Trying to come up with a good basketball team name?

[NBA4EVER]

I know i posted a thread like this months ago but the spring league is starting up and everyone is getting new team names. Its for a rec league (5 on 5) all kids in high school so dont give any bad team names, make them really clever

Examples from team names in the past:

H1 and 1
Twerk Team
Ramrods
The Scoregasms

[LevisJeans]

Victorious Secret

[BankShot]

H1 and 1 is pretty funny :roll:

[Lebron23]

Archangels

[pete's montreux]

i always choose the more obvious route

"the nonathletic awkward white guys"

[OneMoreSucka]

H1 and 1 is ****ing brilliant.

[LevisJeans]

The Power Grangers?:confusedshrug:
The Hinrich Maneuver
Hardwood Legacy

[Hawker]

Tube Steak

[DukeDelonte13]

The Stuffers

[LevisJeans]

The Dirty Cheetahs
Baseline Leaners
Sham-Yao (I know you don't want anything to do with the NBA, but this one's funny)
Make It Drizzle
Caucasian Invasion
Gang Green (Gangrene)

[bballer]

Team Miley Cyrus

[craigthomasb]

could allways go with my quiz name

"Fat kids are harder to Kidnap"

[triangleoffense]

roidrage, was my old fantasy baseball team.

[NumeroOcho]

slam jam momma ding dam

[DuMa]

our team name is 'lower the rim'

[beasly15]

dunkin' drug addicts

[NBA4EVER]

Thunder Down Under, Basket Brawlers, Jurrasic Sparks, Rowdy Rascals, Monstars...any of those sound good?

[Whiteness]

Thunder Down Under, Basket Brawlers, Jurrasic Sparks, Rowdy Rascals, Monstars...any of those sound good?
Monstars for nostalgia. Thunder doesn't make sense unless you're from Australia. Basket Brawlers and Rowdy Rascals are terrible unless you're trying for that from an ironic standpoint. Jurassic Sparks is a low-grade pun.

I liked H1 and 1 the most. or Make it Drizzle or Lower the Rim. Those are all good if you're going for the PG-13 rating.

[Knicks101]

The Wildcats, N*gga.

That's the whole name, comma and everything.

[artex]

monkey brains

[pete's montreux]

"You Vil Woose"

http://evanmorgenstern.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ivan_drago.jpg

[mrpuente]

hmm, this is hard how bout whatever city "Thunder"?

[wTFaMonkey]

la key me

[Randy]

The Cunning Stunts.

No one ever says it correctly.

[Myth]

Oden's Meat

You're welcome :cheers:

[Maize'N'Blue]

another team had "Off in the Woods"

so anyone that won against them could say Ya we beat "off in the woods."

Haha we played a team in a homecoming volleyball thing that was off in the woods. We were team extenze.

[JtotheIzzo]

Lickherboxers
Rim Jobs

[hihellohi765]

Team Discovery Channel... its from the Simpsons

[Timmy D for MVP]

Rainmakers
Raindance
What color are you guys? (Color) Rain

Swat Team

All good for a laugh.

[BankShot]

I still say everything pales in comparison to H1 and 1

[magic chiongson]

yankees

[tsforthrees]

if your team sucks, name it "off in the woods". take's the pleasure out of winning

[plowking]

You Lead And Afflalo

[tsforthrees]

You Lead And Afflalo
:oldlol:

[plowking]

WTF are you Ewing?
Dribbling Seamen.

[NotYetGreat]

(Insert city/town name here) 69ers. I'm surprised no one's said it yet.

[Junny]

Unpredictable Chokers

There was a team with that name in the rec league I played last year.

[golddigger31]

Just combine ramrod and Miley Cyrus

[IInvented]

lmfao i'm dying over here.. i'm sitting in class and and litellary laughing and eveyone's quite..

[craigthomasb]

The Swaggerless Mannatees????

[mattevans11]

Bald Test Eagles

[hateraid]

I thought this team we played in men's league was clever.

D'Friends

When they'd hands in they were like " D'Friends on 3. 1,2,3, D'Friends!"

Funny

[baller693]

The Coroners
The Bad Little Monkeys
The Ball Slammers
The Ball Strokers
The Verdict
Multiple Scoregasms
French Toast Mafia
Blood Bath and Beyond
The White Heads
The Cleveland Steamers
Go with any of these and you should get some laughs.

[Whiteness]

The Cleveland Cavaqueers
The New York Bricks
The New Orleans Poor-Nets
The Toronto Faptors
The Atlanta Cawks

...that completes my list of terrible NBA team-name puns :oldlol: