Plenty of Fish

[Duderonomy]

anybody ever meet a chick on there or gotten some as a result of this site?
i'm think about joining.

[OneMoreSucka]

I'm on it. So many chicks DTF...works better if you're in a bigger city though

[rufuspaul]

anybody ever meet a chick on there or gotten some as a result of this site?
i'm think about joining.

Dude, ISH is the place to meet chicks. Everyone knows that.

[mlh1981]

I met the woman I'm going to marry someday via POF. Worked wonders for me.

[ZeN]

Dude, ISH is the place to meet chicks. Everyone knows that.


Its true... I met my wife on ISH.

And now its happily ever after.

[goldenryan]

Its true... I met my wife on ISH.

And now its happily ever after.
i hope u and hawkfan have many wonderful years to come.

[ZeN]

i hope u and hawkfan have many wonderful years to come.


suicide-homicide would have already occured..

[goldenryan]

suicide-homicide would have already occured..
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/Books/images/Chris-Benoit.jpg

[ukballer]

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/Books/images/Chris-Benoit.jpg

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/3419/original/yo-dawg-at-first-i-was-like.jpg

[ZeN]

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/Books/images/Chris-Benoit.jpg

He was set-up.

[BMOGEFan]

i met a friend who introduced me to a girl via pof

i found out the best method on a dating website is to make friends online then tell them to introduce u to girls.

girls are pretty skeptical to online dating. which makes meeting "friends" all that much easier.

[DukeDelonte13]

I remember benjy from the howard stern show talking about picking up chicks from there... He's damn ugly too.

[BlazersDozen]

Why don't you just get offline and go talk to some people?

I don't find chicks online LoL...I talk to them at the club or when I see one with a friend, I get introduced and I make myself known to her for however long we hang out then as we're leaving I ask for the number...

It's not that hard...

[BMOGEFan]

Why don't you just get offline and go talk to some people?

I don't find chicks online LoL...I talk to them at the club or when I see one with a friend, I get introduced and I make myself known to her for however long we hang out then as we're leaving I ask for the number...

It's not that hard...

gets harder when you get older.

[BlazersDozen]

I'm not sure how old you are but I'm 23 and it's easy for me...

My dad is 40 and he's still got top notch game LoL

I'd think it would be harder when you're younger, when your self esteem is lower, you're uglier and females are more mature than you are.

[BMOGEFan]

I'm not sure how old you are but I'm 23 and it's easy for me...

My dad is 40 and he's still got top notch game LoL

I'd think it would be harder when you're younger, when your self esteem is lower, you're uglier and females are more mature than you are.

definitely easier when you are younger. especially when you have a career where you don't really meet too many people.

[Duderonomy]

i met a friend who introduced me to a girl via pof

i found out the best method on a dating website is to make friends online then tell them to introduce u to girls.

girls are pretty skeptical to online dating. which makes meeting "friends" all that much easier.
:applause: good advice.

[Duderonomy]

Why don't you just get offline and go talk to some people?

I don't find chicks online LoL...I talk to them at the club or when I see one with a friend, I get introduced and I make myself known to her for however long we hang out then as we're leaving I ask for the number...

It's not that hard...

well, i used to have that attitude "5'10 blond models don't need to meet guys over the internet." but you may be suprise by who you may see on there, and if you see a girl you know, it is on like Michelle Quan.:banana:

[GiveItToBurrito]

I've been meaning to try it, it seems like there's no real reason not to. Like, I'm not a shut in or lonely or something, but it seems like a pretty easy way to get *****, assuming the women are attractive and not bots.

[BMOGEFan]

I've been meaning to try it, it seems like there's no real reason not to. Like, I'm not a shut in or lonely or something, but it seems like a pretty easy way to get *****, assuming the women are attractive and not bots.

women are indeed real on POF.

my friends use it to get puss all the time.

[GiveItToBurrito]

women are indeed real on POF.

my friends use it to get puss all the time.

That's what I've heard about Craigslist, too, but I checked it out once and all the girls with pictures seemed like they had webcams you have to pay to see. My friend and his wife meet other nasty grimy 40-something swingers on it, though.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

a bunch of fat ugly btches on plenty of fish in my area.

[BMOGEFan]

a bunch of fat ugly btches on plenty of fish in my area.

Los angeles, pasadena area got some fine ass hyenas.

check 91007 area code 25 miles.

lots of asian chicks for the banging.

[GiveItToBurrito]

I'm seeing a lot of white chicks with graduate degrees, a few chongas, and a couple of overweight black women looking for white guys. It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be.

[Duderonomy]

I'm seeing a lot of white chicks with graduate degrees, a few chongas, and a couple of overweight black women looking for white guys. It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be.
reading the profiles can really help u weed out the nutcases. :lol

[DukeDelonte13]

Los angeles, pasadena area got some fine ass hyenas.

check 91007 area code 25 miles.

lots of asian chicks for the banging.


haha most excellent! :rockon:

[Rake2204]

definitely easier when you are younger. especially when you have a career where you don't really meet too many people.
Pretty true. High School and College are both institutions forever flooded with tons of opportunities to meet billions of people your own age. However, once you graduate and get settled into a career, there's a good chance those opportunities begin to dwindle. The bar is still there, but not everyone is looking to meet someone in a bar I guess. I would have figured I'd be all set by going into Education. Turns out 90% of my coworkers are 50+.

[phoenix18]

I just went there to scope it out, I went to high school with this girl a few years back.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member14249795.htm (http://www.plentyoffish.com/member14249795.htm)

You read her profile?


I'm FL or ATL bound.

[NumeroOcho]

i say someone makes a profile and then posts the hilarious emails from desperate/horny men

[Duderonomy]

a bunch of fat ugly btches on plenty of fish in my area.
i messaged a chick who looked good in her pics on pof, and then added her on facebook and she was alot bigger on those pics. awkward as hell.

[phoenix18]

Nah I didn't read it.

DO NOT bang her hahaha. She is as mental as you can be.

Stalkerish, she cut herself, put ice/salt on her legs to burn herself, was married to an army guy for a while. She was really into me back in the day, but she was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too crazy.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2z5vk15.gif

[Randy]

LOL, I just searched within a 10 mile radius. Every page of results has at least two profiles where there is two girls posing, one hot, one not. The Not is always the owner of the profile.

The best part is searching by ethnicity.

[big baller]

nash4eva or whats her face :oldlol:

[v-unit]

I created my profile last night and I'm getting some views but now I'm not sure how to take it from there...I've never done online dating like this, I wouldn't even know where to start without thinking she will think I'm a creeper. Do I just wait for them to say something first? CHRIST I haven't been this confused since grade 7!!

And what do you mean by "Did you read her profile?" and the other poster said "no I didn't" ...?? Aren't you reading it the second you click their name?

[OneMoreSucka]

It's important that you set your thing to "dating" and not "intimate encounter". You get more views and more chances of people actually talking to you. Do some cheesy shit like sending them a gift based on their profile info, or just message them with some witty one liner about "lol I've never done this before..."

Also, watch out for the girls that put "intimate encounter" but obviously don't know what it means, could lead to some awkward conversations :oldlol:

[v-unit]

It's important that you set your thing to "dating" and not "intimate encounter". You get more views and more chances of people actually talking to you. Do some cheesy shit like sending them a gift based on their profile info, or just message them with some witty one liner about "lol I've never done this before..."

oh lorddd :bowdown:

lol at your edit. I'm actually surprised by how many young people there are. I never saw any ads for this site except in the past month or two, nothing before that.

[BMOGEFan]

feel free to use my account.

rezznor

12345

i posted a random asian dude's pic on it. HAHAHA in hopes to bone asian girls.

[GollyImSoGully]

I signed up for fun and messaging like every random girl. Haha. I'll post updates.

[Duderonomy]

Signed up yesterday, sent out messages to about 15 girls. the first 2/3 girls i talked with didn't go so well. 1 blocked me another one was a fattie who did'nt post bias pics of herself (170 range):ohwell:

yep, still waiting....















http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg

[Dizzle-2k7]

I actually hooked up with a girl this past sunday that I met from there
but shes the first.. thing is to seem cool and have some nice pictures of your self, seem outgoing..

also ive been talking to alot of chicks lately by using a line i got fro mthe misc.. i literally spammed this line to every girl from my city and its been pretty fun so far

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"

[v-unit]

Sent like 6 messages to girls but they went unread so far. Getting mad. I like how you can tell if they read it or not.

[BMOGEFan]

I actually hooked up with a girl this past sunday that I met from there
but shes the first.. thing is to seem cool and have some nice pictures of your self, seem outgoing..

also ive been talking to alot of chicks lately by using a line i got fro mthe misc.. i literally spammed this line to every girl from my city and its been pretty fun so far

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"

hahah ok done. i'm stealing that.

[OneMoreSucka]

I actually hooked up with a girl this past sunday that I met from there
but shes the first.. thing is to seem cool and have some nice pictures of your self, seem outgoing..

also ive been talking to alot of chicks lately by using a line i got fro mthe misc.. i literally spammed this line to every girl from my city and its been pretty fun so far

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"
Damn that is good.

[D.J.]

I'm not sure how old you are but I'm 23 and it's easy for me...

My dad is 40 and he's still got top notch game LoL

I'd think it would be harder when you're younger, when your self esteem is lower, you're uglier and females are more mature than you are.


Common misconception. Women want you to think they're more mature, but many of their actions prove otherwise.

[goldenryan]

I actually hooked up with a girl this past sunday that I met from there
but shes the first.. thing is to seem cool and have some nice pictures of your self, seem outgoing..

also ive been talking to alot of chicks lately by using a line i got fro mthe misc.. i literally spammed this line to every girl from my city and its been pretty fun so far

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"

hey that's pretty good, here's one i sent.

"hi i was reading ur profile, maybe we can hang out sometime and drink orange juice and play tetris." :D

[v-unit]

I said : " hey just wanted to let you know my wallet doesn't even fit my jeans. juuuuust saying it's pretty big"

She said : " the wallet or whats inside?"

I said : "Both obvi."

AND SO IT BEGINS

[OneMoreSucka]

You better **** this girl

[v-unit]

You better **** this girl

I would be very down. I caught her creeping my profile so I guess she is interested. I'm going to work this girl see if I can make it happen.

[Dizzle-2k7]

I would be very down. I caught her creeping my profile so I guess she is interested. I'm going to work this girl see if I can make it happen.

cool bra.. try to go for the # within 5 messages.. after that it gets old . say something like "hey i hardly get on here ,but i wanna get to know you more.. you should give me your # so i can text you" or somethin like that.. you got game youll figure it out :cheers:

[goldenryan]

cool bra.. try to go for the # within 5 messages.. after that it gets old . say something like "hey i hardly get on here ,but i wanna get to know you more.. you should give me your # so i can text you" or somethin like that.. you got game youll figure it out :cheers:

giving her ur facebook url would be an easier way to go and plus u can see all her pics nothing worse than showing up for a date and being disappointed in what she looks like, cause she didn't look like the 3 pics she posted on pof.

[Dizzle-2k7]

got with a girl from okcupid last night! :rockon:

okcupid.com is like POF but a little less sleezy i guess.. but yup them girls are after it!

[OneMoreSucka]

:pimp:

[lilmagicjohnson]

got with a girl from okcupid last night! :rockon:

okcupid.com is like POF but a little less sleezy i guess.. but yup them girls are after it!
post her pic, i want to see the quality of these internet dating chicks, it might be worth a switch over

[v-unit]

post her pic, i want to see the quality of these internet dating chicks, it might be worth a switch over

This girl messaged me and she is 21 (older than me by a bit):

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/65/82/Toronto_singles_64724750.jpg

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/66/38/Toronto_singles_70267291-2.jpg

She is on the left in both. Tits :eek: She is Dutch and lives in the city and we were talking...She didn't read my latest message though but I plan on meetingup with her this break...It's weird I used to have this negative image of online dating sites but it's actually pretty impressive.

Thats the thing with these sites...I feel like half the girls don't care, they really just want to **** and they'll message a few people that they are interested in and bootycall them like guys would in real life. It's like this site is a portal for them to not act extremely conservative.

[Dizzle-2k7]

:eek:

nice, v.

[lilmagicjohnson]

nice job v-unit. these sites intrigue me.

[v-unit]

Thanks to both...But there are some gargoyles on that site aswell...

These two recently viewed me:

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/13/SaultSteMarie_singles_77174882.jpg

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/43/Barrie_dating_78717468.jpg

So yeah, lol. IMO there is a larger number of uglier girls (Not by a lot) but thats only because they really can't get anything in real life IMO so they resort to this. There is still plenty of good looking girls..

[Dizzle-2k7]

Thats the thing with these sites...I feel like half the girls don't care, they really just want to **** and they'll message a few people that they are interested in and bootycall them like guys would in real life. It's like this site is a portal for them to not act extremely conservative.

for real. thats what im starting to notice too. haha. :cheers:

[lilmagicjohnson]

When it asks what you're looking for do you just be straight up and say "intimate encounter" or do you have to be coy with this and put "friendship" or "hangout"?

[Dizzle-2k7]

When it asks what you're looking for do you just be straight up and say "intimate encounter" or do you have to be coy with this and put "friendship" or "hangout"?

COY!!! lol

[lilmagicjohnson]

COY!!! lol
lol all you guys are talking about how straight up the girls on here are, i wassnt sure how straight up :P

so far-loads of uglies within a 10 mile radius of me, things dont look good

[lilmagicjohnson]

damn 2 hotties have been found and i got 3 messages already (from uglies tho, lol atleast they'll be fun to mess with) this site is showing potential

[OneMoreSucka]

Just uploaded my "you glad" pic to pof and okcupid.....should get skanks messaging me any minute now....

[v-unit]

for real. thats what im starting to notice too. haha. :cheers:

Haha amazing stuff.

By the what is okcupid? I never heard of it before this thread but I'm guessing I should sign up to that too...?

[OneMoreSucka]

Haha amazing stuff.

By the what is okcupid? I never heard of it before this thread but I'm guessing I should sign up to that too...?
Same thing as pof....of course you should sign up if you want to increase your chances

[v-unit]

Same thing as pof....of course you should sign up if you want to increase your chances

There is chat?!?! that is amazing. I just got a message from a girl instantly and my ego was through the roof. Then she asked me "so you wanna see my *****? I have a private cam site and i can give you the code if you want to join"

I was like riiiiight. i knew where this was going. so i said no thanks and shes like "k bye hun, i dont need gay" i was like "k peace"

lol i hate those messages

[OneMoreSucka]

There is chat?!?! that is amazing. I just got a message from a girl instantly and my ego was through the roof. Then she asked me "so you wanna see my *****? I have a private cam site and i can give you the code if you want to join"

I was like riiiiight. i knew where this was going. so i said no thanks and shes like "k bye hun, i dont need gay" i was like "k peace"

lol i hate those messages
print screen or ban

[v-unit]

print screen or ban

http://i49.tinypic.com/24q4qhy.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

Cot damn

[v-unit]

Cot damn

Yeah it's the same thing on every porn site I go to lol. I think it's a dude on the other side...I was gonna ask him how much he gets paid and if there is a chance I could get a job.

Benefits:

Work from home
Very easy money

unfortunatly you have to talk to dudes while they hit on you

imdown

[lilmagicjohnson]

im going to apply the technique of posting pics of myself with hot girls to see if that works better

[D.J.]

im going to apply the technique of posting pics of myself with hot girls to see if that works better


It will work. Look up the term "social proof".

[v-unit]

Can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do now?

I just got a message from a girl with no picture:

Her: hi

Me: lol, hi

Her: how r u

Me: good you?

Her: im fine just playing wit my brother

??? Weirdos.

[pete's montreux]

offer nudes

[OneMoreSucka]

SMH....go spend a year in the AOL chatroom league, rookie.

[v-unit]

SMH....go spend a year in the AOL chatroom league, rookie.

I'm not going to get into a conversation with a girl if she doesn't have a picture. That's my number 1 rule; if you don't have a picture it's because you are too shy (Which I hate) or you're ugly. Lose-lose situation.

[Hawker]

Maybe I should try my luck?

[Dizzle-2k7]

I'm not going to get into a conversation with a girl if she doesn't have a picture. That's my number 1 rule; if you don't have a picture it's because you are too shy (Which I hate) or you're ugly. Lose-lose situation.

ahhh i dont even waste time if they aint got a picture.. usually means theyre a dude lol

[v-unit]

ahhh i dont even waste time if they aint got a picture.. usually means theyre a dude lol

haha true probably is.

hawker for sure...i don't know which one i like more. i like okcupid more but plentyoffish lets me see if they read my messages or not, easier to find people/see if they are online AND i get more hits there

but okcupid is more interactive imo...i don't know it's good to have both

[mrpuente]

signed up last night and started drunk messaging :oldlol:

[IcanzIIravor]

Can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do now?

I just got a message from a girl with no picture:

Her: hi

Me: lol, hi

Her: how r u

Me: good you?

Her: im fine just playing wit my brother

??? Weirdos.

Ask her for her pic. If she gives any excuse why she can't give you one send her on her way.

[Duderonomy]

well, i joined over a week ago and so far it hasn't worked out great.

i only like 5 messages and one message was from woman who said "i looked like i could be a good FUTURE father for kid.' :roll: :roll: :rolleyes:



:banghead: :banghead:

what do these bitches want?

[Blzrfn]

well, i joined over a week ago and so far it hasn't worked out great.

i only like 5 messages and one message was from woman who said "i looked like i could be a good FUTURE father for kid.' :roll: :roll: :rolleyes:



:banghead: :banghead:

what do these bitches want?

Yeah, I agree. Stay the heck away from that one. She probably sees you as a provider and not a lover.

[Duderonomy]

Yeah, I agree. Stay the heck away from that one. She probably sees you as a provider and not a lover.

hell no to that chick goes without saying. i bet 3/4th of the really pretty girls on there are trolls like RG seeing what pathetic guys message them for sex.

[OneMoreSucka]

well, i joined over a week ago and so far it hasn't worked out great.

i only like 5 messages and one message was from woman who said "i looked like i could be a good FUTURE father for kid.' :roll: :roll: :rolleyes:



:banghead: :banghead:

what do these bitches want?
What these bitches want from a *****....

[goldenryan]

this line works 80% of time, that 20% are ruthless b****** that don't message back to anybody.

title-Where do you get your moisterizer from?

am guessing it was created by the hands of god, blended with roses from the harvested fields of the Garden of Eden. Its doing wonders for your complexion

Well, if you don't laugh at my pickup lines then i'm not interested in you.

[OneMoreSucka]

asl?

[InspiredLebowski]

A guy here in Indiana just got arrested for using this site to have unprotected sex with over 100 women over the course of a year while being HIV positive. Dude was ugly as hell, so the site must have plent of skanks.

[Dizzle-2k7]

this line works 80% of time, that 20% are ruthless b****** that don't message back to anybody.

title-Where do you get your moisterizer from?

am guessing it was created by the hands of god, blended with roses from the harvested fields of the Garden of Eden. Its doing wonders for your complexion

Well, if you don't laugh at my pickup lines then i'm not interested in you.


lol i just tried it.. lets see how it goes

[Duderonomy]

i know alot of people here have reservations about meeting girls over the internet, but that's the current stage of how alot of girl are these days "obsessive online community drones"

[oh the horror]

So I joined this site fellas, and already I am supposed to meet this cute little rican chick on sunday. So its pretty cool.



I WILL SAY THIS HOWEVER...


Is it me, or do some women on there come off as extremely picky and outright b*tchy?



I laugh whenever reading certain profiles like "damn, no wonder you're single"

[goldenryan]

So I joined this site fellas, and already I am supposed to meet this cute little rican chick on sunday. So its pretty cool.



I WILL SAY THIS HOWEVER...


Is it me, or do some women on there come off as extremely picky and outright b*tchy?



I laugh whenever reading certain profiles like "damn, no wonder you're single"
there are laws of attraction, the girls you find attractive are most likely the ones who are going to find you attractive. no point in sending messages to girls who aren't your type. and yeah i read some of these profiles and some girls essays sound more like their a bad guy wrestler trying to get people to hate them. they don't realize that they need to make themself likeable, then after they meet the guy show him your flaws. the funny profile i saw was a woman weighting over 2bills and her headline was "not looking 4 players " or something like that :lol

[oh the horror]

There was one woman, who had literally a list, of what seemed to be like 50+ things as far as what she WASNT looking for.


Im like first of all....what guy is going to sit there, and read through all of that to make sure he fits the bill? Secondly, who the hell limits themselves THAT much when it comes to the opposite sex?


With THAT long of a description, you've already cut out like 80 to 90 percent of the male population. Why even bother?

Its just funny that these people take on this "blame the world" mentality when they do not realize they themselves can sometimes be the one that is a b*tch.


Some profiles are highly defensive....annoyed sounding, and just flat out obnoxious, to rude. Its really a trip to read.

[OneMoreSucka]

I accidentally sent a girl a wink on okcupid because I thought it would ask me to confirm that I wanted to send it but of course it didn't....now she likely thinks I'm some sort of creep.

Sup.

[v-unit]

Just came back frmo Starbucks with one of the girls...Will post pics later. Hopefully can get the shabang bang

[OneMoreSucka]

Gonna need more details than that yo

[v-unit]

No details. We just talked for almost 2 hours. She is pretty cute and has a really nice body. Looked better in pics but I'm sure I did too, ahaha. We have been talking a lot this week I'm kind of afraid she is looking for something serious and long term, I'm not down for that.

Will report the situation as it progresses

EDIT-Yes awkward when we first met

[OneMoreSucka]

Where are the pics!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[v-unit]

I'm at a public library I don't really want to open it up now lol, people will see. I'm home at 10:15 I'll do it up tonight for sure

[Dizzle-2k7]

nice job v.. i been smashing the 6.5/7 i met on pof.. shes DTF which is cool, i need the practice lol

[oh the horror]

I'll admit the site is pretty awesome, considering its free. But it does take some amount of "work" in that males do not get much mail on there....so you have to email a ton of them with the copied and pasted messages :lol

[v-unit]

nice job v.. i been smashing the 6.5/7 i met on pof.. shes DTF which is cool, i need the practice lol

You're doing better than me brah, I didn't really do anything with anyone from that site yet. I am talking with this girl (pics below) but didn't do anything and just set up a few dates so far with other girls. I'm catching up to you though!!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/76/5mqa5345kj_78601756.jpg

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/49/toronto_personals_78976858.jpg

oh the horror-Agreed...I only had one decent looking girl message me, every other girl that messaged me was gross; all the good looking ones usually just chill back and wait for guys to message them.

[Dizzle-2k7]

nice job v.. shes alot finer then my girl.. hope you can close the deal:cheers:

[v-unit]

I'm so stupid I was looking for dime pieces on this site; I'm going to go for the nice 6-7/10's that I wouldn't want everyone knowing I did something with while they have banging bodies and lower self esteem.

LETS GOOO!!!! GET BIG!!!

[v-unit]

What are you afraid of NoGunzJustSkillz, why did you delete your post? :roll: Thought you could delete it before anyone saw

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

What are you afraid of NoGunzJustSkillz, why did you delete your post? :roll: Thought you could delete it before anyone saw
are you insinuating i am afraid of you? :roll:

[v-unit]

are you insinuating i am afraid of you? :roll:

No I was making fun of you for deleting your post, thats all. Why not just keep it?

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

No I was making fun of you for deleting your post, thats all. Why not just keep it?
it's 1:13 am, i am stoned as sh!t...was reading 2 threads...mistaken yours for andrei and made my comment. immediately realized my mistake and deleted it.

[Dizzle-2k7]

hey fellas.. before you message a girl, do 20 pushups ... itll get your blood flowing and youll feel more confident and maybe seem more funny or whatever.. try it out

[v-unit]

I always do pushups and situps before I go out for those reasons but I never thought about it like that...

[BMOGEFan]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member18348856.htm

i just went out with this *****. pretty hot.

[v-unit]

gorgious

[OneMoreSucka]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member18348856.htm

i just went out with this *****. pretty hot.
Are you asian? :oldlol:

[BMOGEFan]

Are you asian? :oldlol:

yea.

[OneMoreSucka]

Then she must have loved you!

[BMOGEFan]

Then she must have loved you!

going out with her again tonight. even though it has only been 2 days. i called her the next day after we met.

i think i can get some gooch off of this one.

[goldenryan]

You're doing better than me brah, I didn't really do anything with anyone from that site yet. I am talking with this girl (pics below) but didn't do anything and just set up a few dates so far with other girls. I'm catching up to you though!!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/76/5mqa5345kj_78601756.jpg

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/49/toronto_personals_78976858.jpg

oh the horror-Agreed...I only had one decent looking girl message me, every other girl that messaged me was gross; all the good looking ones usually just chill back and wait for guys to message them.
this girls fine. you black or white brah?

[lilmagicjohnson]

V-unit, I only used to call you vag-unit not as an insult but because I knew you made alot of contact with different vages with your unit.

[v-unit]

this girls fine. you black or white brah?

I'm write, she's mixed, half Irish-half Jamaican?? I know it's half Jamaican for sure but don't fully remember what the other half is.


V-unit, I only used to call you vag-unit not as an insult but because I knew you made alot of contact with different vages with your unit.

I hope so :(

[goldenryan]

i hate when they show u visited someones profile and u find out their fat or crazy but they saw that u checked them out so they messaged u. :lol
this happen to anyone else?

[v-unit]

ALWAYS

I just don't even open the message sometimes

[OneMoreSucka]

Gentlemen, the bar has officially been raised.

http://www.cougarlife.com


You ain't shit until you bag a milf. Currently exchanging messages with one now :rockon:

[v-unit]

Gentlemen, the bar has officially been raised.

http://www.cougarlife.com


You ain't shit until you bag a milf. Currently exchanging messages with one now :rockon:

Pahahahhaa. Jesus the internet is amazing

[gotbacon23]

Gentlemen, the bar has officially been raised.

http://www.cougarlife.com


You ain't shit until you bag a milf. Currently exchanging messages with one now :rockon:

done and done. when i was 20 i banged a 37 year old married mother of two. working as a pool manager had its perks. she was insane though.

[BMOGEFan]

ok ok.

i'm 28 years old.

lets just say i shag a cougar, whats the best way to dump her.

[AtomSmasher]

ok ok.

i'm 28 years old.

lets just say i shag a cougar, whats the best way to dump her.
highly doubt they are looking for more than casual sex.

[OneMoreSucka]

ok ok.

i'm 28 years old.

lets just say i shag a cougar, whats the best way to dump her.
You make it clear before anything happens that you're not looking for anything serious.

[phoenix18]

highly doubt they are looking for more than casual sex.
+1.

Older women are the sh*t.:pimp:

(Not speaking from experience)

[BMOGEFan]

You make it clear before anything happens that you're not looking for anything serious.

dude thats not gonna get u laid.

[OneMoreSucka]

dude thats not gonna get u laid.
Not with your average broad. But these older chicks don't beat around the bush. Just say you want to make them feel young again. They'll get the point :pimp:

[johndeeregreen]

CougarLife? I'm looking for "Cubs/Cougars"? Haha, I want to make an acc't just to see what kinda matches there are. Any decent looking ones?

[OneMoreSucka]

CougarLife? I'm looking for "Cubs/Cougars"? Haha, I want to make an acc't just to see what kinda matches there are. Any decent looking ones?
Definitely some hot rich ******* for sure. There are a lot of fakes on there too though. And you have to pay if you want to actually do anything on there.

It is very amusing though

[HansMoleman]

I've been using this site for about 6 months now. and these 4 are so far the best looking ones, and the only ones who actually seemed interested, that i have contacted and actually met some.

I actually met this one and went on two dates together. She seemed perfect in the beginning and I was actually starting to like her but got put off when she started asking me what my career plans are and what kind of income I will be making 5 years down the line lol. I decided to end it when she mentioned kids. She is the one in blue, sorry for the small ass pic. will find one better.
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4703/ranchocucamongapersonal.jpg

Haven't met this one yet but I am planning on it. She is the first girl that contacted me and we have been chatting online ever since.
http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2986/covinamatchmaking790911.jpg

I went on a date with this one too. All I gotta say is this one has issues
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6726/missionviejomatchmaking.jpg


This one by far seems to be the one I am most compatible with. Been on 2 dates with her so far. Awesome personality and she is hilarious too. I never thought I could have this much fun with a girl while not having sex. She is really nice too and I think I am falling for her.
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1755/riversidematchmaking811.jpg

[HansMoleman]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4703/ranchocucamongapersonal.jpg

heres a better pic. one in blue, stay away if she ever contacts you. absolute gold diggin hoe

[johndeeregreen]

Actual good looking people are on this site?

[HansMoleman]

Actual good looking people are on this site?

the amount of ogres actually bring the average down

[OneMoreSucka]

I find it's mostly just socially inept girls on there. You can find many cutes ones of the "artsy" type, if you will

[BMOGEFan]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4703/ranchocucamongapersonal.jpg

heres a better pic. one in blue, stay away if she ever contacts you. absolute gold diggin hoe

what's her account. i'll message her. i got lots of gold. then once i tax it its ova.

[TJA7]

Anyone get any from this site then? I got chatting to a few randoms, will post if anything occurs

[v-unit]

I went on a few dates but needless to say their personalities weren't enough for me to continue seeing them...One was really boring and the other was just WEIRD. I didn't bang any of them but I don't think I'll ever delete this site. Too much traffic.

[Dizzle-2k7]

i deleted my POF but i still got okcupid which i like... might get pof back later on...

[oh the horror]

Ive actually hooked up with two females thus far from that site.


The first one is chill, but not looking to get TOO serious since she has a kid. The sex is nice though, im sure sooner or later i'll have to cut her loose since im not looking for anything long term with her. She is laid back, and cool....No issues there thus far.



The second chick is kind of odd....I find her sense of humor, and general attitude to be somewhat of a pain in the ass. She is the type of female that talks in code often...You know, the one that wants you to read between the lines when she throws hints at you often, and then gets annoyed because you arent reading her correctly. Ever met THAT type?? The broad that doesnt say EXACTLY what she wants, and or needs? I generally get into many fights with females like this, because im pretty damn blunt, and do not enjoy subtle little head games.


Shes great in bed though, but it means d*ck when her attitude is annoying. Not sure how long this will go on for.



And various others whom Ive chit chatted with just seem somewhat "off".....You can clearly tell why some of them are flat out single.

[oh the horror]

Gentlemen, the bar has officially been raised.

http://www.cougarlife.com


You ain't shit until you bag a milf. Currently exchanging messages with one now :rockon:


Is this site also free?

[sixerfan82]

Is this site also free?

until you actually want to TALK to someone, yes

[TJA7]

until you actually want to TALK to someone, yes

This sh!t rages me. Whats the point if it isnt free?

[goldenryan]

until you actually want to TALK to someone, yes
http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll450/the_guvna50/jokernotamused.jpg

[PistonsFan#21]

Is this site good if we are virgin and just looking for a quick ****?

[v-unit]

^^ Definitely is. Just sign up and see for yourself. You might fall in love with it


Interesting. Any other details about this one? Or possible news.

Well I ended up not meeting up with her...YET! We're still talking and we're going to meet up for sure. She's not actually from the city I found out (If you know Toronto she is in one of those little suburbs outside the city) so it's a ***** for her to come in. I think she wants a quick fix and leave which is cool but I don't know. I might not even see her until like summer and who knows by then what happens.

Not giving up though ;)

[phoenix18]

V-unit, no car brah?

That sucks man.

[v-unit]

I had a choice of a car or I get my own place this summer...I took my own place. I'm gonna try to dick girls left and right with my own place!! Well thats the dream lol. With a car, it would make it easier too but I don't think it would match up girl wise. Metro pass is doing fine for me not anyways

[phoenix18]

I had a choice of a car or I get my own place this summer...I took my own place. I'm gonna be dicking girls left and right with my own place. With a car, it would make it easier too but I don't think it would match up girl wise. Metro pass is doing fine for me not anyways

It depends on which city you live in I guess. To be honest, having your own place would be better overall. Plus you dont get raped by insurance.

Its cool that you got your own place though. Are you going to have any roommates or you're just on your own?

[v-unit]

Yeah it's not for sure yet but at least. Most likely one but I might be with 2 other people which would make it cheaper.

[phoenix18]

That sounds cool.

POF is an alright website, its just that in my pond, all they have is some catfish and shit. F*ck, it looks like all the people I see at Walmart signed up for this ish.

[Ass Dan]

but for the past 2 years it's been only bots/prostitutes/spam.

Throw in your right hand and we'll call it business as usual, no?

[Ass Dan]

Are you the loser that posted the dolphin pictures? Sounds like that idiot. AntonChigurh

Not my style pal. Can't you take a joke?

[v-unit]

Yeah I wasn't sure what to write, what I did was write something really basic and then edit it according to how others wrote theirs. If there was a specific girl I wanted to talk to I would make sure to read her profile then edit mine accordingly and then talk.

I pretty much wrote a few sentences on myself like:

-Fan of basketball
-Like hip hop/rap and party music
-Getting my BComm.
-Want to own a business one day

All that was like maybe 4 sentences, max. I figure a lot of people don't really care about aspirations and stuff enough to read paragraphs worth so I make it simple and clean.

Then I say:

-I'm a really fun person and love going out
-I drink socially and never by myself but don't have to drink to have fun
-I love hanging out with people that are cool and comfortable, don't really like conversing with shy people

and thats that. That was maybe 5-6 paragraphs and I wrote it so that it's a bit more "real". I don't like to speak like a robot on those websites as it can get boring so I add in a "lol" or something (Like I mentioned I like rap music but I have an Amy Winehouse album lol), etc. The more profiles you read, the better you understand how to make a profile.

[pete's montreux]

Ok so I started using this recently. So far I've been a victim of Myspace angles and another chick came off as incredibly desperate which was kind of weird and awkward. I'm messaging a few others, hopefully they work out better.

[lilmagicjohnson]

Ok so I started using this recently. So far I've been a victim of Myspace angles and another chick came off as incredibly desperate which was kind of weird and awkward. I'm messaging a few others, hopefully they work out better.
:roll: :roll: :roll: leviticus 3:9 What thou give thou shalt receive :roll:

[Derek Zoolander]

meeting up with a hottie this friday-but the fact she's a hotty and says she never had a boyfriend before and she's 19 leads me to believe there is something extremely wrong with her and I am walking to my doom-her facebook confirms she's the girl in her profile pics atleast!


http://i39.tinypic.com/avjtc0.jpg

knock on wood

[TheGreatDeraj]

Not thread related... But I'm happy Sergio has been MIA for a while now, totally forgot about him actually.




I'll give you a hint for the date. Talk to her the way you post on here, ONLY about Manu Ginobili. She'll get super wet like Ginobili has been from the field against the Mavs. :cheers:

I can't tell whether you know that you responded to Sergio or not :oldlol:

[Derek Zoolander]

This line has been working gold, thanks whoever originally posted it!

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"


got another hotty to bite lol-i hope they arent all crazies in real life like you always hear stories about

[AirGauge23]

This line has been working gold, thanks whoever originally posted it!

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"


got another hotty to bite lol-i hope they arent all crazies in real life like you always hear stories about

Well, you ****ed that up.

Next.

[Derek Zoolander]

Well, you ****ed that up.

Next.
lol nah cus its already got me a meetup with this chick at her pool.

http://i42.tinypic.com/9att78.jpg

"Next"? lol I used to read pickupguide.com when I was 15 too you little noob. Then I realized instead of playing games you can just be real and straight up and get laid just as easily.

[Swaggin916]

This line has been working gold, thanks whoever originally posted it!

"Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice"


got another hotty to bite lol-i hope they arent all crazies in real life like you always hear stories about

That's hilarious dude lol. Yea I was messin around on there today (just signed up actually) and low and behold this thread is at the top of the page when I come in the OTC forum... Must be a sign.

[Derek Zoolander]

That's hilarious dude lol. Yea I was messin around on there today (just signed up actually) and low and behold this thread is at the top of the page when I come in the OTC forum... Must be a sign.
I didn't make that line up, a guy earlier in this thread did, but I've just been spamming it to random girls and they all love it lol, and a few dumb ones don't realize it's a joke, those dumb ones who dont find it funny are the girls you don't want to actually meet up with

[Swaggin916]

I didn't make that line up, a guy earlier in this thread did, but I've just been spamming it to random girls and they all love it lol, and a few dumb ones don't realize it's a joke, those dumb ones who dont find it funny are the girls you don't want to actually meet up with


For sure... I'm not really a line guy myself. If they don't like what I have to say I don't give a shit. I got my my good old buddy Hand solo... who knows exactly what I like.

[CeoTypeDoe619]

I didn't make that line up, a guy earlier in this thread did, but I've just been spamming it to random girls and they all love it lol, and a few dumb ones don't realize it's a joke, those dumb ones who dont find it funny are the girls you don't want to actually meet up with
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I ran into some of those dumb hoes too.
Man hoes can be so stupid

[Ass Dan]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I ran into some of those dumb hoes too.
Man hoes can be so stupid

word, b*tches online be dumb as shit yo!:roll: :roll:

[Derek Zoolander]

word, b*tches online be dumb as shit yo!:roll: :roll:
loads of em can tell its just a line i got from somewhere else but they like it anyways lol

[phoenix18]

For sure... I'm not really a line guy myself. If they don't like what I have to say I don't give a shit. I got my my good old buddy Hand solo... who knows exactly what I like.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

No shame.

[Duderonomy]

a girl i met from okcupid, the other night.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_c521cea30fea418ba7fe01eb9595b162.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

Thanks for the bump... I'll read through this tread.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Signed up yesterday, sent out messages to about 15 girls. the first 2/3 girls i talked with didn't go so well. 1 blocked me another one was a fattie who did'nt post bias pics of herself (170 range):ohwell:

yep, still waiting....















http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg




:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/76/5mqa5345kj_78601756.jpg

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/68/49/toronto_personals_78976858.jpg



Nice....


This thread is making me want to sign up and see what kind of fish I can catch.


Yep... I think I've reached a point in my life where I have to resort to my last option: The internet.

[craigthomasb]

a girl i met from okcupid, the other night.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_c521cea30fea418ba7fe01eb9595b162.jpg


mmmmmm slutty secretary

NICE

[v-unit]

Can't believe Tina Fey uses Plenty of Fish!

[TheGreatDeraj]

a girl i met from okcupid, the other night.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_c521cea30fea418ba7fe01eb9595b162.jpg

Hit that shit raw dog and bail

[v-unit]

Hit that shit raw dog and bail

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/news/photos/e/eminem_life_051109/videos/slimera/guiltyconscience_1998.jpg

[branslowski]

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

I'd like to thank the OP, V-Unit and others for turning me on to this site..

Since this thread was bumped, I guess I can leave a late ty to you guy's in this thread...Because about 3 weeks (a little after the thread was bumped on the 5th of april) I decided to just give POF a shot...So far Iv'e chated with about 11 chicks and met 2...

I mean, i currently live in Davenport FL...Which is a vacation spot for many ppl..So, I was already hooking up with a few vacationing woman...But with this website, I can bag chicks when the vacation spots are dry...The f*cking search n distance function on POF is top notch...I searched for chicks ages 18-28, within a 10-15 mile distance and a sh!t load of chicks popped up...

The first one I met up with lived in clearmont like 4 miles away from me...I met up with her at the f*cking Wal-Mart...We drove for about 8min to my community, talked with eachother in the little playground about meeting ppl online and how it's scary, blah, blah, blah..She wanted to make sure I didn't lie about anything, exc...2 days later, she came to Wal-mart (where i work) told me to meet up with her when I get off...She picked me up, took me to her spot...We chilled a little, watched some T.V...Then, she made a sexual move before i could..I f*cked her (or she f*cked me) in her room..Afterwards she dropped me off at my house and told me too call her anytime..

She's cool as f*ck too..Could be an ongoing f*ck buddy..

The 2nd girl I met didn't let me hit yet, she's actin like she respects herself or somethin..So f*ck her...If I don't hit in about a week, then im cuttin her off.

All in all...Thanks dudes...

FYI

Whoever here lives in or Near Orlando, I got a freak jone for you...My treat..:cheers:

[Swaggin916]

^^^ Tool.

I can't say I don't hope for the same thing... but I'm a d-bag about it like that. Not even when joking with fellow ISH nerds.

[Doomsday Dallas]

Operation On-line dating has just begun.

just sent out two messages.

I'll wait and see what happens.

Oh this is going to be so much fun.



Should I start with the girls that aren't so attractive first? Just for practice? Because the two girls I sent messages to were pretty damn hot. (I couldn't resist.)

[Doomsday Dallas]

Okay.... I have 8 messages sent out. (actually only 7, because one chick was basically a Super Model and I doubt she will reply to me)

My work is done for the week.

I'll just sit back and wait...

If I don't get a reply within the week... I'll send out 8 more messages.


$hit is about to get real.

[pete's montreux]

You can also check who looked at your profile by going to "viewed me"

[Doomsday Dallas]

You can also check who looked at your profile by going to "viewed me"


I don't think anyone has viewed my profile yet.

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/profile.jpg



If the pictures shown above have viewed my profile.... Not interested :oldlol:

But I guess it's should show me something under the line... right?

[pete's montreux]

Yeah, not those pictures above, they'll be under "users who have viewed your profile"

[simcjt]

The 2nd girl I met didn't let me hit yet, she's actin like she respects herself or somethin..So f*ck her...If I don't hit in about a week, then im cuttin her off.
:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Damn now i have to read the whole thread to see whats going on

[Doomsday Dallas]

dooms, click Sent Msg which is right next to My Matches and Will Respond... it shows what they did with your message. did they read, delete, etc. so you don't have to wait.

Yea I've been keeping my an eye on that.... that's the coolest thing about this website.

I'll know if that b*tch read my message: :oldlol:


I think I might have some luck with my first batch of messages... but I did all of this on a Monday morning, so it might be a few days until I see that some of messages got read.

[Doomsday Dallas]

These are all the b*tches I sent messages to:

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/women.jpg

+1 more.

[simcjt]

looking for my first experience with a BLACK MAN while MY MAN watches! yes i have a BF. I would love for it to be hot and erotic, please be sexy.. hair can be bald to dreads, being all natural down stairs is fine i kinda like the kinkiness of it... but again not required shaved/trimmed is fine. I'm a very curvy girl with a big booty and need a man who can handle it so please be 8+ and UNCUT is A++++++, but its not required. being clean is of course..Maybe to break the ice we can have some steamy hott phone sex before we meet to raise the tension between us...
http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/69/71/JerseyCity_dating_84422879-2.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

This site is funny as hell

[johndeeregreen]

Even if I hadn't got laid in 20 years, I don't think I could lower myself to the indignity of looking to hook up with somebody at an online dating service.

[mrpuente]

Even if I hadn't got laid in 20 years, I don't think I could lower myself to the indignity of looking to hook up with somebody at an online dating service.
lie

[statman32]

Dooms, are you not still married with kids?

[AirGauge23]

Dooms, are you not still married with kids?

He's separated.

At least that's what he says.

[oh the horror]

Even if I hadn't got laid in 20 years, I don't think I could lower myself to the indignity of looking to hook up with somebody at an online dating service.



But you'd fu*k a chick you'd met in a bar or what? Its a social tool to meet people just like anything else.

[oh the horror]

One thing I will say about Plentyoffish.com is that you have to kind of send out a good chunk of messages to get a portion of them back, because women on there do NOT respond for the most part. And especially if your message sounds like a the good old generic "hey there, wanna talk?" type of message...they sure as hell wont reply to that.

[Doomsday Dallas]

One thing I will say about Plentyoffish.com is that you have to kind of send out a good chunk of messages to get a portion of them back, because women on there do NOT respond for the most part. And especially if your message sounds like a the good old generic "hey there, wanna talk?" type of message...they sure as hell wont reply to that.


I've discovered this.

You are very correct.


The only luck I've had so far was I got one girl to call me... but I'm not sure if I'm even interested in meeting her.


Hmmm... I also made the mistake of sending out a few messages to girls that haven't even been on-line for over 30 days... You have to make sure that they are still visiting POF, and haven't abandoned their profile.


But yea... what do I have to do? Write out a 2,000 word message filled with crap to get a reply back?

Also I haven't even filled out many details in my profile yet... I gotta write a whole bunch of bull $hit about myself...

I think I'm just gonna do a lot of lying.... Like a $hit load of lying: :D

[oh the horror]

I've discovered this.

You are very correct.


The only luck I've had so far was I got one girl to call me... but I'm not sure if I'm even interested in meeting her.


Hmmm... I also made the mistake of sending out a few messages to girls that haven't even been on-line for over 30 days... You have to make sure that they are still visiting POF, and haven't abandoned their profile.


But yea... what do I have to do? Write out a 2,000 word message filled with crap to get a reply back?

Also I haven't even filled out many details in my profile yet... I gotta write a whole bunch of bull $hit about myself...

I think I'm just gonna do a lot of lying.... Like a $hit load of lying: :D




Frankly its funny to me, that I have to write out a paragraph of personal interesting messages to each individual woman just to get a response. I guess the logic behind it is that most pretty women on there get a TON of messages per day, so if you stand out among the many "hey there" messages, then you've set yourself up for a better chance....not to mention they feel like they're just one of the many girls youve hit up if it seems like a copy and pasted message...


Ive seen women write specifically on their pages that they do not want the "copy and pasted" message....so they KNOW whats up. :oldlol:



I generally will try to make a quick little mention of something on their page, to let them know I read it, or at least skimmed over it...but what these broads dont understand too, is that it takes TIME to write a personalized message, and lets face it.....she isnt the ONLY one im writing to either!


Like I said, they dont realize that in order for us males to get feedback, we literally have to email like 20 ladies to get back like 5 replies. Its the nature of websites like that.

[craigthomasb]

ive been looking around

am i setting my standards to hight by not messageing hot girls who put things like

"my ambisions is lik 2 own da yello lamburgerini"

anyone with blatent spelling mistakes is a no no



seen one hot girl, who is interested in pole dancing...too good to be true, or, a pole dancer, or a slut, or lying, or stuck up, or as i suspect some blokes messing around

[sixerfan82]

LOL if they have spelling errors its a warning sign.

My standards include a decent profile and a good pic :)

[simcjt]

lmao you in nyc brah? i saw that profile too.
Hoboken, NJ so pretty much NY

[johndeeregreen]

But you'd fu*k a chick you'd met in a bar or what? Its a social tool to meet people just like anything else.
I'm not demeaning anyone who does use it, I just personally have to be like, out of control desperate before I went that route. It just seems f*cked to me.

[branslowski]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18521470

Would you guy's hit?....I sent her a msg already..but...

[EroticVanilla]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18521470

Would you guy's hit?....I sent her a msg already..but...
It wouldn't be my first choice, but if I'd leave the lines of communication open in case I was on a dry streak.

[branslowski]

It wouldn't be my first choice, but if I'd leave the lines of communication open in case I was on a dry streak.

Yeah, im not on a dry streak...But I was thinking about going to go pop her off...My head in my pants overules the one on my shoulder so....If she gets back at me then...:rockon:

[craigthomasb]

Yeah, im not on a dry streak...But I was thinking about going to go pop her off...My head in my pants overules the one on my shoulder so....If she gets back at me then...:rockon:


judging from her tag line i'd say shes a sure thing

[simcjt]

Yeah, im not on a dry streak...But I was thinking about going to go pop her off...My head in my pants overules the one on my shoulder so....If she gets back at me then...:rockon:
Her description of a date seems like you should at least reply

[BRabbiT]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18521470

Would you guy's hit?....I sent her a msg already..but...



assuming it's real, any chick that forward likely has an STD:lol

[simcjt]

assuming it's real, any chick that forward likely has an STD:lol
You can't get herpes from a handjob can you?

[craigthomasb]

thoughts

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=19455843

[BRabbiT]

You can't get herpes from a handjob can you?



no, but that's a funny hypothetical.


if you know she has an STD & is looking to spread it...why meet up??

if you don't know she has an STD...why stop at a handjob? :confusedshrug:

[BRabbiT]

thoughts

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=19455843



http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/69/89/miltonkeynes_singles_86717710.jpg



Profession: pole dancing and modeling
Smarts: Masters degree

i would go to the beach and walk along the beach then have a picnik dinner and then go for a midnight skinny dip and then go home and get jiggy!



:lol :lol

[craigthomasb]

Looks fake to me... But lots of emo chick pics look the same, so I could be making that up.


thats what i thought, but looking at the pic, i'd say she'd be good fun in the bedroom, could throw her around a bit, and i would, believe me, but job - pole dancer model, too good to be true

[phoenix18]

Nothing is funnier than finding a profile of someone you know. :oldlol:

[craigthomasb]

Nothing is funnier than finding a profile of someone you know. :oldlol:


do tell

[Doomsday Dallas]

Yea!!!!

A Girl sent me a message!!!! and she's not bad looking!!!

One Problem: The Dumb B*tch lives in Houston. Sorry... that $hit aint gonna happen.

[phoenix18]

do tell
Nothing much, I just lol'ed and kept it moving. She will be roasted when I see her though.

[simcjt]

no, but that's a funny hypothetical.


if you know she has an STD & is looking to spread it...why meet up??

if you don't know she has an STD...why stop at a handjob? :confusedshrug:
I'm saying if she spreads it and your iffy :roll:. No need to ruin a otherwise okay night

[branslowski]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15534268.htm

I know this b!tch!!!...She was a Temp at Wal-mart...Me and a few dudes use to talk to her durin her lunch...Sh!t, I didn't even hit...

I sent her a msg...Watch when she see's who sends it to her...She'll prob have that WOAT "OH SH!T" stomach turn:

Like when the other team hits a gm winner on your team..
Like walking down an alley by yourself and you see a tall dude in a trench coat walking towards you...

:oldlol: ...

[oh the horror]

thoughts

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=19455843


Homegirl is 20 years old, with her masters degree? I highly doubt that.

[simcjt]

^^^^

Profession HUSTLER
Smarts Some college

I ALSO WANT TO HAVE A TRHEESOME WITH 2 GUYS..SUCKING ONE MEAT WHILE THE OTHER IS HAVING SEX WITH ME. NO **** SEX!!
:roll:

Edit: i demand to hear the response if she does give one. PM me that shit

[branslowski]

^ You work at walmart? Sorry but that's hilarious.

:( Yup...

Moved from Cali to this BS...But hey, gettin that bread...

[branslowski]

^^^^


:roll:

Edit: i demand to hear the response if she does give one. PM me that shit

:oldlol: ...She's fraudin...B!tch aint do no college...She's been a smut all her teenage years..The way she used to talk, it seemed like she wasn't ashamed at all...She used to talk about how she aint get no "*****, or weed" for a week...She would f*ck your whole situation up...

She takes pride in lettin n!ggas hit so they can buy her sh!t...b!tch got a kid too..

I'll send you the msg...


Does anyone else on here live in Orlando or right outside of it?

[oh the horror]

She takes pride in lettin n!ggas hit so they can buy her sh!t...b!tch got a kid too..




What is it with black females with that sh*t? I noticed Ive encountered that mentality more with the black girls, than any other color....in other words, they feel like for me to be their "friend with benefits" I should be BUYING them stuff.


I generally laugh and tell them I could get it for free elsewhere. I'd NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR buy a woman ANYTHING that isnt my damn girlfriend. These b*tches are crazy.

[branslowski]

That blows, but you need to get money some way. Probably could be worse.

Could be...But my life is good...The chicks down here are almost top notch (not as great as Cali)..You get vacationers, reg b!tches who come to Wal-Mart everyday...Got some good party spots..Got a nice crib in a community...All gravy....But Wal-Mart just sucks because the rules..

[branslowski]

What is it with black females with that sh*t? I noticed Ive encountered that mentality more with the black girls, than any other color....in other words, they feel like for me to be their "friend with benefits" I should be BUYING them stuff.

I generally laugh and tell them I could get it for free elsewhere. I'd NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR buy a woman ANYTHING that isnt my damn girlfriend. These b*tches are crazy.

True sh!t bro...I guess if dudes buy them things, it makes being a smut whore ok...

I don't want a daughter I swear...

[Fallguy20]

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/69/89/miltonkeynes_singles_86717710.jpg





:lol :lol


...
im intrested

[Doomsday Dallas]

All the chicks that keep looking at my profile seriously weigh about 300lbs.

This is a f*cking disaster.


All though I did get to talk to another chick on the phone... Skinny Tall White Girl with a country accent... doesn't look that bad.

So I made my profile on Monday and 4 days later I've talked to two (decent looking) girls on the phone... I think that's successful... right?

[Jakeh008]

This is a f*cking disaster.

I think that's successful... right?


Haha :lol

sounds more like a success then failure to me

[Duderonomy]

New rules for this thread, post pics or GTFO. i'm sick of these what should i do, idfk post a pic of her and tell ya.

[Doomsday Dallas]

New rules for this thread, post pics or GTFO. i'm sick of these what should i do, idfk post a pic of her and tell ya.


Oh man... I might of just scored a TD.

Already I've been on one date... which had success... and I'll be dating her agian 2morrow... and I think I've got something going on Monday Night.

(But I don't want to post pics yet)



Thank you God for the internet.

[oh the horror]

All the chicks that keep looking at my profile seriously weigh about 300lbs.

This is a f*cking disaster.


All though I did get to talk to another chick on the phone... Skinny Tall White Girl with a country accent... doesn't look that bad.

So I made my profile on Monday and 4 days later I've talked to two (decent looking) girls on the phone... I think that's successful... right?



Judging by how often women DO NOT respond to ANY emails on that site, yeah, I'd say you're doing pretty well.


Seriously dude...from the multiple dudes ive spoken to....they all say the same sh*t.....that women on there, HARDLY EVER respond to emails. They're ultra picky since they CAN be.

[theDragicLegacy]

met up with a cute girl of POF last Sunday for the first time. We wound up making out in the water then making out on the sand for a few hours, then she had to go do some fundraiser so I never got to seal the deal-we were on a crowded beach. She actually seems to have her head on straight, hard worker in school, confident, no insecurities, not needy-definite GF material.

Shes driving out to my place this saturday so should be good.

The problem is I met up with 3-4 girls before I met her and they were all wierdos/akward as hell/wound up not being as hot in the photo and one was even strung out on pain killers when I met her.

I have another story too, a girl started messaging me, asked for my number then called me up. We started talking and things were going really well then she was telling me about her beyonce booty and tells me to add her on facebook-her pro modeling pics were up and she was really fine, one was even of her only in bikini bottoms from the back, with her looking over her shoulder, I was like "damn i didnt know she looked this good" cus her profile pics she only looked like a 7. Then she started talking about her mansion in newport beach with an indoor jacuzzi, her ex BF-who was a first round pick in last years MLB draft-and it turns out she herself is a pro volleyball player-at this point I freaked the **** out-this girl was like everyones dream but once I learned that shit about her I got intimidated and scared shitless-I dont know why and was jsut like "ummmfffas I have to go" then she got freaked out how nervous I got and thought I was a wierdo :/

yes ill post pics of hot volleyball model chick, you dont have to ask

She told me that loads of baseball players and NHL players and volleyball players use plenty of fish because its hard for them to meet someone genuine on the road.

edit-****, looks like the ***** deleted me on facebook, no go on the pics

nm-found a pic of the volleyball chick saved on desktop :P

http://i40.tinypic.com/rw2kxu.jpg

too bad I spazzed out on her

[oh the horror]

met up with a cute girl of POF last Sunday for the first time. We wound up making out in the water then making out on the sand for a few hours, then she had to go do some fundraiser so I never got to seal the deal-we were on a crowded beach. She actually seems to have her head on straight, hard worker in school, confident, no insecurities, not needy-definite GF material.

Shes driving out to my place this saturday so should be good.

The problem is I met up with 3-4 girls before I met her and they were all wierdos/akward as hell/wound up not being as hot in the photo and one was even strung out on pain killers when I met her.

I have another story too, a girl started messaging me, asked for my number then called me up. We started talking and things were going really well then she was telling me about her beyonce booty and tells me to add her on facebook-her pro modeling pics were up and she was really fine, one was even of her only in bikini bottoms from the back, with her looking over her shoulder, I was like "damn i didnt know she looked this good" cus her profile pics she only looked like a 7. Then she started talking about her mansion in newport beach with an indoor jacuzzi, her ex BF-who was a first round pick in last years MLB draft-and it turns out she herself is a pro volleyball player-at this point I freaked the **** out-this girl was like everyones dream but once I learned that shit about her I got intimidated and scared shitless-I dont know why and was jsut like "ummmfffas I have to go" then she got freaked out how nervous I got and thought I was a wierdo :/

yes ill post pics of hot volleyball model chick, you dont have to ask

She told me that loads of baseball players and NHL players and volleyball players use plenty of fish because its hard for them to meet someone genuine on the road.

edit-****, looks like the ***** deleted me on facebook, no go on the pics


I dont know man, frankly you may have dodged a bullet. Any woman that has to run down her long list, of her ego stroking accomplishments right off the top like that, plus her having "modeling" pictures, seems kind of high maintenance to me. Ya know?

[theDragicLegacy]

I dont know man, frankly you may have dodged a bullet. Any woman that has to run down her long list, of her ego stroking accomplishments right off the top like that, plus her having "modeling" pictures, seems kind of high maintenance to me. Ya know?
nah she didnt we were just talking about exes and telling bad dating stories, but yeh maybe she was trying to like impress me with all that shit-it did work and yeh she was born and raised in newport beach, the place where the OC Show was set, so definate princess type.

Then again I say all this stuff its just an excuse, I dont care what her personalities like I would have atleast liked a chance to meet up with her and to have the oppurtunity to tap

[EroticVanilla]

I dont know man, frankly you may have dodged a bullet. Any woman that has to run down her long list, of her ego stroking accomplishments right off the top like that, plus her having "modeling" pictures, seems kind of high maintenance to me. Ya know?
But he missed out on at least smashing her once. I agree that she seems to high maintenance to date long term, but if he could of got with her once it would the type of story you tell you grandson while fishing.

[oh the horror]

Yeah I guess it all becomes irrelevant, if you're just out for a little good time. :lol

[theDragicLegacy]

Yeah I guess it all becomes irrelevant, if you're just out for a little good time. :lol
yeh if she was a princess high maintenance it would have been irrelevant to me due to her good looks and bangin body

[craigthomasb]

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[ILballa]

met up with a cute girl of POF last Sunday for the first time. We wound up making out in the water then making out on the sand for a few hours, then she had to go do some fundraiser so I never got to seal the deal-we were on a crowded beach. She actually seems to have her head on straight, hard worker in school, confident, no insecurities, not needy-definite GF material.

Shes driving out to my place this saturday so should be good.

The problem is I met up with 3-4 girls before I met her and they were all wierdos/akward as hell/wound up not being as hot in the photo and one was even strung out on pain killers when I met her.

I have another story too, a girl started messaging me, asked for my number then called me up. We started talking and things were going really well then she was telling me about her beyonce booty and tells me to add her on facebook-her pro modeling pics were up and she was really fine, one was even of her only in bikini bottoms from the back, with her looking over her shoulder, I was like "damn i didnt know she looked this good" cus her profile pics she only looked like a 7. Then she started talking about her mansion in newport beach with an indoor jacuzzi, her ex BF-who was a first round pick in last years MLB draft-and it turns out she herself is a pro volleyball player-at this point I freaked the **** out-this girl was like everyones dream but once I learned that shit about her I got intimidated and scared shitless-I dont know why and was jsut like "ummmfffas I have to go" then she got freaked out how nervous I got and thought I was a wierdo :/

yes ill post pics of hot volleyball model chick, you dont have to ask

She told me that loads of baseball players and NHL players and volleyball players use plenty of fish because its hard for them to meet someone genuine on the road.

edit-****, looks like the ***** deleted me on facebook, no go on the pics

nm-found a pic of the volleyball chick saved on desktop :P

http://i40.tinypic.com/rw2kxu.jpg

too bad I spazzed out on her
picture doesn't show up

[simcjt]

picture doesn't show up
It was up before. Not a face shot but chick was fine as hell from the back

[Doomsday Dallas]

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recieved 2 - replied to 0


You must keep sending...

I've sent out several messages... not expecting any replies... but I've gotten a few chicks to holler back.

Just talked to this one chick on the phone today... problem was the B*tch would not STFU... she just kept yappin' and yappin'... I'd ask her one simple question and I would get a five minute answer.... I think if I went on a date with her, after a few drinks I might just choke the $hit out of her and yell at the top of lungs: "B*TCH... STFU... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

I mean Good God some of these B*tches can just ramble on about things that I don't give a damn about...

[Doomsday Dallas]

What's up Mother F*ckers

:D

end thread... I will never reply here again.

[craigthomasb]

What's up Mother F*ckers

:D

end thread... I will never reply here again.

why? you going to jail for choking STFU girl:lol

[theDragicLegacy]

picture doesn't show up
http://i39.tinypic.com/2n74ae1.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

why? you going to jail for choking STFU girl:lol


I changed my mind... I'm back.

This girl finally replied to my message.
(I haven't been checking my inbox very often)


http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/Picture33.png

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/Picture34.png

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/Picture36.png


Oh man... Please Dear Lord...


to be continued.

[Tito Beasley]

word

I started talking with this girl from plenty of fish about a week ago. She's from China, only lived here about a year and hardly speaks any English.


http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7780/chen2i.jpg http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1135/chen1w.jpg


She goes to Santa Monica College now so I drove over there yesterday afternoon and we went out. We got Island Burgers and I have to say, even though I know I'm good, even I was surprised at how on point my charm was. I was hitting her funny bone like a g-spot the whole date. Plus she couldnt believe how good my Chinese was for being self-taught and never having taken a class or a tutor.

After dinner she wanted to hang out some more so we left my car at the parking lot in Santa Monica College and took the bus over to beach to walk around the pier. We got back to the garage where my car was, which was deserted except for us, and she told me that she really, really liked me. I gave her a kiss which apparently gave her the go-ahead to start making out with me like a fiend. So we did the makeout/grope thing against my car for a while. She starts telling me how much she wants to be my girlfriend and asking me if I like her and stuff and I'm like oh geez. But of course I payed lip service and she said she wanted to go home with me and sleep with me but "no sexy" cause she was sick (which she meant she was on her period) so i was like yeah, sure, ok (i could tell she'd change her mind) which right on cue she did after we hit the bed and the fooling around got more intimate, and she broke out the "i want you **** me" which made me lol and I was much obliged to do, three times (i only had one rubber at the crib, you do the math....oops *crosses fingers*), and she ended up bleeding all over my sheets which are now in the wash as we speak.

Thank you, Plenty of Fish!

[Tito Beasley]

^ a couple other funny things I forgot to mention:

You can't see it from the pictures but she actually had a really nice rack. Good sized B's with juicy nips. But downstairs....it looked like she had a skunk tail between her legs. I dont understand WTF they are thinking in Asia with that nonsense. It was really kind of a turnoff. If I do see her again I'm gonna tell her that part of being an american is shaving that hairy ass snatch.

Also....lol.... this was straight up classic. She pulled my dick out and the dialogue went like this:

Her: "ohh..."
Me: "hey, sorry, we can't all be--"
Her: "is so big!"
Me: "-i mean it's not like.....-what? Really?? Oh... Well...I mean yeah, of course it is, that's how i roll baby"

LOL. I guess when you come from China it's all relative.

[oh the horror]

She starts telling me how much she wants to be my girlfriend and asking me if I like her and stuff and I'm like oh geez.




Be careful with this sh*t right here....Women who come at me like that on a first date, are generally kind of loopy.

[PowerGlove]

Be careful with this sh*t right here....Women who come at me like that on a first date, are generally kind of loopy.
This. be careful with that b*tch.

[mrpuente]

word

I started talking with this girl from plenty of fish about a week ago. She's from China, only lived here about a year and hardly speaks any English.


http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7780/chen2i.jpg http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1135/chen1w.jpg


She goes to Santa Monica College now so I drove over there yesterday afternoon and we went out. We got Island Burgers and I have to say, even though I know I'm good, even I was surprised at how on point my charm was. I was hitting her funny bone like a g-spot the whole date. Plus she couldnt believe how good my Chinese was for being self-taught and never having taken a class or a tutor.

After dinner she wanted to hang out some more so we left my car at the parking lot in Santa Monica College and took the bus over to beach to walk around the pier. We got back to the garage where my car was, which was deserted except for us, and she told me that she really, really liked me. I gave her a kiss which apparently gave her the go-ahead to start making out with me like a fiend. So we did the makeout/grope thing against my car for a while. She starts telling me how much she wants to be my girlfriend and asking me if I like her and stuff and I'm like oh geez. But of course I payed lip service and she said she wanted to go home with me and sleep with me but "no sexy" cause she was sick (which she meant she was on her period) so i was like yeah, sure, ok (i could tell she'd change her mind) which right on cue she did after we hit the bed and the fooling around got more intimate, and she broke out the "i want you **** me" which made me lol and I was much obliged to do, three times (i only had one rubber at the crib, you do the math....oops *crosses fingers*), and she ended up bleeding all over my sheets which are now in the wash as we speak.

Thank you, Plenty of Fish!
:oldlol: :oldlol: nice story