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Tarik One
03-09-2010, 05:18 PM
He certainly fits the bill:

http://toole.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/photo_084-756735.JPG
HansMoleman
03-09-2010, 05:19 PM
GOAT thread title
AtomSmasher
03-09-2010, 05:21 PM
you mean the crypt keeper :lol
Z Saber
03-09-2010, 05:24 PM
:roll: Certainly has that smile.
U got Served
03-09-2010, 05:24 PM
Seems like a wife beater to me.
golddigger31
03-09-2010, 05:50 PM
He will be showing up on "To Catch A Predator" any day now...
InspiredLebowski
03-09-2010, 09:13 PM
Rumor has it he has a ponytail. A long one. Ever seen him do anything but directly face the camera?
mlh1981
03-09-2010, 10:44 PM
I'm thinking a thin, wispy mustache added to the current ensemble would do the trick.
AirGauge23
03-09-2010, 10:47 PM
I bet he loves hookers. And Im not talking about those cheap 20 dollar ones, straight up thousand dollar a night hoes.
RedBlackAttack
03-09-2010, 10:47 PM
Rumor has it he has a ponytail. A long one. Ever seen him do anything but directly face the camera?
That rumor is absolutely true. A buddy of mine saw him at a Seahawks training camp practice last year and he called me shocked and amazed. He said that the ponytail goes down almost the entire length of his back.
Tarik One
03-09-2010, 10:54 PM
I bet he loves hookers. And Im not talking about those cheap 20 dollar ones, straight up thousand dollar a night hoes.

Maybe he hits up Adelitas when he's in SD. :cheers:
L.Kizzle
03-09-2010, 11:41 PM
He doesn't look very happy with his life.
EroticVanilla
03-10-2010, 12:07 AM
A quick google search shuts down the John Clayton has a ponytail theory:

http://blogs.tampabay.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/30/img_0299.jpg


BTW John has a striking resemblance to Gollum/Smeagol IMO:

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/gollum-picture.jpg
InspiredLebowski
03-10-2010, 12:10 AM
A quick google search shuts down the John Clayton has a ponytail theory:

http://blogs.tampabay.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/30/img_0299.jpg
That's a bummer. This picture is already great, imagine it with an 18 inch ponytaill. I'll pretend he tucked it in his shirt.
RedBlackAttack
03-10-2010, 12:11 AM
Damn you, EroticVanilla. It was such a great image and my buddy has no reason to lie. Is it possible that it is an old picture? Lil Wayne has been around for awhile.
phoenix18
03-10-2010, 12:12 AM
A quick google search shuts down the John Clayton has a ponytail theory:

http://blogs.tampabay.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/30/img_0299.jpg
:roll:
JtotheIzzo
03-10-2010, 12:14 AM
so, a vast knowledge of professional football = child sex predator?
InspiredLebowski
03-10-2010, 12:16 AM
Let's play photo caption

Wayne: Yeah man, I'm bout to do a bid at Riker's
Clayton: How long?
Wayne: Year, probably less with good time
Clayton: Year? Shit. I've done not one but two 5 year stints at Riker's. I still got some connnects there, I'll take care of you.
EroticVanilla
03-10-2010, 12:24 AM
Damn you, EroticVanilla. It was such a great image and my buddy has no reason to lie. Is it possible that it is an old picture? Lil Wayne has been around for awhile.

I know, I'm pretty disappointed. I was hoping to find a picture with a long-ass ponytail, or at least a rat-tail, Imagine how epic that picture would be if he had one.
DeuceWallaces
03-10-2010, 12:42 AM
According to several sources on the internet, Dan Patrick confirmed that he has a ponytail on his radio show.
TruthKGRay3412
03-10-2010, 12:50 AM
That rumor is absolutely true. A buddy of mine saw him at a Seahawks training camp practice last year and he called me shocked and amazed. He said that the ponytail goes down almost the entire length of his back.

:roll: :roll:
EroticVanilla
03-10-2010, 12:58 AM
I've sent an email to Mike and Mike in the Morning asking them if he has a ponytail, he's going to be one the show around 9 so I hope they ask him.
DCL
03-10-2010, 02:16 AM
clayton is pretty creepy. this guy might make marv albert look like a saint.
Long Duck Dong
03-10-2010, 02:32 AM
http://toole.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/photo_084-756735.JPG

With that melon he must have ESP or telekinesis or some sort of psychic powers.
Knicks101
03-10-2010, 08:52 AM
Let's play photo caption

Wayne: Yeah man, I'm bout to do a bid at Riker's
Clayton: How long?
Wayne: Year, probably less with good time
Clayton: Year? Shit. I've done not one but two 5 year stints at Riker's. I still got some connnects there, I'll take care of you.

I'm not buying it! Clayton is obviously lying, Riker's is a jail so I doubt that he would have been sent there for much more than a year. What a poser liar!