PDA

View Full Version : my top 8 milfs



bk33
03-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Girls like Alba, Brooke Burke or Halle are not on my list because even tho they're Milfs in technicality, they however don't have the milf vibe that is the essence of this thread.

Monica Bellucci
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/monica-bellucci1.jpg
http://www.music-juice.com/gallery2/d/8891-1/monica_bellucci_paris_1.jpg

Mary Steenburgen (Mom from Step Brothers)
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/DGG-019442.jpg
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/people/Mary_Steenburgen/images/group7/SGS-020468.jpg

Diane Lane
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Diane_Lane_Biography_3.jpg
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/111/36/diane_lane_w_premiere_3.0.0.0x0.605x912.jpeg

Famke Janssen
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/famke-janssen/pictures/famke-janssen-picture-1.jpg
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/famke-janssen-2006-mtv-movie-awards-arrivals-07nAVy.jpg

bk33
03-11-2010, 03:19 PM
Ellen Barkin (Sexcretary from Ocean's 13)
http://winewriter.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ellen-barkin-age-53.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/ocean_s_thirteen/_group_photos/ellen_barkin67.jpg

Kathleen Quinlain (Mom from Prison Break)
http://www.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/416_sunshinestate_0012.jpg
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/6301_quinla76351.jpg

Heather Locklear
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/09/23-End/heather-locklear-arrested-depression-drugs-alcohol-rehab.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070122/heather_locklear2.jpg

Michelle Monaghan (she kinda young to make this list but I feel she's wayyy underrated around here so I'ma give her some play, and she did play a mom in Eagle Eye)
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Michelle-Monaghan-Biography-3.jpg
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/michelle-monaghan.jpg
http://images.movieplayer.it/2008/05/05/michelle-monaghan-in-versione-sexy-in-una-scena-del-film-un-amore-di-testimone-59569.jpg

Black Joker
03-11-2010, 03:23 PM
i can dig it

SayTownRy
03-11-2010, 03:25 PM
nice list.

i've always been partial to:

sela ward
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/ny10809140207.widec.jpg
http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sela-ward-stacy-going-back-to-house-md.jpg

and anne archer
http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/08/previews/Anne%20Archer-SGG-050752.jpg

Juges8932
03-11-2010, 03:26 PM
Hell yes to Famke. :rockon:

Black Joker
03-11-2010, 03:31 PM
meticode... there was no need for giant pictures in this thread

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 03:33 PM
meticode... there was no need for giant pictures in this thread

That's why he does it. Just when you think he might be tolerable as a poster he goes and does shit like this.

Black Joker
03-11-2010, 03:39 PM
That's why he does it. Just when you think he might be tolerable as a poster he goes and does shit like this.
i mean i could half-way see his hi-jacking of the thread where guys posted pics of girls they knew... but these are famous people. famous people are objectified, male or female.

LJJ
03-11-2010, 03:40 PM
You guys still don't have Meticode on your ignore list?

Stretching the pays annoys me and it's not like he's saying epiphanical things in his other posts. Easy choice.

Black Joker
03-11-2010, 03:43 PM
You guys still don't have Meticode on your ignore list?

Stretching the pays annoys me and it's not like he's saying epiphanical things in his other posts. Easy choice.
i've never put someone on ignore... and i don't want to but there always has to be a first.

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 03:46 PM
Anyways here's my contribution:

Mary Louise Parker
http://sprinkledinpink.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mp-mary-louise-parker-ass-0809-lg.jpg

Alhazred
03-11-2010, 03:52 PM
Salma Hayek

http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/02/11/1234391287-salma-hayek.jpg

catch24
03-11-2010, 03:56 PM
Monica Bellucci for the win.

Mista Kool
03-11-2010, 04:02 PM
I'd **** 55 year old Ellen Barkin so hard that her uterus would fall out.

bagelred
03-11-2010, 04:40 PM
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/94/originals/94453_access-extended-betty-white-talks-the-proposal.jpg

Oh yeah!!!!

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 04:41 PM
^^I heard she's gonna host SNL in May.

Meticode
03-11-2010, 04:44 PM
That's why he does it. Just when you think he might be tolerable as a poster he goes and does shit like this.
You'll be okay.

Poodle
03-11-2010, 04:48 PM
nice list but kathleen quinlan wtf? ellen barkin was alright in that movie with larry fishburne, real hot scene when he bangs that, but now she's like grandma old.

no mimi rogers playing elizabeth hurley's mom in austin powers? that shit was one of the hottest milfs i've ever seen.

i like a lot of the milfs you listed who are real mom looking milfs and not just real hot girls a while ago that got older. i can see a lot of thought went into this :lol

oh and i'd probably add that lady from ghosts of mars, and she played the alien in some other movie with sequels a while back but i forget her name.

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 04:50 PM
You'll be okay.

You say that knowing that I'm scarred for life.

Meticode
03-11-2010, 04:55 PM
You say that knowing that I'm scarred for life.

Scars are cool for most guys.

zabuza666
03-11-2010, 04:56 PM
Salma Hayek

http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/02/11/1234391287-salma-hayek.jpg

Godly, just godly

Knuck the Ficks
03-11-2010, 05:03 PM
Scars are cool for most guys.
Wow you really are a douche and if I'm ever near your area I'm going to bang your wife. Poor woman has probably not been satisfied in years.

PistolPete
03-11-2010, 05:20 PM
It's a failed list without Demi Moore and Marisa Tomei

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 05:21 PM
It's a failed list without Demi Moore and Marisa Tomei

And even more fail if you don't post their pics.

PistolPete
03-11-2010, 05:24 PM
Here

http://tonicgossip.com/wp-content/demi-moore.jpg

http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Marisa-Tomei/Marisa-Tomei-16.JPG

rufuspaul
03-11-2010, 05:28 PM
Here

http://tonicgossip.com/wp-content/demi-moore.jpg

http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Marisa-Tomei/Marisa-Tomei-16.JPG:applause:

Brujesino
03-11-2010, 06:10 PM
demi moore shouldnt count...how many plastic surgerys has she had?

SayTownRy
03-11-2010, 06:21 PM
gina gershon too. she's a few notches below bellucci, but she's up there for sure.

InspiredLebowski
03-11-2010, 06:40 PM
Meticode's on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum_spam#Page_widening_by_trolls

Alhazred
03-11-2010, 06:42 PM
Meticode's on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum_spam#Page_widening_by_trolls


An emerging page widening troll is Meticode of InsideHoops.com He deploys his tactic in threads that he believes demean women, or some other reasoning equally retarded. His wife is believed to be cheating on him with his father.

:roll:

kwajo
03-11-2010, 06:53 PM
Meticode's on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum_spam#Page_widening_by_trolls
Did you just troll a wikipedia entry about trolls? :lol

InspiredLebowski
03-11-2010, 06:54 PM
Did you just troll a wikipedia entry about trolls? :lol
At least I didn't mess up the formatting.

HansMoleman
03-11-2010, 06:55 PM
I have no idea who these two are I just randomly have them in my porn folder. If someone can enlighten me I would be ever so grateful.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/948/big1d.jpg

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8951/big2q.jpg

johndeeregreen
03-11-2010, 06:56 PM
Did you just troll a wikipedia entry about trolls? :lol
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_08/sp_0807_05_v6.jpg

"....

Nice."

Knicks101
03-11-2010, 07:13 PM
Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers got my weiner quite hard.

Disaprine
03-11-2010, 07:18 PM
great pics people

...
still mad :roll: :roll: :roll:

Meticode
03-11-2010, 07:47 PM
great pics people

still mad :roll: :roll: :roll:
Incredible Hulk mad.

Meticode
03-11-2010, 07:48 PM
Wow you really are a douche and if I'm ever near your area I'm going to bang your wife. Poor woman has probably not been satisfied in years.

I wouldn't know.

YAWN
03-11-2010, 07:58 PM
mary steenburgen is so ****ing hot. ted ****ing danson is a lucky man

paperstreet
03-11-2010, 08:13 PM
I have no idea who these two are I just randomly have them in my porn folder. If someone can enlighten me I would be ever so grateful.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/948/big1d.jpg

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8951/big2q.jpg


+1 on the top girl. Seen her before. No idea what her name is

Juges8932
03-11-2010, 08:15 PM
http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/FamkeJanssen.jpg
http://www.desidabba.org/wp-content/uploads/famke_janssen_004.jpg
http://www.pidpads.com/USERIMAGES/FamkeJanssen1.jpg

http://stopannoyingme.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jane-seymour.jpg
http://www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/JaneSeymour.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/seymourMS0411_228x368.jpg

IDK if Jane counts as MILF or grandma now, haha, but w.e.
:bowdown:

kwajo
03-11-2010, 08:54 PM
Jane's looking damn good for someone that turns 60 next year :pimp:

lefthook00
03-11-2010, 10:48 PM
Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers got my weiner quite hard.

Is that Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman?

PistolPete
03-11-2010, 10:50 PM
demi moore shouldnt count...how many plastic surgerys has she had?

But she's a mom, and I'd like to **** her.

AtomSmasher
03-11-2010, 11:16 PM
+1 on the top girl. Seen her before. No idea what her name is
drunna i think is the first 1. so hot.

AtomSmasher
03-11-2010, 11:18 PM
Her porn name is Druuna.

Google 'Druuna bangbros' the video is Druuna the An*l Goddess.

You're welcome :pimp:
beat me to it!

Lebron23
03-11-2010, 11:19 PM
Geena Davis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbK7759m4Z0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkdSAnWfc0

Wow

AtomSmasher
03-11-2010, 11:22 PM
i love gina gershon:

http://www.watchinguglybetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/14407256451press73200795854am.jpg

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/gina-gershon-bikini-1.jpg

she's f*cking 48 years old. we share the same birthday too :pimp:

magic chiongson
03-12-2010, 12:07 AM
does milla jovovich now have that 'milf vibe'?

ShaqAttack3234
03-12-2010, 12:08 AM
Monica Bellucci and Gina Gershon are my favorites

InspiredLebowski
03-12-2010, 12:08 AM
Gina Gershon sorta intimidates me sexually. I don't think I could handle her, but I'll give it a shot.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 12:10 AM
Gina Gershon sorta intimidates me sexually. I don't think I could handle her, but I'll give it a shot.
ha she's probably one of the greatest lays in the world. she dated bob dylan ffs.

JimmyConway
03-12-2010, 12:12 AM
That gina gershon chick was in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry was about to plow her until an earthquake stopped him, lol.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 12:13 AM
That gina gershon chick was in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry was about to plow her until an earthquake stopped him, lol.
she's appeared in quite a few dreams of mine as well.

Vragrant
03-12-2010, 01:14 AM
I have no idea who these two are I just randomly have them in my porn folder. If someone can enlighten me I would be ever so grateful.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/948/big1d.jpg



Dont know about the second one, but this girls name is Druuna

http://www.soft-galleries.com/start/assp_druuna/ap3635156_thumb.jpg

http://www.soft-galleries.com/start/assp_druuna/ap3635108_thumb.jpg

http://www.soft-galleries.com/start/assp_druuna/ap3635090_thumb.jpg

:cheers: FINE

Vragrant
03-12-2010, 01:18 AM
My favourite current MILF is Jennifer Beals, she was in Book Of Eli

http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/jennifer-beals-us1.jpg

http://www.hairfinder.com/celebj/jennifer-beals3.jpg

http://crushable.com/files/2009/04/80913a1-beals-j-b-gr-03-jennifer-beals-lie-to-me.jpg

She's 46:applause:

Nanners
03-12-2010, 01:21 AM
i love gina gershon:


http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/gina-gershon-bikini-1.jpg

she's f*cking 48 years old. we share the same birthday too :pimp:

this has to be my favorite milf. this pic in paticular is just too hot

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 01:29 AM
this has to be my favorite milf. this pic in paticular is just too hot
she's the real deal.

i'm 23 and i'd split a kid with her right now and love her for the rest of her life.

HansMoleman
03-12-2010, 01:35 AM
Geena Davis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbK7759m4Z0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljkdSAnWfc0

Wow

i dont know why but i fell in love with her in beetlejuice

PistolPete
03-12-2010, 01:35 AM
My favourite current MILF is Jennifer Beals, she was in Book Of Eli

http://www.boston.com/ae/tv/blog/jennifer-beals-us1.jpg

http://www.hairfinder.com/celebj/jennifer-beals3.jpg

http://crushable.com/files/2009/04/80913a1-beals-j-b-gr-03-jennifer-beals-lie-to-me.jpg

She's 46:applause:

Yeah this woman is beautiful

HansMoleman
03-12-2010, 01:36 AM
Her porn name is Druuna.

Google 'Druuna bangbros' the video is Druuna the An*l Goddess.

You're welcome :pimp:

thanks to you im gonna be up all night
:applause: :cheers:

bk33
03-12-2010, 02:31 AM
damn it gina gershon i knew i missed someone. also very good call on jennifer beal, saw her on Lie to Me was like :eek:

I can see how most ppl would have demi moore on their list and i can appreciate her, but she was left off the list deliberately, same as sharon stone.

crisoner
03-12-2010, 03:18 AM
Are some of these Milf's also Cougars?

KingofDreams34
03-12-2010, 03:27 AM
so many things that are right with this pic

http://scifisizzle.com/imagegallery/images/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci_20.JPG

D3vIrGiNiz3r
03-12-2010, 03:45 AM
Connie Britton from Friday Night Lights.

http://www.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/connie-britton-photo.jpg

Juges8932
03-12-2010, 03:54 AM
Connie Britton from Friday Night Lights.

http://www.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/connie-britton-photo.jpg

Very good choice. Always been a fan.

El Kabong
03-12-2010, 04:05 AM
does milla jovovich now have that 'milf vibe'?
Well, she had a kid, so I guess she officially counts. And it'd be a excellent choice too.

Kobe Jnr
03-12-2010, 04:39 AM
Salma Hayek

http://post.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/02/11/1234391287-salma-hayek.jpg


Jesus H Christ

Fatal9
03-12-2010, 09:34 AM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/08-15/81010nt1_hayek_s_b-gr_17.jpg

yup...

Kobe Jnr
03-12-2010, 10:01 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/p0ish.jpg





http://i42.tinypic.com/34irbio.jpg

Andrei89
03-12-2010, 10:10 AM
Now those ^^ are tits

ElPigto
03-12-2010, 10:17 AM
One of my favorite Latina MILF's

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/Dodgerfan24/aracely_arambula_39.jpg