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Dasher
03-12-2010, 01:02 PM
How would things go down?

Scenario 1:

Great Greg=Andy Dufresne
Marlo, LamarDoom, and Catz=The Sisters

The Sisters led by Marlo routinely blow out Great Greg's back out, and never receive their comeuppance. Do you hear me? No comeuppance!

ZeN
03-12-2010, 01:03 PM
I would have very few Ishers to kick it with.. since im Mexican.

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 01:13 PM
There'd have to be some sort of Eastern European block of skinheads, a Southern White Supremecist group, Various Gangstas lead by the OP.

I fear for the whitest white guys like me and Hawker. I don't think we would last long.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 01:29 PM
I guess I'll lead the white supremacists since everyone thinks I'm a neo-Nazi.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 01:52 PM
I'm the only legit Eastern European gang banger here. The rest are just silly kids who have eating disorders or look like Michael Cera.....scurrrry.

jamal99
03-12-2010, 01:54 PM
There'd have to be some sort of Eastern European block of skinheads, a Southern White Supremecist group, Various Gangstas lead by the OP.

I fear for the whitest white guys like me and Hawker. I don't think we would last long.

I will go on audition for that role :pimp:

macmac
03-12-2010, 02:02 PM
I'm the only legit Eastern European gang banger here. The rest are just silly kids who have eating disorders or look like Michael Cera.....scurrrry.

You are a scrawny white kid that looks out of place even in raves, I dont see how that makes you a legit Eastern European gang banger. They're usually known for their balls and their ruthlessness not their frail bone structure.

Guarantee you I'm taking over that wing.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:05 PM
You are a scrawny white kid that looks out of place even in raves, I dont see how that makes you a legit Eastern European gang banger. They're usually known for their balls and their ruthlessness not their frail bone structure.

Guarantee you I'm taking over that wing.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH this guy def. knows what he's talking about.:pimp:

I don't think anyone 6' or shorter who weighs 170 or more can be called frail. But you seem to have been educated on this sort of stuff so I'll take your word for it.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:18 PM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH this guy def. knows what he's talking about.:pimp:

I don't think anyone 6' or shorter who weighs 170 or more can be called frail. But you seem to have been educated on this sort of stuff so I'll take your word for it.
lol, scrawny ***** kid who rocks the stunna shades in doors (:lol:) trying to talk big :D

6'0 170 is really thin and frail.


This could get interesting...

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 02:22 PM
lol, scrawny ***** kid who rocks the stunna shades in doors (:lol:) trying to talk big :D

6'0 170 is really thin and frail.


This could get interesting...

Of course there would be the Portola Middle School gang too.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 02:22 PM
Six feet and 170 is not even close to frail. It's almost exactly the ideal weight for that height.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:23 PM
Six feet and 170 is not even close to frail. It's almost exactly the ideal weight for that height.
180 is the ideal weight, 170 is thin and frail

DeuceWallaces
03-12-2010, 02:25 PM
I would be in trouble.

johndeeregreen
03-12-2010, 02:25 PM
Of course there would be the Portola Middle School gang too.
And their orchestra entourage who I hear are quite vicious.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:26 PM
Meh. I posted a pic from last summer without a shirt on in one of the last two post a pic threads. Find that. If you can say I look frail then well....Hulk Hogan must look like a cross country runner to you.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 02:26 PM
180 is the ideal weight, 170 is thin and frail

10 pound difference makes you frail? Do you even know what the word means? Frail has nothing to do with size, idiot. It's a measure of strength.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:29 PM
10 pound difference makes you frail? Do you even know what the word means? Frail has nothing to do with size, idiot. It's a measure of strength.
When you live the majority of your life at 250 pounds +(:lol) of course I don't expect you to know a frail person when you see one.

But Dolphin hippos is a scrawny git if ever there was one.

And yes tubs, 10 pounds does make a big difference. For example if you lost 10 pounds, your man boobs would go down about 1 and a half cup sizes, that's how much a 10 pound difference makes

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 02:29 PM
Meh. I posted a pic from last summer without a shirt on in one of the last two post a pic threads. Find that. If you can say I look frail then well....Hulk Hogan must look like a cross country runner to you.

Found it.

http://editorial.sidereel.com/Images/Posts/lost_sawyer_shirtless.jpg

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 02:32 PM
When you live the majority of your life at 250 pounds +(:lol) of course I don't expect you to know a frail person when you see one.

But Dolphin hippos is a scrawny git if ever there was one.

And yes tubs, 10 pounds does make a big difference. For example if you lost 10 pounds, your man boobs would go down about 1 and a half cup sizes, that's how much a 10 pound difference makes

Failed to answer my question and deflected the fact that you don't even know what frail meant.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:32 PM
When you live the majority of your life at 250 pounds +(:lol) of course I don't expect you to know a frail person when you see one.

But Dolphin hippos is a scrawny git if ever there was one.

And yes tubs, 10 pounds does make a big difference. For example if you lost 10 pounds, your man boobs would go down about 1 and a half cup sizes, that's how much a 10 pound difference makes

Ok, even if I was scrawny, this discussion isn't really based on body type. The dumbass who responded to me at first seemingly wanted this to be about my body.....for whatever reason.

This thread is about e-gangs. Not who can lift the most weight lol.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:33 PM
Failed to answer my question and deflected the fact that you don't even know what frail meant.
lol u gonna cry shamoo? :lol

DeuceWallaces
03-12-2010, 02:34 PM
lol u gonna cry shamoo? :lol

It's Shamu dipshit.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:36 PM
It's Shamu dipshit.

All one of us needs to do is post a pic of Bruinlove's gf and this thread would be murdered. lol

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:36 PM
It's Shamu dipshit.
The spelling of the name is open to interpretation mr manic depressive.

Charlie Sheen
03-12-2010, 02:36 PM
Failed to answer my question and deflected the fact that you don't even know what frail meant.
frail can mean size when the object is the human body tho

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 02:38 PM
The spelling of the name is open to interpretation mr manic depressive.

Yeah people with a 167 IQ don't have time for such trivial things as spelling.

Juges8932
03-12-2010, 02:39 PM
[QUOTE]Main Entry: frail
Pronunciation: \ˈfrāl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French fraile, from Latin fragilis fragile, from frangere
Date: 14th century
1 : easily led into evil <frail humanity>
2 : easily broken or destroyed : fragile
3 a : physically weak b : slight, unsubstantial
synonyms see weak

macmac
03-12-2010, 02:39 PM
Ok, even if I was scrawny, this discussion isn't really based on body type. The dumbass who responded to me at first seemingly wanted this to be about my body.....for whatever reason.

This thread is about e-gangs. Not who can lift the most weight lol.

As an eastern european, I would feel completely insulted to have you represent us. I would break you, mind and body and soul, and leave you crying on the cold wet ceramic floor right before Dash mayne and his posse come in to hit the showers

DeuceWallaces
03-12-2010, 02:39 PM
The spelling of the name is open to interpretation mr manic depressive.

No, his/her name is Shamu. There is no other interpretation.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 02:40 PM
lol u gonna cry shamoo? :lol

Ninja block! Deflection #2

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:41 PM
All one of us needs to do is post a pic of Bruinlove's gf and this thread would be murdered. lol
You mean this hotty on the right? You mean this 8 when the hottest you have ever tapped is like a 6?

http://i42.tinypic.com/snfix3.jpg

lol

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 02:43 PM
Ninja block! Deflection #2
definition of frail

3 a : physically weak b : slight, unsubstantial

you gonna squirt some free willy?

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 02:45 PM
definition of frail

3 a : physically weak b : slight, unsubstantial

you gonna squirt some free willy?

Slight is up for interpretation. I've decided to make it: "small of its kind or in amount"

Wrong again, fatty.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:45 PM
As an eastern european, I would feel completely insulted to have you represent us. I would break you, mind and body and soul, and leave you crying on the cold wet ceramic floor right before Dash mayne and his posse come in to hit the showers

Come back to me when you've been pistol whipped by rastas who flew from the carribean just to kill you friend, held hostage with a shottie to your head, arrested, done shit that could get you years, seen what hundreds of thousands of dollars of street prod looks like, etc.

Then I can take you seriously. lol

But this never happened to me.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:48 PM
You mean this hotty on the right? You mean this 8 when the hottest you have ever tapped is like a 6?

http://i42.tinypic.com/snfix3.jpg

lol

If I felt comfortable posting pics of girls I'd make your gf look like legit turd rather than just the slob she is.

But why does this have to be a competition about body type or girls?

This is supposed to be a joke about e-gangs.

macmac
03-12-2010, 02:50 PM
Come back to me when you've been pistol whipped by rastas who flew from the carribean just to kill you friend, held hostage with a shottie to your head, arrested, done shit that could get you years, seen what hundreds of thousands of dollars of street prod looks like, etc.

Then I can take you seriously. lol

But this never happened to me.

Lol.... Is this what you resort to? Street resumes? I can assure you, mine is much lengthier. Ask around, buddy, it's stupid to start boasting about these things... but you are honestly a nothing, a nobody, please don't try to act like you're hard or you've ever done some real dirt.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 02:53 PM
The Eastern European gang will not be a threat because of excessive infighting.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 02:54 PM
Lol.... Is this what you resort to? Street resumes? I can assure you, mine is much lengthier. Ask around, buddy, it's stupid to start boasting about these things... but you are honestly a nothing, a nobody, please don't try to act like you're hard or you've ever done some real dirt.

blah blah blah you're gonna keep saying stupid shiz without any proof rendering your talk as useless.

Here, I'll "ask around" (lol) while you spout about being somebody.

You're such a baller.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 02:58 PM
me and the other heebro's on the board would form an alliance/partnership with the blacks aka dasher's crew. trust me i ain't giving up my flower to no one.

is the indian crew led by glove?

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:01 PM
If I felt comfortable posting pics of girls I'd make your gf look like legit turd rather than just the slob she is.

But why does this have to be a competition about body type or girls?

This is supposed to be a joke about e-gangs.
Lol, the scrawny git who only gets with e-d up 17 year old rave skanks is trying to talk about women now? :lol

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:02 PM
Slight is up for interpretation. I've decided to make it: "small of its kind or in amount"

Wrong again, fatty.
Lol, pete's shamu is sad

macmac
03-12-2010, 03:05 PM
blah blah blah you're gonna keep saying stupid shiz without any proof rendering your talk as useless.

Here, I'll "ask around" (lol) while you spout about being somebody.

You're such a baller.

Besides the fact that I have a good deal of knowledge about grow rooms, weed and coke prices on the large scale, loan shark and sports betting businesses, poker rooms, credit card frauding and sweepstakes, what kind of proof do you expect someone to give?

Step into Montreal and I'll give you proof. That probably sounds like bravado, but it's true. I'm not talkin on some beef tip, anyone on ISH that isn't a f@g comes to Montreal, I'll show them a crazy time.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:05 PM
Lol, the scrawny git who only gets with e-d up 17 year old rave skanks is trying to talk about women now? :lol

More baseless talk. I have the image of your girl in front of me so I KNOW you have no game.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:08 PM
Besides the fact that I have a good deal of knowledge about grow rooms, weed and coke prices on the large scale, loan shark and sports betting businesses, poker rooms, credit card frauding and sweepstakes, what kind of proof do you expect someone to give?

Step into Montreal and I'll give you proof. That probably sounds like bravado, but it's true. I'm not talkin on some beef tip, anyone on ISH that isn't a f@g comes to Montreal, I'll show them a crazy time.

Cool. We'd have a fun time then. No need for us to compete. I'm sure we could both show each other some pretty crazy stuff.

Nothing worth talking about. As you said, it's something only seeing can back.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:09 PM
More baseless talk. I have the image of your girl in front of me so I KNOW you have no game.
I forgot you were a pedo. I forgot you crave drugged up highschoolers over actual hot women :lol

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:10 PM
I forgot you were a pedo. I forgot you crave drugged up highschoolers over actual hot women :lol

What's your reason for not craving hot women?

vapid
03-12-2010, 03:10 PM
Just confirming that Dolphin= i seen hippos right?

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:11 PM
also that's my ex-gf, this is a pic of my current one

http://i44.tinypic.com/344cz7d.jpg

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:11 PM
Just confirming that Dolphin= i seen hippos right?

No. Amoeba.


also that's my ex-gf, this is a pic of my current one

http://i44.tinypic.com/344cz7d.jpg

Looks like the same chick.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:25 PM
Who the hell is Dolphin? He's E.E? LOL I'd knock his ass over.

Edit: ISH? He's still mad at me cause I called him an annoying cu.ntface. Let bygones be bygones hipz.

How many guesses will it take until you figure out who I am?

And why would I be mad at what you say? You that full of yourself? lol

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:27 PM
No. Amoeba.



Looks like the same chick.
stfu idiot this girl is x10 hotter than my last gf, and she has a spunkier personality as well

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:28 PM
stfu idiot this girl is x10 hotter than my last gf, and she has a spunkier personality as well

Uh, DW is 2x hotter than your gf at best.


Everything you've said so far fits into what hippos would say. I'm not an e-detective.



I'd like to be. And don't act like e-talk doesn't offend some people.

WWHS?

You couldn't offend me btw. Wouldn't happen.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 03:29 PM
Eastern European Gangstas would The Shotta Family be able to count on being able to tittyf*ck gencbiba if we offer the awesome jawsome of crew bustdown phoenix18?

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:31 PM
Eastern European Gangstas would The Shotta Family be able to count on being able to tittyf*ck gencbiba if we offer the awesome jawsome of crew bustdown phoenix18?

You got anyone prettier than Phoenix18? Kizzle maybe?

You could have gencbiba for free btw. He'd only be useful on a stranded island with no food available.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:33 PM
wtf is wwhs?

wat wood hippos sae?

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:36 PM
The day you call yourself European, is the day f@gs call themselves straight. I wouldn't support it.

I'm sure gays would care if you support their lies or not. lol

Dasher
03-12-2010, 03:37 PM
You got anyone prettier than Phoenix18? Kizzle maybe?

You could have gencbiba for free btw. He'd only be useful on a stranded island with no food available.I'd prefer to keep Kizzle's colon un-stroked. I don't think he would be able to deal with the emotional scars stemming from that,and we need him sane to provide us with our soul music needs.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:38 PM
Alright. Don't try to change the subject. Don't call yourself European. It's a ****ing travesty and it offends me.

But I was born there and lived there. And I don't call myself European.

But it's safe to say this thread was about one's background, not where they live.

NoGunzJustSkillz
03-12-2010, 03:38 PM
You are a scrawny white kid that looks out of place even in raves, I dont see how that makes you a legit Eastern European gang banger. They're usually known for their balls and their ruthlessness not their frail bone structure.

Guarantee you I'm taking over that wing.
immediately thought of the hitman (Leo Fitzpatrick) in that movie: bully.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:40 PM
But I was born there and lived there. And I don't call myself European.

But it's safe to say this thread was about one's background, not where they live.
u's a wannabe eurotrash dawg, a poser euro-but I will still let you bang my ho Deuce if we were to both find ourselfs in pen

macmac
03-12-2010, 03:40 PM
I'd prefer to keep Kizzle's colon un-stroked. I don't think he would be able to deal with the emotional scars stemming from that,and we need him sane to provide us with our soul music needs.

I'll take Lil Rich, the black Great Greg. I just wanna keep him in my cell, and pet his mohawk nonchalantly

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 03:41 PM
I'll take Lil Rich, the black Great Greg. I just wanna keep him in my cell, and pet his mohawk nonchalantly
2 finger pets only player.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 03:42 PM
Once Dasher sees me lifting in the courtyard, he'd think twice about pulling moves on me.You can only lift in the yard with protection. The people who would most likely protect you and your sumptuous bosom seem to be uninterested in the gig. No one man is safe in the bighouse and when the shottas needs some breasts to smash together, place our wangs betwixt, and thrust vigorously, it would be best if you obliged us without incident.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:46 PM
All this has proven is the obvious: Eastern Euros would finish themselves off before anyone else would have a chance to.

I think we need a calming influence to keep things together. Dasher, how about Rasheed1 for Gencbiba?

We need a role model.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:46 PM
did genc just willingly offer himself up for buttsexin?

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 03:49 PM
Rasheed1 is property of the heebros.

vapid
03-12-2010, 03:49 PM
ISH The Prison Movie Epic

actually just an excuse to talk about having sex with each other.

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 03:50 PM
I have access to unlimited cash on the outside that I use to pay off anyone that can make my life inside easier (guards, Dasher and his peeps, etc.)

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 03:51 PM
Rasheed1 is property of the heebros.

Unfortunately you got bruinlove too.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:51 PM
Just stating the truth. If Dasher and his peacock boys are jumping anybody, they'll succeed in their sick acts. The main goal is to kill someone in the process.

Ya, cause you just kill people like flies, eh? Easy there Augustus Gloop.


Rasheed1 is property of the heebros.

Skin colour before religion.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:51 PM
I would be like Ray Liotta in goodfellas in prison-have my own room and cook spaghetti every night

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 03:53 PM
Unfortunately you got bruinlove too.
dude is a rogue jew. he's got heart though. might have to cut him if he steps out of line.

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 03:53 PM
Unfortunately you got bruinlove too.
you mean one of the toughest, biggest biceps thugged out posters on the board?

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 03:54 PM
you mean one of the toughest, biggest biceps thugged out posters on the board?

I think that counts as out of line. Here Marlo you can use my shank.

Dolphin
03-12-2010, 03:55 PM
I'm a EE berserk. Growing up in the slums can do that to you when a loose rabid dog is trying to get you or a group of neighbors think it's funny to gang up on one kid.

Not a real EE berserk.....O......M.......G.....what have the others gotten themselves into?:eek:

vapid
03-12-2010, 03:55 PM
I'm a EE berserk. Growing up in the slums can do that to you when a loose rabid dog is trying to get you or a group of neighbors think it's funny to gang up on one kid.
I can see genc fighting for his life. Picture a wounded Elephant, encircled by a hungry pack of lions, knowing that it has nowhere to run and only hoping it can trample enough underfoot to scare off the others in order to slowly die in peace.

Nature is a harsh mistress.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:01 PM
Is it safe to say that The Shottas will dominate The ISH Penal Annual Basketball Tourney?

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:02 PM
Is it safe to say that The Shottas will dominate The ISH Penal Annual Basketball Tourney?
yes unfortunately.

we'll dominate poker/chess/checkers though.

i play lots of handball too.

ZeN
03-12-2010, 04:03 PM
.

i play lots of handball too.


my mexican crew got the handball on lock.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:05 PM
Rackets that THe Shottas will claim: Prescription Drugs, Cell Phones, Bookmaking, Marijuana, and luxury items. We also claim the choice positions in the kitchen and library.

Note: Foodie prisoners are welcome to contribute in the kitchen.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:07 PM
Rackets that THe Shottas will claim: Prescription Drugs, Cell Phones, Bookmaking, Marijuana, and luxury items. We also claim the choice positions in the kitchen and library.

Note: Foodie prisoners are welcome to contribute in the kitchen.
Bookmaking? Marijuana? Prescription Drugs?

I don't think so.

That stuff comes through the heebros.

You trying to start a war?

I don't think you want that much blood on your hands.

ZeN
03-12-2010, 04:12 PM
Yall got me all confused with yer secret prison lingo.

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 04:13 PM
Rackets that THe Shottas will claim: Prescription Drugs, Cell Phones, Bookmaking, Marijuana, and luxury items. We also claim the choice positions in the kitchen and library.

Note: Foodie prisoners are welcome to contribute in the kitchen.

Sign me up boss.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:16 PM
Depends. I think the EE have a shot at dismantling The Shottas.Jamal99 would be bought off with an autographed poster of Shaq and would proceed to throw the game every year.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:18 PM
I think the heebros will find perpetual allies with the EE. Together we can dismount The Shottas as the dominant group.
I think you're speaking my language. The Shottas are quite arrogant.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:20 PM
Because of The Heebro revolt, I extend offers of partnerships with The Asian and Latin Gangs. Together we can eat General Tso's Nachos and rule the yard.

vapid
03-12-2010, 04:21 PM
Because of The Heebro revolt, I extend offers of partnerships with The Asian and Latin Gangs. Together we can eat General Tso's Nachos and rule the yard.
:oldlol: I think at this point the Asian Gang is just me and Rezznor.

ZeN
03-12-2010, 04:22 PM
:oldlol: I think at this point the Asian Gang is just me and Rezznor.


Rezznor is asian??? :eek:

vapid
03-12-2010, 04:24 PM
Rezznor is asian??? :eek:
i think so.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:24 PM
Now that the EE's and the Heebros have formed an alliance we need to kill one of the shottas to show them we're serious.

Sergio is ruthless and crazy, I might hire him to kill a shotta/asian/indian.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 04:27 PM
I'm Paul Crewe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070907/gallery/longest_l.jpg

Except with shaved head and a goatee. And fatter

vapid
03-12-2010, 04:27 PM
Dasher would be too hard to reach. Being at the top, he has ruthless half-naked men dressed in leopard skins as guards. We might have to go a bit further down the ladder, and target GOBB.
How the mighty have fallen.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:29 PM
Dasher would be too hard to reach. Being at the top, he has ruthless half-naked men dressed in leopard skins as guards. We might have to go a bit further down the ladder, and target GOBB.
We use very cunning tactics in order to infiltrate the Shottas. I'd offer up Sergio to the Shottas in exchange for a truce and he'd f*ck his way all the way to the top and kill Dasher in his sleep once Dasher makes him his new cell mate/play mate.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:31 PM
I don't think Sergio is thick enough to be able to sleep his way up the food chain. Where are his hips, thighs, curves? etc. Come up with a better plot than that.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:33 PM
Good plan. While sergio is a good partner in that he's crazy and will kill easily, he's also very annoying and probably won't stop talking about marc gasol and his girlfriend. I don't think I could take listening to that all day.
Sergio is the most ruthless assassin in the joint as far as I'm concerned. Part of his ruthlessness is his ability to agitate anyone at anytime and that's when he goes for his finishing moves. He's not afraid to get dirty either. I'd put him up against any member of the Shottas.

JayGuevara
03-12-2010, 04:34 PM
I'll tell you right now, La Onda will not be shaken by any of your afterschool latch-key gangs. I will not go out of my way to start a war, but if it's deemed necessary, so be it. You can call me some hybrid of Montana and Miklo. :oldlol:

However, if a mutha****a try to take my cornbread (or cocktail fruit for that matter) it's gonna be consequences and reprecussions in this mu****a.

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:37 PM
I'll tell you right now, La Onda will not be shaken by any of your afterschool latch-key gangs. I will not go out of my way to start a war, but if it's deemed necessary, so be it. You can call me some hybrid of Montana and Miklo. :oldlol:

However, if a mutha****a try to take my cornbread (or cocktail fruit for that matter) it's gonna be consequences and reprecussions in this mu****a.
JayG - I will make you the highest paid assassin and give you exclusive rights to numerous flowers if you join up with me.

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:37 PM
^I just downloaded the director's edition of Bound by Honor. That movie is still awesome. Miklo and Big Red in the kitchen storeroom is one of my favorite movie scenes ever.

As a student of the tactics of Miklo, I doubt that JayG would accept a partnership with the Polar Bears.

macmac
03-12-2010, 04:39 PM
The EE and Heebros decree a partnership to La Onda. Will you accept? Together we can live in harmony and in equality. All cultural food will be shared including songs.

We're making too many allies. I say we rule with an iron fist from the start. For some reason, the blacks are a minority in this prison, I'm sure we can overtake them. The other crews will cower in fear once we punch the bully straight in the face.

EE and Heebros rejoice!

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:40 PM
We're making too many allies. I say we rule with an iron fist from the start. For some reason, the blacks are a minority in the prison, I'm sure we can overtake them. The other crews will cower in fear once we punch the bully straight in the face.

EE and Heebros rejoice!
We do need to rule with an iron fist. The Shottas have another thing coming. We're not only business savvy but ruthless too.

They stand no chance.

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 04:40 PM
This thread turned weird quick.

macmac
03-12-2010, 04:47 PM
This thread turned weird quick.

What, you're not into all male homosexually explicit prison gang roleplaying?

AtomSmasher
03-12-2010, 04:51 PM
Yes Pete is very loyal and has a lot of bite to go with his bark. We'd be pleased to have him stand by us.

He might try and kill Sergio though. That could be a problem. Perhaps the victor will be appointed top assassin.

JayGuevara
03-12-2010, 04:53 PM
I will take you offer into consideration, and discuss it with my lieutenants. However, as a firm believer in the teachings of Montana, I would prefer La Onda to be self contained without the co-dependence on outsiders. We are a proud group, and this is for la raza. Word to Kid Frost. :oldlol:

Dasher
03-12-2010, 04:57 PM
A lack of a defined command structure will be your downfall. Someone has to be at the top of the food chain with an open bathrobe that exposes his zebra print draws.

DonDadda59
03-12-2010, 04:58 PM
Nothing but a buncha f@gs in this thread :oldlol:

lilmagicjohnson
03-12-2010, 04:59 PM
yakuza would get stomped by my 6 foot frame, azn gangs guys all go up to my waste height at best

pete's montreux
03-12-2010, 05:01 PM
He's afraid because his South White Supremacists have no other members besides himself. I can say that if he renounces his beliefs, we, hEEbros can accept him.

Actually I'd be the North White supremacists. Maine is just as bad as West Virginia.

rufuspaul
03-12-2010, 05:05 PM
Actually I'd be the North White supremacists. Maine is just as bad as West Virginia.

This man speaks the truth.

Lamar Doom
03-12-2010, 08:17 PM
that's f*cking bull shit Dash- you know I'm Tommy

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/39/80/21/3980215_tml.jpg

goldenryan
03-12-2010, 08:27 PM
i'll just be minding my own business, studying birds.
http://www.filmforum.org/films/con/BIRDMAN_2.jpg

plowking
03-12-2010, 10:49 PM
Dibs on leading the Aussies.

jamal99
03-12-2010, 10:58 PM
yakuza would get stomped by my 6 foot frame, azn gangs guys all go up to my waste height at best

and then u see not very friendly looking 7 foot serbian guy...

/end

PistolPete
03-12-2010, 11:58 PM
Deuce's roomie...

http://i12.tinypic.com/2z8chlt.jpg

RedBlackAttack
03-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Anyone got dibs on:

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9614/62859058.jpg

Watch this if unfamiliar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n6S-ckDiFo)

Junny
03-13-2010, 12:18 AM
Anton Chigurhh = Solitary Confinement? Or more like institute for the criminally insane?

JEFFERSON MONEY
04-06-2015, 08:28 PM
anyone know why the "Aryan Brotehrhood" claims to be alllied with the Mexicans?

BigBoss
04-06-2015, 08:37 PM
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