Starface

[rufuspaul]

Come clean dude. Just how many gimmicks you got going?

[TooDeep]

Hippie/emo alert. loser

http://orkutluv.com/images/girls-emo-haircut.jpg

[rufuspaul]

So that's one.

[HERB Stempel]

:oldlol: dude stroking his hard on for starface

[rufuspaul]

two

[ZeN]

dude cant get off stars face. :oldlol:

[OneMoreSucka]

Who?

[ZeN]

Who?


that makes for five so far.

[vapid]

lol starface is going out of control. Its like he wants to be caught. "Stop me before I create another one!"

[johndeeregreen]

http://content7.flixster.com/question/42/40/83/4240837_std.jpg

"That's two thus far, Rufus."

[OneMoreSucka]

wat is this

[Ass Dan]

maybe he'll blog about it?

[rufuspaul]

three

[PistonsFan#21]

Who?

He is probably like the "RocketsGreatness" of the OTC forum

[OneMoreSucka]

He is probably like the "RocketsGreatness" of the OTC forum
Shit, I'm in OTC more than any other forum and I have no idea what is going on

[rufuspaul]

So he came forth with 3 so I'd conservatively estimate he has at least 6.

[ZeN]

Shit, I'm in OTC more than any other forum and I have no idea what is going on
:roll: :roll: :roll:

do we need to bump the douchewallace calls starface thread??

[PistonsFan#21]

So he came forth with 3 so I'd conservatively estimate he has at least 6.

Is it the guy you lost an avy bet to ? :lol

[ZeN]

Is it the guy you lost an avy bet to ? :lol

naw that was penis18

[rufuspaul]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

do we need to bump the douchewallace calls starface thread??

Done.

[phoenix18]

you got jokes zen, you got jokes....






















































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:mad:

[JayGuevara]

Tito Beasley
DeAndre Gordon
Herb Stempel
Denali (RIP?)

[ZeN]

we need to bump that thread were your nickname came from phoenix.. :oldlol:

[boozehound]

Tito Beasley
DeAndre Gordon
Herb Stempel
Denali (RIP?)
he also had one referencing george clinton, atomic dawg or some such. hes had at least 10 I would guess.

[DonDadda59]

Tito Beasley
DeAndre Gordon
Herb Stempel
Denali (RIP?)

Mista Kool
Brinker
Too Deep (?)

Al Bundy likes to keep busy when he's not shining shoes :oldlol:

[HERB Stempel]

:oldlol: middle aged loser lusting after some kid on a ****ing message board

[LJJ]

http://i39.tinypic.com/149y29w.jpg

[DeuceWallaces]

Mista Kool
Brinker
Too Deep (?)

Al Bundy likes to keep busy when he's not shining shoes :oldlol:

He's taking a break from selling shoes to focus on his entertainment career. I can't decide which is funnier. :confusedshrug:

[DonDadda59]

He's taking a break from selling shoes to focus on his entertainment career. I can't decide which is funnier. :confusedshrug:

I thought he was going to set the internet on fire with his blogging, and I could've sworn he was going to turn the country on it's head with his foray into politics, but all that's on hold so he can be a movie star?

Really a jack of all trades, huh?

[InspiredLebowski]

Ron Reagan's first job was selling shoes. True story.

[rufuspaul]

:oldlol: middle aged loser lusting after some kid on a ****ing message board

What can I say? I hear your cries for help. You want to escape. Maybe we can help. Here, I wrote a song about it:

[FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]The screen door slams, Starface

[JayGuevara]

he also had one referencing george clinton, atomic dawg or some such. hes had at least 10 I would guess.

I forgot about that one.

What was the one where the phrase "U R VIRGIN" came about? Somethin about blue balls or some shit? :confusedshrug:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Starface = Denali, KAMALA, Herb Stempel (for a short while), BRINKER, Atomic Dog, Deandre Gordon, Tito Beasley.

JtotheIzzo = Ass Dan, Raconteur, Fluffy Bird, Peter Macintosh,

[InspiredLebowski]

and J$: everyone else

Where you been J-Mon? You used to be a posting beast, now you're quite sparse.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

i'm alright man i got aspirations to become the most powerful man in all of uconn, so day by day im seducing people into becomin my minions. this pre-med curriculum plus working plus foolin around has really got me shrot on time bro i'll step it up in the summer fasho.

[JayGuevara]

i'm alright man i got aspirations to become the most powerful man in all of uconn, so day by day im seducing people into becomin my minions. this pre-med curriculum plus working plus foolin around has really got me shrot on time bro i'll step it up in the summer fasho.

We miss you young Jefferson. The world isn't the same without. :(

(All hetero)

[TooDeep]

lol starface is going out of control. Its like he wants to be caught. "Stop me before I create another one!"

Whatever yellow dude

[catch24]

You put the trolls on your ignore list and they vanish like smoke.

[AtomSmasher]

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]What can I say? I hear your cries for help. You want to escape. Maybe we can help. Here, I wrote a song about it:

[FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]The screen door slams, Starface

[Tito Beasley]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8105/mepic.jpg
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2906/heygobb.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1826/ohyese.jpg
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2764/whobad.jpg
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6103/hiyo.jpg

:roll:


http://www.keshding.com/imd210/assign3/images/whosbad.jpg



More like Who's Jealous?


http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7574/rufspaul.jpg
Bucktoof Capt'n Combover!

Rufus why'd you take down that black and white picture you had up before of you and your bride of frankenstein?

bwahahahahaha :roll:

[dnyk1337]

Starface = Denali, KAMALA, Herb Stempel (for a short while), BRINKER, Atomic Dog, Deandre Gordon, Tito Beasley.

JtotheIzzo = Ass Dan, Raconteur, Fluffy Bird, Peter Macintosh,

If that's true, I lost a lot of respect for izzo... just horrible.

[Tito Beasley]

If that's true, I lost a lot of respect for izzo... just horrible.

It's probably not because Jefferson Money was Raconteur and Herb Stempel was either J$ or Legend of Josh. Ass Dan is definitely Legend of Josh. So he's giving the wrong info from the beginning.

J2theizzo is lame, but not in an "internet gimmicks" way. Legend of George and Jefferson Money are the only ones with the awkward message board gimmick fetish.

[Ass Dan]

It's probably not because Jefferson Money was Raconteur and Herb Stempel was either J$ or Legend of Josh. Ass Dan is definitely Legend of Josh. So he's giving the wrong info from the beginning.

J2theizzo is lame, but not in an "internet gimmicks" way. Legend of George and Jefferson Money are the only ones with the awkward message board gimmick fetish.

Ass Dan ain't a gimmick!

[JtotheIzzo]

Starface = Denali, KAMALA, Herb Stempel (for a short while), BRINKER, Atomic Dog, Deandre Gordon, Tito Beasley.

JtotheIzzo = Ass Dan, Raconteur, Fluffy Bird, Peter Macintosh,


I'm not Ass Dan, I think it is either Josh, or someone like Prof Murder or OneMoreSucka. It could even be Statman, that dude hasn't been around since Ass Dan came on the scene.

[rufuspaul]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1826/ohyese.jpg
Bucktoof Capt'n Combover!

Rufus why'd you take down that black and white picture you had up before of you and your bride of frankenstein?


I'm not sure you understand the meaning of buck teeth. It refers to excessive overjet, or front upper incisors that protrude horizontally and anteriorly out of occlusion with the lower teeth. Not the case with me or with you for that matter. As you can see in the pic above, the maxillary central incisors are the most prominent teeth in your smile, as it is with me and most humans. Although I must admit it's hard to look at your pic and keep food down at the same time.

As far as the other pic, just cleaning out my photobucket account. I figured you had saved that one to your hard drive any way for fap material.

[pete's montreux]

I'm not sure you understand the meaning of buck teeth. It refers to excessive overjet, or front upper incisors that protrude horizontally and anteriorly out of occlusion with the lower teeth. Not the case with me or with you for that matter. As you can see in the pic above, the maxillary central incisors are the most prominent teeth in your smile, as it is with me and most humans. Although I must admit it's hard to look at your pic and keep food down at the same time.

As far as the other pic, just cleaning out my photobucket account. I figured you had saved that one to your hard drive any way for fap material.

Knowledge. It's been lowered.

[playtetris]

starface has as much hair as rufus (at 10 years his junior, no less) and yet he persists in making receding hairline jokes. pathetic.

[Dolphin]

Starface actually looks like trailer trash. Wow.:oldlol:

[playtetris]

Starface actually looks like trailer trash. Wow.:oldlol:

wtf is with the earrings? seriously? :roll:

[rezznor]

wtf is with the earrings? seriously? :roll:
maybe he went into a coma during the 90s and just woke up.























either that or he's auditioning for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

[Hawker]

wtf is with the earrings? seriously? :roll:

Ya, I like starface and think hes pretty cool but those earrings are ultra gay lol

[playtetris]

Ya, I like starface and think hes pretty cool but those earrings are ultra gay lol

as is the guido-style posing for multiple vanity shots over multiple days. either that, or he's changing outfits to pose which is on a richard simmons level of campness.

[Dolphin]

as is the guido-style posing for multiple vanity shots over multiple days. either that, or he's changing outfits to pose which is on a richard simmons level of campness.

Second pic is how he looks when he's about to have sex.

"****ing knew I should have brought my manual."

[Nick Young]

Come clean dude. Just how many gimmicks you got going?
this is the thread when the 30 year old grandpa dentist finally snapped. omg look at rufus' 6head he looks like frankenstein

[Nick Young]

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]What can I say? I hear your cries for help. You want to escape. Maybe we can help. Here, I wrote a song about it:

[FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]The screen door slams, Starface

[King Jane]

It's probably not because Jefferson Money was Raconteur and Herb Stempel was either J$ or Legend of Josh. Ass Dan is definitely Legend of Josh. So he's giving the wrong info from the beginning.

J2theizzo is lame, but not in an "internet gimmicks" way. Legend of George and Jefferson Money are the only ones with the awkward message board gimmick fetish.









































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