Which NBA players will Shawn Kemp themselves and get fat during the lockout?

[LA_Showtime]

I am extremely bored. I am sitting in my NUTR 100 class and we are going over food labels. Food labels are easy. Answer my question:

Say there's a lockout. Which players would stop working out, gain a bunch of weight, and never be the same ala Baker and Kemp?

Note - I'm talking about relevant players. Answers such as 'Eddy Curry' don't mean shit.

[fubu05]

I am extremely bored. I am sitting in my NUTR 100 class and we are going over food labels. Food labels are easy. Answer my question:

Say there's a lockout. Which players would stop working out, gain a bunch of weight, and never be the same ala Baker and Kemp?

Hopefully Durant.

Probably Melo. Most unfit of the elite guys in the league.

[creepingdeath]

Lol, I was just about to name Melo, too. Guy's a beast, but he looks so out of shape all the time.

[ZenMaster]

I am extremely bored. I am sitting in my NUTR 100 class and we are going over food labels. Food labels are easy. Answer my question:

Say there's a lockout. Which players would stop working out, gain a bunch of weight, and never be the same ala Baker and Kemp?

Big baby and Diop, not that either is much of a NBA player to begin with..

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Me

[FCN]

Lol, I was just about to name Melo, too. Guy's a beast, but he looks so out of shape all the time.

He is the new Paul Pierce

[HylianNightmare]

Dwight

[Andrei89]

Melo is fat. But at the same time strong end explosive . Although he must be carefull if he gains more weight he will lose skill.

[lefthook00]

Odom
Randolph
Younger Gasol
Baron
Pierce

[flipogb]

Melo looks like should be fat , he just works out a lot to avoid it.

but I think a longer break will only make him more fit

[DuMa]

aaron gray

[fubu05]

Melo looks like should be fat , he just works out a lot to avoid it.

but I think a longer break will only make him more fit

What do you think his diet consists of?

McDonald's every day?

[BlazersDozen]

Greg Oden

[kurple]

Melo's weight is what allows him to bully EVERY SF in the post... But he does look chubby

[catzhernandez]

Jermaine O'Neal
Paul Pierce
Steve Nash

[chazzy]

Baron Davis

[OmniStrife]

Jermaine O'Neal
Paul Pierce
Steve Nash

:eek:
The horror that is a fat steve Nash.

[catzhernandez]

:eek:
The horror that is a fat steve Nash.
http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/Artists/S/Short_Martin/2005/05/05/glick.jpg

[nbastatus]

A lot of players. If you make millions each year, you expect good foods on your table.

[SRZ66]

bobby hurley

[MJ(Mean John)]

Odom
Randolph
Younger Gasol
Baron
Pierce

not sure if serious...

[15yearmagicfan]

Excellent thinking, I never considered this until I saw the thread.



I can lebron running up to about 290, Dwight could gain 75 and look like
shawn kemp on the cavs. I'd like to see nash get on the juice and get
jacked up.

Also I bet about 30% of ISH posters would get into wicked shape from
actually playing bball instead of stuck on the couch watching it.

[ProfessorMurder]

Sheed. Oh wait... You said will get fat.

[U got Served]

lol never seen this thread before.

IMO players, other than big baby and Curry, who look like potential fatasses are

Melo
B Diddy
Andrei Miller
Lowry
Sheed
Marc Gasol
Pierce
Z-Bo
Shaq

[HorryIsMyMVP]

Nash would be playing Soccer and that is more excercise then playing in the NBA.

[RoseCity07]

Melo and Pierce only look fat to me in my memory. When I see them on TV, they don't really like fat and move fast as hell.

I think most centers get fat.

[HorryIsMyMVP]

Patrick Chewing.

[west]

Sheed. Oh wait... You said will get fat.
LMAO!!!:lol

[yobore]

Among the stars Wade and Deron are my picks. they tend to start each season slow

[lxlHoTsAuSelxl]

If melo can lose a few pound he would be a beast times 2, but yea I agree, melo and somehow I'm thinking blair too. He just have one of those bodys where it looks like its hard to lose weight example......shaq.

[fubu05]

If melo can lose a few pound he would be a beast times 2, but yea I agree, melo and somehow I'm thinking blair too. He just have one of those bodys where it looks like its hard to lose weight example......shaq.

I don't necessarily think it's losing pounds, but getting some more muscle on him. Lowering his body fat, increasing his muscle, the guy would be godly. Everyone says Melo has a physical gift, he does, now imagine if he actually polished that physical gift. :eek:

[ShaqAttack3234]

Kemp really got huge after the lockout, and he never lost the weight during his career either.

Anyway...Zach Randolph would be huge.

[Styles p]

elton brand will get fatter and even less lift then he already has.

[NBASTATMAN]

I am extremely bored. I am sitting in my NUTR 100 class and we are going over food labels. Food labels are easy. Answer my question:

Say there's a lockout. Which players would stop working out, gain a bunch of weight, and never be the same ala Baker and Kemp?

Note - I'm talking about relevant players. Answers such as 'Eddy Curry' don't mean shit.


Wade.. He seems to hit the clubs alot.. That liquor really does a number on you..

[Kingsfans818]

Chris Quinn
Sean Marks

[IamSofaKing]

I wish Bosh would get fat, he lost the 15 pounds he put on the summer

[BarberSchool]

http://www.yournextgift.com/images/2008/05/How_To_Get_Fat.jpg
starting 5:


Baron Davis
Paul Pierce
Troy Murphy
Zach Randolph
Shaq

coach: nate Mcmillan

[BarberSchool]

I wish Bosh would get fat, he lost the 15 pounds he put on the summerHe needs to hang out with the man in your masterful avatar.

[LA_Showtime]

Andre Miller. Always comes to camp out of shape.

[ProfessorMurder]

Who's going to just not give a f*ck? Drink too much, do drugs, avoid working out, and have a ton of kids during this lockout?

http://www.steadyburn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kemp-fat.jpg

Opinions? Throw out some names.

[Doctor Rivers]

ok Chris Mannix

[allabouthawks]

arenas probs

[Soothing Layup]

I bet kobe gets another rape accusation.

[LJJ]

Paul Pierce, Baron Davis, Lamar Odom.

[brownmamba00]

World Peace, Odom and Arenas

[Theoo's Daddy]

Baron davis for obvious reasons..

[$LakerGold]

Baron davis for obvious reasons..
why?

[bingo123]

Kyrie Irving :lol

[LJJ]

why?

Because the dude has never worked out a day in his live.

Every off season it's the same thing.
Baron Davis makes 500 complete youtube videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzbXIGJoISs), hangs out on the beach with his Hollywood friends, tries to launch a career in show business, eats at In N Out every day and does not play basketball or do any thing to stay in shape.

[rezznor]

prime candidate

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/celtics-parade-4.jpg

[AMISTILLILL]

prime candidate

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/celtics-parade-4.jpg

A-NO BABY!
:facepalm

[TrueGreenFan]

Birdman will prob fall off the wagon. Stephen Jackson/DeShawn Stevenson/Shawne Williams/Tony Allen could all have to much time on their hands to get arrested.

[AirJordan&Magic]

Baron Davis, Michael Beasley.

[$LakerGold]

WOW A LOCKOUT.

How about shaq retiring? DUDE GONNA JOIN THE SUMO WRESTLING LEAGUE.

[gasolina]

Stephen Jackson is a prime candidate. Veteran player slightly going downhill traded to a low market team with mild playoff aspirations? Done deal

Richard Jefferson too

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

Joakim Noah and Michael Beasley are probably going to get possessions charges, Baron Davis will gain at least 25 pounds of fat(And that takes TALENT[Not good talent]), and I have a very strange feeling that Gilbert Arenas will do something very stupid. Also, Stephen Jackson is going to get arrested for assault.

[LA_Showtime]

Bump...

[Myth]

Eddy Curry will increase his body weight by 30%.

[FireDavidKahn]

Demarcus Cousins.

[Myth]

If Dirk's championship celebration goes for a season long lockout:

http://hubsub54.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jaws15.jpg

[marion706]

raymond felton
josh smith
paul pierce
marc gasol
boris diaw

[brandowas]

The ones that jump out at me the most are baron davis, big baby, and randolph. pierce might but for some reason he seems to play well when he has some chub to him anyways.

I hope the people that said nash and dwight are kidding they easily are on my list of players to come back in even better shape if anything(if thats even possible for them) they both work their butts off.

[Myth]

I expect Durant to come in looking like he is 6 months pregnant. Just a pot belly, but arms as skinny as ever. I'd lol so hard.

[LosBulls]

Lamar Odom and sadly.. D Rose.

[brandowas]

Lamar Odom and sadly.. D Rose.

Why do you say Rose?

[tsforthrees]

Andre Miller is gonna be huge

[gilalizard]

Wade.. He seems to hit the clubs alot.. That liquor really does a number on you..


Yeah I think dwhistle might be the sleeper here. He looks like he's put on more muscle through the years, more than his frame would normally have. So if he doesn't keep up that regimen, he's going to be used to eating more calories but not have the metabolism boosted to burn it off.

He seems to like to live large. All that booze and rich food and good times, plus missing gym dates... might have dwhistle packing it on.

[Nowitzness81]

Remember when Bynum took his shirt off at the end of the Dallas game?

He could get fat.

http://kepeusa.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bynum-shirt-off.jpg?w=500&h=375

[Jasper]

typically most big men , would get out of shape first ,, it takes someone quite dedicated like Howard to be in the gym day in and day out.

Baron Davis must have a mind warp, as a PG like a Billups type body , you need to constantly work on speed drills ...

Centers , PF's are the guys that will show up slow and out of shape in a work layoff.
Which means when the start playing into game shape their minutes have to be reduced and many teams play small ball.

Back in 2010 someone said NASH :lol
What a joke , he is one of the biggest gym rats in the league next to Kidd.

[imlmf]

Eddy Curry

[blacknapalm]

b-diddy, cousins, blatche, maybe gilbert arenas

[bingo123]

Big Baby will become Glen "Giant Baby" Davis.

[ProfessorMurder]

Joakim Noah and Michael Beasley are probably going to get possessions charges
:lol

[Nowitzness81]

Looks like he could get fat. :rolleyes:

http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/ps/rz/hw/nakednash2.jpg

[DKLaker]

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/Artists/S/Short_Martin/2005/05/05/glick.jpg

As Steve Nash!!!! This is F-King Hillarious :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[MontaEllis24]

lol at the guy that said dwight, we call d12 here transformers coz he look like he bout to transform to a jet or truck. The guy is pure muscle saw his arms were like a robots arm. Think the guy that will fatten up is bynum and vince carter he seems to be gainin weight.

[DKLaker]

The mo obvious answer would be Shaq if he didn't retire......ahh what the hell....I still expect him to pass 450 sometime soon :lol

[lefthook00]

Probably Wade. He likes to play himself into shape during the season.

[DKLaker]

LMAO if Lebron tries to eat his way out of depression and comes in Whale Fat :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[bluechox2]

shaqs already fat, eddy curry will double in size

lebron will come 100 pounds heavier trying out his best shaq impersonation

[Done_And_Done]

I can see Vince Carter accelerating his deterioration process with loads of junk food runs and little to no work out regimen...

[miller-time]

http://www.steadyburn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kemp-fat.jpg

that is a disgusting picture.

[LaysUpBricks]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/138/332317982.jpg

Raymond Felton has a head start.

[miller-time]

Dude is a work out beast.

All he does is play sports all summer long.

Soccer.

Skateboard.

Pick up hoops.

:bowdown:

Thats a BAD white boy.

nash will probably retire around 40, but he will probably stay in playing condition until his early 50s.

[Samurai Swoosh]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/138/332317982.jpg

Raymond Felton has a head start.
This guy already going in on the cup cake wars.

:facepalm

[LosBulls]

Remember when Bynum took his shirt off at the end of the Dallas game?

He could get fat.

http://kepeusa.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bynum-shirt-off.jpg?w=500&h=375
I got kicked off Varsity for doing that..

[necya]

I am extremely bored. I am sitting in my NUTR 100 class and we are going over food labels. Food labels are easy. Answer my question:

Say there's a lockout. Which players would stop working out, gain a bunch of weight, and never be the same ala Baker and Kemp?

Note - I'm talking about relevant players. Answers such as 'Eddy Curry' don't mean shit.

Both had alcoholism issues and the Cavs asked to Kemp to take weight as their center Ilgauskas was injured for the entire season foot issues.

the lockout has nothing to do with it.
you are an horrible poster, nothing new.

[UK-NJ]

I could maybe see Deron Williams putting a bit of weight on. He's always looked a bit on the chunky side to me.

[chris2010]

eaily hedo

[LA_Showtime]

lol at the guy that said dwight, we call d12 here transformers coz he look like he bout to transform to a jet or truck. The guy is pure muscle saw his arms were like a robots arm. Think the guy that will fatten up is bynum and vince carter he seems to be gainin weight.

I doubt Bynum gets fat. He's spent the last three years rehabbing his knees and he hasn't put on too much weight. In fact he's probably going to drop 10-15 pounds this summer, or at least that's the goal.

[Rowe]

Easy. It will be DeMarcus Cousins.

Already coming into the NBA with weight issues & a questionable attitude and a full offseason + extra months without mandatory time spent with NBA trainers is a recipe for failure. Not to mention this is his first ever NBA offseason, in which he has money to blow and he will have a load of free time without summer league.

He ballooned to 302 lbs at Kentucky to end his freshman season.

Hes in trouble, Im predicting a 320lb Cousins shows up to camp in January.

[LA_Showtime]

Both had alcoholism issues and the Cavs asked to Kemp to take weight as their center Ilgauskas was injured for the entire season foot issues.

the lockout has nothing to do with it.
you are an horrible poster, nothing new.

Wow; that hurts. :lol

I don't think I've EVER seen you post anything before. Weird.

There's a difference between gaining good weight and getting fat. Maybe you should learn how to distinguish between the two.

[Streetballer]

Big Baby!!!!!

[z14h]

Melo, lol. The dude's fat even before the lockout.

[Rowe]

Melo, lol. The dude's fat even before the lockout.

How is Carmelo fat?:confusedshrug:

Because he has a fat face?

[LosBulls]

How is he fat?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BHDpvhxF_CQ/SwrMnfv10uI/AAAAAAAABCc/Hpp2x42QbY0/s1600/NoShirt1.jpg

[Lucifer]

^That pic was taken when he still had braids. WTF is the point using that picture dumbazz. How do you have that picture by that way? Did you stash that $hit in a secret hard drive in your computer? "shirtless Melo pictures"

[get these NETS]

which player will derrick coleman himself? is better title

[blablabla]

that fat rookie center from the heat

[Da Heroic One]

Lebron, he doesn't seem to care about his body considering how he added 20 useless pounds, not even sure if that is strength or fat, can't tell considering how he doesn't know how to post up. Lebron has a weak work-ethic, he will just be hitting clubs all day long now instead of night. I expect everyone on the Miami Heat roster to get fat except Bosh.

[IN-PAX-WE-TRUST]

Vince Carter will put a nail in his career coffin this offseason.

[Scholar]

I can see these players gaining a lot of weight only because they're way out of their prime and almost in the end of their careers:

TMac
VC
Ben Wallace
Baron Davis (he already did it before this last season)

[kkling]

Lebron, he doesn't seem to care about his body considering how he added 20 useless pounds, not even sure if that is strength or fat, can't tell considering how he doesn't know how to post up. Lebron has a weak work-ethic, he will just be hitting clubs all day long now instead of night. I expect everyone on the Miami Heat roster to get fat except Bosh.

Try not to be too obvious.

[IN-PAX-WE-TRUST]

If Dirk's championship celebration goes for a season long lockout:

http://hubsub54.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jaws15.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[blablabla]

al harrington too

[insidehoops]

al harrington too

I was with Harrington two days ago, and he looked the same as usual

[Eat Like A Bosh]

http://beardsandbellies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/baron-davis-beard.jpg

[mattevans11]

I got kicked off Varsity for doing that..


you must not have been very good