April Fools gone wrong for Kenyon Martin

[HisAirness3]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5051607


On a night when the Denver Nuggets should have been celebrating a much-needed victory over the Portland Trail Blazers, the franchise continued to struggle with off-the-court issues when an April Fools' Day joke sparked anything but laughter.

During Denver's 109-92 victory, a former Nuggets ball boy, Laquan Johnson, got into the club's locker room, took Kenyon Martin's car keys and filled the player's Range Rover with buttered popcorn. The car had a white interior.

Martin discovered the damage as he was about to exit Denver's Pepsi Center. At the time, he had no idea who had pulled the prank. Angered, he went back to the locker room spewing profanities and threats at teammates and other members of the organization.

"That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."

Martin, who has missed 15 games with a torn patella tendon in his left knee, threatened to boycott the postseason if he did not find out who was responsible.

"How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it," Martin said more than once.

Martin stormed in and out of the locker room several times, and a person close to him said his anger was not over the prank, but over the fact that someone could go into his pocket and take his keys during a game. Realizing the culprit had to have access to the private code for the team's gated parking lot, he assumed members of the organization either pulled the stunt or assisted in it.

"The fact that no one saw it or had anything to say about it -- not security, not the equipment manager," a person close to Martin said, explaining the player's anger. "Somebody had to see it. He was wondering how the organization let something like that happen. What if the kid had really wanted to do something evil?"

Later, Martin found out Johnson, the former ball boy who is now the driver for teammate J.R. Smith, was responsible. Johnson apologized to Martin and agreed to pay for the damage to his car.

"It was just an April Fools joke that went horribly wrong," said a member of the Nuggets organization who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "The kid thought it would be funny and it wasn't. Kenyon was back at practice today and everything was fine between him and his teammates."

The episode was the latest in a string of distractions Denver has had to deal with lately. Once regarded as the Western Conference's top challenger to the Los Angeles Lakers, the Nuggets have all but fallen apart down the stretch.

With Martin out and coach George Karl missing games while getting treatment for throat cancer, Denver had lost five of six games before defeating Portland. That stretch dropped them from the second seed to the fifth seed in the West.

Martin, who cannot guarantee he'll be healthy for the playoffs, said before Thursday's game that he hopes to return for the last regular season game or two.

:lol

[HeyMarkus]

this dude, smh

to make that kid pay for it? this happens to people all the time, why do YOU have to be a *****. youre rich as ****, get over it

[Bandito]

I think the problem was that he took the keys from his locker, not the prank by itself.

[StroShow4]

Of all the players you could choose to do this to, you pick Kenyon Martin? Kenyon f@cking Martin? That's just plain stupid.

[GOBB]

Thats what the kid gets for breaking into someones personal space and violating it. Just because your wealthy doesnt mean you give up the right to your privacy and respect. Hes lucky Kmart didnt break his jaw.

[HeyMarkus]

Thats what the kid gets for breaking into someones personal space and violating it. Just because your wealthy doesnt mean you give up the right to your privacy and respect. Hes lucky Kmart didnt break his jaw.

S M FUKING H

[BarberSchool]

Sucks.
I feel terrible for Denver, especially for Billups and Karl.
This pretty much f#@ks the teams chemistry for a a few months.

[bagelred]

Thats what the kid gets for breaking into someones personal space and violating it. Just because your wealthy doesnt mean you give up the right to your privacy and respect. Hes lucky Kmart didnt break his jaw.

Just wow.

[GOBB]

S M FUKING H

Of all people to mess with you pick Kmart? You're dumb. Are you the former ball boy? :confusedshrug:


Just wow.

Just wow what?

[bladefd]

Looks like somebody took it too seriously. Somebody should apologize for wrongly blaming members of the Nuggets organization and using such language. Yeah, it was a mistake on the ballboy's side, but taking it personal and making him pay for some popcorn "damage"? :rolleyes:

Looks like Kenyon Martin is not somebody you can play a prank on. The ball boy should have played the prank on somebody else like Billups. I doubt Billups would take it personally and act like THAT. He is a true class act that I respect.

[HeyMarkus]

Of all people to mess with you pick Kmart? You're dumb. Are you the former ball boy? :confusedshrug:



Just wow what?

This is a common joke among pro sports players. Hes a millionaire. It's a ****ing ballboy. Kmart is an idiot for reacting this way, and you are too if you think its okay.

[bagelred]

Of all people to mess with you pick Kmart? You're dumb. Are you the former ball boy? :confusedshrug:



Just wow what?

It's a prank. The guy probably pulled the prank because he was friendly with KMart and thought he'd find it funny. And he's lucky not to get punched in the face?

Just wow.

If anything, you would think Kenyon would just laugh it off and say "you got me". It's a harmless prank. How much freakin' damage could some buttered popcorn do?

[Real Men Wear Green]

this dude, smh

to make that kid pay for it? this happens to people all the time, why do YOU have to be a *****. youre rich as ****, get over it
Just because he has $ doesn't mean you can just vandalize his shit. The kid's just going to have to learn a lesson here. K-Mart should just accept it when people **** his car up? Makes no sense.

[StroShow4]

I know I wouldn't be happy if someone filled my car with popcorn... but forget that, once again, why the hell do you prank Kenyon Martin of all people? I still can't figure that out. It's no secret that Kenyon's a psycho. :oldlol:

[Real Men Wear Green]

It's a prank. The guy probably pulled the prank because he was friendly with KMart and thought he'd find it funny. And he's lucky not to get punched in the face?

Just wow.

If anything, you would think Kenyon would just laugh it off and say "you got me". It's a harmless prank. How much freakin' damage could some buttered popcorn do?
Oil stains. An ass-kicking might be going too far (plus Martin would lose big $ in a lawsuit) but rich people have rights too.

[west]

J.R has a driver?:lol

[Real Men Wear Green]

J.R has a driver?:lol
He killed someone in an accident (or something like that), so he can't drive anymore.

[bagelred]

Oil stains. An ass-kicking might be going too far (plus Martin would lose big $ in a lawsuit) but rich people have rights too.

Something about that made me LOL. :oldlol: I just picture billionaires holding picket signs protesting. "We have rights....we have rights....":lol

[GOBB]

It's a prank. The guy probably pulled the prank because he was friendly with KMart and thought he'd find it funny. And he's lucky not to get punched in the face?

Just wow.

If anything, you would think Kenyon would just laugh it off and say "you got me". It's a harmless prank. How much freakin' damage could some buttered popcorn do?

Everyone doesnt react to jokes like you want. I could make a funny joke about your mother and you might not find it funny. Its just a joke so get over it, yet you still arent laughing and thinks its funny. Nothing like a person who in thier mind is convinced "Its a joke get over it, why are you upset" as if the person has to feel that way. People have lines they dont want others crossing. Just because you cross those lines and shrug doesnt warrant it being ok. Thats basic common sense. Everyone doesnt participate in Aprils Fools but according to you they either should or expect being pranked and getting over it.

You have limies and lines you dont want crossed. When someone does it at the expense of laughs? You're not going to be cool with it. Kmart doesnt enjoy the fact someone stole his keys from his personal possessions and then damaged his car. Buttered popcorn on the interior? Who is cleaning that out? Now it could have been done to JR Smith and he find it funny. Doesnt mean Kmart has to find it funny. And I bet if they did it to Karl or someone in the front office/owner they wouldnt find it funny probably.

He's lucky he didnt get punched in the face. How does he have access to the lockeroom anyway?

And Kmart isnt someone to play around with...

http://www.realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?t=23420

Notice Lakers fans egging him on. As mentioned of all people to joke around with you choose Kmart? Bad decision. And some people are conscience certain folks wont take a joke lightly and do it anyway. The point is everyone isnt funny to everybody. And he's lucky Kmart didnt act a fool making people really slam him.

"Innocent kid!"

Of course reacting violently would be extreme but would you put it past KMART? I wouldnt.


This is a common joke among pro sports players. Hes a millionaire. It's a ****ing ballboy. Kmart is an idiot for reacting this way, and you are too if you think its okay.

Everyone isnt open to jokes. So common joke among pro sports players is about as silly as "Mom jokes are normal, just laugh not serious". Some people have no issue with you joking on thier mothers, others do. The only idiot is the personal driver, former ball boy.

[Real Men Wear Green]

Something about that made me LOL. :oldlol: I just picture billionaires holding picket signs protesting. "We have rights....we have rights....":lol
I phrased it that way because you guys are acting like he should just accept bs just because he has money.

[04mzwach]

What a dumb idea. People should create different pranks. Whatever happened to pulling down a guys shorts? How about putting some Richard Simmons posters in their locker? I don't know. Anything but the car deal, it's done after now.

[Doranku]

Of all the players you could choose to do this to, you pick Kenyon Martin? Kenyon f@cking Martin? That's just plain stupid.

This. That's just downright retarded.

[04mzwach]

They should of put a photoshop of Kenyon's mom "giving it up" to Mark Cuban in his locker. :roll: He would of went even more crazy.

[YAWN]

you don't really **** with another mans car period. But you do it with buttered popcorn.. really? Couldn't just be plain popcorn which would still get the prank across but wouldn't ruin the ****ing interior?

What a moron that kid is.

[GOBB]

They should of put a photoshop of Kenyon's mom "giving it up" to Mark Cuban in his locker. :roll: He would of went even more crazy.

He would be sitting behind bars right now! :oldlol: That kid would have hand prints around his neck permanantly like Kmart does that Trina lips tattoo.

[bagelred]

It's one thing to be upset, it's another to go f-cking ballistic in the locker room.

[StroShow4]

It's one thing to be upset, it's another to go f-cking ballistic in the locker room.

It's Kenyon Martin. What do you expect?

[YAH trick YAH]

If your gonna fill someone's car with something, put those little styrofoam pieces in there, not buttered popcorn on a white interior. Martin had every right to be mad, and like the article said it wasn't over the prank, it was over the fact that someone would be able to get into his personal things and potentially be able to do something worse than ruin his leather.

[GOBB]

It's Kenyon Martin. What do you expect?

:roll: Exactly...what was he born yesterday? I just showed that guy a video of Kmart snapping at fans for no reason.

[GOBB]

I'm with gobb.

playin a prank on someone as fine. as long as you do it with YOUR possessions and your personal property.

you go into a guys clothes and take his car keys and go into his car? it'd be one thing if it was kmarts best friend or somethin. this dude prolly barely knows kmart and thinks they're 'boyz'

i'd have wanted to **** that kid up too.

I'd love video footage of the kids reaction when Kmart snapped. He probably looked like Shaggy did when he saw a ghost. :roll:

[bagelred]

Kenyon Martin was so upset, he developed some sort of unusual facial tick.


Lawsuit? :confusedshrug:

[lilgodfather1]

Henestly would have been awesome if KMart said I can't play in the playoffs. Would have loved that personally. I see them as LALs biggest threat, and without them I will get to see a Cleveland vs. LAL finals.

[koBEDABEST]

that reaction was wrong plain and simple. its a goddamn prank, that guy has no humour.

[airchibundo507]

We definitely need some of that contained aggression on the court.

[50inchvertical]

Goddamn prank? It's a Goddamn 100,000$ + car heavily equipped, and they'll have to replace the entire interior since it's white not to mention the oily butter soaks into the carpet, leather, everything. It's not like he messed with some sneakers.

And while it's a common prank, it also usually ends in bad reactions like this, especially when being done to a vet. Donta Greene of the Kings had to be separated from whooping Bobby Jackson's ass when he found out BJax took his keys and did the same thing. Then he retaliated on Jackson's car and Jackson went looking for him after practice to fight. Same team did it to Jason Thompson too who took it much better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKP-ysd4VEU
Here's the Warrior's doing it to Patrick O'Bryant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv58sCIEhRQ

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[devin112]

It's a prank. The guy probably pulled the prank because he was friendly with KMart and thought he'd find it funny. And he's lucky not to get punched in the face?

Just wow.

If anything, you would think Kenyon would just laugh it off and say "you got me". It's a harmless prank. How much freakin' damage could some buttered popcorn do?


u definitely don't have a nice car to be saying stupid like that. it's going to stain the leather, carpet, and entire interior w/ yellow oil. that car will never smell the same again. everything has to be replaced.

the kid should have did it like Jrich and put in non buttered popcorn. Jrich did it to someone, dude said popcorn was coming out of the ac vents for months.

[HeyMarkus]

Range Rvvers are SHITTY

[jbot]

Thats what the kid gets for breaking into someones personal space and violating it. Just because your wealthy doesnt mean you give up the right to your privacy and respect. Hes lucky Kmart didnt break his jaw.
very true. i'd definitely be pissed also.

[HeyMarkus]

very true. i'd definitely be pissed also.

so would I.. but god damn, if im an NBA player and I got that money. goddamn kenyon, lighten up.

[Glide2keva]

If your gonna fill someone's car with something, put those little styrofoam pieces in there, not buttered popcorn on a white interior. Martin had every right to be mad, and like the article said it wasn't over the prank, it was over the fact that someone would be able to get into his personal things and potentially be able to do something worse than ruin his leather.
We have a winner!

Comprhension is seriously lacking on this board.

[BALLin01]

so would I.. but god damn, if im an NBA player and I got that money. goddamn kenyon, lighten up.

Just because he's rich, you still shouldn't be messing with someone's personal stuff, especially their 100,000$ car.

[zORi]

While I definitely think he has the right to be pissed, I think he messed up one one part here.....

"How about I just don't play in the playoffs....". No.

Denver has been criticized before about not being mentally strong enough to win a championship, and little comments like this from one of your core players are the exact reason why. Even if he didn't mean it.

[shizzouts]

lmao. Reminds me of the smelly car episode.

"I still smell popcorn!"
"You see! You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's the beast!"
-Seinfeld, Elaine and Jerry, in "the smelly car" episode

:roll:

[NugzFan]

Sucks.
I feel terrible for Denver, especially for Billups and Karl.
This pretty much f#@ks the teams chemistry for a a few months.

:rolleyes:

[shizzouts]

ESPN
Updated: April 2, 2010, 10:50 PM ET

Martin upset about popcorn prank

After a complete "de-ionizing" of his Range Rover, Kenyon Martin, anticipates that the popcorn smell is gone, but smells it again, and discovers it has not. Kenyon then tries to sell the car because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything, but the dealer claims he cannot sell such a car. When it cannot be sold, Kenyon winds up abandoning the car and its keys out on the street just to get rid of it, even going so far as to encouraging a man on the streets to steal his car, however the same man ends up being disgusted by the smell.

[Myth]

I think that Martin should make a more feasible compromise with the kid. The kid was wrong to pull that prank, but its a common prank among people in the NBA, and I'm guessing he was just trying to fit in. But I imagine that Martin's car is very expensive and fixing the damage is cheap by NBA standards and expensive by non-NBA player standards, thus making a kid pay the full price for trying to fit in seems harsh to me. Maybe make the kid pay $500 or so, plus do something for Martin that is non-money related. Maybe, handwashing Martin's car once a month for the next couple of years or something (all depending on the price it takes to fix the car, the more money it costs Martin, the more the kid becomes his b*tch).

[Replay32]

Kenyon Martin is a know "hot head". I'm not surprised he reacted this way. Some cats are more laid back than others and willing to let things "slide". Kenyon has never seem to be that type of dude. lol

[airchibundo507]

I think that Martin should make a more feasible compromise with the kid. The kid was wrong to pull that prank, but its a common prank among people in the NBA, and I'm guessing he was just trying to fit in. But I imagine that Martin's car is very expensive and fixing the damage is cheap by NBA standards and expensive by non-NBA player standards, thus making a kid pay the full price for trying to fit in seems harsh to me. Maybe make the kid pay $500 or so, plus do something for Martin that is non-money related. Maybe, handwashing Martin's car once a month for the next couple of years or something (all depending on the price it takes to fix the car, the more money it costs Martin, the more the kid becomes his b*tch).

It's a common prank on lazy rookies, not on invaluable hot-headed veterans.

[Myth]

ESPN
Updated: April 2, 2010, 10:50 PM ET

Martin upset about popcorn prank

After a complete "de-ionizing" of his Range Rover, Kenyon Martin, anticipates that the popcorn smell is gone, but smells it again, and discovers it has not. Kenyon then tries to sell the car because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything, but the dealer claims he cannot sell such a car. When it cannot be sold, Kenyon winds up abandoning the car and its keys out on the street just to get rid of it, even going so far as to encouraging a man on the streets to steal his car, however the same man ends up being disgusted by the smell.

:lol Seinfeld

[Myth]

It's a common prank on lazy rookies, not on invaluable hot-headed veterans.

I'm not saying it was smart of the kid. I was just describing what would be adequate justice in my mind.

Btw, it happened to Shaq fairly recently, so its not just rooks (I want to say when he was in Phoenix).

[shizzouts]

Later, Martin found out Johnson, the former ball boy who is now the driver for teammate J.R. Smith, was responsible.

lmao. J.R. Smith has a driver? Too lazy to drive himself around?

[joyner82]

Popcorn was wrong to do. Styrofoam noodles, basketballs, golfballs, or something like that which couldn't have ****ed up the car would have been appropriate. However I'm sure idiot Martin would have reacted the same way even if it was something that caused no damage.

[Juges8932]

Well, my take on it:

I think the ball-boy must have felt comfortable with Kenyon and felt they had a friendly-enough of a relationship to do something like that. When I read that it was buttered, I agree, that was dumb. I don't think that regular unbuttered popcorn would be a big deal at all. Maybe it was just the fact that somebody was able to get Kenyon's keys and do that.

As for Kenyon making the kid pay. Under most circumstances I would understand, but Kenyon is rich and this was done withOUT malicious intent. He was doing a prank and was dumb. I don't have a problem with Kenyon making him pay, but if I was in that position with millions in the bank and the intentions weren't malicious, I would probably let it go.

I agree with those saying that just because they are rich doesn't mean they don't have rights to privacy or w.e.

And those who think he's lucky Kenyon didn't "break his jaw"; that's dumb. A stupid prank doesn't deserve getting drilled in the jaw.

[Myth]

And those who think he's lucky Kenyon didn't "break his jaw"; that's dumb. A stupid prank doesn't deserve getting drilled in the jaw.

Especially by a professional athlete who is likely 50-100 pounds heavier than you.

[flipogb]

tough guy act and can't take a joke, Kenyon Martin is the joke here.

dude can buy a Range Rover after every game based on what he gets paid, he should get over it

[airchibundo507]

tough guy act and can't take a joke, Kenyon Martin is the joke here.

dude can buy a Range Rover after every game based on what he gets paid, he should get over it

IMO Rich people are more sensitive about their money. They have no problem spending it on whatever they want, but giving it away for nothing pisses them off.

[DuMa]

1. Never fvck with another man's automobile.
1a. exception if you are rich and can pay the damages and possibly get a newer better car for said man.

i'd agree with Kenyon here.

[GOBB]

And those who think he's lucky Kenyon didn't "break his jaw"; that's dumb. A stupid prank doesn't deserve getting drilled in the jaw.

Hardly dumb considered the rep Kenyon Martin has. You read his quotes, he was livid for quite some time. Who is to say he wouldnt have reacted violently? Its friggin Kenyon Martin. Not exactly one who is cool tempered. Same guy who was going to fight Mark Cuban over the mom incident.

[Myth]

Hardly dumb considered the rep Kenyon Martin has. You read his quotes, he was livid for quite some time. Who is to say he wouldnt have reacted violently? Its friggin Kenyon Martin. Not exactly one who is cool tempered. Same guy who was going to fight Mark Cuban over the mom incident.

I believe he was saying it is dumb to think he 'deserves' having his jaw broken or dumb suggesting that it would be justified to break his jaw. Nobody is questioning K-Mart's insanity.

[Hawker]

I guess Kenyon Martin must've been bleeding from his ****** pretty bad that night.

[Juges8932]

Hardly dumb considered the rep Kenyon Martin has. You read his quotes, he was livid for quite some time. Who is to say he wouldnt have reacted violently? Its friggin Kenyon Martin. Not exactly one who is cool tempered. Same guy who was going to fight Mark Cuban over the mom incident.

No, I'm saying it's dumb to think that the kid deserves to have his jaw broken over that. Not dumb to assume Kenyon would do something so stupid.

[MHagen41]

i am a witness

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3084/2625266476_1368f34d9b.jpg

[D3vIrGiNiz3r]

This stuttering jackass done pranked more teams than this kid has people. Dude gets big money and can't stay healthy and he has the nerve to threaten to NOT play in the playoffs if someone don't tell him who pranked him?

"I I I wont wont wont wont play play play in in in the the the playoffs playoffs if if you you dont dont tell tell tell me me me me who who pranked pranked pranked me me me me."

**** outta here KMart.

[PistonsFan#21]

This stuttering jackass done pranked more teams than this kid has people. Dude gets big money and can't stay healthy and he has the nerve to threaten to NOT play in the playoffs if someone don't tell him who pranked him?

"I I I wont wont wont wont play play play in in in the the the playoffs playoffs if if you you dont dont tell tell tell me me me me who who pranked pranked pranked me me me me."

**** outta here KMart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jgxlPfSr-0

[Manute for Ever!]

Just because he has $ doesn't mean you can just vandalize his shit. The kid's just going to have to learn a lesson here. K-Mart should just accept it when people **** his car up? Makes no sense.

Someone with common sense. :applause:
The whole "He's rich, he can afford to fix it" attitude is bullshit, he shouldn't be punnished for being successful. If K-Mart was to **** up a ball boys car on a prank, who would you expect to pay?

[PistonsFan#21]

Someone with common sense. :applause:
The whole "He's rich, he can afford to fix it" attitude is bullshit, he shouldn't be punnished for being successful. If K-Mart was to **** up a ball boys car on a prank, who would you expect to pay?

The rich guy obviously

[ihatetimthomas]

I am all for respecting others possessions and privacy. And it really was not a smart move by the ball boy. Kenyon is entitled to his own possessions and can react however he wants to. But come on. The guy really has some issues. I can't stand people who can't take a joke. No harm was really intended. It was a dumb joke, I can attest to that. But the way he reacted is just silly to me. He can be pissed but to make those dumb threats is really ridiculous. Its not like a random stranger fcuked his car up. Obviously he knew the guy and has some sort of relationship with him. The guy needs to just chill. Life's too short to be ready to break a jaw over popcorn in your car.

[Real Men Wear Green]

I wouldn't have reacted as angrily as Martin did but I would have definitely held that kid accountable if he did that to my car. Not only is this vandalism and disrespect, but that kid needs to learn that some shit isn't acceptable. It is not ok to deface another person's property just because you think that stupid shit is "funny." "April fools, not go pay a grand to have your car cleaned." That's ridiculous. Martin didn't spend a hundred thou (or whatever) on that truck just to have some stupid kid **** with his upholstery.

[ihatetimthomas]

I wouldn't have reacted as angrily as Martin did but I would have definitely held that kid accountable if he did that to my car. Not only is this vandalism and disrespect, but that kid needs to learn that some shit isn't acceptable. It is not ok to deface another person's property just because you think that stupid shit is "funny." "April fools, not go pay a grand to have your car cleaned." That's ridiculous. Martin didn't spend a hundred thou (or whatever) on that truck just to have some stupid kid **** with his upholstery.

No one is saying its acceptable. You have to know who you are messing with if you plan on doing something like that. Its was a dumb error on his part. But overreacting the way Kmart did is just not the adult way to handle this. I honestly think Kmarts reaction is more ridiculous than the actual prank. The ball boy should definitely be held accountable, but I honestly believe that there were others in on it. Maybe JR, he is his driver anyways.

[bdreason]

I don't think vandalizing a guys car is funny at all. I've seen this prank a few times now... and it's never been funny. People don't like to have their cars fukced with.

[50inchvertical]

:oldlol: at people thinking Kenyon should just have to take it since he makes a lot of money.

Lou Amondson fills Shaq's van up with shipping peanuts, which are then easily vacuumed out in less than 9 minutes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pfcZAH6K1o&feature=player_embedded

[Kobe Jnr]

I guess K mart is a fan of Kramer....


I think this also happened to Bobby Jackson, he pranked someone and someone got him back by putting stuff on his Mercedes... i forgot who it was but Jackson was pissed off..

[50inchvertical]

Page 3. That's dog food and soy sauce. After this, the Kings reprimanded Greene and sent him down to the D League because they said he was immature, plus him and BJax couldn't be around each other any more.

Even with this though, it's on the outside. Run it through a drive through car wash, sure it's not going to be great for the paint job but it's not a multi thousand dollar replacement job either, not to mention Greene could pay for it if needbe

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[Manute for Ever!]

Kobe's car after most games:

http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Cheating-Girlfriend-1055.jpg

[OneMoreSucka]

lmao

[scott0326]

April Fools day is so retarded

[GovernmentMan]

People who said he shouldn't get upset because of this prank are retarded. who cares if he can buy another car? do you people seriously think rich people go "oh haha they ruined my $ 100,000 car but i'm a millionaire though, so no biggie"

if I smeared dog **** on your $100 sneakers, would you just laugh it off?

[D3vIrGiNiz3r]

I wouldn't have reacted as angrily as Martin did but I would have definitely held that kid accountable if he did that to my car. Not only is this vandalism and disrespect, but that kid needs to learn that some shit isn't acceptable. It is not ok to deface another person's property just because you think that stupid shit is "funny." "April fools, not go pay a grand to have your car cleaned." That's ridiculous. Martin didn't spend a hundred thou (or whatever) on that truck just to have some stupid kid **** with his upholstery.

But does that give him a right to openly threaten to not play in the post-season?

it's one thing to get mad at the kid, but to threaten to NOT DO HIS JOB if someone doesn't tell him who did it is a ***** move.

Him saying he wouldn't play in the playoffs if his teammates didn't tell him who did it is garbage.

**** KMart.

[Kingsfans818]

few questions


1) WTF does putting popcorn in a persons car have to do with April Fools? isn't April fools are lying/misleading people?

2) It would be piss ANYONE off if someone took something from your personal locker and you know it was someone you knew and they wouldn't admit it -- if you did the prank, why not just admit it?

3) Its easy to say Kenyon overreacted looking back at the situation, but I can't personally say I would handle it much better if someone went into my personal space, stole my keys, nobody was admitting to it, and filled my white interior with buttery popcorn(almost impossible to clean) on a day that has nothing to do with pulling pranks to that extent.

/end thread

[Doranku]

few questions


1) WTF does putting popcorn in a persons car have to do with April Fools? isn't April fools are lying/misleading people?

2) It would be piss ANYONE off if someone took something from your personal locker and you know it was someone you knew and they wouldn't admit it -- if you did the prank, why not just admit it?

3) Its easy to say Kenyon overreacted looking back at the situation, but I can't personally say I would handle it much better if someone went into my personal space, stole my keys, nobody was admitting to it, and filled my white interior with buttery popcorn(almost impossible to clean) on a day that has nothing to do with pulling pranks to that extent.

/end thread

That's a good point. Filling someone's car with popcorn is definitely more of a rookie hazing thing than an April Fool's thing.

[RazorBaLade]

The guy who played the 'prank' is so damn dumb. A prank is putting a water bucket above your door so it spills on you, not a rock so it hurts you. Want a good april fools joke for a player? Have the team management talk with kenyons lawyer and print out an edited version of their salary agreement, give it to him and say that there was a mistake originally and instead of 18 mil (example) it's actually 1.5 mil a year. That could be funny.

[oh the horror]

Goddamn prank? It's a Goddamn 100,000$ + car heavily equipped, and they'll have to replace the entire interior since it's white not to mention the oily butter soaks into the carpet, leather, everything. It's not like he messed with some sneakers.



No kidding. Are some of you kids fu*king stupid or something? Just because you've got money to blow, it doesnt mean you should just go out there, and blow it. Do any of you know how much replacing an entire custom interior probably costs?


But hey, hes got money, so fu*k him right?



Some of you are ridiculous. That isnt a "prank"....thats just flat out vandalism and stupid. A prank should be funny and shrugged off....Not COST YOU thousands of dollars to repair, or replace property.

[Diesel J]

Goddamn prank? It's a Goddamn 100,000$ + car heavily equipped, and they'll have to replace the entire interior since it's white not to mention the oily butter soaks into the carpet, leather, everything. It's not like he messed with some sneakers.

And while it's a common prank, it also usually ends in bad reactions like this, especially when being done to a vet. Donta Greene of the Kings had to be separated from whooping Bobby Jackson's ass when he found out BJax took his keys and did the same thing. Then he retaliated on Jackson's car and Jackson went looking for him after practice to fight. Same team did it to Jason Thompson too who took it much better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKP-ysd4VEU
Here's the Warrior's doing it to Patrick O'Bryant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv58sCIEhRQ

http://i39.tinypic.com/nb2oma.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/b4evrd.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/9tiskh.jpg

I never heard about that Bobby Jackson story:roll:

[monkeypox]

I'm suspicious of all of this. A former ball boy/driver really thinks it would be ok to break in to a players car and fill it with popcorn? I think it's more likely that J.R. Smith and maybe some guys got together to do this, and when Kenyon flipped his shit, they got the ball boy to fall on his sword. It makes way more sense for a player to do this to another player. In fact, considering how fast this was squashed, I wouldn't be surprised is JR fessed up and apologized to Kenyon or something along those lines, and they both decided to lay it on the feet of the driver so they don't end up with some kind of Arenas like hubub. It doesn't make sense that a ball boy/driver would do this and that after Kenyon went ballistic, he would suddenly calm down and things would settle down without the driver being banned from the premises.

I agree that this prank goes beyond good humor though. Damaging another persons property is not a good spirited prank no matter how rich the guy is. I could easily afford another pair of shoes, but if someone filled them with buttered popcorn, I'd probably be pretty pissed off... and I don't even wear nice shoes.

On a side note though, kind of a ***** move to threaten not to play in the playoffs. The team seems to have a legit chance this year.

[Pinkhearts]

this dude, smh

to make that kid pay for it? this happens to people all the time, why do YOU have to be a *****. youre rich as ****, get over it

You can tell that is guy is a poor man who doesn't own anything of value.

How do rich people get rich? They don't piss off money unnecessarily. When you buy a nice car, you take care of it to maintain maximum value and also to ensure it gives tip top performance for your money. You don't just throw it aside and laugh off and say you can get a new car because you're rich.

If someone fills my car with popcorn, he'd better be able to pay for it. If he can't then that's not a prank for him to be pulling. From your mindset I really hope you will never win the lottery as you are obviously the sort who will piss it all away and end up ruining your life further.

[Pharcyde]

I don't think I would want a guy on my team that would miss the playoffs because of this.

[KenneBell]

How do rich people get rich? They don't piss off money unnecessarily. When you buy a nice car, you take care of it to maintain maximum value and also to ensure it gives tip top performance for your money. You don't just throw it aside and laugh off and say you can get a new car because you're rich.
.
You'd be surprised. I know people who own exotic cars who will beat the crap out of them and then trade/sell them before the first service.

The high dollar car world is a strange place and no, their buying/operating practices do not resemble anything close to normal car buyers.

[Mr Clutch Melo]

April Fools day is so retarded

This!

And Why the f*ck would you do this to KENYON MARTIN ? :wtf:

[BRabbiT]

this joke is stale.

next, they'll have a fan take a shot from half court blindfolded & have the crowd cheer when he misses, so he thinks he made the shot. that's original.

or, no, let's have someone propose to their GF at half court...& have her reject him. that's original.

where's the big punchline is this popcorn prank? a guy sees his car fukced up, immediately knows what's going on & everyone cracks up, then he immediately sends the car to get detailed. :roll:

that shyt is dumb.




...On a side note though, kind of a ***** move to threaten not to play in the playoffs. The team seems to have a legit chance this year.

+1

[godofgods]

He's got a reason to be mad.

But, that's not the point. The point is K-Mart is a hazard to society and should've been locked in jail before he even entered the NBA.

[G-train]

Of all the players you could choose to do this to, you pick Kenyon Martin? Kenyon f@cking Martin? That's just plain stupid.

I dont agree with the prank, but Martin wouldn't do shit. Except talk.
Doosh prank on a doosh person. "y'all I aint gonna play playoffs cos of popcorn in my car". lol. Nuggets: "WE'll just suspend your 47 trillion dollar contract cry baby."

[Darius]

I'd be pretty pissed too if someone put oily popcorn all over my range rover.

If it's styrofoam or something no big deal... but getting oil stains all over my carpets and upholstery? It could ruin my car.

[joyner82]

I'd be pretty pissed too if someone put oily popcorn all over my range rover.

If it's styrofoam or something no big deal... but getting oil stains all over my carpets and upholstery? It could ruin my car.

If it truly was the ball boy/driver then I doubt he even knew that it would damage the car. He probably got the popcorn from the arena during the game and did it without thinking. However I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the players who either did it or were completely behind it and are forcing that guy to take the fall.

[GOBB]

If it truly was the ball boy/driver then I doubt he even knew that it would damage the car. He probably got the popcorn from the arena during the game and did it without thinking. However I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the players who either did it or were completely behind it and are forcing that guy to take the fall.

Could have been JR Smith. Someone with access to the lockeroom with Kmart personal belongings to grab the keys and give it to the kid. He put the popcorn in the ride no doubt. But how he got the car keys had to be a players doing. I could see Jr Smith being involved. The rest of the dudes come across pretty mature. Billups, Nene, Birdman etc

Plus it doesnt help he is a former ball boy and now Jr Smith personal driver.


Page 3. That's dog food and soy sauce. After this, the Kings reprimanded Greene and sent him down to the D League because they said he was immature, plus him and BJax couldn't be around each other any more.

Even with this though, it's on the outside. Run it through a drive through car wash, sure it's not going to be great for the paint job but it's not a multi thousand dollar replacement job either, not to mention Greene could pay for it if needbe

http://i42.tinypic.com/9tiskh.jpg

Donte Greene is a moron. Sure that can be taken to the car wash. But trying to keep your cool, act mature when you walk outside to that? Eh, good luck. Thats not even my ride and I'm shaking my head. Folks value thier rides like thier homes. I didnt hear about that story between those two. But Bjax a veteran, as a new kid on the block you cant do that to a vet. Maybe he didnt like the rookie hazing or something. Unless this was him returning the favor because Bjax did his car like that first. Then thats a different story.

[bokes15]

So because your mad about the prank you threaten to abandon your team in the playoffs? I mean it's one thing to get pissed and want to fight the person who did it, it's another to threaten to screw over the whole team for it.

[GOBB]

So because your mad about the prank you threaten to abandon your team in the playoffs? I mean it's one thing to get pissed and want to fight the person who did it, it's another to threaten to screw over the whole team for it.

He wasnt serious. Notice how you and a few others took him seriously? He wanted that same reaction from someone on the team or with the organization so they would come out and say "It was me.". Many people make a threat saying they wont do this and that with every intention on actually doing it. But its said to get the person to see how serious you are because they are taking it that way when you really arent.

I cant believe I'm defending Kmart. I cant even stand the punk. :oldlol:

[StroShow4]

I dont agree with the prank, but Martin wouldn't do shit. Except talk.

I was saying that it's obvious that Martin wouldn't take the joke well, not that Martin would actually knock the guy's teeth out.


Does Kenyon Martin seem like the type of guy that is ok with being f@cked with? His whole image is "don't f@ck with me". What I'm saying is that the guy should've known this is how he would react.

[phoenix18]

I was saying that it's obvious that Martin wouldn't take the joke well, not that Martin would actually knock the guy's teeth out.


Does Kenyon Martin seem like the type of guy that is ok with being f@cked with? His whole image is "don't f@ck with me". What I'm saying is that the guy should've known this is how he would react.

You know what, Martin is probably the second worst person to prank in the NBA.

The only person and prank that would be worse than this is to place a broken table leg in Ron Artest's locker.

[bokes15]

He wasnt serious. Notice how you and a few others took him seriously? He wanted that same reaction from someone on the team or with the organization so they would come out and say "It was me.". Many people make a threat saying they wont do this and that with every intention on actually doing it. But its said to get the person to see how serious you are because they are taking it that way when you really arent.

I cant believe I'm defending Kmart. I cant even stand the punk. :oldlol:
That's something a teacher would do to you in middle school. "whoever pulled this prank needs to admit it or i'm punishing all of you by doing X__________." A grown man trying to use that same concept as scare tactics is kind of ridiculous IMO.

[GOBB]

That's something a teacher would do to you in middle school. "whoever pulled this prank needs to admit it or i'm punishing all of you by doing X__________." A grown man trying to use that same concept as scare tactics is kind of ridiculous IMO.

Its Kenyon Martin for the 354th time. :oldlol: You surprised?


You know what, Martin is probably the second worst person to prank in the NBA.

The only person and prank that would be worse than this is to place a broken table leg in Ron Artest's locker.

I dont know where Kmart ranks on the dont prank list but Artest is #1 for me. Rasheed is another dude I'd be hesistant to prank.

[HeyMarkus]

its a ****ing range rover anyways. terrible cars. only women should be driving these. id buy one for my wife if i had the money.

[GOBB]

its a ****ing range rover anyways. terrible cars. only women should be driving these. id buy one for my wife if i had the money.

Range Rovers are women cars now? News to me.

[HeyMarkus]

Range Rovers are women cars now? News to me.

they always have been.

the only reason guys drive them is because ******* like them (Dave Chappelle?). they're terrible cars.

[GOBB]

they always have been.

the only reason guys drive them is because ******* like them (Dave Chappelle?). they're terrible cars.

No they havent. Not sure where you're from. Must be a place where F-150 are the choice of ride.

[HeyMarkus]

No they havent. Not sure where you're from. Must be a place where F-150 are the choice of ride.

...... YES they have. Im from Cleveland Ohio.. all I know is cars. Im actually the type who likes flashy cars.. big bodies, big engines and big rims.. 96 Impala SS one of my favorites.

Range Rovers are terrible cars. Epecially under the hood.

But then again this is insideHOOPS.. so I dont expect you to know what you're talking about.

[50inchvertical]

Could have been JR Smith. Someone with access to the lockeroom with Kmart personal belongings to grab the keys and give it to the kid. He put the popcorn in the ride no doubt. But how he got the car keys had to be a players doing. I could see Jr Smith being involved. The rest of the dudes come across pretty mature. Billups, Nene, Birdman etc

Plus it doesnt help he is a former ball boy and now Jr Smith personal driver.



Donte Greene is a moron. Sure that can be taken to the car wash. But trying to keep your cool, act mature when you walk outside to that? Eh, good luck. Thats not even my ride and I'm shaking my head. Folks value thier rides like thier homes. I didnt hear about that story between those two. But Bjax a veteran, as a new kid on the block you cant do that to a vet. Maybe he didnt like the rookie hazing or something. Unless this was him returning the favor because Bjax did his car like that first. Then thats a different story.
It was because BJax started it by ****ing with his car first. And it's always some dumb rookie hazing shit like, "he stopped bringing donuts." Also, add Stephen Jackson and Jerry Stackhouse to the don't prank list.

[Mr Clutch Melo]

People i would not prank with...

Artest
Kenyon
Stephen Jackson
Ben Wallace

[zORi]

People i would not prank with...

Artest
Kenyon
Stephen Jackson
Ben Wallace

Ron Artest might take it in stride and laugh it off.

Or he might punch you in your throat, kinda hard to tell with him.

[GOBB]

...... YES they have. Im from Cleveland Ohio.. all I know is cars. Im actually the type who likes flashy cars.. big bodies, big engines and big rims.. 96 Impala SS one of my favorites.

Range Rovers are terrible cars. Epecially under the hood.

But then again this is insideHOOPS.. so I dont expect you to know what you're talking about.

Who gives a f*ck about under the hood? No one is arguing if they are good cars or not. The argument is when did Range Rovers become a females car. You claimed they always been. I said no they havent. If they are in your neck of the woods? Kudos. America is a big place. I've never heard anyone say Ranger Rover = womans car until now. So you can pop the hood and break down the engine, the makeup of the car til your lil heart is content. Has zero to do with what is being discussed here. We're talkin about how males only drive Range Rovers because females like them. What does that have to do with the Range Rover being a females car? Beyond me. :rolleyes:


It was because BJax started it by ****ing with his car first. And it's always some dumb rookie hazing shit like, "he stopped bringing donuts." Also, add Stephen Jackson and Jerry Stackhouse to the don't prank list.

Ok now thats a bit different. I thought Donte was just acting a fool. Bjax broke his balls or made him do something as apart of rookie hazing. Donte responds that way. Didnt know Bjax started the pop open car deal first. I was about to say. Takes some balls from a rookie.

[scott0326]

Ron Artest might take it in stride and laugh it off.

Or he might punch you in your throat, kinda hard to tell with him.
Yeah, Artest seems like sometimes he'd be able to take the joke and sometimes he'd just want to kill you. :lol

Anyway, not a Basketball player but id definitely never do a prank like that to Milton Bradley.

[1~Gibson~1]

i never really found these types of jokes funny and thought they were too "over-the-top"

someone shouldve came out a long time ago

[OneMoreSucka]

Yeah, Artest seems like sometimes he'd be able to take the joke and sometimes he'd just want to kill you. :lol

Anyway, not a Basketball player but id definitely never do a prank like that to Milton Bradley.
Gary Sheffield would be a :no:

[Dasher]

Only J.R Smith would be dumb enough to mess with Kenyon, who was understandably upset. His privacy was severely compromised, and the ease with which that was done is of great concern. Someone with evil intent could have gravely harmed him. I would have probably just started cracking heads with my unstoppable Judo Chop. I am not a prankable person. Pranks are the lowest form of comedy. They require little wit.

[phoenix18]

Gary Sheffield would be a :no:
Especially with his freakishly quick wrists.:lol

[airchibundo507]

Only J.R Smith would be dumb enough to mess with Kenyon, who was understandably upset. His privacy was severely compromised, and the ease with which that was done is of great concern. Someone with evil intent could have gravely harmed him. I would have probably just started cracking heads with my unstoppable Judo Chop. I am not a prankable person. Pranks are the lowest form of comedy. They require little wit.

What?

[Hawker]

http://www.wods.dk/RangeRover/hi/conversion/1990-Stretch03-400.jpg

Range Rover '90 Stretch

[Dasher]

What?JR Smith's driver was easily able to bypass security. Which should not be tolerated. Only Nuggets staff should have access to the security codes, there are too many nutjob sportsfans out to take a breach of security like this in stride. What if a loon would have been waiting for Kenyon in his car?

[Number2]

I'm not very sympathetic. Remember when KMart was openly mocking Alonzo Mourning for all his health problems? Like, to his face insulting him? And this to a guy that personally flew to Haiti after the earthquake to serve food and help suffering people. Where was KMart? And now Martin is flipping out because someone put popcorn in his car. Not just flipping out, but threatening the team and, specifically, the team's postseason run. Just another case of a loud asshole who is listened to because he's loud. Anyone who lives in the real world experiences this phenomena on a daily basis.

[airchibundo507]

I'm not very sympathetic. Remember when KMart was openly mocking Alonzo Mourning for all his health problems? Like, to his face insulting him? And this to a guy that personally flew to Haiti after the earthquake to serve food and help suffering people. Where was KMart? And now Martin is flipping out because someone put popcorn in his car. Not just flipping out, but threatening the team and, specifically, the team's postseason run. Just another case of a loud asshole who is listened to because he's loud. Anyone who lives in the real world experiences this phenomena on a daily basis.

Still playing in the NBA.

What do health problems have to do with charity? :confusedshrug:

[Number2]

Still playing in the NBA.

What do health problems have to do with charity? :confusedshrug:

It has to do with the quality of human being... He was insulting a good man for no good reason. Remember when KMart flipped out because Cuban talked trash with his mom? The guy is a child. He wants to be able to say what he wants and do what he wants but still be treated with kid gloves.

[zORi]

Yeah, Artest seems like sometimes he'd be able to take the joke and sometimes he'd just want to kill you. :lol

Anyway, not a Basketball player but id definitely never do a prank like that to Milton Bradley.

LOL, no arguments here!!:lol

[GOBB]

It has to do with the quality of human being... He was insulting a good man for no good reason. Remember when KMart flipped out because Cuban talked trash with his mom? The guy is a child. He wants to be able to say what he wants and do what he wants but still be treated with kid gloves.

No one would allow Mark Cuban to talk trash to thier mom. No one. And if by chance you are that one person who would? Shame on you. Terrible example on your part.

[airchibundo507]

It has to do with the quality of human being... He was insulting a good man for no good reason. Remember when KMart flipped out because Cuban talked trash with his mom? The guy is a child. He wants to be able to say what he wants and do what he wants but still be treated with kid gloves.

Just because Zo is a "good man" now doesn't mean he was one a decade ago.

Cuban talked trash about K's mom? Then he had every right to flip out.

[zORi]

Just because Zo is a "good man" now doesn't mean he was one a decade ago.

Cuban talked trash about K's mom? Then he had every right to flip out.

Oh yeah, it got really nasty between those two.

[Number2]

No one would allow Mark Cuban to talk trash to thier mom. No one. And if by chance you are that one person who would? Shame on you. Terrible example on your part.

My mom can take care of herself. Unless someone is openly threatening or belittling my mom, of course I'll let her handle it. Furthermore, if she started it, who am I to get in the way? Let's say she's standing there shouting insults at someone. Should I get angry if they shout insults back? (I expect this is how it went.) If I have any kind of dignity, I become embarrassed and ask her to calm down. What I *don't* do is threaten violence, which seems to be KMart's go-to move.

And this doesn't change the fact that KMart was a bigger asshole and, when confronted about it by Mourning, threatened to beat his ass. And they were *teammates*.

[Showtime]

Why does having money make it ok for somebody to *** with your sh!t? I never understood this.

[50inchvertical]

It has to do with the quality of human being... He was insulting a good man for no good reason. Remember when KMart flipped out because Cuban talked trash with his mom? The guy is a child. He wants to be able to say what he wants and do what he wants but still be treated with kid gloves.
The video is, or used to be, on Youtube. Zo was talking shit to him and Richard Jefferson after beating them in a windsprint then made some comment about how he doesn't think they're very tough for missing games with injuries. Then Kenyon said something like, "ow my kidneys" back to him. It's not like Kenyon just decided to show up one day and roast on Zo.

[Number2]

The video is, or used to be, on Youtube. Zo was talking shit to him and Richard Jefferson after beating them in a windsprint then made some comment about how he doesn't think they're very tough for missing games with injuries. Then Kenyon said something like, "ow my kidneys" back to him. It's not like Kenyon just decided to show up one day and roast on Zo.

If that's true, it does change matters. Re: the prank, I think it was a pretty stupid move on the part of the ballboy. No defending that. If prank's aren't inventive, breaking the fourth wall material, they're generally useless.

[w00terz]

Summary of this thread:

"OMG GETTING MAD OVER POPCORN, HE'S SUCH A THUG!"

"POPCORN, HOW BAD COULD THAT BE!?"

"THIS KILLS WHAT LITTLE CHEMISTRY DENVER HAD LEFT. EXPECT THEM TO MISS THE POST SEASON BECAUSE OF THIS."

"JR SMITH HAD TO HAVE BEEN BEHIND EVERYTHING. I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO SAY HE ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE PRANK AND EVEN TOOK PART IN IT. HE'S AN IDIOT, IT WAS HIM. I SAW HIM DO IT."

"LOL, KOBE WOULD NEVER GET MAD AT THIS. KOBE IS THE BEST."

"LEBRON WOULD NEVER MAKE THE GUY PAY FOR THE DAMAGES. SMH @ THIS KENYON THUG."

"I LOVE KOBE'S WELL DEFINED ABS, I WISH HE WOULD MAKE LOVE TO ME."

[HeyMarkus]

Summary of this thread:

"OMG GETTING MAD OVER POPCORN, HE'S SUCH A THUG!"

"POPCORN, HOW BAD COULD THAT BE!?"

"THIS KILLS WHAT LITTLE CHEMISTRY DENVER HAD LEFT. EXPECT THEM TO MISS THE POST SEASON BECAUSE OF THIS."

"JR SMITH HAD TO HAVE BEEN BEHIND EVERYTHING. I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO SAY HE ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE PRANK AND EVEN TOOK PART IN IT. HE'S AN IDIOT, IT WAS HIM. I SAW HIM DO IT."

"LOL, KOBE WOULD NEVER GET MAD AT THIS. KOBE IS THE BEST."

"LEBRON WOULD NEVER MAKE THE GUY PAY FOR THE DAMAGES. SMH @ THIS KENYON THUG."

"I LOVE KOBE'S WELL DEFINED ABS, I WISH HE WOULD MAKE LOVE TO ME."


Nothing told you.. damn, maybe I shouldnt make this post?

[Hawker]

Why does having money make it ok for somebody to *** with your sh!t? I never understood this.

Apply this to the government taking your money through taxes as well.

[HeyMarkus]

Apply this to the government taking your money through taxes as well.

People with more money should be taxed more.

So. Yeah

[Myth]

Summary of this thread:

"OMG GETTING MAD OVER POPCORN, HE'S SUCH A THUG!"

"POPCORN, HOW BAD COULD THAT BE!?"

"THIS KILLS WHAT LITTLE CHEMISTRY DENVER HAD LEFT. EXPECT THEM TO MISS THE POST SEASON BECAUSE OF THIS."

"JR SMITH HAD TO HAVE BEEN BEHIND EVERYTHING. I WOULD GO AS FAR AS TO SAY HE ORCHESTRATED THE ENTIRE PRANK AND EVEN TOOK PART IN IT. HE'S AN IDIOT, IT WAS HIM. I SAW HIM DO IT."

"LOL, KOBE WOULD NEVER GET MAD AT THIS. KOBE IS THE BEST."

"LEBRON WOULD NEVER MAKE THE GUY PAY FOR THE DAMAGES. SMH @ THIS KENYON THUG."

"I LOVE KOBE'S WELL DEFINED ABS, I WISH HE WOULD MAKE LOVE TO ME."


You should just summarize every thread that gets to 5 pages, and every 5 pages. It would make skimming threads way faster.

Oh, and in your next summary for this thread, don't forget to mention your summary and this random picture I found on Google:

http://reclinerbooks.com/images/random_affirmation.jpg

[Hawker]

People with more money should be taxed more.

So. Yeah

Not anymore than it is now. Should be a lot less like 0-10%. Government funds too much bullshit.

[vert48]

People with more money should be taxed more.

So. YeahThe US tax code is setup so that we are taxed progressively. Which means that people with higher incomes are taxed at a higher rate.

[nbastatus]

I'd be really pissed, but man Keyon Martin took it to the max. :oldlol:

[Myth]

I'd be really pissed, but man Keyon Martin took it to the max. :oldlol:

Yeah, and threatening people is not the best way to get somebody to admit it was them. I know if K-Mart said "Admit it if it was you and I will put my ****ing hands on you!" I would not admit it. :lol

[airchibundo507]

Yeah, and threatening people is not the best way to get somebody to admit it was them. I know if K-Mart said "Admit it if it was you and I will put my ****ing hands on you!" I would not admit it. :lol

LOL.

K is hobbled right now, so I'd tell him that it was me from a distance and then sprint out of the room.

[Blue&Orange]

I guess Kenyon Martin must've been bleeding from his ****** pretty bad that night.
lol

Tim Thomas said it before, Kmart = Fugazzi

[w00terz]

lol

Tim Thomas said it before, Kmart = Fugazzi

Yep, just go ask Corey Maggette.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP55UjQl7eA @ 2:42