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Chachi-in-Charge
11-08-2006, 04:52 AM
I posted this in Cool's thread but that place is deader than dead so I thought I dropped some bombs here on all you ISH heads:

Check one Check two,

My name's Chachi in the place to be
I got skills and I kills the sucka MCs
Don't ever ever ever fock with me
step to the Chach and get h-u-r-t

I'll beat down a poster and sometimes just for fun
I took GoBB with a metaphor and Sizzle with a Pun
I b*tch slapped Ced, the b*tch from down un
Now I got little GeeWiz cryin on the run

Chachi is in charge, no doubt about that
I drop dope rhymes like Kwajo dropped fat
I beat KBlaze with a baseball bat
I sprayed Hateraid with some rat a tat tat

So many punks on one message board
I made Adamcz deaf with a B-flat chord
I pwned Thorpe so bad, he thought I was the Lord
Yall tryin to get laid, but Chach already scored

I poked Stefan-TMac in his One Good Eye
I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'
AKADS got mad drunk, and I got mad high
Then I dropped so many bombs XxNeXuSxX had to cry

My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip
I'll argue with SaKf and tear him a new strip
Y'all pass gas, when Chachi lets it rip
y'all catch a buzz while Chachi likes to trip

Im not an Emo puss-E like the boy Timmeh
Im not a freakin bender like the dad that's gay
I'll shag your long flies like Willy 'say hey'
I'll shag your girlie too cuz the Chach dont play

Im shocking the world, and have mad suitors
I leave people lookin dumb, like H&O at hooters
I push Harleys while y'all rock scooters
two in the pink and one in the cooter

hotsizzle
11-08-2006, 05:19 AM
whats your original ish name?

bigboi_baller
11-08-2006, 10:59 AM
decent stuff

Darsh
11-08-2006, 11:07 AM
haha.

i was expecting the biggest piece of amateur ****. And thats exactly what it was. BUT it was still funny. It had its moments.

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-08-2006, 11:10 AM
haha. :roll:

Darsh
11-08-2006, 11:15 AM
Heres where i actually laughed out loud:


Check one Check two


I took GoBB with a metaphor and Sizzle with a Pun


I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'


My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip


two in the pink and one in the cooter

:roll:

saKf
11-08-2006, 12:48 PM
I'll argue with SaKf and tear him a new strip
*sharpens knife*

The mariodeathgrip line is the funniest one.

WADE MONEY
11-08-2006, 01:38 PM
I've got a knife and the knife is sharp.

saKf
11-08-2006, 02:04 PM
I've got a knife and the knife is sharp.
Ha! Memories.

In related news, your chances of creating a classic topic drop by about 93% when you put the word "classic" in the title.

i seen hippos
11-08-2006, 02:14 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=58y9LZnsNI8

JtotheIzzo
11-08-2006, 02:34 PM
In related news, your chances of creating a classic topic drop by about 93% when you put the word "classic" in the title.

Classic

XxNeXuSxX
11-08-2006, 03:10 PM
I poked Stefan-TMac in his One Good Eye
I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'
AKADS got mad drunk, and I got mad high
Then I dropped so many bombs XxNeXuSxX had to cry
r

:roll: I don't follow but I laughed anyway. :applause:

A Roc 23
11-08-2006, 03:18 PM
My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip

Amazing.

That is actually funny and well written. :applause:

B-Low
11-08-2006, 03:52 PM
Chachi is in charge, no doubt about that
I drop dope rhymes like Kwajo dropped fat
I beat KBlaze with a baseball bat
I sprayed Hateraid with some rat a tat tat

:roll:

hateraid
11-08-2006, 04:09 PM
:roll: Why do you want to spray me with rat a tat a tat? I like you

Timmeh
11-08-2006, 04:15 PM
In related news, your chances of creating a classic topic drop by about 93% when you put the word "classic" in the title. Beat me to it. Stuff like that from people just irks me.

*Can't believe I just said "irks".*

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:37 AM
Beat me to it. Stuff like that from people just irks me.

*Can't believe I just said "irks".*

Timmeh's got mad irks
Timmeh's got mad quirks
Chachi likes **** that perk
and chicken Jamaican jerk

word

Chach is so dope that y'all might choke

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:38 AM
you cant say t-i-t-s?

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:39 AM
:roll: Why do you want to spray me with rat a tat a tat? I like you

its because Hateraid kinda rhymed with srpayed. No disrespect hateraid, you're like the mayor around here, I amnt into assasinations.

Word

statman32
11-09-2006, 03:41 AM
Timmeh's got mad irks
Timmeh's got mad quirks
Chachi likes **** that perk
and chicken Jamaican jerk


did you just say you like d.i.c.k that perk...pretty gay rhyme

sydneyking
11-09-2006, 03:44 AM
What was your old name?

Regardless that was cool, particularly this:


I leave people lookin dumb, like H&O at hooters

:roll:

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:44 AM
did you just say you like d.i.c.k that perk...pretty gay rhyme

I said t-i-t-s

Chachi is gay (but in a 1920s style):roll:
ie happy

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:45 AM
What was your old name?

Regardless that was cool, particularly this:

:roll:

People try to diss you Sydney King...fu-ck em man they just jealous.

Off The Glass
11-09-2006, 03:47 AM
sucked in for getting banned ced. racist bastard

Off The Glass
11-09-2006, 03:47 AM
your chachi account is lame ced. as are you.

Santa
11-09-2006, 03:49 AM
http://i14.tinypic.com/2ahba4i.jpg

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:50 AM
your chachi account is lame ced. as are you.

although Ced is cool and a photoshop master, I am not him.

and speaking of lame, your seizure inducing avatar licks balls.

jrt1584
11-09-2006, 03:51 AM
I think u may need a new name Chachmeister... I dont know. Especially if all your replies are gonna include rhymes and stuff too. Chachi-in-Charge just doesn't scream hip hop when u say it. Maybe it's just me...:confusedshrug:

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:53 AM
I think u may need a new name Chachmeister... I dont know. Especially if all your replies are gonna include rhymes and stuff too. Chachi-in-Charge just doesn't scream hip hop when u say it. Maybe it's just me...:confusedshrug:
I'll take criticism from jrt1584 cuz he is all street and he don't play when poster talk all rough and they aint backin it up.

If Chachi was around today he'd be all street...word

Tying a bandana around one's thigh was a dope move backin the day.

Fonzi - Snoop
Chachi - Lil Bow Wow

jrt1584
11-09-2006, 03:54 AM
although Ced is cool and a photoshop master, I am not him.

Hmmmm, thats right... Ced did say a few weeks back that he was gonna create some sort of "alter ego" but only when the time was right. I believe he said that on Cool's thread somewhere...

jrt1584
11-09-2006, 03:56 AM
I'll take criticism from jrt1584 cuz he is all street and he don't play when poster talk all rough and they aint backin it up.

If Chachi was around today he'd be all street...word

Tying a bandana around one's thigh was a dope move backin the day.

Fonzi - Snoop
Chachi - Lil Bow Wow

:wtf:

Chachi- Lil Kim

buzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Off The Glass
11-09-2006, 04:01 AM
Hmmmm, thats right... Ced did say a few weeks back that he was gonna create some sort of "alter ego" but only when the time was right. I believe he said that on Cool's thread somewhere...
yeah ced is the ultimate lame-o.

current accounts that match his IP address are:

- Senor Cedric
- ElPigto
- Chachi-in-Charge
- Santa

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 04:56 AM
yeah ced is the ultimate lame-o.

current accounts that match his IP address are:

- Senor Cedric
- ElPigto
- Chachi-in-Charge
- Santa

like you know lol

Kazhakstan Hobby
11-09-2006, 07:47 AM
This my neighbor, Chachi-in-Charge. He is pain in my

hateraid
11-09-2006, 09:44 AM
[QUOTE=Kazhakstan Hobby]This my neighbor, Chachi-in-Charge. He is pain in my

Hawker
11-09-2006, 10:04 AM
yo cha
ur ryhmes are so raw
they so bad they should be against the law

when i was down with ur ma
she is was so damn jawed
she ripped me apart with ur own damn claws

so cha please dont run
or else this ISH message board wont be as fun.

uhhhh nanana.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 12:04 PM
He's funny shyt though.

Chee-atch, spit some shyt about Ridonks, Bradmiller, AAP, Jtothe, RBP, Bb, and some other boys. end it with some shyt about how "mayor" hateraid lost the election. Your rhyming is ill sonn.

Check one, check two,
Can I get a stand?
Imma need a mic stand for this one son, here we go...

Guess whose back on the mutherfu-ckin board
choking b*tches out with his fat mic chord
Chachi in Charge, reignin like it poured
Throwin spitballs like Perry, Gaylord

Just like Johnny Bravo, rocks the Zaza Pachulia
Chach is in the house, he's back and he's schoolin ya
Try to pwn the Chach, ya know he'll be blood poolin ya
JordanPippenRodman clockin 40Gs? who ya foolin brah?

Don't step to the Chach, cuz you know he don't play
I beat punks down more than Reppy jerks off to Amine
If you don't like Rezznor's avatar, you must be gay
If you diss the Chach, you're a hater like AKA

Droppin rhymes like typos from the man Younggrease
Drop an 'Audi' on Chach and I'll throw back 'peace'
On ISH as much as SaKf, ya know I'll never cease
Yall rep jeans but Chach rocks the khakis with the crease

Pimpin, pimpin, that's my game
Chach is in the house and he's never lame
Picture perfect, go fetch a frame
ISH first ballot, hall of fame

bigboi_baller
11-09-2006, 12:14 PM
We should release a best of ISH rap CD. Nice stuff chachi

Hawker, you just proved that white boys don't know how to rhyme (when I read that to myself it sounded like eminem was saying it because that lines in one of his songs).

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 12:18 PM
yeah ced is the ultimate lame-o.



Ced's dead baybee!

btw, I definitely ain't Ced

Hawker
11-09-2006, 12:28 PM
Hawker, you just proved that white boys don't know how to rhyme (when I read that to myself it sounded like eminem was saying it because that lines in one of his songs).

good. I try my best.

Bourne
11-09-2006, 12:39 PM
Ced you really are one f

saKf
11-09-2006, 01:19 PM
[QUOTE=Bourne]Ced you really are one [B]f

browntown
11-09-2006, 01:29 PM
l;ol That was sweet, had some good moments.

saKf
11-09-2006, 01:43 PM
On ISH as much as SaKf, ya know I'll never cease
Let's not get carried away, Chach.

Jerm
11-09-2006, 02:14 PM
This guy has some good rhymes and some funny ones.:roll:

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:03 PM
chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachinator
NO one else is greater
Knoe Itawl is a Kobe hater
but 24 aint good like the number 8'r

chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachalistic
pwnin' y'all with some dope statistics
NowitzkiMFFL41's viewpoint is never realistic
Fatboy11 likes his pancakes made from Bisquick

chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachinista
postin 10 times fasters with Wndows Vista
I rank number one in Glove_20's top ten lista
I did your Moms and I banged yo sista

Chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachilony
VCDrivesaPorschetoWork's ride is a Hyundai Pony
Darsh is an Aussie but his accent's phony
here she comes now sayin mony mony
(hey MF'er get laid get f*cked)

saKf
11-09-2006, 03:06 PM
chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachinista
postin 10 times fasters with Wndows Vista
I rank number one in Glove_20's top ten lista
I did your Moms and I banged yo sista
Ha!

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:15 PM
track 1

Check one Check two,

My name's Chachi in the place to be
I got skills and I kills the sucka MCs
Don't ever ever ever fock with me
step to the Chach and get h-u-r-t

I'll beat down a poster and sometimes just for fun
I took GoBB with a metaphor and Sizzle with a Pun
I b*tch slapped Ced, the b*tch from down un
Now I got little GeeWiz cryin on the run

Chachi is in charge, no doubt about that
I drop dope rhymes like Kwajo dropped fat
I beat KBlaze with a baseball bat
I sprayed Hateraid with some rat a tat tat

So many punks on one message board
I made Adamcz deaf with a B-flat chord
I pwned Thorpe so bad, he thought I was the Lord
Yall tryin to get laid, but Chach already scored

I poked Stefan-TMac in his One Good Eye
I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'
AKADS got mad drunk, and I got mad high
Then I dropped so many bombs XxNeXuSxX had to cry

My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip
I'll argue with SaKf and tear him a new strip
Y'all pass gas, when Chachi lets it rip
y'all catch a buzz while Chachi likes to trip

Im not an Emo puss-E like the boy Timmeh
Im not a freakin bender like the dad that's gay
I'll shag your long flies like Willy 'say hey'
I'll shag your girlie too cuz the Chach dont play

Im shocking the world, and have mad suitors
I leave people lookin dumb, like H&O at hooters
I push Harleys while y'all rock scooters
two in the pink and one in the cooter


track 2

Check one, check two,
Can I get a stand?
Imma need a mic stand for this one son, here we go...

Guess whose back on the mutherfu-ckin board
choking b*tches out with his fat mic chord
Chachi in Charge, reignin like it poured
Throwin spitballs like Perry, Gaylord

Just like Johnny Bravo, rocks the Zaza Pachulia
Chach is in the house, he's back and he's schoolin ya
Try to pwn the Chach, ya know he'll be blood poolin ya
JordanPippenRodman clockin 40Gs? who ya foolin brah?

Don't step to the Chach, cuz you know he don't play
I beat punks down more than Reppy jerks off to Amine
If you don't like Rezznor's avatar, you must be gay
If you diss the Chach, you're a hater like AKA

Droppin rhymes like typos from the man Younggrease
Drop an 'Audi' on Chach and I'll throw back 'peace'
On ISH as much as SaKf, ya know I'll never cease
Yall rep jeans but Chach rocks the khakis with the crease

Pimpin, pimpin, that's my game
Chach is in the house and he's never lame
Picture perfect, go fetch a frame
ISH first ballot, hall of fame


club track

chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachinator
NO one else is greater
Knoe Itawl is a Kobe hater
but 24 aint good like the number 8'r

chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachalistic
pwnin' y'all with some dope statistics
NowitzkiMFFL41's viewpoint is never realistic
Fatboy11 likes his pancakes made from Bisquick

chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachinista
postin 10 times fasters with Wndows Vista
I rank number one in Glove_20's top ten lista
I did your Moms and I banged yo sista

Chach ch ch ch chach ch ch ch Chachilony
VCDrivesaPorschetoWork's ride is a Hyundai Pony
Darsh is an Aussie but his accent's phony
here she comes now sayin mony mony
(hey MF'er get laid get f*cked)


Special Bonus Track

Off the Glass yo
yuze a punk ho
yo sh*t be weak bro
its best you lay low

knows what I say yo
you lil punk ho
your knowledge is void bro
call me Ced, you sunk low

You too Mr Bourne man
identity supremacy fan
Ced aint my identity damn!
but I am the supremacy plan

Bourne
11-09-2006, 03:18 PM
With the umlaut in there, it's actually pronounced "fyooked."

My new laptop does this thing where if I press for quotation marks, I have to press space or else the next letter, if a vowel, will have weird stuff.

What is this then? --> f

Bourne
11-09-2006, 03:30 PM
track 1

Special Bonus Track

Off the Glass yo
yuze a punk ho
yo sh*t be weak bro
its best you lay low

knows what I say yo
you lil punk ho
your knowledge is void bro
call me Ced, you sunk low

You too Mr Bourne man
identity supremacy fan
Ced aint my identity damn!
but I am the supremacy plan

You rhyme like Jay-z. :ohwell: Predominantly 3 letters words.


Ced draws multiple frowns from ISH members' faces
when he makes multiple accounts for the attention he crazes
we know you make different accounts, you've pulled this sh

i seen hippos
11-09-2006, 03:37 PM
this thread ranks #112 on ISH's all-time random name everyone on ISH threads.

it was well done, but no laughs....you must make laughs.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:44 PM
this thread ranks #112 on ISH's all-time random name everyone on ISH threads.

it was well done, but no laughs....you must make laughs.

I laughed a few times
I dropped some dope rhymes
you've got beef like a rib prime
let me help you out with this dropped dime:

Lighten up yo, you always angry round here

wang4three
11-09-2006, 03:44 PM
random.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:46 PM
[QUOTE=Bourne]You rhyme like Jay-z. :ohwell: Predominantly 3 letters words.


Ced draws multiple frowns from ISH members' faces
when he makes multiple accounts for the attention he crazes
we know you make different accounts, you've pulled this sh

i seen hippos
11-09-2006, 03:47 PM
i was always under the impression that i'm never angry on here.....you see how the internet can make people misinterpret things?

the web is dangerous like that.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-09-2006, 03:49 PM
i was always under the impression that i'm never angry on here.....you see how the internet can make people misinterpret things?

the web is dangerous like that.

Chachi's an artist baybee
a sensitive Brotha down with the laydees
roll through town in his fly ass Mersaydees
Perhaps I misread some stuff perhaps maybee

i seen hippos
11-09-2006, 03:52 PM
you misread the part where you wasted my time.

saKf
11-09-2006, 04:24 PM
[QUOTE=Bourne]My new laptop does this thing where if I press for quotation marks, I have to press space or else the next letter, if a vowel, will have weird stuff.

What is this then? --> f

saKf
11-09-2006, 04:26 PM
lol @ "Mersaydees."

Mercedes.

Skywalker
11-09-2006, 04:56 PM
When I read chachi's rhymes, I picture Dizzee Rascal sayin them.

geeWiz15
11-09-2006, 05:49 PM
hilarious. :roll:

verses fit this one Run DMC beat that I can't get out of my head.

bigboi_baller
11-09-2006, 06:19 PM
hilarious. :roll:

verses fit this one Run DMC beat that I can't get out of my head.
geewiz never struck me as someone who would liston to rap

Chachi, who's that in your avatar? Looks like a brown guy, like a bollywood actor. You gotta give a shout out in your rhymes to ISH's best brown guy, me.

Kobe24
11-09-2006, 06:38 PM
Man, that was dope. Props.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-10-2006, 12:50 AM
My Avatar is Scott Baio (formerly Chachi from Happy Days) in a promtional picture from his third sitcom Charles in Charge. He ain't brown I don't think, he's one of them olive complexion havin mutherfu-ckas.

Chachi wants to say word up to all my supporters out there

Peace

Yo, keep checkin your local record store because we in the studio and the album is gonna drop real soon

word

Chach up in the house like dem Dems

TMacsOneGoodEye
11-10-2006, 01:15 AM
haha did santa clause pop in and call someone naughty on page 2? :roll: wtf?

And someone do an IP check on Chachi. Dudes hilarious, I know he was nothing but a chump on his old name. Lets get this settled.

final.wrath
11-10-2006, 01:56 AM
With the umlaut in there, it's actually pronounced "fyooked."

no. an umlaut makes a sound unpronouncable in english. round your lips into an "o" and say "eeeeee" and thats what an ulaut sounds like sorta.

saKf
11-10-2006, 02:47 PM
no. an umlaut makes a sound unpronouncable in english. round your lips into an "o" and say "eeeeee" and thats what an ulaut sounds like sorta.
Depends on the language. Having taken four years of German, I know a little bit about it. It's entirely possible that I was taught wrong, though.

hateraid
11-10-2006, 03:09 PM
haha did santa clause pop in and call someone naughty on page 2? :roll: wtf?

And someone do an IP check on Chachi. Dudes hilarious, I know he was nothing but a chump on his old name. Lets get this settled.


:roll: Then he got banned. How can you ban Santa?

Chachi-in-Charge
11-10-2006, 03:54 PM
Chachi got Santa banned one day
Booted like a drunk Bracer from the bar of gay
Christmas morning all the kids had nothing to play
Chachi's in the house all the b*cthes screamed 'yay!'

Chachi chachi, what else can he do?
got some supplements from Hateraid and dunked on you
got your girlie in the back, swallowin goo
Chachi chachi, you know how he do

Chachizzle, Chachizzle, back up in the hizzle
bought a fake Kobe jersey, sold it to Hot Sizzle
Moved into Oaktown like the boy B Dizzle
Moves a key a day, for shizzle my nizzles

Chachi in charge and livin large
gettin all the girlies like he's El DeBarge
Latino Lovers Club Senoritas and Simpson, Marge
He is to the ladies what boat is to barge

Chachi in charge, too sweet to be sour
Girlies on his d*ck like Jerm needs a shower
He is to all what J Scrub is to scour
Hit the wet spot after he rolled her in some flour

Chachi once pwned the kid Kwaj-O
Then put a hurt on the hater Hipp-O
Next in line Jto-izz-O
There was no one left to give the Chach a go

Chachi in Charge is livin proof
Knows more about sex than Dr. Ruth
In the OT Forum he likes to goof
He and AKADS drank the hundred proof

Word!

Peace out to the entire ISH nation

Free Santa, this aint Hooville B*tches!

bigboi_baller
11-10-2006, 06:50 PM
gets better every time

Chachi-in-Charge
11-12-2006, 03:07 AM
gets better every time

Word up Big Boi, I like what you and A. Benjamin are doin down there in Hotlanta too

Fist to face
11-12-2006, 03:18 AM
Free Santa, this aint Hooville B*tches!

Word to your mother ni**a

AKADS
11-12-2006, 03:26 AM
I want to know who this it. It someone who has been around for a while.

Someone find out who this is.

AKADS
11-12-2006, 03:26 AM
In the OT Forum he likes to goof
He and AKADS drank the hundred proof

:cheers: :rockon: :rockon: :cheers:

BradMiller52
11-12-2006, 03:30 AM
Chachizzle, Chachizzle, back up in the hizzle
bought a fake Kobe jersey, sold it to Hot Sizzle
Moved into Oaktown like the boy B Dizzle
Moves a key a day, for shizzle my nizzles


:roll: :applause: 0 Much better than Pleeze Believe's crap

final.wrath
11-12-2006, 03:37 AM
Depends on the language. Having taken four years of German, I know a little bit about it. It's entirely possible that I was taught wrong, though.

i was talking about german. i lived there for a few months with a family and i'll be studying there all next year. but yeah the umlaut means the german usage. the other one i know of is spanish has another name it makes a "w" sound after a consantant.

Se
11-12-2006, 03:39 AM
It's Kwajo. He hasn't logged in for ages, and Chachi always asks me to PM him, a Kwaj trick for revealing his identity.

Revealing the hidden:
-Chachi = Kwajo
-Off the Glass = HALLandOATES
-Santa = me

final.wrath
11-12-2006, 04:04 AM
chach came, he conquered, and he destroyed
so "i seen hippos" gettin a little annoyed
like christmas morning he just got toyed
...his negetivity: i try to avoid

now switch up the vowels like kwoja
spittin lyrics behind the molars
my limits is solar, i thought i told ya
wake up smell the folgiers

mystery's on our hands similar to Kenny Rogers
chachi's droppin rhymes like 3's from Raja
questions like on Maury "who is the fatha"

whats the indentity of this masked man?
hidden behind an avatar of a guy kinna tan
i dont know... but it really doesnt matter to me
just keep droppin those rhymes you dont even need a beat

peace

Chachi-in-Charge
11-12-2006, 06:13 AM
[QUOTE=Se

PleezeBelieve
11-12-2006, 06:38 AM
*ATTENTION * *ATTENTION *

There is a thread-jacker in the building. Now tell me what you go do about it....



......no doubt this thread's been already seen/
I mean, it looks as if someone's studied my scheme/
While this guy bring's jokes...I mean what I mean/
I'm the best that's ever been seen and nothing else can come in-between me and my GMC team/
You only get a hand from me when you hearing the clap of the desert eeease/
No front, pistol-grip pumps ready for all chumps who want to stunt/
Now what?/
Say my name and watch me divide you like my dividends/
All I need is One Mic for you men that stay challengin the throne that I'm sittin in/
And I can do this again...and again...and again/
No matter friend or foe/
Just say so and and I can give you the flow that produces "The Chronicles"/
To run loops around you is nothing but a practice obstacle/
Here's 10 bars and now you through/
Yep, the spit is ample/
I'm carrying concealed...call it my deadly handle/
If you think you puttin heat on wax...watch me blow you out like a cake full of candles...

Chachi-in-Charge
11-12-2006, 06:44 AM
alright alright,

the Chachi loves the hip hop and y'all are ballers, but Chach cant take your demo tape you have to go through my production company

Dopetown management

or my label

Chachi bones Joanie records

peas (and carrots)

word

Se
11-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Chachi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PleezeBelieve

hateraid
11-12-2006, 10:42 PM
alright alright,

the Chachi loves the hip hop and y'all are ballers, but Chach cant take your demo tape you have to go through my production company

Dopetown management

or my label

Chachi bones Joanie records

peas (and carrots)

word

Very clever. :roll:

Chachi-in-Charge
11-13-2006, 05:58 AM
Once again Im back in the place to be
the one and only, the boy Chachi
Got a better record deal than Adamcz
Smoke more dank than the dee oh double gee

Chachi's the boss man like the Sherriff from Cobb
Teach facts about Philly to Rasheed and GOBB
ALL the fly honeys up on my knob
Up in Kwajo's crib like 50 in 'How to Rob'

Reppin ISH like Skywalker does Marquette
F*ck Wesley Snipes its on Chachi's red you bet
Kobe24 don't recognize it yet
last year for Kobe was as good as it get

But Chachi loves the Mamba he aint tryin to hate
Just like TheBynumProject is no longer on the wait
Chachi and the girlies all hook up to fornicate
just tryin to keep it real, like Shogon on his date:

*imitating Shogon's voice
"You baybee its your man 'Sho-gone'
I might a virgin, but I got it goin on
Triple threat baller like the King LeBron
Open up dem legs, I've waited far too long."

Up in ISH Im the king of post
Dissin Jason's kid like Guy Torry at a roast
flaming so hard you thought I burnt some toast
You might know a lot but the Chach just knows most

Real, for real, I'm way too real
The opposite of Hawkfan and Ced's potential deals
Took in the lottery and still a steal
Ate a Kumquat, stole the Loot, then I had a meal

hotsizzle
11-13-2006, 06:10 AM
Chachi got Santa banned one day
Booted like a drunk Bracer from the bar of gay
Christmas morning all the kids had nothing to play
Chachi's in the house all the b*cthes screamed 'yay!'

Chachi chachi, what else can he do?
got some supplements from Hateraid and dunked on you
got your girlie in the back, swallowin goo
Chachi chachi, you know how he do

Chachizzle, Chachizzle, back up in the hizzle
bought a fake Kobe jersey, sold it to Hot Sizzle
Moved into Oaktown like the boy B Dizzle
Moves a key a day, for shizzle my nizzles

Chachi in charge and livin large
gettin all the girlies like he's El DeBarge
Latino Lovers Club Senoritas and Simpson, Marge
He is to the ladies what boat is to barge

Chachi in charge, too sweet to be sour
Girlies on his d*ck like Jerm needs a shower
He is to all what J Scrub is to scour
Hit the wet spot after he rolled her in some flour

Chachi once pwned the kid Kwaj-O
Then put a hurt on the hater Hipp-O
Next in line Jto-izz-O
There was no one left to give the Chach a go

Chachi in Charge is livin proof
Knows more about sex than Dr. Ruth
In the OT Forum he likes to goof
He and AKADS drank the hundred proof

Word!

Peace out to the entire ISH nation

Free Santa, this aint Hooville B*tches!

:roll: :roll:

Chachi, you're my hero

Chachi-in-Charge
11-13-2006, 09:27 AM
:roll: :roll:

Chachi, you're my hero

fo shizzle sizzle

Nowitzki41MFFL
11-13-2006, 09:43 AM
:banana:

browntown
11-13-2006, 10:02 AM
fewf havn't been a target yet.

RidonKs
11-13-2006, 11:49 AM
Chachi in charge, too sweet to be sour
Girlies on his d*ck like Jerm needs a shower

:roll: Gold! :roll:

mariodeathgrip
11-13-2006, 02:10 PM
This is some sorry ass sh*t!!!!!!!!!!! What the F*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jk!!! lol Ya some great stuff had me :roll: :roll: :roll: so hard I :cry: can't wait to read more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown:

:cheers: :applause:

RainierBeachPoet
11-13-2006, 08:22 PM
i just saw this thread now! :applause: :applause: :applause:

look at all the hidden poets around here!!:pimp:

it brought a tear to my eyes to know that you all are massaging words:rockon:

rainier beach is everywhere:D


i might add a rhyme later gents...

Chachi-in-Charge
11-14-2006, 02:59 AM
Yo yo yo,

Got a lot of positivity on the feedback tip for the posse.

Word

If you want in, you can't call me Kwajo
(I aint him, for real doe)
I wanna to see you drop a few bars ya know
(test to see who's got flow)
for those of you who want exclusivity, NO!
(that's not how the Chachi rolls yo)

I didn't put this in a new thread
cuz I wanted it to be found by the true heads
so drop some rhymes like a baker bakes bread
and get the Chach man noddin his head

that's all it takes
plus a little shake and bake
for your location retake
and your five mics posse stake

LakersDynasty
11-14-2006, 03:34 AM
Watch out Chachi, you got some competition coming your way, the one and only "King Cool" :applause:

Here comes King Cool,
Ready to school,

I make all the haters drool,
Like a bunch of damn fools,

If you like my funny,
Then I am like pure money,

If you gonna hate,
Don

hotsizzle
11-14-2006, 04:01 AM
yo chachi
I aint your biatchi
but im hear to put ya on point
that im up fo dis joint

ladiez cant get enuf of dis cuz im sizzln hot
unlike shaquille with the foul shot
and no worries i dont get caught
Kobe Bryant, i am not

what you see is what you get
and you should know that i wont fret
aint no one i sweat
and aint nothin i regret

yea so what, i think im hard
i get em in threes like seattle's ra-shard
oh my bad, glove must have heard me,
he'll be in here now on his usual spree

and about that cool kid, i aint a fan
his thread blows and deserves a ban

so chachi, what does your "highness" say
dont be like homeboy jeff and give me an answa b4 may

Se
11-14-2006, 04:05 AM
*imitating Shogon's voice
"You baybee its your man 'Sho-gone'
I might a virgin, but I got it goin on
Triple threat baller like the King LeBron
Open up dem legs, I've waited far too long."

That's magical, it brought a tear to my eye. :roll:

Chachi-in-Charge
11-14-2006, 04:11 AM
[QUOTE=LakersDynasty]Watch out Chachi, you got some competition coming your way, the one and only "King Cool" :applause:

Here comes King Cool,
Ready to school,

I make all the haters drool,
Like a bunch of damn fools,

If you like my funny,
Then I am like pure money,

If you gonna hate,
Don

Cool
11-14-2006, 04:11 AM
[QUOTE=LakersDynasty]Watch out Chachi, you got some competition coming your way, the one and only "King Cool" :applause:

Here comes King Cool,
Ready to school,

I make all the haters drool,
Like a bunch of damn fools,

If you like my funny,
Then I am like pure money,

If you gonna hate,
Don

Se
11-14-2006, 04:12 AM
I never read Cool's thread

Chachi, nobody has anything on you. Your raps are sa-weet.

PM me, I love you.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-14-2006, 04:14 AM
yo chachi
I aint your biatchi
but im hear to put ya on point
that im up fo dis joint

ladiez cant get enuf of dis cuz im sizzln hot
unlike shaquille with the foul shot
and no worries i dont get caught
Kobe Bryant, i am not

what you see is what you get
and you should know that i wont fret
aint no one i sweat
and aint nothin i regret

yea so what, i think im hard
i get em in threes like seattle's ra-shard
oh my bad, glove must have heard me,
he'll be in here now on his usual spree

and about that cool kid, i aint a fan
his thread blows and deserves a ban

so chachi, what does your "highness" say
dont be like homeboy jeff and give me an answa b4 may

you gots mad flow son
so butter i'll call you mar-ge-run
I'll be Picard and you'll be Number One
I nodded my head so hard I need some ass-puh-run

for shizzle Sizzle

Chachi-in-Charge
11-14-2006, 04:15 AM
I never read Cool's thread


wasn't tryin to diss, just a fact

Cool
11-14-2006, 04:16 AM
yo chachi
I aint your biatchi
but im hear to put ya on point
that im up fo dis joint

ladiez cant get enuf of dis cuz im sizzln hot
unlike shaquille with the foul shot
and no worries i dont get caught
Kobe Bryant, i am not

what you see is what you get
and you should know that i wont fret
aint no one i sweat
and aint nothin i regret

yea so what, i think im hard
i get em in threes like seattle's ra-shard
oh my bad, glove must have heard me,
he'll be in here now on his usual spree

and about that cool kid, i aint a fan
his thread blows and deserves a ban

so chachi, what does your "highness" say
dont be like homeboy jeff and give me an answa b4 may

Just cause one thread were I was having fun and not saying anything about anyone. I should get ban. But everywhere else everybody pretty much likes my posting. If you were just doing that to ryhme no harm done, but if you were serious I am cool with that to. I respect you as a poster and I hope one day you will respect me. I am not trying to start anything. Just thought I should throw that in there.

Cool
11-14-2006, 04:19 AM
wasn't tryin to diss, just a fact

We cool. But if you do want to see the thread it is in the off court lounge and the name of it is "funny". I ended it so I dont do jokes or stories anymore. But if you just want to go ahead and check it out be my guest.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-14-2006, 04:22 AM
We cool. But if you do want to see the thread it is in the off court lounge and the name of it is "funny". I ended it so I dont do jokes or stories anymore. But if you just want to go ahead and check it out be my guest.

I'll do that, but never retire Son. haters gonna hate. When Chach was a young man I used to go to battle night and I used to throw up Mom's spaghetti in the bathroom and then I went on stage and froze up, until one day this I had mad beef with all these hardheads, my moms was bangin this dude I went to High School with, my b*tch started bangin my friend, it was make or break time, so i went on the stage and pwned everyone, now they love me and I am a native son.

Cool
11-14-2006, 04:24 AM
I'll do that, but never retire Son. haters gonna hate. When Chach was a young man I used to go to battle night and I used to throw up Mom's spaghetti in the bathroom and then I went on stage and froze up, until one day this I had mad beef with all these hardheads, my moms was bangin this dude I went to High School with, my b*tch started bangin my friend, it was make or break time, so i went on the stage and pwned everyone, now they love me and I am a native son.

Thanks man that was some good advice. And congrats on being a legend where you live. Your a real cool guy.

PleezeBelieve
11-14-2006, 07:14 AM
....Yep, there is no testing me, Doll/
I'm a Survior, just call me Destiny's Child/
Yes, I'm blessing you now/
The sh*it I'm speaking never been fair, so I must be foul/
So buck luck, I blast on n*gga's cause I'm f*cking nuts/
Treat you clucks like duck....rather aim for the head than bust the guts/
Yeah, I know I'm a bit much/
But if I say it's a wrap, I mean exactly that/
This is not a diss, but Chachi...you hear that hiss?/
That's yo death KISS, cause with the gats I rarely miss/
I swear I'm another Canibus, but my green is obsene, so I only f*cks with the canibis/
So check it/
Chachi...I like yo work ethic/
But this strong-armed method is what's accepted/
When the tec spit, I break blocks up like Tetris/
You looking at one rich Vet, kid/
Even when I'm shirtless..I'm vested/
You want more info, yeah I know,
I got the whole world waiting on my next breath to keep'em abreasted/
I'm so sick, I not only touch Benjamin's...I molest'em/
Now "As The World Turns", I wil remain the best cause I'm "Young and Restless".....

Se
11-14-2006, 05:27 PM
My rap got deleted.......... :wtf:

There should be pms sent for the deletion of some things on this board.

OSA is a tool.

final.wrath
11-14-2006, 07:35 PM
nastly as darth vader
come watch me slash with my verbal light saber
step incorrect and you're gunna meet your maker
like the gingerbread man sayin hi to the baker

just tryin to blow minds
as I press enter drop a line
my flow is sharp and refined
this is how I do it all the time

never ever catch me fakin'
everbody rap about guns they never fired and money they ain't makin
i could be mistakin'

but...

i heard rap used to stand for rythm and poetry
not rocks and popo's... see
theres more to the flo than these

can we return to dope beats beats and lyrical feats?
everybody talkin about what they wear on their feets
the chain on their neck and what they push on the streets

not me.

i just run with the 5 mics crew
i come kick it with them and come kick it with you
drop some flos off the dome and see what it comes to

peace.

PleezeBelieve
11-14-2006, 10:48 PM
.....Look, is that yet another simple subliminal/
N*gga, you talkng peace but stepped with the wrong pivot, yo/
Homie probably grew up with a sliver spoon and matching bowl/
N*gga I'm from a hood where they not only got State but Curb Patrol/
Where reaching the age of 24 is considered old/
You looking at a n*gga with a lost soul, who's one strike away being a federal criminal/
So, pardon if I oppose the views you hold/
If you chose to rap in abstract...that's yo yap, jack/
But I'd rather go pro-black when I'm backpacking a midnight-blue gat/
Cause no matter if you friend or enemy...to reach the age of 30 is considered a fantasy-hood MVP/
So if you want to enny me....just remember I tend to do you so I can remain him/
Cause when you gettin sung yo funeral hymns/
Your family wants to know when and who slaughtered their next of next kin....but I'm on the islands, close to the Virgins/
Then longer do they know me as I, but only him who got away with it again........

final.wrath
11-15-2006, 02:50 AM
...look is that another unoriginal
nah look im just kidding yo
but on the real tho

i dont care if you move more cane than an old home evacuation
just tryin to bring my own sensation
that everybody can feel
whether they work at walmart or roll on 24 inch wheels

but this aint beef with my ISH samaritan
nah in this situation im vegetarian
cause whether spittin "abstract" -
or about the urban struggle that your burried in
we both the same

just wanna spit fire
channel that which us inspire
nothing more i desire
than dope rhymes and good times
spent reading along the lines

and yeah maybe to you I ate from the silver plate
but that dont mean we didnt share the same fate
of havin the gift of gab

cause from ethopia to the suburbs
anybody can be hit with the fever of words
and thats a fitting end for my little rap blurb

5 mics up

AKADS
11-15-2006, 02:58 AM
Chachi rhymes are funny cause there about the posters, Everyone else is just a internet geek who thinks there a gangster.

Se
11-15-2006, 03:07 AM
Chachi rhymes are funny cause there about the posters, Everyone else is just a internet geek who thinks there a gangster.

:applause:

Ced;s Chachi identity post. Vote on the poster you think is Chachi, I've wittled it down to these two:

reppy

JtotheIzzo

Vote away

JtotheIzzo
11-15-2006, 03:09 AM
I can guarantee you its not me.

Se
11-15-2006, 03:11 AM
I can guarantee you its not me.

reppy it is.

That was easy.

Next persona.... borat

Chachi-in-Charge
11-15-2006, 10:06 AM
Once again Im back in the place to be
The one and only, the boy Chachi
Reppin ISH like Miles Berg reps Terry G
Ced you too thick boy, you'll never catch me

People all bent out of shape about who's the Chach
In the big apple I'm more famous than the mayor Ed Koch
I once pwned Get Buckets, his face, my crotch
Drunk with power like AKADS with a bottle of scotch

Why is everybody treatin Chach all funny
acting all animated like the avatar from Wade Money
my sh*t's got so much flow, it might be runny
leave me with yo b*tch and im all up in that honey

Cedric my boy, youze a real entertainer
Never in the movies cuz you post like vanilla only plainer
your slueth action is almost as wack, as your P Miller trainers
Napolian Dynamite lookin b*tch, hit the gym and the weight gainer

Chach is a mystery and that's the way it should be
Im not the boy Izzo or the left winger Reppy
Put on your glasses cuz you cant see me
Stuck around way longer than onepostwilly

So grab your d*ck if you love hip hop
reply to my thread if you love kid Chach
Back in the day GeeWiz's rep was on top
Rock the flyest gear that yall wanna cop

Chachi, Chachi he's a mystery
Goin down as a legend in ISH history
Like Kwajo and GoBB and the kid Blazey
So Ced never ever ever ever step to me
Chachi is in Charge and that's the way it should be

Word

Love the ISH, and I love all them other rhymes up in here too, but this aint all hip hop dot com so take heed to AKADS and keep the rhymes about the ISH fam, then that sh*t will be so hot, Damn!

You know Chachi loves you

HALLandOATES
11-15-2006, 12:35 PM
lame lyrics, praising kwajo and ced every other line, its ced, lame.

Chachi-in-Charge
11-16-2006, 02:40 AM
lame lyrics, praising kwajo and ced every other line, its ced, lame.

I aint Ced, Hall and Oates yous a lil b*tch
H&O got ripped off and decided to snitch
Cuz he couldn't handle his own and curb his itch
Another crew sold yo sh*t and now they rich

Dont step to the Chach lil boy.

Those were the las four bars the Chach will ever drop, my thread is no longer hot (that's cool, it had a good run; now its time for it to set like the sun; chachi goin out number one; just like the GMen's number 21).

Chachi loved his time at the ISH, but the future is now so I gots to vacate.

Peace, pot, and microdot
Chachi out the door on top

hateraid
11-16-2006, 02:56 AM
:applause: I was thoroughly entertained. Nice to bow out when your shyt's still fresh. Peace Chachi.

SsKSpurs21
11-16-2006, 03:04 AM
[QUOTE=Se

hateraid
11-16-2006, 03:10 AM
i had a feeling it was GOBB. he has intimate knowledge on all posters and in some of his rhymes he used the term "brah" spelled only the way GOBB spells it. he referenced some other GOBB tradmarked words.


Sorry, I think that's way off. GoBB is not that corny ( No offense Chach, you're corny in a good way) and would be a little harsher towards some of the posters mentioned in Chach's rhymes.

LakersDynasty
11-16-2006, 03:11 AM
I think it's Ced.

SsKSpurs21
11-16-2006, 03:13 AM
Sorry, I think that's way off. GoBB is not that corny ( No offense Chach, you're corny in a good way) and would be a little harsher towards some of the posters mentioned in Chach's rhymes.

yea i wasnt 100% sure, it was just a thought and a suggestion on who it could be.

Fist to face
11-16-2006, 03:17 AM
It's not me, I wish it was me.

It annoys me that I can't work out who it is.

I'm really thinking it's Jerm or Second Fiddle

mariodeathgrip
11-16-2006, 03:46 PM
I thought it was Eminem!!! jk lol but who could it be?!!!

The Mystery question of the week?


:hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead:
:pimp: :cry: :roll: :applause: :applause:

hateraid
11-16-2006, 03:49 PM
Why is everybody so bent out of shape on who he is? Let the boy be, he's just having fun. You'd think that basketball would be the predominant point of discussion on here.

saKf
11-16-2006, 04:06 PM
Hateraid askin' "what the dill?"
everyone leave Chach alone and chill
if you don't saKf will kill
posters one by one until

you suckas start talking basketball
this rhyme isn't wack at all
i m teh rapperz! wtf
all this speculation sucks :pimp:

Se
11-16-2006, 04:25 PM
:applause: for sakf



sakf may be fly but he don't know what I mean,
Chachi's identity is what we need.
Ced takes the blame for most of da personas,
It gets me down, so I drink 18 Coronas.

Chachi may be crankin', Chaci may be dope,
But he needs to reveal if he wants a hope
Chachi is da new kid on da block,
Even outlasted Santa- da fat old bloke.

Just tell us who you are, and we will leave you alone
Christ ma' n*gga throw me a bone.
Yo' lyrics are da bomb, rhymes all gone number 1,
So tell me who you are so I can crank out da bong! :pimp:

saKf
11-16-2006, 04:57 PM
Ced claims I don't know what he mean
I'ma chomp his balls like garbonzo beans
saKf gets more hoes than Charlie Sheen
while Ced watches hoops and drools over Mike Breen.

Se
11-16-2006, 05:07 PM
sakf wants to keep it on topic,
but I caught him with Cool f*ckin' some hot pockets
Knives may not be whack, and neither are you,
So let's find out who's Chach, and smoke a hoot. :pimp:

saKf
11-16-2006, 05:14 PM
I don't eat Hot Pockets, but Cool's avatar is cool
you recognize that knives aren't wack, you must not be a fool
enough ISH phagg battles, you've got a point, Ced
now let's all listen to what he ...told us to do.

...which is to find out the Chach.

Se
11-16-2006, 05:20 PM
Nice move sakf, not eating hot pockets,
they make you poo in your pants, and give you fart rockets.
Now we're a team we gotta do the biz,
We gotta find out who the Chach is.

Word, whaddup, yeah yeah, ahuh, yeah yeah, Snopp, Doctor, hoes gangsta-ass b!tches.

Don't tell me to stop rapping cause my ass is white,
You now I got ma' sh*t going, ma' sh*t is tight
Slappin' hoes with sakf and drinkin' with AKADS,
If I could find out Chach, I'd punch my own nads.

saKf
11-16-2006, 05:34 PM
Who is tha Chach? Who is tha Chach?
Let Ced and saKf know or I'll knife ya crotch!
Ced stompin' on ya crew like he's playin' hopscotch,
WHO IS THE MOTHER@#$%ING CHACH, B-YOTCH?

Se
11-16-2006, 06:01 PM
The Chach is gone, he's gone for good,
Now it's sakf and Ced in yo' neighbourhood.
We bringing A game, and we bring the hoes,
Knockin' down walls and stealin' yo' Iverson clothes.

I've tried my hardest to find out the Chachi,
I've been tryin' so hard, I even asked Fonzie.
He couldn't even give a straight answer to me,
I told him, "You keep bangin' hoes, it'll burn when you pee."

So I tried my best to find Chachi,
I was stuck in a rut, so I asked Potsy.
Old Potsy could sing, but he didn't say sh*t,
sakf says to Potsy, "Yo' Potsy, sit on it."

Then he draws the knife from under his vest,
Stabs old Potsy square in the chest.
There's nothin' like the shake and bake all up in ISH,
All you n*ggis need to now, sakf and Ced are the real deal b*tch!

saKf
11-16-2006, 06:03 PM
:pimp:

Se
11-16-2006, 06:06 PM
1st paragrah, 4th line, is edited to "stealin' yo' Iverson clothes"

I thought that was pretty gangsta, and I have already paid my respects in that other thread I think. So don't be all up on me and sh*t, let a n*gga be, let a n*gga be.

Chachi-in-Charge
08-23-2010, 12:30 PM
no one reps the ISH like the Chach man.

keep it eazy, breezy and sleezy and keep er here for the new Chachi jam, comin to the OTC soon.

OTC ya!

InspiredLebowski
08-23-2010, 12:32 PM
See, if Jeff deletes a bunch of old threads, y'know, because that's apparently the only way to get a legit search function, we don't get bumps like this.

hateraid
08-23-2010, 12:34 PM
no one reps the ISH like the Chach man.

keep it eazy, breezy and sleezy and keep er here for the new Chachi jam, comin to the OTC soon.

OTC ya!


Fluffy Bird!

Man, I stuck up hard for you here. Bring that beat back homie!

Im so nba'd out
08-09-2014, 02:26 PM
Vintage Ish