Any of you guys ever hooked up with a Fat Girl?

[Doomsday Dallas]

Just wondering...

Seems like all the b*tches on-line are really fat... So I got to thinking... Could I do that?

Seems like it could be fun for a night or two, but nothing to ever get serious with.

[Fallguy20]

Big girls need lovin' too. If more guys understood that then it would be as worth it as it is right now because the fat girls enthusiasm would go way down... right now is the time my select friends here at ish!

[DatDudeD]

yeah man i have, i am not gonna lie the best head i ever got in my life was from a big girl. I have seen some nice looking big girls in my town. I dont have any problem with some big girl love.

[YAWN]

i have i think... but i might have a different definition of fat than some other posters. for example i think mariah is fat... and she was almost that size. good stuff.

[DatDudeD]

i have i think... but i might have a different definition of fat than some other posters. for example i think mariah is fat... and she was almost that size. good stuff.

DAMN man that is a stretch.. i think she went through a little phase where she put on a couple pounds but she is FAT in all the right places.

[BlazersDozen]

Not a fat girl but a baby fat girl. The ones with the little pouch belly, stretch marks on the ass but still look skinny with clothes on...

[YAWN]

DAMN man that is a stretch.. i think she went through a little phase where she put on a couple pounds but she is FAT in all the right places.
yeah i mean i know shes not giant, this is the mariah i had in mind.

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/10/05/mariah_carey_fat_pictures_7ss.jpg

[~primetime~]

I think anything over 150 lbs is off limits for me...at any height

any bigger than that and you are getting into shit that isn't very lady like...lol

5'6"...like 125...nice little body...that is about perfect for me...

[ZeN]

what havent I hooked up with?

Thats the question.. :ohwell:

[Doomsday Dallas]

I think anything over 150 lbs is off limits for me...at any height

any bigger than that and you are getting into shit that isn't very lady like...lol

5'6"...like 125...nice little body...that is about perfect for me...


http://msmills.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/monifc1.jpg

So let's say she weighs about 180...

would ya?

[oh the horror]

mariah to me, would classify as "thick" in that picture...


Fat to me is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6I27LgG9bck/SYU_Y8N6zwI/AAAAAAAAHh0/kxmVUDuWIE4/s400/t9v6zq.jpg

[oh the horror]

http://msmills.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/monifc1.jpg

So let's say she weighs about 180...

would ya?



You figure shes about 160ish there? Absolutely. She has a pretty face, which makes it a hell of a lot easier.

[ZeN]

mariah to me, would classify as "thick" in that picture...


Fat to me is...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6I27LgG9bck/SYU_Y8N6zwI/AAAAAAAAHh0/kxmVUDuWIE4/s400/t9v6zq.jpg
obese.. and I hope this is not what were talking about.. or im out of the discussion..

[~primetime~]

180?...f*ck no


and now that I do a little research even 125 might be just a lttle big...

I was thinking that prime Carmen Electra kinda has the ideal body...

and here are her measurments:


Name : Carmen Electra

Real Name : Tara Leigh Patrick

Date of Birth : 20 April 1972

Place of Birth : Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Sign : Aries

Height : 5'4''

Body Measurement : B88cm W59cm H89cm (36-23-35)

Weight : 110 lbs

Ethnicity : Cherokee, Irish and German decent

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/23-End%20of%20Month/carmen-electra1-ego.jpg


^^^ that is pretty much ideal for what I would want...

[YAWN]

mariah to me, would classify as "thick" in that picture...


Fat to me is...


it would take a whole lot of cash to get near a female that big.

[Doomsday Dallas]

obese.. and I hope this is not what were talking about.. or im out of the discussion..


Yea... we aren't talking about obese.

We are talking about fat girls that still have a pretty face.

[oh the horror]

http://www.sexyfatgirls.net/Images/2010/chubby-workout.jpg

[Go Getter]

I've had big girls give me top a few times and in college I had a partner that was overweight.

I had my reservations but she was persistant and she had really nice breasts so I did it.

MAN!!! She was flexible and could contort her body all kinds of ways and she practiced keggel exercises.:bowdown:

One night she asked me if I loved her and I think I laughed or did something really a-hole ish so we never talked again.

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://www.sexyfatgirls.net/Images/2010/chubby-workout.jpg

Right there... that is the perfect example.


I don't see a problem with that... well in terms of a relationship I wouldn't go out with her... but I'd have no problem hittin that more than once.

[ZeN]

http://www.sexyfatgirls.net/Images/2010/chubby-workout.jpg


My Eyes!!!!



http://www.cinema.ucla.edu/festival/fp09/prespicts/shock.GIF

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8430/2252774755cfba86f613.jpg


why not?

[ZeN]

http://img165.imageshack.us/i/2252774755cfba86f613.jpg/

lost in translation

[oh the horror]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8430/2252774755cfba86f613.jpg


why not?


For sure. Super pretty face.

[CeoTypeDoe619]

http://www.sexyfatgirls.net/Images/2010/chubby-workout.jpg
No can Do. If your fat you have to at least have a cute face to make up for it. Head game and thats it.


http://msmills.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/monifc1.jpg

So let's say she weighs about 180...

would ya?

Yes. Cute face nice smooth skin.\\\



http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8430/2252774755cfba86f613.jpg


why not?

Misleading pic. Have to see better face shot. Definitely not to big. One thing with Fat girls. CANT BE SEEN IN PUBLIC PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P-6P1FDQe3M/SZOONjxucVI/AAAAAAAABZg/yMd1GEXIyrE/s400/jessica-simpson-fat-chili.jpg

[DatDudeD]

For sure. Super pretty face.
i would knock the bottom out of that , i dont think there is anything wrong with a women with a little weight on her.

[plowking]

Damn, this might be shallow, but looks/weight mean a bit to me when going in a relationship.
I don't think I'd ever date/sleep with a girl over 150lbs.

[plowking]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_P-6P1FDQe3M/SZOONjxucVI/AAAAAAAABZg/yMd1GEXIyrE/s400/jessica-simpson-fat-chili.jpg

That on the other hand I would tap. Something about Jessica Simpson does it for me.

[Doomsday Dallas]

i would knock the bottom out of that , i dont think there is anything wrong with a women with a little weight on her.


Not only that... But the women that have a little weight on them tend to be the coolest b*tches on the planet... They are super-friendly.

We all know how the super-model b*tches tend to act.

[Go Getter]

My wife is 125-128 and has a pretty petite frame but when it comes down to just sleeping with a woman for one night all that really matters to me is cleanliness, wetness, and tightness....and if she can do keggels that's a definite plus!

[Doomsday Dallas]

There is actually a fictional NBA movie about this subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPfMJi98gd8
Just Wright trailer

[DatDudeD]

My wife is 125-128 and has a pretty petite frame but when it comes down to just sleeping with a woman for one night all that really matters to me is cleanliness, wetness, and tightness....and if she can do keggels that's a definite plus!

That sounds about right, clean, wet and tight. I think people tend to have these notions that because she is big that she doesnt have a P***y. the big girl who gave me head blew my damn socks off........gave me the spaghetti legs. I got up lookin like Floyd in the 2nd round.

[Go Getter]

That sounds about right, clean, wet and tight. I think people tend to have these notions that because she is big that she doesnt have a P***y. the big girl who gave me head blew my damn socks off........gave me the spaghetti legs


I was playing wingman for my friend one night and he stuck me with a certified bowser.

We were in her living room and he and his chick were in the bedroom making all kinds of 'provactive noises.'

She could tell I wasn't interested I was sitting on a different couch than her and she just out of the blue says "I don't like sex I just like giving fellatio."

Now what kind of man turns that down?

[Horde of Temujin]

never actively pursued them, but the opportunity presented itself a couple of times.

[phoenix18]

:roll: @ prime for saying 150 is his limit at ANY height. WTF is that? Do you check before having sex? I really want to know. Like, what if she was 151? That would be off limits?

[ZeN]

:roll: @ prime for saying 150 is his limit at ANY height. WTF is that? Do you check before having sex? I really want to know. Like, what if she was 151? That would be off limits?


Also.. by that definition he would be okay with a 4 foot woman that weighs 150.. thats very much overweight..

[plowking]

:roll: @ prime for saying 150 is his limit at ANY height. WTF is that? Do you check before having sex? I really want to know. Like, what if she was 151? That would be off limits?

You size them up.
Basically any girl who's fat, I don't want apart of. I'm all for friends, though sleeping/dating, no. Yes, I'm shallow, so the f*ck what? So is most of society.

[phoenix18]

You size them up.
Basically any girl who's fat, I don't want apart of. I'm all for friends, though sleeping/dating, no. Yes, I'm shallow, so the f*ck what? So is most of society.
At any height?:oldlol:

You dont get it do you?

Also, one thing can lead to another...

[plowking]

At any height?:oldlol:

You dont get it do you?

Also, one thing can lead to another...

Well I ain't going to be dating any 6'4 girls, so at 5'10 they shouldn't be more than 150.

[dnyk1337]

only if she possesses three things...

hygiene
attractiveness
discreetness

[ZeN]

only if she possesses three things...

hygiene
attractiveness
discreetness


I love it.. :oldlol:

[phoenix18]

I was playing wingman for my friend one night and he stuck me with a certified bowser.

We were in her living room and he and his chick were in the bedroom making all kinds of 'provactive noises.'

She could tell I wasn't interested I was sitting on a different couch than her and she just out of the blue says "I don't like sex I just like giving fellatio."

Now what kind of man turns that down?
:roll:

This is too much. I need more go getter posts in my life.:bowdown:

Threads like these make ISH so much better.

http://www.smashking.com/pic/bowser-big.png

[miller-time]

you should do it at least once, you won't regret it. i'd say more than once incase the first one actually is bad in bed.

i also think it is an age thing, as i've gotten older my standards have.. not lowered but at least broadend. i used to think perfect 10 or at least a 9 was all that would cut it.

just don't pick one up if you are out and drunk. because those are the fat ones you will regret.

[Younggrease]

Damn, this might be shallow, but looks/weight mean a bit to me when going in a relationship.
I don't think I'd ever date/sleep with a girl over 150lbs.

You dont date tall girls? A girl that is 5"11 150 is gonna be really really skinny.





here is a sight of people at different heights and weights

http://www.cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.shtml

[phoenix18]

You dont date tall girls? A girl that is 5"11 150 is gonna be really really skinny.
:confusedshrug: I dont get it either.

I dont see how you you would have a numerical limit on weight anyways, if she looks good, that is all that matters.

[rufuspaul]

just don't pick one up if you are out and drunk. because those are the fat ones you will regret.

Sage advice. The beer goggles take away at least 20 lbs.

[Juges8932]

Yeah, one, unintentionally. It was last summer. I hadn't seen her in 2 years, since high school. She was good looking then (7/10), but nothing special. But we were talking and blah blah, she said she would come over and we could ****. It was like 2 in the morning and she was out at a party about 45 minutes to 1 hour away. She had been telling me lately how she'd been going to the gym and shit when we were talking and she got D implants, so I was thinking, ok, she's going to be coming in at an 8/10. Boy, was I ****ing wrong. She comes over, I get in her car, and it's dark, so I can't really see her figure, but I immediately look for the twins. They were there, perky and nice. We start making out and then I'm like woah when I start feeling her up because there's some protruding, that shouldn't be (Could have been worse I guess), but it was her fat ass stomach. I was disgusted, but I figured if I just focused on her tits, I'd be good to go because she was good at making out. I just wanted to **** her and GTFO. She was wanting some special treatment, talking about going inside and needing a bed and shit. I was at my dad's house because it was summer, and his room is directly under mine and he had work in the morning, so I was like, that's not going to work. So we start walking down to the beach instead and then I'm like, I don't want to get sand everywhere and shit, so why don't we **** in my truck? I'd done it before and it's very do-able. So she says yes. We go, we ****. She left pleased, I went to sleep. Sorry for the extended story.

[dnyk1337]

Yeah, one, unintentionally. It was last summer. I hadn't seen her in 2 years, since high school. She was good looking then (7/10), but nothing special. But we were talking and blah blah, she said she would come over and we could ****. It was like 2 in the morning and she was out at a party about 45 minutes to 1 hour away. She had been telling me lately how she'd been going to the gym and shit when we were talking and she got D implants, so I was thinking, ok, she's going to be coming in at an 8/10. Boy, was I ****ing wrong. She comes over, I get in her car, and it's dark, so I can't really see her figure, but I immediately look for the twins. They were there, perky and nice. We start making out and then I'm like woah when I start feeling her up because there's some protruding, that shouldn't be (Could have been worse I guess), but it was her fat ass stomach. I was disgusted, but I figured if I just focused on her tits, I'd be good to go because she was good at making out. I just wanted to **** her and GTFO. She was wanting some special treatment, talking about going inside and needing a bed and shit. I was at my dad's house because it was summer, and his room is directly under mine and he had work in the morning, so I was like, that's not going to work. So we start walking down to the beach instead and then I'm like, I don't want to get sand everywhere and shit, so why don't we **** in my truck? I'd done it before and it's very do-able. So she says yes. We go, we ****. She left pleased, I went to sleep. Sorry for the extended story.

is every girl attracted to you and your muscles? just wondering:confusedshrug: sounds like you could write a book with all your girl stories.

[Juges8932]

is every girl attracted to you and your muscles? just wondering:confusedshrug: sounds like you could write a book with all your girl stories.

Lol, are you being a dick or not? I can't tell.

[dnyk1337]

Lol, are you being a dick or not? I can't tell.

nah, those days are in the past (2007-2009). i'm not a troll or stupid anymore.

[Juges8932]

nah, those days are in the past (2007-2009). i'm not a troll or stupid anymore.

Ah, ok lol. Not to sound arrogant, but I've never had trouble with women and getting who I want. Yeah yeah, everybody over the internet is 6'2, 200 lbs of muscle, etc, I know lol. I was called unattractive once in my life, 7th grade by this ***** over AIM. The only problem with me, that I think sometimes may intimidate women from approaching me is if I'm by myself. A lot of times people say I look really unapproachable and like I want to kill somebody when by myself. I can definitely see what people mean by that in my demeanor. However, that is (almost) never the case. But when I have a friend or group of friends around, I am a lot more approachable since I'm always joking and stuff. I will go after any woman in virtually any scenario, unless they have the self-righteous, holier than thou, I think I'm a Ferrari when I'm really an Accord thing going on. I like a girl to be confident, but damn, women have a delusion idea of their market-value most of the time. I'm really picky about who I actually date, but I go out on dates with a lot of women. Moreso when I'm back home because I go out a lot more. Like this semester, there have only been 2 or 3.

[Younggrease]

Ah, ok lol. Not to sound arrogant, but I've never had trouble with women and getting who I want. Yeah yeah, everybody over the internet is 6'2, 200 lbs of muscle, etc, I know lol. I was called unattractive once in my life, 7th grade by this ***** over AIM. The only problem with me, that I think sometimes may intimidate women from approaching me is if I'm by myself. A lot of times people say I look really unapproachable and like I want to kill somebody when by myself. I can definitely see what people mean by that in my demeanor. However, that is (almost) never the case. But when I have a friend or group of friends around, I am a lot more approachable since I'm always joking and stuff. I will go after any woman in virtually any scenario, unless they have the self-righteous, holier than thou, I think I'm a Ferrari when I'm really an Accord thing going on. I like a girl to be confident, but damn, women have a delusion idea of their market-value most of the time. I'm really picky about who I actually date, but I go out on dates with a lot of women. Moreso when I'm back home because I go out a lot more. Like this semester, there have only been 2 or 3.

Yeah because women are pieces of meat that you can value but getting a good look at their breast and ass.

Also I never got the whole talk about how many girls you can pull on the internet thing, just seems like an odd thing to do. But I feel that way because im not 6"2 all muscle like you :roll:

[Juges8932]

Yeah because women are pieces of meat that you can value but getting a good look at their breast and ass.

Also I never got the whole talk about how many girls you can pull on the internet thing, just seems like an odd thing to do. But I feel that way because im not 6"2 all muscle like you :roll:

When did I say that women are just pieces of meat lol? I don't think like that at all, actually. What I meant by market-value is a lot of women, not saying men don't either, have this idea that they are all 10/10s and something great. There are obviously a lot of great women, but the majority of physically attractive ones (At least in college and in Florida from my experiences), are snobby and at least walk around and present themselves in that way. Head held high, etc. I'm not saying that's true to who they are, as I admitted that I myself have a tendency to have an unapproachable demeanor sometimes, but it certainly comes across like that. I value physical attractiveness, sure, but I think personality, smarts, wit, etc are equally as important as well, which is why I will date many different types of women, some moreso on looks, some moreso on personality. And I have never talked about how many women I can pull or what-not before, but he asked me a question, so I answered honestly. Also, I never said I was 6'2 and 200 lbs of muscle. I said that on the internet, a lot (I exaggerated and put everybody, obviously not literally) of people lie about who they are and etc, so I can understand if somebody is skeptical of me saying I can do "X" thing. I don't really know what I did to annoy you, but you've attacked me before, for no apparent reason to me.

[Younggrease]

When did I say that women are just pieces of meat lol? I don't think like that at all, actually. What I meant by market-value is a lot of women, not saying men don't either, have this idea that they are all 10/10s and something great. There are obviously a lot of great women, but the majority of physically attractive ones (At least in college and in Florida from my experiences), are snobby and at least walk around and present themselves in that way. Head held high, etc. I'm not saying that's true to who they are, as I admitted that I myself have a tendency to have an unapproachable demeanor sometimes, but it certainly comes across like that. I value physical attractiveness, sure, but I think personality, smarts, wit, etc are equally as important as well, which is why I will date many different types of women, some moreso on looks, some moreso on personality. And I have never talked about how many women I can pull or what-not before, but he asked me a question, so I answered honestly. Also, I never said I was 6'2 and 200 lbs of muscle. I said that on the internet, a lot (I exaggerated and put everybody, obviously not literally) of people lie about who they are and etc, so I can understand if somebody is skeptical of me saying I can do "X" thing. I don't really know what I did to annoy you, but you've attacked me before, for no apparent reason to me.

my bad, didn't mean to attack you. just writing fast fast during a break of a 24 hour take home exam. I guess it did come off that way, I just thought the market value of women comment was a little weird. Then even now the comment about women being snobby when they hold their heads high, I was always taught thats the way to do it?

Also, don't remember ever addressing you before either

[johndeeregreen]

^^^ that is pretty much ideal for what I would want...
:oldlol:

It's pretty much ideal for anyone.

[KG215]

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/23-End%20of%20Month/carmen-electra1-ego.jpg


^^^ that is pretty much ideal for what I would want...

Well, it's good to see you're open minded when it comes to girls. You obviously aren't very picky.

[BlazersDozen]

Carmen Electra is ideal?

WTF do you fap too?!

[Juges8932]

my bad, didn't mean to attack you. just writing fast fast during a break of a 24 hour take home exam. I guess it did come off that way, I just thought the market value of women comment was a little weird. Then even now the comment about women being snobby when they hold their heads high, I was always taught thats the way to do it?

Also, don't remember ever addressing you before either

It's cool, I got'cha. I just took a final and have one more remaining today, so I understand, haha. Yeah, maybe my wording could of used more PC and elegance. There's nothing wrong with being confident and showing it, people like that. But to me, I just think the demeanor and air of "I'm a princess" thing is played out. To me it isn't very welcoming to anybody and to me, is a turn-off. Show the confidence and conviction when you're walking, but don't pretend like you're walking on water. That's just my opinion on it though.

You have in the OT, not in the main NBA forum, though.

[jbot]

Sage advice. The beer goggles take away at least 20 lbs.
i was thinking 20 rolls of fat.

[Posterize246]

Toccara Jones is right around 180 and I would gladly give her the bidness.

[jbot]

Toccara Jones is right around 180 and I would gladly give her the bidness.
i'd eat. she's hot.

[Juges8932]

Toccara Jones is right around 180 and I would gladly give her the bidness.

Wow, never would have guessed she weighed 180. She looked around 150-160 just because she is thick. She must be tall, like 5'8 or something.

[Posterize246]

Wow, never would have guessed she weighed 180. She looked around 150-160 just because she is thick. She must be tall, like 5'8 or something.
She's lost a lot of weight now. She got down to 173 after the fit club show and then got down to 166 (according to wiki). But I would have gave her the bidness before the weight loss too.

And yeah since she models I'd assume she's at least 5'7".

[Fallguy20]

Wow, never would have guessed she weighed 180. She looked around 150-160 just because she is thick. She must be tall, like 5'8 or something.

Tall girls can get away with that, but she is also built in the way that isnt unappealing.

[mlh1981]

I'm a fan of a big 'ol booty, so I definately have.

Tall women with a big frame is something that I can deal with. Not so much short girls (5'3 and below), but there is something about a tall woman with some meat on her bones and a big booty......

[mhg88]

Everyone has their own definition of fat but to me, its when there's visibly separate rolls on the stomach or sides when standing up. That's off limits for me. My junk won't respond. Some thickness is nice though. I like an ample behind

[BallPhunk]

http://tragicallyunhip.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/majthreegirls_wideweb__470x3930.jpg

I'll take #3 over #1 any day. On many nights over #2... :D

[KG215]

I was left as my buddies wingman one night while he hooked up with a girl that he'd been trying to hook up with for awhile. Her friend was on the heavy side but I knew I was going to be with them the whole night, so I decided to throw a few back and go for it. She wasn't even necessarily someone I wouldn't have messed around with sober, but I figured since it wasn't going to be a hit it and leave and that staying all night with her was a possibility, I wanted some alcohol in me. I'll admit, it was pretty damn good. She gave great head and had an enormous rack-I snuck a peak at her bra tag when she was asleep and I got up to go piss, 42DDD. They weren't all fat tits either. They were big and full. I didn't spend much time anywhere south of her chest. She had a pretty face too, so the night wasn't that bad. This was about 3 or 4 years ago, but I ran into her again a couple of months ago, and she said she had lost 35 pounds, but she kept the boobs, and now she's fine as hell.

[Gundress]

I think anything over 150 lbs is off limits for me...at any height

any bigger than that and you are getting into shit that isn't very lady like...lol

5'6"...like 125...nice little body...that is about perfect for me...


:wtf: :wtf:

Are you telling me that you won't date these girls like this with over 150 lbs?

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7483/23w1gewcuhbbygirl.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/23w1gewcuhbbygirl.jpg/)


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4190/1235314940cutegirl.jpg (http://img265.imageshack.us/i/1235314940cutegirl.jpg/)

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7740/thickgirl57.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/i/thickgirl57.jpg/)

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/439/wlpu0wtwogirls.jpg (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/wlpu0wtwogirls.jpg/)

[Gundress]

I've dated quite a few really cute girls with a thick body with a great personality . That doesn't bother me one bit.

[sixerfan82]

why not, you could be their first ;)

then you'll be the best they've had....

they you can have it anytime you want..

:pimp: :pimp:

[Eggy]

:wtf: :wtf:

Are you telling me that you won't date these girls like this with over 150 lbs?

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7483/23w1gewcuhbbygirl.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/23w1gewcuhbbygirl.jpg/)




http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7740/thickgirl57.jpg (http://img197.imageshack.us/i/thickgirl57.jpg/)


Yes, I ****ing would.:applause: :applause: :applause:

[~primetime~]

:oldlol:

It's pretty much ideal for anyone.


Well, it's good to see you're open minded when it comes to girls. You obviously aren't very picky.

Carmen Electra is ideal?

WTF do you fap too?!
I ment her body type is ideal...the height/weight ratio...

:oldlol:

[simcjt]

obese.. and I hope this is not what were talking about.. or im out of the discussion..
Zen is just that dude.... :roll: :roll: :roll:

[YAWN]

http://tragicallyunhip.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/majthreegirls_wideweb__470x3930.jpg

I'll take #3 over #1 any day. On many nights over #2... :D

2>1>3

[~primetime~]

2>1>3
+1

[Gundress]

+1


Did you see my f*cking post?

I would take 3 over 2 and 1.

3, you get decent ass, big boobs, fat pu$$y, perfect!:bowdown:

[dnyk1337]

2>1>3

2>3>1

[~primetime~]

Did you see my f*cking post?

I would take 3 over 2 and 1.

3, you get decent ass, big boobs, fat pu$$y, perfect!:bowdown:
the two girls in the last pic you posted are just fat asses...

the others would probalby get it if I was drunk, but I don't think I could ever have a serious relationship with someone that size, because it will just be a 1-2 years before all their shit turns to pure cottage cheese...the shelf life on girls like that is like 1 week...

"hurry, take their pictures, they will be too fat tomorrow"...:lol

[DatDudeD]

it all depends on what you like, personally i would take girl 3 over 1 and 2 also, she is not big at all her body is nice, big breast and ass and a pretty face what more can you want.

[pete's montreux]

Yeah, I prefer 3's body type over the other two.

[Juges8932]

2>1>3.

2 is definitely the best for me, but 1 and 3 are pretty close. If 3 was just a little bit slimmer in the arms/belly she's be over 1. Somebody like 3 would be fun for a one-night stand, but not relationship. Eventually, those great big ass-ets are going to give way to gravity. While the slimmer, trimmer, and not as plump girls in 2/1 are girlfriend/wifey material. They will look better as time goes on. So just depends what you are looking for and want.

[DatDudeD]

2>1>3.

2 is definitely the best for me, but 1 and 3 are pretty close. If 3 was just a little bit slimmer in the arms/belly she's be over 1. Somebody like 3 would be fun for a one-night stand, but not relationship. Eventually, those great big ass-ets are going to give way to gravity. While the slimmer, trimmer, and not as plump girls in 2/1 are girlfriend/wifey material. They will look better as time goes on. So just depends what you are looking for and want.

I am glad everyone on ish is a certified fortune tellers.....:rolleyes: . What do you think number 1 or 2 body is gonna look like in 40 or 50 years.... i mean be honest guys at that point in the relationship its a little to late to be like "Damn baby your tits are saggy".We are talking about the present not decades from now.

[oh the horror]

http://tragicallyunhip.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/majthreegirls_wideweb__470x3930.jpg

I'll take #3 over #1 any day. On many nights over #2... :D



Im sorry but if you'd take number 1....(skinniest) over number 3...then you're just gross. That broad is a skeleton with skin. Not to mention shes not even as attractive as number 3. Ya serious?

[Younggrease]

I am glad everyone on ish is a certified fortune tellers.....:rolleyes: . What do you think number 1 or 2 body is gonna look like in 40 or 50 years.... i mean be honest guys at that point in the relationship its a little to late to be like "Damn baby your tits are saggy".We are talking about the present not decades from now.

honestly if we arent just judging body types but the actual girls in those pictures then 3 imo is the best looking. 1 is actually unattractive to me, and 2 looks generic. 3 on the other hand has a really pretty face and body(more tan) that imo is more desirable than the generic #2.

[DatDudeD]

honestly if we arent just judging body types but the actual girls in those pictures then 3 imo is the best looking. 1 is actually unattractive to me, and 2 looks generic. 3 on the other hand has a really pretty face and body(more tan) that imo is more desirable than the generic #2.

I agree

[oh the horror]

Dude, number one is just nasty. Boney ass legs, and all of that.

[phoenix18]

This has to be the most thorough examination of one picture in the history of ISH.

[oh the horror]

This has to be the most thorough examination of one picture in the history of ISH.


We're doing very important research that the scientists of the world refuse to tackle. If they find this archived in the future, they'll be able to use it for something...Im sure of this.

[pete's montreux]

3 does ****, for sure

[Juges8932]

I am glad everyone on ish is a certified fortune tellers.....:rolleyes: . What do you think number 1 or 2 body is gonna look like in 40 or 50 years.... i mean be honest guys at that point in the relationship its a little to late to be like "Damn baby your tits are saggy".We are talking about the present not decades from now.

Haha, I mean, sure, 3 could keep that body for a long time, but historically, scientifically, and statistically, those boobs and big ass will sag over time, lol. True, when they're 60, it won't really matter as much because their glory days are far away. But I'm talking about 40-50 range. Women nowadays are aging a lot more gracefully with all of those beauty products and shit, but excluding any plastic surgery, 1/2's bodies will stand the test of time for a lot longer than 3's. So for the present time, 2>3>1, where they are all fairly close IMO. I would bang them all and 3 would have more raw sexual appeal than 1 at the present and short-term future (5-10 years). Of course, who knows what kinds of medical and physical things will come to light that may help women age even better and look good.

[Hawker]

Dude, number one is just nasty. Boney ass legs, and all of that.

Dude #1 isnt even that nasty...she's not anorexic skinny or anything. She aint nasty.

I'd take #3 for sure but #1 being nasty? Please.

[AirGauge23]

3 does ****, for sure

And a mean *******.

[pete's montreux]

she has to, what kind of sick ***** wastes a fat ass like that? should be illegal if she doesnt

[BallPhunk]

Dude, number one is just nasty. Boney ass legs, and all of that.

Agreed, but you realize that she falls into the 115-125lb you hear about often (in this thread and from the likes of Howard Stern).

[AirGauge23]

she has to, what kind of sick ***** wastes a fat ass like that? should be illegal if she doesnt

I can hear the oh so sweet melody of her ass cheeks clapping against my thighs.

[pete's montreux]

I can hear the oh so sweet melody of her ass cheeks clapping against my thighs.

exactly what i was thinking :oldlol:

[oh the horror]

Look at her knees....they're sharp, boney....they look dangerous. Women are supposed to be soft, smooth...I dont know...number one just looks rugged to me.

[phoenix18]

Men.:oldlol:

[EastCaliChillin]

Number ones is nasty. Thats last resort.
I would rather f*ck 3 then 2.
But i would wife up 2

[Doomsday Dallas]

Yeah, if only those chicks were into alcoholic anti-semites.


WTF is this $hit?

are you serious Deuce?

We have a normal thread about Fat B*tches and you still come in here and talk $hit?

[plowking]

:confusedshrug: I dont get it either.

I dont see how you you would have a numerical limit on weight anyways, if she looks good, that is all that matters.

That was what I was getting at. it's not really a specific height/weight, though I do have limits. If she looks good, I'll go for it. Though I wouldn't go out/sleep with a fat girl. It may be shallow, but hell, it's just a mindset, although maybe a selfish one at that.

[plowking]

And 2>1>3 for me going by that picture. Although I wouldn't really go for 1 either.

[qrich]

http://tragicallyunhip.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/majthreegirls_wideweb__470x3930.jpg

I'll take #3 over #1 any day. On many nights over #2... :D

+1.

[Juges8932]

Agreed, but you realize that she falls into the 115-125lb you hear about often (in this thread and from the likes of Howard Stern).

Nooooooo, 1 is more like 105-110. 125-130 is more like 2. 125-130 is my ideal range and they look like 2. Unless 1 is like 5'9.

[pete's montreux]

#1's hair even looks unhealthy

[Hawker]

Look at her knees....they're sharp, boney....they look dangerous. Women are supposed to be soft, smooth...I dont know...number one just looks rugged to me.

knees? Dude...I don't give a shit about knees.

[simcjt]

knees? Dude...I don't give a shit about knees.
It could make for odd bj's is the chick is not properly balanced

[johndeeregreen]

Honestly #3 is turning my crank.

[Juges8932]

Oh man, I didn't even notice the lower 4th of 1. Definitely looks meh. Those knees look weird, and her calves are so skinny, it makes her feet look huge. Still the better long-term option over 3, but certainly not the more appealing pick in the short-term. Of course, chances are, if I just noticed the ****ing knees/feet/calves now, I wouldn't notice it when they have jeans on, or in a dark place (club, movies, what-have-you) either. And if we went back to the house, I wouldn't notice it either when I'm ****ing her. However, I would probably be disgusted by her bony ass, as I have always been an ass-man. Then I would just focus on the top half.

[oh the horror]

knees? Dude...I don't give a shit about knees.


Its all fun and games until she pokes one of your eyes out.

[phoenix18]

It could make for odd bj's is the chick is not properly balanced
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I have got to submit this shit to a humor site.

[Younggrease]

Oh man, I didn't even notice the lower 4th of 1. Definitely looks meh. Those knees look weird, and her calves are so skinny, it makes her feet look huge. Still the better long-term option over 3, but certainly not the more appealing pick in the short-term. Of course, chances are, if I just noticed the ****ing knees/feet/calves now, I wouldn't notice it when they have jeans on, or in a dark place (club, movies, what-have-you) either. And if we went back to the house, I wouldn't notice it either when I'm ****ing her. However, I would probably be disgusted by her bony ass, as I have always been an ass-man. Then I would just focus on the top half.

you should stop trying to gm and go for what you see now. Dating chicks for what they might look like at 40 is a horrid way to do things. With divorce rates the way they are, its just not the right move. Plus your also picking the chick with less potential, who knows how 3 will react to some workout session or a personal trainer. Me personally im always taking the girl with a little more potential and pretty face. If need be I'll hire her a female personal trainer to work her/us out ever morning.

I cant wake up and look at a face thats I find generic or unattractive every morning.

[oh the horror]

Not only that, but we're discussing if we'd sleep with the broad....we're not talking about marriage, and settling down here.

[Juges8932]

you should stop trying to gm and go for what you see now. Dating chicks for what they might look like at 40 is a horrid way to do things. With divorce rates the way they are, its just not the right move. Plus your also picking the chick with less potential, who knows how 3 will react to some workout session or a personal trainer. Me personally im always taking the girl with a little more potential and pretty face. If need be I'll hire her a female personal trainer to work her/us out ever morning.

I cant wake up and look at a face thats I find generic or unattractive every morning.

Oh, I don't date with that mind-set, haha. I'm 21. If I find my future wife now, that's great, but I'm just looking for a compatible girlfriend for the moment. Granted, I don't want to be like 35 when I get married, but I don't want to rush into it either. If I happen to fall for a girl like 3 now, then so be it, but in a strictly hypothetical situation, assuming on a physical level, that would be my assessment. But like you said, what they MIGHT look like 40 years from now would have no bearing on whether or not I would date them. As I said, who knows how their body may specifically react, medicinal wonders, etc that will come out in that time span. I can't date a chick with an unattractive face either. I don't understand how people can kiss somebody they don't find attractive. Pretty face is my #1 in terms of looks, but the other factors are obviously important as well.

[AK47DR91]

Wow, never would have guessed she weighed 180. She looked around 150-160 just because she is thick. She must be tall, like 5'8 or something.

She's lost a lot of weight now. She got down to 173 after the fit club show and then got down to 166 (according to wiki). But I would have gave her the bidness before the weight loss too.

And yeah since she models I'd assume she's at least 5'7".

According to imdb, she's 5' 9".

I'd total smash her.

[~primetime~]

on the #1 vs. #3 thing...(obviously #2 is the winner)...we would wish for either of them to look like #2...but doesn't #1 get some points for being a woman that a man can "hold/carry"...throw around...have sex standing up while holding her up???..ect???

#3 is just too big for all that stuff...#1, while too petite and thin, is still much more feminine...more of a lady...more of someone I would want to be seen with...

idk...neither are that great and I get it, but I just think #1 edges out big girl for those reasons...

[Younggrease]

on the #1 vs. #3 thing...(obviously #2 is the winner)...we would wish for either of them to look like #2...but doesn't #1 get some points for being a woman that a man can "hold/carry"...throw around...have sex standing up while holding her up???..ect???

#3 is just too big for all that stuff...#1, while too petite and thin, is still much more feminine...more of a lady...more of someone I would want to be seen with...

idk...neither are that great and I get it, but I just think #1 edges out big girl for those reasons...

I dont wish for number 3 to look like number 2. Why would I wish for her face to get uglier and her skin to get more pale....Im really confused. Me being a tall guy myself, I can handle a women like number 3 and would also rather be seen with a girl like #3 over all the other ones. I dont date people just b/c I think others approve and would thus feel better being seen with them.

#3 is a really pretty girl, and looks more femine than #1. Number 1 has no titties, no ass, big feet and ripped biceps and bad hair...pls explain how that is more femine than big titties, big ass, great face and superior hair and skin?

sorry but #3 >2>1

[clipps]

Honestly, I'm shallow as hell when it comes to fat chicks. Fat chicks disgust me. I don't like the way they talk, walk, and a lot of them have bad attitudes, especially the ones that thing they are hot. Bottom like, the chick has to either be in shape or look like she's in shape or else I won't sleep with her. I know I sound like an ass, but it's the truth

[Younggrease]

Honestly, I'm shallow as hell when it comes to fat chicks. Fat chicks disgust me. I don't like the way they talk, walk, and a lot of them have bad attitudes, especially the ones that thing they are hot. Bottom like, the chick has to either be in shape or look like she's in shape or else I won't sleep with her. I know I sound like an ass, but it's the truth

so you qualify #3 as a fat chick?

[Juges8932]

Honestly, I'm shallow as hell when it comes to fat chicks. Fat chicks disgust me. I don't like the way they talk, walk, and a lot of them have bad attitudes, especially the ones that thing they are hot. Bottom like, the chick has to either be in shape or look like she's in shape or else I won't sleep with her. I know I sound like an ass, but it's the truth

It's only shallow if you only date chicks based off of looks. If their personality has nothing to do with why you will date them, then yeah, you are shallow. But expecting good looks along with a charming personality, sense of humor, intelligence, etc is not shallow at all. It's something called standards, and more people should have them. It drives me nuts when people call you shallow for wanting somebody that looks good. If I get along great with a chick but she's not physically attractive, we become friends.