View Full Version : Why do NBA players always expect someone to help them up?
kunk75
05-05-2010, 10:49 PM
You fell down and don't have a neurological issue, so get up p$%^ssy!
LA KB24
05-05-2010, 10:50 PM
5 star thread.
Subscribed.
Tito Beasley
05-05-2010, 10:50 PM
Dude when you're working hard and expending a lot of energy, picking yourself up off the ground can be more tedious than you think. It saves more energy and gives you more "rest" if you let someone help you up.
it promotes team chemistry and balance.
kunk75
05-05-2010, 10:53 PM
sorry tito but when you're 6'8 and 240 you shouldn't reach up like a retarded 5 year old a$$&ole. jesus christ. if i was paid mid-level money, i might feel entitled to a hand but if you're getting starter pay lift your pu$$y ass up.
This league is so fugazi. when ron artest is the resident bad a$$, that's a bad sign.
theballerFKA Ace
05-05-2010, 10:54 PM
Why does your momma expect taxpayers to send her welfare money so she can pay the internet bill for your fat ass can talk about basketball on message boards all night long instead of going outside and playing it?
EastCaliChillin
05-05-2010, 10:55 PM
Dude when you're working hard and expending a lot of energy, picking yourself up off the ground can be more tedious than you think. It saves more energy and gives you more "rest" if you let someone help you up.
Sounds about right. Because even the scrubs get helped up. You do exert alot of energy pushing yourself up
Ask JR Smith what happens.
RoseCity07
05-05-2010, 11:02 PM
You made this thread after Tim Duncan got fouled right? I remember that play where he just laid there.
airchibundo507
05-05-2010, 11:06 PM
Dude when you're working hard and expending a lot of energy, picking yourself up off the ground can be more tedious than you think. It saves more energy and gives you more "rest" if you let someone help you up.
Are you serious with this sh*t?
Juges8932
05-05-2010, 11:07 PM
If they sacrificed themselves for the play or made an attempt to make a play and fall, then why don't they deserve a help up? Especially if it's someone like Wade whose game is that. Lifting yourself up that many times a game over 82+ games a season will wear you down and put unnecessary strain on your knees. It's not like it takes a lot for two guy to go over, grab a hand and pull up. Sometimes players wait a little long and should just get up, but the majority of the time, I don't see the problem. Pretty insignificant thing to gripe about IMO. I can see what you're saying, but I just don't think it's a big deal.
kunk75
05-05-2010, 11:16 PM
yeah dumbf(&k, i am 6'2 and 225 with a 33 waist and 47 chest. a real fat ass. and you are in here too, right? do you get up after plays?
Why does your momma expect taxpayers to send her welfare money so she can pay the internet bill for your fat ass can talk about basketball on message boards all night long instead of going outside and playing it?
RaceBannana
05-05-2010, 11:17 PM
it promotes team chemistry and balance.
This is the correct answer.
Tito Beasley
05-05-2010, 11:17 PM
Are you serious with this sh*t?
obviously you've never played a sport
airchibundo507
05-05-2010, 11:32 PM
obviously you've never played a sport
I have.
ProfessorMurder
05-05-2010, 11:35 PM
it promotes team chemistry and balance.
Yup. The free throw high fives piss me off though, I refuse to do them.
theballerFKA Ace
05-05-2010, 11:46 PM
yeah dumbf(&k, i am 6'2 and 225 with a 33 waist and 47 chest. a real fat ass. and you are in here too, right? do you get up after plays?
Let's enter that into the internet translator
*blinking lights...hard drive noise.....ding!......printer feed*
5'8" 267lbs and one giant jelly belly pack...............and a 4" dyck
Yup. The free throw high fives piss me off though, I refuse to do them.
I hate em too (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc11PUnFgkQ)
Lebron23
05-05-2010, 11:50 PM
Let's enter that into the internet translator
*blinking lights...hard drive noise.....ding!......printer feed*
5'8" 267lbs and one giant jelly belly pack...............and a 4" dyck
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ProfessorMurder
05-05-2010, 11:58 PM
I hate em too (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc11PUnFgkQ)
Haha that's awesome.
Fallguy20
05-06-2010, 12:47 AM
It gets everybody on the same page, same thing with touching during freethrows whether they are missed or not.
kunk75
05-06-2010, 09:08 AM
you're right, i am a fat toad. sorry i wasn't playing bball at 11:30 est.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kayfabe75/2009-07-05191807.jpg
Let's enter that into the internet translator
*blinking lights...hard drive noise.....ding!......printer feed*
5'8" 267lbs and one giant jelly belly pack...............and a 4" dyck
Scribbles
05-06-2010, 09:30 AM
Anyone that plays basketball seriously knows that after playing hard in a game, it's extremely hard to get up by yourself
yeaaaman
05-06-2010, 11:25 AM
Anyone that plays basketball seriously knows that after playing hard in a game, it's extremely hard to get up by yourself
Ya maybe after breaking your leg. This stuff happens at all points of the game whether after the first whistle or the final buzzer. Sorry I don't think it's that hard to stand up, it's a team chemistry thing but please don't make it sound as if it is difficult.
ILLsmak
05-06-2010, 11:56 AM
You fell down and don't have a neurological issue, so get up p$%^ssy!
It has to do with the person. A lot of the times the help up is against the person's will. Shaq will always pick someone up like "Stop sitting on the ground and bitching at the refs..."
I'm also surprised the way that people lay on the ground and writhe in pain after an injury. Maybe it's something they teach them to do? But every time I've really hurt myself I always got up and tried to walk. Maybe it's pride from not wanting to look like a ho, but I also want to make my own diagnosis on what's wrong.
-Smak
you're right, i am a fat toad. sorry i wasn't playing bball at 11:30 est.
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kayfabe75/2009-07-05191807.jpg
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kunk75
05-06-2010, 12:22 PM
hulking out in response to mr.basketball's comment. sorry for derailing my thread. :roll:
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