Lebron Offered Free Lap Dances for life if he signs with the Knicks

[ashbelly]

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Originally posted May 11th 2010 9:10 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

0511_lebron_scores_SN_GettyLeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse

Good luck competing with that Utah!

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/11/lebron-james-strip-club-new-york-knicks/#ixzz0nejxkE7H

[OmniStrife]

That's it he's a Knick...

/facepalm

[Kensta]

bye Cleveland.

[DCL]

but that's like offering water to a man who already owns an ocean.

[wang4three]

I like free food. Free steaks are even better.

[bokes15]

lol, i'm pretty sure Lebron makes enough money that lap dances are pocket change anyways.

[JohnnySic]

Stren must be behind this. :oldlol:

[Kingwillball]

At least it is From Scores one of the Top Strip Clubs in the World..

[asdf1990]

weren't the knicks offering him a tv channel too?

[thejumpa]

I bet LeBron could go to any strip club in America and get a free lap dance. Come on, NY...you gotta try harder than that.

[Lakerlove420]

Stren must be behind this. :oldlol:

:roll: :applause: :lol :roll:

[vert48]

but that's like offering water to a man who already owns an ocean.Exactly. An ocean is salt water, so you can't do anything with it, without doing a lot of work first.

[The Magic Man]

Exactly. An ocean is salt water, so you can't do anything with it, without doing a lot of work first.

Yea, fasho...who's that in your avi?

[bhallic24]

Exactly. An ocean is salt water, so you can't do anything with it, without doing a lot of work first.

who's the chick in your avatar?

[vert48]

who's the chick in your avatar?Jordan Carver

[ZenMaster]

I bet LeBron could go to any strip club in America and get a free lap dance. Come on, NY...you gotta try harder than that.

Yeah but for life!!!!

I bet Oscar Robertson couldn't walk into a strip joint and get a free lap dance today....

[crisoner]

Oh the comps of being a Knick!!!!

lol

:applause:

[OneMoreSucka]

New York > every other city ever.

[ashbelly]

New York > every other city ever.


Amsterdam's redlight district >>>>

[OneMoreSucka]

Amsterdam's redlight district >>>>
For a couple days, sure.

[Johnni Gade]

That's it. GL in NY

[franchise#3]

So if he goes broke after his playing days are over he will always have a place to stay :rockon:

[ashbelly]

So if he goes broke after his playing days are over he will always have a place to stay :rockon:


A place to stay, eat and a free lap dance :roll: :roll: Can't beat that.

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Lebron can get free lap dances from David Stern's(and anyone elses) mom for life if he wants. This aint nothin for him. Publicity stunt for the strip club.

[Seymour Glass]

Doesn't Lebron already get free lapdances?

[niko]

We don't have great strip clubs though.

[oh the horror]

Oh please....what is 25 bucks to a man that makes MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of dollars?

[YouGotServed]

New York is doing even the impossible in order to get LeBron. I will be somewhat an epic fail if LeBron doesn't end up in New York. :lol

[Jasper]

I'd like to see a contract or pass that Lebron would receive from Scores.

So when he starts failing on the hardwood floor can they revoke his lap dances :confusedshrug:

:pimp:

[imnew09]

I would sign immediately.
But think of this way, if he really signs, wouldnt his GF BE MAD?

[BallsOut]

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Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/11/lebron-james-strip-club-new-york-knicks/#ixzz0nejxkE7H

Free food for life? Wow, he'd never have to work again. Sweet deal.

[bagelred]

New York is doing even the impossible in order to get LeBron. I will be somewhat an epic fail if LeBron doesn't end up in New York. :lol

Explain.......

[Knicks101]

Explain.......

Nothing about that sentence makes sense.

[bagelred]

Nothing about that sentence makes sense.

Knicks101, you just GOT SERVED.

[Legend of Josh]

LBJ is a family man.

[asdf1990]

I would sign immediately.
But think of this way, if he really signs, wouldnt his GF BE MAD?

lol, her bf is one of the most famous athletes right now and she can buy whatever she wants, yeah she would definitely get pissed and leave lebron.

[BallsOut]

Is Lebron still taking this into consideration? :lol

[OneMoreSucka]

Is Lebron still taking this into consideration? :lol
You can bet the video presentation for him will include strippers

[Jasper]

U mean to say the Knicks aren't bringing one of the girls to do a lap dance for him in Ohio - so he can try it out :banghead:

Knicks FAIL

[R.I.P.]

Deal is off. Tiger Woods took it.

[ashbelly]

Is Lebron still taking this into consideration? :lol
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[BallsOut]

Fans will say it was the signing of Amare, the luxury of playing as a big name in MSG, becoming a global name, or having one of the richest owners in the NBA to bring in other players, but in the end, this particular offer for free lap dances for life will go down as one of the most underrated factors in determining Lebron's decision. :lol :lol

[thabisyo]

New York :facepalm

[cos88]

New York :facepalm

how many threads are you going to bump today?

[Shade8780]

New York :facepalm
April 2013 :facepalm

[SacJB Shady]

So if Lebron gets free lap dances, how do the girls make money...

[Bandito]

I would've taken the offer. IT would had make a big impact on my decision :lol