starbright, starlight, starface...

[GOBB]

Where are the professional headshots photos that will get you off to the races in Hollywood? :confusedshrug:

[rufuspaul]

That's a good question. Lamar Doom has shown us some of his.

[pete's montreux]

Don't sully the lyrics of a great song, please.

Starrrrrlight
Starrrrbright!

[Legend of Josh]

Things take time guys. Have you no patience?

:oldlol:

Unfortunately for starface, another 4.6 billion years would pass and he'd still be right here, at ISH with the same ass clown act, waiting for his big break...

:hammerhead:

LD, how's your big break coming along? Good I hope.

[GOBB]

Don't sully the lyrics of a great song, please.

Starrrrrlight
Starrrrbright!

:roll: That song is now in my head. Wow.

[Jailblazers7]

I tried so hard to find a picture of Johnny Drama's headshots when he got them done at the Apple Store that one episode.

[pete's montreux]

You could actually describe starface using only Madonna's number one singles:

Becoming a movie star? Like A Prayer
Current life style? Material Girl
Relationship status? Like A Virgin
ISH? This Used To Be My Playground

[GOBB]

:roll:


:bowdown:


You know starface is copying all his predictable responses right now.


Yo pete ur fat
Yo LOJ u have no hair
rufus u look like a pervert
jailblazers u have no musical taste, you are corny!
gobb you posted on ish instead of going to a sixers playoff game, loser

[DeuceWallaces]

I think his dad told him that if takes out the trash and mows the lawn he'll take him down to Glamour Shots.

[OneMoreSucka]

I tried so hard to find a picture of Johnny Drama's headshots when he got them done at the Apple Store that one episode.
Rofl "what's wrong with my headshots? I've had those since 92"

[rufuspaul]

You could actually describe starface using only Madonna's number one singles:

Becoming a movie star? Like A Prayer
Current life style? Material Girl
Relationship status? Like A Virgin
ISH? This Used To Be My Playground

:oldlol:

Those are all great songs btw.

[hateraid]

is starface Tito Beasly?

[Legend of Josh]

is starface an ass clown (and that new gay poster Tito Beasly?)

Yes.

[Tito Beasley]

lol, thanks for the interest guys. there is of course no such thing as bad pub.

i had the pictures taken last wednesday. right now they're in the process of being cropped and edited correctly (for instance, you could see the holes in my ears from the earrings, those have to be edited out) and such. they have to be transformed from pictures to headshots. i should have them sometime later this week, and you better believe i'll post them.

in the meantime, feel free to get your kicks thinking you're gangin up on me as if anything you could say bothers me. i'm 25 years old, smart, good looking, charismatic, financially comfortable, living in southern california. nothing people like gobb, deucewallaces, petes montreux, legend of josh, or rufuspaul can say to me on the internet could make me want to change one single thing. i KNOW what your guys' lives are like. you guys are a collection of socially misfit nobodies with boring jobs in small towns obsessed with someone wh is way more interesting than you. lol, negros please. take your best shots. its no skin whatsoever off my back :lol

[rufuspaul]

lol, thanks for the interest guys. there is of course no such thing as bad pub.

i had the pictures taken last wednesday. right now they're in the process of being cropped and edited correctly (for instance, you could see the holes in my ears from the earrings, those have to be edited out) and such. they have to be transformed from pictures to headshots. i should have them sometime later this week, and you better believe i'll post them.


This part of your post, where you answer the question posed by the OP, is quite good and to the point. I didn't expect that.

[Tito Beasley]

This part of your post, where you answer the question posed by the OP, is quite good and to the point. I didn't expect that.


you havent been paying attention then, cause i never dodge anything. i'm completely honest because i'm completely confident. unlike a lot of people here, i dont beat around the bush about what my job is or what kind of stuff i have or what my beliefs are or anything about me. i have no reason to.

ask gobb what he does for a living right now. see if you get an answer. :pimp:

[rufuspaul]

you havent been paying attention then, cause i never dodge anything. i'm completely honest because i'm completely confident. unlike a lot of people here, i dont beat around the bush about what my job is or what kind of stuff i have or what my beliefs are or anything about me. i have no reason to.

ask gobb what he does for a living right now. see if you get an answer. :pimp:

I'm kind of in the dark about what you currently do for a living. You're trying to break into the entertainment field but what puts food on the table?

[Legend of Josh]

starface, you go boy.

[Legend of Josh]

see below rufus.


I think his dad told him that if takes out the trash and mows the lawn he'll take him down to Glamour Shots.

[Legend of Josh]

i'm 25 years old, smart, good looking, charismatic, financially comfortable, living in southern california.

We get it already; you're star bound. It's only a matter of time. Who knows, maybe within the next year or two (light ones)? Until then, you keep your head high, keep makin' an ass of yourself, and all that jazz.

Just do us all a solid, don't forget about us little pigeon lunch peons.

:lol

[Tito Beasley]

I'm kind of in the dark about what you currently do for a living. You're trying to break into the entertainment field but what puts food on the table?

A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay. in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).

my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.

[Tito Beasley]

joshy you're sounding a little bitter. just to prepare you, if you're experiencing extreme feelings of jealousy and resentment now, while you can still cling to the glimmer of hope that i dont make it, just wait until you're watchin me on the bigscreen. you might wanna look into stroke-prevention meathods right now :D

[Legend of Josh]

What's on the menu if your Hollywood dreams fall through starface? You have to at least explore that possibility. Maybe you could do radio or something. You seem like maybe you'd have a good radio personality where you'd get people riled up. I can see you being a brute rebel on the air in that type of industry. You need a highly read blogspot somewhere credible too.

Another question for you. Does all this ISH hate actually fuel you in terms of 'making it' in the TV/film industry?

[Legend of Josh]

joshy you're sounding a little bitter. just to prepare you, if you're experiencing extreme feelings of jealousy and resentment now, while you can still cling to the glimmer of hope that i dont make it, just wait until you're watchin me on the bigscreen. you might wanna look into stroke-prevention meathods right now :D

You got me. How'd you guess!?

:lol

Seriously, when you make into the gay porn industry (most notable role being poor little white boy getting gang banged by big black pack), no one here will know except that guy dude White Chocolate who came out the closet about a month ago.

[Tito Beasley]

ask gobb what he does for a living right now. see if you get an answer. :pimp:


this line right here has ensured that gobb will now duck this thread until it disappears.

[EroticVanilla]

Maybe you could do radio or something. You seem like maybe you'd have a good radio personality where you'd get people riled up. I can see you being a brute rebel on the air in that type of industry.
I could see Starface being a good radio personality actually, depending on how charismatic he is when speaking. And how good of a "voice" he has.

[johndeeregreen]

A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay.
I can't even begin to tell you how much I would avoid any sort of clinical trial that offered $7k for two weeks of work. You don't figure maybe there's a reason they need to pay people an exorbitant amount of money to do nothing except be guinea pigs?

[Legend of Josh]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I would avoid any sort of clinical trial that offered $7k for two weeks of work. You don't figure maybe there's a reason they need to pay people an exorbitant amount of money to do nothing except be guinea pigs?

In starface's cast, it's a promising penile enlargement study. So, 7k or not, he's in.

[YAWN]

a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.
:roll:

i did that earlier in my life. it ****ing blew balls. especially the carson daly tapings, they made me want to club baby seals.

[Lebowsky]

A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay. in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).

my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.

I suppose you have thoroughly read the contract (in case you've already signed), haven't you? Does it free them of responsibility for any future health issues you might suffer as a consequence? I'm curious about this whole stuff.

[Tito Beasley]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I would avoid any sort of clinical trial that offered $7k for two weeks of work. You don't figure maybe there's a reason they need to pay people an exorbitant amount of money to do nothing except be guinea pigs?


yeah its cause you have to have 17 days in a row available to stay overnight, but have to pass an alcohol, drug, nicotine, and general health screen so you cant just be some bum off the street, and then of course you have to get stuck with a needle once a day for a blood draw and of course there's "technically" a risk involved to an investigational drug (this one's for an asthma medication, which coincidentally i have anyway) but this isn't some underground lab testing crazy stuff the way most people probably picture it. these take place constantly around the country, i've done about a dozen since getting out of college, the facilities are state of the art, big screen tv's, recliners, ping pong tables, etc. etc.

[johndeeregreen]

yeah its cause you have to have 17 days in a row available to stay overnight, but have to pass an alcohol, drug, nicotine, and general health screen so you cant just be some bum off the street, and then of course you have to get stuck with a needle once a day for a blood draw and of course there's "technically" a risk involved to an investigational drug (this one's for an asthma medication, which coincidentally i have anyway) but this isn't some underground lab testing crazy stuff. these take place constantly around the country, i've done about a dozen since getting out of college, the facilities are state of the art, big screen tv's, recliners, ping pong tables, etc. etc.
No, I realize that, but they could fill these things pretty easily for much less than that, I'm sure. If it seems too good to be true (making 7 grand for doing nothing), it is. Not saying it's going to be harmful to you in this instance per se, just that I'd rather earn my money than be someone's guinea pig.

[Legend of Josh]

i've done about a dozen since getting out of college, the facilities are state of the art, big screen tv's, recliners

:oldlol:

Ironically enough, this sounds like something a bum would be volunteering to do. Makes it sound like a prisoner release program. Haven't you seen Surviving the Game with Ice-T? Before you know it, you'll be looking out a plane down at NW Canada hundreds of miles away from civilization. You'll look over at the guy sitting next to you suited up in camouflage, he grins looks at you and says "you sure do gotta purdy mouf."

[Tito Beasley]

Haven't you seen Surviving the Game with Ice-T?


The great irony of this question is that I have seen it, I watched it during my stay at a clinical trial :roll:

[Lamar Doom]

sounds like you're on the right track, as long as you understand what a grind pursuing this dream is they can't f*ck with you. you have to train yourself to love rejection and figure out what's realistic, if you're expecting to be Tom Cruise big you're in for a letdown. It's very difficulut to make a living as an actor, you'd be surprised how many recognizable actors live in small apartments and really struggle. If you can afford to join AFTRA you should go ahead and jump on that, can't hurt, AFTRA took over a lot of new TV shows after the SAG situation (SAG couldn't agree on a new contract, looked like they might strike). SAG still dominates features (and over half of TV probably) and that's really the union you want to get into. I might be able to help you get your SAG vouchers next LA show I get but my next job will likely be in NYC (Men in Black 3!). I'd say the same thing I said to halftime, get on craigslist and try to get parts on some low/no budget shit, student films, shorts, web series, whatever the f*ck you can get on, it will suck but you might be able to piece together a reel from it (ask for dailys). register with central and do a few days of background to get used to being on a real set and see how shit works. learn some lingo, etc.

do you have theater experience or are you just jumping into this? finding an agent is key but finding an agent to believe in you is tricky when you're just a kid off the street. it's gonna be tough too because you're young and you don't have brad pitt/josh hartnett looks (no offense, i'm sure you realize this though, at least you're fit, that helps), not a lot of great character actor parts for 25 year olds. you're likely gonna be trying to get cop, doctor, military roles for a while. It's not easy, getting into SAG and getting an agent who's going to put you up for shit is the first big step, the second step is getting that first (couple) role(s). You gotta just go for it, there's thousands of people out here who say they're actors but they never audition, they don't take classes, they're just sitting around waiting for someone to pick them out of the crowd and it will never happen. Gotta hustle.

[Legend of Josh]

LD actually sounds like he knows the 'getting your foot in the door' undertaking. Maybe you're already aware of all this starface, but I'm not quite sure you do. You brag about how honest and open you are about everything, yet you've never alluded to anything that would suggest to us here you have any freakin' clue whatsoever about how you're going to accomplish getting into the industry. Maybe you should take some notes from LD.

Confidence is obviously vital, but LD, from your experience, would you say being overly confidence bleeding into cocky is more of a + or -? If starface is anything offline as he is online, I think he's going to be seen right through, and as you mentioned, experience some letdowns, probably equating to eventual meltdowns for homey.

[Tito Beasley]

do you have theater experience or are you just jumping into this?

no theatre experience other than that the way i communicate is pretty theatrical by nature. when i talk to people or make presentations (especially things i'm passionate about) i get very animated, very flamboyant, very bold, the voice starts rising and falling, the hands are everywhere, "i dont care what you want, you're gonna hear what i have to say" attitude comes out. i'm a salesperson, communicating and putting on a show is what i do. in real life i'm just like i am here, except i TRY not to be quite as hostile (even though by nature i sometimes want to) - although many times i've failed and gotten in some trouble over it - but honestly when i talk people listen because i make them. im not passive or shy or unsure, i dont wait my turn to speak and im not still and monotone when i do it. i can act anything, belieeee dat.


finding an agent is key but finding an agent to believe in you is tricky when you're just a kid off the street.

This is where my salesmanship and eloquence will hopefully come in. while i'm in the study i'm gonna send out my headshots and cover letters etc. to a bunch of agents and basically convince them why i'm gold, and i have no doubt i'll be able to get at least one of them hooked. like i said, that's what i do.


not a lot of great character actor parts for 25 year olds.

yeah this is what the headshot lady was saying, it could be tough that i'm a little bit past playing in a high school movie but not really old enough to be a detective or a parent or a surgeon etc. there's a limited number of parts out there but they are out there, and putting anyone but me in them would be a mistake. once i get to meet people in person i'll be able to get that across. that's the hardest part about this whole thing for me, the fact that you have to do all sorts of submitting where people make their decisions just based on stuff on paper without getting to meet you. if i can get chances to meet with people, its over.


getting into SAG and getting an agent who's going to put you up for shit is the first big step, the second step is getting that first (couple) role(s).

true dat, once i get my initial portfolio with headshots, resume, cover letters etc. together and get out of the study, it's go time. the funniest thing about being in this industry to me is that because there are so many people that do it, when you say you're an actor or whatever people are just like "oh, another one..." and assume you're like everyone but for me i see very clearly what other people bring and how i'm different, but its not something you can really explain until you get a chance to just go do it. but that being said, i'll say it again just for the hell of it so that everyone knows: i got dis!

[Legend of Josh]

You got dissss face... belieeee dat! You go boy.

[Tito Beasley]

anyway, where'd gobb disappear to? i mean we know he didnt actually log off the forum. funny how once i answered his question directly he shuttled off, either that or the sum-pump broke in his parents basement and he's knee deep in water right now scrambling to get the computer unplugged and out of harm's way.

[Jailblazers7]

Gotta love your confidence but don't you think you should sprinkle a little bit a realism in there every once in a while?

[DeuceWallaces]

no theatre experience other than that the way i communicate is pretty theatrical by nature. when i talk to people or make presentations (especially things i'm passionate about) i get very animated, very flamboyant, very bold, the voice starts rising and falling, the hands are everywhere, "i dont care what you want, you're gonna hear what i have to say" attitude comes out. i'm a salesperson, communicating and putting on a show is what i do. in real life i'm just like i am here, except i TRY not to be quite as hostile (even though by nature i sometimes want to) - although many times i've failed and gotten in some trouble over it - but honestly when i talk people listen because i make them. im not passive or shy or unsure, i dont wait my turn to speak and im not still and monotone when i do it. i can act anything, belieeee dat.



This is where my salesmanship and eloquence will hopefully come in. while i'm in the study i'm gonna send out my headshots and cover letters etc. to a bunch of agents and basically convince them why i'm gold, and i have no doubt i'll be able to get at least one of them hooked. like i said, that's what i do.



yeah this is what the headshot lady was saying, it could be tough that i'm a little bit past playing in a high school movie but not really old enough to be a detective or a parent or a surgeon etc. there's a limited number of parts out there but they are out there, and putting anyone but me in them would be a mistake. once i get to meet people in person i'll be able to get that across. that's the hardest part about this whole thing for me, the fact that you have to do all sorts of submitting where people make their decisions just based on stuff on paper without getting to meet you. if i can get chances to meet with people, its over.



true dat, once i get my initial portfolio with headshots, resume, cover letters etc. together and get out of the study, it's go time. the funniest thing about being in this industry to me is that because there are so many people that do it, when you say you're an actor or whatever people are just like "oh, another one..." and assume you're like everyone but for me i see very clearly what other people bring and how i'm different, but its not something you can really explain until you get a chance to just go do it. but that being said, i'll say it again just for the hell of it so that everyone knows: i got dis!

I think you're hilariously delusional, but I will continue to enjoy the comedic arc of your career.

[Tito Beasley]

Gotta love your confidence but don't you think you should sprinkle a little bit a realism in there every once in a while?


dude i am being realistic.

[Jailblazers7]

dude i am being realistic.

Alright then.

[Legend of Josh]

dude i am being realistic.

i-LLy?

:oldlol:

You HAVE to make it now. Don't let us down.

[Tito Beasley]

I think you're hilariously delusional, but I will continue to enjoy the comedic arc of your career.


thats the goal in this biz, thanks for the support

[Lamar Doom]

I think you're hilariously delusional, .


i really believe that wanting to succeed in film, be it writing, acting, or directing is a sickness. A socialized sickness. (probably the same for the music industry and politics) I have it, I think you have to have it to make it. It comes from a place of confidence, thinking your "voice" is unique somehow, it almost certainly toes the line of delusions of grandeur for most of us.

don't you think? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5spLy22mg&feature=player_embedded)

[Tito Beasley]

also much thanks for the advice lamar doom, i always appreciate people sharing their knowledge.

[DeuceWallaces]

i really believe that wanting to succeed in film, be it writing, acting, or directing is a sickness. A socialized sickness. (probably the same for the music industry and politics) I have it, I think you have to have it to make it. It comes from a place of confidence, thinking your "voice" is unique somehow, it almost certainly toes the line of delusions of grandeur for most of us.

don't you think? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5spLy22mg&feature=player_embedded)

There is a sense of responsibility, direction, and understanding in your posts that is clearly lacking, and replaced with delusion, in Starface's comments.

[Tito Beasley]

also, lamar doom (and anyone who lives in california) something to keep in mind is that i'm going to put up a website that discusses the political positions of california's candidates in this upcoming election.

everyone sees the commercials about steve poizner attacking meg whitman and vice versa, each saying the other one wont do this or that, i'm going to do the research on that (and other issues) and then explain clearly and thoroughly whose record looks like what and where they stand etc.

so if people out there from california want to get more educated on the candidates and their policies and just what the hell is going on out here, i'll have some comprehensive info on that but in a format that'll be a lot more interesting and relatable than watching c-span.


and with that, i'm off to run some errands. peace, and thanks again to those of you who were eagerly awaiting the updates on my career status. you can't follow me on twitter just yet, but soon my peeps, soon.

[Legend of Josh]

don't you think? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5spLy22mg&feature=player_embedded)

I remember that commercial growing up. Nicely done. So classic.

[YAWN]

while i'm in the study i'm gonna send out my headshots and cover letters etc. to a bunch of agents and basically convince them why i'm gold, and i have no doubt i'll be able to get at least one of them hooked. like i said, that's what i do.

if you get someone to hit you back from caa, wme, or icm, hit me up and ill give em a call to make sure they throw it out. :D

jk

[mlh1981]

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.

Which game shows have you been to, if you don't mind me asking?

[DonDadda59]

...

I've been hearing a lot of murmurs about a possible SAG-AFTRA merger (serious this time), what's the word on the West Coast?

[rufuspaul]

So in answer to my original question, you're doing absolutely nothing except selling yourself for scientific experimentation. And even that only pays for 17 days. And incidentally, I made more just today than your whole 17 day package is gonna pay.

When I was 25 I was finishing up my last year in dental school and getting ready to be married. What happened to your lost years son? Was it really worth all the video games?

In all seriousness I hope you make it. I hope you soar like the eagles to the top of the Hollywood ladder. You've got a dream kid. Some day I'll be watching one of your films and thinking "if I was just nicer to Chris...Nah."

[vapid]

starface should star in halftime's first movie.

[rufuspaul]

starface should star in halftime's first movie.

Brilliant.

[johndeeregreen]

So in answer to my original question, you're doing absolutely nothing except selling yourself for scientific experimentation. And even that only pays for 17 days.
What do you call a doctor that flunks out of med school?

A dentist!

[EroticVanilla]

So in answer to my original question, you're doing absolutely nothing except selling yourself for scientific experimentation. And even that only pays for 17 days. And incidentally, I made more just today than your whole 17 day package is gonna pay.
You made more then $7,200 today :eek: ? Damn next time you come to Maine Immma hafta rob yo ass.

[EroticVanilla]

What do you call a doctor that flunks out of med school?

A dentist!
I'll flunk out of med school for 7.2K a day, **** it. Shit if you get that much money flunking out of med school, imagine how much you can get flunking out of High School :eek: :eek:

[rufuspaul]

What do you call a doctor that flunks out of med school?

A dentist!

Never even thought to apply to med school. How many dentists do you know who flunked out of said school? I don't know of any and I know a few.

[rufuspaul]

You made more then $7,200 today :eek: ? Damn next time you come to Maine Immma hafta rob yo ass.

I'm coming up there in Aug. I'll buy you a few rounds of beers since you're the only ISH Mainer I know who drinks.

[vapid]

What do you call a doctor that flunks out of med school?

A dentist!
Pretty dated idea.

[EroticVanilla]

I'm coming up there in Aug. I'll buy you a few rounds of beers since you're the only ISH Mainer I know who drinks.
I'm only 19 so no bars, and I unless you come up to Bangor I don't think there will be a meet up. if I remember you stay in Rockland and I don't have a car so distance becomes a factor. Rockland like 1 and half hours away.

[rufuspaul]

Pretty dated idea.

Vapid should know. Did your dad ever even apply to med school? My guess would be no. It's apples and oranges. People that become dentists tend to be very independent free thinkers. They, for the most part end up as individual business owners/entrepreneurs. Dealing with hospital admins, etc., being on call 24hrs a day is just not our thing. The justification of the MDs and surgeons was that they made so much more money but nowadays that's just not the case. I know a neurosurgeon in town that made less than I did last year just because of reduced insurance/managed care reimbursement.

[rufuspaul]

I'm only 19 so no bars, and I unless you come up to Bangor I don't think there will be a meet up. if I remember you stay in Rockland and I don't have a car so distance becomes a factor. Rockland like 1 and half hours away.

Brunswick but close enough, it's a small state. I'm definitely gonna hit up the seafood place professormurder recommended in Bath.

[vapid]

Vapid should know. Did your dad ever even apply to med school? My guess would be no. It's apples and oranges. People that become dentists tend to be very independent free thinkers. They, for the most part end up as individual business owners/entrepreneurs. Dealing with hospital admins, etc., being on call 24hrs a day is just not our thing. The justification of the MDs and surgeons was that they made so much more money but nowadays that's just not the case. I know a neurosurgeon in town that made less than I did last year just because of reduced insurance/managed care reimbursement.
nope.

[Legend of Josh]

Vapid should know. Did your dad ever even apply to med school? My guess would be no. It's apples and oranges. People that become dentists tend to be very independent free thinkers. They, for the most part end up as individual business owners/entrepreneurs. Dealing with hospital admins, etc., being on call 24hrs a day is just not our thing. The justification of the MDs and surgeons was that they made so much more money but nowadays that's just not the case. I know a neurosurgeon in town that made less than I did last year just because of reduced insurance/managed care reimbursement.

Let us not forget gynos have to sniff and fondle fat whale puss all damn ding-dong day. On top of that, it could be fat whale roast beef lips slithering down only a few inches from the flo. To hell with that.

rufus might have to endure some stank bref, but better than 98% of the cooters you check out being barf-worthy.

[rufuspaul]

nope.

I rest my case. Vapid's dad is a very successful independent doctor and entrepreneur. That is the appeal of the profession.

[Nanners]

no theatre experience other than that the way i communicate is pretty theatrical by nature. when i talk to people or make presentations (especially things i'm passionate about) i get very animated, very flamboyant, very bold, the voice starts rising and falling, the hands are everywhere, "i dont care what you want, you're gonna hear what i have to say" attitude comes out. i'm a salesperson, communicating and putting on a show is what i do. in real life i'm just like i am here, except i TRY not to be quite as hostile (even though by nature i sometimes want to) - although many times i've failed and gotten in some trouble over it - but honestly when i talk people listen because i make them. im not passive or shy or unsure, i dont wait my turn to speak and im not still and monotone when i do it. i can act anything, belieeee dat.



This is where my salesmanship and eloquence will hopefully come in. while i'm in the study i'm gonna send out my headshots and cover letters etc. to a bunch of agents and basically convince them why i'm gold, and i have no doubt i'll be able to get at least one of them hooked. like i said, that's what i do.



yeah this is what the headshot lady was saying, it could be tough that i'm a little bit past playing in a high school movie but not really old enough to be a detective or a parent or a surgeon etc. there's a limited number of parts out there but they are out there, and putting anyone but me in them would be a mistake. once i get to meet people in person i'll be able to get that across. that's the hardest part about this whole thing for me, the fact that you have to do all sorts of submitting where people make their decisions just based on stuff on paper without getting to meet you. if i can get chances to meet with people, its over.



true dat, once i get my initial portfolio with headshots, resume, cover letters etc. together and get out of the study, it's go time. the funniest thing about being in this industry to me is that because there are so many people that do it, when you say you're an actor or whatever people are just like "oh, another one..." and assume you're like everyone but for me i see very clearly what other people bring and how i'm different, but its not something you can really explain until you get a chance to just go do it. but that being said, i'll say it again just for the hell of it so that everyone knows: i got dis!


you sound like a man who has done a lot of clinical drug trials.

[rufuspaul]

Let us not forget gynos have to sniff and fondle fat whale puss all damn ding-dong day. On top of that, it could be fat whale roast beef lips slithering down only a few inches from the flo. To hell with that.

rufus might have to endure some stank bref, but better than 98% of the cooters you check out being barf-worthy.

:lol But who knows Josh, for every 10 rancid skanks there might be a megan foxworthy in the bunch.

[johndeeregreen]

I rest my case. Vapid's dad is a very successful independent doctor and entrepreneur. That is the appeal of the profession.
There's no case to rest. It was a Seinfeld reference that apparently you dentite bastards are too uppercrust for.

[rufuspaul]

There's no case to rest. It was a Seinfeld reference that apparently you dentite bastards are too uppercrust for.

I know. But even Seinfeld can get old with the cliches. The guy that played the dentist (Watley?) was pretty funny though.

[mhg88]

There's no case to rest. It was a Seinfeld reference that apparently you dentite bastards are too uppercrust for.

:roll:

[rufuspaul]

While we're on the subject, Jondeeregreen, what do you do? I've heard you play a mean guitar but is that your profession?

[Tito Beasley]

So in answer to my original question, you're doing absolutely nothing except selling yourself for scientific experimentation. And even that only pays for 17 days. And incidentally, I made more just today than your whole 17 day package is gonna pay.

When I was 25 I was finishing up my last year in dental school and getting ready to be married. What happened to your lost years son? Was it really worth all the video games?

In all seriousness I hope you make it. I hope you soar like the eagles to the top of the Hollywood ladder. You've got a dream kid. Some day I'll be watching one of your films and thinking "if I was just nicer to Chris...Nah."

First of all:

:roll:

You made over seven thousand dollars TODAY? Nice lie. I won't let you live that down. Extrapolated over the course of 52 weeks (only counting five days a week) that would be over a million dollars. Let me guess, you also have a house on the east river and are a handsome man? Way to lie on the internet! I'll look forward to your made up justification as to how that figure is accurate. Even though nobody is gonna buy it. You just lied on the internet to impress a bunch of kids. Midlife crisis much? :oldlol:


If I was about to graduate dental school and get married at 25 so i could go live in boobsville north carolina and spend my days trying to recapture my youth with a bunch of kids online and feeling resentment towards them for getting to do things i can't anymore, it would be a very dark time. I'm actually living in a bomb location, pursuing something exciting, and having fun along the way. You are rufuspaul, goofy looking internet creeper with a midlife crisis lying about how much he makes to kids on the net to try to impress them. sm my mother****ing h you loser lol.

[pete's montreux]

He drinks beer and waxes his truck.

[Legend of Josh]

:lol But who knows Josh, for every 10 rancid skanks there might be a megan foxworthy in the bunch.

Yeah well, I wouldn't let 10 guys blow my back out if it meant taggin' Karla Spice. So meh, not worth it.

http://media.camelmedia.net/items/8/3/2007/06/karla_spice_13/karla_spice_13_15_thumb.jpg

[vapid]

First of all:

:roll:

You made over seven thousand dollars TODAY? Nice lie. I won't let you live that down. Extrapolated over the course of 52 weeks (only counting five days a week) that would be over a million dollars. Let me guess, you also have a house on the east river and are a handsome man? Way to lie on the internet! I'll look forward to your made up justification as to how that figure is accurate. Even though nobody is gonna buy it. You just lied on the internet to impress a bunch of kids. Midlife crisis much? :oldlol:


lol....

[mlh1981]

As a big game show fan, I am interested in what game shows you have sat in the audience for?

[rufuspaul]

As a big game show fan, I am interested in what game shows you have sat in the audience for?
Me too.

[EroticVanilla]

You made over seven thousand dollars TODAY? Nice lie. I won't let you live that down. Extrapolated over the course of 52 weeks (only counting five days a week) that would be over a million dollars. Let me guess, you also have a house on the east river and are a handsome man? Way to lie on the internet! I'll look forward to your made up justification as to how that figure is accurate. Even though nobody is gonna buy it. You just lied on the internet to impress a bunch of kids. Midlife crisis much?
7.2k isn't to outrageous really. I took my mom to the dentist today and this guy waiting in there was going in for a root canal and said it was going to cost him 700 bucks, so 10 root canals a day would get you 7k. And I'm sure Rufus has staff to pay and also insurance etc. so it's not like he gets the whole mill himself.

[Tito Beasley]

As a big game show fan, I am interested in what game shows you have sat in the audience for?

oh yeah, sorry.

i've done 'minute to win it' a handful of times, an infomercial for somethin i dont remember, and an mtv show called "parkour challenge"

[Tito Beasley]

7.2k isn't to outrageous really. I took my mom to the dentist today and this guy waiting in there was going in for a root canal and said it was going to cost him 700 bucks, so 10 root canals a day would get you 7k. And I'm sure Rufus has staff to pay and also insurance etc. so it's not like he gets the whole mill himself.

10 root canals in a day?

did you do 10 root canals today, rufuspaul?

[EroticVanilla]

10 root canals in a day?

did you do 10 root canals today, rufuspaul?
I didn't mean exactly 10 root canals a day, but he could do check ups or whatever at 2-3 hundred as well.

[rufuspaul]

First of all:

:roll:

You made over seven thousand dollars TODAY? Nice lie. I won't let you live that down. Extrapolated over the course of 52 weeks (only counting five days a week) that would be over a million dollars. Let me guess, you also have a house on the east river and are a handsome man? Way to lie on the internet! I'll look forward to your made up justification as to how that figure is accurate. Even though nobody is gonna buy it. You just lied on the internet to impress a bunch of kids. Midlife crisis much? :oldlol:


If I was about to graduate dental school and get married at 25 so i could go live in boobsville north carolina and spend my days trying to recapture my youth with a bunch of kids online and feeling resentment towards them for getting to do things i can't anymore, it would be a very dark time. I'm actually living in a bomb location, pursuing something exciting, and having fun along the way. You are rufuspaul, goofy looking internet creeper with a midlife crisis lying about how much he makes to kids on the net to try to impress them. sm my mother****ing h you loser lol.

:lol You're right. I should sell my house in Charlotte (a city of 1.5 million people with 2 major league franchises, hardly boobsville) and my other property in the mountains and on the coast of New England and sell myself for experiments for 17 days. That's a sound argument.

As for what I make you can believe it or not. I don't care. If you need validation, ask vapid what his dad makes.

But this thread isn't about me. It's about you and your dreams. We're pulling for you Starface. Keep reaching for the stars but please, please keep your feet on the ground here in the OTC.

[Legend of Josh]

10 root canals in a day?

did you do 10 root canals today, rufuspaul?

... for all we know rufus could have been pulling molars all day. You take three patients, having all four molars extracted, that's anywhere between 5,500 and 6,500 right there.

Why are you going so far out of your way to try and disprove or make ill legitimate claims to something you know nothing about?

Fail.

[IcanzIIravor]

10 root canals in a day?

did you do 10 root canals today, rufuspaul?

I think you're under the impression that he said he makes that every day.

It's good to have confidence in yourself and I wish you luck in your goal. Is acting your only go or have you tried your hand at script writing as well?

[Tito Beasley]

I didn't mean exactly 10 root canals a day, but he could do check ups or whatever at 2-3 hundred as well.

let's just have him explain to us exactly what he did today that totaled 7k, AFTER expenses because he implied that he pocketed 7k, not that his business took that much in.

what'd you do today, rufuspaul? 10 root canals?

[johndeeregreen]

While we're on the subject, Jondeeregreen, what do you do? I've heard you play a mean guitar but is that your profession?
I wish - far from it. As it were, I'm actually beginning a new job tomorrow. I have spent the last six months or so writing news for a small newspaper in pseudo-rural Alberta. Beginning tomorrow, I'm starting working in shipping for an oilfield service company in Southern Alberta. It's not exactly what I dreamed of doing with my degree, but $21/hour plus a full benny package + plenty of OT + a lot of room for advancement is hard to turn down when you're 22.


He drinks beer and waxes his truck.
I do both with the best of 'em.

[Tito Beasley]

But this thread isn't about me.

Convenient for you since you have to resort to lying about yourself in order to feel confident.

[Legend of Josh]

let's just have him explain to us exactly what he did today that totaled 7k, AFTER expenses because he implied that he pocketed 7k, not that his business took that much in.

what'd you do today, rufuspaul? 10 root canals?

What rufus did today at his practice is no concern of yours. Like he said, he doesn't need to validate anything. Fact remains, he's a dentist and you're a buffoon with no real future so you turn to whoring yourself to Hollywood; and the saddest part is you'll never be shit in Hollywood. Nice life, starbright.

[Jailblazers7]

I wish - far from it. As it were, I'm actually beginning a new job tomorrow. I have spent the last six months or so writing news for a small newspaper in pseudo-rural Alberta. Beginning tomorrow, I'm starting working in shipping for an oilfield service company in Southern Alberta. It's not exactly what I dreamed of doing with my degree, but $21/hour plus a full benny package + plenty of OT + a lot of room for advancement is hard to turn down when you're 22.


I do both with the best of 'em.

You're only 22? Didn't expect that.

[Tito Beasley]

What rufus did today at his practice is no concern of yours. Like he said, he doesn't need to validate anything.


Hey, if he wants to make claims, I'm sure he's capable of backing them up. I back up everything I say.

Don't worry joshy, i'll get to you soon enough. For now just catch your breath, I know you're feeling serious anxiety issues about the hand you were dealt, and that will be funny enough in time once I get to you. But for now let's let rufuspaul speak.

[johndeeregreen]

You're only 22? Didn't expect that.
Graduated college in May of '09.

[Legend of Josh]

You're only 22? Didn't expect that.

I thought he was a bit older too.

[Legend of Josh]

Hey, if he wants to make claims, I'm sure he's capable of backing them up. I back up everything I say.

Don't worry joshy, i'll get to you soon enough. For now just catch your breath, I know you're feeling serious anxiety issues about the hand you were dealt, and that will be funny enough in time once I get to you. But for now let's let rufuspaul speak.

Get to me soon enough? Time for the dreamer to wake the **** up. Outside a weak ass played to hell and back bald joke, I've yet to see you construct a coherent diss at me. That's if you want to even label a bald joke a legitimate diss. SMH.

:roll:

[rufuspaul]

let's just have him explain to us exactly what he did today that totaled 7k, AFTER expenses because he implied that he pocketed 7k, not that his business took that much in.

what'd you do today, rufuspaul? 10 root canals?

Hygiene today: 20 patients., $4,859 in production. (1 of those was a periodontal scaling and root planing procedure)

Doctor production: 10 patients., $5,120 in production. 3 crowns, 4 2-surface fillings, 3 extractions

Total production: $9,979 Total collection: $5,989

[mlh1981]

Graduated college in May of '09.

Do you think you will ever get back into writing again? Did something discourage you, or is this job prospect something that's just too good to pass up at this point in time?

Seems like the newspaper industry is struggling as a whole.

[DeuceWallaces]

Hygiene today: 20 patients., $4,859 in production. (1 of those was a periodontal scaling and root planing procedure)

Doctor production: 10 patients., $5,120 in production. 3 crowns, 4 2-surface fillings, 3 extractions

Total production: $9,979 Total collection: $5,989

Is that a busy day; are you open 5 days a week?

[johndeeregreen]

Do you think you will ever get back into writing again?
I have no doubt.


Did something discourage you
Yeah, the pay.:oldlol:


or is this job prospect something that's just too good to pass up at this point in time
It's not can't miss, but it is a very good opportunity and I need to put together more scratch at this point of my life.

[rufuspaul]

Yeah well, I wouldn't let 10 guys blow my back out if it meant taggin' Karla Spice. So meh, not worth it.

http://media.camelmedia.net/items/8/3/2007/06/karla_spice_13/karla_spice_13_15_thumb.jpg

Nice. And Johndeeregreen, more props to ya dude.

[Legend of Josh]

Is that a busy day; are you open 5 days a week?

Most dentists work M - T off every Friday, no exceptions. That's how my dentist is, and the one I had before that. Pretty much a commonplace in the field.

[DeuceWallaces]

Yeah, the pay.:oldlol:

Got to deal with the pay to make your dreams real!

[Tito Beasley]

Hygiene today: 20 patients., $4,859 in production. (1 of those was a periodontal scaling and root planing procedure)

Doctor production: 10 patients., $5,120 in production. 3 crowns, 4 2-surface fillings, 3 extractions

Total production: $9,979 Total collection: $5,989


Wow, 30 patients in a day huh? As I look online, that's well above the average number reported.

Also, healthcaresalaryonline.com reports that the average annual salary for a dentist is 135k per year. But the figure you made today, averaged over a year, would be just over 2 million. My, you're doing well.

By the way, the figure I'm making, extrapolated over a year, is 148k

:pimp:

[johndeeregreen]

Got to deal with the pay to make your dreams real!
I literally cannot afford to do this job any longer. As in, I can't pay all my bills on a monthly basis, which is sort of a problem.:oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

Is that a busy day; are you open 5 days a week?

4 days a week and some days are much busier. The recession has hit us all but overall it's not been too bad. Now you need to realize that this is gross income. I'm sure Starface will remind us of that. It'll be fun to see what he estimates my overhead is.

[DeuceWallaces]

Most dentists work M - T off every Friday, no exceptions. That's how my dentist is, and the one I had before that. Pretty much a commonplace in the field.

That has not been my experiences with dentists.

[DonDadda59]

There's some venom being spewed from all angles in here. Nothing but vicious snakes :ohwell:

Serious question for Starface- what have you done besides talking on a message board about what you're going to do? Not trying to be a d*ck, just wondering if you've taken any classes, have any footage for a reel, have you gotten any ross reports, what's your 5-year plan? Basically what cards are you holding that will make a casting director or agent take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge you exist besides your self-proclaimed awesomeness?

[DeuceWallaces]

4 days a week and some days are much busier. The recession has hit us all but overall it's not been too bad. Now you need to realize that this is gross income. I'm sure Starface will remind us of that. It'll be fun to see what he estimates my overhead is.

Yeah, I'm not stupid enough to think that's your gross profit per day or that you were insinuating it was.

[Legend of Josh]

Wow, 30 patients in a day huh? As I look online, that's well above the average number reported.

Also, healthcaresalaryonline.com reports that the average annual salary for a dentist is 135k per year. But the figure you made today, averaged over a year, would be just over 2 million. My, you're doing well.

By the way, the figure I'm making, extrapolated over a year, is 148k

:pimp:

You have serious issues to do all this footwork in an attempt to disprove someone ONLINE, when there's absolutely no way you can validate your claim.

[vapid]

Most dentists work M - T off every Friday, no exceptions. That's how my dentist is, and the one I had before that. Pretty much a commonplace in the field.
My father works M-F with Thursday off and works Saturday mornings. But we've radically cut down on the number of patients and focus on larger procedures, especially after he received a new implant degree. Eases the workload.

[Legend of Josh]

That has not been my experiences with dentists.

Maybe not so much commercial dentists, but private practice.

[rufuspaul]

Wow, 30 patients in a day huh? As I look online, that's well above the average number reported.

Also, healthcaresalaryonline.com reports that the average annual salary for a dentist is 135k per year. But the figure you made today, averaged over a year, would be just over 2 million. My, you're doing well.

By the way, the figure I'm making, extrapolated over a year, is 148k

:pimp:

Actually the number of patients is low. I have 2 hygienists that are each capable of seeing 12 patients a day and I could see double what I'm seeing now. I don't know where you're getting your figures but for my area I am very average. Last year I grossed over 2 mil, taking home 390,000 before taxes. On the street where I live I probably have the lowest income. But who cares? I'm comfortable.

[Tito Beasley]

Yeah, I'm not stupid enough to think that's your gross profit per day or that you were insinuating it was.



And incidentally, I made more just today than your whole 17 day package is gonna pay.



hah.

[EroticVanilla]

Actually the number of patients is low. I have 2 hygienists that are each capable of seeing 12 patients a day and I could see double what I'm seeing now. I don't know where you're getting your figures but for my area I am very average. Last year I grossed over 2 mil, taking home 390,000 before taxes. On the street where I live I probably have the lowest income. But who cares? I'm comfortable.
390k is good though, if thats the lowest in your neighbor hood then your doing something right. My parents combined only make 60k a year so...

[DeuceWallaces]

Maybe not so much commercial dentists, but private practice.

Well I've never seen, nor do I even know, what a commercial dentist is.

[Tito Beasley]

Maybe not so much commercial dentists, but private practice.


lol what????

:roll:

[Legend of Josh]

My father works M-F with Thursday off and works Saturday mornings. But we've radically cut down on the number of patients and focus on larger procedures, especially after he received a new implant degree. Eases the workload.

Implants are becoming more and more popular. To my knowledge the procedure, materials, etc is not covered by most dental insurance, because it's considered a cosmetic operation.

[Tito Beasley]

Last year I grossed over 2 mil, taking home 390,000 before taxes.


So YOU made 1,870 dollars today, provided you're not lying about your annual, which you most likely are.


7k+ today.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :cheers:

[rufuspaul]

hah.

Well in your situation you probably won't have any tax hit on that since it will be the only income you make all year.

[DeuceWallaces]

So YOU made 1,870 dollars today, provided you're not lying about your annual, which you almost likely are.


7k+ today....

No matter how many smilies you post, the joke is still on you.

[rufuspaul]

So YOU made 1,870 dollars today, provided you're not lying about your annual, which you most likely are.


7k+ today.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :cheers:

I hang my head in shame. If only I could be you.

[Legend of Josh]

lol what????

:roll:

Yeah retard. There are dental establishments with whack names like Smiles 'R Us, etc where they bring in say 3-5 dentists, 10+ hygienists, etc. to run the business. They're typically open M - F, half days or longer on Saturdays. They're not considered private practice.

I really hope you know what you're doing with this Hollywood bullshit, because when it comes to real simple shit outside that bubble you live in, you are more clueless than a blonde bitch named Alicia Silverstone.

[Tito Beasley]

Well in your situation you probably won't have any tax hit on that since it will be the only income you make all year.


hey but at least i wont lie about it on the internet! :banana:

[Tito Beasley]

No matter how many smilies you post, the joke is still on you.


25 years old and living in hollywood

vs.

a forest gnome, car insurance sales guy, and dentist.


and if i actually posted pics of me vs pics of you guys it'd get even more lopsided

:ohwell:

[rufuspaul]

hey but at least i wont lie about it on the internet! :banana:

Who's lying? Everything I've posted is true. The thing about gross income is I produced it, meaning my own efforts resulted in those gross billings and collections. I'm proud of that. I pay my staff well and after all other expenses I still do okay. No lies here.

[rezznor]

i have lots of dentist friends and they all range from rich (one cheaper exotic car, one nice house) to filthy rich (multiple exotics, boats, several homes).

[DeuceWallaces]

25 years old and living in hollywood

vs.

a forest gnome, car insurance sales guy, and dentist.


and if i actually posted pics of me vs pics of you guys it'd get even more lopsided

:ohwell:

But you don't do anything. You're just there, and can't even support yourself.

[Tito Beasley]

Who's lying? Everything I've posted is true. The thing about gross income is I produced it, meaning my own efforts resulted in those gross billings and collections. I'm proud of that. I pay my staff well and after all other expenses I still do okay. No lies here.

So if you work for a company, and someone asks how much you make, you tell them all the income that your efforts produced for the company? lol clown

and why would you compare that to what i was talking about which is purely pocketed. it wouldnt even be a valid comparison.


so in other words, you were trying to be a big dog on the internet lol and make everyone think you made 7k today, and then got completely exposed as a liar, and are trying to play it off like "nah, you just misunderstood what i was sayin..."

[Legend of Josh]

Wow, I keep telling you I don't sell insurance. You keep pretending I do. Are you OK?

:hammerhead:

[Legend of Josh]

Thread keeps getting more and more comical. You almost want to feel sorry for the guy.

:(

... but I suppose we'll all be drowning in jealously and envy once he's the next big face in Hollywood.

[Tito Beasley]

Wow, I keep telling you I don't sell insurance. You keep pretending I do. Are you OK?

:hammerhead:


what do you do?

[rezznor]

Wow, I keep telling you I don't sell insurance. You keep pretending I do. Are you OK?

:hammerhead:
are you the indian kid that sits in Lamborghinis at car shows and then tries to tell people it's his? or am i confusing you with someone else?

[Legend of Josh]

are you the indian kid that sits in Lamborghinis at car shows and then tries to tell people it's his? or am i confusing you with someone else?

LOL ... you must be confused. I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously. WTF?

[vapid]

are you the indian kid that sits in Lamborghinis at car shows and then tries to tell people it's his? or am i confusing you with someone else?
Thats Glove_20.

[Tito Beasley]

are you the indian kid that sits in Lamborghinis at car shows and then tries to tell people it's his? or am i confusing you with someone else?


yeah that's him.

[rezznor]

i only browsed this thread but is it basically an argument between mid twenties kid that makes money from being a lab rat who has hopes for being a hollywood star and a dentist who owns his own practice and who has the better life/potential?


is this even an argument worth having?

[rufuspaul]

So if you work for a company, and someone asks how much you make, you tell them all the income that your efforts produced for the company? lol clown

and why would you compare that to what i was talking about which is purely pocketed. it wouldnt even be a valid comparison.


so in other words, you were trying to be a big dog on the internet lol and make everyone think you made 7k today, and then got completely exposed as a liar, and are trying to play it off like "nah, you just misunderstood what i was sayin..."

My business typically takes in more than that a day. My business consists of me as owner and president and sole stock holder. I showed you the numbers just for today. Now go be a lab rat for 17 days and report back on how you're spending your new found wealth.

[rezznor]

LOL ... you must be confused. I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously. WTF?
ahh , vapid cleared it up sorry. yeah it's glove...unless you are one of his alts. i dont really keep up.

[rufuspaul]

i only browsed this thread but is it basically an argument between mid twenties kid that makes money from being a lab rat and a dentist who owns his own practice and who has the better life/potential?

Yeah pretty much. I'm going to bed. Night all.

[Tito Beasley]

i only browsed this thread but is it basically an argument between mid twenties kid that makes money from being a lab rat who has hopes for being a hollywood star and a dentist who owns his own practice and who has the better life/potential?


is this even an argument worth having?


nope. the answer is me.

[Nanners]

are you the indian kid that sits in Lamborghinis at car shows and then tries to tell people it's his? or am i confusing you with someone else?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jailblazers7]

Only thing I found strange in this thread is starface listing the fact that he lives in Hollywood as an accomplishment.

[Tito Beasley]

Yeah pretty much. I'm going to bed. Night all.


having to lie about yourself on the internet and then trying to twist your way out of it must be exhausting.

[Legend of Josh]

what do you do?

I've already told you this dick cheese. The position I hold is something along the lines of what is normally considered a pricing analyst. The company I work for, I'm assigned specific states we write in, and using both internal (quarterly/yearly) and external data, determine a fair and justifiable rating model to base auto insurance rates on.

It involves many factors. It's not just loss ratio data either. State specific laws also come into play, especially in Maryland which is one of my states. I look at zip code data, consumer reports, age, gender data, etc. It's very boring, but hey, it pays the bills and takes a unique and dedicated mind to be successful at it.

It's not as easy as it sounds either. Everything a pricing analyst changes from one rate revision to the next, must be approved by the state's DOI. It's not just free reign yay the insurance company calls all the shots. No, if you're unhappy about your rate, take it up with your state b/c those bastards are the ones who approved it.

Anything else you'd like to know, dick cheese?

[Tito Beasley]

I've already told you this dick cheese. The position I hold is something along the lines of what is normally considered a pricing analyst. The company I work for, I'm assigned specific states we write in, and using both internal (quarterly/yearly) and external data, determine a fair and justifiable rating model to base auto insurance rates on.

It involves many factors. It's not just loss ratio data either. State specific laws also come into play, especially in Maryland which is one of my states. I look at zip code data, consumer reports, age, gender data, etc. It's very boring, but hey, it pays the bills and takes a unique and dedicated mind to be successful at it.

It's not as easy as it sounds either. Everything a pricing analyst changes from one rate revision to the next, must be approved by the state's DOI. It's not just free reign yay the insurance company calls all the shots. No, if you're unhappy about your rate, take it up with your state b/c those bastards are the ones who approved it.

Anything else you'd like to know, dick cheese?


yeah, how many times a day do you think about killing yourself?

[DeuceWallaces]

having to lie about yourself on the internet and then trying to twist your way out of it must be exhausting.

Doesn't seem to tire you out.

[Legend of Josh]

yeah, how many times a day do you think about killing yourself?

I'm OK, thanks for asking though. I'm wondering. If this whole Hollywood venture fails (and make no mistake about it, it will) how long before you off yourself? Don't worry, we'll throw a thread funeral party for you. Hell, maybe Jeff and Steve will upload some new emotions in celebration.

[Tito Beasley]

Doesn't seem to tire you out.


good one. why does your face have diaper rash?

[Nanners]

yeah, how many times a day do you think about killing yourself?

yeah seriously LOJ you should get a real career like taking clinical drug trials

[rezznor]

yeah seriously LOJ you should get a real career like taking clinical drug trials
i hear sitting in on game shows is where the real money is at.

[Legend of Josh]

good one. why does your face have diaper rash?

This is all you do. You attempt pathetic jokes at someone's appearance. When will you and your bullshit act end? You come with no substance, no originality, and we're supposed to think you're really something special. SMH.

[DeuceWallaces]

good one. why does your face have diaper rash?

I have good complexion, what can I say.

[rufuspaul]

Okay, back and refreshed after a good night's sleep. So Chris, you asked and I provided numbers specifically for my production yesterday and my personal income for last year. Now I have some questions for you.

1. What is your income and from what source is it derived? This info can be found on your tax return from last year, assuming you filed one.

2. How much money do you expect to make when you break into the entertainment industry?

3. Will you still go by Chris Samuels or will you have a stage name?

[DeuceWallaces]

I think Tito Beasley would be an excellent stage name.

[GOBB]

Starface with the usual insults followed by the what do you do for a living routine. :oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

Starface gets confronted with some real life questions and bolts. smh.

[DeuceWallaces]

Okay, back and refreshed after a good night's sleep. So Chris, you asked and I provided numbers specifically for my production yesterday and my personal income for last year. Now I have some questions for you.

1. What is your income and from what source is it derived? This info can be found on your tax return from last year, assuming you filed one.

2. How much money do you expect to make when you break into the entertainment industry?

3. Will you still go by Chris Samuels or will you have a stage name?

What's that tough guy making and what does he expect to make?

[Cannonball]

hahhahahhahaha

[DeuceWallaces]

I guess he's not ready for some real shit. Or maybe he's waiting for his dad to mail him his tax returns.

[JtotheIzzo]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I would avoid any sort of clinical trial that offered $7k for two weeks of work. You don't figure maybe there's a reason they need to pay people an exorbitant amount of money to do nothing except be guinea pigs?


this...

I have been trying to avoid the piling on threads unless I am directly invloved, but Starface, PLEASE don't brag about how great your life is in one post and then in the next post talk about the fact that you are entering a clinical trial to be a guinea pig.

In my old job we did consulting work for big drug firms like Novartis, Roche and MSD (Merck), and the one thing all the people there said they'd never do personally is participate in these things.

Be VERY careful as to what you test and what they make you sign.

Seriously.

It may seem very harmless, but it could easily cause irreparable damage to the kidneys, liver, pancreas etc...

And if you are gonna live that 'Hollywood Life' you'll need those in fine working order.

There is a reason they are testing it.

[BirmingHamBama]

Why are you guys so touch On Mr. Beasley?

I mean the dude is a young man trying to make it in Hollywood. Why are you guys stomping all over his aspirations? I wish I had to the balls to go to Hollywood and try to make it as an actor. It's a pretty crazy life decision. I am in college as most people my age are. And it takes a lot of guts to deviate from this bourgeoisie life path and pursue something different like try and become an actor.

Props to you Mr. Beasley. Keep your chin up and I'm sure you will run into some sitcom or movie roles.

[pete's montreux]

Why are you guys so touch On Mr. Beasley?

I mean the dude is a young man trying to make it in Hollywood. Why are you guys stomping all over his aspirations? I wish I had to the balls to go to Hollywood and try to make it as an actor. It's a pretty crazy life decision. I am in college as most people my age are. And it takes a lot of guts to deviate from this bourgeoisie life path and pursue something different like try and become an actor.

Props to you Mr. Beasley. Keep your chin up and I'm sure you will run into some sitcom or movie roles.

Wasn't one of starface's accounts Birmingham1955? Just sayin'

[hayden695]

Yo JDG what oil company are you working for? I have been trying to weigh the pros and cons of going out on the rigs myself. Though i'd be roughnecking or something, and from what you said yours sounds a little better:oldlol:

[Hawker]

Yo JDG what oil company are you working for? I have been trying to weigh the pros and cons of going out on the rigs myself. Though i'd be roughnecking or something, and from what you said yours sounds a little better:oldlol:

If you or JDG want a future in the oil industry, start out roughnecking or start out as a field hand for a service company (Halliburton/Schlumberger/BJ). If you like being outside, like cussing, like BSing all the time and like having fun, it's the job for you. There's a lot of down time (meaning you aren't slinging chains or tripping in pipe or running casing 24/7) but roughnecking can give you a lot of experience. It's a dangerous job but it will pay the bills for you and if you have a family and a wife that is really supportive, it can be a great job.

Just don't fall into the lifestyle all the way (strippers, dip/smoking 24/7, prostitutes) and you should be fine.

[johndeeregreen]

Yo JDG what oil company are you working for? I have been trying to weigh the pros and cons of going out on the rigs myself. Though i'd be roughnecking or something, and from what you said yours sounds a little better:oldlol:
I don't work out in the field. I work in shipping at one of their office/fabrication shop/mechanical repair/warehouse locations. I've only been there three days, but can't complain so far.

[johndeeregreen]

There is a reason they are testing it.
And a reason they need to promise seven grand for people to get on board.:ohwell:

[DeuceWallaces]

And a reason they need to promise seven grand for people to get on board.:ohwell:

I doubt that number is even true.

[hayden695]

If you or JDG want a future in the oil industry, start out roughnecking or start out as a field hand for a service company (Halliburton/Schlumberger/BJ). If you like being outside, like cussing, like BSing all the time and like having fun, it's the job for you. There's a lot of down time (meaning you aren't slinging chains or tripping in pipe or running casing 24/7) but roughnecking can give you a lot of experience. It's a dangerous job but it will pay the bills for you and if you have a family and a wife that is really supportive, it can be a great job.

Just don't fall into the lifestyle all the way (strippers, dip/smoking 24/7, prostitutes) and you should be fine.
I have no desire to have a future in it. But the money around here would be great. And very little is needed other than a drivers license (obv got it) and h2os ticket (could easily get it).

Yah what I heard from everyone is try not to get into the lifestyle. Lots of drugs, booze and hookers. I smoke a ton already so they couldn't taint my soul with that lol.

Yah jdg I figured you weren't out in the field, you seem like a smarter guy than that. Not saying it's dumbass work, just would be a waste.

[GOBB]

Its later in the week, any sign of the Zoolander headshots?

[Jailblazers7]

Its later in the week, any sign of the Zoolander headshots?

I can imagine starface after a real days work:

"I think I've got the black lung pops, eh eh." :oldlol:

[Se]

Where are his headshots, twitter account etc?

I hope they're faptastic.

[GOBB]

I can imagine starface after a real days work:

"I think I've got the black lung pops, eh eh." :oldlol:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause:

[Se]

Is this the same guy that's a Clippers fan?

If so, I've seen his pics. He's a skinny whiteboy wanna be gangster.

[pete's montreux]

I can imagine starface after a real days work:

"I think I've got the black lung pops, eh eh." :oldlol:

:roll::roll:

[DeuceWallaces]

Okay, back and refreshed after a good night's sleep. So Chris, you asked and I provided numbers specifically for my production yesterday and my personal income for last year. Now I have some questions for you.

1. What is your income and from what source is it derived? This info can be found on your tax return from last year, assuming you filed one.

2. How much money do you expect to make when you break into the entertainment industry?

3. Will you still go by Chris Samuels or will you have a stage name?

:oldlol:

[Tito Beasley]

Its later in the week, any sign of the Zoolander headshots?

As a matter of fact, yes!

She sent over the first finished copy this morning. (What happens is during the shoot she takes continuous pictures with a few different outfits and backgrounds, then I pick a total of six that I want professionally cropped and edited. The first one is done and on my computer).

I will post it........


......as soon as Gobb tells us right here in this thread what he does for a living.




Ga'head Gobb. Everyone wants to see the shots. Don't disappoint 'em!!

:oldlol:

[hayden695]

As a matter of fact, yes!

She sent over the first finished copy this morning. (What happens is during the shoot she takes continuous pictures with a few different outfits and backgrounds, then I pick a total of six that I want professionally cropped and edited. The first one is done and on my computer).

I will post it........


......as soon as Gobb tells us right here in this thread what he does for a living.




Ga'head Gobb. Everyone wants to see the shots. Don't disappoint 'em!!

:oldlol:
Mailman>>>Labrat. Maybe even add a couple more >>> in there.

[Tito Beasley]

Mailman>>>Labrat. Maybe even add a couple more >>> in there.


lol what?? who are you!?

:lol i always take it as a compliment when posters ive never even heard of or noticed address me and include the information about my life they've apparently been keeping up with. even though its kind of creepy, i guess that's part of the business i'm in....

[nolebball]

lol what?? who are you!?

:lol i always take it as a compliment when posters ive never even heard of or noticed address me and include the information about my life they've apparently been keeping up with. even though its kind of creepy, i guess that's part of the business i'm in....

It's called reading this thread and then posting. But please don't take it as a compliment that I just responded to that.

[hayden695]

lol what?? who are you!?

:lol i always take it as a compliment when posters ive never even heard of or noticed address me and include the information about my life they've apparently been keeping up with. even though its kind of creepy, i guess that's part of the business i'm in....
I'm hayden695 of course. And I wouldn't take it as a compliment. You have just made a name for yourself as an ignorant, spoiled kid who has no sense of the real world and is trying to live in a fantasy where he thinks he will be some star.

But hey, maybe I am wrong. Prove it to me oh great Tito Beasly.

[DeuceWallaces]

address me and include the information about my life they've apparently been keeping up with.

Ha, that's exactly what you do.

[Tito Beasley]

Ha, that's exactly what you do.


i only know information about you and rufuspaul and loj etc because i've actually had discussions with you as posters so i've remembered some of the information you've shared.

i've never even seen or heard of this guy as a poster and he's keeping up with my personal life? :roll:


edit: i just noticed he even has a reference to catzhernandez in his poster location.

lol wow, stalker much!??!?

[hayden695]

i only know information about you and rufuspaul and loj etc because i've actually had discussions with you as posters so i've remembered some of the information you've shared.

i've never even seen or heard of this guy as a poster and he's keeping up with my personal life? :roll:
What you've never heard of Hayden695?!?! Have you been under a rock the last two years? I am like the lifeblood of ISH.

:bankshot:

[DeuceWallaces]

Hayden isn't a nobody, and if I'm not mistaken we've all chatzy'd quite a bit with Catz; not a stalker.

[EroticVanilla]

i only know information about you and rufuspaul and loj etc because i've actually had discussions with you as posters so i've remembered some of the information you've shared.

i've never even seen or heard of this guy as a poster and he's keeping up with my personal life? :roll:


edit: i just noticed he even has a reference to catzhernandez in his poster location.

lol wow, stalker much!??!?
Dude you posted about being a lab rat in THIS THREAD. All he has to do is read the thread to know what you do, he doesn't need to hire Sherlock Holmes to look this shit up.

[hayden695]

And the catz reference is a joke. It is a bit of a long story but I used a picture of his for an avy and made my location to go along with it. I thought it was pretty clever. Though I guess I am not as bright as someone who feels like getting drugs put in them for some money is a good idea. If only I could be as smart as you starface, alas I am not.

[Tito Beasley]

Dude you posted about being a lab rat in THIS THREAD. All he has to do is read the thread to know what you do, he doesn't need to hire Sherlock Holmes to look this shit up.


lol another one. i have no idea who you are, yet you've read through an entire 13 page thread about me.

you better maintain this loyalty when it comes time to buy tickets

[nolebball]

It seems as if your "the world revolves around me" state of mind is as bad as an 8 year old girl's.

[DonDadda59]

Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?

The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.

[EroticVanilla]

lol another one. i have no idea who you are, yet you've read through an entire 13 page thread about me.

you better maintain this loyalty when it comes time to buy tickets
I'll be first in line.

I was just correcting you about Hayden because I didn't want you to confuse his bitch ass with a real dedicated stalker like me.

[Tito Beasley]

It seems as if your "the world revolves around me" state of mind is as bad as an 8 year old girl's.


:wtf:

i didnt create this thread about me. another poster did. apparently some people's world's (deucewallace, gobb, legend of josh, rufuspaul, petes montreux) actually do revolve around me. also, if you look at the commonality of physical appearance of those posters........you can see why some jealousy and vicarious living would come into play.

[hayden695]

I'll be first in line.

I was just correcting you about Hayden because I didn't want you to confuse his bitch ass with a real dedicated stalker like me.
My stalking game>>>Yours.

I got shots of Catz in the shower. What what!

[IcanzIIravor]

Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?

The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.

I'm curious how he does it as well. I wish him the best of luck though. If he makes it, it will make for a interesting story in itself.

[nolebball]

The line is getting longer!

To answer your question, it's beginning to look like all I really need to do it send a prospective agent a link to this thread, so he can see just how many people seem to be keen on following my every move.

HOWEVER, the time has come for me to stand on my principles. I will not post in this thread again until Gobb states what he does for a living. And it can't be a sarcastic, facetious, dismissive answer. Gobb has to state in complete earnest what it is he does for a living, as a profession, to earn income, etc.

Otherwise this thread and the prospect of my posting headshots in it are dead to me.

Oh no what are we to do now?

[EroticVanilla]

My stalking game>>>Yours.

I got shots of Catz in the shower. What what!
Please. I have a shrine to Starface in my closet, ala Helga in "Hey Arnold".

[Tito Beasley]

Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?

The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.


The line is getting longer!

To answer your question, it's beginning to look like all I really need to do it send a prospective agent a link to this thread, so he can see just how many people seem to be keen on following my every move.

HOWEVER, the time has come for me to stand on my principles. I will not post in this thread again until Gobb states what he does for a living. And it can't be a sarcastic, facetious, or dismissive answer. Gobb has to state in complete earnest what it is he does for a living, as a profession, to earn income, etc and give a few quick details to indicate it's legit and then I will respond by posting my headshot.

Otherwise this thread and the prospect of my posting headshots in it are dead to me.

[hayden695]

Please. I have a shrine to Starface in my closet, ala Helga in "Hey Arnold".
Dude, I already pre-ordered tickets to his first movie. And if I ever see him in the real world I plan on chaining him up in my basement and making him my gimp ala "Pulp Fiction"

[DonDadda59]

The line is getting longer!

n*gga please :oldlol:

If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.

So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.

[IcanzIIravor]

The line is getting longer!

To answer your question, it's beginning to look like all I really need to do it send a prospective agent a link to this thread, so he can see just how many people seem to be keen on following my every move.

HOWEVER, the time has come for me to stand on my principles. I will not post in this thread again until Gobb states what he does for a living. And it can't be a sarcastic, facetious, or dismissive answer. Gobb has to state in complete earnest what it is he does for a living, as a profession, to earn income, etc and give a few quick details to indicate it's legit and then I will respond by posting my headshot.

Otherwise this thread and the prospect of my posting headshots in it are dead to me.

If I recall correctly DonDadda59 is another guy already in the business. If so it may be smart to try to take in what he has said.

[hayden695]

n*gga please :oldlol:

If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.

So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.
Jeez looks like I'm off the Tito wagon and on yours. Major props on all that.

[EroticVanilla]

Dude, I already pre-ordered tickets to his first movie. And if I ever see him in the real world I plan on chaining him up in my basement and making him my gimp ala "Pulp Fiction"
I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.

[hayden695]

I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.
I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.

[mattevans11]

n*gga please :oldlol:

If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.

So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.


is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?

[EroticVanilla]

I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.
Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gods body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.

[chungerball]

Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gobs body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.


:wtf: :rockon: :roll: :lol :oldlol: :D :eek: :bowdown: :pimp: :banana:

[hayden695]

is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?
I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.

And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.

[EroticVanilla]

I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.

And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.
Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.

[hayden695]

Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.
I am trying to think of a better one. But all I can think of are lame ones about Keiser Soze for whatever reason.

[Lamar Doom]

is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?

I can't verify his agency but he definitely had a part on ER or some other episodic procedural medical drama. He had a link to it here at the time and he was good. He's got "a look", I'd put him in something. Tough to gauge someone's chops from limited footage but as long as you can deliver lines and hit your marks it's more about getting the opportunity than it is some profound rare talent. There are definitely some people with a gift for facial subtlety and other things that I might consider strong "virtues" of a screen actor, but I've worked enough now to where I really believe it's just a matter of having a certain look and being able to deliver lines. Some of these actors/actresses seem so shitty when you're filming but you shoot it so many times, shoot so much coverage, ADR, music/post production, by the time the final edit hits it's seamless. Other times they suck regardless but stay working because they're attractive or recognizable or whatever it is that keeps actors working.


n*gga please :oldlol:

I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency..

which agency, if you dont mind? you gonna be in LA at some point or gonna milk the east coast a bit longer?


Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?


I have seen some of the funniest f*cking headshots, I wish it were ethical to compile some of them for a funny bathroom reader. Hideous style, hideous choices, hair/makeup, expressions, etc. Amazing. We get these little printouts from central casting when we're casting weird shit like dead bodies or guys in the band (odd parts where we need a non speaking specialty role) that have 9 little polaroid type shots of actors, truly unbelievable, you can't believe the nut jobs in this town.



The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.

sadly there's a lot of truth to this, I was going to suggest (to you Starface) making a few things up on your resume. Commercials or plays back east maybe, I don't know. Not sure it matters but I know they aren't going to look into that stuff. And I stand by the suggestion of getting on low budget indy stuff so you can build up your reel. DonDadda will even admit there's a lot of luck involved. Luck and nepotism, you're gonna need a little bit of one or the other (or both). Be cool to everyone you meet on these productions, you never know who's going to be producing or directing some thing you'd like to be in.


anyways you guys should play nice, maybe you'll be in the next miami vice together. (someone with good photoshop skills please make a miami vice poster with starface as don johnson and don as tubbs)

[GOBB]

Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?

Its not a big deal.

[Tito Beasley]

Its not a big deal.

YOU made the thread asking for them, then promptly bumped it again at the end of the week!!!!!!!!


LMAO! and now i've named the simple criteria for posting the shots, that being you stating on the record what exactly it is you do for a living, and you're like "pssh, i mean you know its no big deal if you post 'em or whatever"


gobb, you seriously fail in every imaginable way. you ended up getting completely punked in your own thread lol. oh gobb. i dont even know what to say.....

[Tito Beasley]

lol phuckin gobb.

watch him wait 3 days pretending like he doesnt notice the thread and then finally make a post that has nothing to do with the clear, easy, totally resolvable solution, that being him just simply telling everyone what he does for a living.

gobb i remember one time we caught you in a lie about being a "junior accountant" maybe you could bs that again? hell, if you just up and tell everyone that you do nothing except live in your moms basement in the philly burbs i'll post the shot. of course, i remember you already tried to claim the "GOBB" that posted on phillyburbs.com wasn't you :roll: i guess you have too much gangsta pride to admit to posting on a site about the suburbs.

either way gobb, you are funny. funny how? funny like you're a clown? you're here to amuse us? well, yes. :oldlol:

[Tito Beasley]

let's go gobb, time's a-wastin.

you just posted in this thread and you're posting in the bball forum, so we all know you're here.

time to man up, goob. you created a thread asking to see my headshot. you bumped the thread later in the week, asking to see it again.

all it takes now is for you to throw out a couple sentences describing what you do for a living. is that really enough to make you duck a thread in embarrassment????? :lol almost everyone here has given a description of what they do to earn income. it's your turn gobb. you started the thread and apparently a lot of people are reading it. and everyone's apparently eager to see the shots.

so it's all on you. let's go.

[DC's Finest]

Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gods body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.
:roll:

[Tito Beasley]

bump 4 gobb

[GOBB]

I made this thread because as you usually do? Invite us into your delusional world by telling us "I'll have headshot photos Wed, so you all can see!". I created a thread for entertainment purposes which I'm getting by the way as posters treat you like a human pinata. In hopes you actually do post headshots so we can all laugh and clown on them. And if you dont? Well we can roast you for lying further supporting how delusional you are as this road to Hollywood is one big daydream. Someone pinch starface. Or do your parents do that for you since they still support you financially?

I bumped this thread to see if you feed us some silly excuse or actually post them. Again for entertainment purposes and you dont fail there. Wed came and went and when I ask where the photos are? You reply "Hey just as i read your post I got an email with an attatchment of my headshots. I'll post them soon as they are airbrushed and photoshopped later this week". Later this week has 1 foot out the door and if you dont hurry it'll leave. Where are thou headshots o Romeo? You reply "I have them right here. Right now. But you have to tell me things about your life before I post them. I want to see if you are still dependant on your parents like I am. And well if you're not then i'll joke on whatever you do like I do DueceWallaces. Or if I cant joke on what you do like rufuspaul i'll make fun of your looks and age. Then I'll give you my redundant nonsense how my life > yours, my life to be >>>> yours blah blah blah. So yeah you want these headshots then you gotta give up something for it."

Hence why its not a big deal to me or anyone in this thread because you either post them or dont. We'll still joke on you regardless. No one wants to type we really dont care if he posts them or not. Why? You may not post them if you did go to the mall and take glamour shots lookin like Lil Jon Benet Ramsey. And well whatever headshots you have we'd like to see and just laugh at you. Sounds silly. But thats the truth of the matter. But why the holdup? You're coming off like Pacman. You're in here arguing with people who have jobs, bank accounts. And those who dont arent posting like they are actually someone important. Actually humble, cool not an assclown such as yourself. You're nothing more than an extra monthly bill for your parents. Until you lose that status? Until you lose that silver spoon in your mouth. Maybe we can chop it up a bit about life outside of the internet.


And about that finding me posting on another website? Thats balloney. I explained it to your simply minded self already. I have to hold your bike while you attempt to pedal again. My username on ISH was God of BBALL and Return of God of BBALL. Posters there shortened my username to "GOBB". So when ISH created this board we're on now? I just went with GOBB as my username. Everyone types it anyone, makes sense to use it right? You googled my username (like seriously) and noticed someone posted under "gobb" on a philly burb site. GOBB lives in Philly but moved to the burbs, this has to be him. Yet the date that user used "gobb" was prior to this board being created. And it was in lowercase, I type GOBB in caps. Do you even still have the link? Post it. Because what that person using the name wrote was nothing I would type.



I googled myself and found...

GOBB's videos (http://www.youtube.com/user/gobb)

A youtube user named gobb. Thats me too? I'm sure it is right. :rolleyes:

I dont go by "GOBB" on other msgboards, any websites I may be on. Just here. Explained that to you 100 times, now its 101.


GOBB defined on urbandictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gobb)



Hey d!ckface, want to know what I do for a living? I'm a baker...

Oodle's and GOBB's Cheesecakes (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tulsa-OK/Oodles-Gobbs-Cheesecake-Shoppe/194456701951)



Look I'm on twitter...

http://twitter.com/gobb

Google has a list of gobb hits. I'm all of them. :violin:

[AirGauge23]

Vintage GOBB :oldlol:

[Tito Beasley]

I made this thread because as you usually do? Invite us into your delusional world by telling us "I'll have headshot photos Wed, so you all can see!". I created a thread for entertainment purposes which I'm getting by the way as posters treat you like a human pinata. In hopes you actually do post headshots so we can all laugh and clown on them. And if you dont? Well we can roast you for lying further supporting how delusional you are as this road to Hollywood is one big daydream. Someone pinch starface. Or do your parents do that for you since they still support you financially?

I bumped this thread to see if you feed us some silly excuse or actually post them. Again for entertainment purposes and you dont fail there. Wed came and went and when I ask where the photos are? You reply "Hey just as i read your post I got an email with an attatchment of my headshots. I'll post them soon as they are airbrushed and photoshopped later this week". Later this week has 1 foot out the door and if you dont hurry it'll leave. Where are thou headshots o Romeo? You reply "I have them right here. Right now. But you have to tell me things about your life before I post them. I want to see if you are still dependant on your parents like I am. And well if you're not then i'll joke on whatever you do like I do DueceWallaces. Or if I cant joke on what you do like rufuspaul i'll make fun of your looks and age. Then I'll give you my redundant nonsense how my life > yours, my life to be >>>> yours blah blah blah. So yeah you want these headshots then you gotta give up something for it."

Hence why its not a big deal to me or anyone in this thread because you either post them or dont. We'll still joke on you regardless. No one wants to type we really dont care if he posts them or not. Why? You may not post them if you did go to the mall and take glamour shots lookin like Lil Jon Benet Ramsey. And well whatever headshots you have we'd like to see and just laugh at you. Sounds silly. But thats the truth of the matter. But why the holdup? You're coming off like Pacman. You're in here arguing with people who have jobs, bank accounts. And those who dont arent posting like they are actually someone important. Actually humble, cool not an assclown such as yourself. You're nothing more than an extra monthly bill for your parents. Until you lose that status? Until you lose that silver spoon in your mouth. Maybe we can chop it up a bit about life outside of the internet.


And about that finding me posting on another website? Thats balloney. I explained it to your simply minded self already. I have to hold your bike while you attempt to pedal again. My username on ISH was God of BBALL and Return of God of BBALL. Posters there shortened my username to "GOBB". So when ISH created this board we're on now? I just went with GOBB as my username. Everyone types it anyone, makes sense to use it right? You googled my username (like seriously) and noticed someone posted under "gobb" on a philly burb site. GOBB lives in Philly but moved to the burbs, this has to be him. Yet the date that user used "gobb" was prior to this board being created. And it was in lowercase, I type GOBB in caps. Do you even still have the link? Post it. Because what that person using the name wrote was nothing I would type.



I googled myself and found...

GOBB's videos (http://www.youtube.com/user/gobb)

A youtube user named gobb. Thats me too? I'm sure it is right. :rolleyes:

I dont go by "GOBB" on other msgboards, any websites I may be on. Just here. Explained that to you 100 times, now its 101.


GOBB defined on urbandictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gobb)



Hey d!ckface, want to know what I do for a living? I'm a baker...

Oodle's and GOBB's Cheesecakes (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tulsa-OK/Oodles-Gobbs-Cheesecake-Shoppe/194456701951)



Look I'm on twitter...

http://twitter.com/gobb

Google has a list of gobb hits. I'm all of them. :violin:

lol gobb, you make me laugh. you are like the jim rome of the internet. your entire sense of pride in life comes from "burning" people on the internet in front of all your e-peers. you try way to hard to setup your "burns" and then feel all good about yourself for doing a burn in from of all your e-peeps. you live for your reputation on the web. seriously classic. sure, you may not have anything to contribute when it comes to sports, music, politics, not having a bedroom down the hall from your moms, etc. but as a 35 year old man, you sure can flame people on the internet with forced lame metaphors, stretch comparisons, corny rhetoric, etc. lol

BUT don't think by typing out a long post it's gonna excuse you from answering the question or divert attention from the matter at hand. All that typing and you STILL didnt answer the question!!!!!!!!!

GOBB, AS A 34 YEAR OLD MALE LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING??!!?!?!

There will be no other discussion here until you answer this question lol.

[GOBB]

lol gobb, you make me laugh. you are like the jim rome of the internet. your entire sense of pride in life comes from "burning" people on the internet in front of all your e-peers. you try way to hard to setup your "burns" and then feel all good about yourself for doing a burn in from of all your e-peeps. you live for your reputation on the web. seriously classic. sure, you may not have anything to contribute when it comes to sports, music, politics, not having a bedroom down the hall from your moms, etc. but as a 35 year old man, you sure can flame people on the internet with forced lame metaphors, stretch comparisons, corny rhetoric, etc. lol

BUT don't think by typing out a long post it's gonna excuse you from answering the question or divert attention from the matter at hand. All that typing and you STILL didnt answer the question!!!!!!!!!

GOBB, AS A 34 YEAR OLD MALE LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING??!!?!?!

There will be no other discussion here until you answer this question lol.



i thought he was 35?

I'm Benjamin Button.

[chungerball]

This thread is going nowhere!!!:rant

[boozehound]

This thread is going nowhere!!!:rant
just like chris' acting career. Hiyo!

[AirGauge23]

just like chris' acting career. Hiyo!

http://www.nndb.com/people/377/000114035/jimrome03.jpg-"Chris"

[DeuceWallaces]

Chrissy Samuels

[Tito Beasley]

just like chris' acting career. Hiyo!


Chrissy Samuels



viral marketing ftw, thanks guys.


pump me up on the other websites you visit as well if you can

[rezznor]

viral marketing ftw, thanks guys.


pump me up on the other websites you visit as well if you can


wouldn't people have to know who you actually are for viral marketing to work? you fail at self promotion.

"i can't wait to see that tito beasley movie"

"who the fugg is tito beasly?"

[Tito Beasley]

wouldn't people have to know who you actually are for viral marketing to work? you fail at self promotion.

"i can't wait to see that tito beasley movie"

"who the fugg is tito beasly?"


wait a minute....



are you really that stupid or are you just pretending for the lulz?

[IcanzIIravor]

wait a minute....



are you really that stupid or are you just pretending for the lulz?

What type of acting do you feel is your best strength? Comedy, drama, action or a bit of everything?

[vapid]

What type of acting do you feel is your best strength? Comedy, drama, action or a bit of everything?
Reality tv.

[rezznor]

surprise surprise anotha hood rat living off his momma and the good will o the us govament

now that stepinfetchit done done what you ask i think you should bless this board wit your pleasant pictures so we can honor and marvel at yo beautiful striking classic european features

don' let us down
much better gimmick then that hippie one

[chungerball]

much better gimmick then that hippie one

agreed! Uncle ruckus is the shiit.

[GOBB]

The boy wonder is back (or stopped lurking that is).

Pix? :confusedshrug:

[Juges8932]

Never even thought to apply to med school. How many dentists do you know who flunked out of said school? I don't know of any and I know a few.

I thought it was nearly impossible to flunk out of med school unless you really, really give them absolutely no other choice? At least after the first year.

[ROCSteady]

This part of your post, where you answer the question posed by the OP, is quite good and to the point. I didn't expect that.

As Jay put it, he's still always gunna be a Craftsman tool.

*Starface w/ Reptile avatar* Who wants to buy my ITunes library? $250................c'mon guys, $175??????

[ROCSteady]

Wow, 30 patients in a day huh? As I look online, that's well above the average number reported.

Also, healthcaresalaryonline.com reports that the average annual salary for a dentist is 135k per year. But the figure you made today, averaged over a year, would be just over 2 million. My, you're doing well.

By the way, the figure I'm making, extrapolated over a year, is 148k

:pimp:

U are so very pathetic for researching dental field daily averages just to call out a 'loser' (Rufus is one of the best posters here) on a lie

[boozehound]

did we ever see his promised headshots he made such a big deal out of? what a ****ing tool

[GOBB]

did we ever see his promised headshots he made such a big deal out of? what a ****ing tool

:oldlol:

[I am that I am]

The tools making a big deal about the head shots are GOBB and Boozehound and their followers

[boozehound]

The tools making a big deal about the head shots are GOBB and Boozehound and their followers
uh ok, Bruinlove. He talked them up and told everyone he'd post them in exchange for some information (which he got). He even went out of his way to photoshop them up and post them mostly blacked out. Just shows hes not a man of his word, which was to be expected.

Whats the matter, havent been embarrassed enough by being factually incorrect in everythread in the OTC? Did I hurt your feelings and pride by repeatedly calling you on your bullshit?

[I am that I am]

uh ok, Bruinlove. He talked them up and told everyone he'd post them in exchange for some information (which he got). He even went out of his way to photoshop them up and post them mostly blacked out. Just shows hes not a man of his word, which was to be expected.

Whats the matter, havent been embarrassed enough by being factually incorrect in everythread in the OTC? Did I hurt your feelings and pride by repeatedly calling you on your bullshit?
wow why so defensive? :roll:

u mad?

[ElPigto]

Eres un pendejo Tito.

[Hawker]

uh ok, Bruinlove. He talked them up and told everyone he'd post them in exchange for some information (which he got). He even went out of his way to photoshop them up and post them mostly blacked out. Just shows hes not a man of his word, which was to be expected.

Whats the matter, havent been embarrassed enough by being factually incorrect in everythread in the OTC? Did I hurt your feelings and pride by repeatedly calling you on your bullshit?

Did GOBB actually tell him his job and such? I don't see it anywhere.

[YAWN]

This thread is going nowhere!!!:rant
sure seems like it

[Tito Beasley]

sure seems like it



:roll:


i'm gonna post them soon, dont worry. i just have a few more questions for gobb. then i will post them. i promise.


in the meantime since everyone loves seeing my face, i will give you a morsel to tide you over.





http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6323/mechen4.jpg



i just got my hair cut the day before, so i dont look as good as i do when im right in the middle of a haircut cycle, but oh well, you cant win 'em all!

[branslowski]

Oh, so this is the douche bag who's been trolling the NBA forum...

[PowerGlove]

slack body.

[chungerball]

:roll:


i'm gonna post them soon, dont worry. i just have a few more questions for gobb. then i will post them. i promise.


in the meantime since everyone loves seeing my face, i will give you a morsel to tide you over.





http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6323/mechen4.jpg




i just got my hair cut the day before, so i dont look as good as i do when im right in the middle of a haircut cycle, but oh well, you cant win 'em all!

Dude...Not to hate, but is your hairline receding?

[JtotheIzzo]

Oh, so this is the douche bag who's been trolling the NBA forum...

nah dude, that was you.

[Tito Beasley]

Dude...Not to hate, but is your hairline receding?


actually no, i'm 25 and its been at that same point since i was about 20. theres a picture of me that everyone has seen here of me at the beach about three years ago and my hair is the exact same way. i have that thing where it goes back a little bit at the temple, but its not going away. it looks exaggerated because as i said, i just got my haircut. my uncle who i look just like is 43 and has the same hairline as i do.




AlPa has the same type thing:

http://www.poster.net/pacino-al/pacino-al-photo-al-pacino-6233480.jpg

[branslowski]

I also have this weird feeling that your gay in real life.