Kblaze8855
05-30-2010, 03:10 PM
First let me say....
This one does involve semen as did the first. Its not a....theme. They were written literally 2 years apart with maybe 15-20 of these between them. But they speak more to what a man would do in a situation than anything personal about the person being asked. The next one I post will be semen free...promise. Also...this is only the second one that involves a massive viral video sweeping the internet. Its just by chance both things line up in the first 2 of these im posting.
Now...
Lets say we all come up with a good idea for Mask tv.. A site that makes porn videos out of its fans fantasies by flying them out and shooting them. Real site. Look it up later. They get a good idea they bring you in and you can film it with their selection of "actors". So...we came up with one and it was accepted and after much discussion we decided you would be the one to go film it.
The story? A guy is going out to meet a male friend of his from ISH. They are meeting for a game after posting together for years and finding out they both live in the same city. One has some tickets t oa game with a spare and he invited the other......and it turns out hes really Keyra Augustina...the first result that comes back when you look for "perfect ass":
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/keyra_agustina_sexy_ass_booty_sex_1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8o12NMELSYA/SfrvdQO8JQI/AAAAAAAAB-A/yCfOgWiMfZo/s400/keyra-augustina-ass-face-and-mouth-shot11.jpg
She tells you when you meet that she she learned to stop letting people know she was a pretty young thing online because nobody will be normal. She just likes sports and talking on the ISH about them and didnt want it to turn into something all about her as it usually does on the internet when a hot girl shows herself on a forum full of guys.
Anyway you end up sleeping with her and that and the events leading up to it are the fantasy that we submitted.
So they fly you out and talk to you about what you will have to do. **** on camera, with cameramen, hot lights, and directors all around. You think you can do it. They agree to the shoot and to your suprise...in walks the girl you used in the fantasy. You expected them to replace her with some random porn ho but they actually got her to do the shoot as her intro to the business of porn. Shes hit hard times....wants to cash in on her E-fame. This is her first on camera work. So shes somewhat untainted by porn ho standards, You go out for lunch while they get the scene set up and have a pretty good time. She figures she should get to know you a bit before you dick her down on camera. You hit it off a bit and you are kinda nervous. More than you expected to be because you are about to **** this girl who you actually like on camera and isnt just a ****** on a platter.
So you get back and everything is setup. But the director pulls you aside and tells you they are really shooting 2 scenes. They are expanding to cover more of the porn industry including gay. They tell you you dont have to do anything but there will be a guy who wrote in with a fantasy involving jerking off at a porn shoot in the closet being filmed for the gay part of their site. You wont be able to see him and dont need to be concerned with him at all. They just wanted you to know what was going on in case he or someone else is seen going in or coming out mid shoot. You can disregard them and keep your mind on the job. You are cool with it and shit gets going.
They go through the meeting....shoot some scenes back at "his" apartment. So you are about to smash this ho but there is an extended lap dance scene before it. So shes giving you a mean dance.....naked. she is looking good. You are feeling the direction its going...and suddenly dude busts out of the closet runs up still jerking and aims at her ass. Director screams "What the ****? just as she sees him and leaps out of the line of fire.....resulting in this dude hitting you(legs mostly) with a Peter North level blast of a hype verse. You hop up suprised and pissed off looking ready to **** him up. He senses your intentions and launches a preemptive strike. You are getting up quickly and leaned into the on coming punch and he catches you clean as **** right across the chin....knocks you the **** out. Not down. Out. You are snoring before you hit the ground. Dude slumped you and you collapsed face first onto the floor with half your body still dangling off the chair you were getting up from. It was a 1 in a million punch that you leaned into and dude simply wrecked you.
Security dives on him and hes arrested later....just as you are waking up. The girls is seen off in the corner sobbing. The director tells you hes sorry and has no idea what dude was thinking. He thinks you should press charges. They tell you they will reschedule your shoot and she comes over and says she cant do this. Ever. Shes out of porn before she got ****ed one time. You ask for her number to keep in touch but she tells you she wants to forget this whole day...you included. She kisses you on the cheek and runs to her car never to be seen again.
You get home and to your horror discover that the entire episode was leaked online and the video(Called "Worst day EVER") on youtube gets 80 thousand views the first day. Youtube keeps deleting it but it gets reposted in seconds. Hundreds of them. Remixes with Rocky music playing. Smokey from Friday "You got knocked the **** out!" voiceovers. Footage of you getting nutted on and knocked out is the new internet sensation. Its referenced on every late night talk show. The image of you slumped over the chair is the introductory graphic of a new Daily Show segment called "It could be worse...." showing people who bad things happened to with the idea being....they could have been nutted on and slumped. On camera. So it could have been worse.
Everyone from 12-29 has seen this within 2 days. Its clearly you. Versions including your on camera introduction with your name and all have surfaced. Your phone number is found. Cell blowing up. your friends heckle you every time you meet. Your parents dont know though. Its an internet sensation but non internet types dont know for the most part. anyway dude who wrecked you has flipped the e-fame into a legit career as a porn star with a series of videos and in an attempt to keep his 15 minutes of fame going...he makes you a challenge.
He has the leading porn company(vivid I think) sponsor a boxing match for you and him to go one on one for you to reclaim your honor. you find it stupid and just want to get past it but when you refuse he goes all out. creates a youtube account and uploads videos that get viewsi n the millions calling you out. about how you have been claiming it was a lucky punch and all but wont put your chin where your mouth is. Everyone you know has seen these videos. Hes since added a 5 thousand dollar prize for the winner. Dude is begging you to step into the ring. Showing up outside your house calling you out by name.
Its the biggest thing the internet has ever seen. finally you cant take it anymore. The pressure from friends. The laughs on the street. your moms sobbing over the whole issue. Your dads quiet head shaking when the footage is shown on the tvs dude has set up on the sidewalk in front of your parents lawn.
You accept. Its going down in Dallas at the new stadium at halftime of a cowboys/Redskins game for which Vivid and parent company Fox(dont care if its not really the parent comapny) are a major sponsor. You have trained a little getting ready and feel you can take this guy. you are prepared to unleash hell on this dude. fight starts. He jabs you a couple times. your eyes begin to burn a little. It hits you that he had to have something on his gloves. Burning gets worse and you try to wave over the ref to tell him what happened but dude just ****ing sticks you while you try and you get knocked out....AGAIN. You took an undefended shot with all he had behind it. You wake up a moment later with this f*ggot standing over you like Ali cheering with the crowd going wild. Nobody will listen to you about what happened. Nobody believes you were blinded. dude leaves and has ****ed you over. Again.
This one does involve semen as did the first. Its not a....theme. They were written literally 2 years apart with maybe 15-20 of these between them. But they speak more to what a man would do in a situation than anything personal about the person being asked. The next one I post will be semen free...promise. Also...this is only the second one that involves a massive viral video sweeping the internet. Its just by chance both things line up in the first 2 of these im posting.
Now...
Lets say we all come up with a good idea for Mask tv.. A site that makes porn videos out of its fans fantasies by flying them out and shooting them. Real site. Look it up later. They get a good idea they bring you in and you can film it with their selection of "actors". So...we came up with one and it was accepted and after much discussion we decided you would be the one to go film it.
The story? A guy is going out to meet a male friend of his from ISH. They are meeting for a game after posting together for years and finding out they both live in the same city. One has some tickets t oa game with a spare and he invited the other......and it turns out hes really Keyra Augustina...the first result that comes back when you look for "perfect ass":
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/keyra_agustina_sexy_ass_booty_sex_1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8o12NMELSYA/SfrvdQO8JQI/AAAAAAAAB-A/yCfOgWiMfZo/s400/keyra-augustina-ass-face-and-mouth-shot11.jpg
She tells you when you meet that she she learned to stop letting people know she was a pretty young thing online because nobody will be normal. She just likes sports and talking on the ISH about them and didnt want it to turn into something all about her as it usually does on the internet when a hot girl shows herself on a forum full of guys.
Anyway you end up sleeping with her and that and the events leading up to it are the fantasy that we submitted.
So they fly you out and talk to you about what you will have to do. **** on camera, with cameramen, hot lights, and directors all around. You think you can do it. They agree to the shoot and to your suprise...in walks the girl you used in the fantasy. You expected them to replace her with some random porn ho but they actually got her to do the shoot as her intro to the business of porn. Shes hit hard times....wants to cash in on her E-fame. This is her first on camera work. So shes somewhat untainted by porn ho standards, You go out for lunch while they get the scene set up and have a pretty good time. She figures she should get to know you a bit before you dick her down on camera. You hit it off a bit and you are kinda nervous. More than you expected to be because you are about to **** this girl who you actually like on camera and isnt just a ****** on a platter.
So you get back and everything is setup. But the director pulls you aside and tells you they are really shooting 2 scenes. They are expanding to cover more of the porn industry including gay. They tell you you dont have to do anything but there will be a guy who wrote in with a fantasy involving jerking off at a porn shoot in the closet being filmed for the gay part of their site. You wont be able to see him and dont need to be concerned with him at all. They just wanted you to know what was going on in case he or someone else is seen going in or coming out mid shoot. You can disregard them and keep your mind on the job. You are cool with it and shit gets going.
They go through the meeting....shoot some scenes back at "his" apartment. So you are about to smash this ho but there is an extended lap dance scene before it. So shes giving you a mean dance.....naked. she is looking good. You are feeling the direction its going...and suddenly dude busts out of the closet runs up still jerking and aims at her ass. Director screams "What the ****? just as she sees him and leaps out of the line of fire.....resulting in this dude hitting you(legs mostly) with a Peter North level blast of a hype verse. You hop up suprised and pissed off looking ready to **** him up. He senses your intentions and launches a preemptive strike. You are getting up quickly and leaned into the on coming punch and he catches you clean as **** right across the chin....knocks you the **** out. Not down. Out. You are snoring before you hit the ground. Dude slumped you and you collapsed face first onto the floor with half your body still dangling off the chair you were getting up from. It was a 1 in a million punch that you leaned into and dude simply wrecked you.
Security dives on him and hes arrested later....just as you are waking up. The girls is seen off in the corner sobbing. The director tells you hes sorry and has no idea what dude was thinking. He thinks you should press charges. They tell you they will reschedule your shoot and she comes over and says she cant do this. Ever. Shes out of porn before she got ****ed one time. You ask for her number to keep in touch but she tells you she wants to forget this whole day...you included. She kisses you on the cheek and runs to her car never to be seen again.
You get home and to your horror discover that the entire episode was leaked online and the video(Called "Worst day EVER") on youtube gets 80 thousand views the first day. Youtube keeps deleting it but it gets reposted in seconds. Hundreds of them. Remixes with Rocky music playing. Smokey from Friday "You got knocked the **** out!" voiceovers. Footage of you getting nutted on and knocked out is the new internet sensation. Its referenced on every late night talk show. The image of you slumped over the chair is the introductory graphic of a new Daily Show segment called "It could be worse...." showing people who bad things happened to with the idea being....they could have been nutted on and slumped. On camera. So it could have been worse.
Everyone from 12-29 has seen this within 2 days. Its clearly you. Versions including your on camera introduction with your name and all have surfaced. Your phone number is found. Cell blowing up. your friends heckle you every time you meet. Your parents dont know though. Its an internet sensation but non internet types dont know for the most part. anyway dude who wrecked you has flipped the e-fame into a legit career as a porn star with a series of videos and in an attempt to keep his 15 minutes of fame going...he makes you a challenge.
He has the leading porn company(vivid I think) sponsor a boxing match for you and him to go one on one for you to reclaim your honor. you find it stupid and just want to get past it but when you refuse he goes all out. creates a youtube account and uploads videos that get viewsi n the millions calling you out. about how you have been claiming it was a lucky punch and all but wont put your chin where your mouth is. Everyone you know has seen these videos. Hes since added a 5 thousand dollar prize for the winner. Dude is begging you to step into the ring. Showing up outside your house calling you out by name.
Its the biggest thing the internet has ever seen. finally you cant take it anymore. The pressure from friends. The laughs on the street. your moms sobbing over the whole issue. Your dads quiet head shaking when the footage is shown on the tvs dude has set up on the sidewalk in front of your parents lawn.
You accept. Its going down in Dallas at the new stadium at halftime of a cowboys/Redskins game for which Vivid and parent company Fox(dont care if its not really the parent comapny) are a major sponsor. You have trained a little getting ready and feel you can take this guy. you are prepared to unleash hell on this dude. fight starts. He jabs you a couple times. your eyes begin to burn a little. It hits you that he had to have something on his gloves. Burning gets worse and you try to wave over the ref to tell him what happened but dude just ****ing sticks you while you try and you get knocked out....AGAIN. You took an undefended shot with all he had behind it. You wake up a moment later with this f*ggot standing over you like Ali cheering with the crowd going wild. Nobody will listen to you about what happened. Nobody believes you were blinded. dude leaves and has ****ed you over. Again.