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Kblaze8855
05-30-2010, 03:10 PM
First let me say....

This one does involve semen as did the first. Its not a....theme. They were written literally 2 years apart with maybe 15-20 of these between them. But they speak more to what a man would do in a situation than anything personal about the person being asked. The next one I post will be semen free...promise. Also...this is only the second one that involves a massive viral video sweeping the internet. Its just by chance both things line up in the first 2 of these im posting.

Now...







Lets say we all come up with a good idea for Mask tv.. A site that makes porn videos out of its fans fantasies by flying them out and shooting them. Real site. Look it up later. They get a good idea they bring you in and you can film it with their selection of "actors". So...we came up with one and it was accepted and after much discussion we decided you would be the one to go film it.

The story? A guy is going out to meet a male friend of his from ISH. They are meeting for a game after posting together for years and finding out they both live in the same city. One has some tickets t oa game with a spare and he invited the other......and it turns out hes really Keyra Augustina...the first result that comes back when you look for "perfect ass":

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/keyra_agustina_sexy_ass_booty_sex_1.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8o12NMELSYA/SfrvdQO8JQI/AAAAAAAAB-A/yCfOgWiMfZo/s400/keyra-augustina-ass-face-and-mouth-shot11.jpg


She tells you when you meet that she she learned to stop letting people know she was a pretty young thing online because nobody will be normal. She just likes sports and talking on the ISH about them and didnt want it to turn into something all about her as it usually does on the internet when a hot girl shows herself on a forum full of guys.

Anyway you end up sleeping with her and that and the events leading up to it are the fantasy that we submitted.


So they fly you out and talk to you about what you will have to do. **** on camera, with cameramen, hot lights, and directors all around. You think you can do it. They agree to the shoot and to your suprise...in walks the girl you used in the fantasy. You expected them to replace her with some random porn ho but they actually got her to do the shoot as her intro to the business of porn. Shes hit hard times....wants to cash in on her E-fame. This is her first on camera work. So shes somewhat untainted by porn ho standards, You go out for lunch while they get the scene set up and have a pretty good time. She figures she should get to know you a bit before you dick her down on camera. You hit it off a bit and you are kinda nervous. More than you expected to be because you are about to **** this girl who you actually like on camera and isnt just a ****** on a platter.


So you get back and everything is setup. But the director pulls you aside and tells you they are really shooting 2 scenes. They are expanding to cover more of the porn industry including gay. They tell you you dont have to do anything but there will be a guy who wrote in with a fantasy involving jerking off at a porn shoot in the closet being filmed for the gay part of their site. You wont be able to see him and dont need to be concerned with him at all. They just wanted you to know what was going on in case he or someone else is seen going in or coming out mid shoot. You can disregard them and keep your mind on the job. You are cool with it and shit gets going.


They go through the meeting....shoot some scenes back at "his" apartment. So you are about to smash this ho but there is an extended lap dance scene before it. So shes giving you a mean dance.....naked. she is looking good. You are feeling the direction its going...and suddenly dude busts out of the closet runs up still jerking and aims at her ass. Director screams "What the ****? just as she sees him and leaps out of the line of fire.....resulting in this dude hitting you(legs mostly) with a Peter North level blast of a hype verse. You hop up suprised and pissed off looking ready to **** him up. He senses your intentions and launches a preemptive strike. You are getting up quickly and leaned into the on coming punch and he catches you clean as **** right across the chin....knocks you the **** out. Not down. Out. You are snoring before you hit the ground. Dude slumped you and you collapsed face first onto the floor with half your body still dangling off the chair you were getting up from. It was a 1 in a million punch that you leaned into and dude simply wrecked you.

Security dives on him and hes arrested later....just as you are waking up. The girls is seen off in the corner sobbing. The director tells you hes sorry and has no idea what dude was thinking. He thinks you should press charges. They tell you they will reschedule your shoot and she comes over and says she cant do this. Ever. Shes out of porn before she got ****ed one time. You ask for her number to keep in touch but she tells you she wants to forget this whole day...you included. She kisses you on the cheek and runs to her car never to be seen again.

You get home and to your horror discover that the entire episode was leaked online and the video(Called "Worst day EVER") on youtube gets 80 thousand views the first day. Youtube keeps deleting it but it gets reposted in seconds. Hundreds of them. Remixes with Rocky music playing. Smokey from Friday "You got knocked the **** out!" voiceovers. Footage of you getting nutted on and knocked out is the new internet sensation. Its referenced on every late night talk show. The image of you slumped over the chair is the introductory graphic of a new Daily Show segment called "It could be worse...." showing people who bad things happened to with the idea being....they could have been nutted on and slumped. On camera. So it could have been worse.

Everyone from 12-29 has seen this within 2 days. Its clearly you. Versions including your on camera introduction with your name and all have surfaced. Your phone number is found. Cell blowing up. your friends heckle you every time you meet. Your parents dont know though. Its an internet sensation but non internet types dont know for the most part. anyway dude who wrecked you has flipped the e-fame into a legit career as a porn star with a series of videos and in an attempt to keep his 15 minutes of fame going...he makes you a challenge.

He has the leading porn company(vivid I think) sponsor a boxing match for you and him to go one on one for you to reclaim your honor. you find it stupid and just want to get past it but when you refuse he goes all out. creates a youtube account and uploads videos that get viewsi n the millions calling you out. about how you have been claiming it was a lucky punch and all but wont put your chin where your mouth is. Everyone you know has seen these videos. Hes since added a 5 thousand dollar prize for the winner. Dude is begging you to step into the ring. Showing up outside your house calling you out by name.

Its the biggest thing the internet has ever seen. finally you cant take it anymore. The pressure from friends. The laughs on the street. your moms sobbing over the whole issue. Your dads quiet head shaking when the footage is shown on the tvs dude has set up on the sidewalk in front of your parents lawn.

You accept. Its going down in Dallas at the new stadium at halftime of a cowboys/Redskins game for which Vivid and parent company Fox(dont care if its not really the parent comapny) are a major sponsor. You have trained a little getting ready and feel you can take this guy. you are prepared to unleash hell on this dude. fight starts. He jabs you a couple times. your eyes begin to burn a little. It hits you that he had to have something on his gloves. Burning gets worse and you try to wave over the ref to tell him what happened but dude just ****ing sticks you while you try and you get knocked out....AGAIN. You took an undefended shot with all he had behind it. You wake up a moment later with this f*ggot standing over you like Ali cheering with the crowd going wild. Nobody will listen to you about what happened. Nobody believes you were blinded. dude leaves and has ****ed you over. Again.

Kblaze8855
05-30-2010, 03:10 PM
Now shit is just getting out of hand. You cant go 20 minutes without someone wanting to talk about it. Damn near all sports watching people saw it. Much of America. Even when it starts to die down you hear about it several times a day. Month later your constant claims that he blinded you have gotten back to him and in one last grasp at relevance he wants a third fight. MMA style. He will allow your people to inspect him top to bottom. Straight up fight. anything goes within the rules of UFC. So no biting..cant hit you in the balls. But pretty much its a straight up fight. hes gotten the girl you had not seen in months since the shoot(Keyra) to agree to show up. Shes getting paid of course. Shes only there as the ring girl.

Dallas/Philly in the NFC title game in Dallas. Fight is at halftime once again. The offer is 10 thousand to the winner. But you arent having any part of it. You just want to move on.

But he wont let you.

Hes gonna go full time provoking you. Dude is following your sister/girlfriend around in a van with a megaphone telling her that her brother/boyfriend is a *****. She gets a restraining order so he moveso n to your parents. They get one. the police kepe him away. You file for one too but he just hires people to follow you around and harrass you and your loved ones. People who arent even involved are riding by your house talking shit. Keeping you up.

Finally one day this dude is following you home from work and you decide you have had enough. You drive out of town a bit and get on the highway. Hes sitll on you. you drive out to the middle of nowhere. Long dusty road. Im talking somewhere a tumbleweed might roll by. You get out and walk back to his car parked a liitle bit behind you. You have a gun that you started to carry when you started getting all the threats, hate mail, and random people showing up at your house. You are walking up to his car and he gets out asking if you are finally ready to be a man and agree to the fight. You have the gun in your hand but he cant see it. Its late at night, dark as hell, and its a little behind your body.

No cars coming. You have seen nobody for 30 minutes on this road. Hes right in front of you. This guy nutted on you, knocked you out, ruined your life, and then cheated to knock you out again. Now hes stalking your sister/girlfriend, pissing off your mom, and following you around just to get one more fight to extend his meager fame.

You have a gun. Nobody to witness anything. Hes in a van. You could put him in it and take him wherever you need to get rid of the body. shit you could drive back out there and bury him later miles off the road. get rid of the van somehow.

Do you kill him?

AirGauge23
05-30-2010, 03:16 PM
I'd destroy him with sorcery.

No need to kill.

dough
05-30-2010, 03:21 PM
I'd prefer you to make us a new nba mix video instead. Rondo. Or maybe Randolph.

Kblaze8855
05-30-2010, 03:24 PM
There has never been a Randolph worthy of a video.

EroticVanilla
05-30-2010, 03:24 PM
Yes I kill him. People will learn the lesson not to **** with me. At this point it's a matter of pride. You'll never be able to live a regular or fulling life again so might as well go to jail. It would be a slow killing though, shoot him in the legs then mercilessly beat the shit out of him until he dies of blunt force trauma

raiderfan19
05-30-2010, 03:26 PM
No. Id like to think its because im a nice guy but honestly its more because Id be the first person that everyone would suspect when he came up missing and id have no alibi.

AirGauge23
05-30-2010, 03:32 PM
No. Id like to think its because im a nice guy but honestly its more because Id be the first person that everyone would suspect when he came up missing and id have no alibi.

Plant some crack on his van.

Put him away for a while, and have him be someone's ***** on the inside.

Snoop_Cat
05-30-2010, 03:35 PM
what
the
****

Dasher
05-30-2010, 03:37 PM
When you kill him, sprinkle a little crack on him. A crack problem would explain why he was so hungry for his 15 minutes to continue.

dough
05-30-2010, 03:39 PM
There has never been a Randolph worthy of a video.

I'll watch the Jamal Crawford video again then.

Venom
05-30-2010, 03:40 PM
I probably would. I can't fathom being in that situation, but if it has became such a big problem, I'd want to stop it at the the source.

Juges8932
05-30-2010, 03:49 PM
No. I don't kill him. I would just accept the MMA fight. It's not worth going to jail over, IMO. Would I want to kill him? Yeah, probably, but I value my life and don't think it is worth wasting on some chump.

tian820
05-30-2010, 04:27 PM
:roll:

PowerGlove
05-30-2010, 04:45 PM
I am still reading the first novel in this series.

dawsey6
05-30-2010, 06:25 PM
make sure the clip is empty, except for one bullet, which will be fired in the air as a warning shot, then f*ck with him a little bit to make him completely afraid of your "insanity". Then accept his MMA fight. Knock him out. Break his nose. Then have some chick sit and *** on his face (if he's actually gay).