Chris Rock and Kobe.

[1987_Lakers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQwWEDu1z9o

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[imdaman99]

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[Disaprine]

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[YouGotServed]

He makes Chris Rock look like a dumbass. :oldlol:

[Logical]

Maybe if Chris Rock was actually funny......

[cotdt]

He makes Chris Rock look like a dumbass. :oldlol:

Kobe ignored his friend Jay-Z too in last year's 61 pt game against the Knicks. Kobe is just focused, not thinking about anything else.

Contrast that with Dwight Howard laughing and joking around with Boozer (while on the court), while his team was losing to the Celtics in the ECF.

[JM720]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

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[YAWN]

hope we get audio of what he was saying

[Batz]

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[LA KB24]

Maybe if Chris Rock was actually funny......
This.

Kobe did not want to hear his recycled garbage.

[Disaprine]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

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[VishaltotheG]

Reminded me of when Hercule tried to talk to Vegeta and Vegeta's like "his stupidity's beyond belief!"

[Brady2Moss]

Reminded me of when Hercule tried to talk to Vegeta and Vegeta's like "his stupidity's beyond belief!"

Exactly what i thought :roll:

[BlueandGold]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

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What is chris saying? can anybody lip read?

[NuggetsFan]

Maybe he herd Chris Rock saying Magic Johnson was the best player he's seen in that interview :oldlol:

[blaze_itt]

rofl @ that gif :roll:

golden "did not read" gif

[Samurai Swoosh]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg
Full of WIN right there ...

No dances, no smiling, no scripted team photo op celebrations

Even played out comedians can't break his concentration.

Focused, MAN !!!

[Jacks3]

:lol

[1987_Lakers]

Chris Rock was messing with Kobe throughout the whole game. Look at this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eg652c_m8

look how the interviewer said "I'm sure Kobe likes the reminder that he couldn't beat out Eddie Jones in his rookie year".

[zORi]

Kobe ignored his friend Jay-Z too in last year's 61 pt game against the Knicks. Kobe is just focused, not thinking about anything else.

Contrast that with Dwight Howard laughing and joking around with Boozer (while on the court), while his team was losing to the Celtics in the ECF.

I don't remember that. Not saying it didn't happen, just saying I didn't see it.

But you have to factor in that Kobe is a 31 year old (rapidly approaching 32) seasoned 14 year old veteran. He knows exactly what the hell he's doing.

Dwight's 24 and is still trying to figure it out. If you would've paid attention to him during game 4 and on, he didn't smile or joke one time, and he had his best games during that stretch.

[JM720]

Another Gif that is a bit more clear

http://i47.tinypic.com/hrwvfb.gif

[PowerGlove]

So people aren't allowed to laugh? Wow, ISH is getting dumber and dumber.

Everyone players of all types to act super serious like Kobe Bryant. SMH.

[The Iron Fist]

Boston paid Chris Rock to try and distract Kobe.

:hammerhead:

[Amil23]

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[L.Kizzle]

Another Gif that is a bit more clear

http://i47.tinypic.com/hrwvfb.gif
I read it some waht.

"you know ... (not too clear)" than I hear "yo mama" at the end.

:lol

[javiballer92]

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[Lo1a]

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Kobe don't even see him much less hear him. Chris trying to play it off by taking a sip. :oldlol:

[PP34Deuce]

Dwight is a big muscled out dork. Thats his personality. Charles Barkley used to laugh and joke too in between wrestling players.

Shit if i was 24 with millions in the bank I wouldnt be as tight either

[csklmf]

Chris Rock was messing with Kobe throughout the whole game. Look at this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eg652c_m8

look how the interviewer said "I'm sure Kobe likes the reminder that he couldn't beat out Eddie Jones in his rookie year".


Cant hear get your feet off my stage,
can someone point it out?

[Micku]

Boston paid Chris Rock to try and distract Kobe.

:hammerhead:

Lol!

GOAT moment right there!

[TonyJones]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

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Don't tell me this doesn't look like a skit off of SNL. :roll:

[Allstar24]

Another Gif that is a bit more clear

http://i47.tinypic.com/hrwvfb.gif
Chris Rock doesn't even exist for Kobe...priceless :oldlol: Kobe plays in LA, he's not gonna get distracted by celebrities. He could care less.

[Rockit]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

Chris Rock - "I made a mistake and said LeBron, but Kobe is the best in the game".

David Spade - (Talks into speaker) "Hey magic Chris just passed on the message".

[rfm767]

Dwight is a big muscled out dork. Thats his personality. Charles Barkley used to laugh and joke too in between wrestling players.

Shit if i was 24 with millions in the bank I wouldnt be as tight either


Agreed, every young millionaire has a personality.

Lebron likes to dance, take fake pics and go fishing.

[PowerGlove]

Two shots at Lebron...well one shot at Lebron and another shot at Cleveland on this page from Laker fans. The same people who complain and moan about people bringing anti-player agendas into threads.

Hypocritical.

[jstern]

Before they showed that on TV I was thinking about an interview in which Kobe said that sometimes he tries to get focus and completely ignores everyone, fans, etc. So I was thinking that Kobe looks happy today that he probably didn't do that today, and then they showed that clip.

[BallPhunk]

Funny stuff, but...

It's obvious that Chris Rock could see how zoned Kobe was, and was playing to the camera. He played like he was telling some funny story, with the punchline being exactly what happened.

[monkeypox]

Chris Rock was at the 81 point game I think and when they asked him about courtside he said something along the lines of "it doesn't matter because he ain't winning in the playoffs."

[Iverson25otts]

Lebron would have laughed..

[Tito Beasley]

It's obvious that Chris Rock could see how zoned Kobe was, and was playing to the camera. He played like he was telling some funny story, with the punchline being exactly what happened.

THIS.

Anyone who can't see that Chris Rock knew exactly what he was doing is pretty naive. He knew Kobe wasn't going to acknowledge him, thus creating a funny moment.

But of course Laker fans are gonna see this as "teh master kobe bryant being teh super special winwinwin!!!"

[shadow]

THIS.

Anyone who can't see that Chris Rock knew exactly what he was doing is pretty naive. He knew Kobe wasn't going to acknowledge him, thus creating a funny moment.

But of course Laker fans are gonna see this as "teh master kobe bryant being teh super special winwinwin!!!"

How the heck would Chris Rock know he was on Camera?

[monkeypox]

THIS.

Anyone who can't see that Chris Rock knew exactly what he was doing is pretty naive. He knew Kobe wasn't going to acknowledge him, thus creating a funny moment.

But of course Laker fans are gonna see this as "teh master kobe bryant being teh super special winwinwin!!!"

Really? What makes you so sure? Are you guys psychic now? Word from people at the game was that Kobe was acknowledging Rock a little before in the game and they happened to catch a moment when Kobe was focusing on the action on court. Kobe is focused, you'd have to be an idiot not to accept that at this point. This was a funny moment that illustrated that. You are not a psychic.

[BallPhunk]

Really? What makes you so sure? Are you guys psychic now? Word from people at the game was that Kobe was acknowledging Rock a little before in the game and they happened to catch a moment when Kobe was focusing on the action on court. Kobe is focused, you'd have to be an idiot not to accept that at this point. This was a funny moment that illustrated that. You are not a psychic.


If you see an Alaskan Ice Salesman coming up your walkway, don't answer the door.

[BallPhunk]

How the heck would Chris Rock know he was on Camera?

Is that a joke?

[PowerGlove]

How the heck would Chris Rock know he was on Camera?
:oldlol: @ you. Clearly he was going to be on TV sitting courtside at a Laker game. Not to mention that he is in a movie that is sponsoring the finals and vice versa. Obviously he and the other costars were going to be on camera.

[Amil23]

lol Lebron isnt even in the Final sand Kobe and Laker fans cant stop thinking about him:lol

[monkeypox]

If you see an Alaskan Ice Salesman coming up your walkway, don't answer the door.

Why did your psychic powers tell you what his motivations were based on a 3 second clip on the internet? lol

Chris Rock did not have a good night. During Rock's interview on the sideline Phil Jackson supposedly scolded him, for what I don't know. Probably for conducting an interview while play was going on.

[BallPhunk]

Why did your psychic powers tell you what his motivations were based on a 3 second clip on the internet? lol

Don't need to by psychic, just reasonable perceptive. But if you want a few clues for the next time:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

Goes like this...

1. Camera tight, he waits till the light goes on
2. He starts his obvious "I'm acting like I'm saying something" shtick, but is clearly saying nothing. Looks at the camera in the middle of it.
3. He quits and smiles
4. THEN the camera pans back to show Kobe - PUNCHLINE!

A setup.

As for the camera comment, I'm guessing the person on his knees holding the big camera with the red light turning on was a key. Guess the nonstop pimping of their movie also had nothing to do with it.

[lilkobe]

So people aren't allowed to laugh? Wow, ISH is getting dumber and dumber.

Everyone players of all types to act super serious like Kobe Bryant. SMH.
If you want to have a loser career like Vince Carter it's ok to laugh and joke on the bench in big time playoff games. Sadly it looks like Dwight is following in Vinces loser attitude path.

[dough]

You dont see kobe trying to talk to chris rock at a movieset during takes....

[plowking]

1. Chris Rock ain't funny.
2. It looks like he says "a tie or something" right at the end...

[Batz]

Don't need to by psychic, just reasonable perceptive. But if you want a few clues for the next time:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

Goes like this...

1. Camera tight, he waits till the light goes on
2. He starts his obvious "I'm acting like I'm saying something" shtick, but is clearly saying nothing. Looks at the camera in the middle of it.
3. He quits and smiles
4. THEN the camera pans back to show Kobe - PUNCHLINE!

A setup.

As for the camera comment, I'm guessing the person on his knees holding the big camera with the red light turning on was a key. Guess the nonstop pimping of their movie also had nothing to do with it.
Epic conspiracy you have piled up here. :lol

[shadow]

:oldlol: @ you. Clearly he was going to be on TV sitting courtside at a Laker game. Not to mention that he is in a movie that is sponsoring the finals and vice versa. Obviously he and the other costars were going to be on camera.
Laugh at me?
You're the one implying he knew he was on camera so orchestrated that moment specifically for that purpose. It's a basketball game. The Camera is not going to be on him the entire time, or the LA bench for that matter. So unless he knew he was on camera at that particular moment how the heck would he know when to set up the gag?

[BallPhunk]

Laugh at me?
You're the one implying he knew he was on camera so orchestrated that moment specifically for that purpose. It's a basketball game. The Camera is not going to be on him the entire time, or the LA bench for that matter. So unless he knew he was on camera at that particular moment how the heck would he know when to set up the gag?

A camera person was on one knee about ten feet from him, with a huge camera on his shoulder pointed at him. "On" light is triggered. I'm sure he's fairly familiar with it all...

[Hamburgers]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg

[oh the horror]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg



Awesome!

[824]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg

Hahah.. :lol

[BallPhunk]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg


So good - where from?

[oh the horror]

If you watch that over and over again, it just gets funnier too.

[zORi]

If you want to have a loser career like Vince Carter it's ok to laugh and joke on the bench in big time playoff games. Sadly it looks like Dwight is following in Vinces loser attitude path.

First of all, Dwight in 6 years has already accomplished WAAAYY more than Vince Carter ever did in 13 years.

Also, Magic used to smile all the time. Guess he's a loser, too, huh?

God, the amount of hate the guy gets on this board is crazy.

[MagicalLA]

Two shots at Lebron...well one shot at Lebron and another shot at Cleveland on this page from Laker fans. The same people who complain and moan about people bringing anti-player agendas into threads.

Hypocritical.

Watching you at rage is even funnier than this gif, you just try too hard to hold yourself.

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[YouGotServed]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg


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[Yung D-Will]

First of all, Dwight in 6 years has already accomplished WAAAYY more than Vince Carter ever did in 13 years.

Also, Magic used to smile all the time. Guess he's a loser, too, huh?

God, the amount of hate the guy gets on this board is crazy.
Lol Wut?

[bballer]

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[Foster5k]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d420j.jpg

Chris Rock: "Yo Kobe. I got a couple of hot ass white chicks in my hotel. So, what you doing after the game?"

Kobe: ...

[zORi]

Lol Wut?

2x Defensive Player of the year
4x All Star
3x All NBA 1st team
1x All NBA 3rd team
2x All NBA Defensive 1st team
2x ECF appearances
1x Finals Appearance

Rookie of The Year
8x All Star
1x All NBA 2nd Team
1x All NBA 3rd Team
1x All Rookie 1st Team
1 ECF Appearance.



Whose Resume is more impressive?

[Point Blank]

Lmao

[J-Futuristic]

Chris Rock is getting more attention than the Celtics:lol

[Allstar24]

Bad day for Chris Rock. He gets ignored by Kobe on national TV. Then he gets yelled at by Phil Jackson while trying to do an interview during the game :oldlol: I love it.

[vert48]

2x Defensive Player of the year
4x All Star
3x All NBA 1st team
1x All NBA 3rd team
2x All NBA Defensive 1st team
2x ECF appearances
1x Finals Appearance

Rookie of The Year
8x All Star
1x All NBA 2nd Team
1x All NBA 3rd Team
1x All Rookie 1st Team
1 ECF Appearance.



Whose Resume is more impressive?Dwight is better than Vince

[zORi]

Dwight is better than Vince

No doubt. I still left out a ton of other stuff he did, didn't feel like looking it up. Dwight's got the edge on Vince and it's not even close.

[The_Yearning]

Don't need to by psychic, just reasonable perceptive. But if you want a few clues for the next time:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2j5dmbs.jpg

Goes like this...

1. Camera tight, he waits till the light goes on
2. He starts his obvious "I'm acting like I'm saying something" shtick, but is clearly saying nothing. Looks at the camera in the middle of it.
3. He quits and smiles
4. THEN the camera pans back to show Kobe - PUNCHLINE!

A setup.

As for the camera comment, I'm guessing the person on his knees holding the big camera with the red light turning on was a key. Guess the nonstop pimping of their movie also had nothing to do with it.

that white guy next to chris rock, david spades is laughing it up.

oh yeah, Vince > Dwight. It's not even close. I probably won't even remember Howard when his career is over.

[Lebron23]

that white guy next to chris rock, david spades is laughing it up.

oh yeah, Vince > Dwight. It's not even close. I probably won't even remember Howard when his career is over.


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[L.Kizzle]

Looks like Kobe is taking a shizt

[LongBeachLakers]

kobe did something similar when matt barnes tried to fake a pass into kobe's face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLpaifGurw

[zORi]

that white guy next to chris rock, david spades is laughing it up.

oh yeah, Vince > Dwight. It's not even close. I probably won't even remember Howard when his career is over.

That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day. If you won't remember Dwight when his career is over, then you clearly haven't been watching basketball for the last 3-4 years.

What is Vince known for besides dunking?

[momo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/XavierGarcia/Own%20things/110398455.gif

[32jazz]

Why did your psychic powers tell you what his motivations were based on a 3 second clip on the internet? lol

Chris Rock did not have a good night. During Rock's interview on the sideline Phil Jackson supposedly scolded him, for what I don't know. Probably for conducting an interview while play was going on.

It's no worse than talking to the person seated next to you. Instead of a fan he was simply talking to the reporter.

Is this the NBA Finals or the freakin Opera?:confusedshrug: Complete silence?

I didn't get what he was supposedly upset about? Maybe he was joking with Rock?

[YAH trick YAH]

It's no worse than talking to the person seated next to you. Instead of a fan he was simply talking to the reporter.

Is this the NBA Finals or the freakin Opera?:confusedshrug: Complete silence?

I didn't get what he was supposedly upset about? Maybe he was joking with Rock?

He was pissed the camera guy who was in his way, who was filming on the sideline where he likes to walk.

[L.Kizzle]

Did we ever figure out what Chris was talking about? :lol

Phil Jackson yells at Chris Rock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1eg652c_m8&feature=related)