Favorite Trash Talking Lines

[Timmy D for MVP]

Do you guys have any lines that you toss out regularly?

I play with this large group and we give eachother shit all the time. So trash is very common during our games.

My favorite is when I block someone I look down at my hands with an astonished look and say "These hands were not meant to create!"

Also after a block:

"Yo did you call the police. Cause the SWAT team just arrived."
"Confucius say: Shoot ball seven times. Get blocked eight."
"Hey I like your hair though."

After a nice board I yell "Chuck Hayes son!" in honor of my friend Chuck Hayes.

I don't talk much on the offensive end except when directing traffic for my teammates but if I do something nice it's usually ad lib.

You guys got any go to lines? Do you guys talk a lot or no?

[Kumo]

Stop, drop and roll... I'm on fire.

[HylianNightmare]

whenever i play ball and i get an iso at the top of the key
usually a defender will kind of roll into the paint
and i say something like
you better get in the paint cause this guy isn't staying infront of me

whenever i'm chasing someone down on the fastbreak i just yell
rundown lebron style

[Swaggin916]

On a putback: "Call me the janitor cus I clean shit up!"

Or yell out "RODMAN!!!" on a board.

[L3B120N J4M35]

Somebody get a fire extinguisher, cause I'm on FIRE!

[1manfastbreak]

do you guys really actually say things like this or are you just making it up? lol becuase a lot of these are lame as fcuk.

idk if i hit a jumper in someones face ill just say "hand down, man down" everytime someone shoots it ill yell "broke" that can really get in people heads. if i get a steal its "cookies" or "ripstick" or if someone gets blocked il just yell out "beat that shit up" but ill only talk if someone provokes me. actions speak louder than words

[Venom]

I don't talk trash, but I hear people say "in your mouth" when they make a basket that was highly contested.

[Kobe8]

I piss them off with two simple lines " How Does my Ass taste?" & " I Did Your Momma last night with that ball"

[Timmy D for MVP]

If I make a shot over them: "Right in your eyeball!"

[DC's Finest]

Cookies, in your eye, get the f*ck off(after a strong and1).

Occasionaly if someones playing D really tight, i'll taunt them with something simple like "You really wanna step to these handles?"

[Sticks]

Depends, if I'm playing a season game I keep my trap shut. If I'm playing pick-up at the park or on training with my teammates I become a full-fledged Reggie Miller. I don't stop talking wether I'm on the court or on the bench.

What I say is nothing special though, the only thing that sticks out is when I'm hitting jumpshots "All Day Long". Other than that I just talk to someone, telling them they won't get open, they shouldn't drive cause I block them, they can't hit with my hand in their face, they can't stay in front of me, I'll hit the jumper no matter if they put a hand up or not shit like that. It's all in good spirit though, I mainly need the extra motivation to make sure I go just as hard in training as I do in games.

[Point Blank]

I'll just call you a bum or keep saying "You can't check me!" :oldlol:

[Maga_1]

When someone shot an airball everyone here say :

"Hey someone to close the door? It's too windy here" AHAH

[the_chosen_1]

:roll:

You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.

[Swaggin916]

:roll:

You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.

RODMAN!!!!

[Big Bang Theory]

I don't say a damn thing on the court, I let my game do the talking. :pimp:

You'll hear some Ric Flair type "woo's" from me and constant praise for my team-mates but that's it.

[bobbyflay]

"Please come again" :)

[Swaggin916]

"Please come again" :)

And on that note...

"Thank you, drive through" :D

[Mr Clutch Melo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SihaR6U2038

Just like D-Wade does in that commercial:cheers: Its pretty annoying :roll:

[PowerGlove]

I sing.

Its usually R. Kelly's "World Greatest" but sometimes I sing whatever comes to mind.

[devin112]

http://memegenerator.net/PTSD-Clarinet-Boy/ImageMacro/1366747/PTSD-Clarinet-Boy-The-war-has-ended-But-I-can-not-stop-killing.jpg

[Automajic23]

Coooookieessssss

[Splitz77]

I dont really say much.

Unless someone else is talking trash. Then whenever I hit a shot or something happens i just mimmick whatever they said.

Like if they hit a jumper and said "butter"

Then when I hit a jumper I say "Butter" as well, a little more sarcastic though.

[rudy]

I don't say a damn thing on the court, I let my game do the talking. :pimp:

You'll hear some Ric Flair type "woo's" from me and constant praise for my team-mates but that's it.

same here. i talk on the court mostly to boost my team-mate's game.

[richi]

stolen from T.I. "they call me candleguy simply cause i am on fire"

or when a teammate scores "we in a recession b get that money"

[Rake2204]

When I score a basket shortly after the person I guarded scored I say, "They call me the calculator because I've always got the answer."

And when I'm playing lockdown defense I say, "They call me the dermatologist because I'm all up in your face."

[jamal99]

I usually do some trash talking when I block somebody, something like "get that weak shit outta here"

[Venom]

I usually do some trash talking when I block somebody, something like "get that weak shit outta here"

A guy I know says that too. He only gets 1 block per game, and when he does, he makes sure everyone knows. The other team usually rips on him after he says that.

[jamal99]

A guy I know says that too. He only gets 1 block per game, and when he does, he makes sure everyone knows. The other team usually rips on him after he says that.

I get a lot of blocks (because Im very tall) but i rarely say it, just when I get some badass monster block.

[Jxgator33]

"Too Late!"

I talk lots to my teammates (help D stuff and encouragement etc.).

I also love to laugh at and make fun of guys who try to talk shit with me.

[MasterDurant24]

"Here comes Superman!!!"
"You can't be serious"
"I think you need to wipe ya shoes, cuz you fallin all over the place"
"Sorry, coming through"
"Showtime!"

[Shadow Zujed]

I don't really talk trash unless I;m joking with friends, but if someone is talking a bunch of garbage with stupid lines, I will usually just repeat what they said in girly/nerdy voice when I do something awesome.

They usually stop after that.

[J_Rock3ts]

I don't talk much, but I will say "You can't give me that" to my defender if he leaves me open for a jump shot.

[rosonviyavong]

Racist remarks always get the job done

Or just yelling out "Get the **** oout my face"

[Swaggin916]

im starting to trash talk a little friends now. It's stuff like "what you gonna do son?" and "I'm reading you boy." Like just today I was telling my friend who really prides himself on D that I was going to get past him after he played some nice D initially... and then I proceeded to blow past him :lol It doesn't always work out that way but I think it helps me focus a lot better. I don't want to say that then get owned lol. I always give credit when I think they make a nice play too tho... but I think it's nice to throw a little trash talk in there, it ups the stakes a bit.

[BaByBrON]

Yoo bro!! Ur blog looks nice, but i use my psp for internet, and cant download with megaupload :(

Can u plz post em with sendspace too, cuz dats da only place i could possibly download em. Dat would be really siick if u could.

[LA KB24]

I sing.

Its usually R. Kelly's "World Greatest" but sometimes I sing whatever comes to mind. :roll:

[OJMayoDaFuture]

The Only Real Shit Talking I Do Is That I Make My Opponent Think There Gonna Win By Whining "Im Gonna Lose Im Gonna LOOSSSEEE" On Da Offencive End Hit A Jumper Then Be Like "Are You Stupid Im The ****in Best"

[MannyO]

"NO BUCKETS!"
"GUARD UP ******!"
"WHERE YOU AT BOY"
"WHERE YOU GOIN"
"GET THAT SHT OUT"


few more that I cant think of rite now but they come to me in the heat of the moment.

[bobbyflay]

Haha at OjMayo's post. When it's gamepoint, I would say "Good Game"/"Here's JOHNNY!" before I score it. When I'm about to score a point I'll say exactly what I'm going to do and do it(for some reason they think I'm lieing or something lol) like "Ok so this is what going to happen. Crossover then I'll blow pass you then I'll crossover again then I'll blow pass you again then I'll reverse layup kk?". If the other team decides to make some plays that I know will fail, I'll say an nba name accordingly. Like If a guy is going to airball a 3 I'll say "KOBE". If a guy is about to get stopped from hogging the ball from a fail crossover I'll say "HOTSAUCE". If a guy was about to fail a pass, I'll say "STEVE NASH TO THE RESCUE". There's alot more, since I just come up with it during the game.

[Slimdunkin]

If i swat someone out f bounds or grt a real nice and 1, ill casually slap them on the butt and say "good try" or "maybe next time". Its really jokey and casual but it gets under their skin at the same time. The spank is a must and you have to say it cheery like your talking to a kid.

[DirtyC]

Trash talk can get real cheesy sometimes, I like to keep it simple. I'm a tough matchup cause I take other guards in the post and use my size and body when I drive, and if a big switches on me I'm quicker and cross them up. So after a bucket it's just a "too slow" or "too weak" from me. I don't gotta yell it or pound on my chest, for me the trash talking is for me, not them. It's not about getting in their head for me, it just gets me in that zone and gives me so much more confidence. :pimp:

[Rake2204]

"They call me the grand larcinest cause I'm always lookin' for the steal."

"They call me Home Depot Junior Sales Associate because I'm always grabbin' boards."

"They call me Neo 'cause I'm always knockin' down shots."

http://www.matrix-explained.com/photopost/data/505/39100Neo_stop_bullets-med.jpg

Yikes.

[DJmicah]

"They call me the grand larcinest cause I'm always lookin' for the steal."

"They call me Home Depot Junior Sales Associate because I'm always grabbin' boards."

"They call me Neo 'cause I'm always knockin' down shots."

http://www.matrix-explained.com/photopost/data/505/39100Neo_stop_bullets-med.jpg

Yikes.
http://www.ddotomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/young-jeezy.jpg
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

[Clippersfan86]

Unless someone starts shit with me I'm very generic. If someone is being overly aggressive on D reaching.. and I spin off of them and hit a jumper or layup I'll tell them the classic "You reach.. I teach". I call my shots mostly though. Like I'll be posting someone up and say "Left shoulder" and hit a fade after spinning left. If a shot feels good I usually say "Got it".

If someone starts trying to play mind games I'll return it though. I can talk with the best of them if you piss me off. It's my Cuban side mangggg. :lol

[Maga_1]

Simple one :

"Can

[rosonviyavong]

"GET THE **** OUTTA MY FACE"

Or depending on who I'm playing with hit em with something personal

[bdreason]

I don't really trash talk, but if I'm feelin good and knocking down shots I'll call out "all day" after making a bucket sometimes.

[stevieming]

Money!

And1!

Give me the ball, I'm gonna close this out...

Pretty limited stuff really...

[Rake2204]

"I believe my skill eclipses your skill."

[Alonzo Magic]

"I believe my skill eclipses your skill."

You don't say that.

Being a fat person, (not a comedically fat baller, just a chubby dude with no hops, deceptive agility) I'm constantly trying to get an intellectual edge on the court. I find that trash talking usually deters that.

I often get trash talked to, usually people eventually shut up when I don't bite/I dominate them. Sometimes they don't shut up, sometimes I get dominated and trash talked to, usually brothers. Whitey who can ball is usually more sympathetic to one's plight.

[Rake2204]

You don't say that.
I will use it tonight and report back.

[zass]

just yell "mismatch" everytime you want/have the ball, even the defender is the same size or bigger than you.

[ace23]

"Cookies!"
"Get your *** up."
"Tricks are for kids."

[Rake2204]

"Cookies!"

Haha, I say "Cookies!" to my little brothers all the time but I'm not baller enough to pull it off with a straight face in real games. I remember it used to be one of like, four things players would say in Streetball mode in NBA 2K6 or something.

[Samurai Swoosh]

You guys yell cookies?

When I shoot a jumper in someone's face I yell

"VISINE"

Cause it's in your eye.

:pimp:

Or "bang, bang"

[$LakerGold]

"Trick Or Treat"
"Lights out nigguh"
..
.....

and when they dont contest my shot, I always end up sayin this "Hand Down Man Down" (THANKS TO MARK JACKSON :roll: :roll: )

and wanna know every time I say that? I always end up in the hospital lol

[tpols]

I dont talk much on offense.. most of the talking comes on the defensive end when I'm pressing someone hard off the ball or as they bring it up the court and when I'm boxing out. I swear there is nothing funner in basketball than guarding the best player on the other team and just expending all of your energy not letting him get the ball/talking to him at the same time.

[Big_Dogg]

You don't say that.

Being a fat person, (not a comedically fat baller, just a chubby dude with no hops, deceptive agility) I'm constantly trying to get an intellectual edge on the court. I find that trash talking usually deters that.

I often get trash talked to, usually people eventually shut up when I don't bite/I dominate them. Sometimes they don't shut up, sometimes I get dominated and trash talked to, usually brothers. Whitey who can ball is usually more sympathetic to one's plight.

Next time your playing if a guy says you're fat, tell him you're only that way because every time you did his girlfriend she gives you a cookie, has worked for me many times.

[thejumpa]

If my jumper is hot, all I say is "bucket"..

If I'm going hard in the paint or dunking, then it's "you better move lil man"...this is the best when the defender is bigger than me lol

If I'm playing hard-nosed defense, then it's "you don't wanna do that. That's not your game. Just take the jumper and make it easy on yourself. Come inside and I'll swat that shit"

[$LakerGold]

http://204.45.110.156/bin/2003839490.gif

[IlliniFan]

Some of that shit sounds real lame unless you were ****ing around and playing with good friends.

Like a few others, when I'm playing a game I don't say anything unless someone starts talking to me.

[magic14]

I seriously doubt most of you play serious basketball. On the court you're not going to be able to play 100% while talking, most of the times you only have time to say a couple words.

[Quizno]

i don't talk at all unless somebody starts talking to me. today this asian guy was guarding me and playing pretty tough d and i took a contested jumper and missed and he was like "hell nahh!" so naturally i got mad and came right back at him next possession and hit a baseline fadeaway in his eyeball and he was like "**** that" and i just kept antagonizing him saying that's all day and i can get that whenever i want. i worked that fool today.

[Rnbizzle]

I seriously doubt most of you play serious basketball. On the court you're not going to be able to play 100% while talking, most of the times you only have time to say a couple words.
Dead moments, Out of bounds.. Free throws, etc? I only talk trash when I know I'm better then my direct opponent, usually works cause they'll try to take me 1 on 1, if I'm right and I'm actually the better player I'll take advantage of their egos..

[Stuckey]

most recently me and friends got into a heated game with a group of strangers who were frds

i was locking my man down, he was clearly irritated and tried to call some bs fouls, anyways i was just talking in his face all game on defense get into his head

"cant past me in your dreams son" even though he was probably older
"sorry this road is closed"
"shoot it, i dare you i double dare you" = air ball
"was that good for u as it was for me?"
"do you like that ? i know i did"

and of course i hit the game winner, and said

"good game guys, both teams played hard"

the icing was that i was wearing skinny jeans and armani loafers in this game, peer pressured game

true stuckey story

edit: lol good times cant believe i said that sh1t

[Rake2204]

In all honesty, I realized at a very young age that I am an absolutely horrible trash talker so I've never even tried to break into that realm. Anything I say comes across as weak, forced, and insincere. I think I came to this realization after I beat a kid in a game of one-on-one in 6th grade and walked away, saying, "Just look the shirt, man" (I was wearing an AND1 shirt that said "I'm sorry, I thought you could play on the back). Even back then, I cringed with embarrassment almost immediately after I said it.

Really, the only time I'll ever consider talking trash is when I'm being ironic while I'm playing with a group of friends or my younger brothers. For instance, one year when I was coaching 8th grade basketball, we played against a player who wore full Under Armour and was just downright obnoxious. Midway through the game, during a confrontation, he challenged, in all seriousness, "You wanna play?! Let's play!" So sometimes, I'll drop that line just to be ridiculous.

[Pushxx]

I don't use one liners but I talk a lot of ish as I'm making my moves like "don't give me that much space!" or "you gotta guard me closer than that."

Also when I'm defending a player who's about to iso I like to give them a lot of room out of their jumpshot range then challenge them to take it.

A lot of idiots start jacking up shots trying to prove me wrong lol

[scm5]

lol....

I usually only spew out a few quick words...

if i block someone or blow by someone, i'll be like "nuh uh"

if i shoot and someone calls "short" or "board" and i make it i'll just cup my ear and say "what?"

I can't imagine spewing out any of those ridiculous lines listed above.

[MichaelCheazley]

not to brag, but i was wearing skinny jeans and armani loafers in this game, peer pressured game

true stuckey story


No man should brag about wearing skinny jeans EVER. Man card revoked.

[Rnbizzle]

No man should brag about wearing skinny jeans EVER. Man card revoked.
This isn't the 90s anymore bro, get with the times.. :pimp:

[MichaelCheazley]

This isnt the 80's anymore. There is no justification to it.

[G-train]

When I am defending I sometimes just say No!. no! No! then if I get a block or a stop I just say 'i said no'.

[HeyMarkus]

idk if its trash talking, but i like to pretend im a commentator. i hit a lot of bank shots, its kinda my thing.. so when i shoot and know (think) its going in, before it hits the backboard i yell 'HE BANKED IT!'

lol people like that one a lot actually, always gets laughs. more effective if the defense was tight

["Jesus"]

I say "peace" to my friend when I get past him. As is see you later, I'm gone. :lol It's become a joke haha.

[KingBeasley08]

Somebody get a fire extinguisher, cause I'm on FIRE!
This one or I just dance in the dude's face. Next time, I hit a sexy 3, imma Tebow though

[305Baller]

your fat, short and have no chance whatsoever of scoring on me.

[CeltsGarlic]

everytime I hit a nice shot, layup or dunk I just yell "Insidehoops bi.tch"

[Rake2204]

everytime I hit a nice shot, layup or dunk I just yell "Insidehoops bi.tch"
Ha, I like the idea of incorporating InsideHoops into my game. Maybe I can blow past my defender for an easy deuce then say something like, "Looks like you've been spending too much time in the Off the Court Lounge"