How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

[GreatGreg]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

[Styles p]

hahahahahah your mom is crying because you lit a birdhouse on fire.

[DinoRadja40]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...


You stfu and quit crying your 15 and didnt commit a felony. Nothing is gonna happen so settle down junior. Is your mom hot?

[L.Kizzle]

Only way to redeem your self is cut off a cats tell and put it in someone's mailbox.

[Fallguy20]

Trust takes time to build man... this wont be an easy haul. I got arrested once for disturbing the peace (fighting), and I had never been more ashamed then I was then. The only thing you can do is keep your nose clean, talk with your folks on a one to one basis and try and show that you recognize your mistake and don't plan on making it again.

or at the very least, dont plan on getting caught again.

[Hawker]

That sucks man. We've all done stupid shit like that at that age but we never got caught. Well I have once before but I got let off. Time heals everything.

Do good in school. Do your time...whether that be community service or juvy.

[GreatGreg]

hahahahahah your mom is crying because you lit a birdhouse on fire.
Because now, I am a registered ****ing criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...

[johndeeregreen]

Because now, I am a registered ****ing criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...
Don't forget your Dad's boss. When I got arrested, the cops actually came to my Dad's work to tell him personally.

[simcjt]

Because now, I am a registered ****ing criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...
No they won't and your a minor. Where the **** do you live?

[vapid]

I see you haven't learned much from your time away from here. (not talking about setting the birdhouse on fire)

[GreatGreg]

You're blowing it out of proportion. It really isn't as big a deal as you're making it out to be. I've been arrested TWICE. I'm sure others here have been as well.

Once you are older with more perspective this will be a joke to you. You will laugh about it, tell stories. You are still a minor; DON'T WORRY. Your adult life will not be negatively impacted.
Unfortunately, my mom doesn't think so, and nothing I say will change that...

[DinoRadja40]

Because now, I am a registered ****ing criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...


Okay is your mom asian or latin? Because that is some BS. Take your lumps like a man *****, u did this earlier today right? Dont you think if you was in some real shit you would be in jail right now and not on ISH? Take a deep breath, whack ur pud and go to bed little man, and be thankful you aint got bills to pay and mouths to feed in todays socioeconomic shit storm, there is a real mess.

[GreatGreg]

Don't forget your Dad's boss. When I got arrested, the cops actually came to my Dad's work to tell him personally.
My dad's in Russia.

[Brujesino]

See what happens when you leave ish?

[-playmaker-]

Don't forget your Dad's boss. When I got arrested, the cops actually came to my Dad's work to tell him personally.
when I was arrested they sent emails out to everyone of my family's coworkers...to make sure they all new my family produced pure scum...

[GreatGreg]

Okay are your mom asian or latin?
My mom is Russian/Jewish.

[B-Low]

Dump some seeds on the ground and park a newly cleaned car under their nest. The birds will forgive you within a week, two weeks tops. Their lives are far too short to hold a grudge

[DinoRadja40]

Your record disappears when you hit 18 anyway. I can't believe you even got in trouble for that, unless you stole the birdhouse or that caused something of value to catch fire.


In reality this is prolly some fat weirdo with a weird fetish, just putting the whole thing on to get off. To many holes in the story.

[InspiredLebowski]

What'd you even get charged with?

[GreatGreg]

Your record disappears when you hit 18 anyway. I can't believe you even got in trouble for that, unless you stole the birdhouse or that caused something of value to catch fire.
No, and no. The birdhouse was broken, under a pine tree.
And nothing of value caught fire.

This one jackass cop was making fun of my neighbor for talking to 15 year olds(he's 18, he's fine because he did absolutely nothing), called us all ****ing retards, said he's embarrassed that we're breathing the same air as him, and that we should all be castrated.

**** that cop.

[GreatGreg]

What'd you even get charged with?
We got charged with arson.

[DinoRadja40]

What'd you even get charged with?

being black on a friday night

[kobesabi]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...
Community service. Volunteers at some place that makes a big difference to earn back their trust.

[Styles p]

ive been arrested a few times just accept your punishment, do what ever they want you to do probation/community service. and move the **** on and forget about it your 15 when your 18 it gets thrown out anyway.

[-playmaker-]

Really? That's just ****ed up. I mean, we all **** up. It happens. That shit is just cold.

Greg: We all make mistakes. You will get over it. Your mom will get over it. Learn from it and become a better person.

p.s. I still want to f*ck the shit out of you.
no, not really...cops don't e-mail coworkers...:lol

his mother's boss will not be informed of this, that is ridiculous...

[KIRA]

Great Greg NOOOOOOOO!!! HOW CAN YOU DO SUCH A THING? I believed in you :(

Just get a job and don't get sent to juvey

[macmac]

Great Greg...has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of the owl, the eye of an eagle, ladies and gentlemen this man is for the birds!

[GreatGreg]

:roll: That is such horse shit.

Burning a building down = lighting a broken bird house on fire in GreatGreg-ville
I'm not ****ing kidding.
We seriously got charged with arson.

[bballer]

your 15

/thread

[tian820]

lol This thread is gonna be a good one

[KIRA]

No, and no. The birdhouse was broken, under a pine tree.
And nothing of value caught fire.

This one jackass cop was making fun of my neighbor for talking to 15 year olds(he's 18, he's fine because he did absolutely nothing), called us all ****ing retards, said he's embarrassed that we're breathing the same air as him, and that we should all be castrated.

**** that cop.
hahaha that cop owns your balls

[DinoRadja40]

When u get to the pin, look up my homie cheeseburger Eddy.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SYpKfTlDzkI/AAAAAAAACY4/5df0xi7DUu0/s320/Cheeseburger+Eddy.JPG

[GreatGreg]

hahaha that cop owns your balls
I'm sorry, but who the **** are you?

[DinoRadja40]

Whats funny is this is the only thread that has moved in this lounge in the past 5 minutes

[B-Low]

Way to go Greg...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun548l.jpg

[emsteez forreal]

wow, white people.

[OneMoreSucka]

Arson? For a birdhouse? LOL. If you get even a halfway competent attorney that can be reduced to a misdemeanor/fine. At the very worst like 6 months probation

[emsteez forreal]

I know, right? Inventing things like the internet and airplanes.

and crying over burning a birdhouse they burned and found. :oldlol:

[boozehound]

well,
A. Learn you lesson. dont do dumb shit you can get arrested for.

B. Hug your mas, and tell her your sorry. nothing you can do will really change her immediate disappointment in you, but try and be a good and loving son. Is there something she always has to ***** at you about (too much video games, not doing chores, sucking in school)? Improve that for her and she will feel better for seeing you grow as a human.



No homo

[Jailblazers7]

Go to court and you will likely get it reduced and do whatever the judge tells you to do. Like others have said, it will get erased when you turn 18. I've been arrested one before and after turning 18 and I was much more freaked about the one after because of how that whole thing works.

[InspiredLebowski]

Arson's not the same charge it used to be, it doesn't have to mean you burnt down a preschool. Depending on where you live they have misdemeanor arson.

[TheSituation]

Greatgreg Is Dreamy!!1111

[rufuspaul]

The Dash Mane once wrote that he thought that Greg wasn't really all that great. Well look at our adorable couch lizard now. This is the beginning of your thug life. Congrats.

[playtetris]

there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.

[Nanners]

You are screwed man. Minimum sentence for lighting a bird house on fire is 10 years.

[InspiredLebowski]

What if there were eggs of an endangered bird in there? That makes it a federal crime right? Damn Greg, you might be doing time next to some terrorists, maybe even get sent to Guantanamo Bay.

[playtetris]

You are screwed man. Minimum sentence for lighting a bird house on fire is 10 years.

maybe his mum can bail him out? if not he will have to befriend the child molesters more quickly than i thought; they're middle aged, wealthy, and horny... they will bail him out if he throws them his bone

[Blackisbig]

You're toast dude. Burning a damned birdhouse, god, that's gonna land you at least sixth months in juvie. Watch your ass buddy, and I hope you're ready for the secondary school you're gonna be crammed into once you get out. It's highly likely that your life will devolve into one of crime. You're caught in a vicious cycle now. By the time you get out of the hall you won't want to be a criminal any more, but with your record behind you that's gonna be the only future you got. No employer will hire someone that lights birdhouses on fire. You won't be able to finish high school, your family will throw you out, and you'll be dead or back in prison at 18. Good luck.

[Real Men Wear Green]

"Go thy way, and sin no more." You're probably not going to get a severe punishment, and the danger is that you won't take the situation seriously after that. A dumb teenage kid that burns a birdhouse isn't going to do any real time and your life should not be derailed for such a minor offense, but for God's sake, grow a brain.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Look what happens when you let Greg out of his cage Shannon, he goes ape shit and does the most destructive thing he can. (hopefully there wasn't a bird in that birdhouse) Now poor innocent Greg is walking the path toward becoming a class A serial killer, all thanks to you Shannon!

And to that, I say cheers mate! :cheers:

[rufuspaul]

Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/3861910_9210070_mywrite/astroglide.jpg

Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

I'm willing to chip in Rufus, only to help make Greg's childhood a little less painful to remember...

[KIRA]

there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.
:roll:

[godofgods]

Buy a 4 million dollar ring, ask David Stern to bail you out and engineer illegal trade to get a HOFer into your team in exchange of the worst #1 pick of all time.

Oh wait.

[Jakeh008]

lmao
OP is an idiot

:roll: :roll:

[playtetris]

Hey Greg, me and some of the guys (okay it was just Pete) decided to chip in and get you a going away present.

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/3861910_9210070_mywrite/astroglide.jpg

Don't worry, after the first time you kind of go numb.

damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas :ohwell:

[OneMoreSucka]

No one gets raped in juvi.

[rufuspaul]

damn, i was going to give him a carrot, a pack of condoms and a meditation tape to practice. we should've pooled our ideas :ohwell:

See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.

[rufuspaul]

No one gets raped in juvi.

I actually think, due to the seriousness of the crime that Greg will be treated as an adult here.

[B-Low]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5947/newspaperul.jpg

[rufuspaul]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5947/newspaperul.jpg:roll: :roll: :roll:

[playtetris]

See I thought you would use a boomerang instead, being from Australia and all.

you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more :lol

[JtotheIzzo]

lol at this thread.

Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

"I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.

[rufuspaul]

you have to work up to the boomerang; if you just shove it up there with no practice...that boomerang ain't coming back no more :lol

True. I found that out the hard way.

[lilojmayo]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

These are the type of threads that make me lurk from time to time. :applause:

Your fine though, your just going to get community service without question, like all teenagers get. Probably have to work a camp that teaches 10 year old to stay out of trouble.

[playtetris]

http://r9.fodey.com/2116/69bf7513b3ff4d368a66d393502a90f5.0.jpg

[Jailblazers7]

:oldlol:

The newspaper clippings put this thread over the top.

[kentatm]

sorry kid

you may as well leave the country

you will never get into college

you will end up in and out of jail

you will be a failure

there is no redemption for those who burn birdhouses

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/BM1138~Worthless-Turd-Posters.jpg

[oh the horror]

Because now, I am a registered ****ing criminal, they have my mugshot and my fingerprints, and they have my mom's work phone, and they are going to send calls to her boss to let him know that one of his workers sons are a failure...



Why would they send calls to her boss? You need to calm your ass down dude.


At 15, you're still a minor. Lighting a fu*king BIRDHOUSE ON FIRE isnt huge at ALL.



There are some far, FAR worse offenses in the world.






Ah, to be a teen again....where EVERYTHING is a big deal.

[rufuspaul]

http://r9.fodey.com/2116/69bf7513b3ff4d368a66d393502a90f5.0.jpg
"fly the coop" has me crying here.:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[oh the horror]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5947/newspaperul.jpg


This had me rolling. :lol

[oh the horror]

lol at this thread.

Great Greg, you a young cat, but it is hard not to laugh at your patheticness.

"I burned down a broken old birdhouse, now some dude name Tyrone is gonna make me toss salad for the next two years and my Mom has to wear a scarlet letter of shame."

STFU kid, ain't shit gonna happen to you, your mom will hopefully come to her goddamn senses.

Boys will be boys, no judge in his/er right Goddamn mind is gonna do anything about this.


This had me cracking up. I cant help but laugh at the fact that his mother is "in the next room crying"



Really, mom? A birdhouse being burned, and him getting in trouble with the law over that has you in tears?


I'd had to see her, when they run of out toothpaste in that household. It must spiral her down into a pit of depression.

[Lamar Doom]

good grief great grizzles.

[Jailblazers7]

I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.

[Hawker]

Isn't Greatgreg's mom russian? Imagine the russian things she's probably saying.

[oh the horror]

I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.


Absolutely. :oldlol:

[B-Low]

Isn't Greatgreg's mom russian? Imagine the russian things she's probably saying.

"In Soviet Russia, bird house burn you?"

[playtetris]

I also find it extremely hard to believe a police officer said he is ashamed to breath the same air as a 15 year old who made a dumb mistake and that the kid should be castrated. I mean, c'mon. I've met some dickhead cops but that is wildly unbelievable.

that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard. it's like superbad if seth rogen became a fricken badass and started talking shit to mclovin.

"you scum... you people with your birdseeds and your fire... you make me sick to my core. those birds didn't do nothing to you, they were just sitting there: "tweeet, tweet." then you dregs, you trash come in and set fire to the place. well that don't cut it, gumshoe... i'm here to see you never see the light of day again"

[Done_And_Done]

If Gregory was a WWF wrestler his intro theme music would be this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6rC1krGp0


PS - LOL @ everything about this thread

PPS - Soak the embarasment of this situation up like a sponge and view it as a learning experience brother...

PPS - Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[emsteez forreal]

greg, your train of thought is completely wrong. when you hit 18, little things you could get away with pre-18 don't fly anymore. you can do stupid stuff outside of murder and manslaughter up to 17 years and 364 days.

[PistolPete]

Time.......is the healer



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUuPCTC7qFE

[plowking]

This is what happens when you have too much purple drank.

[baller693]

First off was there any birds in the birdhouse when you lit it on fire? And how did the cops come and arrest you so quick, was it in a real public area where anybody could see it? If there were birds in there that's f*cked up. That's what future murderers do by starting out torchering animals and then moving onto humans where they get bored of that. Go read up on the background of the guys from Russia that got caught in the murders they filmed including the "3 guys 1 hammer" video. It's the most messed up video on the internet right now. I would never watch it again. But they started out torchering cats and small animals and would take pictures of them hanging and post them on the internet. Cruel stuff so beware if anyone looks it up.

[AznBBoyX]

The only way to redeem yourself is to save 100 puppies.

[Jackass18]

The road to redemption is a difficult road to travel. You should bid your mom farewell and head off on your path to redemption. Travel from city to city solving crimes, mysteries, rescuing animals that get stuck in trees, taking down drug cartels, rescuing damsels in distress, etc... and after about 80 years or so of such heroics, then you may achieve salvation. Or, just tell your mom it was stupid, but it's just a ****ing broken birdhouse, it's not a big deal and to get the **** over it. Parents know that kids will do dumb shit at some point, and what you did wasn't that bad, so it's not the end of the world. Your mom should be thankful if the worst thing you've done is burn down a birdhouse.

How did you even get caught and why would cops even waste their time on some little dipshits burning a birdhouse? Do you live in Mayberry or something?

[GreatGreg]

How did you even get caught and why would cops even waste their time on some little dipshits burning a birdhouse? Do you live in Mayberry or something?
Well, first of all, I really can't understand why me or my friends didn't run away from the old shit with the dog. that was our only mistake.

And as for the cops? They are trying to fill their quota, I guess... I live in suburban Chicago.

[GreatGreg]

Alright, here's my "Day After" feelings:

Why the **** didn't we run away from that old shit? Why did that old shit call the ****ing cops in the first place? The Birdhouse was NOT going to burn the house or the front door; the front door was ****ing WAXED, from a LONG time ago...
Now that I know more about the situation, yes, my mom is being ****ing ridiculous. Nobody is going to call her and none of her co-workers will find out. Unfortunately for me, nothing I do, say, or show her will make her think otherwise. Those are the thoughts that will stick with her...

[KIRA]

wait so did you burn the birdhouse on the guys property? Why not just take it somewhere secluded, or on one of your guys property, then you'd be free to burn it to your hearts content

[Kumo]

Alright, here's my "Day After" feelings:

Why the **** didn't we run away from that old shit? Why did that old shit call the ****ing cops in the first place? The Birdhouse was NOT going to burn the house or the front door; the front door was ****ing WAXED, from a LONG time ago...
Now that I know more about the situation, yes, my mom is being ****ing ridiculous. Nobody is going to call her and none of her co-workers will find out. Unfortunately for me, nothing I do, say, or show her will make her think otherwise. Those are the thoughts that will stick with her...

You're a retard if you think it's unreasonable for someone to call the cops after you set their property on fire.

Was it his birdhouse? On his property?

[GreatGreg]

Was it his birdhouse? On his property?
It was a broken birdhouse me and my friend found under a pine tree across the street, and no, it was not on the guys property.

[KIRA]

It was a broken birdhouse me and my friend found under a pine tree across the street, and no, it was not on the guys property.
Did he tell you he was calling the cops and you just stood there waiting for them to come?

[Styles p]

lol :roll: greatgreg got citizen arrested.

[Rizko]

It was a broken birdhouse me and my friend found under a pine tree across the street, and no, it was not on the guys property.
Why'd you even burn a birdhouse? I mean seriously if your that bored just do some drugs.

You should be fine though. A couple of my friends lit a dryer that was on the side of the road on fire when they were younger and all they got for punishment was community service and some fire safety training.

[Poodle]

you might end up being charged as an adult since Arson is a serious felony. they'll probably put you in the pen with some hardened criminals especially rapists, so i'd start lifting or training in some martial arts now to be able to defend from a buttrape. thats really what i'd be worried about if i were you since i've seen it happen from some harmless incidents, too bad the law only see's black and white.

good luck bro you're going to need it! :cheers:

[beer]

this is serious man, i'd be ready for the worst. prison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8&feature=related

[Styles p]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac7-ZGKayE0&feature=related

[Draz]

Bro, relax. Your only 15, time flys, you set a birdhouse on fire, she's not going to neglect you for that, where the hell do you live north koria? Be serious. What you need to do, is appreciate life more then what's already unappreciated. Things like this happens to shed light to your life, to be thankful for what you already have, & what was done to you to make to recognize & realize, you are now gifted with responsibility, this is just a life learning experience to understand whether you'll be a failure for the remainder of your life or not. Remember what you have had, be thankful for it(your **** virginity) so on the safe side be ready:

http://i31.tinypic.com/2nbgas1.jpg

Life gets tough, please take a moment & be protected:

http://i27.tinypic.com/2111nuq.gif

Good luck young one.

[RaininThrees]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

You redeem yourself by learning from it, not getting arrested again and stopping being a little punk lighting stolen property on fire.

If you're looking for a quick fix, there ain't one.

They're your parents - they'll get over it eventually so long as you learn from it. You're a minor, it'll come off your record at 18. Become a better person from the experience.

That's all you can do.

[RaininThrees]

Alright, here's my "Day After" feelings:

Why the **** didn't we run away from that old shit? Why did that old shit call the ****ing cops in the first place? The Birdhouse was NOT going to burn the house or the front door; the front door was ****ing WAXED, from a LONG time ago...
Now that I know more about the situation, yes, my mom is being ****ing ridiculous. Nobody is going to call her and none of her co-workers will find out. Unfortunately for me, nothing I do, say, or show her will make her think otherwise. Those are the thoughts that will stick with her...

If your "day after" thought is "why didn't we run away" and not "why did we burn the bird house" I think you need to reexamine yourself.

[brooks_thompson]

ah, yes. stage two of the ungrateful delinquent's thought process has arrived right on time. screw guilt!

next stage: revenge

here, you can take the wuss way out and put burning dog shit on the 'old shit's' door. or you can man up and bash some mailboxes. even better since you aren't old enough to drive, steal a car to really prove who's the boss.

[DaniloGallinari]

and crying over burning a birdhouse they burned and found. :oldlol:

Too bad we can't all take pictures at the club looking fly like you.

To Facebook: "Hey guys, I go to clubs to take pictures with drinks that are full in my hand, because I'm cool."

[DirtBag]

there is only one way (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku) to regain your honor and redeem yourself

[Jasper]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

Well I am assuming you eat the birds after you barbi'ed them.
Did the cop's nail you for licking your fingers or your friends :confusedshrug:

[Doomsday Dallas]

Oh wow... how did I miss this thread.

pure comedy.

:applause:

[pete's montreux]

Great Greg...has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of the owl, the eye of an eagle, ladies and gentlemen this man is for the birds!

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

Seriously am i the only one who got this reference?

i'm am LITERALLY in tears right now i cant even breathe hold on im gonna puke brb

and this thread is an instant classic, too bad i wasn't here to witness it first hand

i feel dirty just posting in it

[-playmaker-]

wow, white people.
:oldlol:

[Sicknote]

hahahahahah your mom is crying because you lit a birdhouse on fire.

This had me dying. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[brooks_thompson]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

Seriously am i the only one who got this reference?

i'm am LITERALLY in tears right now i cant even breathe hold on im gonna puke brb

and this thread is an instant classic, too bad i wasn't here to witness it first hand

i feel dirty just posting in it

i didn't get it, but that's probably because i just got back from picking blueberries with peter fonda

[Jailblazers7]

I like the idea of stepping from remorse to revenge. Since you are already an arsonist, the only logical action to take is burn down the snitch's and the police officer's (who demanded you be castrated may I remind you) houses.

[Jackass18]

my mom is being ****ing ridiculous. Nobody is going to call her and none of her co-workers will find out. Unfortunately for me, nothing I do, say, or show her will make her think otherwise. Those are the thoughts that will stick with her...

She's right, you have brought great shame to your family. You have offended your family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple. How can you live with yourself after what you've done? How can you live with such shame? There's only one way out now:

http://www.jamestowndistributors.com/userportal/woeimages/00001668.jpg

Remember it's 'down the road, not across the street'.

[Draz]

lol arson itll be funny if he became a fire fighter because of this shit. your mom doesnt neglect you? lol my dad would of beat the shit out of me then beat the shit out of my shit.

[DaniloGallinari]

lol arson itll be funny if he became a fire fighter because of this shit. your mom doesnt neglect you? lol my dad would of beat the shit out of me then beat the shit out of my shit.

Change that ****ing disgusting avatar.

[B-Low]

Change that ****ing disgusting avatar.

ouch

[EarlTheGoat]

OP you are a f*cking retard.

[Agent_Zero]

get your shit together

[Rockets(T-mac)]

Arrest someone else, it cancels out. Life is like a game of tag, once your it, you gotta pass it to someone else.

[artex]

Change that ****ing disgusting avatar.

lmao

[B-Low]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[-playmaker-]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire.jpg

[Positive]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg



:roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:

That is ****ing awesome

[GreatGreg]

**** you. **** all of you!

[-playmaker-]

**** you. **** all of you!
it's all fun and games dude...nothing to take too seriously

we know you are just young and f*ckin around...

when I was a youngster, I had a Uzi BB gun...and me and a couple freinds would go to a tree where all the birds were gathered, a huge flock, and just spray the tree down with BBs...

birds were droping left and right...it was sick...

my neighborhood was furious, and someone left messages on every door in the neighborhood...my mother was upset at me...

today, we laugh about that, me and my mom...good times...lol


also got into troubles stealing hood ornaments off cars...and then later i got into actual trouble that isn't laughable...lol...JUST DON'T DO THAT!!!

you're all good buddy...

[boozehound]

**** you. **** all of you!
hey, my posts in here have been nothing but positive.

[D-Rose]

Stay positive man. We've all done crap like this and probably worse.

Think before you do stuff , it's part of growing up.

[B-Low]

**** you. **** all of you!

:(

[GOBB]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire.jpg

Make one with Michael Irvin laying face first in the astro turf with "Sunday" on it. Thanks

[rezznor]

**** you. **** all of you!
save it for prison sweet cheeks

[SirDunkALot]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg

:oldlol: :oldlol:

[Batz]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire.jpg
:applause:

[-playmaker-]

Make one with Michael Irvin laying face first in the astro turf with "Sunday" on it. Thanks
:(

that is like 100x more serious than 9/11 you cold hearted SOB...:lol



http://donovansfault.isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mcnabb.gif

http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2009/11/9/2_325271_1_252.jpg

http://respectthestar.com/files/2009/11/mike-jenkins-vs-philly-188x300.jpg

http://media.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/photo/cowboys-eagles-footba-rotzjpg-bb1287dd08bf8828_large.jpg




SUNDAY...

[Shaolinswords]

Dude, you're a star !

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1041/gregr.jpg

[Doomsday Dallas]

Dude, you're a star !

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1041/gregr.jpg




This has got to stop...

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


oh man... this is really hurting... I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

[chains5000]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg
:roll:

[lilojmayo]

Dude, you're a star !

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1041/gregr.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[lilojmayo]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg

:rockon: :lol

[hayden695]

I like how b-low kept the dog in his. Makes it seems like the dog is his partner in crime and he is just as chill as that cynical shit greatgreg.

[-playmaker-]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire_2.jpg



funny?

:confusedshrug:


(sorry Greg, couldn't help it)

[-playmaker-]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire_3.jpg


okay, at this point I am just bored, I'll stop now...

[DC's Finest]

http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt73/_primetime_pics/greg_fire_3.jpg


okay, at this point I am just bored, I'll stop now...
:roll: :applause:

[Doomsday Dallas]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.

[playtetris]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.

:roll: :bowdown:

you just one-upped everyone in this thread

[macmac]

Lol what a classic thread....

Great Greg is getting torchheddd

[1Time4YourMind]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.
:roll: :roll: :roll: Simply amazing.

[-playmaker-]

:roll:

I love how the "2" is written like I violent action flick...

I want to see the trailer...

[Shaolinswords]

Dooms just killed it.... GJ :roll:

[DirtBag]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Well done sir

[lilojmayo]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.'

end thread now because it is all down hill from here.

:roll:

[JtotheIzzo]

just when you think ISH is getting lame, shit like this pops up from out of the ether and helps us all understand why we log in.

Brilliant work everyone! I haven't laughed this hard online in a while.

Goddamn I wish I knew how to photoshop (think: 'Towering Inferno' + Keith Flint (The Prodigy) + GreatGreg).

[RedBlackAttack]

I don't have the PS skills of -pt- and dooms, but...

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6803/backdraftgreg2copy.jpg

[RedBlackAttack]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/stand_by_me2.jpg


Teddy Duchamp is back... and this time, he's bringing Hell with him.
:oldlol:

Truly brilliant, Dooms.

*We speak your name*

:bowdown:

[Shaolinswords]

Not feeling inspired :(

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4531/gg1.jpg

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2295/gg2e.jpg

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3240/gg3l.jpg

[Blackisbig]

I heard that Greg set the original Burning Man on fire. Any truth to that rumor?

[WadeBoshBest]

Poor kid

[brooks_thompson]

is that kid in all the photoshops actually him, or is it meant to be a greatgreg avatar?

[chains5000]

is that kid in all the photoshops actually him, or is it meant to be a greatgreg avatar?
It's him

[brooks_thompson]

my god, you guys are assholes

[rezznor]

greatgreg's picture needs to go on this

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Brad/firestarter.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z0kch6roL.jpg

[Shaolinswords]

Well, I tried but they look crappy :

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7059/firestarter.jpg

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/831/carrie.jpg

[brantonli]

God, the fact that it looks like his face is melting is f*cking hilarious, even if it is from crappy photoshopping (lol not that I can do anything there). Plus I can't believe I missed this thread for the last 3 days!


But seriously, this will all blow over Greatgreg. Take some of the serious posts in this thread seriously, and try to correct some of the stuff that previously made your mum angry, even if it means long term sacrifice. You can't really start doing better at homework, but start doing chores, don't wait for your mum to tell you to do it, or even volunteer, just go and do it on your own initiative. As for the criminial record thing, uh, you're screwed. nah just kidding, never had experience there so not sure what to say.

[LJJ]

Oh my god, I just opened this thread.
:roll:

[rufuspaul]

Oh my god, I just opened this thread.
:roll:

Well the cool thing is at least Greg knows that even though he left ISH he can always come back to us for sound advice.

[mlh1981]

Knowing that there are dangerous assasins out there like GreatGregory makes me afraid to even step out of my house..

[JtotheIzzo]

my god, you guys are assholes

balls presented, please lick.

[Legend of Josh]

Simpleton.

[SCREWstonRockets]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...

Wow what a dumb ass. Sounds like white people activities. Lighting up birdhouses with paper stuffed inside? Who does this? Oh yeah, white folks. :lol

[LJJ]

Well the cool thing is at least Greg knows that even though he left ISH he can always come back to us for sound advice.

XD

You know, it was just sitting there and I thought: "Another boring attention whore thread". What was I thinking? Kid got wrecked.

[SEEBASS1234]

who is that person in the pictures?? the one with the glasses

[LJJ]

who is that person in the pictures?? the one with the glasses

It's the OP. Really.

[dough]

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love

And with your admission that you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of

Believe me

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

[DaniloGallinari]

Wow what a dumb ass. Sounds like white people activities. Lighting up birdhouses with paper stuffed inside? Who does this? Oh yeah, white folks. :lol
Yea. We can't all beat each other to death or hit our girlfriends like you.

Oh wait, you're Asian. Have fun with that monkey dick.

[CambyLandCan]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4906/burnusa5.jpg
:roll:

are there more pics of greatgreg?

[EarlTheGoat]

:lol

Nice bump RG.

[Meticode]

Only way to redeem your self is cut off a cats tell and put it in someone's mailbox.
:roll:

[jbot]

i think you're making a mountain out of a mole hill. if one of my kids did this, i don't think i'd even punish them. it was a freakin' birdhouse. what the hell is the charge? destruction of personal property or something?

[kentatm]

http://raleighfencecontractors.com/images/behind_bars_xsmall.jpg

[jbot]

Well, I tried but they look crappy :

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7059/firestarter.jpg

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/831/carrie.jpg
:oldlol:

[RedBlackAttack]

GreatGreg just PMed me his latest conquest. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IGu9-kFWbQ)

[Juggernaut_V2.0]

Anybody else think the OP is full of shite?? Seriously, either that or the police have absolutely **** all else to do with their time!

[chrisxuk]

Just think of all the poontang you'll get in a few years because of this.

[imlmf]

prisonbreak and rape the warden

[ZeN]

[B]I'm considering writing a short story about the coming of age tale of the pyromaniac called Greg.

It will show his evolution as an arsonist and how his childhood was filled with deplorable things that made him become the fiend that he became.

Im curiously considering having Shan-El have a cameo as a sexual suitor.

A recurring theme in the story will involve the infamous sacrificial burning of the birdhouse. However, finally it will be revealed how the event was a ceremonial act to H

[Colin Cowherd]

Gregory is a MEATBALL.

[GhostDeini32]

do your probation and don't **** around anymore.

its that simple.

[Enigmatism]

As Jim Carrey said in "Liar Liar":

"STOP BREAKIN THE LAW A--HOLE!"

[Riddler]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/shutter-island-poster2.jpg

[hayden695]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/shutter-island-poster2.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

However many months later and this thread still gets to me:lol

[Riddler]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

However many months later and this thread still gets to me:lol



Greatest thread of 2010... I still :roll: til this day.




But I love how GreatGreg's arm is behind his head in the poster but yet some how he's able to hold a match in front of his face with the same hand!

:roll:

[lilojmayo]

Greatest thread of 2010... I still :roll: til this day.




But I love how GreatGreg's arm is behind his head in the poster but yet some how he's able to hold a match in front of his face with the same hand!

:roll:

it is up there for sure. Can't help but chuckle

[momo]

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt216/Doomsday2036/shutter-island-poster2.jpg

Pure genius.

[Done_And_Done]

Some have been point fingers at the supposed end of days but I think we all know who's really behind this recent oddity of birds dropping dead from the sky...

GREGORY NOOOOO!!!!!

[momo]

ah, yes. stage two of the ungrateful delinquent's thought process has arrived right on time. screw guilt!

next stage: revenge

here, you can take the wuss way out and put burning dog shit on the 'old shit's' door. or you can man up and bash some mailboxes. even better since you aren't old enough to drive, steal a car to really prove who's the boss.

I have to say, looking back on this thread, this is the post that altered the course of the thread from "pretty good fun in the OTC" to " ISH all time classic"

Revenge. Adding that to the mix = eventual timeless classic.

[RedBlackAttack]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it. (http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3033108513/if-youre-looking-for-the-best-yankee-candle)

....I think it is time for an intervention.

[thebirdman]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it.

....I think it is time for an intervention.

that kid is straight ballin' :rockon:

[-playmaker-]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it. (http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3033108513/if-youre-looking-for-the-best-yankee-candle)

....I think it is time for an intervention.
:oldlol:

that is unreal...WOW @ gay kids...


some of the comments are pretty funny...


"I think I'm puttin this in my ... *don't say butt, don't say butt, don't say butt* ... room"


Such a refined, well-spoken boy. It's a shame that if he goes to a public school that he's going to get the shit kicked out of him.

[AirTupac]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it. (http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3033108513/if-youre-looking-for-the-best-yankee-candle)

....I think it is time for an intervention.

How did you find this haha, this is hilarious. :applause:

[kentatm]

:oldlol:

that is unreal...WOW @ gay kids...


dude loves scented candles. thats not necessarily an indication he is gay. a little foppish yea, but whatevs.

and come on now, you have had multiple Deion Sanders screen names and are rocking a Blake Griffin avy.

man love much?

i bet you even own and wear jerseys with other mens names on them.

:lol :hammerhead:

[-playmaker-]

dude loves scented candles. thats not necessarily an indication he is gay. a little foppish yea, but whatevs.

and come on now, you have had multiple Deion Sanders screen names and are rocking a Blake Griffin avy.

man love much?

i bet you even own and wear jerseys with other mens names on them.

:lol :hammerhead:
Like almost all of us have a male in our avy...

Playmaker is Irvin btw...

And that little mfer loves dick...or he will later in life anyway...lol

[kentatm]

Like almost all of us have a male in our avy...

Playmaker is Irvin btw...

And that little mfer loves dick...or he will later in life anyway...lol

:facepalm

i should turn in my cows card for that mistake. i cant believe i f-ed that up. i blame the aging process.


i know most of us have dudes in our avys. doesnt change that its just a bit... well...


i have decided great greg is my hero b/c he is willing to be himself on the internet without fear of what would surely be vicious high school taunting if anyone ever found that.

of course those poor souls who make that mistake? greg will be coming....

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/831/carrie.jpg

[B-Low]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it. (http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/3033108513/if-youre-looking-for-the-best-yankee-candle)

....I think it is time for an intervention.

Wow that does look exactly like him :oldlol:

If you look closely in the background you can see the shadow of his father hanging himself in the candlelight

[rezznor]

somebody post greg's picture onto this. i'm not at home right now to do so.

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/galaxy-tab.jpg

[Nick Young]

goat thread

[Nick Young]

"In Soviet Russia, bird house burn you?"
b-low, the only poster on ish who is so consistently intentionally hilarious :roll:

[Andrei89]

b-low, the only poster on ish who is so consistently intentionally hilarious :roll:

So did you get fined or sent to jail?

[Nick Young]

So did you get fined or sent to jail?
4 wut?

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Look, I know some of you remember me from a couple months back... And I promised I wouldn't come back until next year, but this is serious..

Today, Me and my friends found a birdhouse, stuffed it with paper, and lit it on fire...

We got arrested, and now a petition has been sent to the state..

I am unbelievably ashamed with myself. My mom is crying in the other room right now. She's the only one in the family that knows currently.

I am 15 and unemployed.

So my question is, how do I redeem myself...
Your only 15, your still a minor, and you get arrested and sent to jail just for something like that? Wow.

I would say, don't worry about it. Your a minor. And I think it's no big deal. Just forget about it. We all do stupid stuff when we're young. When I was little, we lived in apartments, and our 1st floor neighbor hangs out their clothes/sheets, I once pissed on their laundry, and thought it was fun and did it so many times. And I laugh and their reactions everytime they're like WTF, but eventually they caught me. I got in trouble, but the police weren't involved in any way.

And now looking back at what I've done, I'm laughing really hard.:lol The point is, one silly little prank isn't going to ruin your future, college life, career or anything. It's not like you burnt down a house.

[rezznor]

congrats on making parole GreatGreg!

:party: :party:


http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/5373/scr1310393130.png

[GreatGreg]

Ha ha ha! :roll:

So it turns out I completely overreacted to this. I never got charged and they had to let go of everything they recorded of me. Didn't even have to go to court. :roll:

Some of my friends, not too lucky.

[GreatGreg]

What a ****ing retarded thread I made. How do I redeem myself? Really? :facepalm :roll:

[B-Low]

So it turns out I completely overreacted to this. I never got charged...

They just had more serious things to worry about. Now that Osama's dead I'm sure you jumped up to your rightful spot on the FBI's top 3 list.

[SourPatchKids]

What a ****ing retarded thread I made. How do I redeem myself? Really? :facepalm :roll:
Get 5,000 posts within a week. Ready? go.

[tomtucker]

were there birds in there ?

[Stuckey]

fvcking classic

[Balla_Status]

congrats on making parole GreatGreg!

:party: :party:


http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/5373/scr1310393130.png

Is this the new greatgreg?

[d.bball.guy]

Is this the new greatgreg?
I just saw the whole thread and I can't stop laughing!:roll::roll:

That's him.

[Andrei89]

epic bump

Nobody as dangerous as this guy should be left into society

[Draz]

This guy got out of prison? Serious? They keep rapist in prison, they keep killers, child abusers, but not this guy? He's out?

[Nick Young]

What a ****ing retarded thread I made. How do I redeem myself? Really? :facepalm :roll:
irredeemable

[JohnnyWall]

were there birds in there ?

This. Were there birds inside the birdhouse or was it empty when you burned it?

[rufuspaul]

What a ****ing retarded thread I made. How do I redeem myself? Really? :facepalm :roll:

No need. This is an ISH classic.

[GreatGreg]

This is actually hilarious, the retard that got us arrested got arrested over winter break for stealing a car, totaling it, and running away. He sat in jail all of break pretty much and now he's going to have charges pressed against him. I've been looking all over local online news to find the story but no luck.

The idiot has no future. :oldlol:
He's a total pariah at my school now, all of his friends completely abandoned him.

[Myth]

I bribed the cops to drop the charges. You are welcome.

[rufuspaul]

This is actually hilarious, the retard that got us arrested got arrested over winter break for stealing a car, totaling it, and running away. He sat in jail all of break pretty much and now he's going to have charges pressed against him. I've been looking all over local online news to find the story but no luck.

The idiot has no future. :oldlol:
He's a total pariah at my school now, all of his friends completely abandoned him.

Now you see where your heinous act can lead you. You are fortunate to be able to break the cycle and leave your life of crime. The guilt will be with you the rest of your life, but perhaps you can be a positive influence on future generations by traveling to schools around the country, telling this tale of crime, temptation and bloodlust.

[Rnbizzle]

Lmao this thread is fantastic :lol :bowdown:

[pauk]

That sucks man. We've all done stupid shit like that at that age but we never got caught. Well I have once before but I got let off. Time heals everything.

Do good in school. Do your time...whether that be community service or juvy.

we have all intentionally killed living beings just for the lols? no.... i havent at least... :D

[nathanjizzle]

this is some ***** shit. grow some *******s little girl.

[nathanjizzle]

OH you mutherfucer you trapped those birds and burned them alive? im making a fucin gif for you now and replying with it everytime you make a post.

[GreatGreg]

OH you mutherfucer you trapped those birds and burned them alive? im making a fucin gif for you now and replying with it everytime you make a post.
There weren't any fuccin birds in the birdhouse, I mentioned this at least 534920421 times.
Aren't you the ***** that got a tattoo on your neck of the rose from the D-Rose commercial?:roll:

[rufuspaul]

This thread was just about to fizzle out when B-Low hit it with the 1st photoshop.:oldlol:

[hummingbird]

I hate to break it to you but setting fires and cruelty to animals are two signs that a child is a sociopath. Just saying....:eek:

[rufuspaul]

Bump

[East_Stone_Ya]

this thread still around?!:roll:

[b1imtf]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[NiHao]

wow at first glance i missed those PS, this thread is ****ing hilarious:roll: :roll:

[blablabla]

is he still in prison ?

[LamarOdom]

is he still in prison ?

No man he in death row

[ZeN]

[QUOTE=ZeN][CENTER][B]I'm considering writing a short story about the coming of age tale of the pyromaniac called Greg.

It will show his evolution as an arsonist and how his childhood was filled with deplorable things that made him become the fiend that he became.

Im curiously considering having Shan-El have a cameo as a sexual suitor.

A recurring theme in the story will involve the infamous sacrificial burning of the birdhouse. However, finally it will be revealed how the event was a ceremonial act to H

[rufuspaul]

I should get back to my rough draft of this.. Maybe I can finally edit it and post a thread about it.


Yes!!!

[kentatm]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/1/17/9/enhanced-buzz-9815-1358431200-7.jpg

[Legend of Josh]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/1/17/9/enhanced-buzz-9815-1358431200-7.jpg

:oldlol:

Great Greg in the hizzle, for shizzle, and yes, that bitch be fizzlin' sizzlin' poor poor birds they don't need no water let the mutha****a burn!

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/images/smilies/new6-05/jackoff.gif

I don't know what's worse - you being a pyromaniac, or how you mentally broke down and I'm sure you prayed to God in private, but you're a self-proclaimed proud atheist, so you'll deny it.

You mind-raped yourself to death. and now thanks to YOU, some bird somewhere, is homeless.

:facepalm

[Legend of Josh]

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/1/721154/burning-house-girl.jpgThis is Gretchen - supposing he one day inserts his ding-o-ling in a woman's monkey, she would be his offspring. Maybe it's genetics?

:confusedshrug:

[Nick Young]

no redemption

[GoRapz]

The best redemption would be to find B-Low's mom and rape that dirty little wh0re

[Balla_Status]

The best redemption would be to find B-Low's mom and rape that dirty little wh0re
:biggums:

[atljonesbro]

Read this entire thread with Burn on loop.