Joe Johnson Just Got A Stripper Pregnant

[Rowe]

August 02, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com just learned of a very UPLIFTING story about one of the NBAs superstars - JOE JOHNSON from the Atlanta Hawks.

According to one of MediaTakeOut.om's ROCK SOLID sources, Joe and is girlfriend Wynter are expecting their FIRST CHILD TOGETHER. And Wynter, who we are told is a lovely woman both inside and out, isn't the typical BOURGIE girl that a lot of these ballers end up with.

You see, before meeting Joe, Wynter worked for tips - at Atlanta's stripclub Magic City. While working there, she met Joe and the two hit it off. The two had a WHIRLWIND ROMANCE, during which time Wynter got pregnant.

Thought he was smarter than this.

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/joe-johnson-wynter.jpg

Child Support payments are going to be ridiculous with that contract he just signed.

[crisoner]

That stripper just hit the jackpot!!!

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[Cangri]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[bagelred]

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[DC Zephyrs]

Damn.

[Batz]

:facepalm

[Rowe]

http://revivl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cha-ching.gif
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

Favorite poster right here.

[bagelred]

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[drwax26]

Joe better hire him a hitman if he doesnt want to be with her lol......

[Lo1a]

Joe better hire him a hitman if he doesnt want to be with her lol......
Really hope you're joking...

[Rowe]

Joe better hire him a hitman if he doesnt want to be with her lol......
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/retractions/images/rae-carruth-in-court.jpg

[HylianNightmare]

Joe better hire him a hitman if he doesnt want to be with her lol......


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[west]

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:lol :lol :lol

[Mr Clutch Melo]

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[twolvesfan]

The way you worded your title made it sound like Johnson got some random stripper pregnant. Getting your girlfriend pregnant who used to be a stripper is a different situation.

[sayitaintso]

I thought he was busy pursuing free agents to come into Atlanta immediately, not some future lottery pick 20 years from now.

[HylianNightmare]

The way you worded your title made it sound like Johnson got some random stripper pregnant. Getting your girlfriend pregnant who used to be a stripper is a different situation.


a ho is a ho, whether he is dating her or not

[shizzouts]

She's a stripper! So what? Will Smith was unsure of how marrying a stripper would affect his career in the Air Force in the movie Independence Day, but he still married her!

Props to Joe Johnson.

[Foster5k]

This is only going to turn out bad. I guarantee it. I've seen it happen a thousand times. Some rich guy gets some ex-waitress/stripper/whatever pregnant, and he ends up paying a crap load of child support money.

I bet this gold digger will end up with like 50,0000 - 80,0000 dollars a month.

Joe Johnson you are officially a dumb ass.

[game3524]

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:roll:

[JustinJDW]

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[Foster5k]

Will Smith was unsure of how marrying a stripper would affect his career in the Air Force in the movie Independence Day, but he still married her!

Props to Joe Johnson.

Lol, at this guy comparing a movie to real life. Movies aren't real!

[ThemBombs]

:facepalm
fcuk a professional athlete and your financially set for life...
what a ****in lyin ass hoe :oldlol:

Joe's probably praying that she gets killed in a horrible car accident...

[Rose]

Lol, at this guy comparing a movie to real life. Movies aren't real!

Yeah Huh! movies are real! why do you think we celebrate independence day!?!?! Because it's the anniversary of Will Smith saving us from Aliens!

[step_back]

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[1~Gibson~1]

this is the perfect time to use the :facepalm icon for the first time...






















:facepalm

[ProfessorMurder]

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Meh, he can afford it.

[Agent_Zero]

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[bluechox]

stirpper is set for life... explains why joe stayed and took the money...he needs all the extra bit of cash for himself while the jackpot winner gets like most of it for 18 years of child support

[RoseCity07]

Lol strippers don't go home with anybody. Let alone, just happen to fall for a NBA baller. She is gold digger.

[Bigsmoke]

:facepalm
fcuk a professional athlete and your financially set for life...
what a ****in lyin ass hoe :oldlol:

Joe's probably praying that she gets killed in a horrible car accident...

why would he want his girlfriend to die?

[Hotlantadude81]

She's a stripper?

That joint must be pretty ran down.

[Hotlantadude81]

I thought he was busy pursuing free agents to come into Atlanta immediately, not some future lottery pick 20 years from now.

Yeah, he did a great job in his pursuit of other FA's. he helped land the oh so talented Josh Powell.

[shizzouts]

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:04:42 GMT
1. MOST IMPORTANTLY.... the baby is not Joes-he was one of 4 potential baby daddys who helped her before the baby came and still looks out for her. (i know this for a fact, ask anyone that really knows her) SO EVERYONE STOP PINNING THAT BABY ON HIM. MAMAS BABY...DADDY MAYBE! lmao

2. the range is his-she just drives it.

3. wynter and joe are not bf/gf-she has a boyfriend who she still has a spot with.

4. ive been told that wynter lets her boyfriend drive JOES range and even takes him to joes spot.

5. wynter is a hoe and joe is a lame for accepting any of this.

wynter as a woman and mother you should be asamed-find your baby daddy girl...ever heard of MAURY?!!

source

http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlfriend.aspx/Joe_Johnson

[rivers to gates]

He just got all that dough and he gets a loose black ho pregnant.

NBA players are SOOOO smart.:oldlol:

[Rowe]

Anonymous (Rookie) wrote on Mon, 02 Aug 2010 21:04:42 GMT
1. MOST IMPORTANTLY.... the baby is not Joes-he was one of 4 potential baby daddys who helped her before the baby came and still looks out for her. (i know this for a fact, ask anyone that really knows her) SO EVERYONE STOP PINNING THAT BABY ON HIM. MAMAS BABY...DADDY MAYBE! lmao

2. the range is his-she just drives it.

3. wynter and joe are not bf/gf-she has a boyfriend who she still has a spot with.

4. ive been told that wynter lets her boyfriend drive JOES range and even takes him to joes spot.

5. wynter is a hoe and joe is a lame for accepting any of this.

wynter as a woman and mother you should be asamed-find your baby daddy girl...ever heard of MAURY?!!

source

http://www.talk-sports.net/nba/girlfriend.aspx/Joe_Johnson

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Joe Johnson better hope to God that aint his kid.

Typical ghetto hoodrat with 4 potential baby daddys. If you think 4 men might be the father of your baby, you're a hoe.

[shizzouts]

i'm not going to lie. it's all about money.

how do you explain a gremlin like Lil Wayne having 3 baby mamas in 1 year? Money.

[Rowe]

i'm not going to lie. it's all about money.

how do you explain a gremlin like Lil Wayne having 3 baby mamas in 1 year? Money.

http://c.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/complex_lauren_london_blog.jpg


When he got Lauren London pregnant I felt like crying.

[AMISTILLILL]

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Meh, he can afford it.


STEVE NASH!!??

[The_Yearning]

STEVE NASH!!??

Naw Nash is more brolic.

[Th3ShowMVP]

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[bleedinpurpleTwo]

oh, c'mon now, who HASN'T gotten a stripper pregnant?

[SinJackal]

Child Support payments are going to be ridiculous with that contract he just signed.

Child support payments aren't increased to huge levels based on the salary of the father.

You're thinking about alimony dude.

[bluechox]

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[ReturnofJPR]

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What song/video is that from?

[Bigsmoke]

What song/video is that from?

Make It Rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPjONDN3ZI

[DuMa]

wynter. thats a horrible name.

[AznTacoLover]

Yes a chance to use :facepalm

[Bano114]

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/07/prenatal-facepalm.jpg

OP please edit your first post and put this picture. I'm pretty sure it fits perfectly here.

[HylianNightmare]

you'd think he could do better than that nasty ho

[Snoop_Cat]

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/07/prenatal-facepalm.jpg

OP please edit your first post and put this picture. I'm pretty sure it fits perfectly here.

OMFG LOL THAT PICTURE IS HILARIOUS....

thank god JJ can afford child support at least

[imdaman99]

One of 4 dudes could be the father?! What a hoe, maybe Joe passed her around the whole Atlanta team.

I remember Ewing had issues in Atlanta back in the day, broke up his marriage because he was doing a stripper. What is it about them gold diggin hoes in Atlanta?

[Disaprine]

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[omarnyc]

He just got all that dough and he gets a loose black ho pregnant.

NBA players are SOOOO smart.:oldlol:


would it be better if he got a loose white ho pregnant?

[darius15]

Mediatakeout is a horrible source, so I'll wait before I judge this one.

[WizardsW]

What's up with these guys knocking up and dating hookers and strippers. they can get any woman they want yet they're dating tasty and cinnamon from bodytap?

[rivers to gates]

would it be better if he got a loose white ho pregnant?

Hey at least it would be a woman with real hair.

[keep-itreal]

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:roll: :oldlol:

[RazorBaLade]

What's up with these guys knocking up and dating hookers and strippers. they can get any woman they want yet they're dating tasty and cinnamon from bodytap?

bcuz u dont have to ask a hooker/stripper, they know the deal

[The_Yearning]

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Are those 1's? :roll:

[Lebron23]

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:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[FP10]

money money money money :lol

[wally_world]

Lucky for him Atlanta is paying him that shitty max contract

[Go Getter]

So?

Most of hollywood and the music biz has hookers or prostitutes as wives they just aren't out there like that.

Dude just signed a 100 mil plus contract...he'll be okay....it's not like any of you are on his payroll or need to be worried about what tramp he beds.

[Andrei89]

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[DropStep]

That will definitely balance out his overpaid contact.

[1~Gibson~1]

Are those 1's? :roll:
well, lets not be dumb, Lil Wayne is NOT broke :lol

but i believe the music video people gives them fake money to show off in videos, so....=/

[mmsupra]

:oldlol: :roll: :oldlol:

[leopoldstotch]

:facepalm

then again, this is the typical life of a pro basketball player these days. hell i thought dirk nowitzki was smart enough to protect himself, and he got involved with a psycho b!tch. :oldlol:

[Foster5k]

Maury: "Today's episode, features a high profile NBA All Star, Joe Johnson, who apparently slept with a stripper. Wynter says he has GOT to be the baby's daddy."

Wynter: comes out angry and looking like a ghetto hood rat and starts yelling.."JOE YOU KNOW YOU MY BABY DADDY! DON'T EVEN PLAY. I'M SICK AND TIED OF YO CRAZY LOOKING AZZ GOING AROUND SAYING YOU NOT THE BABY DADDY! YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!"

Joe Johnson: looking mad and crazy.. "AINT THAT BABY'S DADDY! THAT BABY UGLY. IT DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME! YOU AND YO MAMA CRAZY. BE CALLING MY PHONE AND SHIT TALKING BOUT IM THAT BABY'S DADDY! YOU KNOW YOU A HOE. YOU SLEPT WITH THE ENTIRE TEAM!

crowd going crazy....

Wynter: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T".. jumping all up in Joe Johnson face and sceaming.. "I DON TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME HO. I AINT NO HO. YOU KNOW YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!.

Maury: "HERE ARE THE RESULTS!"

crowd goes silent....

Maury: "JOE JOHNSON! YOU ARE.....................................NOT THE BABY'S DADDY"

crowd goes wild...

Wynter: screaming and crying jumps out of her chair and runs backstage...

Joe Johnson: does a slam dunk from the stage to Alanta Hawks arena. "HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ***** BABY'S DADDY!!!!!!!"

[Anaximandro1]

Joe better hire him a hitman if he doesnt want to be with her lol......

:cheers:

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[DirkNowitzki41]

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Meh, he can afford it.

LOL :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Rowe]

Maury: "Today's episode, features a high profile NBA All Star, Joe Johnson, who apparently slept with a stripper. Wynter says he has GOT to be the baby's daddy."

Wynter: comes out angry and looking like a ghetto hood rat and starts yelling.."JOE YOU KNOW YOU MY BABY DADDY! DON'T EVEN PLAY. I'M SICK AND TIED OF YO CRAZY LOOKING AZZ GOING AROUND SAYING YOU NOT THE BABY DADDY! YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!"

Joe Johnson: looking mad and crazy.. "AINT THAT BABY'S DADDY! THAT BABY UGLY. IT DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME! YOU AND YO MAMA CRAZY. BE CALLING MY PHONE AND SHIT TALKING BOUT IM THAT BABY'S DADDY! YOU KNOW YOU A HOE. YOU SLEPT WITH THE ENTIRE TEAM!

crowd going crazy....

Wynter: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T".. jumping all up in Joe Johnson face and sceaming.. "I DON TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME HO. I AINT NO HO. YOU KNOW YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!.

Maury: "HERE ARE THE RESULTS!"

crowd goes silent....

Maury: "JOE JOHNSON! YOU ARE.....................................NOT THE BABY'S DADDY"

crowd goes wild...

Wynter: screaming and crying jumps out of her chair and runs backstage...

Joe Johnson: does a slam dunk from the stage to Alanta Hawks arena. "HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ***** BABY'S DADDY!!!!!!!"

:oldlol:

[DKLaker]

Didn't he learn anything from Dirk??????

[DKLaker]

So?

Most of hollywood and the music biz has hookers or prostitutes as wives they just aren't out there like that.

Dude just signed a 100 mil plus contract...he'll be okay....it's not like any of you are on his payroll or need to be worried about what tramp he beds.

Mike Tyson blew 300 million and admits he is "Eat out of garbage broke".

Shaq has blown through at least 200 million

Dumb sh!t like this is how it happens.

[dough]

He just got all that dough and he gets a loose black ho pregnant.

NBA players are SOOOO smart.:oldlol:

So if it was a white ho it wouldve been ok? Undercover racist crap.