How long are your showers?

[SourPatchKids]

I take hour long power showers.

[PowerGlove]

I take hour long power showers.
You try too hard.

[takeittothehoop]

10-15 mins..

[Kobe8]

20 Minutes..

You gotta Rub Them Big sack see what im sayin?:lol

[Kobe Jnr]

20-30 minutes.

[caliballer]

I take hour long power showers.
notsureifsrs




Mine last about 10, maybe 15 minutes on average.

[TheLogo]

5 minutes....I can wash and clean fast.

Unlike a lot of you drama queens and your bubble bathes.

[ukballer]

15-20 minutes normally. If I'm not feeling very well, maybe longer as I tend to be more relaxed when showering or bathing. Can shower properly in just 5 mins though if I'm in a rush for something.

[pete's montreux]

5 minutes at the most. It really does not take long at all when your intention is to clean and get out as quickly as possible. Using liquid body soap allows for a faster shower as well. I recommend Axe shower gel.

[shadow]

10 mins, 15 tops.

[flipogb]

20 minutes tops

[Kobe8]

5 minutes at the most. It really does not take long at all when your intention is to clean and get out as quickly as possible. Using liquid body soap allows for a faster shower as well. I recommend Axe shower gel.
I use that and im very disappointed

[TheLogo]

WTF! I only take 5 minutes max in the shower.

You kids need to stop beating off in there or acting like women in the shower.

[TheLogo]

5 minutes at the most. It really does not take long at all when your intention is to clean and get out as quickly as possible. Using liquid body soap allows for a faster shower as well. I recommend Axe shower gel.

It comes at no surprise taht you use shower gel. You seem like the poster to do that.

All I got is a bar of soap.

I hate teh feminization of the world....:facepalm

[pete's montreux]

Well since I work 80 hours a week and 12 hours a day, 7 days a week: Coming home with barely two hours to myself to shower and relax, you want to do it as quickly as possible. You wouldn't know that, since you're a pimply face awkward teenager barely squeaking through junior high right now. Talk to me when you're a productive member of society, son.

[RoseCity07]

Funny you say that, every time I'm going out with my friends they say before I get ready, "You're not going to take another hour shower".

People seriously exagerate the time. But I do like to sit down in the shower until the hot water is used up. The steam is great and relaxing.

[TheLogo]

Well since I work 80 hours a week and 12 hours a day, 7 days a week: Coming home with barely two hours to myself to shower and relax, you want to do it as quickly as possible. You wouldn't know that, since you're a pimply face awkward teenager barely squeaking through junior high right now. Talk to me when you're a productive member of society, son.

Your math doesn't add up and I wouldn't be using Axe....ROFL. The only body wash that I use is what came with the cologne I bought and it's not cheap and I don't really like them, I use it because I hate money going to waste.

Besides those dumb body washes.....I shower with a bar of soap.

I guess I am a man that way.

[TheLogo]

Funny you say that, every time I'm going out with my friends they say before I get ready, "You're not going to take another hour shower".

People seriously exagerate the time. But I do like to sit down in the shower until the hot water is used up. The steam is great and relaxing.

I have heard of people jerking or fingering in the shower and I suppose you fall into that category.

GET IN and GET OUT playa.

[RoseCity07]

I have heard of people jerking or fingering in the shower and I suppose you fall into that category.

GET IN and GET OUT playa.

I actually can't jack it in the shower. It's too much of a challenge to do standing up. I need to be laying down with some good milf porn that your mom provides me.

[TheLogo]

I actually can't jack it in the shower. It's too much of a challenge to do standing up. I need to be laying down with some good milf porn that your mom provides me.

Remember you are in the shower longer than I am.

Someone has a problem and it's not me.

[shawbryant]

Less than 10 mins

[ukballer]

Remember you are in the shower longer than I am.

Someone has a problem and it's not me.

I think your definition of a 'problem' is vastly different to the rest of us.

If having close to hour long showers is someone's biggest problem, then I think they are pretty damn lucky. :lol

C'MON SON.

[Rose]

[QUOTE=But I do like to sit down in the shower until the hot water is used up. The steam is great and relaxing.[/QUOTE]
agree with this part.

[Scott Baker]

I hate teh feminization of the world....:facepalm

Kind of ironic since you open your legs for Kobe every day.

[Jailblazers7]

10-20 mins.

[Juges8932]

I'm like a woman when it comes to my showers. 15-30 mins, so let's say an average of 22.5. Depends on whether I am shaving or not. I also have an order to which I must clean myself:

Shampoo
Condition
(Optional second shampoo'ing if I'm feeling dangerous)
Brush teeth
Wash face
(Option for shaving if I am to do it)
Wash upper body
Wash thighs
Wash the goods
Wash feet/lower legs

Done. I have longer hair now, since I've been trying to grow it out, so shampoo/condition takes longer. Also depends on whether I just did something athletic, how much time I have, whether I want to just get in and out or relax, etc.

[Juges8932]

It comes at no surprise taht you use shower gel. You seem like the poster to do that.

All I got is a bar of soap.

I hate teh feminization of the world....:facepalm

I use:
http://img4.realsimple.com/images/daily-finds/beauty/0709/df-dove-body-wash_300.jpg
:eek:

[Andrei89]

Remember you are in the shower longer than I am.

Someone has a problem and it's not me.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/215yc2.gif

[Jailblazers7]

Your a man because you use soap? :oldlol:

ok.

[J-Futuristic]

10 minutes, no point in raising the water bill up.

[PowerGlove]

I'm like a woman when it comes to my showers. 15-30 mins, so let's say an average of 22.5. Depends on whether I am shaving or not. I also have an order to which I must clean myself:

Shampoo
Condition
(Optional second shampoo'ing if I'm feeling dangerous)
Brush teeth
Wash face
(Option for shaving if I am to do it)
Wash upper body
Wash thighs
Wash the goods
Wash feet/lower legs

Done. I have longer hair now, since I've been trying to grow it out, so shampoo/condition takes longer. Also depends on whether I just did something athletic, how much time I have, whether I want to just get in and out or relax, etc.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Everything is detailed with this guy, he even tells what he washes in chronological order.:lol

[airchibundo507]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Everything is detailed with this guy, he even tells what he washes in chronological order.:lol

ocd

[Juges8932]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Everything is detailed with this guy, he even tells what he washes in chronological order.:lol
:oldlol:
:cheers:

[beasly15]

bodywash after bodywash..

[Rockets(T-mac)]

10-15 minutes if I'm not in a rush. If I'm getting ready go to some where probably about 5 minutes.

[StroShow4]

10 minutes.

[EarlTheGoat]

I actually can't jack it in the shower. It's too much of a challenge to do standing up. I need to be laying down with some good milf porn that your mom provides me.


:lol

[BDiesel324]

10 minutes typically, 15 minutes max. Honestly, any shower beyond 15-20 minutes is just a waste of water.

[magic chiongson]

5-10 mins on weekdays, 15-20 minutes on weekends

[jbot]

i don't ever pay attention but i'd guess 10 minutes.

[JohnWall2]

10-15 min unless me and my girl in there

[chungerball]

Why is it that I can't neg TheLogo??? Is it because that dumbass has too many neg bars?:mad:

[bballer]

5 mins max

[JerrySteakhouse]

10-15 min unless me and my girl in there

:lol

[jbot]

10-15 min unless me and my girl in there
in my case, it'd be 5 mins then.

[bballer]

if im fapping, 10

[jbot]

if im fapping, 10
:oldlol: don't get soap in your piss hole, it burns like hell.

[Styles p]

10 to 15 mins

[Positive]

10-15 minutes, usually closer to 15 if its early.

[code green]

lots of kids in here have no gas bill to worry about:oldlol:

10 minutes is all that's really necessary on a day-to-day basis. If you're sick, covered in dirt from yard work, or chillin in there with the womenz, that's another story.


EDIT: pete's the exception. not knockin you or your job bro, but you've got the right to be in there as long as you want.

[Meticode]

Shampoo hair
shave crotch
wash body
rinse

15-20 minutes

[code green]

Shampoo hair
shave crotch
wash body
rinse

15-20 minutes


I hope you don't mean you shave your crotch each day.

Who wears the pants, Meticode?

[Meticode]

I hope you don't mean you shave your crotch each day.

Who wears the pants, Meticode?
No, I shave it every 2nd or 3rd day. And I don't wear the pants, my wife has the balls and always has.

[pete's montreux]

lots of kids in here have no gas bill to worry about:oldlol:

10 minutes is all that's really necessary on a day-to-day basis. If you're sick, covered in dirt from yard work, or chillin in there with the womenz, that's another story.


EDIT: pete's the exception. not knockin you or your job bro, but you've got the right to be in there as long as you want.

I'm not sure I understand your statement. Are you saying I'm allowed to take a longer shower because of my job and my long hours, but that I choose not to?

[B-Low]

Two 15-20 minute showers a day usually. One before work and one before bed.

[L.Kizzle]

Well, it depends on why I'm showering. Different activities cause for different shower lengths, if ya know what I mean.

[Meticode]

I'm not sure I understand your statement. Are you saying I'm allowed to take a longer shower because of my job and my long hours, but that I choose not to?
No, I think he just says he would expect you to stink after work hardcore. That's probably the general consensus with you and your job regarding people here that know that about you. And if you need to take a 30 minute shower, there's no question why you have to and we probably won't say anything negative about a long shower that like.

I like over-explaining!

[pete's montreux]

You guys act like I'm getting pelted with chunks of feces all day. Watch out, It's a shit grenade!

Not even close. I'm dirty 'cause I sweat my ass off.

[code green]

No, I think he just says he would expect you to stink after work hardcore. That's probably the general consensus with you and your job regarding people here that know that about you. And if you need to take a 30 minute shower, there's no question why you have to and we probably won't say anything negative about a long shower that like.

I like over-explaining!

yep

[Hawker]

You guys act like I'm getting pelted with chunks of feces all day. Watch out, It's a shit grenade!

Not even close. I'm dirty 'cause I sweat my ass off.

Imagine that. Some people don't actually sit in an A/C building doing work.

[pete's montreux]

Imagine that. Some people don't actually sit in an A/C building doing work.

Pretty much. I had an encounter with a group of those people today. Very annoying.

[code green]

You guys act like I'm getting pelted with chunks of feces all day. Watch out, It's a shit grenade!

Not even close. I'm dirty 'cause I sweat my ass off.

you guys aren't living up to the full potential of the job if you aren't flinging shit grenades at each other.

[code green]

No, I shave it every 2nd or 3rd day. And I don't wear the pants, my wife has the balls and always has.

I just got a mental image of someone's wife banging on the bathroom door, "yeah, that dick better be ****ing good and shaved for me tonight."

[pete's montreux]

Oh yeah, and then we can have a tetanus shot party afterward.

[Hawker]

Pretty much. I had an encounter with a group of those people today. Very annoying.

Ha, ya. I went through that a couple summers ago. Gotta love office folk complaining about work while there are other employees out there in the hot summer doing the physical work. Shit like that is why engineers get hated on.

[Kungfro]

Besides those dumb body washes.....I shower with a bar of soap.

I guess I am a man that way.

Bar of soap is for girls lol. I scrub my shit down with sandpaper.

[Scott Baker]

Shit like that is why engineers get hated on.

No actually, it's because engineer suck.

[boozehound]

I take hour long power showers.
what, you shave your legs in there?

Jesus, I would be bored silly showering for an hour by myself. It depends, anywhere from 5 mins (soap, shampoo and rinse) to maybe 15-20 if Im sore, tired, etc. If i really need a good soaking, I draw a bath with some epsom salts.

[Hawker]

No actually, it's because engineer suck.

Funny that you say this as you're on a computer...

[Maga_1]

After pratice , 15 minutes to do everything.
At home, maybe 30.

[boozehound]

Funny that you say this as you're on a computer...
and formally trained engineers were at the forefront of the design and implementation of the PC? or coding?

[jasonresno]

10 minutes. In and out. I'm always in too much of a hurry to take my time.

[SinJackal]

Little bit under half an hour for me. It takes me like 10 mins to wash my hair, you guys taking 10 mins or less showers must be bald or something.

I wash my beard too though, takes a little extra time.

I don't rush it overall though, I like to be clean when I shower.

[BRabbiT]

10 minutes on most days. Longer if I have the flu or right after fukcing.

[chungerball]

Little bit under half an hour for me. It takes me like 10 mins to wash my hair, you guys taking 10 mins or less showers must be bald or something.

I wash my beard too though, takes a little extra time.

I don't rush it overall though, I like to be clean when I shower.

I find it unnecessary to spent more than 5 to 10 minutes in the shower. Washing my hair and washing my body shouldn't take that damn long.

[Lebowsky]

0 minutes for me because, as established in the NBA forum, europeans do not shave.

[BRabbiT]

0 minutes for me because, as established in the NBA forum, europeans do not shave.




no shower b/c you don't like shaving? :facepalm

[Lebowsky]

no shower b/c you don't like shaving? :facepalm

Lol, i meant shower.

[Blackisbig]

2-5 minute showers. Went to a military camp in junior high and learned how to take them quickly and still get clean.

[SinJackal]

I find it unnecessary to spent more than 5 to 10 minutes in the shower. Washing my hair and washing my body shouldn't take that damn long.

Do you only brush your teeth for 30-60 seconds total too?

[JerrySteakhouse]

10 min seems like the average.

[PistonsFan#21]

Do you only brush your teeth for 30-60 seconds total too?

I actually do. How long does it take you? 5-10 minutes?

[BRabbiT]

I actually do. How long does it take you? 5-10 minutes?



dude, you'll lose your teeth that way. 5-10 at least.

[SourPatchKids]

what, you shave your legs in there?

Jesus, I would be bored silly showering for an hour by myself. It depends, anywhere from 5 mins (soap, shampoo and rinse) to maybe 15-20 if Im sore, tired, etc. If i really need a good soaking, I draw a bath with some epsom salts.
Actually I take showers real early in the morning so I'm half asleep in there.:sleeping And i was exaggerating about the hour thing. I usually spend 20 minutes in there although it seems longer. I use old spice soap bars and a vareity of cologne when I'm done.

[50inchvertical]

Probably 12 minutes.

[SourPatchKids]

Hmmm, I'd say about 5 ft. long or so.
:wtf: :oldlol:

[AznTacoLover]

10-15 mins tops,how the hell do you take 30 mins shower ? :oldlol:

[NuggetsFan]

No longer than 5-7 minutes. Soap myself\Wash it off\Wash my face\Wash Hair and I'm done. Don't think I could ever take a 30 minute shower .

[Jailblazers7]

Longest shower I ever took was prob like 40 mins. It was after a weekend bender and just stood in the shower forever in a hungover daze.

[Maize'N'Blue]

5-7 minutes on most days, 10 if I'm feeling sluggish or tired.
I wash my face with a cleanser, wash my face and shoulders with benzoyl peroxide, shampoo/rinse my hair, soap/rinse the rest of my body.

How can people take 30 minutes unless you are in there with a chick or are taking a nap?

[boozehound]

5-7 minutes on most days, 10 if I'm feeling sluggish or tired.
I wash my face with a cleanser, wash my face and shoulders with benzoyl peroxide, shampoo/rinse my hair, soap/rinse the rest of my body.

How can people take 30 minutes unless you are in there with a chick or are taking a nap?
yeah, I dont get it. I can see 15 if you are conditioning, shaving, brushing your teeth in there (jerking it too), but 30 mins? at that point, Id rather a bath and a glass of whiskey.

[rawimpact]

15-20 minutes

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Just like how any child would respond if they were asked their age.. and it was in between Seven and Eight Years old.

Seven. And. A. Half. Minutes.

BTW, to all of ISH's athlete. One of the most pleasant combinations of pleasure/pain I've ever felt is a constrast shower. All of you ought to allow scalding hot water to penetrate your pores for about half a minute, then violently convert the H20 to as cold as possible. This aids in muscle recovery and gives a high not unlike a fasting ritual, a nice meditation session, or consumption of spicy foods. Real talk.

[brooks_thompson]

Just like how any child would respond if they were asked their age.. and it was in between Seven and Eight Years old.

Seven. And. A. Half. Minutes.

BTW, to all of ISH's athlete. One of the most pleasant combinations of pleasure/pain I've ever felt is a constrast shower. All of you ought to allow scalding hot water to penetrate your pores for about half a minute, then violently convert the H20 to as cold as possible. This aids in muscle recovery and gives a high not unlike a fasting ritual, a nice meditation session, or consumption of spicy foods. Real talk.

that's good stuff. fun with a woman too.

gotta stick to 5-7 minutes. i tried to do that 2 minute shit that seemed like everyone used to push, but i don't need the anxiety of rushing in the shower of all places. i appreciate water conservation but i'm having my shower

[Lebron23]

10 minutes

[SourPatchKids]

Tried the contrast shower this morning. Got a nice sensation in the back and neck area.

[SourPatchKids]

I take hour long power showers.
OP is a cutie!

[SourPatchKids]

So many posters in this thread that need to be resurrected. Where's that bitch Kabuto when I need him?

[LamarOdom]

OP is a cutie!

An hour long shower when you was twelve? you started making yogurt at a young age.

[SourPatchKids]

An hour long shower when you was twelve? you started making yogurt at a young age.
I dont.... I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!!

[irondarts]

7-10 minutes.

[PullupJay]

Depends. In the mornings like a quick 5 minute after a work out or bball game like 15 -20 minutes...

[Rockets(T-mac)]

10 minutes or under in the mornings. After a workout about 15 minutes since I'm not in a rush.

[TheSilentKiller]

Five minutes on average, ten minutes at max.

[AK47DR91]

About 15 minutes but I brush my teeth, piss while showering so I'm multitasking.

I usually scrub my face, body, balls, ass, arms, clean my dick head(cuz I have foreskin) and elbows. If I have time, I'l scrub my ankles and toes.

[SourPatchKids]

http://s1.folica.com/img/product/0/001783/product-detail/american-crew-peppermint-cleanse-shampoo-278x278.jpg

[ILLsmak]

About 15 minutes but I brush my teeth, piss while showering so I'm multitasking.

I usually scrub my face, body, balls, ass, arms, clean my dick head(cuz I have foreskin) and elbows. If I have time, I'l scrub my ankles and toes.

Never understood why people piss in the shower...

-Smak

[Bucket_Nakedz]

10 minutes when im by myself. if its with my girl, it can go for like an hour :D

[ILLsmak]

10 minutes when im by myself. if its with my girl, it can go for like an hour :D

Do u piss on her?

-Smak

[Bucket_Nakedz]

Do u piss on her?

-Smak
lol believe me, ive thought about it. but she aint that freaky. and id be in the dog house for a while, and that aint worf it

[Meticode]

15 minutes of average, 20 minutes if I need to shave the pubes.

[glidedrxlr22]

5-7 minutes

[rufuspaul]

Well since I work 80 hours a week and 12 hours a day, 7 days a week: Coming home with barely two hours to myself to shower and relax, you want to do it as quickly as possible. You wouldn't know that, since you're a pimply face awkward teenager barely squeaking through junior high right now. Talk to me when you're a productive member of society, son.


I miss Pete.

[millwad]

15 minutes of average, 20 minutes if I need to shave the pubes.

Wayne, how big is your dick, brother?

Do you have any advice how to shave the dick without the itching afterwards?

[DCL]

10 minutes

[LBJ 23]

Many times until there is no more warm water left

[Styles p]

15-20 mins longer in the winter cause i don't want to get out of the hot shower.

[JohnnySic]

About 5 minutes.

[UtahJazzFan88]

10-15 minutes, when I have the flu or really sick I will literally take like 20 showers because I feel better taking a shower when I get sick. :oldlol:

[Meticode]

Man, f*ck all these 5 minute showers. If i have to get clean super quick sure, but I like to enjoy my showers. Get immersed into the warmness, *********e a little bit and edge it off a few times then bust a nut on a the shower door.

[Meticode]

Jerking off standing up sucks.
No it doesn't. To be honest with you when I piss I've been stopping and going constantly to build up the muscle. And now I can shoot streams of c*m about 2-3 feet now.

[jbot]

not sure. it's a standard shower unit so i'm guessing around 6' long?

j/k. i'd say i take around 5-6 min. shower.

[ballup]

5-10 minutes but more on the 5 minute side usually. If I just feel like thinking or day dreaming then I take at least 15.

[AK47DR91]

About 15 minutes while brushing my teeth, washing my butt, scrubbing my body and I also wash my dick too since I have foreskin.

[d.bball.guy]

10-15 min, 30 when I really want to relax after playing basketball or if it's really cold. Just stand there, doing nothing for 20 mins after cleaning the first 10 :lol

[RaininTwos]

About 15 minutes while brushing my teeth, washing my butt, scrubbing my body and I also wash my dick too since I have foreskin.
I don't understand howare people that comfortable here ?

[rufuspaul]

No it doesn't. To be honest with you when I piss I've been stopping and going constantly to build up the muscle. And now I can shoot streams of c*m about 2-3 feet now.


Which is vitally important how? :confusedshrug:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

4-6 minutes ice cold 2X a day.

[rufuspaul]

4-6 minutes ice cold 2X a day.

By ice cold are you still talking about going from hot to cold?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

By ice cold are you still talking about going from hot to cold?

Nah Uncle Rufus me hop right into the cold goodness. I thrive off very little being a descendant from a bunch of people who had less than nothing. We're talking people who made 1800's Irish immigrants look like royalty :oldlol:

One of the things that I gave up growing up was comfort, man. And long, hot showers are bloody comfortable. Something that you'd look forward to all day and lament when you were away.


Apparently it icnreases bloodflow and strengthens the immune system too. Who would've thunk?

[rufuspaul]

Nah Uncle Rufus me hop right into the cold goodness. I thrive off very little being a descendant from a bunch of people who had less than nothing. We're talking people who made 1800's Irish immigrants look like royalty :oldlol:

One of the things that I gave up growing up was comfort, man. And long, hot showers are bloody comfortable. Something that you'd look forward to all day and lament when you were away.


Apparently it icnreases bloodflow and strengthens the immune system too. Who would've thunk?

I'm about to go soak in my hottub. Healthy or indulgent pathology?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I'm about to go soak in my hottub. Healthy or indulgent pathology?

One of the simple, finer pleasures in life for an established man.

A distraction to a hungry youth.

[SourPatchKids]

You try too hard.
Ultra try-hard status.

[CarlosBoozer]

5-10 minutes

[CarlosBoozer]

depends if im showering alone or with someone
:pimp:
http://www.pngfaces.com/images/joomgallery/thumbnails/by_emotion_28/desire_7/cartoon-quagmire_family_guy-desire_1_20120319_1470599026.png

[ace23]

Depends if I'm fapping or not.

[SourPatchKids]

The above two posts go together.

[tomtucker]

never take showers..................i have a thai-girl that lick me clean........chained up in the tool shed

[millwad]

Like 5 minutes, now when I'm abroad they are longer because I fap which I never do when I'm back home because my girlfriend is the bomb in bed. At the beginning it took me damn long to *** but then I started to think about SourPatchDick and it suddenly was much easier to ***.

[pauk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMegJxDWQM

[SourPatchKids]

I take hour long power showers.
I now take 6 minute cold showers

[red1]

Depends on whether or not your mother is in there with me. When I am alone I usually shower within 5-10 mins but when your mother is around it can go as long as an hour.

[red1]

depends if im showering alone or with someone
:pimp:
lol this guy beat me by 3 months

[Just2McFly]

Ultra try-hard status.
I was 19 when i made that post:eek:

[Bandito]

lol this guy beat me by 3 months
fail:roll:

[red1]

fail:roll:
wasnt even the same joke fggt