Bless you, Kim Kardashian. Bless you. (NSFW)

[Posterize246]

http://theblemish.com/2010/10/kim-kardashian-naked-in-w-magazine/kim-kardashian-w-magazine-2/

Perfect shape.

[pete's montreux]

no matter what, i'm not messing with f*cking RAY J's sloppy seconds

[Captain Kirk]

By far the hottest woman of the last decade

[1manfastbreak]

:basketball he shoots he scores

[Brujesino]

Didnt she only show one boob for playboy?

[Sarcastic]

Would smash with the fury of an angry god.

[Premeditated]

no matter what, i'm not messing with f*cking RAY J's sloppy seconds
if you want to continue being a virgin, then by all means, go a head.

[Take Your Lumps]

no matter what, i'm not messing with f*cking RAY J's sloppy seconds

Kim: C'mon Pete, I wanna give it to you raw!

Pete: No. NO MEANS NO, Kim! You ****ed Ray J and I find that unacceptable enough to not engage in what would be the lay of my life. Good day, madam!

[pete's montreux]

if you want to continue being a virgin, then by all means, go a head.

go a head, really? you really want me to go a head, you sure?

alright fellas, i'm going a head

[50inchvertical]

She is actually a dead lay and sucks a dick like she's scared of it, but yea it's still hilarious dude makes it sound as if he would ever even have the opportunity first, and furthermore as if Kim K and her past and are really any different than a regular girl and all the regular guys in her past. Unless you have a fetish for it and go out of your way to find them (and in this era you have to go way out of your way to find a 18+ y/o virgin), chances are any girl has been with people prior to you.

[AirGauge23]

if you want to continue being a virgin, then by all means, go a head.

Thou Shalt not Fornicate :no:

[-playmaker-]

who cares about Ray J, I saw that footage he was nothing...

it is Reggie Bush and Miles Austin ripping that in half that should bother you...lol

I wouldn't care though...if I get a night with Kim I am taking full advantage of it...I don't care how many NFL players she has been with, she is THAT hot...



I have a feeling that ass isn't going to age very well though, and she is already 30 or so...her experation date is coming up

[YouCallILose]

http://randshit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dat_ass.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/9/15/14/dat-ass-11185-1284575324-21.jpg
http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/312_pokemon_dat_ass.jpg


although "dat ass" is going to look turrible in about 5 years

[Sarcastic]

who cares about Ray J, I saw that footage he was nothing...

it is Reggie Bush and Miles Austin ripping that in half that should bother you...lol

I wouldn't care though...if I get a night with Kim I am taking full advantage of it...I don't care how many NFL players she has been with, she is THAT hot...



I have a feeling that ass isn't going to age very well though, and she is already 30 or so...her experation date is coming up

She gets plastic surgery every other week. She will take care of it.

[50inchvertical]

^ She won't age badly at all given her addiction to plastic surgery and the fact she knows her looks are basically all she has to bank on. But again, if she did get sloppy and go a few Big Macs over the thick/fat boundary, a quick nip/tuck and Bulemia cycle and she'll be back where she wants to be.

[KenneBell]

Would....furiously.

[BigTicket]

She's not really my type, but fine enough that it hardly matters.

[AirGauge23]

I'm not her type (black)

[Captain Kirk]

I'm not her type (black)

o.O

[Showtime]

By far the hottest woman of the last decade
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b160/MadAlpha/srsly.gif

[brooks_thompson]

i just came in here to post this. i normally don't think internet meme pictures are very funny, but this made me laugh out loud.




http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/hundreddollarman/1267142185324.jpg

[Hawker]

lol I posted this link on another forum and put NSFW and got a two week ban. :oldlol:

Makes me appreciate ISH a lil more.

[BRabbiT]

:rockon:

[LA_Showtime]

Would smash, obviously. Why the hell does she keep posing nude...? Isn't her MOM her manager?:oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

although "dat ass" is going to look turrible in about 5 years

This. And her titties are already sagging for Chrissakes. Voluptuous in your 20s = saggy and worn out from your 30s on.

[Fudge]

Crazy, i was just watching this video too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk7yCXCdzRg

:oldlol:

Dude's pretty funny, i still dont get how he manages to get 100's of thousands of views on all his vids. He has about 170k and he posted it just yesterday.

[Sarcastic]

Would smash, obviously. Why the hell does she keep posing nude...? Isn't her MOM her manager?:oldlol:

******* like to show off and get attention.

[L.Kizzle]

no matter what, i'm not messing with f*cking RAY J's sloppy seconds
If she dropped her panny-draws for you, you go in right?

[AirGauge23]

If she dropped her panny-draws for you, you go in right?

Even if she didn't.

The 5-10 would be worth it.

[BRabbiT]

This. And her titties are already sagging for Chrissakes. Voluptuous in your 20s = saggy and worn out from your 30s on.



you think they're saggy??



http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-naked-photo_250x320.jpg


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-nude-picture_252x319.jpg




really, i can see her aging a lot like sofia vagara.



http://media.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/sofia-vergara/vergara-16.jpg




http://files.clubplanet.com/SiteFiles/ArticleImages/3216/Sofia%20Vergara%201.jpg

[rufuspaul]

you think they're saggy??



http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-naked-photo_250x320.jpg


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-nude-picture_252x319.jpg




really, i can see her aging a lot like sofia vagara.



http://media.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/sofia-vergara/vergara-16.jpg




http://files.clubplanet.com/SiteFiles/ArticleImages/3216/Sofia%20Vergara%201.jpg

Those nips are pointed toward the floor son. In the last 2 she has a little help.

[HisJoeness]

You guys act like she can't at least slow down the aging process. She's not gonna be looking like some bag lady at 35.

[rufuspaul]

You guys act like she can't at least slow down the aging process. She's not gonna be looking like some bag lady at 35.

I think there's a thread with Nikki Cox and Janet Jackson somewhere.

[Patrick Chewing]

My duty is to please that booty

[Sarcastic]

Those nips are pointed toward the floor son. In the last 2 she has a little help.

Those nipples are perfectly fine. Don't know what the hell you are seeing.

[Sarcastic]

On a side note, do you think her booty is natural or enhanced?

Before/After
http://www.latestbeauty.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian-plastic-surgery-before-after.jpg

[50inchvertical]

Hydrogel aka enhanced. She's far from the only one in Hollywood too. LaLa "Melo's wife" Vasquez got them, Michelle Williams formerly the "other girl" in Destiny's Child, Nikki Minaj is believed to have it as well.

But she will age fine. The comparison to Janet Jackson doesn't work because Janet's life and career isn't 100% predicated on her looks, and still with Janet whenever it came time to do an album or something that will put her in the spotlight, she was always able to get herself back in shape quickly.

And furthermore, Kim is a plastic surgery addict so she'll just nip and tuck everything that sags. Also, Pam Grier is another female with a comparable body who aged gracefully and frankly I'd still smash even at her current age (61). She is just gorgeous to me.

[BRabbiT]

Hydrogel aka enhanced/



yeah, i heard that, too.

smfh. women are so shallow:facepalm

[Myth]

Before/After
http://www.latestbeauty.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian-plastic-surgery-before-after.jpg

I'm not a fan of big butts. I find the pic on the left 20 times more attractive.

/whiteness

[oh the horror]

You know, dont get me wrong....Kim is attractive, and yeah....I'd HIT IT....But the reality with me...I do not get the hype behind this girl. She strikes me as a tacky low budget broad, that lives off the money her father had. If she wasnt rich.....(her family's money initially) then she'd be an attractive hoodrat.


All her and her sisters do, is kick it around other actual famous people, and they sleep with athletes, and then proceed to go from there. We call those HOES around these parts.



Shes fu*kable.....but then again, so is this one b*tch around the corner from my pad. So what? Whats the hype??

[L.Kizzle]

I'm not a fan of big butts. I find the pic on the left 20 times more attractive.

/whiteness
I'm Billy Gunn.

[C-Webb4]

no matter what, i'm not messing with f*cking RAY J's sloppy seconds
That's totally fine, leave her to me. :cheers:

[zabuza666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldaL7ooq5MA

[SinJackal]

obvious implants, but looks good nonetheless.

[takeittothehoop]

Whats with the silver stuff, I want to see some skin dammit.

[AirGauge23]

Kim Cash :rockon:

[chazzy]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/ap/e8/fullj.3eedb46d65d937d5fc15a742d4f38b0c/a89618fb9a6f43179e9ffe916b7232ec.jpg

[code green]

[dave chappelle] DAMN, LOOK AT THEM TITTIES! [/dave chappelle]

[Brujesino]

I'm not a fan of big butts. I find the pic on the left 20 times more attractive.

/whiteness
Semi agree

Although iam a huge fan of asses iam more of a petite ass kinda guy that pic with her before and after iam taking the before easily.

[Patrick Chewing]

You know, dont get me wrong....Kim is attractive, and yeah....I'd HIT IT....But the reality with me...I do not get the hype behind this girl. She strikes me as a tacky low budget broad, that lives off the money her father had. If she wasnt rich.....(her family's money initially) then she'd be an attractive hoodrat.


All her and her sisters do, is kick it around other actual famous people, and they sleep with athletes, and then proceed to go from there. We call those HOES around these parts.



Shes fu*kable.....but then again, so is this one b*tch around the corner from my pad. So what? Whats the hype??

I don't know man, she seems pretty classy except for the whole sex tape thing, but that was years ago. She's basically a model and an entrepreneur and you rarely if ever see her in trouble. She doesn't posses any unique talents other than that people just like to look at her. She's marketable and she's living off her beauty. If anything, any unjust attention for her is our own fault.

[Gundress]

Her ass don't even look right, it's a fake ass you can tell.

[Maga_1]

She's soooo hot

[oh the horror]

I don't know man, she seems pretty classy except for the whole sex tape thing, but that was years ago. She's basically a model and an entrepreneur and you rarely if ever see her in trouble. She doesn't posses any unique talents other than that people just like to look at her. She's marketable and she's living off her beauty. If anything, any unjust attention for her is our own fault.



Fake hair, implants, fake nails, and tanning doesnt equal "class" to me. Her, and her sisters lack an air of taste to me....they just come off looking often cheap, and judging by how they live, I'd say they're high priced hoodrats, that...the only difference between the Kardashians, and just your average hoes in the hood....is that the Kardashians, being born INTO money, happen to flash their half dresses tacky asses, around athletes and the right spots, to be SEEN.


They're tacky dude. I mean for christs sake...her "sex tape" is what ACTUALLY launched her "career"!


And even though she states she wants to move past her "sex tape" image, she still banks solely on that. Shes classless to me. You'll see just how drastically she begins to decline, in look, and behavior when those looks begin to fade away. She'll become a charicature of herself.





I just am not feeling it. Im not sure why. Her photoshoots make her look fantastic, because they're generally shopped and airbrushed, but this broad is frumpy, and dresses like a club bunny out of hollywood. To me, a classy starlet, doesnt have to be half naked, and whored up to be sexy. Kim is just....wack.


http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/images/2010/04/100406ptr_kimkardashian_001.jpg

[playtetris]

who cares about Ray J, I saw that footage he was nothing...


he was nothing? he didn't bang like a fiend, but shit... unless you're coming at her with a 10 incher she's gunna be yawning all the way through :oldlol:

i'd still like to give it a shot, though.

[-playmaker-]

Fake hair, implants, fake nails, and tanning doesnt equal "class" to me. Her, and her sisters lack an air of taste to me....they just come off looking often cheap, and judging by how they live, I'd say they're high priced hoodrats, that...the only difference between the Kardashians, and just your average hoes in the hood....is that the Kardashians, being born INTO money, happen to flash their half dresses tacky asses, around athletes and the right spots, to be SEEN.


They're tacky dude. I mean for christs sake...her "sex tape" is what ACTUALLY launched her "career"!


And even though she states she wants to move past her "sex tape" image, she still banks solely on that. Shes classless to me. You'll see just how drastically she begins to decline, in look, and behavior when those looks begin to fade away. She'll become a charicature of herself.





I just am not feeling it. Im not sure why. Her photoshoots make her look fantastic, because they're generally shopped and airbrushed, but this broad is frumpy, and dresses like a club bunny out of hollywood. To me, a classy starlet, doesnt have to be half naked, and whored up to be sexy. Kim is just....wack.


http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/images/2010/04/100406ptr_kimkardashian_001.jpg
you're looking too deep into it dude...it's Kim K, not a damn Rocket Scientist...who cares about her class?...you know who is REALLY in a lower class bracket than her?...YOU ARE!...as well as the rest of us. We can pretend the world is full of smart virgins that look stunning without make up, but it isn't...every female is fake JUST LIKE HER...

only Kim does have a shit ton of natural beauty...if all it takes is money to look that good then her sisters would be hot too, but they aren't...

She did have fame before that tape btw...


you have it backward...She isn't famous because of the boring sex tape, the sex tape is famous BECAUSE OF HER!!!...everyone wanted to see it, because we all knew how hot Kim K was...

[-playmaker-]

he was nothing? he didn't bang like a fiend, but shit... unless you're coming at her with a 10 incher she's gunna be yawning all the way through :oldlol:

i'd still like to give it a shot, though.
she was yawning in the damn Ray J tape...lol

he is no porn star...

Now that Reggie Bush and Miles Austin have run through her she problably does need 10 inches though...

her lust for big black athletes does make her less attractive I think...if she dates another she will have the rep of f*cking the whole NFL...

[AirGauge23]

She probably has a Yeast Infection.

[NuggetsFan]

http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/InYourMIND15/GIFs/jbks8xc3.gif

Wouldn't think twice.

[JustinJDW]

I think her sister is more attractive because she is actually real and has an absolute beautiful natural look. She doesn't need a truckload of makeup to look beautiful. She wears little to no makeup and still looks great.

http://kourtneykardashian.xe.cx/kourtney%20kardashian%20hot.jpg

http://www.thepaparazzis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kourtney.jpg

http://officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kourtney-kardashian-bikini-body-lifestyle-480x681.jpg

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/21/0721-kourtney-kardashian-spl196403-010-splash-exc-kim-kardashian-spl196111-003-splash-exc-credit.jpg

http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/kourtney_kardashian_1152898.jpg

MILF ALERT!!!
http://officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kourtney-kardashian-5-bc-magazine-julyoctober-2010-481x646.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20091027/300.kourtney.kim.lr.102709.jpg



Kim looks like a ****ing Terminator at times. I prefer her sister.

[Captain Kirk]

http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/InYourMIND15/GIFs/jbks8xc3.gif

Wouldn't think twice.

:roll:

[-playmaker-]

wow, Kourtney Kardashian IS hot as hell...:eek:

she is older than Kim too...


they have good genes, great skin tone, hair, curves, ect...

I am still a firm believer that "fakeness" can only take a girl so far...you have to start out with a good foundation to be that hot...

[NuggetsFan]

I second that Kourtney Kardashian claim. Never seen her before but dam she's fine as hell.

[-playmaker-]

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/khloe-kardashian-82281841.jpg

there is no saving Khloe...LMAO


I bet she sucks a mean one though...

[NuggetsFan]

How pissed would you be having two sisters like that and looking the way she does? Now that's getting dealt a bad hand :oldlol:

[-playmaker-]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kim-and-khloe-kardashian.jpg

she looks like a dude standing next to Kim like that...

[NuggetsFan]

What's the mom look like? Starting to feel bad for the one who got hit by the ugly stick :oldlol:

[JustinJDW]

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/khloe-kardashian-82281841.jpghttp://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[-playmaker-]

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/kardashian-clan.jpg


:roll:

they can't even make Khloe look good with Photoshop...


f*ck I am mean...she is rich as hell though....f*ck it

[-playmaker-]

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/june11_kardashian.jpg


^^^ a 'real" pic of the mom...

safe to say she was a stunner when she was younger I think...

[NuggetsFan]

I'd bone the mom before I tapped the other one. Girl must be extremely insecure.

[NuggetsFan]

http://www.k-zentertainment.com/images/NewsImages/kourtney_kardashian.jpg

Kourtney is FINE. Can't believe I had no idea who she was.

[BRabbiT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldaL7ooq5MA



:roll:

[PowerGlove]

I think her sister is more attractive because she is actually real and has an absolute beautiful natural look. She doesn't need a truckload of makeup to look beautiful. She wears little to no makeup and still looks great.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/21/0721-kourtney-kardashian-spl196403-010-splash-exc-kim-kardashian-spl196111-003-splash-exc-credit.jpg



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/Cubed316/1265976332640.jpg

[rufuspaul]

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/kardashian-clan.jpg


:roll:

they can't even make Khloe look good with Photoshop...


f*ck I am mean...she is rich as hell though....f*ck it

:oldlol:

[KareemCambell]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/Cubed316/1265976332640.jpg


:applause:

[step_back]

Kim and Kourtney are amazing, Lamar Odom really needs his head checked because he picked the Ogre in drag to marry.

[KareemCambell]

http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/images/2007/12/kim_kardashian_122007_03-thumb.jpg

check out moms tits

[JohnnySic]

OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!
OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Show me a non-airbrushed/photoshopped picture of her when she isn't all done up and I'll show you a chunky chick with a mustache.

J-LO 2.0.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :sleeping

[50inchvertical]

Is someone really posting magazine photos now to prove someone's natural beauty?

[bada bing]

this chick was crying after her playboy pics came out.

i mean why is everyone going crazy over these pics? she has a fcking sex tape out there where you see her getting banged. if i want to see this chick i am going to see her sex video...not her pictures in a magazine.

[craigthomasb]

let down by the nips

damn! :(

[NuggetsFan]

OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!
OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Show me a non-airbrushed/photoshopped picture of her when she isn't all done up and I'll show you a chunky chick with a mustache.

J-LO 2.0.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :sleeping

Would love to see what your tapping :oldlol:

[blondie]

OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!
OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Show me a non-airbrushed/photoshopped picture of her when she isn't all done up and I'll show you a chunky chick with a mustache.

J-LO 2.0.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :sleeping
JohnnySic's a virgin
CLAP CLAP-CLAP CLAP CLAP

[mlh1981]

Oh, thank GOD I'm at home and can FINALLY open this damn thread :oldlol:

Gotta watch what I open at work, as this has been taunting me all day......

[Rameek]

OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!
OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Show me a non-airbrushed/photoshopped picture of her when she isn't all done up and I'll show you a chunky chick with a mustache.

J-LO 2.0.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :sleeping
I agree with this wholeheartidly except you forgot that Kim has all that cellulite its so disgusting....

J-Lo is not overrated but may have been overexposed! J-Lo > Kim

[Vragrant]

http://aslcdn.celebuzz.com/images/2007/12/kim_kardashian_122007_03-thumb.jpg

check out moms tits

MILF!

[Sarcastic]

OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!
OVER-RATED!
CLAP CLAP - CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Show me a non-airbrushed/photoshopped picture of her when she isn't all done up and I'll show you a chunky chick with a mustache.

J-LO 2.0.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :sleeping

http://www.bollywood77.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim-kardashian-makeup-3.jpeg


Looks fine to me.

[AJ2k8]

he said NON photoshopped. here's the real pic:

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9692/kimkardashianmakeup3.jpg
:roll: :applause:

[oh the horror]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/horrorm0nez/ishbattle.jpg

[-playmaker-]

http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg

No one knew her before that tape.
I knew EXACTLY who she was before that tape, i can remember a shit ton of photos of her being passed around the office...

[-playmaker-]

http://www.amazingmakeup.com/pictures/kim-kardashian-makeup.jpg


I think she is still pretty without make up...

[-playmaker-]

Kim had a ton of e-fame before that tape...she was really good freinds with Paris...who ALSO had a ton of fame before her tape...

it wasn't like Ray J was banging some no-name...

people were interested in that tape because IT WAS KIM K!!!!

[Hawker]

http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg

No one knew her before that tape.

I did.

[PowerGlove]

I didnt know her until the tape, but I dont fawn over celebrities so....

[miamiandorlando]

I did.


me too

[-playmaker-]

sorry man you still have it backwards. that might be your personal experience, but before the tape the only people who knew of her were people who followed celebrity culture. a couple articles have demonstrated this, let me see if I can find them.

^^^ just noticed this neg...now, I don't check it that often

I am not someone that follows "celeb culture"...I am telling you that Kim K was a celeb BEFORE THE TAPE...she had a ton of e-fame cause of her looks, and her ass...kinda like Vida Guerra.

if Vida Guerra released a sex tape she would shoot from "e-celeb" to "full-blown celeb" too...BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHO VIDA IS!!!

stop pretending like kim was some no-name that got famous because she released a KILLER SEX tape...THE TAPE IS BORING AS HELL!!!

as a male who works on a computer around other males...both Vida and Kim K were known and none of us are "celeb culture followers" or whatever the f*ck you want to call it...

I have never watched a single episode of her show...I only now her from pics of her ass...lol

[BallsOut]

http://randshit.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dat_ass.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/9/15/14/dat-ass-11185-1284575324-21.jpg
http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/0/312_pokemon_dat_ass.jpg


although "dat ass" is going to look turrible in about 5 years

:roll:

[Wally450]

http://i56.tinypic.com/157yhll.jpg

[JustinJDW]

People saying Kim Kardashian was a celebrity before that sex tape came out is like saying a Magikarp is a real Pokemon before it evolves into a Gyarados.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/02/129Magikarp.png

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/41/130Gyarados.png