So, I'm f****** my wife last night...

[The Magic Man]

in the closet. I know, sounds crazy, but we have a huge walk in closet and my kids were all over the place. Anyway, we're on the floor and I'm hitting it from the back. Long story short I pull out right before I bust and drop one on her ass. Feeling like I just fought a heavyweight fight I get ready to stand up. Right as I put my hand on the floor to prop myself up, all while lowering my head, she decides to do a damn burpey or some shit and jumped up. Her ass (with my seeds) slammed right into my face. I didn't even know what to do. I swear to God I love that women but I wanted to punch that ***** in her ****in temple at that moment. My eye was red all night and I was thinking I'd have to go to the damn doctor and explain what the **** just happened. Anyway, just putting this out there to let people know the dangers of not using condoms. One.

[bagelred]

Fascinating. So what are your thoughts on the Federal Reserve?

[Premeditated]

you know you share your wife right?

[Lebowsky]

Why did you have to pull out if it was your wife you were having sex with?

[Rizko]

Why did you have to pull out if it was your wife you were having sex with?


in the closet. I know, sounds crazy, but we have a huge walk in closet and my kids were all over the place. Anyway, we're on the floor and I'm hitting it from the back. Long story short I pull out right before I bust and drop one on her ass. Feeling like I just fought a heavyweight fight I get ready to stand up. Right as I put my hand on the floor to prop myself up, all while lowering my head, she decides to do a damn burpey or some shit and jumped up. Her ass (with my seeds) slammed right into my face. I didn't even know what to do. I swear to God I love that women but I wanted to punch that ***** in her ****in temple at that moment. My eye was red all night and I was thinking I'd have to go to the damn doctor and explain what the **** just happened. Anyway, just putting this out there to let people know the dangers of not using condoms. One.
Probably doesn't want to knock wifey up again.

[The Magic Man]

you know you share your wife right?

No, I didn't know that.


Why did you have to pull out if it was your wife you were having sex with?

Good question. I have 4 kids. If I were to have another I would probably kill myself. I was all set to get fixed but my job switched our insurance so now I have to redo all this bullshit paper-work. We sometimes use condoms but that does get weird. It's my wife, shouldn't have to do that.


Fascinating. So what are your thoughts on the Federal Reserve?

I think that while these policy choices seem reasonably straightforward, monetary policy makers routinely face certain notable uncertainties. First, the actual position of the economy and growth in aggregate demand at any time are only partially known, as key information on spending, production, and prices becomes available only with a lag. Therefore, policy makers must rely on estimates of these economic variables when assessing the appropriate course of policy, aware that they could act on the basis of misleading information. Second, exactly how a given adjustment in the federal funds rate will affect growth in aggregate demand

[simcjt]

Probably doesn't want to knock wifey up again.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jasper]

I thought you were high and got altit~nude sickness. :pimp:

[TennesseeFan]

in the closet. I know, sounds crazy, but we have a huge walk in closet and my kids were all over the place. Anyway, we're on the floor and I'm hitting it from the back. Long story short I pull out right before I bust and drop one on her ass. Feeling like I just fought a heavyweight fight I get ready to stand up. Right as I put my hand on the floor to prop myself up, all while lowering my head, she decides to do a damn burpey or some shit and jumped up. Her ass (with my seeds) slammed right into my face. I didn't even know what to do. I swear to God I love that women but I wanted to punch that ***** in her ****in temple at that moment. My eye was red all night and I was thinking I'd have to go to the damn doctor and explain what the **** just happened. Anyway, just putting this out there to let people know the dangers of not using condoms. One.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2969374583886026984#

[niko]

so would you say afterwards you came out of the closet?

Well, people are always saying their sex life while married is boring. You have the element of real physical danger added in. That's good, right?

And me and my wife can't use condoms, it's jsut weird but this kid (coming imminently), my wife got pregnant so easily we may need to do something.

[Lebowsky]

Good question. I have 4 kids. If I were to have another I would probably kill myself. I was all set to get fixed but my job switched our insurance so now I have to redo all this bullshit paper-work. We sometimes use condoms but that does get weird. It's my wife, shouldn't have to do that.

You should look into other contraceptives, it doesn't all start and end with condoms.

[Premeditated]

No, I didn't know that.



Good question. I have 4 kids.

well, now you do know, which is why i'll say be careful because you might share those kids. don't want to take care of another n1gga's babies inamean?

[Riddler]

Fascinating. So what are your thoughts on the Federal Reserve?

:oldlol:


That was funny, being the first comment in this thread.

[Dolphin]

I freak out if a girl tries kissing me right after blowing me.....I mean are you kidding me with this shit right now?

I need to keep mouth wash, paper cups, and a spitoon next to my bed.

[Maga_1]

Sorry, but that was funny :roll:

[JayGuevara]

I freak out if a girl tries kissing me right after blowing me.....I mean are you kidding me with this shit right now?

I need to keep mouth wash, paper cups, and a spitoon next to my bed.

This has always been awkward to me too. I always draw back like "ehhhh about that"

One girl said she wouldn't blow me ever again if I didn't kiss her afterwards, after I told her I thought it was awkward. I'm pretty sure we broke up shortly thereafter. :oldlol:

[Bird]

This has always been awkward to me too. I always draw back like "ehhhh about that"

One girl said she wouldn't blow me ever again if I didn't kiss her afterwards, after I told her I thought it was awkward. I'm pretty sure we broke up shortly thereafter. :oldlol:

Just gotta lay out the ground rules.

My wife knows my strict "No Kissing After A Blow Job Unless You have Brushed and Mouthwashed" rule. She tried to break it once. So I stuck it in her ass.

She learned her lesson afterwards.

[Maga_1]

One time i did that "No Kisses" and she said "it's your dick, what the fukc are you thinking? If you don't want to kiss me i'll think that your dick is disgusting"

[Black Joker]

One time i did that "No Kisses" and she said "it's your dick, what the fukc are you thinking? If you don't want to kiss me i'll think that your dick is disgusting"
:oldlol: :oldlol:

my girl just gives me this look of disapproval when i pull away, however she's gotten use to it

[bagelred]

[QUOTE=The Magic Man]
I think that while these policy choices seem reasonably straightforward, monetary policy makers routinely face certain notable uncertainties. First, the actual position of the economy and growth in aggregate demand at any time are only partially known, as key information on spending, production, and prices becomes available only with a lag. Therefore, policy makers must rely on estimates of these economic variables when assessing the appropriate course of policy, aware that they could act on the basis of misleading information. Second, exactly how a given adjustment in the federal funds rate will affect growth in aggregate demand

[Maga_1]

:oldlol: :oldlol:

my girl just gives me this look of disapproval when i pull away, however she's gotten use to it
:roll: :roll: at least she gotten use to it !

[v-unit]

I don't get blowjobs unless I know I can make out with her right after

[craigthomasb]

you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

[Lakerlove420]

so would you say afterwards you came out of the closet?

:roll: :roll:


you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

:applause: :bowdown:

[rufuspaul]

you just gotta be crafty with that shit, take a bottle of champagne to the bedroom when you go, when she swallows, grab the fizz, take a swig and drop it back in her mouth, the fizzy-ness with act as a cleanser, she swallows that and your in the clear

player!

I like that. For me I just get her back the next time I go down on her I come up and give her a big sloppy pusssy juice dripping kiss.

[The Rock]

What in the blue hell?

[Lakerlove420]

I like that. For me I just get her back the next time I go down on her I come up and give her a big sloppy pusssy juice dripping kiss.

they like that though.
that has never been a big deal or anything with most chicks
in my experience


What in the blue hell?

?

[rufuspaul]

they like that though.
that has never been a big deal or anything with most chicks
in my experience


Yeah chicks are fukkin weird.

[Lakerlove420]

Yeah chicks are fukkin weird.

Take it from her ass to her mouth. They are down!
Alot of freaks in the world.. there was a point in my life when my main goal was to go ass to mouth with as many random b*tches as I could.



I got three.

[SCREWstonRockets]

dude, you got a face full of ***. i bet your wife was like, "yeah, its doesn't live up to the hype, does it?"

[G-Funk]

Take it from her ass to her mouth. They are down!
Alot of freaks in the world.. there was a point in my life when my main goal was to go ass to mouth with as many random b*tches as I could.



I got three.

no shiiet? :roll:

[G-Funk]

BTW some of you act like you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could :D

[Lakerlove420]

no shiiet? :roll:

yeah bro.. it's all about ass to mouth.

[The_Night_Elf]

dude, you got a face full of ***. i bet your wife was like, "yeah, its doesn't live up to the hype, does it?"

LOL.:applause:

[glidedrxlr22]

BTW some of you act like you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could :D

I usually don't agree with Laker fans....but that was funny.

[Lakerlove420]

I usually don't agree with Laker fans....but that was funny.

you're such a hater man.
Just agreeing with a Laker fan about something un-Laker or even basketball related hurts you so bad.

You're a special species my man:facepalm

[jbot]

tell her to get that merina thing put in her. they're good for like 5 years.

[Kebab Stall]

Some of you are f*cking ******* and would never do well in the porn industry.

[code green]

in the closet. I know, sounds crazy, but we have a huge walk in closet and my kids were all over the place. Anyway, we're on the floor and I'm hitting it from the back. Long story short I pull out right before I bust and drop one on her ass. Feeling like I just fought a heavyweight fight I get ready to stand up. Right as I put my hand on the floor to prop myself up, all while lowering my head, she decides to do a damn burpey or some shit and jumped up. Her ass (with my seeds) slammed right into my face. I didn't even know what to do. I swear to God I love that women but I wanted to punch that ***** in her ****in temple at that moment. My eye was red all night and I was thinking I'd have to go to the damn doctor and explain what the **** just happened. Anyway, just putting this out there to let people know the dangers of not using condoms. One.

yeah man, but who you voting for?

[The Magic Man]

yeah man, but who you voting for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzsZz3XjknQ

[WADE MONEY]

[QUOTE=The Magic Man]
I think that while these policy choices seem reasonably straightforward, monetary policy makers routinely face certain notable uncertainties. First, the actual position of the economy and growth in aggregate demand at any time are only partially known, as key information on spending, production, and prices becomes available only with a lag. Therefore, policy makers must rely on estimates of these economic variables when assessing the appropriate course of policy, aware that they could act on the basis of misleading information. Second, exactly how a given adjustment in the federal funds rate will affect growth in aggregate demand

[WADE MONEY]

bump

[nathanjizzle]

:lol

[Myth]

in the closet. I know, sounds crazy, but we have a huge walk in closet and my kids were all over the place. Anyway, we're on the floor and I'm hitting it from the back. Long story short I pull out right before I bust and drop one on her ass. Feeling like I just fought a heavyweight fight I get ready to stand up. Right as I put my hand on the floor to prop myself up, all while lowering my head, she decides to do a damn burpey or some shit and jumped up. Her ass (with my seeds) slammed right into my face. I didn't even know what to do. I swear to God I love that women but I wanted to punch that ***** in her ****in temple at that moment. My eye was red all night and I was thinking I'd have to go to the damn doctor and explain what the **** just happened. Anyway, just putting this out there to let people know the dangers of not using condoms. One.

Let's see:
1. In the closet
2. hitting it from the back
3. kum on your face

If you're trying to tell us something, you can be straigh...er... forward with us. We are accepting.

[upside24]

"So, I'm f****** my wife last night..."

Hell of a thread title.

[baseketball4life]

Lmfao

[millwad]

*** face.

[jbot]

yeah i've read where getting nut in ur eye will mess u up.

i banged my ole lady b4 when she was bent over looking for stuff in the closet. wasn't exactly IN the closet but close enough.

when ur married w/ a bunch of kids (like me), u gotta get it in whenever and wherever u can (no pun intended).

[bluechox2]

so what it taste like?

[Meticode]

so what it taste like?
Gravy

[Rake2204]

"So, I'm f****** my wife last night..."

Hell of a thread title.Reminded me of a Chappelle line when I read it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u16TZGJnqh8

[Riddler]

yeah man, but who you voting for?



Whoa dude!!!... Take it easy.

That's way too personal.

[knickballer]

Will bookmark for future read

[code green]

Whoa dude!!!... Take it easy.

That's way too personal.

I was like "Why the **** did I ask him who he voted for?" until I read your response. :oldlol:

[tomtucker]

Let's see:
1. In the closet
2. hitting it from the back
3. kum on your face

If you're trying to tell us something, you can be straigh...er... forward with us. We are accepting.
:oldlol:

[senelcoolidge]

Way too personal. I love my wife and I never ever share our private matters. I have too much respect for her. So what did your boyfriend do after?