You are stuck in a room....

[TylerOO]

With Kim Kardashian and your mother. You have to f*$k one and kill the other. What do you do?

[Premeditated]

dude, this is so fukked up.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Already sucked on mommiez tittiez like a jillion times, and her vaj wuz the first thing I crawled out of into this "Brave New World" (Huxley)

Kimmy K is desirable.. but not remotely important en mi vida. I think the answer is quite obvious.

I'd f*ck Kim and kill my moms. It is my duty as the Prince of my family to give life and take it. All will be forgiven whence she ascends to heaven, and I am promoted to the 8th Circle of Hell, alongside Judas, Brutus, and Lucifer. And besides let us indulge in the loins of our Armenian socialite and skyrocket to fame, while we're still existin in thiz delightful world.

[niko]

My mom has lived a full life. I thank her for mine. BYE MOM!

[Premeditated]

My mom has lived a full life. I thank her for mine. BYE MOM!
^^^^^^^ you cats are vicious.:lol

[Dolphin]

I'd cut my dick off and bleed to death.

[boozehound]

I would kill, then ****, kim k. with mummy dearest watching. What? So I violated your lame rules, sue me.

[Sarcastic]

I think fukcing my mom is worse than killing her, so...

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I think fukcing my mom is worse than killing her, so...

She wouldn't mind. It's a fresh breath from your middle-crisis having, fat buffoon of a father.

[enayes]

I'd fukk Kim and go from there.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I would kill, then ****, kim k. with mummy dearest watching. What? So I violated your lame rules, sue me.

^^
This :applause: good thinking

[enayes]

^^
This :applause: good thinking

Not a valid answer.

[Sarcastic]

She wouldn't mind. It's a fresh breath from your middle-crisis having, fat buffoon of a father.

Dad? Is that you?

[Jailblazers7]

I'd cut my dick off and bleed to death.

:oldlol:

[VishaltotheG]

F*ck Kim, then kill her :confusedshrug:

[oh the horror]

She wouldn't mind. It's a fresh breath from your middle-crisis having, fat buffoon of a father.


:roll:

[Hawker]

Greatest ultimatum ever.

[liverandonions]

:banghead:

[Legend of Josh]

Awesome thread.

[NastaMaverick]

Kill you and f*ck your mom.

[TylerOO]

Kill you and f*ck your mom.


That choice is not allowed. :D

[code green]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."

[AJ2k8]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."
:roll: :applause:

[Maga_1]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."

We have a winner :lol

[TylerOO]

Thought I would bump this thread out of boredom and for the people that never answered/saw it.

Probably my only good thread in history.

[L.Kizzle]

Bye mamma.

[BRabbiT]

what a twisted fukcing thread:lol

[ballup]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."
Your friend would make a great lawyer.

[IcanzIIravor]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."

Your buddy is a prophet. :applause: There goes my spelling.

[kaiiu]

this is some Jigsaw SAW shit bruh

[The-Legend-24]

My mom has lived a full life. I thank her for mine. BYE MOM!
This. :oldlol:

[Theoo's Daddy]

My mom will be like just go ahead son, you can fu*k her.

[MeloMike]

This is a legit sick situation. My mom's only 46. She can't die. Neither of us can live with that other sick option.

**** Kim
Kill myself

Only way.

[Meticode]

I would hope I'd let the Jigsaw Killer just kill me or torture me to death.

[d.bball.guy]

What do I have? A gun?

[Raj Da Dodge]

wait u gotta f and kill one no matter what??? like if u kill kim u have to **** your mom??? and vice versa?

[tian820]

:roll: This is pretty sick and twisted, but the responses in here are great

[TylerOO]

wait u gotta f and kill one no matter what??? like if u kill kim u have to **** your mom??? and vice versa?

Yea you either fcuk Kim and kill your mom or
Kill Kim and fcuk your mom.

[Raj Da Dodge]

Yea you either fcuk Kim and kill your mom or
Kill Kim and fcuk your mom.
I think I'd **** kim then kill myself. I couldn't kill my mom what so ever. No matter what situation u gave me. Be best friends w/T-Mac, best friends w/Selena, get married to someone special, etc...NOTHING could get me to kill my moms.

[KingBeasley08]

:wtf: this thread is f*cked up :lol

[Stuckey]

ok i'll be the first to say **** my mom, ill choke her unconscious first so only one of us can remember, but i think i can drink enough to forget

then ill **** kim and finish on her, and then kill her

[kaiiu]

to make it fair ill just fvck both then kill all 3 of us

[Theoo's Daddy]

to make it fair ill just fvck both then kill all 3 of us

No way i'm f*cking my moms :oldlol: Hell ****ing naw !!!!.

[kaiiu]

No way i'm f*cking my moms :oldlol: Hell ****ing naw !!!!.
we all a be dead in a few minutes anyways. Either way or either choice, u goin to hell. Might as well bust a nut first

[vinsane01]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."

.....

Very justified analysis and conclusion of a very fcked up scenario IMO. :lol

[b1imtf]

we all a be dead in a few minutes anyways. Either way or either choice, u goin to hell. Might as well bust a nut first
:roll: :roll:

[EnoughSaid]

Do they both want to ***?

[Scholar]

What a messed up scenario!
I'd **** Kim & then kill her.

[tomtucker]

:lol we have the script for Saw 8 here ...........Kim K as herself ......:cheers:

[Myth]

I say kill your mom first, that way she isn't watching you f*ck Kim.

[TylerOO]

I say kill your mom first, that way she isn't watching you f*ck Kim.

:lol Still, your killing your mom.

[Jasi]

The only way to get out of this is you give the term "f_ck" a wide meaning.

I'll have a threesome, during which I'll f_ck Kim to death, while she eats my mom.
No intercourse will happen between me and my mother, but we'll be involved in sexual activity together.

[tomtucker]

all this is nonsense....how could you get a hard on in this room ? with your mom, dead or alive

[tomtucker]

The only way to get out of this is you give the term "f_ck" a wide meaning.

I'll have a threesome, during which I'll f_ck Kim to death, while she eats my mom.
No intercourse will happen between me and my mother, but we'll be involved in sexual activity together. :eek: sounds like you have used that excuse before.............................:lol

[Jasi]

:eek: sounds like you have used that excuse before.............................:lol

Yes, but the other way round

"hey dear don't be mad... I didn't f_ck her after all!!!"
:lol

[Colin Cowherd]

My little pecker can't handle a big booty like that.

[AirTupac]

This is so wrong in so many level :facepalm

OMG :roll: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PICK..

Aint nobody wanna kill their mom except for AirTupac..

I'd rather pick my mom, BUT I DONT WANNA F*** HER WTF!! O.o :wtf:
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THIS IS SO ****ED UP.. OP YOUR A ******


What the ****? What is wrong with you and why do you keep mentioning me in your posts. Do you have some sort of mental disorder?

[EnoughSaid]

What the ****? What is wrong with you and why do you keep mentioning me in your posts. Do you have some sort of mental disorder?

LMAO. He's your league buddy.

[AirTupac]

LMAO. He's your league buddy.

He's a ****ing weirdo.

[Myth]

:lol Still, your killing your mom.

Sometimes sacrifices must be made.

[The-Legend-24]

:roll:

[Mamba]

this is hard, mom smokes and is turning 50. but its my mom.

kim k, is kim k.


is mom watching me **** kim k? like the problem is does my mom know the reason im killing her or not? she'd get pretty shitty if i walked in and just shot her. however if she knew the question im certain she'd understand that i'd have to kill her.

Also define ****ing, like is it just a swift in and out or do i have to blow aswell? like id have to take viagra to be able to stick into my mom, but i can always knock the bitch out, quickly jab her with my dick pull out then pay for years and years of therapy.

however if ejaculation is needed, sorry mom, u dead, i aint sitting there doing that shit.

[lilbeastnani]

:lol Still, your killing your mom.
So what your saying is that you'd f*ck your mother to save her life?:lol

[macmac]

I would defintely **** my mom to save her life....even if I'd never talk to her again, it's the life of the person who gave me birth....ppl go through way more traumatic shit to keep on living...I don't even hesitate you cold blooded muphuckas

[JtotheIzzo]

I would defintely **** my mom to save her life....even if I'd never talk to her again, it's the life of the person who gave me birth....ppl go through way more traumatic shit to keep on living...I don't even hesitate you cold blooded muphuckas

a good read for you:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51t9DkmnkkL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[lilbeastnani]

I would defintely **** my mom to save her life....even if I'd never talk to her again, it's the life of the person who gave birth....ppl go through way more traumatic shit to keep on living...I don't even hesitate you cold blooded muphuckas
:roll: So you would put it in your moms ***** and nut in her face out of respect. I get it.

[macmac]

a good read for you:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51t9DkmnkkL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

So you're really gonna try to box me in a Freudian pop psych category because I would save my moms life in a ludicrous this or that hypothetical? I think you're all cowards...I would cut off my leg to get out of a trap and I would **** my mom if it meant life or death...it's called survival, this continent has gotten yall weak

[Jasi]

or maybe you're taking this too seriously :D

[macmac]

or maybe you're taking this too seriously :D


Is there anything more paramount than answering theoretical altumatums with gross sexual perversions as truthfully and as righteous as possible?

[Raj Da Dodge]

I agree w/macmac but like I said in my situation I'd jus kill myself after ****ing kim k.

[Jasi]

Is there anything more paramount than answering theoretical altumatums with gross sexual perversions as truthfully and as righteous as possible?

Who knows!

It's not the funniest or most creative way to answer though, especially if you go on with a rant on this planet's cowardness... :cheers:

[Theoo's Daddy]

or maybe you're taking this too seriously :D
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[macmac]

Who knows!

It's not the funniest or most creative way to answer though, especially if you go on with a rant on this planet's cowardness... :cheers:

I never got the memo that I was here to amuse you, and I was mostly focusing on north America not the whole planet...but you know what they say, the shortest book ever written is the book on Italian war heroes

[Raj Da Dodge]

I never got the memo that I was here to amuse you, and I was mostly focusing on north America not the whole planet...but you know what they say, the shortest book ever written is the book on Italian war heroes
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :roll: :applause:

[Jasi]

I never got the memo that I was here to amuse you, and I was mostly focusing on north America not the whole planet...but you know what they say, the shortest book ever written is the book on Italian war heroes

Now that is amusing indeed... That is some learning by doing, see?

Ahah c'mon take it easy, this thread is surreal.

And oh, that saying probably doesn't take into account Romans, I guess? :rolleyes:

[alenleomessi]

Kill my mom and then f*ck Kim :confusedshrug:

[brownmamba00]

Kill mom, fukk Kim, kill Kim and kill myself

[Raj Da Dodge]

Kill my mom and then f*ck Kim :confusedshrug:
:wtf: u would really kill your mom???

[brownmamba00]

:wtf: u would really kill your mom???
:wtf: u would really fukk your mom???

[Raj Da Dodge]

:wtf: u would really fukk your mom???
thas why I would rather kill myself after ****ing kim.

[lilbeastnani]

So you're really gonna try to box me in a Freudian pop psych category because I would save my moms life in a ludicrous this or that hypothetical? I think you're all cowards...I would cut off my leg to get out of a trap and I would **** my mom if it meant life or death...it's called survival, this continent has gotten yall weak
So question for you, what if the sex required of you was more than a business-like in and out. What if they required foreplay, an@l, oral, m@sterbation, and finishing inside of her. Would you still be so willing to take one for team macmac?

[TylerOO]

So what your saying is that you'd f*ck your mother to save her life?:lol

Im the asker of the question lol. I dont have to answer this.

[LBJMVP]

Im the asker of the question lol. I dont have to answer this.


bump..

[JustinJDW]

Sorry, I'm not killing my moms bruh. I don't give a **** what the situation is, I'm not laying a finger on her.

What I'd do is explain the situation clearly to my mom, and she'll understand. Then I'd get us both drunk as ****. I'm talking drunk to the point of near death. Then I'll rap my dick in about a thousand condoms, and then stick it in and out like mega-fast. I'm talkin for like half a second, to where us being in our ****ed up state, will barely feel like anything happened....right?.....

Then I'd rip the rubbers off and **** the living daylights out of Kim, and blow the biggest nut possible on her face. Then I'd force my big dick down her throat for a literally life-ending blowjob, and gag and choke her ass to death while my mother is knocked out and sleeping the booze off. Then after Kim's dead, I'd knock out myself.

Two days later my mother and I will both wake up, and not remember a damn thing. We'll just see Kim's decaying body and be like, "Damn. Another hoe bites the dust."

BAM! :banana:

[CeltsGarlic]

**** your mom then kill kim

[$LakerGold]

:oldlol:

[Johnny Jones]

Jeez man, this question is ****ed up...

[code green]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."


lmao, i totally forgot about this post.

[TylerOO]

lmao, i totally forgot about this post.

:lol Me too.

Still my favorite "would you rather" type question.

[MavsSuperFan]

i texted this to one of my buddies, who's a sick ****. his response back:

"killing kim k is an injustice, not ****ing her in an injustice, ****ing your mom is injustice.

If you **** mom and kill Kim, that's two injustices. Kill mom, **** Kim and that's one injustice and one very justifiable action."


This logic is indisputable.

[MMM]

**** kim until she dies

[Rubio2Gasol]

F*ck Kim, then kill her :confusedshrug:

**** Kim
Kill Kim'
Face the consequences.