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DeronMillsap
11-20-2010, 05:48 PM
I always cook eggs with butter and soy sauce. :lol
- crack 3-4 eggs into a bowl and stir it up with soy sauce
- use butter on your frying pan instead of oil

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Raman noodles with pepperoni
- boil your water in a pot
- put two bags of Raman noodles into the boiling pot
- grab a bag of sliced pepperoni and put in the pot
should be done in 5 mins

:oldlol: That's all I can cook.

I want to see some ideas from OTC people and how you guys cook if you're not formally trained in culinary class.

Dwade305
11-20-2010, 05:54 PM
Bag of Noodles
Can of tuna


Cook the noodles with boiled water. Then put the noodles in a round plate without the water when ready, insert the tuna into the plate, and mix the hot noodles with the tuna. You got yourself some nice jail food, and one of the best meals to eat after working out. Total of about $3 to make the meal. You can also put hot sauce on top it.

DeronMillsap
11-20-2010, 05:57 PM
Bag of Noodles
Can of tuna


Cook the noodles with boiled water. Then put the noodles in a round plate without the water when ready, insert the tuna into the plate, and mix the hot noodles with the tuna. You got yourself some nice jail food, and one of the best meals to eat after working out. Total of about $3 to make the meal. You can also put hot sauce on top it.
Nice. I'm gonna try that sometime, never tried noodles and tuna.

knickballer
11-20-2010, 06:57 PM
Chicken Nuggets + corn

Insert chicken nuggets into toaster oven for approx 8 minutes, open a can of corn or choice of canned vegetable to go along side with it. Drink a glass of tap water.

Cheap meal

/thread

Charlie Sheen
11-20-2010, 07:16 PM
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Raman noodles with pepperoni
- boil your water in a pot
- put two bags of Raman noodles into the boiling pot
- grab a bag of sliced pepperoni and put in the pot
should be done in 5 mins



best to keep that one to urself homie, ur gonna have people thinkin u did hard time cuz that recipe is one step away from the traditional southsider spread

irondarts
11-20-2010, 07:19 PM
Rice and butter.

Joshumitsu
11-20-2010, 08:36 PM
Fried egg and ham sandwich. Make egg, toast bread and butter it before frying it. Add egg and cheese.

Fried ramen noodles. Add cooking oil, leftover chicken/pork/beef, soy, and yashida sauce, stir.

bdreason
11-20-2010, 09:09 PM
Used to eat a lot of blue box and chopped hotdogs. Also canned chili and fritos.

Lamar Doom
11-20-2010, 09:19 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJF8G95CL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.pennmaid.com/uploadedImages/_Products/Cheese/8oz%20Mild%20Cheddar%20Shredded%20Cheese.JPG
(I would get a mixed bag instead of straight chedda)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/ScLKS-3SM0I/AAAAAAAAGc0/DCiHhSLRjKU/s800/Pico+de+Gallo+500.jpg
they sell little pre-cut/packaged pico de gallo packages in the produce section of every grocery store

turn on yo stove, frying pan or whatever, throw down a tortilla, spread some cheese... let it get a little melty, throw on a little handful of pico de gallo. fold that shit, eat that shit, poop it. If you wanna get loco with it, buy a couple serrano peppers and chop them shits up in yo god damn quesadiller. little spicy kick on your punk ass tongue.

sunsfan1357
11-20-2010, 09:43 PM
Slice of bread, put some ketchup, salt and pepper. Fold in half. Eat.

DeronMillsap
11-20-2010, 10:11 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJF8G95CL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.pennmaid.com/uploadedImages/_Products/Cheese/8oz%20Mild%20Cheddar%20Shredded%20Cheese.JPG
(I would get a mixed bag instead of straight chedda)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/ScLKS-3SM0I/AAAAAAAAGc0/DCiHhSLRjKU/s800/Pico+de+Gallo+500.jpg
they sell little pre-cut/packaged pico de gallo packages in the produce section of every grocery store

turn on yo stove, frying pan or whatever, throw down a tortilla, spread some cheese... let it get a little melty, throw on a little handful of pico de gallo. fold that shit, eat that shit, poop it. If you wanna get loco with it, buy a couple serrano peppers and chop them shits up in yo god damn quesadiller. little spicy kick on your punk ass tongue.
Like making your own cheap little Taco Bell enchilada. :cheers:

Fuhqueue
11-20-2010, 11:23 PM
http://endingb.net/images/toast.png

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http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Baked_Bean_In_Tomato_Sauce_415g.jpg

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http://www.caloriesetc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grated_cheese_1.jpg

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http://content5.videojug.com/3d/3d3f8846-b23c-f6d7-ffa6-ff0008c89b0f/how-to-make-baked-beans-on-toast.jpg

:bowdown:

Dwade305
11-20-2010, 11:35 PM
http://endingb.net/images/toast.png

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http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Baked_Bean_In_Tomato_Sauce_415g.jpg

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http://www.caloriesetc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grated_cheese_1.jpg

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http://content5.videojug.com/3d/3d3f8846-b23c-f6d7-ffa6-ff0008c89b0f/how-to-make-baked-beans-on-toast.jpg

:bowdown:

How do you stop your stomach from feeling like shit afterwards?:lol

the GIBBET
11-20-2010, 11:40 PM
Eggs over brown rice with a cup of yogurt and a banana. Serve with coffee. Repeat each morning.

In the afternoon stop at El Pollo Loco or KFC or some such, buy 3 or 4 grilled drumsticks, and eat them with an apple and a carrot and a diet 7up.

In the evening, eat a handful of almonds, a handful of oats, another yogurt cup, some more fruit, some broccoli, and something tasty to tide you over till morning.

TylerOO
11-21-2010, 12:11 AM
http://endingb.net/images/toast.png

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http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Baked_Bean_In_Tomato_Sauce_415g.jpg

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http://www.caloriesetc.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/grated_cheese_1.jpg

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http://content5.videojug.com/3d/3d3f8846-b23c-f6d7-ffa6-ff0008c89b0f/how-to-make-baked-beans-on-toast.jpg

:bowdown:
I'm definately eating that tomorrow

rufuspaul
11-21-2010, 12:35 AM
Collard greens sauteed with olive oil and a little Vietnamese fish sauce. Serve with rice, some black beans if I'm feeling festive.

Abd El-Krim
11-21-2010, 12:36 AM
noodles + random cooking oil + random spices

It works if you're high enough.

Fuhqueue
11-21-2010, 01:58 AM
How do you stop your stomach from feeling like shit afterwards?:lol
By digesting a bit of hearty working class food like a man

Riddler
05-01-2011, 06:43 AM
http://blog.media-freaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tonys-pizza2.jpg


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http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crbs080/crbs080459.jpg



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http://www.mexgrocer.co.uk/images/P/valentina_salsa.jpg

(just a little bit)



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http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2213132.jpg

Eat Like A Bosh
05-01-2011, 12:19 PM
http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmps/shops/statesidecandy/images/american-kellogg-s-smores-pop-tarts-family-sized-pack--5040-p.jpg
Smores poptarts
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Toaster
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http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3931123/2/istockphoto_3931123-stock-photo-of-milk-carton.jpg
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An easy meal

irondarts
05-01-2011, 12:36 PM
http://www.freesnatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mission-tortillas.jpg

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http://www.mavenofsavin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Kraft-Shredded-Mexican-Taco-Cheese-8oz1.jpg

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http://deesnthings.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gg_microwave.jpg

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http://www.thehotglove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/drool-for-sale.jpg

irondarts
05-01-2011, 12:37 PM
Also

Tuna mixed with Honey Mustard on toast is pretty damn good.

BRabbiT
05-01-2011, 01:24 PM
Slice of bread, put some ketchup, salt and pepper. Fold in half. Eat.


that sounds gross.

then again, i can eat cucumbers, S&P, and vinegar all day:lol

LT Ice Cream
05-01-2011, 01:54 PM
Eggo frozen waffles and some fried chicken from the local cona sto'

Eat Like A Bosh
05-01-2011, 03:29 PM
Slice of bread, put some ketchup, salt and pepper. Fold in half. Eat.
Sounds gross :cry:
Ketchup on an omelet makes sense.

DaHeezy
05-01-2011, 04:55 PM
I boil my sock and drink the broth

mcrd101
05-01-2011, 05:14 PM
Eggo frozen waffles and some fried chicken from the local cona sto'

i do this, but with microwavable chicken.

when i think of "ghetto" cooking recipes i immediately thought of "ghetto pizza." Tried it once just for the experience. It's terrible. Toast+ketchup+cheese in the microwave.

i hope this thread gets expanded greatly, as a broke college student i need ideas. right now the food i got left is easter candy from home and cashews/almonds/whateverothernuts(not testicles)

LJJ
05-01-2011, 05:20 PM
when i think of "ghetto" cooking recipes i immediately thought of "ghetto pizza." Tried it once just for the experience. It's terrible. Toast+ketchup+cheese in the microwave.

:facepalm

Toast+tomato paste+mozarella cheese(+herbs provinceal). Deliciousness.

mcrd101
05-01-2011, 05:27 PM
:facepalm

Toast+tomato paste+mozarella cheese(+herbs provinceal). Deliciousness.

i know that's good, but that wasn't the "ghetto pizza" recipe.:confusedshrug:

bdreason
05-01-2011, 05:35 PM
Cheese is too expensive and can't be included in any true ghetto recipes.

LA_Showtime
05-01-2011, 07:23 PM
Ketchup pizza.

simcjt
05-01-2011, 07:30 PM
Cheese is too expensive and can't be included in any true ghetto recipes.
Government Cheese begs to differ

DuMa
05-01-2011, 07:34 PM
campbells can of soup of gumbo
add some extra rice
add some extra chopped up tomatos
add some extra chopped up hot dogs

great soup

mrpuente
05-01-2011, 07:36 PM
toast some bread, spread some butter, sprinkle some garlic salt.

garlic toast!

anyone put hot cheetos in ramen noodle soup after you eat all the noodles?

hot cheetos is a hood neutral food.

take some hot cheetos pour some pickle juice in the bag! Thats some mexican shit right there.

Bucket_Nakedz
05-01-2011, 09:25 PM
ghetto pasta:

- 1 pack of ramen noodles
- a teaspoon of margarine
- garlic salt

cook your noodle the way you like it. dump the soup, put noodle in a bowl and then add the teaspoon of margarine. as the butter is melting, try to mix it in the bowl so it will give the noodles a nice coat. and then add a couple of shakes of garlic salt, mix it in a few times then BAM!!! good to go...





chocolate toast:

- sliced bread of your choice
- margarine
- nesquick

toast your bread in a toaster. when its done, butter it up with margarine and than add a teaspoon of nesquick on the bread. carefully spread the nesquick throughout the toast as it will blend in with the melted butter. now you got yourself a quick fix for dessert. easily hits the spot if you got a sweet toof. nutella ain't got sh!t on this, son!

Stuckey
05-01-2011, 11:24 PM
http://goofyasians.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/shin_ramyun.jpg
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http://api.ning.com/files/pDgnRF*3-aa0n4s0dGs3w5k2*czXZBH48D-2F2aupZ6an3BXIRcIU4-NiU3AJ*QC8GPjK9hNSnvKDP190v0m-Sj7psQPx9i*/babybacchoy.jpg?crop=1%3A1
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http://chefsnightout.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/egg.jpg

= profit

DevilsAssassin
10-08-2011, 09:51 PM
http://www.dctobc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/an-actual-hot-dog-500x375.jpg

:mad:

Go Getter
10-08-2011, 11:10 PM
beans and rice, rice and beans.....try throwing in some chicken or beef bullion for extra flavor.

Jameerthefear
10-09-2011, 01:24 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2z4H4OJhvLs/TVuFTPEkTPI/AAAAAAAADjE/Ex6pbbp_Y0k/s1600/mug+brownie.png
Mug brownies all the way baby :rockon:

Jailblazers7
10-09-2011, 01:54 AM
This thread is about to go make some grilled cheese with beans right now. Grilled cheese is the GOAT cheap meal. Make it with some cheap tomato soup to dip in and it all good.

reppy
10-09-2011, 05:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gHsNK.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/UPlOz.gif

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http://imgur.com/hFxBQ.jpg (oven is better, but microwave is quicker!)

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http://i.imgur.com/Rdp2c.jpg

Ass Dan
10-09-2011, 08:39 AM
mac and cheese + baked beans + ground beef + ketchup + soy sauce = killer scoff.

clipps
10-09-2011, 10:25 AM
This helps for sh*tty dry chicken breasts(Human Baby) while deployed... Ranch and hot sause.

JohnnySic
10-09-2011, 01:22 PM
frozen italian meatballs
+ tomato sauce
+ grated parmesan

2 minutes in the microwave

= fake italian dinner

cost < $10