In this thread we share our deep dark secrets

[1987_Lakers]

- I use to have a fetish for BBW porn.
- I cried when the Raiders lost in the super bowl to the Bucs.
- My 9th grade English teacher was wearing a skirt one time & I saw her panties, she noticed & smiled at me, for some reason I never told anyone about it.
- In 10th grade me & some friends smoked weed with the school security guard.
- In the same grade I once came into class drunk as **** and I threw up all over my desk & the floor, got suspended for 5 days.

[Abd El-Krim]

bbw?

That's shameful shit.

[1987_Lakers]

bbw?

That's shameful shit.
http://www.radcollector.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img-7334.JPG_620x465.jpg

Would smash.

[B-Low]

Once I made a dog fight a horse. That was the intention at least. Getting them to actually take issue with one another wasn't very easy. I had to bite the horse on the leg then point at the dog. Then it was on. Horse caved his head in. Dog died. I got to taste horse leg. It was a good day. I was satisfied with the bloodshed.

[-playmaker-]

bbw = "big black women"?

like fat black chicks?



very strange fetish imo...

[-playmaker-]

http://www.radcollector.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img-7334.JPG_620x465.jpg

Would smash.
^^^look at that white dude's face...:oldlol:

"move outta the way...yeah, yeah...more oil...yeah"

[Timmy D for MVP]

bbw = "big black women"?

like fat black chicks?



very strange fetish imo...

Doesn't the nature of a fetish in of itself make it a little weird?

[-playmaker-]

Doesn't the nature of a fetish in of itself make it a little weird?
yes, I suppose so...


although some dudes just have a "foot fetish"...somewhat normal

I have a freind like that, where the chick's shoes make all the difference to him...lol

"oh man, look at those HEELS DOG!!!"...:oldlol:

[Manute for Ever!]

When I was a kid, I was indirectly resonsible for the death of a horse.
I used to live next to a horse paddock when I was young and for some stupid reason I thought my mum would be proud if I caught her a horse (which was dumb because there was one next to our house).
I must have seen this on Gilligan's Island or something, the trick where you dig a hole and cover it with sticks and then leaves and grass. Anyway, I did that in the paddock, the horse stepped in it, broke it's leg and had to be put down. :(

[1manfastbreak]

- I use to have a fetish for BBW porn.
- I cried when the Raiders lost in the super bowl to the Bucs.
- My 9th grade English teacher was wearing a skirt one time & I saw her panties, she noticed & smiled at me, for some reason I never told anyone about it.
- In 10th grade me & some friends smoked weed with the school security guard.
- In the same grade I once came into class drunk as **** and I threw up all over my desk & the floor, got suspended for 5 days.

i smoked weed with my math teacher my senior year. it was pretty funny

[GatorKid117]

The hardest I've cried in the past several years is at the end of Toy Story 3.

That ending destroyed me lol.

[Stuckey]

i lost my virginity at age 21

i`ve jerked off to the idea of banging some of my friends (female)

i have a secret crush on kobe but consciously i hate his guts, the unconscious is scared shitless of him

i like to grind up with LGs in the club

[Captain Kirk]

yes, I suppose so...


although some dudes just have a "foot fetish"...somewhat normal

I have a freind like that, where the chick's shoes make all the difference to him...lol

"oh man, look at those HEELS DOG!!!"...:oldlol:
:roll:

[Stuckey]

The hardest I've cried in the past several years is at the end of Toy Story 3.

That ending destroyed me lol.

for real? if true i`ll watch it

do you need to watch toy story 1 and 2 to get the emotional impact?

[GatorKid117]

for real? if true i`ll watch it

do you need to watch toy story 1 and 2 to get the emotional impact?

Man you haven't seen any of the Toy Story's? You definitely need to hit that up.

I think no matter what you've seen beforehand the ending is going to be sad but it won't get it's full effect unless you've seen all of them.

Plus, Toy Story came out right when I was around the main character's age so essentially I've "grown up" with them all which made the ending that much more emotional. Hard to explain unless you've seen it.

It's a great movie bottom line. I would highly recommend seeing it.

[Bird]

Man you haven't seen any of the Toy Story's? You definitely need to hit that up.

I think no matter what you've seen beforehand the ending is going to be sad but it won't get it's full effect unless you've seen all of them.

Plus, Toy Story came out right when I was around the main character's age so essentially I've "grown up" with them all which made the ending that much more emotional. Hard to explain unless you've seen it.

It's a great movie bottom line. I would highly recommend seeing it.

I agree with this post AND the same thing happened when I watched the movie.

Tore me up. Definitely one of the roughest endings to a cartoon movie EVER.

My little secret: I got sent to an alternative school for two weeks my senior year of high school for ****ing my girlfriend in a parked bus.

It was worth it in my opinion.

[Jasi]

When I was a kid, I was indirectly resonsible for the death of a horse.
I used to live next to a horse paddock when I was young and for some stupid reason I thought my mum would be proud if I caught her a horse (which was dumb because there was one next to our house).
I must have seen this on Gilligan's Island or something, the trick where you dig a hole and cover it with sticks and then leaves and grass. Anyway, I did that in the paddock, the horse stepped in it, broke it's leg and had to be put down. :(

Shame on you!
That must have taken a lot of work, how old were you?

[Abd El-Krim]

yes, I suppose so...


although some dudes just have a "foot fetish"...somewhat normal

I have a freind like that, where the chick's shoes make all the difference to him...lol

"oh man, look at those HEELS DOG!!!"...:oldlol:

wouldn't that technically be a shoe fetish?

[Jasi]

I once made a plan with my then girlfriend to steal some paintings from a museum.



The museum was not so well-known and lacked efficient security, so we actually succedeed.

The 2nd part is bullsh!t of course.

[Maga_1]

- My first bucket in an official game of basketball was in my own basket.
- The first time i tried to fkuc a girl we were both virgins and we couldn't finish that sh!t.
- I have one music of Justin Bieber on my mp4.
- When i was 15 i had a "relation" with a 24 years old girl and nobody knew that.

[Jasi]

- My first bucket in an official game of basketball was in my own basket.
- The first time i tried to fkuc a girl we were both virgins and we couldn't finish that sh!t.
- I have one music of Justin Bieber on my mp4.
- When i was 15 i had a "relation" with a 24 years old girl and nobody knew that.

The bolded one is definitely the worst one.

[Maga_1]

The bolded one is definitely the worst one.

The music is pretty cool, it's like an acustic version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaWDue13nU

[Dasher]

Once I made a dog fight a horse. That was the intention at least. Getting them to actually take issue with one another wasn't very easy. I had to bite the horse on the leg then point at the dog. Then it was on. Horse caved his head in. Dog died. I got to taste horse leg. It was a good day. I was satisfied with the bloodshed.
Your experiment proved once and for all that Ponyta>Gowlithe.

[Abd El-Krim]

The music is pretty cool, it's like an acustic version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRaWDue13nU

:facepalm

[Lebowsky]

Once I made a dog fight a horse. That was the intention at least. Getting them to actually take issue with one another wasn't very easy. I had to bite the horse on the leg then point at the dog. Then it was on. Horse caved his head in. Dog died. I got to taste horse leg. It was a good day. I was satisfied with the bloodshed.

Lol, for some reason this reminded me of that one time Cartman tries to train a pony to bite Scott Tenorman's dick off.

[East_Stone_Ya]

when i was little i held a detention camp for butterflies, i made them dig small holes(when you held them by their wings they moved their legs fast), if some would get tired id put them into jail or tear off their wings...in the end i got so tired of running this camp so burned it with all the "detainees".....needless to say i was young and stupid..i know i will burn in hell for that

[Mathius 2.0]

I am not who you think I am.

[DeuceWallaces]

The hardest I've cried in the past several years is at the end of Toy Story 3.

That ending destroyed me lol.

The opening sequence of Up tore me up.

[alenleomessi]

I burned the whole hill in 3rd grade
Killed a cat intentionally
I robbed a supermarket in 6th grade

[Abd El-Krim]

I burned the whole hill in 3rd grade
Killed a cat intentionally
I robbed a supermarket in 6th grade

:no:

[Jackass18]

i like to grind up with LGs in the club

Lady-guys?

[Rose]

Man you haven't seen any of the Toy Story's? You definitely need to hit that up.

I think no matter what you've seen beforehand the ending is going to be sad but it won't get it's full effect unless you've seen all of them.

Plus, Toy Story came out right when I was around the main character's age so essentially I've "grown up" with them all which made the ending that much more emotional. Hard to explain unless you've seen it.

It's a great movie bottom line. I would highly recommend seeing it.
This. Times like 70.

[Stuckey]

Lady-guys?

little girls age 15-18

[Captain Kirk]

I've watched inter-species porn. I wasn't into it, but I had just got morpheus or kazaa and was looking for porn and one of the vids I downloaded was a woman letting her dog do her...missionary (almost, she was sitting up).

[Done_And_Done]

I burned the whole hill in 3rd grade
Killed a cat intentionally
I robbed a supermarket in 6th grade

Care to elaborate on how you went about terminating this cat? (I'm warped)

[JMT]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

:applause:

Freakin love that scene :oldlol:

[Gundress]

I had some serious deep dark secrets that I don't want to share anyone but someone (family) caught me...I was at 12 or 13 at the time....let's say I could go to jail for that stupid shit....I WAS SICK!....I don't know why.

[praneel]

I stole some kids bike in HS and swore I didn't, I beat the hell out of him after he sucker punched me when we agreed to wait until after school to settle it. Til this day I deny it.

First time I got some, I was so scared I went to the bathroom and left through the window, didn't even finish :(

I tried to hookup with my friends mom after having a few drinks, stupid whore was begging for it and then told everyone the next day. We are no longer friends :(


That feels so much better

[B-Low]

*waits for GreatGreg's arrival in this thread*

[Jackass18]

I had some serious deep dark secrets that I don't want to share anyone but someone (family) caught me...I was at 12 or 13 at the time....let's say I could go to jail for that stupid shit....I WAS SICK!....I don't know why.

Don't do the 'I did some crazy shit, but I won't say what is what' talk. Either spill it or don't say anything.

[Gundress]

Don't do the 'I did some crazy shit, but I won't say what is what' talk. Either spill it or don't say anything.

You're right.

[mlh1981]

I'm pretty sure when I was a young kid, I once owned a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt :banghead:

[Jasper]

I am not who you think I am.

I wish you were , he was a great guy... ISH couldn't handle his truth. :D

[PistonsFan#21]

When i was like 14-15 i jerked off 3 times in like 2 hours.

EDIT: I once had a dream (nightmare?) where i was receiving a blow job from a guy. I couldnt see his face though.

[Dasher]

When i was like 14-15 i jerked off 3 times in like 2 hours.

EDIT: I once had a dream (nightmare?) where i was receiving a blow job from a guy. I couldnt see his face though.
The guy in your dream represents your father. The brain you received was the result of your subconscious trying to make sense of your sexual awakening occuring without the guiding hand of a strong father figure.
Cliffnotes: N*gga you gay!

[pete's montreux]

We don't have a definite answer to why we dream, so to interpret them is difficult and a waste of time.

However, as Dash just concluded, n*gga, you gay.

[Batz]

I am not who you think I am.
Mathius 1.0!?!?!?!?

[branslowski]

I've whacked off five times in two hours once, and have had dreams where I had sex with my mom. Is that disturbing enough?

:wtf:

[branslowski]

1. I have a man crush on Michael Jackson..(Some say you should only have a man crush on a manly man, but w/e)

2. I like Twilight....ALOT...It's a really good saga.

3. I once m@sterbated in a long lunch line, while standing behind this chick with a nice ass...I busted all inside the bottom of my shirt..

4. I sicked my dog on a cat while it was giving birth. (The cat was giving birth)




5. Is probably the most weird....But while i'm working or just laying in my bad, I imagine this long thought of me being things like: A Vampire, I were Wolf, a player in the NBA, a Rapper, exc...I mean, I just don't say, "I wish I was a rapper"...I actually create a whole book on myself with thought...Talking about my strugles coming up, selling crack, getting shot, exc...lol...Then after an hour of this, im like "WTF is wrong wit me?"

:oldlol:

[VishaltotheG]

I used to kiss and sleep with one of my sister's barbie dolls. Even looking back at it I'm like :wtf:

[Maniak]

I lit a birdhouse on fire once.

Also, I have a fetish for having pictures of me taken whilst laying down on couches.

[hayden695]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
For my 7th or 8th grade Drama class I recited this in front of the entire class for a monologue.

[hayden695]

The opening sequence of Up tore me up.
Same here. I can't remember Toy Story though.

[PistonsFan#21]

The guy in your dream represents your father. The brain you received was the result of your subconscious trying to make sense of your sexual awakening occuring without the guiding hand of a strong father figure.
Cliffnotes: N*gga you gay!

Impossible cuz the guy was white. And i dont believe in dreams interpretations. its not like i had any control over it or whatever

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Impossible cuz the guy was white. And i dont believe in dreams interpretations. its not like i had any control over it or whatever

Do gays have any control over their sexuality?

When you see a gorgeous, throbbing ***** look at you through its one eye, can you or can you not help but bask in its glorious masculine manhood?

Court adjurned.

[mrpuente]

:oldlol: some good laughs in this thread

I had a friend of mine tell me about how when he was younger he would jackoff before he could ***. He called them "feel goods". :roll:

[Mathius 2.0]

when i was little i held a detention camp for butterflies, i made them dig small holes(when you held them by their wings they moved their legs fast), if some would get tired id put them into jail or tear off their wings...in the end i got so tired of running this camp so burned it with all the "detainees".....needless to say i was young and stupid..i know i will burn in hell for that

:eek:

[RRR3]

- I use to have a fetish for BBW porn.
- I cried when the Raiders lost in the super bowl to the Bucs.
- My 9th grade English teacher was wearing a skirt one time & I saw her panties, she noticed & smiled at me, for some reason I never told anyone about it.
- In 10th grade me & some friends smoked weed with the school security guard.
- In the same grade I once came into class drunk as **** and I threw up all over my desk & the floor, got suspended for 5 days.
Was she hot or ugly?

[blablabla]

When i'm alone or with a i usally create movies in my mind(usally just one or two scenes )
I create characters with a background, Dialogs and pick the matching music

i'm not ashamed of or anything but i never told anyone

[Scholar]

- When I was 17, my mom caught her friend's daughter and I trying to have sex. We were trying to be super quiet so no one would hear us, but my mom decided to see what we were doing. My mom has never told anyone, I never mentioned it to anyone, & I haven't seen that chick since then.

- I used to get high everyday back in March of 2009 while either watching Half-Baked or other similar weed related movies. Fun times but also don't remember doing anything productive at the time.

- A former good friend and I made plans to go to Amsterdam once we graduated, but when the summer came, I avoided speaking to him until he moved out of state for college. Lol

- I used to steal Pok'emon cards and WWF toys from my friends. They never found out it was me. I also stole Teck Decks and Hot Wheelz. Also, can't forget to add N64 games. Lmao

[Done_And_Done]

Back when I was 6 I once got pants'd by an 8th grader during recess and because of it's abnormally lengthy size I was forever known as Rumple Foreskin and still am to this day...

[ukplayer4]

some of these are awesome. props to anyone admitting to having incestious/gay thoughts/dreams :applause: thats the true spirit of this thread, not some lame "i actually like twilight/britney/beiber/had sex with a girl 5 years older than me/cried during a pixar film" etc etc etc.....

[hammer2010]

Me and my friend a few years ago picked up a seriously hot girl who within mins passed out in his car. I was trying to act all cool and was reaching out to the back seat pretending to wake her up while the whole time i was groping her boobs. My friend then dropped me off home and to this day I'm not sure what the sick f*ck did to her. He said he just dropped her off home.

In high school I prank called an escort and ordered her to this kid's house that I hated while his parents were home. I heard it through his friend and never admitted it was me who did it. :lol

[$LakerGold]

yes, I suppose so...


although some dudes just have a "foot fetish"...somewhat normal

I have a freind like that, where the chick's shoes make all the difference to him...lol

"oh man, look at those HEELS DOG!!!"...:oldlol:
They got new thang now... Voice Fetish... :facepalm
FDchick mentioned it in one of her vids.

[$LakerGold]

In Middle School.... Our hallway's are like small and people could barely get through cuz each walls had lockers left and right and their would be alot of people passing through since its locker time... so sometimes I would extend my hand and feel a girls ass or when a girls facing towards me.. I would rub my arms or shoulder on her boobs for like a second lol.. :roll: :roll:

one time I got caught cuz it was really obvious lol but she aint do anything tho... she was like "Did he just touch my butt?" and I was like "huh?" then she walked away, with a weird look on her face :D

[thatoneblackguy]

I have a catfight fetish (love to watch girls fight/wrestle and hairpulling, not too much into the fake stuff except for the WWF days with Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler etc)

Had my dick sucked by my bi-sexual friend (male - not friends anymore) in a park while on heroin around midnight (already told that story)

Shot up heroin

Stole a woman's cell phone out of her hand as she was taking pictures of me and my friends smoking weed and cops never found me (assault + battery + theft charges if they did)

Broke into people's cars/houses (bad times when I got kicked out of the apartment)

Stole endless bottles of alcohol from liquor stores around the area

I was laying down on my back when my ex-gf was giving me a blowjob and she pointed my dick towards my stomach so I can *** and not get the bed dirty and she aimed my dick too high and I shot my *** and it splat right on my face/chin


Reading this makes my username sound a lot better, huh?

[1987_Lakers]

I have a catfight fetish (love to watch girls fight/wrestle and hairpulling, not too much into the fake stuff except for the WWF days with Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler etc)

Had my dick sucked by my bi-sexual friend (male - not friends anymore) in a park while on heroin around midnight (already told that story)

Shot up heroin

Stole a woman's cell phone out of her hand as she was taking pictures of me and my friends smoking weed and cops never found me (assault + battery + theft charges if they did)

Broke into people's cars/houses (bad times when I got kicked out of the apartment)

Stole endless bottles of alcohol from liquor stores around the area

I was laying down on my back when my ex-gf was giving me a blowjob and she pointed my dick towards my stomach so I can *** and not get the bed dirty and she aimed my dick too high and I shot my *** and it splat right on my face/chin


Reading this makes my username sound a lot better, huh?

http://tumblr-gifs.com/pics/51.gif

[Done_And_Done]

I have a catfight fetish (love to watch girls fight/wrestle and hairpulling, not too much into the fake stuff except for the WWF days with Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler etc)

Had my dick sucked by my bi-sexual friend (male - not friends anymore) in a park while on heroin around midnight (already told that story)

Shot up heroin

Stole a woman's cell phone out of her hand as she was taking pictures of me and my friends smoking weed and cops never found me (assault + battery + theft charges if they did)

Broke into people's cars/houses (bad times when I got kicked out of the apartment)

Stole endless bottles of alcohol from liquor stores around the area

I was laying down on my back when my ex-gf was giving me a blowjob and she pointed my dick towards my stomach so I can *** and not get the bed dirty and she aimed my dick too high and I shot my *** and it splat right on my face/chin


Reading this makes my username sound a lot better, huh?

Did he take the nutt?

I joke...

But I would to think that you have an estranged relationship with heroine these days? Tell me you're not still shooting man.

[thatoneblackguy]

But I would to think that you have an estranged relationship with heroine these days? Tell me you're not still shooting man.
Nah that was years ago, haven't touched that ish since. Had a friend of mine OD on the same heroin I was injecting into my body so it was a pretty strong wake up call. Was tempted to pick up the needle once my gf broke up with me but just couldn't do it.

[Done_And_Done]

Nah that was years ago, haven't touched that ish since. Had a friend of mine OD on the same heroin I was injecting into my body so it was a pretty strong wake up call. Was tempted to pick up the needle once my gf broke up with me but just couldn't do it.

I feel that God sets forward certain calamitous challenges in life which test our will to live. You clearly had some life left in you so although it pains me to hear of about your buddy's overdose, I'm glad to hear that you used that God awful experience as a means to turn your path around...

Don't slip man

[thatoneblackguy]

I feel that God sets forward certain calamitous challenges in life which test our will to live. You clearly had some life left in you so although it pains me to hear of about your buddy's overdose, I'm glad to hear that you used that God awful experience as a means to turn your path around...

Don't slip man
Thanks man, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. :cheers:

[Mamba]

in one night i managed to:

steal 50 bucks from my brother
use that money to go to the casino and win 450 bucks
bought a gram of coke and a hooker

and went to town for the rest of the night