If you could ask God one question... what would it be?

[Legend of Josh]

If you could see God face to face, and you could ask Him one question, what would it be?

[JohnWall2]

y did he give ma da gift of bein da greatest? cuz one man shouldnt have ALL DIS POWER!!

[1987_Lakers]

We are God. We = One consciousness. That consciousness = God.

[Legend of Josh]

We are God. We = One consciousness. That consciousness = God.

"we" ... are god?

I see where you're going. If you say so... OK, so exactly what makes you the expert?

[Legend of Josh]

... are you your 'own' god?

... what if I told you your body is NOT yours... it's a loner... not your property. Would that offend you?

[ImmortalNemesis]

Sir, why did you take such pains to hide yourself? /Richard Dawkins, Bertrand Russell

[Timmy D for MVP]

I'd ask him if he could create a rock that he would be unable to lift. And then be like: "Logical dilemma bitch!"

Naw on the real, I'd ask why one would create such a vast Universe of mostly void, or dead worlds.

[B-Low]

why haven't i gotten my period yet?

[Meticode]

when's detox coming out
:lol

[Stuckey]

when will man perfect nanotechnology so we can achieve immortality

or

when will i die

[Timmy D for MVP]

"Who shot first?"

[Legend of Josh]

weak questions...

[NuggetsFan]

Don't believe in God but to play along I'd ask what happens after you die ..

[Meticode]

I would ask God nothing. Let me be surprised with my sadness and happiness in life. If I know the answers, then there's no reason to live it.

[Patrick Chewing]

I'll take the topic seriously. I would just want to know why we're here? What's our purpose? Or are we just experiments?

[airchibundo507]

I'd ask him (1) how He came into existence and (2) which religion is truly founded on His laws.

If I had more questions, I would delve into the New World Order, like whether 9/11 was an inside-job, the name of the anti-Christ, how exactly the Illuminati plans to control society, etc.

[Stuckey]

some of these questions have been answered from people who asked in their NDE

[Sarcastic]

Why won't he heal amputees?

[Lebron23]

Will you meet me in heaven someday?

[bdreason]

How do magnets work?

[DC's Finest]

How do magnets work?
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[lefthook00]

If I was talking to God, my question would already be answered.

[Mathius 2.0]

If you love all the creatures on Earth why did you create Starface?:confusedshrug:

[Jasi]

"Aren't you tired of all the bullsh!t that ISHiots are asking you?"

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

when's detox coming out
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jailblazers7]

Ill be honest, I would ask him why my mother had to die when I was 5 years old.

[Maga_1]

"Who's better Jordan or Kobe?"

According to most of the ISH posters in NBA forum

[OhNoTimNoSho]

For a serious questions I would ask: Does life have a purpose? What is the purpose?

As a joke I would ask: If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

[Maga_1]

"How much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would chuck wood?"

[FinishHim!]

How could you supposedly have lived a fulfilling life on earth without f*cking anybody?

[RoseCity07]

My stats in basketball. How many shots have I made/attempted in my back yard.

[lilbeastnani]

I would ask him who he would rather smash between.

Vida Guerra:

http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg

Black:

http://holla.lalafufu.com/wp-content/gallery/black/l_2adbcf7349994ea2a63e60f2dfd5d743.jpg

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/black_flavor_of_love.jpg

Or Beyonce:
http://forums.trinituner.com/upload/data/bd/Beyonce_Sexy_Photo_04.jpg

[Whiteness]

We are God. We = One consciousness. That consciousness = God.

so sexii

[undertaker21]

If I believed in God and he was indeed real, I would ask him what the hell he's been doing in heaven for the last 2000+ years. Why people have been on earth suffering, dying, being killed, starving, diseases, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc etc... While he supposedly feels our pain but yet doesn't do anything to prevent it?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

When you're standing there on the podium, on Judgment Day, and you see us as vulnerable as an abandoned fawn, and you look at the laws you've mandated betwixt the Qur'an, Bible, Torah, and you see a fellow with a good heart whom hath disobeyed the book; do you go with your head or your heart? Send him to heaven or hell. Or is there a power greater than you who demands you abide by the rules.

[Take Your Lumps]

If I believed in God and he was indeed real, I would ask him what the hell he's been doing in heaven for the last 2000+ years. Why people have been on earth suffering, dying, being killed, starving, diseases, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc etc... While he supposedly feels our pain but yet doesn't do anything to prevent it?

A better question would be to ask what he was doing for the MINIMUM of 98,000 years (if you take Francis Collins' conservative estimate of how long humans have been around) while people died of starvation, of their teeth, and rampant disease before he thought "ok, well enough of that....i better intervene now."..."Jesus! Wake your ass up, boy!" "awww...daaaaaaaad!"

[Hazard]

I would ask why he made human beings too stupid to realize that we are the cause of our own problems.

[undertaker21]

A better question would be to ask what he was doing for the MINIMUM of 98,000 years (if you take Francis Collins' conservative estimate of how long humans have been around) while people died of starvation, of their teeth, and rampant disease before he thought "ok, well enough of that....i better intervene now."..."Jesus! Wake your ass up, boy!" "awww...daaaaaaaad!"
I don't really know what I believe in terms of how long the earth has been around, but I do wonder why his "plan of salvation" would last thousands and possibly millions of years. And who really fits the bill of people who will go to heaven. (if there is one)

[Captain Kirk]

U mad, bro?

[Jasper]

why haven't i gotten my period yet?

Here have one (.)

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The one real question I'd ask god :

What planet does he live on , that his space ship brought him to visit me ?

[TennesseeFan]

If I believed in God and he was indeed real, I would ask him what the hell he's been doing in heaven for the last 2000+ years. Why people have been on earth suffering, dying, being killed, starving, diseases, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc etc... While he supposedly feels our pain but yet doesn't do anything to prevent it?

If you read the Bible, you would know he commissioned you to do something about it.

[takeittothehoop]

"How much quality poon is there in Heaven?"

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

"How much quality poon is there in Heaven?"

For us muzlims its 72 black haired, green-eyed, olive skinned virgins with curvaceous bodies waiting to serve you in a gorgeous garden.

[Dasher]

My prophet LOJ gave you the opportunity to ask me questions. Your queries have ranged from childish to clich

[beermonsteroo]

What's up vanilla face/***** ?

[the_wise_one]

Why did you let Jellybean Bryant do it without condom?

[Hulk Hogan]

Unfortunately the bible says its appointed unto men once to die and then the judgment. The sad part is many people in this thread will lift up their eyes in hell.:(

[Stuckey]

dear lord

Why don't you just annihilate all the honkeys in this world, so it would be a better place?

honkeys = 90% of republicans?

[artex]

"we" ... are god?

I see where you're going. If you say so... OK, so exactly what makes you the expert?


you and i are not we but one

[FinishHim!]

Are the Heat gonna 3 peat?

[Big_Dogg]

I'd ask "If Bob Marley shot the Sherrif, who actually shot the deputy?"

[KingBeasley08]

Lebron or Kobe?

[Stuckey]

lottery numbers

[MavsSuperFan]

why did you cuckold Joseph?
Why were you a deadbeat dad?

[MP.Trey]

Did you really rape that girl in Colorado?

[PullupJay]

How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?

[East_Stone_Ya]

how to solve P versus NP problem :pimp:

[bokes15]

Why did you give women the ability to talk?

[andremiller07]

Why does Josh Smith shoot 3's?

[kNicKz]

Why does Josh Smith shoot 3's?

:roll:

[raiderfan19]

Why?

[KobesFinger]

Why is being ignorant considered cool?

[Andrei89]

Lebron or Kobe?


:lol :lol :lol :lol

[miller-time]

I'd ask him why he is so good at things like inventing the physical laws of the universe but terrible at disseminating information about himself. I mean a book with multiple authors written over hundreds of years and taking thousands of years to get across the globe (relying on slightly inaccurate translations) is the best you can do?

[Lakers Legend#32]

When are the Raiders going to win the Super Bowl again?

[T-Time3]

who moved my cheese ?

[zoom17]

some of these questions are funny :oldlol:

[Fawker]

how often you get the dyck wet?

[undertaker21]

Insidehoops or RealGM?

[undertaker21]

When you're standing there on the podium, on Judgment Day, and you see us as vulnerable as an abandoned fawn, and you look at the laws you've mandated betwixt the Qur'an, Bible, Torah, and you see a fellow with a good heart whom hath disobeyed the book; do you go with your head or your heart? Send him to heaven or hell. Or is there a power greater than you who demands you abide by the rules.
Are you a Jehovah's witness?:biggums:

[undertaker21]

I would ask him who he would rather smash between.

Black:

http://holla.lalafufu.com/wp-content/gallery/black/l_2adbcf7349994ea2a63e60f2dfd5d743.jpg

http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/black_flavor_of_love.jpg


I am God and i'll take Black. :cheers:

[Budadiiii]

Homie, are we major or minor?