If God could ask YOU one question, what would He ask your little insignificant ass?

[Legend of Josh]

:confusedshrug:

You ain't God? That's too bad, uMad?

So when you see God face to face, what do you think He's going to ask you?

[Legend of Josh]

Also just want to point out that if God is all knowing then he doesn't really have a reason to ask a question, so unless in this hypothetical situation god isn't omnipotent this thread doesn't make much sense.

That's obvious, but you could have at least played along. I guess you did at first.

:facepalm

This is more of a 'now the ball is in your court' type convo with God.

[pete's montreux]

Whatever question he would ask my, my answer will be none of your business. Then I'll politely ask him to point me in the direction of James Brown.

[TennesseeFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpN60KKBAjc
:dancin :djparty :dancin

[1987_Lakers]

We are God. We = One consciousness. That consciousness = God

[Legend of Josh]

Gods question to me: Little n1gga, why dont you just blow these crackas block up by now, Ive set you up perfectly to do so.

my answer: Im just waiting lord, just getting the ground beneath my feet and Im going to go out in a blaze. Lord will you please finish the Rodney King Retaliation weapon? I may need it for this battle.

God: yes BlackMasterIvo, polish your pistols, prepare for battle, and when you are done pass me the pump and I'll finish them.

Me: What if I die tonight?

God: oh you heard that song too, that sh1t was tight huh

Me: yea but back to the topic n1gga, what if i die tonight?

God: If you die, you wasnt ready. Just blast first and duck quick nikka and you'll be alright

Me: alright time to mash for my dreams now, time to open fire on these honkeys

FY[yallz]I... not me.

[beasly15]

that n*gga would say: "seriously dawg, why is you so muthaf*ckin playa?":roll:

[Stephen_H]

Gods question to me: Little n1gga, why dont you just blow these crackas block up by now, Ive set you up perfectly to do so.

my answer: Im just waiting lord, just getting the ground beneath my feet and Im going to go out in a blaze. Lord will you please finish the Rodney King Retaliation weapon? I may need it for this battle.

God: yes BlackMasterIvo, polish your pistols, prepare for battle, and when you are done pass me the pump and I'll finish them.

Me: What if I die tonight?

God: oh you heard that song too, that sh1t was tight huh

Me: yea but back to the topic n1gga, what if i die tonight?

God: If you die, you wasnt ready. Just blast first and duck quick nikka and you'll be alright

Me: alright time to mash for my dreams now, time to open fire on these honkeys

Bring it :roll:

[B-Low]

God: "what's the meaning of life?"

Me: "what!? i was gonna ask you that!"

then we'd stare awkwardly at each other til he took out his wallet and showed be Jesus' baby pictures to try to make conversation.

[Legend of Josh]

God: "what's the meaning of life?"

Me: "what!? i was gonna ask you that!"

then we'd stare awkwardly at each other til he took out his wallet and showed be Jesus' baby pictures to try to make conversation.

Don't you think New Mexico is beautiful? God made NM. Respect man, respect.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Why do you try to be like me? Why do you try to become a an omniscient, omnipotent megalomaniac which you, as a mere mortal, can not do?

[pete's montreux]

God is a cult-of-personality with a speech impediment and too many secrets. Dude is a dweeb.

[lakers_forever]

God would probably ask a lof of people this:

"Why do you only think of yourself and never help others?"

[Legend of Josh]

God is a cult-of-personality with a speech impediment and too many secrets. Dude is a dweeb.

Yeah, hey guys the kool aid is RED tonight. I think someone's panties might be rosemary color tonight. It's OK man, God can't please everyone, oh wait, He could, but he doesn't and if you're in a piss poor mood tonight it's probably to your own avail to just deal with it. Stop crying.

[pete's montreux]

Yeah, hey guys the kool aid is RED tonight. I think someone's panties might be rosemary color tonight. It's OK man, God can't please everyone, oh wait, He could, but he doesn't and if you're in a piss poor mood tonight it's probably to your own avail to just deal with it. Stop crying.

Drugged out low-life a born again? You ain't foolin' anyone.

My mood is fine. Your phrase sucks and that was the end of it, now we're past the point of no return.

[Legend of Josh]

God would probably ask a lof of people this:

"Why do you only think of yourself and never help others?"

Yeah. I can see that. It's a good question. It's good for a man to humble himself before others, and serve others instead of thy self. In return, the recipient will look you in the eyes and for a nano second you can see that God is pleased as said recipient can feel a 6th sense looking into your eyes and get the eerie feeling God is looking upon you with utmost proud head noggin word is bond that's my e-ga right there.

[RaininThrees]

Why did you make this Bengals-Jets game so terrible? Total waste of a Thursday night.

[Legend of Josh]

Drugged out low-life a born again? You ain't foolin' anyone.

My mood is fine. Your phrase sucks and that was the end of it, now we're past the point of no return.


What? Low life? Drugged out? Who am I trying to fool exactly Pete? Reaching are we? I don't want to get personal with you, but whatever. I wont even go there but in moderation. You a cool dude but here's the difference between me and you, without this board, we're both depressed, we're both aging white males alone missing someone who was in our lives from before, thinking about how we could have done things differently to salvage what we had before... you with me? But ... besides that, I'll be OK in this world b/c I'm talented, educated, handsome, fit, super cool, mack daddy with the womenz, the guy at family thangs always have everyone laughing 'cause I'm just off the hook funny like that kinda of guy.

And you... just the fat, bloated pissed off at the world but hey that's life I'll get by kind of guy.

So there you have it. We're both depressed, but at least I can pimp myself and so fresh so slick so good looking so swagger enhanced getting random cooter is like clockwork for me. For you? ... :facepalm

[Legend of Josh]

sorry for getting pissy, but you needed it. I like you Pete, you good peoples I dont want beef with you. Why do you want beef with me? You want to call truce and leave it at that?

... if not, there's always the other option. I don't think you want that.

[Legend of Josh]

... hurry up Pete... I dont have all night

* looks at clock on the wall *

I assume he'll pull some played out starface angle with redundant material...

[Legend of Josh]

Oh... and he's got Hot Pockets in the microwave 5 Cheese Pizza with Cheeseburger sprinkled with sour cream *new item!* DING!

so we have to take that into equation too...

[B-Low]

Oh... and he's got Hot Pockets in the microwave 5 Cheese Pizza with Cheeseburger sprinkled with sour cream *new item!* DING!

so we have to take that into equation too...

Shoutouts to Cool :oldlol:

[Legend of Josh]

GOBB ... can you help Pete here? He needs some attack lines. He's hit a block. WRITERS BLOCK WRITERS BLOCK!

Pete pacing back and forth in the room... wife beater on... thinking "yeah, I'mma say this... and they say that!" ... "I'mma get this LOJ prick"...

Thing is Pete... we dont have all night. Please. Can't you FedEx this for us, urgent request.

[pete's montreux]

I'm nothing like you. If I was, I would've popped those hundreds of pills a long time ago brother.

I don't like you, or dislike you. I don't even have an opinion on you. I haven't read your posts in months, maybe even over a year. When someone brings up that you might be a gimmick, I'm generally surprised because I kind of forget you. It's nothing personal, your posts are generally uninteresting or contain stuff like "baby doo-doo squirts". I don't see why anyone would read what you write. Even when I see you post in a thread I'm interested in, like a recent hip-hop thread I remember, I still skipped over you because I know you're just peddling your bullshit hip hop opinion like It's the end all-be all. I think I subconsciously learned to automatically skip you over when I run into your avy.

You're just the same guy you were 4 years ago when I started to read this site. It's just always the same shit with you. Some drivel about you being the best poster this or mind rape that. The shit just gets old. This site is old. It's boring. I don't even come here for the people I know anymore.

You're still here for whatever reason. I think I come here out of habit. I generally can't stand this place now. Another thread about DeuceWallace? Really? AGAIN? How f*cking boring and old can this forum get?

And for you to sit there and think you can read my entire life from a few posts is...that's just disgusting. I would never say that about anyone. I couldn't begin to decipher someone's life like that. I wouldn't dare.

I don't know, maybe you can? I bet you've spent the majority of your adult life posting on forums. Someday soon I'll stop coming here and probably forget about you. And you'll still be here posting smileys and talking about baby shit to 14 year olds. Yep, I wish I could be you. :(

[pete's montreux]

C'mon, really? Like I'm constantly pressing reload or something?

God forbid someone does something else other than read this forum.

[Legend of Josh]

I'm nothing like you. If I was, I would've popped those hundreds of pills a long time ago brother.

I don't like you, or dislike you. I don't even have an opinion on you. I haven't read your posts in months, maybe even over a year. When someone brings up that you might be a gimmick, I'm generally surprised because I kind of forget you. It's nothing personal, your posts are generally uninteresting or contain stuff like "baby doo-doo squirts". I don't see why anyone would read what you write. Even when I see you post in a thread I'm interested in, like a recent hip-hop thread I remember, I still skipped over you because I know you're just peddling your bullshit hip hop opinion like It's the end all-be all. I think I subconsciously learned to automatically skip you over when I run into your avy.

You're just the same guy you were 4 years ago when I started to read this site. It's just always the same shit with you. Some drivel about you being the best poster this or mind rape that. The shit just gets old. This site is old. It's boring. I don't even come here for the people I know anymore.

You're still here for whatever reason. I think I come here out of habit. I generally can't stand this place now. Another thread about DeuceWallace? Really? AGAIN? How f*cking boring and old can this forum get?

And for you to sit there and think you can read my entire life from a few posts is...that's just disgusting. I would never say that about anyone. I couldn't begin to decipher someone's life like that. I wouldn't dare.

I don't know, maybe you can? I bet you've spent the majority of your adult life posting on forums. Someday soon I'll stop coming here and probably forget about you. And you'll still be here posting smileys and talking about baby shit to 14 year olds. Yep, I wish I could be you. :(


I'm gonna pull a Meitcode here.

DIDNT READ!

you're not worth it... baby doo doo squirts

[Legend of Josh]

11:09 my rant then on to... pete's rant (which I havent read, and might still not, ever will probably, maybe I will to see how dinogina angry rant he wuz) and then 11:37

really... it took you that long.

:facepalm

Dont throw stones at the LOJ doggie house

[pete's montreux]

Dude I really don't care. You're not obligated to reply. Neither am I.

There's been a trend around here of people noticing other people taking this shit way too serious and I think I'm on that boat now. This forum sucks. Decent NBA section when the season is on and that's where I'll be posting.

[pete's montreux]

11:09 my rant then on to... pete's rant (which I havent read, and might still not, ever will probably, maybe I will to see how dinogina angry rant he wuz) and then 11:37

really... it took you that long.

:facepalm

Dont throw stones at the LOJ doggie house

It took me about two minutes actually. Step out of your forum fantasy world and take a look around you. Yes, we're both on computers but real life is all around us.

[Legend of Josh]

Dude I really don't care. You're not obligated to reply. Neither am I.

There's been a trend around here of people noticing other people taking this shit way too serious and I think I'm on that boat now. This forum sucks. Decent NBA section when the season is on and that's where I'll be posting.


... so here comes the 'I'm Out!" ... speech!

all good man... I've been there

:oldlol:

[Legend of Josh]

It took me about two minutes actually. Step out of your forum fantasy world and take a look around you. Yes, we're both on computers but real life is all around us.

You're posting like DinoGina now... come on Pete... you're better than this.

uMad?

:lol

I mean, come on Pete, you started this shit.

[pete's montreux]

Didn't I just say that I will continue to post?

I'm pretty sure I just said that.

There's this weird pre-conceived notion that everyone on here is constantly putting on a farce or lying when that's not true most of the time. Sometimes someone is being completely genuine.

[shlver]

11:09 my rant then on to... pete's rant (which I havent read, and might still not, ever will probably, maybe I will to see how dinogina angry rant he wuz) and then 11:37

really... it took you that long.

:facepalm

Dont throw stones at the LOJ doggie house
Your response came in within a minute of when Pete posted. Pretty sad how obsessed you are.

[Legend of Josh]

Yeah... God forbid someone do something other than post here.

You have what, 23k posts.

:facepalm

This is the same guy who bragged about shop lifting in grocery stores and getting his first BJ up in Maine from some sheltered dirty blonde OMG momma gonna kill me if she find out! where he had to drive half a day to get there.

Nicely done kid. Nicely done.

[pete's montreux]

You're posting like DinoGina now... come on Pete... you're better than this.

uMad?

:lol

I mean, come on Pete, you started this shit.

I honestly don't know who that is. DinoRadja?

I'm not mad dude, really. I don't really care at all.

[Legend of Josh]

Your response came in within a minute of when Pete posted. Pretty sad how obsessed you are.

No one is obsessed. You're just slow. I dont even know who you is. Go away.

[pete's montreux]

Yeah... God forbid someone do something other than post here.

You have what, 23k posts.

:facepalm

This is the same guy who bragged about shop lifting in grocery stores and getting his first BJ up in Maine from some sheltered dirty blonde OMG momma gonna kill me if she find out! where he had to drive half a day to get there.

Nicely done kid. Nicely done.

That shoplifting thing was TWO years ago, and that Canadian girl was a year ago, I'm pretty sure.

I've never seen you reach this much.

[shlver]

No one is obsessed. You're just slow. I dont even know who you is. Go away.
Yes you are. You've been posting to no one in particular in the time span of 30 minutes, constantly checking to see if Pete has posted. You're a sad individual.

[pete's montreux]

I'm being 100% genuine right now, and have been for months. Just an FYI. There's obviously a bravado when it comes to this place that everyone seems to play along with. I'm just sick of that.

[pete's montreux]

It's been three minutes! OMG! When are you going to reply!?

[Legend of Josh]

I just had to smack you around Pete for thinking you were something you aint. You started this whole parade. So, I finished it. Maybe next time you'll think before you type.

:lol

[Legend of Josh]

I feel like a jackass now. I'm going to email Steve to delete this thread in its entirety.

[pete's montreux]

I just had to smack you around Pete for thinking you were something you aint. You started this whole parade. So, I finished it. Maybe next time you'll think before you type.

:lol

I honestly don't know if you're being serious or sarcastic. It doesn't really matter anyways.

I'm curious, what do I think I am?

[pete's montreux]

Since we're on a forum, I just possed shlver and negged LOJ.

F*CK YEAH.

[Legend of Josh]

Since we're on a forum, I just possed shlver and negged LOJ.

F*CK YEAH.

:applause:

[Legend of Josh]

Since we're on a forum, I just possed shlver and negged LOJ.

F*CK YEAH.

Oh, what happened to my bars?!

:oldlol:

Oh well, haters gonna hate, right.

:facepalm

[Ass Dan]

I positive repped you homie.

LoJ is A-OK!

[1987_Lakers]

Don't you guys get it? Arguing with other people = arguing with yourselves. When will the human race wake up?

[Legend of Josh]

Don't you guys get it? Arguing with other people = arguing with yourselves. When will the human race wake up?

You make about enough sense as putting curtons in the dryer for
30 minutes just so you can get the crib smellin' like crusty 'ass bread crumbs.

[Ass Dan]

You make about enough sense as putting curtons in the dryer for
30 minutes just so you can get the crib smellin' like crusty 'ass bread crumbs.

curtains taste better than croutons!

[1987_Lakers]

You make about enough sense as putting curtons in the dryer for
30 minutes just so you can get the crib smellin' like crusty 'ass bread crumbs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[Hawker]

josh and pete, when are yall going to kiss and make up

[pete's montreux]

josh and pete, when are yall going to kiss and make up

Just as soon as you stop funding terrorists. Deal?

[Hawker]

Just as soon as you stop funding terrorists. Deal?

Dude...how bout a challenge ok?

I'll get laid before you lose enough pounds to be considered a healthy man. Deal?

Whoever loses posts the most embarrassing pic he has.

[pete's montreux]

Dude...how bout a challenge ok?

I'll get laid before you lose enough pounds to be considered a healthy man. Deal?
I'm totally taking this bet.

After edit: deal.

[pete's montreux]

Just letting Josh know I'm going to bed. Don't want him to start something and expect me to reply within his forum time-limit.

[Hawker]

I'm totally taking this bet.

After edit: deal.

Ok.


What's your current height and weight?

And my deal is I'm currently talking to two girls who I have the potential to possibly get with (in my opinion).

No eating disorders allowed by the way.

[Legend of Josh]

curtains taste better than croutons!

Ass hole

:oldlol:

[Legend of Josh]

Night night Pete...

you still my e-ga... if you wanna be that is

:(

[pete's montreux]

Ok.


What's your current height and weight?

And my deal is I'm currently talking to two girls who I have the potential to possibly get with (in my opinion).

No eating disorders allowed by the way.

I haven't weighed myself in ages but probably 250+ still. 6 feet.

Well technically I can't be anorexic for a while but still have an eating disorder. My body will just eat all my fat. That's still technically eating.

[bomber]

Why are you more dominant than I am?

[RainierBeachPoet]

So when you see God face to face, what do you think He's going to ask you?

"why didnt you really believe that it was all about love and grace?"

[Stu Jackson]

lmao at pete :lol

[Draz]

"Why do you hold your shits in"