Reasons why women can't live without men

[crounsa810]

I need reasons as to why women wouldn't be able to live without men. Friend is a woman and says "Men can't live without women, but women would be fine"

I disagreed, but I can't think of anything that would stick up in an argument. So far I have "They would go one week without dick and they would go nuts"

That ain't working, since she's gone 6 months. I need ideas.

And not sexist either, because she'll eat me alive

[Sarcastic]

Who else are they gonna make sandwiches for? Themselves? HA!

[oh the horror]

I need reasons as to why women wouldn't be able to live without men. Friend is a woman and says "Men can't live without women, but women would be fine"

I disagreed, but I can't think of anything that would stick up in an argument. So far I have "They would go one week without dick and they would go nuts"

That ain't working, since she's gone 6 months. I need ideas.

And not sexist either, because she'll eat me alive



Bro, we could all run down petty little reasonings behind this, but the fact of the matter is that no sex can live without the other sex. Your female friend is just some typical bitter b*tch, that is jaded about something, so of course she'll make assinine statements such as that.



I mean really dude....men cant live without women, but women would be fine? Tell her to put her "big girl" pants on, and stop with the nonsense.

Besides, if women didnt have men around, then who else would she blame, in order for her to make silly remarks, such as that?

[crounsa810]

I told her "you couldn't live without our hard throbbing man meat"

She was like "Yes I could. I'd be quite happy without it. I know how to please myself better than any man can"

I was like "Bullshit. I know you. You'd hear all ***** on earth were gone and you'd be shooting yourself or trying to raise the dead"

She didn't like that lol

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

I told her "you couldn't live without our hard throbbing man meat"

She was like "Yes I could. I'd be quite happy without it. I know how to please myself better than any man can"

I was like "Bullshit. I know you. You'd hear all ***** on earth were gone and you'd be shooting yourself or trying to raise the dead"

She didn't like that lol
Isn't SHE cool. :facepalm

[crounsa810]

"Sounds like you need to get laid badly. Do you agree?"

"No b/c unlike men I don't need sex to survive"

"Ok Ms. Feminist."

"What? Its true. I'm perfectly fine pleasing myself, and no other man has ever been able to pleasure me. So if they all died, whatever. No loss to me"

"I think you need to get ****ed. And by ****ed, I mean pounded so hard you can't walk straight for a week."

Signed off. LOL

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

"Sounds like you need to get laid badly. Do you agree?"

"No b/c unlike men I don't need sex to survive"

"Ok Ms. Feminist."

"What? Its true. I'm perfectly fine pleasing myself, and no other man has ever been able to pleasure me. So if they all died, whatever. No loss to me"

"I think you need to get ****ed. And by ****ed, I mean pounded so hard you can't walk straight for a week."

Signed off. LOL
She's not fooling anyone... :oldlol:

[Jailblazers7]

The funny thing is that, while she might believe the "I can be independent/do fine on my own" rant right now, she will probably be on match.com within 5-10 years looking for a man.

[crounsa810]

The funny thing is that, while she might believe the "I can be independent/do fine on my own" rant right now, she will probably be on match.com within 5-10 years looking for a man.
She's already on it :lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll:

[L.Kizzle]

While I think women can go a longer time without sex compared to men, we both need each other as sad as that sounds. :oldlol:

[Jailblazers7]

She's already on it :lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll:

Just send her a screen shot of her profile and tell her to shut up and make you a sandwich.

[BRabbiT]

men lust for women more than women do men.

but...women NEED men more than men do women.

[crounsa810]

Honestly, I'll be truthful. All I wanna do is bang her. Tried a relationship with her, can't do that. But the sex? Sex I can deal with.

[TennesseeFan]

HE DA BESS

[bladefd]

"Sounds like you need to get laid badly. Do you agree?"

"No b/c unlike men I don't need sex to survive"

"Ok Ms. Feminist."

"What? Its true. I'm perfectly fine pleasing myself, and no other man has ever been able to pleasure me. So if they all died, whatever. No loss to me"

"I think you need to get ****ed. And by ****ed, I mean pounded so hard you can't walk straight for a week."

Signed off. LOL

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I honestly think she is trying to get laid with the way she is talking but she just can't get herself to admit to it. Just go up to her and get down to work. I guarantee she won't say no. After you are finished just say "So what is it you were saying about men, b!tch?" :oldlol:

[Real Men Wear Green]

If this really has you hung up, throw it back in her face the next time she has to move.

[RoTM]

This sounds like banter. I wouldn't take a serious approach.

[bokes15]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6574/26280113553118676387100.jpg
:roll: :roll:

[nathanjizzle]

men create the society, they create the world. women just live in it, sure there are women that are successful on there own, but thats due to a man creating that environment for them to succeed in.

[Mach_3]

Who the f*** else is gonna give them the attention they all would kill another female for? Nevermind who would they have around to act like they gave a damn about their personal problems? :roll:

[Magic bird]

"Sounds like you need to get laid badly. Do you agree?"

"No b/c unlike men I don't need sex to survive"

"Ok Ms. Feminist."

"What? Its true. I'm perfectly fine pleasing myself, and no other man has ever been able to pleasure me. So if they all died, whatever. No loss to me"

"I think you need to get ****ed. And by ****ed, I mean pounded so hard you can't walk straight for a week."

Signed off. LOL
:lol

[kentatm]

I need reasons as to why women wouldn't be able to live without men. Friend is a woman and says "Men can't live without women, but women would be fine"

I disagreed, but I can't think of anything that would stick up in an argument. So far I have "They would go one week without dick and they would go nuts"

That ain't working, since she's gone 6 months. I need ideas.

And not sexist either, because she'll eat me alive


:biggums:

you're first response was women wouldn't be able to last without dick for a week and you are worried about people here giving you sexist answers b/c she will eat you alive?

:wtf:

[JerryWest]

bitches need the D

[Pushxx]

DUDE SHE'S GIVING YOU A GREEN LIGHT TO **** HER HOLY SHIT WAKE UP.

When she says no man knows how to please her, that's where you tell her "you'd be surprised" then please the hell out of her and make her beg for it.

This is a test.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Remind me once more which gender....

Has shown the ability to be emotionally healthy even as celibate hermits without cats
Requires less to attain a baseline level of satisfaction
Cares less about people, more about ideas
Actually has a soul and has taken an active interest in survivor man bear graylag type stuff
Shown the capacity to entertain themselves without gossip
Can actually live at peace without having heaps of attention and validation thrown at them
Actually talks about (gasp) real ideas and stuff and happenings when in the company of other men and NOT constant bitching about love life

Fuuuuckboutta here

These brawds have minimal impact on a mans happiness and have been raised to think they are some kinda Fukkin prizes. Soon artogant entiyled trash will be replaced by fleshlights and sexdolls. Meanwhile married women are sweeter to everybody, flaunt their ring, have higher esteem, constantly talk about their mans flaws and how much control she has over him, can't do sh1t with a wrench and wd40, etc

Who's needy now? Suckaa
Things change when a kid comes into play tho lol.

[bdreason]

Women love the dick just as much as men love the *****, don't let them fool you.

[tomtucker]

who is gonna fix stuff when they brake...?....who is gonna put the new toilet in place..........? who is gonna build stuff........

[Magic bird]

OP sounds like a Misogynist

[TheMan]

The OP is a virgin, no shame, you're prolly 15 because any seasoned veteran would be eating and fvcking the shit outta her puss right now instead of asking ISHers how to make snappy comebacks as if you're George Costanza :facepalm