Things that you HATE about watching porn

[sosolid4u09]

I'll start it off

pop ups and huge cocks and shit in the ads on the side of the page

[sosolid4u09]

Forgetting to lower my volume before the video starts.

[sosolid4u09]

I also hate the way watching porn makes me feel like I'm wasting time and empty inside after im done

[OhNoTimNoSho]

I also hate the way watching porn makes me feel like I'm wasting time and empty inside after im done
I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.

[glidedrxlr22]

I don

[sosolid4u09]

Forgetting to clear my browser history once im done

[sosolid4u09]

Also Forgetting to repopulate my browser history with random websites after tim done. Nothing says "honey, I've just been jerking off again" more than a totally blank browser history after 1 hour on the computer.

[sosolid4u09]

I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

you've got it down to an art form havent you

[SCREWstonRockets]

5 out of 7 replies are all by the OP. Maybe you watch porno a little too much :lol? Here's a tip, if you use firefox, get the Ad block plugin and you won't have to worry about those pop ups and ads.

On a serious note, I got to cut down. I'm expecting these regular girls to perform and be nasty like porn stars but the ones i mess with, aren't like that. So it kind of messes me up with real sex sometimes. I go in expecting too much.

[sixerfan82]

5 out of 7 replies are all by the OP. Maybe you watch porno a little too much :lol? Here's a tip, if you use firefox, get the Ad block plugin and you won't have to worry about those pop ups and ads.

On a serious note, I got to cut down. I'm expecting these regular girls to perform and be nasty like porn stars but the ones i mess with, aren't like that. So it kind of messes me up with real sex sometimes. I go in expecting too much.

I LOL'ed so hard...

I have a cup of tea with the girl while I'm watching...I like to enjoy her hard work, even though she's just kinda layin there..I mean she's a workin' girl right?

[alenleomessi]

Ugly dudes hot girls
Plastic ugly nasty bit*hes
Wasting my time
Waiting for video to buffer
Boring story : hot nurse/student **** with a nerdy patient/teacher :sleeping

[craigthomasb]

when they show closeups of the blokes face, its like WTF? who was this video made for??? are you trying to kill your target market?

[JtotheIzzo]

Ugly dudes hot girls
Plastic ugly nasty bit*hes
Wasting my time
Waiting for video to buffer
Boring story : hot nurse/student **** with a nerdy patient/teacher :sleeping

you might need to throw a 'no homo' in there.

[blondie]

the fact that my school blocked all proxy servors and porn sites in the university residential halls

[LJJ]

-When a scene has a loud guy and a quiet girl.

-All of the shots where 10% of the screen is filled with pussi and the other 90% is filled with some dude's ass.

[Take Your Lumps]

Also Forgetting to repopulate my browser history with random websites after tim done. Nothing says "honey, I've just been jerking off again" more than a totally blank browser history after 1 hour on the computer.

Easy solution...noone in their right mind uses Internet Explorer anymore...at least not in my house.

So under Internet Options, I just checked off the "clear browser history on exit".

IE = porn browser.

[NoName22]

you might need to throw a 'no homo' in there.

For real.

I mean the chick can be banging, but he'll on some ol "OMG dude is fugly, can't watch it :( :( " shit.

[sosolid4u09]

Easy solution...noone in their right mind uses Internet Explorer anymore...at least not in my house.

So under Internet Options, I just checked off the "clear browser history on exit".

IE = porn browser.

u clearly didnt understand my post

[JtotheIzzo]

the amount of time dude's spend suckin titties, get to the banging already!!!

[glidedrxlr22]

When the girl has acne. It's worse when she has smooth skin all over and then a big zit on the ass. :banghead:

[sosolid4u09]

Ejaculating at the wrong time, like when she stops sucking and takes off her panties and the guy is just stood there stroking his di ck and grinning, and you've passed the point of no return, and even if you stop wan king you're still gonna ejaculate, and it's just a pathetic few dribbles of disappointment and wasted opportunity.

[PistonsFan#21]

the amount of time dude's spend suckin titties, get to the banging already!!!

+1 real talk

[ukplayer4]

5 out of 7 replies are all by the OP. Maybe you watch porno a little too much :lol? Here's a tip, if you use firefox, get the Ad block plugin and you won't have to worry about those pop ups and ads.

On a serious note, I got to cut down. I'm expecting these regular girls to perform and be nasty like porn stars but the ones i mess with, aren't like that. So it kind of messes me up with real sex sometimes. I go in expecting too much.



this is so damn true, when i go straight for A and its met with suprise and disapproval i get pretty annoyed. this and my disliking for real breasts....

[-playmaker-]

:roll:

this thread could be really funny...

I hate how raunchy porn has become over the years...honestly I feel bad for fathers these days, porn is MILES AND MILES away from what it was when I was a youngster...

you can just be looking for a regular good old fashioned sex clip but somehow get bombarded with pics of 3 d*cks in a girl's ass or a girl drenched head to toe in nut by 50 men all standing around in a circle jerking it over her...YUCK...f*cking DISGUSTING...why are so many people into that shit???...f*ck

if you have gotten to the point that watching regular sex no longer does anything for you then you should slow the f*ck down...take a porn break...lol

[OhNoTimNoSho]

Easy solution...noone in their right mind uses Internet Explorer anymore...at least not in my house.

So under Internet Options, I just checked off the "clear browser history on exit".

IE = porn browser.
You guys should check out incognito mode in the Chrome browser. You pop up a new window in which no history gets logged. I call it porn mode.

[sosolid4u09]

Ever had 2 great videos and you didnt know which one you wanted to finish off on, so you say to yourself Ill just rub one off to this one, and a bit later ill be ready for round 2!
Only to bust a nut and lose all interest in the other video, wondering why you spent so much flippin time looking for porn in the beginning

[NoName22]

You guys should check out incognito mode in the Chrome browser. You pop up a new window in which no history gets logged. I call it porn mode.

You don't get his point.

He's doing the same thing I was when I was sharing the pc. After he's done, he removes the porn sites from history and repopulates it instead with random pages to make it look like he was viewing other shit while being on the comp.

It'd be weird to clear all history after an hour or so of surfing.

[PHX_Phan]

u clearly didnt understand my post

How did he not? He's saying use IE for porn if you regularly use another browser. It won't be obvious that the history is deleted if you use IE because the history would be blank anyway. That's assuming you have Windoze and use something other than IE.

[sosolid4u09]

How did he not? He's saying use IE for porn if you regularly use another browser. It won't be obvious that the history is deleted if you use IE because the history would be blank anyway. That's assuming you have Windoze and use something other than IE.

oh ok i must have misunderstood him.
thats not a half bad solution actually cheers

[rufuspaul]

People use the internet to watch porn?:eek:

[sosolid4u09]

People use the internet to watch porn?:eek:

www.spankwire.com
www.xhamster.com

see you in two hours :oldlol:

[TennesseeFan]

Feeling sexually deprived after climaxing.

[Captain Kirk]

Ever had 2 great videos and you didnt know which one you wanted to finish off on, so you say to yourself Ill just rub one off to this one, and a bit later ill be ready for round 2!
Only to bust a nut and lose all interest in the other video, wondering why you spent so much flippin time looking for porn in the beginning
:roll: :roll: :roll: this is so true!

What I hate most is the close up on the guy's sack as he's going in and out.
As well as when the camera is on the guy's face at the absolute worst time.
When someone knocks on the door when I'm in the middle of it.
Scorched ******

As someone else said, it's just too crazy now. I'll be looking for something simple with a girl who doesn't look like one of Howard Stern's guest and all you can ever find is plastic chicks or chicks who are clearly faking how much they enjoy it.

[NoName22]

www.spankwire.com
www.xhamster.com

see you in two hours :oldlol:

You posted porn ? :wtf:

[rufuspaul]

One thing I hate is after the dude has f*cked the chick in every possible position she gets on her knees and opens her mouth in position for the money shot and it takes him forever to finish. So you're sitting there watching a guy jerk off for 5 min.

[Captain Kirk]

One thing I hate is after the dude has f*cked the chick in every possible position she gets on her knees and opens her mouth in position for the money shot and it takes him forever to finish. So you're sitting there watching a guy jerk off for 5 min.

I've never found "the money shot" appealing at all. I want to see the guy's johnson as little as possible so once he pulls out towards her face I just stop there or rewind.

[rufuspaul]

I've never found "the money shot" appealing at all. I want to see the guy's johnson as little as possible so once he pulls out towards her face I just stop there or rewind.

I agree but sometimes it's interesting to see if she's filthy enough to gobble it down.:oldlol:

[Brujesino]

in no real order

1.When the girl is giving head to the dude and hes about to ***, hes pulls out and jerks it for forever to ***.Why not just let her give you head until you ***?

2.When the chick is loud as hell.YA ****er,**** me hard you ****er.Shut up and moan like a good b!tch.Its ****in annoying when you see what appears to be a hot chick only for it to turn out to be a evil demon getting banged.

3.I hate seeing porn when girls are forced to do something they are not comftorable with, like deepthroating if she cant do it then dont force her face down ,her saliva is all over the place and you can tell shes not into it.

[DeronMillsap]

-whenever the cameraman zooms on the dude's face during the moneyshot.
-whenever the cameraman shoots from behind the dude, showing his bunghole. :facepalm :banghead: :facepalm

[Captain Kirk]

Was it on this site that someone posted a video of some porn where the chick is getting ready to do a scene where she licks the guy's ass, and as she opens her mouth to do it he farts. :roll:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia//www/images/c/c1/Jayden_J_869.jpg

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[crounsa810]

Clicking on an hour long porn video and only making it to about 10 minutes in.

[sosolid4u09]

Clicking on an hour long porn video and only making it to about 10 minutes in.
:oldlol: must have been good shit

[sosolid4u09]

When you see a vid you've been on the look out for a while and think "yeah get in!", and then when you click on it it says "User has removed video" or "video removed due to term violation" or something. Fu CK ME thats annoying!

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

When you see a vid you've been on the look out for a while and think "yeah get in!", and then when you click on it it says "User has removed video" or "video removed due to term violation" or something. Fu CK ME thats annoying!
:lol :lol :lol happens all the time:facepalm

[sosolid4u09]

You posted porn ? :wtf:

is that frowned upon?

[DeronMillsap]

Yo BEasyXO...who's the chick?

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Yo BEasyXO...who's the chick?

repp and i will tell you:lol :lol :lol

[EarlTheGoat]

I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[JMT]

I get so tired of seeing your mom.

[DeronMillsap]

repp and i will tell you:lol :lol :lol

Already did like a 1 min ahead of ya post.... lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Jayden James :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Bitch Is Bad:pimp:

[DeronMillsap]

Jayden James :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Bitch Is Bad:pimp:
:cheers:

gonna google some her work of art. :cheers:

:lol :lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Already did like a 1 min ahead of ya post.... lol

yo DeronMillsap that ***** is a bad bitch bro. :rockon: :rockon:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

:cheers:

gonna google some her work of art. :cheers:

:lol :lol
:hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime:

[DeronMillsap]

yo DeronMillsap that ***** is a bad bitch bro. :rockon: :rockon:

Damn....she got great rack and back for a white girl !!! :applause:

[sosolid4u09]

:roll:

this thread could be really funny...

I hate how raunchy porn has become over the years...honestly I feel bad for fathers these days, porn is MILES AND MILES away from what it was when I was a youngster...

you can just be looking for a regular good old fashioned sex clip but somehow get bombarded with pics of 3 d*cks in a girl's ass or a girl drenched head to toe in nut by 50 men all standing around in a circle jerking it over her...YUCK...f*cking DISGUSTING...why are so many people into that shit???...f*ck

if you have gotten to the point that watching regular sex no longer does anything for you then you should slow the f*ck down...take a porn break...lol

NO DOUBT thats what annoys me the MOST! Why would a straight man be watching normal porn and then think "another di ck would liven this up"? And there is so much of it out there, every other video is DP.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Damn....she got great rack and back for a white girl !!! :applause:


yeah i love her. I think her real name is Michelle Lee or something:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

[DeronMillsap]

yeah i love her. I think her real name is Michelle Lee or something:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

damn, brotha....you got feelings for a pornstar? :roll:

i just spank it and move onto the next ho. :lol

[Brujesino]

NO DOUBT thats what annoys me the MOST! Why would a straight man be watching normal porn and then think "another di ck would liven this up"? And there is so much of it out there, every other video is DP.
There must something wrong with me cuz i like watching chicks get DP'd

[dyna]

Fake boobs..

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Fake boobs..
:sleeping :sleeping

fake moans

[Mr Clutch Melo]

I hate hairy pornstars...disgusting.:rolleyes:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

damn, brotha....you got feelings for a pornstar? :roll:

i just spank it and move onto the next ho. :lol

But see i'm not that type of brother:pimp: . Jayden has the wifey like material not like other girls.

[heyhey]

NO DOUBT thats what annoys me the MOST! Why would a straight man be watching normal porn and then think "another di ck would liven this up"? And there is so much of it out there, every other video is DP.

is you for real right now?
regular sex is pretty boring. people can do that sh!t in real life. I don't got no 50 boys that i can call up for a gangbang or bukakke on a randm thursday night broseph.

[Brujesino]

is you for real right now?
regular sex is pretty boring. people can do that sh!t in real life. I don't got no 50 boys that i can call up for a gangbang or bukakke on a randm thursday night broseph.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

GANGBANGS FTL !!!!:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

why is it that when i bust a nut, i get so un-horny?

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Brazzers FTW:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[Meticode]

why is it that when i bust a nut, i get so un-horny?
Because there's a sedative released amongst men. This is why most men feel drowsy and don't like to cuddle afterwords. When women climax there's a stimulate released in their body and this is why usually they like to cuddle or even go take a shower after sex more so than men.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Do all girls ***?

[DeronMillsap]

why is it that when i bust a nut, i get so un-horny?

shit happens to me too. :lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

shit happens to me too. :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol

[-playmaker-]

Because there's a sedative released amongst men. This is why most men feel drowsy and don't like to cuddle afterwords. When women climax there's a stimulate released in their body and this is why usually they like to cuddle or even go take a shower after sex more so than men.

good stuff meticode I didn't know that...:cheers:

now I feel much less like scum...

[Meticode]

Do all girls ***?
No, some girls can't even remotely orgasm. Or do you mean can all healthy women orgasm?

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Priya Rai is......................

Ms. Fake Moan:lol :lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

No, some girls can't even remotely orgasm. Or do you mean can all healthy women orgasm?

damn!! so they fake it right?

[Meticode]

good stuff meticode I didn't know that...:cheers:

now I feel much less like scum...
Personally after sex, especially sex that lasts at least thirty to sixty minutes building up to climax I'm out like a brick afterwords.

[-playmaker-]

There must something wrong with me cuz i like watching chicks get DP'd
that doesn't bother me unless it is just too rough

it is what seems like endless vids of gapping a-holes and DP in ONE HOLE that disgusts me...

f*ckin nasty IMO...I really don't need to look deep into a chick's a-hole...

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Personally after sex, especially sex that lasts at least thirty to sixty minutes building up to climax I'm out like a brick afterwords.

Is it good to smoke weed before you have sex?

[DeronMillsap]

^^^^ need a body shot, bro. :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

BTW sorry for all the questions:lol :lol

[Meticode]

Is it good to smoke weed before you have sex?
I wouldn't know. The only thing I've ever smoked is half of a black and mild. Never smoked exaggerates or did illegal drugs. Hell I rarely even use legal drugs unless I'm super sick.

I would guess no it's not good? I wouldn't know as I said.

[-playmaker-]

no...less pics please, I am at work and this thread is entertaining...lol

save the pics for another thread...

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

no...less pics please, I am at work and this thread is entertaining...lol

save the pics for another thread...


sorry sir:D

[DeronMillsap]

that doesn't bother me unless it is just too rough

it is what seems like endless vids of gapping a-holes and DP in ONE HOLE that disgusts me...

f*ckin nasty IMO...I really don't need to look deep into a chick's a-hole...

I'm the same way.

the crack, the cheeks, the hole are nice but it gets too extreme when gape it open and zoom in. :lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

^^^^ need a body shot, bro. :hammerhead: :hammerhead:

off that Indian Bitch? Her name is Priya Rai

[Meticode]

I don't watch porn anymore. I used to before I got with my now current wife, but to be all honest I haven't had the urge or been interested in porn since I'm 100% satisfied. Some believe me, most will not because as far as I know it's not a common thing amongst men.

Personally for me the thing I hated in porn when I used to watch it was when the scene was over-acted. Fake moaning, loud-moaning, men yelling like they're lifting at the Olympics when they come. I preferred more realistic acted scenes. I didn't like scenes were it was setup for them just to meet and ****, I prefer something like the secretary or boss.

Also tights/thigh-high nylons were a plus.

[DeronMillsap]

off that Indian Bitch? Her name is Priya Rai
cool beans. :cheers:

will try help get you to two green bars when my rep thingy recycles.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

I don't watch porn anymore. I used to before I got with now current wife, but to be all honest I haven't had the urge or been interested in porn since I'm 100% satisfied. Some believe me, most will not because as far as I know it's now a common thing amongst men.

Personally for me the thing I hated in porn when I used to watch it was when the scene was over-acted. Fake moaning, loud-moaning, men yelling like they're lifting at the Olympics when they come. I preferred more realistic acted scenes. I didn't like scenes were it was setup for them just to meet and ****, I prefer something like the secretary or boss.

Also tights/thigh-high nylons were a plus.


Repped

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

cool beans. :cheers:

will try help get you to two green bars when my rep ability recycles.

thanks DERONMILLSAP :cheers: :cheers:

I'll rep you myself
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DeronMillsap again.

[DeronMillsap]

thanks DERONMILLSAP :cheers: :cheers:

I'll rep you myself :party: :party: :cheers:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 8BeastlyXOIAD again.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Brazzers FTW:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Alright i'm out. Gonna play some 2k:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

[Patrick Chewing]

Girls moaning while giving head. That shit angers me.

[crounsa810]

You know what i REALLLY hate?

When you're browsing around a porn site and see a thumbnail and think "Hey.....that girl kinda looks familiar...."

Then you click on it to find out that it's your ex who you never had sex with because she "wanted to wait" and "be in a long term relationship" before having sex. SON OF A ***** YOU ****ING *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That pissed me off so much though. I sent her the link and was like "Hey *****...wtf is this?"

Nice to know that happened WHEN i was dating her. OMFG THIS ****ING *****.

[IGOTGAME]

I agree but sometimes it's interesting to see if she's filthy enough to gobble it down.:oldlol:

I thought it was appealing until I tried it out in real life. I just felt like a scum bag to be honest. I literally wanted to be like..."my bad"

[Riddler]

I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.


:oldlol:


:cheers:

[Brujesino]

You know what i REALLLY hate?

When you're browsing around a porn site and see a thumbnail and think "Hey.....that girl kinda looks familiar...."

Then you click on it to find out that it's your ex who you never had sex with because she "wanted to wait" and "be in a long term relationship" before having sex. SON OF A ***** YOU ****ING *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That pissed me off so much though. I sent her the link and was like "Hey *****...wtf is this?"

Nice to know that happened WHEN i was dating her. OMFG THIS ****ING *****.
:eek:

[crounsa810]

:eek:
At least I got to see her completely naked now though....but of course they used a pretty shitty camera.....ughh ****ing *****

[sosolid4u09]

long shots of nothing but a close up of dick sliding in and out of ****. Close up to the point where you literally can't see anything else. What the goddamned hell is the ****ing point of bothering to hire actually decent looking chicks if you don't show any part of them other than a filled ****. Back the **** off so there is actually something to ****ing see.

[sosolid4u09]

i hate it when they decide to put the camera under the guys leg behind his balls, showing it slamming against the *****, i mean come on i dont want to see a close up of some guys balls.

[-playmaker-]

You know what i REALLLY hate?

When you're browsing around a porn site and see a thumbnail and think "Hey.....that girl kinda looks familiar...."

Then you click on it to find out that it's your ex who you never had sex with because she "wanted to wait" and "be in a long term relationship" before having sex. SON OF A ***** YOU ****ING *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That pissed me off so much though. I sent her the link and was like "Hey *****...wtf is this?"

Nice to know that happened WHEN i was dating her. OMFG THIS ****ING *****.
wow that's nuts dude...and strange

she held out on sex and then just decided to do a swan dive straight into porn?

sorry dude but you should probably just consider it a possibility that she didn't really like you very much...I certainly would

[crounsa810]

wow that's nuts dude...and strange

she held out on sex and then just decided to do a swan dive straight into porn?

sorry dude but you should probably just consider it a possibility that she didn't really like you very much...I certainly would
No she didn't go into porn. She had sex with a guy, he videotaped it, and uploaded it. She didn't become a porn actress, she just had sex with a dude who thought it'd be funny to videotape and put online.

[sosolid4u09]

No she didn't go into porn. She had sex with a guy, he videotaped it, and uploaded it. She didn't become a porn actress, she just had sex with a dude who thought it'd be funny to videotape and put online.

she sounds like a biAt CH! i say you post the link to get her back!

[-playmaker-]

No she didn't go into porn. She had sex with a guy, he videotaped it, and uploaded it. She didn't become a porn actress, she just had sex with a dude who thought it'd be funny to videotape and put online.
they uploaded it to some porn site that you happened to later surf?

ha...that must have been a shocking moment

[crounsa810]

they uploaded it to some porn site that you happened to later surf?

ha...that must have been a shocking moment
Oh believe me, it was. I wasn't quite expecting that. Needless to say, the anger outweighed the porn high lol

[Maniak]

Forgetting to clear my browser history once im done
Google Chrome, incognito.

[NoEasy9]

When they skip the story-lines and they just fade into the sex scene. Honestly, even though it is porn and it isn't real...I still prefer understanding what led them to want to **** each other, especially the girl.

That being said, why do all girls open their mouth at the end of the video? Is it that necessary to have it on their face? I prefer it if the dude just puts it on the girl's chest or upper vag...


Edit: Oh and I hate it when the girl isn't full nude...meaning the girl still has parts of her clothes on while they are ****ing.

[hihellohi765]

Is it good to smoke weed before you have sex?
I love having sex high. Its generally much more enjoyable and passionate I think. Especially if both people are high.

[VishaltotheG]

When they skip the story-lines and they just fade into the sex scene. Honestly, even though it is porn and it isn't real...I still prefer understanding what led them to want to **** each other, especially the girl.

That being said, why do all girls open their mouth at the end of the video? Is it that necessary to have it on their face? I prefer it if the dude just puts it on the girl's chest or upper vag...


Edit: Oh and I hate it when the girl isn't full nude...meaning the girl still has parts of her clothes on while they are ****ing.

Because in porn, girls like getting dominated and this turns most guys on.

[bagelred]

Not enough midgets.

[ROCSteady]

Seeing those ridiculous ads on how to grow your co(k 6'' in a month. It's not normal or natural to risk that part of your body for some phony cause that doesn't work. Dick enlargement = a scam

[Jasper]

114 posts from my bro's , seems like you've seen porn :pimp: :D


5 out of 7 replies are all by the OP. Maybe you watch porno a little too much :lol? Here's a tip, if you use firefox, get the Ad block plugin and you won't have to worry about those pop ups and ads.

On a serious note, I got to cut down. I'm expecting these regular girls to perform and be nasty like porn stars but the ones i mess with, aren't like that. So it kind of messes me up with real sex sometimes. I go in expecting too much.


You can fix that , fire a stomach shot.

[El Kabong]

When you're watching solo or lesbian vids and the male camera man keeps a running commentary or spends the entire video saying "Yea, that's so hot", "I wanna **** you so bad" or something along those lines.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

this thread was a nice read until "once in a decade".
:lol :lol ........... wait what?

[magic chiongson]

fake moans

[Fatal9]

lesbian porn is very overrated. i hate that shit.

[pete's montreux]

lesbian porn is good when it uses the same story lines as straight porn, insane good

it's basically the simply stories like catching the person staying up late so you punish them by licking their box, but replace the guy with a woman and it's still a teen girl

think about it

[Fatal9]

lesbian porn is good when it uses the same story lines as straight porn, insane good

it's basically the simply stories like catching the person staying up late so you punish them by licking their box, but replace the guy with a woman and it's still a teen girl

think about it
nah, there's nothing exciting about that. girls making out with each other is nice but can't get into the strap on shit. it's just a lot of licking and no f*cking, which gets boring quick. just not enough action to make an entire scene out of it. only reason I think lesbian porn still exists is because of the concept of two chicks going at it sounds cool to any straight guy (even though the product sucks and does nothing).

[SCREWstonRockets]

Is it good to smoke weed before you have sex?
i wouldn't recommend it. smoking does some shit with blocking your blood stream so it makes it more difficult to get it up.

BUT Marijuana is an afrodisiac and will make you horny. so maybe smoke with a chick, fool around and when yall get horny enough, plow her brains out.

[pete's montreux]

nah, there's nothing exciting about that. girls making out with each other is nice but can't get into the strap on shit. it's just a lot of licking and no f*cking, which gets boring quick. just not enough action to make an entire scene out of it. only reason I think lesbian porn still exists is because of the concept of two chicks going at it sounds cool to any straight guy (even though the product sucks and does nothing).
I forgot to mention that It's usually an older woman with a young girl

i dont know...that does it for me, weird

and im not talking about any strap on stuff, i dont think ive ever even seen a porn like that, i know i dont like it so i would never click on it

[VishaltotheG]

lesbian porn is good when it uses the same story lines as straight porn, insane good

it's basically the simply stories like catching the person staying up late so you punish them by licking their box, but replace the guy with a woman and it's still a teen girl

think about it

No, I'd prefer a guy banging the girl. Honestly, girls being submissive really does get me off. If it's girl on girl, then how can I picture myself banging them? :lol

["Jesus"]

When you see those scars under their fake tits. Come on son. Yes Audrey, I'm referring to you.

[Fatal9]

I forgot to mention that It's usually an older woman with a young girl

i dont know...that does it for me, weird
you're into the mother daughter stuff perhaps :eek:

[pete's montreux]

you're into the mother daughter stuff perhaps :eek:

yeah i think i am

the whole incest thing is disgusting to me, but its not as bad when its mother/daughter

im thinking about it and i dont know how to explain it, older women seducing younger women is just extremely sexy to me

i mean im not talking like...50 year olds, but 30 or 35 versus 20 is....nice

[branslowski]

lesbian porn is very overrated. i hate that shit.

This.

It's so f*cking boring and pointless because I don't have a virtual point of view in it..


Anyway....I hate it when chicks talk while they're sucking dick pov style...Lije seriously, b!tch STFU and suck...I really hate it when chicks only suck the head....Put that thing in yo mouth.

And I also hate when the Camera for some off reason, gets behind the dudes ass...:facepalm

[OhNoTimNoSho]

NO DOUBT thats what annoys me the MOST! Why would a straight man be watching normal porn and then think "another di ck would liven this up"? And there is so much of it out there, every other video is DP.
Its not the dick, its the girl being a complete whore that i like, Only a real slut is comfortable with 20 dudes busting on her, and thats hot.

[SCREWstonRockets]

i don't really feel lesbo porn that much either. they have to be ramming each other hard with big dildos for me to get off.

[J-Futuristic]

When a chick is showing off her a body and the camera man starts touching her with his big hairy man hands.

The dumb ass advertisement pictures of a huge **** right by the video.

[sosolid4u09]

Its not the dick, its the girl being a complete whore that i like, Only a real slut is comfortable with 20 dudes busting on her, and thats hot.
:lol

fair enough

[LA_Showtime]

The comment section. I can't help but read what people have to say but I always feel like such a creep after reading em.

[jbot]

misleading clips.

i started watching a clip of 3 guys w/ an aerobic instructor. she was giving head all around then next scene is a close up of one guy and the chick tongue kissing but both were shaking. camera pulled back and both the chick and dude were getting butt banged. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: definitely went limp and logged the hell off.

[MeloMike]

When a b itch looks good in the thumbnail, and you click on the vid and she has horrible fake tits or a huge bush. Or when 3/4 of the video is talking :facepalm

[MeloMike]

:roll:

this thread could be really funny...

I hate how raunchy porn has become over the years...honestly I feel bad for fathers these days, porn is MILES AND MILES away from what it was when I was a youngster...

you can just be looking for a regular good old fashioned sex clip but somehow get bombarded with pics of 3 d*cks in a girl's ass or a girl drenched head to toe in nut by 50 men all standing around in a circle jerking it over her...YUCK...f*cking DISGUSTING...why are so many people into that shit???...f*ck

if you have gotten to the point that watching regular sex no longer does anything for you then you should slow the f*ck down...take a porn break...lol

I agree. Why would I want to see multiple d*cks on my screen, never understood that one either.

I don't even watch the money shot ever, don't wanna see a dudes c*m, **** that.

[Nobler]

For some reason i hate it when they go really hard and fast, turns me on a lot more when they go slow. Also i prefer amateur porn to pornstar porn, girls are more real

[falc39]

I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.

LOL that is sad dude :oldlol:

My biggest pet peeve is when I wait a while for the streaming video to buffer and then i accidentally click to a section that hasn't been buffered yet and lose all the downloaded part before it. Some sites are just dumb and reset the buffering anyway when you get to the end of the video or something.. I can't stand that shit!!!!!! :mad: That's why it's best to download it to hard drive if possible.

Also those stupid sites where you click on a link and it takes you to a site where there are a bunch of fake embedded videos. You have to find the right embedded video you were looking for in the first place so you can just click on the damn play button. To me it feels like walking on a mindfield trying to find the right video. I hate those fake ones that take you to another site. :banghead:

[sosolid4u09]

LOL that is sad dude :oldlol:

My biggest pet peeve is when I wait a while for the streaming video to buffer and then i accidentally click to a section that hasn't been buffered yet and lose all the downloaded part before it. Some sites are just dumb and reset the buffering anyway when you get to the end of the video or something.. I can't stand that shit!!!!!! :mad: That's why it's best to download it to hard drive if possible.

Also those stupid sites where you click on a link and it takes you to a site where there are a bunch of fake embedded videos. You have to find the right embedded video you were looking for in the first place so you can just click on the damn play button. To me it feels like walking on a mindfield trying to find the right video. I hate those fake ones that take you to another site. :banghead:
:lol

[AirTupac]

- Loading Times
- Bushes
- Too much junk and *****
- Old Guys
- Clicking on 1000 popups trying to get to a certain video and then eventually it leads you to a site where you have to pay to watch.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

- Loading Times
- Bushes
- Too much junk and *****
- Old Guys
- Clicking on 1000 popups trying to get to a certain video and then eventually it leads you to a site where you have to pay to watch.
:lol :lol :lol

[Sarcastic]

Does anyone else get that pain in your hand after watching porn? I always get it for some reason.

[Captain Kirk]

Does anyone else get that pain in your hand after watching porn? I always get it for some reason.

Nope...you're dying. :confusedshrug:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Does anyone else get that pain in your hand after watching porn? I always get it for some reason.
:facepalm

[Sarcastic]

Nope...you're dying. :confusedshrug:

Aren't we all?

[Captain Kirk]

Aren't we all?

tru dat. Life is simply the beginning of decay.

[sosolid4u09]

Does anyone else get that pain in your hand after watching porn? I always get it for some reason.

lmao

[BEAST Griffin]

I can't watch porn. I have sisters and wouldn't want them to ever do anything like that. What if that was one of my sisters?

I'd go berserk, find these horny mother****ers and beat up every single one of them and stomp on their balls.

[Rockets(T-mac)]

I can't watch porn. I have sisters and wouldn't want them to ever do anything like that. What if that was one of my sisters?

I'd go berserk, find these horny mother****ers and beat up every single one of them and stomp on their balls.
Lol so you'd beat up the guys ****ing you sister, but do nothing to your sister who is being the whore? lol that's just funny to me.

[BEAST Griffin]

Lol so you'd beat up the guys ****ing you sister, but do nothing to your sister who is being the whore? lol that's just funny to me.

Call it a brother's instinct. I'd **** them up bad. I won't let anyone participate in degrading my sister like that.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

I can't watch porn. I have sisters and wouldn't want them to ever do anything like that. What if that was one of my sisters?

I'd go berserk, find these horny mother****ers and beat up every single one of them and stomp on their balls.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Gundress]

Call it a brother's instinct. I'd **** them up bad. I won't let anyone participate in degrading my sister like that.



You have no problem if some chick suck your c0ck and let you nut on her face? What if her brother feel the same way u felt and wanna beat the sh!t out of you so badly.

Dude, shit can happen to anyone like your daughter or sister or even mom.....don't get mad so they choice that shit. ....There's nothing u can do about it.

[FatComputerNerd]

Dunno if this has been mentioned or not since I didn't read the whole thread, but I hate when the girl looks at and smiles at the camera. If it's a POV (point of view) porn then it's different, but a standard scene where you see both him and her, and she just keeps looking at the camera and giving fake smiles and/or dirty looks to the camera instead of to the guy she's with...ruins it.

[bladefd]

The thing I absolutely hate the most is when somebody walks in while you are doing it. $hit, I still have a very embarrassing memory that I will NOT talk about here. It happened 6 years ago when I was in 8th grade, but to this day I am too embarrassed to talk about it. Whenever I think about it, I feel like a complete idiot. Speechless, wordless and frustrating. :facepalm

Other thing I hate is when you are finished watching it on tv, somebody walks in some time later and hits recall on the tv controller. Especially if you forgot to clear out the previous channel history. I disabled those channels from showing up in guide after that experience. No more.:oldlol:

-girls screaming nonstop at the top of their lungs, very annoying.
-huge moles on the faces of the girls, sickening.
-girls with square faces or large foreheads or huge jaws like a T-rex
-guys screaming loudly "OHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" every few seconds
-you see a face that may look real hot so you click open the link and it turns out to be some fat overweight lady with a very ugly face when it is zoomed in closer

[Maga_1]

I can't watch porn. I have sisters and wouldn't want them to ever do anything like that. What if that was one of my sisters?

I'd go berserk, find these horny mother****ers and beat up every single one of them and stomp on their balls.

This comment made me think about a guy that was dating a slut and we found here in ISH.

[clipps]

The thing I absolutely hate the most is when somebody walks in while you are doing it. $hit, I still have a very embarrassing memory that I will NOT talk about here. It happened 6 years ago when I was in 8th grade, but to this day I am too embarrassed to talk about it. Whenever I think about it, I feel like a complete idiot. Speechless, wordless and frustrating. :facepalm

Other thing I hate is when you are finished watching it on tv, somebody walks in some time later and hits recall on the tv controller. Especially if you forgot to clear out the previous channel history. I disabled those channels from showing up in guide after that experience. No more.:oldlol:

-girls screaming nonstop at the top of their lungs, very annoying.
-huge moles on the faces of the girls, sickening.
-girls with square faces or large foreheads or huge jaws like a T-rex
-guys screaming loudly "OHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" every few seconds
-you see a face that may look real hot so you click open the link and it turns out to be some fat overweight lady with a very ugly face when it is zoomed in closer

Are you 12?

[PowerGlove]

I dont normally watch porn, but recently I've been able to get over some mental blocks and enjoy it.

I like MILF/Mature(no grandmas*puke*/ no fatties either) porn.

I hate when the actors are just too perfect, for me their has to be an element of realism in it.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

I hate when dude squeezes a chicks nose while she's sucking.

[ukballer]

The thing I absolutely hate the most is when somebody walks in while you are doing it. $hit, I still have a very embarrassing memory that I will NOT talk about here. It happened 6 years ago when I was in 8th grade, but to this day I am too embarrassed to talk about it. Whenever I think about it, I feel like a complete idiot. Speechless, wordless and frustrating. :facepalm

Other thing I hate is when you are finished watching it on tv, somebody walks in some time later and hits recall on the tv controller. Especially if you forgot to clear out the previous channel history. I disabled those channels from showing up in guide after that experience. No more.:oldlol:

-girls screaming nonstop at the top of their lungs, very annoying.
-huge moles on the faces of the girls, sickening.
-girls with square faces or large foreheads or huge jaws like a T-rex
-guys screaming loudly "OHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" every few seconds
-you see a face that may look real hot so you click open the link and it turns out to be some fat overweight lady with a very ugly face when it is zoomed in closer

Jesus christ. :oldlol:

[Brujesino]

I hate when dude squeezes a chicks nose while she's sucking.
I never understood that at all

[Captain Kirk]

Hate when the guy bust and he sounds like he's turning into the Hulk or going super saiyan. I'm just there holding my **** like dude, it's not that serious.

[bladefd]

Are you 12?

What? What made you think that?

[Sicknote]

Hate when the guy bust and he sounds like he's turning into the Hulk or going super saiyan. I'm just there holding my **** like dude, it's not that serious.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[stmartin]

Hands down funniest thread I've seen since I've been on here.

[G-Funk]

http://www.youporn.com/ IN CASE U FORGOT HERE ARE SOME VIDEOS TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY

[sosolid4u09]

I hate it when I'm jerkin off and in the middle of it I let out this huge juicy fart and it stinks like a mother****er. Now I'm just sitting there stroking my dick with this disgusted look on my face.

[picc84]

Hate when the guy bust and he sounds like he's turning into the Hulk or going super saiyan. I'm just there holding my **** like dude, it's not that serious.

hahaha

I hate when the dude talks, says anything at all. Just stfu, you're a prop. The chick should be the only one making any noise.

Unless its Wesley Pipes. Then its funny.

[Andrei89]

i wouldn't recommend it. smoking does some shit with blocking your blood stream so it makes it more difficult to get it up.

BUT Marijuana is an afrodisiac and will make you horny. so maybe smoke with a chick, fool around and when yall get horny enough, plow her brains out.


Hmmm, it really depends.
. You are so damn high that 100 thoughts jump into your mind in 5 minutes. Some of those thought are sexual so you might get a huge hard on.But 1 min later you start thinking about other shit and you can't really concentrate on that p*ssy anymore.

However if you wait 1 hour and don't smoke at all in that time, then indeed the sex is amazing. It happened to me a few times i was so high i couldn't **** a fresh one who i have never slept with before. But she understood, and her patience was rewarded:lol

[Kobe8]

Forgetting to lower my volume before the video starts.


This happened to me once , I got really excited ... (High volume)
except i forgot to plug my headphones :oldlol: , I couldnt do it then , kept thinkin if they heard it or not.. grandma's right across the hallway. :roll:

[Kobe8]

I like to get to know the porn star im gonna be jackin it to, so I watch some interviews and read a little bio first. It creates a connection and afterwards doesn't feel so empty.
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

:D do the same thing. but I dont read interviews tho . loll

[Kobe8]

I never like staged sex tho, I wouldve wanna see unpredictable things like WEBCAM's ..
and especially chatourlette recorded cams.. ooooh man that would get me started.
but yeahh those were the old days.

[Kobe8]

Ejaculating at the wrong time, like when she stops sucking and takes off her panties and the guy is just stood there stroking his di ck and grinning, and you've passed the point of no return, and even if you stop wan king you're still gonna ejaculate, and it's just a pathetic few dribbles of disappointment and wasted opportunity.

Same boat except I remember one time , where 30 mins of the video was all bou her and you ready to nut and the camera switches to the guys face.. ooh man I hated when that happened.

[glidedrxlr22]

Hate when the guy bust and he sounds like he's turning into the Hulk or going super saiyan. I'm just there holding my **** like dude, it's not that serious.

I agree with Sicknote and picc84. That had me laughing. :lol

[Kobe8]

Looks like we all got something in common :D :oldlol:

[Kobe8]

www.spankwire.com
www.xhamster.com

see you in two hours :oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll:


Dr. rufus got owned but yeahh ..

They say old school beats new school but in porn it doesnt work that way..

[Kobe8]

damn, brotha....you got feelings for a pornstar? :roll:

i just spank it and move onto the next ho. :lol
Word

whenever I find a smokin girl , I be bookmarkin every shit of her videos in that site and the next week I be like , **** DAT *****.

but yall need to look up abella anderson , that girl looks like my class mate yo..

[Kobe8]

I hate hairy pornstars...disgusting.:rolleyes:

Great fit for asian but not a hairy one where it goes up her ass, :barfing:

[Lakerlove420]

1.When the girl is giving head to the dude and hes about to ***, hes pulls out and jerks it for forever to ***.Why not just let her give you head until you ***?

2.When the chick is loud as hell.YA ****er,**** me hard you ****er.Shut up and moan like a good b!tch.Its ****in annoying when you see what appears to be a hot chick only for it to turn out to be a evil demon getting banged.

3.I hate seeing porn when girls are forced to do something they are not comftorable with, like deepthroating if she cant do it then dont force her face down ,her saliva is all over the place and you can tell shes not into it.

about 1) he probably wouldn't be able to bust with her just giving head (or even banging for that matter) I'll tell you why..those guys have to be taking something like viagra or something that helps them stay hard and not nut right away. So they can bang HOT chicks (without it would probably nut in 1 minute) also maybe they have done 2 to 3 different scenes that day already. (making it hard to climax) therefore himself being the only one able to bring himself to the point.

about 3) the girls most of the time are probably not being forced to do something they're not comfortable with. You say that it seems that they are not into it..but I think that might be the gimmick.. that might appeal to alot of people (the whole dominance thing) they maybe want it to look like they are not into it. Most pornstars (women) call the shots.they say who they will have/allow in a scene with them. If they don't take nut on the face or in the eyeball for example, then that probably wont happen, same with in the butt. It's discussed before hand I'm sure.



www.spankwire.com
www.xhamster.com

see you in two hours :oldlol:

xhamster? you serious? that's a real site?

[Kobe8]

Personally after sex, especially sex that lasts at least thirty to sixty minutes building up to climax I'm out like a brick afterwords.

my filipino brotha has knowledge... :cheers: :D :oldlol:

[sosolid4u09]

about 1) he probably wouldn't be able to bust with her just giving head (or even banging for that matter) I'll tell you why..those guys have to be taking something like viagra or something that helps them stay hard and not nut right away. So they can bang HOT chicks (without it would probably nut in 1 minute) also maybe they have done 2 to 3 different scenes that day already. (making it hard to climax) therefore himself being the only one able to bring himself to the point.

about 3) the girls most of the time are probably not being forced to do something they're not comfortable with. You say that it seems that they are not into it..but I think that might be the gimmick.. that might appeal to alot of people (the whole dominance thing) they maybe want it to look like they are not into it. Most pornstars (women) call the shots.they say who they will have/allow in a scene with them. If they don't take nut on the face or in the eyeball for example, then that probably wont happen, same with in the butt. It's discussed before hand I'm sure.




xhamster? you serious? that's a real site?

lmao dont worry its no freaky hamster shit :lol

[Lakerlove420]

lmao dont worry its no freaky hamster shit :lol

okay then I might check it out. Safe? Doesn't sound like it..
How safe are any of them really...right?

Question about a big boob site: Anybody know of any good ones? Safe?
There is this one big tit tube. (there's a tube site for everything probably)
Anyway..don't know if it's safe. Been there a couple of times and I like it. Alot.
(boob fanatic right here) (yeah me....what!?.. don't judge me!)
But my computer will act slower all of a sudden so I don't really want to use that site.
The only one I really use has been you porn for the most part. And yes I can type in tits or something..but whatever..
I feel you porn is safe (for some unknown reason)
Anyway..somebody list a couple of sites that will.(ahum)..ah..cater to my specific (AHEm) needs.. . ...

[Lakerlove420]

hey...where did everybody go??
nobody responded and now I feel like such a perv:(

[Captain Kirk]

hey...where did everybody go??
nobody responded and now I feel like such a perv:(

:oldlol:

xhamster is safe. There is also this site "tubegalore". It's like a site that links to a bunch of videos on safe sites (for the most part I think). But they have categories and one probably has what you're looking for. Be careful though, they categories for everything so you may run across a thumbnail for the last thing you want to see. :facepalm

[PowerGlove]

check out wankspider.

[Kobe8]

lmao dont worry its no freaky hamster shit :lol

"Dude stop posting and delete that stuff before your mommy sees it"

theres a reason why you have red bar,.. so yea keep askin for negs and youll be banned in no time.

retard.

[Kobe8]

used to go to youporn and redtube but that shit was like "EWWW"

i got to pornhub and spankwire once in a while, sometimes 3dwebcamz.com though

[IcanzIIravor]

used to go to youporn and redtube but that shit was like "EWWW"

i got to pornhub and spankwire once in a while, sometimes 3dwebcamz.com though

youjizz is my site of choice for some research I'm doing, of course.

[sosolid4u09]

"Dude stop posting and delete that stuff before your mommy sees it"

theres a reason why you have red bar,.. so yea keep askin for negs and youll be banned in no time.

retard.

wtf u on bout??????
wot i do to you???

[Lakerlove420]

youjizz is my site of choice for some research I'm doing, of course.

:oldlol:



used to go to youporn and redtube but that shit was like "EWWW"

:confusedshrug:

[andgar923]

Not sure if its been mentioned (didn't read the entire thread).

But I hate it when you see an amazing chick, but there's no name listed for her and nobody can ID her.

[Brujesino]

Not sure if its been mentioned (didn't read the entire thread).

But I hate it when you see an amazing chick, but there's no name listed for her and nobody can ID her.
:oldlol:

and you see maybe 3-4 pages of everyone asking "who is this"

[Swaggin916]

I also hate the way watching porn makes me feel like I'm wasting time and empty inside after im done

Yea I feel that way too... only I only do it when I'm bored and there isn't much to do. That makes me feel less like I'm wasting time. It's amazing too cus you get that empty feeling after you watch it and you say I'm not going to watch porn for a while... just gonna use some imagination.... but then the next day you are bored and your back to jerking it to porn cus it feels good when you are doing it.

Um I don't like seeing nasty shit randomly like trannies with huge cocks and people taking dumps when I'm browsing.

[Captain Kirk]

Not sure if its been mentioned (didn't read the entire thread).

But I hate it when you see an amazing chick, but there's no name listed for her and nobody can ID her.

Omg, hate that :oldlol:

[code green]

Hate when the guy bust and he sounds like he's turning into the Hulk or going super saiyan. I'm just there holding my **** like dude, it's not that serious.
:oldlol: :oldlol: no kidding

[ALBballer]

I hate it when I'm jerkin off and in the middle of it I let out this huge juicy fart and it stinks like a mother****er. Now I'm just sitting there stroking my dick with this disgusted look on my face.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[andgar923]

Not to sound like some Kubrikian nut or anything, but I hate badly shot (framed) scenes.

Its like, they have this fine chick and only show her from a specific angle covering up her body when they can easily just pan up or sideways a tiny bit.

I especially hate it when the chick is taking off her clothes and she has a nice fat asss, but does the camera show this? NOPE they show the dude or pan left right before getting to her asss.... like WTF? she has a great asss why not show it?!!!!!!!

I also hate black movies.... let me explain really quick.

Why do I hate black movies? not because I don't like black chicks (I love em), but because they spend the first 20 minutes trying to promote their horrible music.

Ya'll know what I'm talking about.

You click to play and the first 10 minutes its nothing but some whack rap song and the chick just sorta standing there.... like WTF? give us something!!! I hate your music and NO I aint gonna think "Wow, this chick has a great fat asss but damn, that beat is dope, let me get my hands off my **** so I can Google who made that beat."

I also hate that in most black films, the chick spends too much time shaking her ass while f#cking, Like do something else, we know you can shake it already. I also hate the fact that many of the black performers try to act 'hard' when they're in black films, but when they're in non black films they don't. I love how white chicks are submissive when they're in black films (or in general), but nope... not many of these black actresses. They act like they're 'da boss' and all... some of you know what I mean.

I also hate non-story story-based films.... huh?

Okay.... they are supposed to have some sort of storyline, even if its generic but they ruin the moment by showing her model and shake her asss for the 1st 3 minutes. Uh.... wasn't you supposed to be an innocent first timer, that just happened to get picked up on your way home from school or the mall? just messes things up. What's the point of trying to include a storyline when you ruin the suspension of belief in the intro? kinda pointless to have one. If that's the case, just go straight to the f$cking.

I also hate it when chicks look directly into the camera the entire time (unless its a pov film). They look like they're performing instead of being lost in the moment and well... just ****#ng and enjoying the moment. IMo the best pron actresses rarely look at the camera or notice that its there. The camera is the one looking at her, not the other way around. It seems that some of these chicks are hunting for the camera during the performance instead of just f$cking.

Oh... I also hate overdubs on international films. I want the original track, not the fake moans and groans.

[sosolid4u09]

Hate it when your ****in horny and just wanna knock one out, but your dick is still sore from earlier

[clipps]

I hate it when resources are limited. Either computer's broke, no internet, no dvd's and i refuse to buy porno dvd's in public.

When i was a teenager, getting caught sucked. My dad would always check the history and whenever he finds out, I'm grounded from the computer. It went to the point that my dad installed a lock on the computer room door.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Hate it when your ****in horny and just wanna knock one out, but your dick is still sore from earlier
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[VishaltotheG]

I hate it when resources are limited. Either computer's broke, no internet, no dvd's and i refuse to buy porno dvd's in public.

When i was a teenager, getting caught sucked. My dad would always check the history and whenever he finds out, I'm grounded from the computer. It went to the point that my dad installed a lock on the computer room door.

You aren't Muslim, are you? Because some of my Muslim friends had those problems.

On another note, this thread makes me horny.

[IcanzIIravor]

I hate it when resources are limited. Either computer's broke, no internet, no dvd's and i refuse to buy porno dvd's in public.

When i was a teenager, getting caught sucked. My dad would always check the history and whenever he finds out, I'm grounded from the computer. It went to the point that my dad installed a lock on the computer room door.


Either your dad was a puritan, you set several long *********ory record sessions or your dad really liked to mess with you, especially locking it up. :lol

[sosolid4u09]

I hate reverse point of view pr0n. From the perspective of the girl rather than the guy, like how it usually is. So when they're in the reverse cowgirl position, all you get is a bouncing view of the dude's legs, when they're in doggystyle all you get is a closeup of the pillow or couch cushion or something, etc.

The c*mshot is pretty cool though, since the guy c*ms on the camera lens, so it looks like it's shooting out towards you.

so you like the sight of *** shooting towards you :facepalm

[Captain Kirk]

so you like the sight of *** shooting towards you :facepalm
:roll:

[-playmaker-]

I hate reverse point of view pr0n. From the perspective of the girl rather than the guy, like how it usually is. So when they're in the reverse cowgirl position, all you get is a bouncing view of the dude's legs, when they're in doggystyle all you get is a closeup of the pillow or couch cushion or something, etc.

The c*mshot is pretty cool though, since the guy c*ms on the camera lens, so it looks like it's shooting out towards you.
:oldlol:

[-playmaker-]

how about the fear of Spyware?

f*ck malware...

[strike]

hilarious thread

[VishaltotheG]

how about the fear of Spyware?

f*ck malware...

BTW, did you lose an avy bet? :lol

[sosolid4u09]

I have decided to take an early new years resolution and ban myself from watching any internet porn. I've had enough!!!

I am seriously a little concerned that I am starting to prefer watching porn to actually having sex and I think it's affecting my sex drive also. My girlfriend came back from a night out the other night and even though I was tired I didn't even think about nailing her in her drunken state.


Final straw came the other day when I realised I had opened up 8 tabs to buffer while I made myself a drink. That's just not normal is it?!

[Lakerlove420]

I have decided to take an early new years resolution and ban myself from watching any internet porn. I've had enough!!!

I am seriously a little concerned that I am starting to prefer watching porn to actually having sex and I think it's affecting my sex drive also. My girlfriend came back from a night out the other night and even though I was tired I didn't even think about nailing her in her drunken state.


Final straw came the other day when I realised I had opened up 8 tabs to buffer while I made myself a drink. That's just not normal is it?!


whoa!....I could learn from you

[sosolid4u09]

whoa!....I could learn from you

trust me bruvva. its not a great place to be =(

Met my girlfriend the other day after a week. didnt even feel like groping her in the car. wtf is that all about?!!?

[pete's montreux]

I hate it when resources are limited. Either computer's broke, no internet, no dvd's and i refuse to buy porno dvd's in public.

When i was a teenager, getting caught sucked. My dad would always check the history and whenever he finds out, I'm grounded from the computer. It went to the point that my dad installed a lock on the computer room door.

This kinda shit always made no sense to me. Your dad should have been happy. It means a number of things: you're not gay, you're not having sex [at that particular time], you're not out doing drugs and you're not breaking the law. I'd rather have my kid stay in and jerk off until his hands bled. Shit, I'd encourage it. I'd buy an absurd amount of tissues and lotion and leave them at strategic spots in the house.

[YAWN]

xhamster? you serious? that's a real site?

the best site i found was actually introduced to me by an ex gf :lol
it shows images of what you're skipping to as you move the mouse across the bar.

xnxx.com
go there and search for haley wilde in bed. GOAT vid.


As for the OP. Asian chicks that sound like they're crying. :banghead:

[Captain Kirk]

I have decided to take an early new years resolution and ban myself from watching any internet porn. I've had enough!!!

I am seriously a little concerned that I am starting to prefer watching porn to actually having sex and I think it's affecting my sex drive also. My girlfriend came back from a night out the other night and even though I was tired I didn't even think about nailing her in her drunken state.


Final straw came the other day when I realised I had opened up 8 tabs to buffer while I made myself a drink. That's just not normal is it?!
:roll:

[sosolid4u09]

the best site i found was actually introduced to me by an ex gf :lol
it shows images of what you're skipping to as you move the mouse across the bar.

xnxx.com
go there and search for haley wilde in bed. GOAT vid.


As for the OP. Asian chicks that sound like they're crying. :banghead:

great thanks a lot. so much for by porn pan :banghead:

[falc39]

the best site i found was actually introduced to me by an ex gf :lol
it shows images of what you're skipping to as you move the mouse across the bar.

xnxx.com
go there and search for haley wilde in bed. GOAT vid.


As for the OP. Asian chicks that sound like they're crying. :banghead:

i got that video (full high quality version) for free off a torrent!!!!

noobs :pimp:

[sosolid4u09]

i got that video (full high quality version) for free off a torrent!!!!

noobs :pimp:

i dont think he paid for his one either.

[Dan Gilbert]

The most annoying thing about porn is when your wife refuses to get into it.

I mean, the idea of going b2b with your wife is hawt.

[Penny37]

I have decided to take an early new years resolution and ban myself from watching any internet porn. I've had enough!!!

I am seriously a little concerned that I am starting to prefer watching porn to actually having sex and I think it's affecting my sex drive also. My girlfriend came back from a night out the other night and even though I was tired I didn't even think about nailing her in her drunken state.


Final straw came the other day when I realised I had opened up 8 tabs to buffer while I made myself a drink. That's just not normal is it?!
I think maybe you're just not attracted to your girlfriend anymore.
Time to move on.

[Maniak]

This kinda shit always made no sense to me. Your dad should have been happy. It means a number of things: you're not gay, you're not having sex [at that particular time], you're not out doing drugs and you're not breaking the law. I'd rather have my kid stay in and jerk off until his hands bled. Shit, I'd encourage it. I'd buy an absurd amount of tissues and lotion and leave them at strategic spots in the house.
Yeah, I would talk to my kid about it, but I wouldnt get him all pissed off.

Then again, I hope my kids are smart enough to use incognito tabs.

[sosolid4u09]

bump

[HisJoeness]

Not gonna read through the entire thread (fight me) but I hate how they spend the first 10-15 minutes "teasing" aka finding weird ways for the male to touch the females body.

[clipps]

This kinda shit always made no sense to me. Your dad should have been happy. It means a number of things: you're not gay, you're not having sex [at that particular time], you're not out doing drugs and you're not breaking the law. I'd rather have my kid stay in and jerk off until his hands bled. Shit, I'd encourage it. I'd buy an absurd amount of tissues and lotion and leave them at strategic spots in the house.

My parents are old school hardcore Christians.

[L.Kizzle]

I always thought it was weird when the *** shot is about the go down, the guy mostly would prefer the masbertate rater than have the 3 chicks he was just bangin to do it for him ... :confusedshrug:

[sosolid4u09]

I always thought it was weird when the *** shot is about the go down, the guy mostly would prefer the masbertate rater than have the 3 chicks he was just bangin to do it for him ... :confusedshrug:

i will never ever understand that!
When im with my girl i make HER do all the work then clean the jizz up (so to speak)

Why does the dude always have to finish himself off??

Literally in some movies at the end it just feels like your sitting there watching a middle aged guy jerking off in front of a girls face for like 2 minutes :wtf:

[Lakerlove420]

I always thought it was weird when the *** shot is about the go down, the guy mostly would prefer the masbertate rater than have the 3 chicks he was just bangin to do it for him ... :confusedshrug:


i will never ever understand that!
When im with my girl i make HER do all the work then clean the jizz up (so to speak)

Why does the dude always have to finish himself off??

Literally in some movies at the end it just feels like your sitting there watching a middle aged guy jerking off in front of a girls face for like 2 minutes:confusedshrug:


Originally Posted by Brujesino
1.When the girl is giving head to the dude and hes about to ***, hes pulls out and jerks it for forever to ***.Why not just let her give you head until you ***?



about 1) he probably wouldn't be able to bust with her just giving head (or even banging for that matter) I'll tell you why..those guys have to be taking something like viagra or something that helps them stay hard and not nut right away. So they can bang HOT chicks (without it would probably nut in 1 minute) also maybe they have done 2 to 3 different scenes that day already. (making it hard to climax) therefore himself being the only one able to bring himself to the point.

this

[sosolid4u09]

bump

[sandraallen]

Lol