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pauk
01-08-2011, 12:43 PM
for me its:

1. Gay (nuff said..)

2. Durant (sounds like rat, brat, deodorant)

3. Boozer (sounds like Losser or reminds of beer)

4. Bonner (is it **** or bone-er??)

5. Maggette (makes me think of maggots)

Miami2010Champs
01-08-2011, 12:45 PM
for me its:

1. Gay (nuff said..)

2. Durant (sounds like rat, brat, deodorant)

3. Boozer (sounds like Losser or reminds of beer)

4. Bonner (is it **** or bone-er??)

5. Maggette (makes me think of maggots)
Congratulations :applause: :cheers:

JBull
01-08-2011, 12:47 PM
lol damn yall those are some good ones

GiveItToBurrito
01-08-2011, 12:47 PM
Maggette, Posey, Mcullogh, Bogues.

Coolest NBA name is Darko.

kumquat
01-08-2011, 12:48 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..

pauk
01-08-2011, 12:58 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..

:roll:

Teanett
01-08-2011, 01:03 PM
top 5 lamest threads ever.
:facepalm

Kombo
01-08-2011, 01:17 PM
I totally disagree, Boozer is an amazing last name.

JohnWall2
01-08-2011, 01:17 PM
top 5 lamest threads ever.
:facepalm

hater

n i hate gasol

wtf is dat?

JBull
01-08-2011, 01:21 PM
hater

n i hate gasol

wtf is dat?


Gasol, asshole, gasoft. hehehhehhehe

I hate vujacic.

JohnWall2
01-08-2011, 01:22 PM
^ nice :lol vujacic is horrible

QuebecBaller
01-08-2011, 01:49 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..


:lol :lol :lol

JBull
01-08-2011, 01:50 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..

:roll:

alenleomessi
01-08-2011, 01:53 PM
Gay , Posey and Bonner

Clutch
01-08-2011, 01:56 PM
1.Gay
2.Gay
3.Gay
4.Gay
5.Gay

End of thread :lol

b0bab0i
01-08-2011, 02:36 PM
Pooh Jeter

DDensity
01-08-2011, 03:06 PM
Kevin Love.

Dude is probably such a beast on the boards from all the pent up childhood rage of being made fun of constantly.

D12"Magic"
01-08-2011, 03:09 PM
Johan Petro Just look at it.

Jasi
01-08-2011, 04:23 PM
Gay Love Sessions

a classic

CeltsGarlic
01-08-2011, 04:31 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

LilBTheBasedGod
01-08-2011, 04:34 PM
Sefolosha... sounds like some sort of STD.

Hi doc. I slept with this nasty girl last night....I think she gave me sefolosha..

Now my p*nis has efficient perimeter defense!

AirTupac
01-08-2011, 04:36 PM
Gay
Maggette
Vujacic
Koufos

Rekindled
01-08-2011, 04:37 PM
what would you do if your last name is gay

AirTupac
01-08-2011, 04:39 PM
what would you do if your last name is gay

Mr.Gay

bagelred
01-08-2011, 04:39 PM
Best last name: Hilario

"Dude, that is so hilario!"

Sakkreth
01-08-2011, 04:45 PM
Gay love gives you sefolosha...

pauk
01-08-2011, 04:46 PM
How bout Caracter! That caracter called caracter showed such good caracter tonight, i think the caracters that gave birth to this caracter gave him this caracter and have good caracter themselves, the caracter runs in their family of caracters! if all caracters could have been equally caracteristic caracters as caracter then we all could show caracteristic caracter to all caracters!

A caracter makes back to back baskets after caracter but caracter does the same until the caracter misses and cant keep up with caracter after caracter posterised the caracter!

LilBTheBasedGod
01-08-2011, 04:49 PM
Best last name: Hilario

"Dude, that is so hilario!"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S9oS3OeUXII/AAAAAAAACNc/umfg7orQUoM/s1600/07.jpg

Rekindled
01-08-2011, 04:50 PM
best : Wall

worst : Bogans( sounds like bogus)

NauruDude
01-08-2011, 04:52 PM
for me its:

1. Gay (nuff said..)

2. Durant (sounds like rat, brat, deodorant)

3. Mayo (when gay and mayo combine, ERRR?)

4. Bonner (is it **** or bone-er??)

5. Maggette (makes me think of maggots)

Top 5 coolest:
1. Boozer (he needs in game booz

Snicklefritz
01-08-2011, 05:02 PM
what would you do if your last name is gay

Drug you and rape you :banana:

And Boozer is only a good last name if you can live up to it :cheers:

D12"Magic"
01-08-2011, 05:06 PM
How can i forget
Channing Frye
Jared Dudley
Mikhael Pietrus sounds like some constipation drink
Chris Duhon

Stuckey
01-08-2011, 06:22 PM
worst:

iguodala
gay
maggette
mbah moute
turkoglu
vujacic
bryant

best

prince
hamilton
stuckey
wallace
griffin
allen
carter
nash
parker

elementally morale
01-08-2011, 06:42 PM
Detlef Schrempf

OG LeeTSkeeT
01-08-2011, 06:56 PM
damn good thing rudy gay is a millionaire and stuff and successful...otherwise it sucks to have a last name gay.

Andrei89
01-08-2011, 06:57 PM
worst:

iguodala
gay
maggette
mbah moute
turkoglu
vujacic
bryant

best

prince
hamilton
stuckey
wallace
griffin
allen
carter
nash
parker

wow really surprised 4 of these are pistons

tell me you a piston fans cuz of their last names?

douchebag

tomtucker
01-08-2011, 07:00 PM
Marcin Gortat

Hidayet Turkoğlu

.
Pau Gasol
.
ugly as **** names, both first and last

Miami2010Champs
01-08-2011, 07:03 PM
Dj Mbenga how the f**k do i pronounce that?

tommy3
01-08-2011, 07:11 PM
Marcin Gortat

Hidayet Turkoğlu

.
Pau Gasol
.
ugly as **** names, both first and last
Tucker would also be an ugly name for a foreigner. I'm not sure why are you mentioning foreign names as ugly. People are used to different, hard pronunciation in western Europe.

tomtucker
01-08-2011, 07:21 PM
Tucker would also be an ugly name for a foreigner. I'm not sure why are you mentioning foreign names as ugly. People are used to different, hard pronunciation in western Europe.

.
gortat, and turkuglu and not western euro names,they are from eastern europe, and they sound ugly......and they fit those two ugly mofos perfectly.
.

QuebecBaller
01-08-2011, 07:53 PM
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

One or many to these words are his last name :lol

MMM
01-08-2011, 08:06 PM
Goofy Boy Names (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk)

DeronMillsap
01-08-2011, 08:06 PM
Gay is too obvious for the worst name.

What about the best????
I think Ibaka is the best last name in the league. Sounds like a badass video game character.

noob cake
01-08-2011, 08:16 PM
worst:

iguodala
gay
maggette
mbah moute
turkoglu
vujacic
bryant

best

prince
hamilton
stuckey
wallace
griffin
allen
carter
nash
parker

Allen, Parker are not that great.

Batz
01-08-2011, 08:16 PM
Mbah moute is awesome. Just love saying that.

mattevans11
01-08-2011, 08:22 PM
Mbah moute is awesome. Just love saying that.


first good post in this thread.......

for the rest of you.. this thread is proof that the nba forum has gone downhill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nightprowler10
01-08-2011, 08:36 PM
Bogans is one of the worst. Doesn't it literally mean bum in Oz? Also Magic Johnson. Think about it...

Ibaka and Mbah Moute are pretty bad ass names. Also Outlaw.

MagicMoose
01-08-2011, 09:16 PM
Ron Artesticle.

TaLvsCuaL
01-08-2011, 09:18 PM
Gallinari probably. In italian gallina = hen, chicken, fowl, coward...etc.

I like Kleiza.

Jasi
01-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Gallinari probably. In italian gallina = hen, chicken, fowl, coward...etc.

I like Kleiza.

Yeah but Gallinari means "those who breed/sell hens" so nothing really strange... Like many Italian surnames it derives from the indication of a job.

Even Ferrari = those who work the iron

AirTupac
01-08-2011, 09:39 PM
worst:

iguodala
gay
maggette
mbah moute
turkoglu
vujacic
bryant

best

prince
hamilton
stuckey
wallace
griffin
allen
carter
nash
parker

Seriously speaking, i have no idea why Bryant is a bad last name.

TaLvsCuaL
01-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Yeah but Gallinari means "those who breed/sell hens" so nothing really strange... Like many Italian surnames it derives from the indication of a job.

Even Ferrari = those who work the iron

I know, but not only in Italy, the origin of surnames often refer to professions, physical features, name-calling and place of birth in almost all languages and cultures

Jasi
01-08-2011, 10:00 PM
I know, but not only in Italy, the origin of surnames often refer to professions, physical features, name-calling and place of birth in almost all languages and cultures

Yeah that's true (I didn't say only in Italy) :cheers:

TaLvsCuaL
01-09-2011, 12:16 AM
Yeah that's true (I didn't say only in Italy) :cheers:

yeah you did not say that but Gallinari is the worst last name :cheers:

d.bball.guy
01-09-2011, 12:19 AM
Lots of good stuff here! :roll::roll::roll:

hitmanyr2k
01-09-2011, 01:04 AM
I found it funny that the Jazz had players with the last names Brewer and Boozer on the same team...what are the odds? :oldlol: It was too bad the Jazz broke it up when they traded Brewer to Memphis last year but wouldn't you know it...the Brewer/Boozer connection is back together again in Chicago :cheers:

Pinkhearts
01-09-2011, 01:14 AM
Young Kidd Favors Cousin's Gay Love

Wait that's six names.


Gay Kidd Favors Cousin's Head

That's better!

Nevaeh
01-09-2011, 02:01 AM
Hamilton
Prince
Wallace
Wallace
Billups

Such classy names, you'd think it was the Names of a group of Middle Aged White Guys Running a Fortune 500 Company, and not a bunch of Brothas serving an end to the Shaq Era of Dominance.

I always thought Manute Bol was a weird name (I was young then lol)
Not just ANY Bowl, A MANUTE Bowl.

Gevz2kX
01-09-2011, 02:07 AM
I never liked saying Azubuike

Rekindled
01-09-2011, 02:57 AM
no mention of Ginobili?

1rkrage
01-09-2011, 03:16 AM
Bogans
scalabrine

Tupac
01-09-2011, 03:16 AM
Gay

Dan Gilbert
01-09-2011, 03:20 AM
James.

PurpleChuck
01-09-2011, 03:27 AM
James.
:roll:

Dan still mad.

imdaman99
01-09-2011, 04:48 AM
i remember when frank brickowski was in the league. it was downright ugly.

trig
01-09-2011, 07:48 AM
I know, but not only in Italy, the origin of surnames often refer to professions, physical features, name-calling and place of birth in almost all languages and cultures

dont let Travis Outlaw know that

QuebecBaller
01-09-2011, 08:45 AM
Young Kidd Favors Cousin's Gay Love

Wait that's six names.


Young Gay Kidd Favors Cousin's Head Sessions

That's better!


Fixed:D

davidenk0
01-09-2011, 09:34 AM
I've always thought Iguodala is an awful last name.

NauruDude
01-09-2011, 11:08 AM
worst:

iguodala
gay
maggette
mbah moute
turkoglu
vujacic
bryant

best

prince
hamilton
stuckey
wallace
griffin
allen
carter
nash
parker
dude Luc Richar Mbah a Mute is the best name. U just hate international players who son't have ugly names like bynum, STUCKey, james, wlall.

NauruDude
01-09-2011, 11:09 AM
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

One or many to these words are his last name :lol

Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka

Monta_Ellis
01-09-2011, 11:26 AM
Chewbacca Ndubuisi Okafor

schism206
01-09-2011, 11:36 AM
was a while ago... keith askins, latrell sprewell, jeff hornacek
god shammgod? though i think it's a pretty sweet name:banana:

Chicago Ted
01-09-2011, 11:46 AM
ITT: Opinions as Facts