Do you think you would fight any posters if you met in real life?

[shlver]

Would the meeting of any two posters come to blows in real life or is everyone just an internet warrior emboldened by the anonymity of the internet?

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

let's make a card for the event.

pete vs. blondie

gobb vs. zen

[Rosie Cheeks]

I would beat Starface up.

[wheyhigh]

I want to fight RG. Chill and eat some wings with jefferson money, cool dude

[B-Low]

let's make a card for the event.

pete vs. blondie

gobb vs. zen

The First Annual Charlie Z Open Invitational Gauntlet.
(Charlie Z vs. any and all comers)

[rufuspaul]

Would the meeting of any two posters come to blows in real life or is everyone just an internet warrior emboldened by the anonymity of the internet?

I think it goes without saying that posters will have much less bravado in person and that most of us here are probably quite likable irl.

That being said if I ever meet Starface I will break his nose.

[oh the horror]

The First Annual Charlie Z Open Invitational Gauntlet.
(Charlie Z vs. any and all comers)



I'd ACTUALLY fight Charlie in a ring, with gloves...if dude agreed to put up that pretendo belt he "won"....It would be amusing to get to take it from him.

[BaņkShot]

I would love to pound NoEasy9 in the face. :rolleyes:

[Lebowsky]

I would love to pound NoEasy9 in the face. :rolleyes:
:applause: Some-One's-Butt-Hurt *clap* *clap* *clap*clap*clap*:applause:

[rufuspaul]

The First Annual Charlie Z Open Invitational Gauntlet.
(Charlie Z vs. any and all comers)

Charlie would hype it up for weeks: posting threads, videos, etc. about how he will anihilate all the ISHiots. The day of the fight all the ISH challengers will be there and Charlie will no-show. I envision everyone then going out for a few beers.

[BaņkShot]

:applause: Some-One's-Butt-Hurt *clap* *clap* *clap*clap*clap*:applause:

Touche. :rolleyes:

U Sad. :rolleyes:

[Vegeta]

There's a few here I would like to get my hands on. That Inclanzar or what ever he calls himself. Mexican I think. The fool thinks he can challenge me? Ha, we'll see anout that.

[oh the horror]

Charlie would hype it up for weeks: posting threads, videos, etc. about how he will anihilate all the ISHiots. The day of the fight all the ISH challengers will be there and Charlie will no-show. I envision everyone then going out for a few beers.


Bingo.


At least like the 5 of us here who are actually legal to drink. :oldlol:

[zay_24]

There's a few here I would like to get my hands on. That Inclanzar or what ever he calls himself. Mexican I think. The fool thinks he can challenge me? Ha, we'll see anout that.
I would drop dis ***** head up

[NoName22]

There's a few here I would like to get my hands on. That Inclanzar or what ever he calls himself. Mexican I think. The fool thinks he can challenge me? Ha, we'll see anout that.

Yeah, and when shit bout to get real, you'll run like a chicken to call the cops.

Typical.

[ZeN]

I would punch supersmashbros in the face.

[Vegeta]

I would drop dis ***** head up

Haha, I was kidding with you in the other thread fool. I wanted you to feel like you're mighty. But really, I would pound you into the dirt, and spit on you, you useless fool.

[zay_24]

Haha, I was kidding with you in the other thread fool. I wanted you to feel like you're mighty. But really, I would pound you into the dirt, and spit on you, you useless fool.
where you from cuhz?

[rufuspaul]

I would punch supersmashbros in the face.

:oldlol: You know for most of us supersmash was just a mildly retarted annoyance but you really do hate the guy.

[Penny_Hardaway]

Many geeks and pedantic f*cks inside this place, but I dont really hate them that much to want and fight them.

I would perhaps only fight that racist guy who had a Kobe nickname or whatever, what was his nickname?

[wheyhigh]

Any1 in phoenix az wona meet for some hawt sex or a fight to the death? No homo

[Vegeta]

where you from cuhz?

Does it matter? I would come to where you live and blow the place to the ground.

[zay_24]

Does it matter? I would come to where you live and blow the place to the ground.
I live in Dallas

[NoName22]

Does it matter? I would come to where you live and blow the place to the ground.

With your army of underage girls ?

[Vegeta]

I live in Dallas

Funny, that's where I live.

[oh the horror]

Does it matter? I would come to where you live and blow the place to the ground.



By "blow the place" you mean his c0ck right? And by "to the ground"....You mean until he cums, huh?

[Vegeta]

By "blow the place" you mean his c0ck right? And by "to the ground"....You mean until he cums, huh?

Oh look, we have a comedian on site. Picture of ass he will never get. Useless human being.

[oh the horror]

And its hard for me to physically get to a place to want to fight someone. I fight if someone is a direct threat to my well-being. Or someone I care about is also threatened. I wont just fight because someone has some harsh words for me. Takes alot to make me lose my temper...


To be honest, I dont LIKE fighting. Getting punched in my head/face doesnt feel particularly pleasant, and I dont like punching other people....but....with that said, im the type, that if you press me, and keep it up, im going to hit you over the head with a nearby chair.

[Vegeta]

And its hard for me to physically get to a place to want to fight someone. I fight if someone is a direct threat to my well-being. Or someone I care about is also threatened. I wont just fight because someone has some harsh words for me. Takes alot to make me lose my temper...


To be honest, I dont LIKE fighting. Getting punched in my head/face doesnt feel particularly pleasant, and I dont like punching other people....but....with that said, im the type, that if you press me, and keep it up, im going to hit you over the head with a nearby chair.

"If you press me" blah blah, you can't fight, and your afraid that if you do, you would get beating to the ground like the little weakling you are.:oldlol:

[Lebowsky]

"If you press me" blah blah, you can't fight, and your afraid that if you do, you would get beating to the ground like the little weakling you are.:oldlol:

Dude, you're (allegedly) ****ing a 14 yr. old.

[Vegeta]

Dude, you're (allegedly) ****ing a 14 yr. old.

15.

[oh the horror]

Dude, you're (allegedly) ****ing a 14 yr. old.



Dude is just never going to live that one down around here, eh?

[IcanzIIravor]

There's a few here I would like to get my hands on. That Inclanzar or what ever he calls himself. Mexican I think. The fool thinks he can challenge me? Ha, we'll see anout that.

Would this be before or after you get done babysitting?

There isn't anyone here I'd bother to fight in real life.

Even ol Vegeta. I'd take him and his girl to Chuck-E-Cheese and let them run around with the other kids.

Plenty I'd have a beer with though.

[Vegeta]

Dude is just never going to live that one down around here, eh?

You have a sister?

[IcanzIIravor]

You have a sister?


:roll: :roll:

[rezznor]

Charlie Z is the only one I'd really like to fight. Speaking of 'ol chucky, did he ever go through with any of his his supposed fights?

[Vegeta]

Would this be before or after you get done babysitting?

There isn't anyone here I'd bother to fight in real life.

Even ol Vegeta. I'd take him and his girl to Chuck-E-Cheese and let them run around with the other kids.

Plenty I'd have a beer with though.

I'd beat your face black and blue, take a picture and post it on your moms facebook page.

[Lebowsky]

Dude is just never going to live that one down around here, eh?

Doubt it. The fact he's pretty annoying and kinda racist doesn't help his cause.

[Vegeta]

Doubt it. The fact he's pretty annoying and kinda racist doesn't help his cause.

Racist? I may be alot of things, but racist Iam not.

[NoName22]

I'd beat your face black and blue, take a picture and post it on your moms facebook page.

You're pretty gangsta, aren't you ?

BTW, aren't you supposed to be babysitting today ?

[Lebowsky]

Racist? I may be alot of things, but racist Iam not.

Then I must be mistaking you for someone else then, my bad. Now annoying...

[oh the horror]

You have a sister?



Shes in her 20s bro. Far far too old for your tastes.

[Vegeta]

Shes in her 20s bro. Far far too old for your tastes.

Not too old. I'd beat the living shit out of her and you.

[Penny_Hardaway]

F*cking around 15 year olds when you`re like 5 or 6 years older is a pretty weak shit if you ask me, that only says you cant get the girls of your age.

Reminds me of those 25 year old guys with their tunned up Seat Leon pumping up "Camaron" at high volume and having 13 year old chicks in their co-pilot seat.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Then I must be mistaking you for someone else then, my bad. Now annoying...
pretty sure this guy (Vegeta) was calling blacks monkeys and his pet a little earlier today...

[IcanzIIravor]

I'd beat your face black and blue, take a picture and post it on your moms facebook page.

I hope this is after the Chuckster or your girl is going to be maddddd you didn't win her some good prizes. You know kids get in at a discounted price so right there you know the date is starting off great. I figure you start off with some pizza then get some tickets and hit those games!

Now of course you'll need to get her home before curfew since you are lying to her parents and you're just playing the older creepy male pal. Gonna be a helluva sweet 16 when she turns it though right?

I'm trying not to laugh at being threatened by a pedophile, so gimme a sec to get my composure together.

[GhostDeini32]

no one would ever do anything.

[Vegeta]

F*cking around 15 year olds when you`re like 5 or 6 years older is a pretty weak shit if you ask me, that only says you cant get the girls of your age.

Reminds me of those 25 year old guys with their tunned up Seat Leon pumping up "Camaron" at high volume and having 13 year old chicks in their co-pilot seat.

Oh look, are you a priest? I can get any girl my age, I've had girls my age you fool.

[Penny_Hardaway]

Oh look, are you a priest? I can get any girl my age, I've had girls my age you fool.


Sure you`ve had.

:lol

[Lebowsky]

pretty sure this guy (Vegeta) was calling blacks monkeys and his pet a little earlier today...

Yeah that's what I think too, but I don't remember for sure. Anyway, dude is worthless. Ignore list material.

[Vegeta]

I hope this is after the Chuckster or your girl is going to be maddddd you didn't win her some good prizes. You know kids get in at a discounted price so right there you know the date is starting off great. I figure you start off with some pizza then get some tickets and hit those games!

Now of course you'll need to get her home before curfew since you are lying to her parents and you're just playing the older creepy male pal. Gonna be a helluva sweet 16 when she turns it though right?

I'm trying not to laugh at being threatened by a pedophile, so gimme a sec to get my composure together.

Pedophile? I'm 23 and she's 15. She is matured and have her own mind. She pursues me more than I her.

[NoName22]

Pedophile? I'm 23 and she's 15. She is matured and have her own mind. She pursues me more than I her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-tqRzenPQ

[ShaqAttack3234]

Pedophile? I'm 23 and she's 15. She is matured and have her own mind. She pursues me more than I her.

No way this guy is serious. This is clearly bait.

[BaņkShot]

I would only fight posters that I know for a fact that I would kick their ass. So blondie a.k.a sergio
:applause: Some-One's-Butt-Hurt *clap* *clap* *clap*clap*clap*:applause:

[oh the horror]

No way this guy is serious. This is clearly bait.



I believe hes dead serious. He's stuck tight to the same story now for a LOOOOONG time.

[ShaqAttack3234]

Bait for what? Just people here are all on their high horse's like they wouldn't date a very beautiful young woman.

I'm no model citizen, but no, I would not **** a 15 year old, and yes, I'd gladly break anyone's nose who truly thinks that's acceptable in their 20's.

[stillat!Tdamnit]

I would only fight posters that I know for a fact that I would kick their ass. So blondie a.k.a sergio
:lol I know right he thinks he can kick my chinese ass, ill show him some kung fu shit

[rezznor]

Pedophile? I'm 23 and she's 15. She is matured and have her own mind. She pursues me more than I her.
you ****ed a 15 year old? Thats disgusting dude.














she's much too old.

[Jackass18]

Any1 in phoenix az wona meet for some hawt sex or a fight to the death? No homo

How about a fight to the death and then some hawt sex?

[NuggetsFan]

Branslowski and multiple Laker fans :oldlol:

[stillat!Tdamnit]

I'm no model citizen, but no, I would not **** a 15 year old, and yes, I'd gladly break anyone's nose who truly thinks that's acceptable in their 20's.
yo SA dont you understand different strokes for different folks? Kinda how you still think Dwight>Yao?:lol LOL Dwight will be lucky to score 10points today. You wont break anyone's nose that's for sure.:hammerhead:

[HisAirness3]

:lol I know right he thinks he can kick my chinese ass, ill show him some kung fu shit
:confusedshrug:

[ShaqAttack3234]

You don't know the full background of my situation. So shut up. There was a 200+ post, 5000 view thread on my situation. Everything is in there, but I got it deleted because of personal jokes and attacks people were aiming at me. As if they never been attracted to a younger woman.

She may be 15, but has here own mind.

I don't give a **** about the situation, 15 is 15. Again, if you're serious, you deserve a lot worse than verbal attacks. Yes, you can get fooled by make up and how some girls that age dress, but if you know they're 15? That's when to back off, any 23 year old who knowingly f*cks a 15 year old deserves to be locked up.

[B-Low]

As if they never been attracted to a younger woman.

I want the Hope diamond too but I'm not gonna commit a felony to get it :oldlol:

[step_back]

I'd fight everyone...... At the same time because that's how I roll....:pimp:

[IcanzIIravor]

You don't know the full background of my situation. So shut up. There was a 200+ post, 5000 view thread on my situation. Everything is in there, but I got it deleted because of personal jokes and attacks people were aiming at me. As if they never been attracted to a younger woman.

She may be 15, but has here own mind.

You tell em, Vegeta ol pal. Hell she practically forced herself on you right? Mind of her own and she just overpowered you. This was in between her Girl Scout meetings right? You volunteering the take her to the junior prom too?

[NuggetsFan]

You don't know the full background of my situation. So shut up. There was a 200+ post, 5000 view thread on my situation. Everything is in there, but I got it deleted because of personal jokes and attacks people were aiming at me. As if they never been attracted to a younger woman.

She may be 15, but has here own mind.

You'd love Canada, pretty sure 16 is legal and 15 you gotta be within 3 years or some shit :oldlol: . Either way there's NO WAY you can justify 15 and 23. That's AWFUL. She's not even anywhere near finishing high school and you should be starting your life.

[rezznor]

You just don't understand. I met her through a friend one night. We all went out, she told me she was 18. I was cool with that. We went out, had a good time, I made out with her. Took her back to my place, made out with her more and that followed with sex. A few nights to a week later I went to her place, we made out on the couch, long story short, her parents walked in and looked pissed off. They asked me how old was I, I answered, and they said she was only 15. I looked at her and she looked at me with a confused lost face and said yeah she was 15. The dad looked like he wanted to pound my face in but gave me the benefit of the doubt because I didn't know.

I went home and thought about it. It's when I realized that I still had liked her, and that the only thing changed was the age number. Deal with it.
tell it to the judge, i'm sure he'd understand.

[ShaqAttack3234]

You just don't understand. I met her through a friend one night. We all went out, she told me she was 18. I was cool with that. We went out, had a good time, I made out with her. Took her back to my place, made out with her more and that followed with sex. A few nights to a week later I went to her place, we made out on the couch, long story short, her parents walked in and looked pissed off. They asked me how old was I, I answered, and they said she was only 15. I looked at her and she looked at me with a confused lost face and said yeah she was 15. The dad looked like he wanted to pound my face in but gave me the benefit of the doubt because I didn't know.

I went home and thought about it. It's when I realized that I still had liked her, and that the only thing changed was the age number. Deal with it.

:oldlol: at this punk. Of course I have to "deal with it", there's nothing I can do with both of us behind computer screens. And you'll have to deal with my posts informing you what a piece of shit you are. If you don't like it? Then don't volunteer information about your pathetic personal life.

You're right, I don't understand pedophiles, and I never will.

[IcanzIIravor]

You just don't understand. I met her through a friend one night. We all went out, she told me she was 18. I was cool with that. We went out, had a good time, I made out with her. Took her back to my place, made out with her more and that followed with sex. A few nights to a week later I went to her place, we made out on the couch, long story short, her parents walked in and looked pissed off. They asked me how old was I, I answered, and they said she was only 15. I looked at her and she looked at me with a confused lost face and said yeah she was 15. The dad looked like he wanted to pound my face in but gave me the benefit of the doubt because I didn't know.

I went home and thought about it. It's when I realized that I still had liked her, and that the only thing changed was the age number. Deal with it.

Well you won me over with this heartfelt tale of love.

[ClearYourMind]

I'm no pedophile. And fcuk you.
Vegeta was weak In DBZ

[oh the horror]

Well you won me over with this heartfelt tale of love.



Me too. Wtf were WE all thinking? Love knows no age.

[ShaqAttack3234]

I'm no pedophile. And fcuk you.

http://glennthursfundamentals.journalism.cuny.edu/files/2010/09/chris_hansen-240x300.jpg

[NuggetsFan]

Me too. Wtf were WE all thinking? Love knows no age.

That's like the slogan for Pedo's :lol

[boozehound]

Would the meeting of any two posters come to blows in real life or is everyone just an internet warrior emboldened by the anonymity of the internet?
only you shlver.

[boozehound]

I'm no pedophile. And fcuk you.
what state are you in? Just wondering. There are a couple where you might be legal.

[IcanzIIravor]

Even that black girl who died in that plane crash song about age is nothing but a number. Remember that? I bet if a sexy young 15yr old girls was with you, naked, you would freak her.

You know that is the argument pedophiles make when they are being interviewed by the police right?

Vegeta: She came on to me, officer!

Officer: Did you know she was 15?

Vegeta: After I nailed her and was then caught by her parents necking on their couch, sure....

Officer: So you broke it off?

Vegeta: Well...you see age ain't nothing but a number and she practically forces me to have sex with her!

Officer: You know the law right?

Vegeta: I'm Vegeta. I make the law!

Officer: Jesus...this isn't anime. Get this pedophile in jail.

[step_back]

Even that black girl who died in that plane crash song about age is nothing but a number. Remember that? I bet if a sexy young 15yr old girls was with you, naked, you would freak her.

She married R.Kelly for **** sake!!!!

[boozehound]

Texas.
oh shit. just take her to del rio and marry her.

[Lebowsky]

You know that is the argument pedophiles make when they are being interviewed by the police right?

Vegeta: She came on to me, officer!

Officer: Did you know she was 15?

Vegeta: After I nailed her and was then caught by her parents necking on their couch, sure....

Officer: So you broke it off?

Vegeta: Well...you see age ain't nothing but a number and she practically forces me to have sex with her!

Officer: You know the law right?

Vegeta: I'm Vegeta. I make the law!

Officer: Jesus...this isn't anime. Get this pedophile in jail.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Jailblazers7]

Of course he's from Texas. It had to be either that or WV. :oldlol:

[Lebowsky]

Why must every thread I enter, I get flamed by lesser fools?

This is why I take long breaks from this forum.

And a part of us dies inside every time you leave.

[mattevans11]

E-thuggary is the COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEESSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[boozehound]

Why must every thread I enter, I get flamed by lesser fools?

This is why I take long breaks from this forum.
because you post like an ignorant racist and engage in statutory rape?

[Hazard]

I try to channel my aggression in positive ways, but if someone puts me in the wrong mind state I no longer take responsibility for my actions. This can be said to anyone I meet in real life or any poster on this board. Obviously I wouldn't travel cross country to find some 15 year old punk to teach him a lesson in life, I'm not that unstable.

[ShaqAttack3234]

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/PP__john-wayne-gacy.jpg

"But, but, age is just a number.....those kids came on to me!"

[IcanzIIravor]

Why must every thread I enter, I get flamed by lesser fools?

This is why I take long breaks from this forum.

I clown you when you go on a racist bender. You have enough issues messing with girls who still go to sunday school, so I have to keep you from going full on racist for your own good.

I bet in a few years we are going to hear you moved to Thailand.

[Gr00vy Baby]

That being said if I ever meet Starface I will break his nose.


lol delicious jealousy is delicious.

CREEPY fixation is def CREEPY tho.


American beauty dad midlife crisis MFer lol, cornball living a life of resentment. :roll:

[Lebowsky]

I clown you when you go on a racist bender. You have enough issues messing with girls who still go to sunday school, so I have to keep you from going full on racist for your own good.

I bet in a few years we are going to hear you moved to Thailand.

Damn you're on a roll as of late. You're making me lol quite a lot tonight :oldlol:

[boozehound]

1. I am no racist.

2. She loves me and I love her. So what ever you are talking about straight bull.
well, I have seen you make multiple racist comments.

and, you have freely admitted to ******lly penetrating an underage girl. Thats statutory rape in texas.

[IcanzIIravor]

Too bad I'm not into little boys.

Is this an admission that you are into little girls? Admission is the first step to getting help for a problem. This is called progress.

[DonDadda59]

Pedophile? I'm 23 and she's 15. She is matured and have her own mind. She pursues me more than I her.

To be fair, you did kind of rig the game...

http://punditonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/free-candy-truck-1.jpg

[pete's montreux]

I would fist fight phoenix18, but then we'd make up and probably have the hood open on one of our cars eventually.

[pete's montreux]

I'm now realizing that post might have set the modern ISH record for most homosexual undertones in a single sentence.

[lilojmayo]

I have always wanted to know the consensus ruling on age now that I am getting a little bit older ( though technically still a teenager age wise ).

15 year old girl 17 year old guy
15 year old girl 18 year old guy
15 year old girl 19 year old guy
15 year old girl 20 year old guy


16 year old girl 17 year old guy
16 year old girl 18 year old guy
16 year old girl 19 year old guy
16 year old girl 20 year old guy



where is the line drawn before it gets creepy or even pedo ish

[Jasper]

I have always wanted to know the consensus ruling on age now that I am getting a little bit older ( though technically still a teenager age wise ).

15 year old girl 17 year old guy
15 year old girl 18 year old guy
15 year old girl 19 year old guy
15 year old girl 20 year old guy


16 year old girl 17 year old guy
16 year old girl 18 year old guy
16 year old girl 19 year old guy
16 year old girl 20 year old guy



where is the line drawn before it gets creepy or even pedo ish

14 year old guy , 20 year old girl :confusedshrug: :D

if the babe is 17- 18 and your 18 or older , I'd say a.o.k.

[Jasper]

I would beat Starface up.

I'd possibly pay to see DW fight RC :oldlol:

[rufuspaul]

lol delicious jealousy is delicious.

CREEPY fixation is def CREEPY tho.


American beauty dad midlife crisis MFer lol, cornball living a life of resentment. :roll:

Yeah I'd much rather be an unemployed college dropout asswipe with no friends and delusions of grandeur.

And a bloody nose if you ever come near me.

[mlh1981]

http://insidehoops.com/forum/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=50

[ashbelly]

:oldlol: @ this vegeta guy.

[lilojmayo]

14 year old guy , 20 year old girl :confusedshrug: :D

if the babe is 17- 18 and your 18 or older , I'd say a.o.k.

makes sense.

[AirTupac]

I have always wanted to know the consensus ruling on age now that I am getting a little bit older ( though technically still a teenager age wise ).

15 year old girl 17 year old guy
15 year old girl 18 year old guy
15 year old girl 19 year old guy
15 year old girl 20 year old guy


16 year old girl 17 year old guy
16 year old girl 18 year old guy
16 year old girl 19 year old guy
16 year old girl 20 year old guy

where is the line drawn before it gets creepy or even pedo ish


15 year old girl 17 year old guy - Perfectly fine
15 year old girl 18 year old guy - Cool
15 year old girl 19 year old guy - Creepy, is she a slut? is the guy a loser?
15 year old girl 20 year old guy - WTF??!

16 year old girl 17 year old guy - Good stuff
16 year old girl 18 year old guy - Nice
16 year old girl 19 year old guy - Cool
16 year old girl 20 year old guy - Creepy-ish

I'd say 5 years = Pedoish if they are still in the teens.
4 Years = You wonder why the guy / girl is dating the younger person
3 Years = Not really a problem
2 Years = It's fine
1 Year = Perfectly fine.

[lilojmayo]

15 year old girl 17 year old guy - Perfectly fine
15 year old girl 18 year old guy - Cool
15 year old girl 19 year old guy - Creepy, is she a slut? is the guy a loser?
15 year old girl 20 year old guy - WTF??!

16 year old girl 17 year old guy - Good stuff
16 year old girl 18 year old guy - Nice
16 year old girl 19 year old guy - Cool
16 year old girl 20 year old guy - Creepy-ish

Seems to be about a 3 year difference. Which seems about right also.

[ALBballer]

No. I don't see the point in getting upset over what some poster said on teh internetz.

[wheyhigh]

15 year old girl 17 year old guy - Perfectly fine
15 year old girl 18 year old guy - Cool
15 year old girl 19 year old guy - Creepy, is she a slut? is the guy a loser?
15 year old girl 20 year old guy - WTF??!

16 year old girl 17 year old guy - Good stuff
16 year old girl 18 year old guy - Nice
16 year old girl 19 year old guy - Cool
16 year old girl 20 year old guy - Creepy-ish

I'd say 5 years = Pedoish if they are still in the teens.
4 Years = You wonder why the guy / girl is dating the younger person
3 Years = Not really a problem
2 Years = It's fine
1 Year = Perfectly fine.
this should be stickied and made official federal non-official law. :bowdown:

[lilojmayo]

No. I don't see the point in getting upset over what some poster said on teh internetz.

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhBtdQvDJLQy55M05q

some people take it seriously if one tries to be an e-thug see video

[playtetris]

i would never deliberately go out of my way to fight anyone, but if someone talked shit to me in real life then yeah i would throw down.

[GhostDeini32]

i would never deliberately go out of my way to fight anyone, but if someone talked shit to me in real life then yeah i would throw down.

**** you phaagggg!

come and get me nuggga!

[playtetris]

**** you phaagggg!

come and get me nuggga!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOxA5DN72-8

[B-Low]

lol in that Charlie Z link I found this vid. Anyone know the story behind it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFbJaJ20_8I&feature=related

Did they ever fight?

[ROCSteady]

Erudus And Hawker Come To Mind

[hayden695]

To be fair, you did kind of rig the game...

http://punditonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/free-candy-truck-1.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I'd take vapids lunch money, just to double my yearly income.

Sorry lame joke was lame.

[Gr00vy Baby]

Yeah I'd much rather be an unemployed college dropout asswipe with no friends and delusions of grandeur.

And a bloody nose if you ever come near me.


I love how this old geeky dentist is trying to be a tough guy online saying he'd punch some kid who HE started stalking in the first place after I posted some pics and threw rufuspaul into an envious rage.

You're an old man with buck teeth and a combover. You make corny jokes at a message board full of virtual adolescents, trying to fit in and recapture your youth. The worst part is that whenever there's a female poster here, you're always one of the people making sexually suggestive comments to her. And you're always making awkward and overt innuendo whenever a poster shows a pic of a girl he's been stuffing.

You absolutely reek of bitterness and resentment and disappointment. Trying to recapture the glory days you never had. LOL at you breaking my nose. Your joints creek if you don't apply your arthritis cream every morning. And just looking at your goofy face and build I can tell you never played a sport in your life. You're an old man trying too hard to be cool, shamelessly threatening violence on some kid you dont even know, just cuz he makes you feel angsty and hostile because of your boring life. The truth is I'd knock you completely out cold, not that I'd ever brag about it cuz the whole thing would be more sad than funny, altho definitely still funny.

Do you listen to yourself as you make your little e-attacks on me??? Think about where you supposedly are in life and where I am? The fact that I even register on your radar, let alone put you in a little jealously frenzy speaks volumes about you. Sad, hilarious volumes.

[kentatm]

Bait for what? Just people here are all on their high horse's like they wouldn't date a very beautiful young woman.


:roll:

15?

no. sorry.

you a pedo

[IlliniFan]

If Starface is as big a douche as he portrays on here, then yeah I'd probably fight him. Don't think he would talk like that to anyone in real life though. He's an internet tough guy. He's the only person on here that comes to mind though.

[Scientist]

Fatass pete, but i don't think it would last too long.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7910/image000krr.th.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/image000krr.jpg/)

[rufuspaul]

The truth is I'd knock you completely out cold,

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You'd run and hide like a little girl. You were too scared to even pick up the phone when Lamar and Deuce called you. You spew all kinds of bogus shit on here, following me around from thread to thread like a professional stalker, making new gimmick accounts as your old ones get banned just so you can cling to my nuts, but when a poster actually called your bluff irl you were too scared to stand up for yourself, even by long distance.

Keep living the fantasy Starface. You're good at that tough guy.:oldlol:

[thebirdman]

well while we are on the subject of posters fighting, and i heard charlie's name mentioned earlier, here is a little update.

a lot of shit has happened recently, a lot more shit has of course been talked about and not happened. so anyway last night we got relatively close to another oleg situation, this time with a different poster.

as some of you know charlie is constantly calling ppl out then ducking them. and he did so again yesterday, although this time charlie's prospective opponent has a video, filmed outside z's appartment, as he tried to make this fight happen. he called charlie's phone and his dad picked up. you can hear charlie freaking out in the background and mr zelenoff calls his son "a sick man". i suppose the night went pretty much as we expected it to really. here is the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ExposingZelenoff#p/a/u/0/KAkGyGB015Y

[PurpleChuck]

Imma give everything I got to joyner if I face him. I dunno if I'm considered big or little, but I know he's gonna get everything from me that stat whore.:mad:

[Hawker]

Erudus And Hawker Come To Mind

Really? I think this is the first time I've ever responded to a post by you. Don't ever remember having beef with you at any point. Weird.

[Dolphin]

Really? I think this is the first time I've ever responded to a post by you. Don't ever remember having beef with you at any point. Weird.

In my dreams we have sex....you and I.

[ROCSteady]

Really? I think this is the first time I've ever responded to a post by you. Don't ever remember having beef with you at any point. Weird.

We don't have beef. You've actually evolved into a much more enlightened individual since going away to school. You're still a nancy boy but I was half kidding. Your comments don't bug me anymore. It was heartwarming when you met up with other ISH posters while on internship in Bakersfield. Petroleum engineerging is an esteemed profession :cheers: Still a virgin?

[rufuspaul]

Still a virgin?

I think Hawker shed that label some time ago.

[Lebowsky]

well while we are on the subject of posters fighting, and i heard charlie's name mentioned earlier, here is a little update.

a lot of shit has happened recently, a lot more shit has of course been talked about and not happened. so anyway last night we got relatively close to another oleg situation, this time with a different poster.

as some of you know charlie is constantly calling ppl out then ducking them. and he did so again yesterday, although this time charlie's prospective opponent has a video, filmed outside z's appartment, as he tried to make this fight happen. he called charlie's phone and his dad picked up. you can hear charlie freaking out in the background and mr zelenoff calls his son "a sick man". i suppose the night went pretty much as we expected it to really. here is the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ExposingZelenoff#p/a/u/0/KAkGyGB015Y

Alright, if anybody needed further proof that Zelenoff is mentally ill, there it is. His father calling him a "sick man" the way he did is quite revealing. He won't end well.

[boozehound]

I love how this old geeky dentist is trying to be a tough guy online saying he'd punch some kid who HE started stalking in the first place after I posted some pics and threw rufuspaul into an envious rage.

You're an old man with buck teeth and a combover. You make corny jokes at a message board full of virtual adolescents, trying to fit in and recapture your youth. The worst part is that whenever there's a female poster here, you're always one of the people making sexually suggestive comments to her. And you're always making awkward and overt innuendo whenever a poster shows a pic of a girl he's been stuffing.

You absolutely reek of bitterness and resentment and disappointment. Trying to recapture the glory days you never had. LOL at you breaking my nose. Your joints creek if you don't apply your arthritis cream every morning. And just looking at your goofy face and build I can tell you never played a sport in your life. You're an old man trying too hard to be cool, shamelessly threatening violence on some kid you dont even know, just cuz he makes you feel angsty and hostile because of your boring life. The truth is I'd knock you completely out cold, not that I'd ever brag about it cuz the whole thing would be more sad than funny, altho definitely still funny.

Do you listen to yourself as you make your little e-attacks on me??? Think about where you supposedly are in life and where I am? The fact that I even register on your radar, let alone put you in a little jealously frenzy speaks volumes about you. Sad, hilarious volumes.
to be fair, you are a 25? 26? year old guy, not a kid. Hows the hollywood thing going? Still lazing around with delusions of grandeur? Waiting for daddy to re-up that Fidelity account so you can go stare down and creep out asian chicks at the club?

[Hawker]

We don't have beef. You've actually evolved into a much more enlightened individual since going away to school. You're still a nancy boy but I was half kidding. Your comments don't bug me anymore. It was heartwarming when you met up with other ISH posters while on internship in Bakersfield. Petroleum engineerging is an esteemed profession :cheers: Still a virgin?

Lost it on New Years. :cheers:

[GhostDeini32]

Lost it on New Years. :cheers:

haven't we met in bakersfield before?

[Hawker]

haven't we met in bakersfield before?

No. I never met anybody from ISH in bakersfield. I met a couple ISH posters when I roadtripped around California (when I lived in Bakersfield) and ended up in Palo Alto (Poorlilrich and b4life).

I only lived in Bakersfield for a summer for an internship. It was interesting to live in California to say the least. In 'n Out is severely overrated.

[boozehound]

Lost it on New Years. :cheers:
roommate roofied you huh?

[ROCSteady]

Lost it on New Years. :cheers:

Congrats amigo! Was it what you expected? Who was the lucky girl that let you split her taco?

[Hawker]

Congrats amigo! Was it what you expected? Who was the lucky girl that let you split her taco?

Let's just say I drank too much rum...and the girl was a bit on the heavy side and she was mulatto. A funny story to talk about with friends regardless.

I really put in no effort. I just got really drunk and somehow ended up falling in some *****.

[GhostDeini32]

No. I never met anybody from ISH in bakersfield. I met a couple ISH posters when I roadtripped around California (when I lived in Bakersfield) and ended up in Palo Alto (Poorlilrich and b4life).

I only lived in Bakersfield for a summer for an internship. It was interesting to live in California to say the least. In 'n Out is severely overrated.

you weren't at a hotel with some guys from an oil petroleum thing and i wasn't playing basketball with my friend.. there was free beer... your from texas right?

have you ever posted a pic, i was sure i met you before.

[boozehound]

Let's just say I drank too much rum...and the girl was a bit on the heavy side and she was mulatto. A funny story to talk about with friends regardless.

I really put in no effort. I just got really drunk and somehow ended up falling in some *****.
wait. I thought premarital sex was dumb and a risk not worth taking? All these years and then you threw it down some skanky drunk hole? Sorry to hear that. Did you wrap it?

[ROCSteady]

Let's just say I drank too much rum...and the girl was a bit on the heavy side and she was mulatto. A funny story to talk about with friends regardless.

I really put in no effort. I just got really drunk and somehow ended up falling in some *****.

Hey man, can't catch the unicorn until you slap a donkey or two

[Hawker]

wait. I thought premarital sex was dumb and a risk not worth taking? All these years and then you threw it down some skanky drunk hole? Sorry to hear that. Did you wrap it?

That was just an excuse.

[boozehound]

That was just an excuse.
well good. glad you got your dick wet. now go chase down some of these skanky sorostitutes and go on a run!

[Ass Dan]

I'd likely slap around everyone here...

[rufuspaul]

well good. glad you got your dick wet. now go chase down some of these skanky sorostitutes and go on a run!

And remember to listen for the southern sorority mating call: "I'm like sooo drunk!"

[PowerGlove]

Hawker got some!

Good for him.

[RidonKs]

And remember to listen for the southern sorority mating call: "I'm like sooo drunk!"
:oldlol:

[Hawker]

you weren't at a hotel with some guys from an oil petroleum thing and i wasn't playing basketball with my friend.. there was free beer... your from texas right?

have you ever posted a pic, i was sure i met you before.

Uh, no. I have posted a pic though. I'm trying to remember if I've ever met you. I only stayed at a hotel in Bakersfield for the first few days and I don't remember going to a nearby gym and seeing people play basketball.

Yes, I'm from Texas. I never organized a meet up with anybody IN BAKERSFIELD on ISH. Only in Palo Alto.

[KingBeasley08]

I would wreck some of those Rose homers :lol (not the poster Rose tho)

[Birmingham1955]

no i wouldnt

[wheyhigh]

COME AT ME!!

jk but if any ish poster lives near phoenix, i would like to chill, eat some wings.

[Legend of Josh]

I'm sure most of you would love to swing at LOJ, but you'd more than likely miss, epic fail miss, and of course you'd end up face first on the concrete - as I'd grab the back of your hair or head, and drag you towards the gutter drain... and yeah baby... face is getting pounded blood dripping down so it can mix with the doo-doo squirts from whatever metropolitan you're from.

[Rick James]

I'm sure most of you would love to swing at LOJ, but you'd more than likely miss, epic fail miss, and of course you'd end up face first on the concrete - as I'd grab the back of your hair or head, and drag you towards the gutter drain... and yeah baby... face is getting pounded blood dripping down so it can mix with the doo-doo squirts from whatever metropolitan you're from.

:pimp: dis bees the most gangster poster dawg. best ever. most talented and best looking poster on the forum. bow down to him dawgs.

[Legend of Josh]

:pimp: dis bees the most gangster poster dawg. best ever. most talented and best looking poster on the forum. bow down to him dawgs.

starface, you've been on cawk for a long time now. You even went to the extent of talking about it specifically. Now, here you are on a gimmick account which you'll probably tell the forum it's LOJ only to be found out like you always are and end up anxiously awaiting for Jeff or Steve to approve your next username... I mean, you have, honestly, a good two dozen or so by now?

:facepalm

Of all posters... you would most certainly get dealt with without mercy.

:lol

Oh wait, a guy going blad can't do that to a ******* about to make it in Hollywood.

[glidedrxlr22]

I see LakerLove420 at work everyday. Sometimes I wanna chin check him and fold him when he starts spouting off about the Lakers. Then I reconsider and just check him on the hard top. Straight up Celtic Tony Allen lock down on Kobe.

[Legend of Josh]

I see LakerLove420 at work everyday. Sometimes I wanna chin check him and fold him when he starts spouting off about the Lakers. Then I reconsider and just check him on the hard top. Straight up Celtic Tony Allen lock down on Kobe.

LakerLove420 is a tool and he'd surely get the gutter drain method.

[Lakerlove420]

I've been owning you for two days straight in user cp and you haven't said nothing.. you've got nothing on me. You think that you are the top poster on this board or something. You are so full of sh*t Josh.. who do you think you are anyway..

[glidedrxlr22]

Glidedrxlr22 standing in between LOJ and LL420 holding them apart. :eek:

[Rick James]

starface, you've been on cawk for a long time now. You even went to the extent of talking about it specifically. Now, here you are on a gimmick account which you'll probably tell the forum it's LOJ only to be found out like you always are and end up anxiously awaiting for Jeff or Steve to approve your next username... I mean, you have, honestly, a good two dozen or so by now?

:facepalm

Of all posters... you would most certainly get dealt with without mercy.

:lol

Oh wait, a guy going blad can't do that to a ******* about to make it in Hollywood.

dawg, i'm not starface dawg. just want you to show me the ways dawg. is suck yo dikk dawg.

[Lakerlove420]

http://tech2.in.com/media/images/img_4655_tmnt_2d.jpg

April: "Joshypoo I love you kiss kiss kiss
I love your green bald head ..
Oh Josh.. you know how to type so good.. oh the world revolves around you.
(baby talk---> yes it does..oh yes it does..

Josh: "yeah..yeah it does. I own the internet.. and there is this basketball board that I am in charge of. I say how everybody is.."




this is the kinda stuff that Josh is really thinking about.^^^

[Legend of Josh]

http://tech2.in.com/media/images/img_4655_tmnt_2d.jpg

April: "Joshypoo I love you kiss kiss kiss
I love your green bald head ..
Oh Josh.. you know how to type so good.. oh the world revolves around you.
(baby talk---> yes it does..oh yes it does..

Josh: "yeah..yeah it does. I own the internet.. and there is this basketball board that I am in charge of. I say how everybody is.."




this is the kinda stuff that Josh is really thinking about.^^^

False. You fail. LOJ is Raphael. Not Donatello. LOL. See me jerkin' off in the background. I practice safe sex like that.

[Legend of Josh]

I've been owning you for two days straight in user cp and you haven't said nothing.. you've got nothing on me. You think that you are the top poster on this board or something. You are so full of sh*t Josh.. who do you think you are anyway..

Really? You've been owning... me? Me?

:lol

[Lakerlove420]

Really? You've been owning... me? Me?

:lol

yes..really. owning you.. yes you.
I don't see any other life deprived desperate looking turtles around here named Josh.. do you?

you should really get over yourself, the way you carry yourself in here is bound to spill over into your own life and somebody is going to bring you back down to reality..who knows ..you probably think you can fly or some weird super human sh*t and you're gonna get hurt..

you are a super human right?
above us all?

[boozehound]

I've been owning you for two days straight in user cp and you haven't said nothing.. you've got nothing on me. You think that you are the top poster on this board or something. You are so full of sh*t Josh.. who do you think you are anyway..
Mr. Bigshot! Who do you think you are?

[Lakerlove420]

Mr. Bigshot! Who do you think you are?

haha I alwas think of that Carls Jr. commercial when I here that song

[EricGordon23]

I would fight Vegeta and That dude who said all white guys fear me.

[Lebron23]

Yes

If a poster insults me or punch me in the face. I will definitely fight him. My dad taught me how to fight.

[GOBB]

Yes

If a poster insults me or punch me in the face. I will definitely fight him. My dad taught me how to fight.

I doubt you would fight someone if they insulted you. Guess it depends on the insult. But you're less likely to fight someone over a verbal assault vs someone physically assaulting you.

[Lebron23]

I doubt you would fight someone if they insulted you. Guess it depends on the insult. But you're less likely to fight someone over a verbal assault vs someone physically assaulting you.


Racist insults.

[magic chiongson]

i'll fight anyone at least 30 lbs smaller than me :D

[millwad]

I'd put Goduzki to sleep.

[GOBB]

Racist insults.

I can see that.

[LilKateMoss]

Yes

If a poster insults me or punch me in the face. I will definitely fight him. My dad taught me how to fight.

There are several problems with this post, however:

1. In order to punch another poster in the face, your little pilipino transexual streetwhore ass would need to be allowed to leave the sweat shop you spend 18 hours a day in, which is not ever going to happen.

2. Your little ladyboy ass is 90 pounds soaking wet. The only thing you're ever going to use your fist for is fisting your oversized asshole on some German tourists' demand.

3. Your dad couldn't get his aids ridden corpse out of bed if his the shack your family of 30 live in was on fire, let alone teach your retarded ass how to fight.

[Lebron23]

I am LeBron23's step son. He F*cked my mom last night.

I'll knock you out. Please post with your real account.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Depends on mood and environment.

If you feel liek the world's against you and you have nothing going for your life and you got that rage, then of course.

If not, then rational peacefulness lol.

[Styles p]

bladers and gundress