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jstern
02-17-2011, 01:42 AM
Born February 17, 1963

Rose
02-17-2011, 01:43 AM
:applause:

Collie
02-17-2011, 01:48 AM
Conspiracy, Stern caused LAL to lose to his team, the Bobcats and Cavs as a birthday gift.

DuMa
02-17-2011, 01:53 AM
http://beliketike.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/michael-jordan-cigar.jpg

ashbelly
02-17-2011, 01:55 AM
HE DA GOAT

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 01:58 AM
Cool stuff Jstern. To celebrate, here's a couple clips of MJ at half his current age (24) doing what he do so well :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heRgvi5ePg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGsQEB-rl9E&feature=related

Career .557 TS%
02-17-2011, 01:59 AM
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michaeljordan.jpg

ashbelly
02-17-2011, 02:03 AM
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michaeljordan.jpg


:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Lebron23
02-17-2011, 02:05 AM
Happy Birthday to the God of Basketball.

Career .557 TS%
02-17-2011, 02:12 AM
Happy Birthday to the God of Basketball.
kobe's birthday is in august not february. :no:

AirGauge23
02-17-2011, 02:17 AM
kobe's birthday is in august not february. :no:

Shut up, you little bastard.

cody1889
02-17-2011, 02:21 AM
Why didn't I get school off today? I thought it was a national holiday.

juju151111
02-17-2011, 02:22 AM
Goat

miller-time
02-17-2011, 06:02 AM
http://npinopunintended.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/aagk122magic-johnson-michael-jordan-posters.jpg

http://www.mancavesports.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jordanbarkley.jpeg

http://hoopsapedia.webs.com/jordan-ewing_display_image.jpg

http://www.clap.name/images/reggie4.jpg

http://thebestten.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/jordan-thomas.jpg

http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/805402.jpg

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5924/71287371.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/Shawn%20Kemp/n%20Payton/e9d5cd4e.jpg

allabouthawks
02-17-2011, 06:42 AM
Why didn't I get school off today? I thought it was a national holiday.
Haha reped

King Lebron LBJ
02-17-2011, 07:03 AM
:cheers:

beermonsteroo
02-17-2011, 07:16 AM
Happy Birthday Michael! :party: :party: :party:

Alonzo Magic
02-17-2011, 10:35 AM
Shut up, you little bastard.

:oldlol:

Mr. I'm So Rad
02-17-2011, 10:39 AM
Happy Birthday to the God of Basketball.

Michael is not the God, he's the GOAT. Happy Birthday MJ :rockon:

I wonder if they put the amount of candles on his cake equal to his age or his number of awards? They would probably be the same :pimp:

creepingdeath
02-17-2011, 10:41 AM
Congrats to the arguably best ever. :bowdown:

Rake2204
02-17-2011, 10:44 AM
Happy Birthday, sir.
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030211/sp10.jpg

alenleomessi
02-17-2011, 10:44 AM
Happy Birthday to the GOAT

NoName22
02-17-2011, 10:50 AM
kobe's birthday is in august not february. :no:

This.


Hope this false prophet suffers a tragic death for fooling all these weak minded people :facepalm

sipitri
02-17-2011, 10:50 AM
Two years until his comeback :applause:

leopoldstotch
02-17-2011, 11:01 AM
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michaeljordan.jpg

as the days pass, i am starting to wonder if his cigar is more of trademark symbol associated with him than his tongue when he went up in the air. all those postgame finals celebrations, he has a cigar in his mouth or hand. :lol

GOAT

PurpleChuck
02-17-2011, 11:02 AM
This.


Hope this false prophet suffers a tragic death for fooling all these weak minded people :facepalm
You guys have to ****in' find a way to drag Kobe into EVERY thread with MJ. Even his birthday? Really?:facepalm :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Anyways, happy bday to the GOAT basketballer.

Glide2keva
02-17-2011, 11:07 AM
You guys have to ****in' find a way to drag Kobe into EVERY thread with MJ. Even his birthday? Really?:facepalm :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Anyways, happy bday to the GOAT basketballer.
And they say Jordan fans are bad :facepalm

NoName22
02-17-2011, 11:08 AM
You guys have to ****in' find a way to drag Kobe into EVERY thread with MJ. Even his birthday? Really?:facepalm :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Anyways, happy bday to the GOAT basketballer.

uMad MJ is a false prophet & the son of Satan ?

Nelson14
02-17-2011, 11:09 AM
kobe's birthday is in august not february. :no:
:oldlol:

PurpleChuck
02-17-2011, 11:10 AM
uMad MJ is a false prophet & the son of Satan ?
No one should be mad at all. It's a guy's birthday for god sake!!!!:facepalm

NoName22
02-17-2011, 11:18 AM
No one should be mad at all. It's a hell of a *******'s birthday for god sake!!!!:facepalm

fixed for more accuracy

Calabis
02-17-2011, 11:18 AM
uMad MJ is a false prophet & the son of Satan ?

Well if the Messiah is missing 16 shots like last night, against the worst team in basketball then we are all screwed. At least Satan brought consistency.

Happy Birthday to the evil GOAT

ashbelly
02-17-2011, 12:46 PM
Well if the Messiah is missing 16 shots like last night, against the worst team in basketball then we are all screwed. At least Satan brought consistency.

Happy Birthday to the evil GOAT
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Repped.

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 12:48 PM
To all the kobe stans
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg

Glide2keva
02-17-2011, 01:15 PM
To all the kobe stans
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg

OOOHHH!!!!!! That's gonna leave a mark!!!!!!!

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 01:15 PM
Well if the Messiah is missing 16 shots like last night, against the worst team in basketball then we are all screwed. At least Satan brought consistency.

Happy Birthday to the evil GOAT

Repped Like a Mufhucka For real doe like (or whatever these kids say today lol).

NoName has got to be the most bitter Jordan hater on this board. Tell the truth dawg, you Jordan's illegitimate son who denied you fathership and child support even after a paternity test... I'll take that, because any excuse short of that for your level of hate means you got serious issues youngster.

Get it straight son. Your "God" is a Chucking Maniac who worships Mike like you worship Kobe. Got it?



Hope this false prophet suffers a tragic death for fooling all these weak minded people


Funny, doesn't look like your "God" had any complaints about being fooled :rolleyes:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5eJc2kVHrjhFbH-XsjvQnAKwU7tAfRlvFjR6A5rrsBv2APjMN-w&t=1

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3263/2448558472_d00dc7d48c.jpg

I mean, how the f@ck you gone be God, and be fooled by Satan?

jstern
02-17-2011, 01:31 PM
To all the kobe stans
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg
I counted 40 items.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 01:59 PM
So we gonna act like nikkas wearing a jersey means anything?

These cac's don't know sh*t. I remember going to the bar with a pirates fitted cap and some white dude approached me like I was actually a fan of the team. :facepalm

Just look at bow wow. He said ''Kobe is average'' but look at the jersey he got on:

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000kdMMkfUEBd0/s

Mr. I'm So Rad
02-17-2011, 02:05 PM
This.


Hope this false prophet suffers a tragic death for fooling all these weak minded people :facepalm

:lol

Mr. I'm So Rad
02-17-2011, 02:06 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Repped.

Like your rep means anything :roll:

Disaprine
02-17-2011, 02:07 PM
Like your rep means anything :roll:
:roll:

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 02:09 PM
OOOHHH!!!!!! That's gonna leave a mark!!!!!!!


Can't wait to see mgay stans rage and go on tirades when Kobe retires with 6/7 rings and retires as the all time scoring leader.

ESPN and most casual fans will hype him to be the greatest. Doesn't necessarily mean it would be true, but it will be so nice to watch all the haters rage.

Mr. I'm So Rad
02-17-2011, 02:16 PM
Your neg doesn't do anything either ashbelly :roll:

DuMa
02-17-2011, 02:20 PM
Now they jealous of mj's birthday? Hilarious

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 02:21 PM
NE1:

So we gonna act like nikkas wearing a jersey means anything?

These cac's don't know sh*t. I remember going to the bar with a pirates fitted cap and some white dude approached me like I was actually a fan of the team.

Just look at bow wow. He said ''Kobe is average'' but look at the jersey he got on:


It's not about Bow Wow. It's about how you Kobe Stans can't keep your narrow azzes out of threads that have nothing to do with him. The thread title is "Happy 48 Michael Jordan" PERIOD. Now, if it was " 48 MJ vs. 32 Kobe" I can see a point.

But you guys insist on f@cking up any and every thread with that peanut head azz chucker, and in the process, continue to get served in threads that could've been peaceful. Nobody mentioned Kobe, made any comparisons or anything. Your right hand man NoName needs to get therapy with that level of hatred he has for Mike, straight up.

As far as Kobe in the MJ jersey, the point is kobe looked up to Mike, and everybody knows it. If you calling Kobe God, Ima let you know where your God got got his swag from The pics wouldn't have been brought out had your boy kept his mouth shut. If you don't like MJ cool, but the personal attacks are getting ridiculous.

ZGalifianakis
02-17-2011, 02:22 PM
To all the kobe stans
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg
http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz133/BeeKee_2010/kobe.gif
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/WooDyWooD_PaCKeR/193014521l4ho.gif
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/WooDyWooD_PaCKeR/6163613_m.gif

Troll denied
Kobe played with worse cast and in better era
Kobe > Jordan

Disaprine
02-17-2011, 02:26 PM
10+ pages book it. :lol

catch24
02-17-2011, 02:32 PM
Repped Like a Mufhucka For real doe like (or whatever these kids say today lol).

ROFL, I don't even know what "doe like" means, but everytime I read it it looks funny as shit.

And you gotta love the Kobe stans ruining this thread. Their man crush knows no bounds.

Robens24
02-17-2011, 02:37 PM
Happy birthday MJ :cheers:

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 02:45 PM
Stupid, repulsive garbage removed

cody1889
02-17-2011, 02:56 PM
Kobe plays in the no defense era. No hand checking. Give Jordan no hand checking. he would average 35 at least.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 02:57 PM
Repped Like a Mufhucka For real doe like (or whatever these kids say today lol).


http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/old.gif

rodman91
02-17-2011, 03:01 PM
Nah if Kobe looked up to cheese eyes then he would have had his pops blasted.

Not the case though. Kobe actually had a fall out with his parents, but made peace with them.

Kobe just patterned his game after that bald headed chucker. He toke some of his moves and skill set and made it better. Didn't look up to him though.

Kobe isn't a self hating coon, he didn't get married to a b!tch that looks like prince, he dosen't rock a Hitler mustache, he didn't punch his teammate in the face and sure isn't a stubborn, heartless, greedy bastard that got his pops blasted.

Kobe is the people's champ. :cheers:

WATCH OUT KOBE'S PEOPLE...
:roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBsg43cdTc :facepalm :roll: :lol :oldlol: :D :banana:
http://www.buzzoutthebox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Crazy-Kobe-Fan-2.jpg

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 03:23 PM
MJ stans:

http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/9aa5e54f-4a52-4fe3-811a-99845446727a.jpg

rodman91
02-17-2011, 03:27 PM
Adult "Kobe homer" Retard on live >>>>> bad photo of a kid :lol

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 03:30 PM
WATCH OUT KOBE'S PEOPLE...
:roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBsg43cdTc :facepalm :roll: :lol :oldlol: :D :banana:
http://www.buzzoutthebox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Crazy-Kobe-Fan-2.jpg

Video is actually funny, but fake.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 03:32 PM
Adult "Kobe homer" Retard on live >>>>> bad photo of a kid :lol

live?

it's called a sketch dude....

look up Jeremy Rowley

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 03:44 PM
Can't wait to see mgay stans rage and go on tirades when Kobe retires with 6/7 rings and retires as the all time scoring leader.

ESPN and most casual fans will hype him to be the greatest. Doesn't necessarily mean it would be true, but it will be so nice to watch all the haters rage.

and he will only be half way to catching
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 03:55 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/06/ipt/1276856805.jpg

http://www.horschgallery.com/admin/uploads/Products/Product159/2655_THAM.JPG

1 more to go.

can't wait until June :cheers:

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 04:04 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/06/ipt/1276856805.jpg

http://www.horschgallery.com/admin/uploads/Products/Product159/2655_THAM.JPG

1 more to go.

can't wait until June :cheers:

Just keep in mind that your Lord and Saviour has those 1B rings on his resume as well, so he won't be quite out of the woods my brotha :cheers:

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 04:04 PM
http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/06/ipt/1276856805.jpg

http://www.horschgallery.com/admin/uploads/Products/Product159/2655_THAM.JPG

1 more to go.

can't wait until June :cheers:

1 more ring , 4 more fmvps, 4 more MVPs, 9 more scoring title, 1 more DPOY just to name a few things kobe needs in order to catch up to the GOAT
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3306/michaeljordantrophies.jpg

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 04:11 PM
asdf1990:

1 more ring , 4 more fmvps, 4 more MVPs, 9 more scoring title, 1 more DPOY just to name a few things kobe needs to catch up to the GOAT


Yep, Kobe Stans wanna f@ck up threads, we'll f@ck them up with cold hard facts and reality checks. looks like Kobe's got his work cut out for him trying to catch the Dad Killa AKA Satan :lol

rodman91
02-17-2011, 04:13 PM
live?

it's called a sketch dude....

look up Jeremy Rowley

I know its sketch but they made it look like on live :facepalm You think that kid is really become like that after watching space jam? maybe he doesn't even like Jordan. :lol

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 04:15 PM
1 more ring , 4 more fmvps, 4 more MVPs, 9 more scoring title, 1 more DPOY just to name a few things kobe needs to catch up to the GOAT
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Nah. 1 or 2 more rings and the public opinion will change of who the greatest is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 04:18 PM
I know its sketch but they made it look like on live :facepalm You think that kid is really become like that after watching space jam? maybe he doesn't even like Jordan. :lol

I actually don't know where its from.

Pretty funny though. :lol

rodman91
02-17-2011, 04:20 PM
Nah. 1 or 2 more rings and the public opinion will change of who the greatest is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

He is already compared to other legends.. :roll:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TkhlSyyP58U/TVA8MWOp0bI/AAAAAAAAH4k/HdKbFnlKuL4/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-02-07+at+1.33.09+PM.png
http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_original.jpg

Calabis
02-17-2011, 04:21 PM
Nah if Kobe looked up to cheese eyes then he would have had his pops blasted.

Not the case though. Kobe actually had a fall out with his parents, but made peace with them.

Kobe just patterned his game after that bald headed chucker. He toke some of his moves and skill set and made it better. Didn't look up to him though.

Kobe isn't a self hating coon, he didn't get married to a b!tch that looks like prince, he dosen't rock a Hitler mustache, he didn't punch his teammate in the face and sure isn't a stubborn, heartless, greedy bastard that got his pops blasted.Kobe is the people's champ. :cheers:

lmao.....this ignorant mf'er trying to talk about MJ's ex-wife, yet he fails to realize that his hero, at 20+ years of age, decided to bang a 16 year old girl and make her his wife, then he turned around and fukked/raped some white chick that looks like Andy D i c k, GTFOH!!!

rodman91
02-17-2011, 04:21 PM
I actually don't know where its from.

Pretty funny though. :lol

Haha..yeah.i loved that brainwashed face :oldlol:

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 04:22 PM
Nah. 1 or 2 more rings and the public opinion will change of who the greatest is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

45% career FG shooting and half your career as a sidekick say It ain't happening son. Your God didn't become a "Franchise" player until his 8th year in the league, and that was only because he "snitched" Shaq outta town :oldlol:

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 04:23 PM
Nah. 1 or 2 more rings and the public opinion will change of who the greatest is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

llol'd kobe is so far away from jordan, he would need 6-7 more prime years in order to come remotely close to him. Blame Jordan for setting the GOAT bar so high that it's near impossible to reach it.

Kujo
02-17-2011, 04:24 PM
Happy bbday to the GOAT.:party:

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 04:27 PM
llol'd kobe is so far away from jordan, he would need 6-7 more prime years in order to come remotely close to him. Blame Jordan for setting the GOAT bar so high that it's near impossible to reach it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

It's called public perception.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 04:41 PM
lmao.....this ignorant mf'er trying to talk about MJ's ex-wife, yet he fails to realize that his hero, at 20+ years of age, decided to bang a 16 year old girl and make her his wife, then he turned around and fukked/raped some white chick that looks like Andy D i c k, GTFOH!!!

http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/umad.gif

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 04:44 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/30/AR2010053003391.html

It's called public perception.

its called having a functional brain. Anyone who has a working brain can see how far kobe is from jordan.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 04:47 PM
its called having a functional brain. Anyone who has a working brain can see how far kobe is from jordan.

Not that far apart.

Calabis
02-17-2011, 04:48 PM
http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/umad.gif

No, not at all, I was just showing kids like u, anyone can call out anyone's personal life and point out faults, also hard to get mad when Kobestans like yourself can not bring nothing factual to the table proving Kobe is better than MJ, have fun bringing up the what ifs and hypotheticals:roll:

CelticBaller
02-17-2011, 04:52 PM
Wow seriously? kobe stans are so insecure :facepalm

8BeastlyXOIAD
02-17-2011, 04:55 PM
:hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime: :hammertime:

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 04:55 PM
Not that far apart.

aside from rings can u list other things that kobe is close to MJ in.

like ppg, playoff ppg, finals ppg etc.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 05:09 PM
No, not at all, I was just showing kids like u, anyone can call out anyone's personal life and point out faults, also hard to get mad when Kobestans like yourself can not bring nothing factual to the table proving Kobe is better than MJ, have fun bringing up the what ifs and hypotheticals:roll:



Don't see what your getting at anyway. Kobe and his wife were what 3 years apart when they met (21 & 18).

The sad thing though is that Kobe's wife is a dime and he still did a better job at cheating on his wife than Jordan did.

MJ - Got caught in legal battle and had a illegitimate kid, not too mention he had too give 50% of his earnings to his ex wife!

Kobe - caught a case...and had to settle out of court and get his wife a 4 million $ ring.

Jordan had to give up HALF of his money!...his wife didn't earn it, he did! He had to pay a lot more then Kobe had too.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 05:20 PM
aside from rings can u list other things that kobe is close to MJ in.



I actually have Jordan ranked just one spot over Kobe on the top 10 list. Also Kobe is the 2nd best SG behind Jordan.

I guarantee if he win 6-7 rings and retires as the all time leading scorer ESPN and and a good majority of casual fans will hype him as the greatest.

Ne 1
02-17-2011, 05:22 PM
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

Harrison_Barnes
02-17-2011, 05:39 PM
One of the greatest :cheers:

AirTupac
02-17-2011, 05:42 PM
Happy Birthday to Mike!

Nevaeh
02-17-2011, 05:42 PM
Don't see what your getting at anyway. Kobe and his wife were what 3 years apart when they met (21 & 18).

The sad thing though is that Kobe's wife is a dime and he still did a better job at cheating on his wife than Jordan did.

MJ - Got caught in legal battle and had a illegitimate kid, not too mention he had too give 50% of his earnings to his ex wife!

Kobe - caught a case...and had to settle out of court and get his wife a 4 million $ ring.

Jordan had to give up HALF of his money!...his wife didn't earn it, he did! He had to pay a lot more then Kobe had too.

There you go clown, RIGHT BACK to the personal stuff when you get shut down with the Basketball Facts. Is that gonna be your argument for why Kobe couldn't catch MJ? Maybe if his wife was ugly, he'd be GOAT :oldlol:

As for the Half his money thing, I'm sure Mike will be fine seeing as how NBA2k11 sold 4 million copies in 3 months, and just had a price drop for people on budgets to pick it up. Funny how game purchases can shape "Public Perception" as well. How did NBA2k10 do, by the way? (you know, the one with Kobe on the cover).

http://nba2k.gamingkarma.com/general/nba-2k11-becomes-2k-sports-fastest-selling-title-with-almost-4-million-sold-gamedaily-biz/


http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

Yep, successful at getting served left, right and center with REALITY.
Happy Birthday Mike; we serving these Trolls for you my Brotha :cheers:

Calabis
02-17-2011, 06:39 PM
Don't see what your getting at anyway. Kobe and his wife were what 3 years apart when they met (21 & 18).
The sad thing though is that Kobe's wife is a dime and he still did a better job at cheating on his wife than Jordan did.

MJ - Got caught in legal battle and had a illegitimate kid, not too mention he had too give 50% of his earnings to his ex wife!

Kobe - caught a case...and had to settle out of court and get his wife a 4 million $ ring.

Jordan had to give up HALF of his money!...his wife didn't earn it, he did! He had to pay a lot more then Kobe had too.

LMAO look here on picture (http://mediatakeout.com/40997/throwing_kobe_under_the_bus_vanessa_bryant_wears_a _pro-immigration_t-shirt____which_raises_questions_on_how_she_and_kob e_met_pics_and_details.html)

Or you can go to wiki, were it states she was 17 and he met her on a video shoot, while she was still in high school....

Rather have a kid out of wedlock, which is not his, than be charged with rape and pay the chick off to be silent, then pay 4 mil for a ring, just to keep my wife, who was trying to bang Karl Malone

Career .557 TS%
02-17-2011, 06:47 PM
I'll bump this thread on august 23rd, for a real celebration.

asdf1990
02-17-2011, 06:50 PM
I'll bump this thread on august 23rd, for a real celebration.

Is that The date Kobe raped that hotel maid?

branslowski
02-17-2011, 07:34 PM
Is that The date Kobe raped that hotel maid?

2003 called, they want their jokes back..

Jasper
02-17-2011, 07:45 PM
Born February 17, 1963

Born Feb 18, 1958

Do you think I forget MJ's burpday :confusedshrug:

Showtime
02-17-2011, 08:03 PM
I'm bored, so let's check out his birthday games:

46 PTS (21-32), 4 REB, 6 AST
27 PTS (13-23), 4 REB, 6 AST
27 PTS (10-25), 8 REB, 6 AST, 3 STL

Averages:

33 PTS (55%), 5 REB, 6 AST

dbugz
02-17-2011, 08:06 PM
http://theshoegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/michael-jordan-dunk.jpg

:cheers:

StarJordan
02-18-2011, 12:25 AM
only man to play infront of his own statue. Hail Jordan.

jstern
02-20-2011, 07:08 PM
These Kobe fan boys are in such a mission. Two angry negs saying Kobe > Jordan just for simply writing happy birthday Michael Jordan. It's so funny their psychological state.

jstern
02-17-2012, 04:31 PM
Bump. He's 49 now, and I'm not sure if any birthday threads were started already.

AlphaWolf24
02-17-2012, 06:31 PM
08/23/1988>08/23/1978 >2/17/1963

deal wit it

jbryan1984
02-17-2012, 06:33 PM
Did anyone else click on this thread prepared to say "He's 49 moron".

swi7ch
02-17-2012, 06:50 PM
That is how many points he would average if he played in this pu$$ified era.

inclinerator
02-17-2012, 07:08 PM
That is how many to he would average if he played in this pu$$ified era.
fixed

Fiba basketball
02-17-2012, 07:50 PM
Did anyone else click on this thread prepared to say "He's 49 moron".
Me , others dont want to admit but they were too .

Story Up
02-17-2012, 07:52 PM
Isn't he 49?
2012 - 1963 = 49

jstern
02-17-2012, 07:53 PM
(08/23/1988>08/23/1978 >2/17/1963) * -1

deal wit it

Fixed

jstern
02-17-2012, 07:54 PM
Isn't he 49?
2012 - 1963 = 49

Read the post above you.

Burgz
02-17-2012, 07:59 PM
thread bump fail

more post about actual age than happy birthdays lolll

Jasper
02-17-2012, 08:02 PM
only man to play infront of his own statue. Hail Jordan.
:bowdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EHINX8fm64

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMD2T-xc7J0 (I always loved his ball fake/ show them the ball moves)

Lebron23
02-17-2012, 08:03 PM
Happy Birthday @$$hole. I like you as a player, But you are one of the worst team owners in NBA History. The 2012 Bobcats are now one of the worst teams in NBA History.

Jasper
02-17-2012, 08:18 PM
Happy Birthday @$$hole. I like you as a player, But you are one of the worst team owners in NBA History. The 2012 Bobcats are now one of the worst teams in NBA History.
u are supposed to be bball smart :confusedshrug:

Small market teams either start from ground zero , or they languish in mido'crety.

Give him 5 years and get back to us.

TheMan
02-17-2012, 08:46 PM
To that fa.ggot ass Ne 1 and all you Kobe co.cksuckers, fukk off you pieces of shit, this thread is about MJ's birthday and you jackasses had to hijack this thread as if it threatened the legacy of that MJ moves stealing, Shaq snitching, shot chucking rapist.


The fukk outta here, fa.ggots



Happy BDay Greatest Of All Time :bowdown: His Airness #23

TheMan
02-17-2012, 09:30 PM
Happy Birthday @$$hole. I like you as a player, But you are one of the worst team owners in NBA History. The 2012 Bobcats are now one of the worst teams in NBA History.

MJ>x100000000000you:lol

jstern
02-17-2019, 02:17 AM
Time sure does fly. 8 Years. :wtf:

Mr Feeny
02-17-2019, 03:30 AM
Remember when Skip Bayless was convinced that MJ would unretire at 50:oldlol:

Celtics 1825
02-17-2019, 06:17 PM
u are supposed to be bball smart :confusedshrug:

Small market teams either start from ground zero , or they languish in mido'crety.

Give him 5 years and get back to us.
This sure aged well :roll:

7 years later and the Hornets are still trash and horribly run.

Smoke117
02-17-2019, 06:19 PM
This nikka's eyes always look like mine after a 5 day binge. They are always red as fukk.