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Grim
03-13-2011, 03:48 AM
...I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.













































































BODYBAG!

DirkNowitzki41
03-13-2011, 03:49 AM
nice :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

LA_Showtime
03-13-2011, 03:52 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Batz
03-13-2011, 03:53 AM
WOW!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Zedja
03-13-2011, 03:59 AM
Win :lol :lol :applause: :applause: :cheers:

DixieNourmous
03-13-2011, 04:00 AM
...I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.

:lol

dee-rose
03-13-2011, 04:02 AM
:applause: :applause: :applause:

OmniStrife
03-13-2011, 04:05 AM
A funny joke on ISH...
:eek:

O BaByShaQ
03-13-2011, 04:05 AM
nais

Bucket_Nakedz
03-13-2011, 04:06 AM
that was nice, it give me a lil chuckle.

b1imtf
03-13-2011, 04:08 AM
LOOOL :roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:

griffmoney1784
03-13-2011, 04:08 AM
look on the bright side... the first three quarters however do come with high inflation rates...

Batz
03-13-2011, 04:09 AM
that was nice, it give me a lil chuckle.
the choking is contagious. you're excused. :lol

Colby Brian
03-13-2011, 04:09 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol:

nice nice

Scholar
03-13-2011, 04:10 AM
Nice one
:oldlol:

ImmortalNemesis
03-13-2011, 04:15 AM
Didn't see it coming. :oldlol:

Hulk Hogan
03-13-2011, 04:15 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Assassin
03-13-2011, 04:19 AM
:sleeping

No really.

Great joke. :applause:

Loneshot
03-13-2011, 04:36 AM
Wow...:oldlol:

bl2k8
03-13-2011, 04:43 AM
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/i-ran-into-lebron-other-day-1509792/

Lebron23
03-13-2011, 04:51 AM
Are you his stalker?

JGXEN
03-13-2011, 04:54 AM
You look like a thrash can.
Where were you when the Heat looked like shit during the losing streak?

Nash-tastic
03-13-2011, 04:56 AM
You look like a thrash can.
What kind of insult is this?

Clippersfan86
03-13-2011, 04:56 AM
Banging your mother. You stupid Mongoloid.

Calling someone a Mongoloid means you're about as cool as Rick Moranis. Major nerd term man.

G-Funk
03-13-2011, 04:59 AM
Lmao

Lebron23
03-13-2011, 05:01 AM
Calling someone a Mongoloid means you're about as cool as Rick Moranis. Major nerd term man.


Ghostbuster is one of my favorite movies.

JGXEN
03-13-2011, 05:06 AM
Banging your mother. You stupid Mongoloid.
:lol You mad? I ain't even a mongoloid, so...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRip9YJwgSne63k-_J3_Yk6fL3tRANkwMyHlGWzOMK-bRFawxCP

Lebron23
03-13-2011, 05:08 AM
The Joke is not even funny. LeBron led the NBA in 4th quarter scoring from the 2008-2010 NBA Season.


:lol You mad? I ain't even a mongoloid, so...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRip9YJwgSne63k-_J3_Yk6fL3tRANkwMyHlGWzOMK-bRFawxCP


I ain't even mad.

ballerz
03-13-2011, 05:44 AM
...I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.













































































BODYBAG!\
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

rizzy
03-13-2011, 05:52 AM
:violin: :sleeping

probably would of been alot funnier if he wasn't the best 4th quarter player the past 5 years in a row

kumquat
03-13-2011, 06:36 AM
i lolled :roll:

brandonislegend
03-13-2011, 06:46 AM
:applause: :roll:

Magnificent

Stuckey
03-13-2011, 07:04 AM
shouldnt have included all that space, i figured out the joke a nano sec after the 75cents

Clutch
03-13-2011, 07:16 AM
nice

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dubs510
03-13-2011, 07:22 AM
nice one :lol .

I got one:
What did Kobe tell Gasol after he gave Lamar $1000?......Lamar Odom.

:roll: :roll:

Johnni Gade
03-13-2011, 07:25 AM
oooooooooh shiiiiit

Nash-tastic
03-13-2011, 07:34 AM
:violin: :sleeping

probably would of been alot funnier if he wasn't the best 4th quarter player the past 5 years in a row
Relax... Its just a joke

Faberg
03-13-2011, 08:09 AM
:applause: :applause: :applause: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

kkling
03-13-2011, 09:24 AM
Relax... Its just a joke

That people believe.

alenleomessi
03-13-2011, 09:41 AM
:oldlol: nice one

knightfall88
03-13-2011, 09:46 AM
:violin: :sleeping

probably would of been alot funnier if he wasn't the best 4th quarter player the past 5 years in a row

HAHA good one!

wow im going bananas in this thread, so many jokes

DeronMillsap
03-13-2011, 10:48 AM
Brilliant! :roll:

LastChanceToWin
03-13-2011, 10:49 AM
You stole this joke from another forum.

Eat Like A Bosh
03-13-2011, 11:01 AM
3 inflated quarters? I will take that :oldlol:

KB2009Champ
03-13-2011, 11:02 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

that was actually funny.

bron trolls, pls note that that would have been funny regardless of who it was about.

clever joke by the OP

A.R.T
03-13-2011, 11:04 AM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Optimus Prime
03-13-2011, 11:12 AM
I have to say, the OP made me chuckle. Well played. :applause:

knickscity
03-13-2011, 11:41 AM
It was funny, even the LeBron sack slurpers should be chuckling too, but of course they wouldn't.

thatoneblackguy
03-13-2011, 11:42 AM
:applause:

Harrison_Barnes
03-13-2011, 12:01 PM
Hahahah :roll:

ScolaFan
03-13-2011, 12:21 PM
Good one! :oldlol:

rizzy
03-13-2011, 12:27 PM
You stole this joke from another forum.
yup

http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/i-ran-into-lebron-other-day-1509792/



I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.



and I asked him for a dollar. Instead, he gave me 75 cents. I was like WTF!? but then I realized, he NEVER gives you the fourth quarter.

yawn

sixerfan82
03-13-2011, 12:30 PM
aahahahahahaaa:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

1rkrage
03-13-2011, 12:30 PM
i almost choked, you ****. :roll:

Dave3
03-13-2011, 12:33 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

that was actually funny.

bron trolls, pls note that that would have been funny regardless of who it was about.

clever joke by the OP
This. The joke is funny, actually, very funny, so it's ok to laugh. LeBron won't break up with you.

Draz
03-13-2011, 12:38 PM
Lmaooo

C-Webb4
03-13-2011, 12:39 PM
L-m-a-o!

DStebb716
03-13-2011, 12:39 PM
Didn't find it funny, and I hate LeBron.

AI3Anthony
03-13-2011, 12:40 PM
hahahahahahahaha

hehehehehehehehe

teeheeteeheeteehe
:lol :lol :lol
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:applause:

gilalizard
03-13-2011, 01:14 PM
You stole this joke from another forum.

He didn't say he wrote the joke.

You do realise jokes can be told more than once?

Robens24
03-13-2011, 01:23 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

beasly15
03-13-2011, 01:25 PM
BODYBAG!:roll:

Rose
03-13-2011, 01:28 PM
Oh man I'm choking over here!:roll: :roll:

pauk
03-13-2011, 01:31 PM
you have gotten it all wrong considering lebron has been the most productive 4th quarter player and the most clutch productive player past few years

LEBRON WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE 4TH QUARTER OF A DOLLAR BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DOMINATE AS MANY 4TH QUARTERS AS POSSIBLE

Zedja
03-13-2011, 01:33 PM
you have gotten it all wrong considering lebron has been the most productive 4th quarter player and the most clutch productive player past few years

LEBRON WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE 4TH QUARTER OF A DOLLAR BECAUSE HE WANTS TO DOMINATE AS MANY 4TH QUARTERS AS POSSIBLE
:wtf:

pauk
03-13-2011, 01:35 PM
:eek: :hammerhead: :violin: :sleeping
:wtf:

:wtf:

winwin
03-13-2011, 01:45 PM
lebron asslicker inscure much?

NoGunzJustSkillz
03-13-2011, 01:46 PM
What kind of insult is this?
:oldlol:

AirTupac
03-13-2011, 01:51 PM
Funny :lol

pauk
03-13-2011, 01:58 PM
lebron asslicker inscure much?

did i made this thread? no
which means

KOBE ASSLICKER INSECURE MUCH

ThaSwagg3r
03-13-2011, 01:59 PM
:applause: :roll: :roll: :roll:

boxclever
03-13-2011, 02:27 PM
This. The joke is funny, actually, very funny, so it's ok to laugh. LeBron won't break up with you.
Lebron trolls stay acting like some scorned mistresses on here :oldlol:

Grim
03-13-2011, 02:39 PM
hahahah I thought I was gonna get flamed. I seen this on another site and I HAD to post it. funny shit. I cracked up when I saw it.

Mr. I'm So Rad
03-13-2011, 02:41 PM
:roll: :roll:

Ah that's good stuff man

Doctor K
03-13-2011, 02:46 PM
...I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.



Wow people actually beliving this???


I'm callin BS. You didn't run into LeBron your whole life.

LBJ 23
03-13-2011, 02:48 PM
Wow people actually beliving this???


I'm callin BS. You didn't run into LeBron your whole life.


:wtf:

Sarcasm?

Doctor K
03-13-2011, 02:54 PM
:wtf:

Sarcasm?

Oh you guys were being sarcastic? Though I bet some people actually believed he ran into LeBron and asked for a dollar :hammerhead:

boxclever
03-13-2011, 03:41 PM
Oh you guys were being sarcastic? Though I bet some people actually believed he ran into LeBron and asked for a dollar :hammerhead:
*not sure if serious*

Maniak
03-13-2011, 03:42 PM
:oldlol: Thats awesome.

AirTupac
03-13-2011, 04:09 PM
Oh you guys were being sarcastic? Though I bet some people actually believed he ran into LeBron and asked for a dollar :hammerhead:

I don't think anyones that dumb.

Mrofir
03-13-2011, 04:39 PM
noice



if i ever see lebron james im not going to do anything but ask him for a dollar

Inactive
03-13-2011, 04:40 PM
noice



if i ever see lebron james im not going to do anything but ask him for a dollarHe'll ignore you, and you'll be escorted away by two 400 pound security guards.

Mrofir
03-13-2011, 04:40 PM
shouldnt have included all that space, i figured out the joke a nano sec after the 75cents

Simply incredible considering the punchline comes before the big space.

mans1ay3r
03-13-2011, 04:51 PM
:applause: :oldlol:

gilalizard
03-13-2011, 04:55 PM
He'll ignore you, and you'll be escorted away by two 400 pound security guards.

And the video will be confiscated.

Batz
03-13-2011, 04:56 PM
Wow people actually beliving this???


I'm callin BS. You didn't run into LeBron your whole life.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Eat Like A Bosh
03-13-2011, 05:24 PM
Great joke, but I bet you won't ever see LeBron in real life, let alone meet him.

jamal99
03-13-2011, 09:00 PM
I lol'd

Notorious D.M.C
03-13-2011, 11:04 PM
:applause:

Lebron23
03-14-2011, 12:39 AM
Great joke, but I bet you won't ever see LeBron in real life, let alone meet him.


He might meet LeBron's father in prison.

JGXEN
03-14-2011, 01:17 AM
Oh you guys were being sarcastic? Though I bet some people actually believed he ran into LeBron and asked for a dollar :hammerhead:
What a retard. I bet you belong to those peoplr who believes so. :facepalm

Pointguard
03-14-2011, 01:59 AM
Wow people actually beliving this???


I'm callin BS. You didn't run into LeBron your whole life.

Maybe the joke has a language barrier? Maybe you have to be familiar with American currency.

cavsfanatic
03-14-2011, 02:34 AM
You stole this from Twitter lmao. I seen it on there after they lost to the bulls....#fail

Meticode
03-14-2011, 02:36 AM
:violin: :sleeping

probably would of been alot funnier if he wasn't the best 4th quarter player the past 5 years in a row
I think they're referring him not being clutch when the game is on line.

Meticode
03-14-2011, 02:37 AM
Doctor K has to be a gimmick, no one can be that stupid.

Haymaker
03-14-2011, 02:51 AM
You stole this joke from another forum.

who cares? It's funny :lol

markymark
03-14-2011, 05:10 AM
He might meet LeBron's father in prison.

Huh? :oldlol:

PurpleChuck
03-14-2011, 06:32 AM
OP lame.:facepalm :no:

Nash-tastic
03-14-2011, 06:51 AM
OP lame.:facepalm :no:
Well Wade's gonna give OP the last 25 cents :D

PurpleChuck
03-14-2011, 08:43 AM
Well Wade's gonna give OP the last 25 cents :D
Oh damn joke turned gold.:pimp:

HylianNightmare
03-14-2011, 08:49 AM
tha actually made me laugh

Grim
03-14-2011, 08:58 PM
You stole this from Twitter lmao. I seen it on there after they lost to the bulls....#fail
dumba$$ read my last post ITT.

chris2010
03-14-2011, 09:50 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

welfarefan
04-28-2021, 01:32 AM
I doubt OP cares if I use this funny

LAmbruh
04-28-2021, 01:54 AM
mods?

kawhileonard2
04-28-2021, 10:09 PM
...I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, but then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter.













































































BODYBAG!

:oldlol:

Full Court
04-28-2021, 10:23 PM
How do you know when it's Lebron James' birthday?

Everybody gets to leave work 12 minutes early.




What's the first thing Lebron will do after he wins the 2021 finals?

Turn off his Playstation.




What's the difference between Lebron James and a baby?

The baby will stop whining after a while.




Why does the CDC hate Lebron?

Because even after COVID hit, he never stopped traveling.

Manny98
04-28-2021, 10:46 PM
Garbage thread

Bronbron23
04-28-2021, 11:04 PM
Garbage thread

Come on bruh. The shit ain't true but it's a good joke.