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BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 03:45 AM
Obviously they're not official, but the "Which NBA teams need new jerseys?" thread got me thinking on possible ideas for the Miami Heat. Lemme know what you guys think about this:

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1575/miamiheatconceptunis.jpg

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1575/miamiheatconceptunis.jpg

olddangerfield
03-14-2011, 03:47 AM
ugly

Rose
03-14-2011, 03:48 AM
alternate looks da bess.

YouCallILose
03-14-2011, 03:50 AM
umm...the one's on the left resemble the laker's white uni's waaay too much. just remove that ugly ass teal

chains5000
03-14-2011, 03:51 AM
Don't like them at all.

DirkNowitzki41
03-14-2011, 03:51 AM
Heat should def get new jerseys, but these are just ugly.

ballerz
03-14-2011, 03:59 AM
terrible

BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 04:00 AM
Apparently you clowns are unaware of the fact that teal & orange are the colors of Miami. What colors would you suggest? I'd love to hear this.

Lebron23
03-14-2011, 04:15 AM
Those uniforms are ugly.

cleveland
03-14-2011, 04:16 AM
this guy has just menaged to draw up the worlds ugliest basketball jersey. shits nasty :lol

Haymaker
03-14-2011, 04:17 AM
The alternate is beyond ridiculous. The black one I like a lot. The white one is not bad. it's just that, like someone else suggested, looks a lot like the Lakers'.

KG5MVP
03-14-2011, 04:18 AM
lol it takes talent to turn one of the best looking jerseys into the worst looking jersey

kidachi
03-14-2011, 04:51 AM
it's....:oldlol:

ukballer
03-14-2011, 05:00 AM
Apparently you clowns are unaware of the fact that teal & orange are the colors of Miami. What colors would you suggest? I'd love to hear this.

I don't think it's the colours which are the first problem. :oldlol:

b0bab0i
03-14-2011, 05:30 AM
Seriously reminded me of semi pro jerseys
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/6/67/Semipro.jpg

OmniStrife
03-14-2011, 06:04 AM
Seriously reminded me of semi pro jerseys
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/6/67/Semipro.jpg

:applause: :applause: :applause:

tomtucker
03-14-2011, 06:21 AM
they are called heat....logo is a ball on fire.....so black, white, yellow, red = fire.......their current uniform is cool as hell.......

ballerz
03-14-2011, 06:51 AM
Apparently you clowns are unaware of the fact that teal & orange are the colors of Miami. What colors would you suggest? I'd love to hear this.
just because there the color's of miami dont mean there not ugly as hell

prodnus
03-14-2011, 06:52 AM
One word: Hideous

knightfall88
03-14-2011, 06:54 AM
I can already see The Decision: Part 2 coming..

Faberg
03-14-2011, 07:44 AM
Thread title is misleading.

derb2k2
03-14-2011, 08:00 AM
horrible ****ing jerseys. thank god you are not a designer

Mechanixxxx
03-14-2011, 08:32 AM
Seriously reminded me of semi pro jerseys
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/6/67/Semipro.jpg

Jackie Moon is the best player/coach/owner in the history of sports!

The guy invented the alleyoop for goodness sakes!
:rockon:

StroShow4
03-14-2011, 08:38 AM
You can't be serious with that alternate jersey. Looks like something meant to be worn to the beach.

PurpleChuck
03-14-2011, 08:38 AM
:facepalm

Don't poke your business into Heat stuff.:no:

playtetris
03-14-2011, 08:41 AM
You can't be serious with that alternate jersey. Looks like something richard simmons would wear to the beach.

fixed

dbugz
03-14-2011, 08:42 AM
The left one reminds me so much of the Memphis uniform when Pau was still there.

HiphopRelated
03-14-2011, 08:49 AM
current uniforms are fine

HylianNightmare
03-14-2011, 08:51 AM
south beach style

Xover
03-14-2011, 09:00 AM
I think I speak for everyone when I say it was a good effort and even better intentions for a worthy thread. But DAYUM those some ****en ugly shitz

gasolina
03-14-2011, 09:05 AM
Didn't they come up with the "miami vice" jersey 2 years ago? I remember that thread here in ISH. The colors were neon pink + teal. They were absolutely gorgeous if you're planning on strolling in south beach

Harrison_Barnes
03-14-2011, 09:20 AM
Ugly. I know how everyone says the Heat should go with Miami's colors of orange and teal.. but they are the HEAT they should have colors that represent that.

LEFT4DEAD
03-14-2011, 09:26 AM
Heat uniforms are ones of the best in the league, so there is no need to change it.

I loved their 4th uniforms from couple a years ago. All black with just 2 vertical lines, purple and orange.

http://thelakersnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dwade.jpg

Nash
03-14-2011, 10:37 AM
Some fantastic trolling on the alternate one loooool

pauk
03-14-2011, 10:42 AM
the away ones are sick if u only removed the fugly teal color
black & yellow is a super cool mix

OriginalNameGuy
03-14-2011, 10:45 AM
Don't know if that fits the team name Miami "Heat"

pauk
03-14-2011, 10:47 AM
it would awesome if they added FLAME graphics on the unis!!!

like:

http://www.customsportsgear.com/22-170-large/mechtrix.jpg

NY-Knicks
03-14-2011, 11:44 AM
http://x69.xanga.com/e6ba30f304d3553786398/z36054430.gif

Those are horrible.

On another note, I completely agree with LEFT4DEAD. Those are crazy. Used to look for those every day on ebay and such, could never find 'em. :bowdown:

brownmamba00
03-14-2011, 12:14 PM
Heat uniforms are ones of the best in the league, so there is no need to change it.

I loved their 4th uniforms from couple a years ago. All black with just 2 vertical lines, purple and orange.

http://thelakersnation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dwade.jpg

Those are nice

http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/89E7D054.jpg

PurpleChuck
03-14-2011, 12:17 PM
it would awesome if they added FLAME graphics on the unis!!!

like:

http://www.customsportsgear.com/22-170-large/mechtrix.jpg
not sure if retard.:facepalm

crisoner
03-14-2011, 12:29 PM
http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/nike-lebron-south-beach.jpeg

Design something to match these!!!!

ashbelly
03-14-2011, 12:46 PM
OP the uni's suck.. we'll stay with what we have.

PurpleChuck
03-14-2011, 12:48 PM
OP the uni's suck.. we'll stay with what we have.
this, we can /this stupid thread now.

blablabla
03-14-2011, 01:01 PM
worst uniforms ever

NBAller
03-14-2011, 01:10 PM
Apparently you clowns are unaware of the fact that teal & orange are the colors of Miami. What colors would you suggest? I'd love to hear this.

if they change their colors to teal and orange, they'll need a new team name.

ThunderKat
03-14-2011, 01:11 PM
Did they try to steal the Dolphins colors, which are beyond ugly?

DStebb716
03-14-2011, 01:22 PM
Probably the worst uniforms I've seen since... well, ever.

BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 01:34 PM
Heat fans pissed cuz I messed with their precious team's jerseys. Not really much to build on for a team with so little worthwhile history. I mean 1 gift-wrapped championship in like 30 years of existence is a pretty sh*tty record. They almost don't even deserve a proper jersey.

Their original is a rip of the Jordan-era Bulls with it's red & black wannabe-sinister-looking color scheme, as if other teams might confuse them with the Bulls and be scared. Red & black doesn't say "heat" at all. Now teal & orange... THAT just screams hot times on South Beach.

Someone mentioned that the alternate looks like it should be worn to the beach. Exactly! That's the point. What better way to celebrate Miami beach culture than with a uni like that. All they need is flip-flops instead of sneakers and it's the perfect look. The Heat should get a lot of use from that one anyway since they'll be spending June on the beach.

I guess I offended Heat fans by not reflecting the true values and reality of the place. Maybe if the numbers were done in blow and the jersey were made of recycled condoms from man-on-man b*ttf*cking then they would feel it represents Miami a little better.

ukballer
03-14-2011, 01:38 PM
Someone seems mad because they can't accept any sort of criticism, even when it's constructive.... SMH

Dwade305
03-14-2011, 01:46 PM
Heat fans pissed cuz I messed with their precious team's jerseys. Not really much to build on for a team with so little worthwhile history. I mean 1 gift-wrapped championship in like 30 years of existence is a pretty sh*tty record. They almost don't even deserve a proper jersey.

Their original is a rip of the Jordan-era Bulls with it's red & black wannabe-sinister-looking color scheme, as if other teams might confuse them with the Bulls and be scared. Red & black doesn't say "heat" at all. Now teal & orange... THAT just screams hot times on South Beach.

Someone mentioned that the alternate looks like it should be worn to the beach. Exactly! That's the point. What better way to celebrate Miami beach culture than with a uni like that. All they need is flip-flops instead of sneakers and it's the perfect look. The Heat should get a lot of use from that one anyway since they'll be spending June on the beach.

I guess I offended Heat fans by not reflecting the true values and reality of the place. Maybe if the numbers were done in blow and the jersey were made of recycled condoms from man-on-man b*ttf*cking then they would feel it represents Miami a little better.


Accomplished the goal of your thread:hammerhead:

Nice trolling:applause:

BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 01:46 PM
Someone seems mad because they can't accept any sort of criticism, even when it's constructive.... SMH
SMH at your sh*tty country, a.k.a. Little Pakistan.

How am I mad? It's not like I'm pitching the jersey idea to earn a living. It's just a little experiment to see how some different jerseys might look.

And LOL at "constructive" criticism. What exactly is constructive about any of it? It's all a bunch of b*tthurt Heat fans saying "ugly". Wow, great feedback. I'll get on those changes immediately, cuz when you say "ugly" I know exactly WTF you're referring to.

AI3Anthony
03-14-2011, 01:57 PM
Lol! OP is mad AF!

BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 02:15 PM
Lol! OP is mad AF!
I'm f*ckin' fuming! I just kicked my dog and I think I broke its leg cuz it's hobbling around the house and looking all scared at me. They say dogs can see your soul through your eyes. He must see that I'm a f*ckin' enraged psycho demon right now cuz I'm so pissed at all these 14-year-old gutter tards talking sh*t about my design. How dare they?! Don't they know who I f*ckin' am?!?! :mad:

tomtucker
03-14-2011, 02:25 PM
Heat fans pissed cuz I messed with their precious team's jerseys. Not really much to build on for a team with so little worthwhile history. I mean 1 gift-wrapped championship in like 30 years of existence is a pretty sh*tty record. They almost don't even deserve a proper jersey.

Their original is a rip of the Jordan-era Bulls with it's red & black wannabe-sinister-looking color scheme, as if other teams might confuse them with the Bulls and be scared. Red & black doesn't say "heat" at all. Now teal & orange... THAT just screams hot times on South Beach.

Someone mentioned that the alternate looks like it should be worn to the beach. Exactly! That's the point. What better way to celebrate Miami beach culture than with a uni like that. All they need is flip-flops instead of sneakers and it's the perfect look. The Heat should get a lot of use from that one anyway since they'll be spending June on the beach.

I guess I offended Heat fans by not reflecting the true values and reality of the place. Maybe if the numbers were done in blow and the jersey were made of recycled condoms from man-on-man b*ttf*cking then they would feel it represents Miami a little better.......:eek:

tomtucker
03-14-2011, 02:29 PM
man-on-man b*ttf*cking ?....alot of that in miami?......:confusedshrug:

JerrySteakhouse
03-14-2011, 02:31 PM
Never again, fail....

Dwade305
03-14-2011, 02:31 PM
man-on-man b*ttf*cking ?....alot of that in miami?......:confusedshrug:
Think he got confused with Atlanta:oldlol:

lpublic_enemyl
03-14-2011, 02:37 PM
that is the worst jersey ever........

OriginalNameGuy
03-14-2011, 02:48 PM
TC is mad as hell either that or he is a troll

BoxOutBOXOUT
03-14-2011, 02:55 PM
TC is mad as hell either that or he is a troll
Hell yeah I'm pissed. I just went all roid-rage on the guy making my sandwich at Subway... flipped the chip rack over and told him to go f*ck himself. You guys are f*ckin' cruel. Way to piss me off for the day. As far as I'm concerned, those chips are on your conscience. You drove me to it.

kentatm
03-14-2011, 02:57 PM
http://kyon.pl/static/img/remiq.net_9776.jpg

HEAT111
03-14-2011, 03:19 PM
Alternate looks nice, you could use the original Heat colors. And Miami isn't only about south beach...-_-

Burgz
03-14-2011, 03:51 PM
Obviously they're not official, but the "Which NBA teams need new jerseys?" thread got me thinking on possible ideas for the Miami Heat. Lemme know what you guys think about this:

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1575/miamiheatconceptunis.jpg

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1575/miamiheatconceptunis.jpg

those are horrawful

game385
03-14-2011, 03:56 PM
Heat jerseys look fine like they are now. These are ugly as hell...

SavageMode
03-14-2011, 04:34 PM
Terrible.

tomtucker
03-14-2011, 06:46 PM
man-on-man b*ttf*cking ?....alot of that in miami?......:confusedshrug:

.
now here is something for you OP......it has color-change, butt-fukkking, and it takes place in Miami......
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JagzGOr5AhI
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you can

LBJ 4 MVP
03-14-2011, 08:14 PM
http://www.shrani.si/f/3x/3m/4QfyMVOU/mia-mia-wade.jpg

NBA4EVER
03-14-2011, 08:23 PM
Try again

Grim
03-14-2011, 09:00 PM
disgusting

Jordan23GOAT
03-14-2011, 09:03 PM
lol

Halcyon
03-14-2011, 09:20 PM
I like em :/ too many generic colors in jerseys, this captures miami

kaiiu
03-14-2011, 09:23 PM
them b!Tches beat like whats her name

QuebecBaller
03-14-2011, 09:25 PM
They're not the Dolphins, they're the HEAT

3243
03-15-2011, 01:49 AM
Hell yeah I'm pissed. I just went all roid-rage on the guy making my sandwich at Subway... flipped the chip rack over and told him to go f*ck himself. You guys are f*ckin' cruel. Way to piss me off for the day. As far as I'm concerned, those chips are on your conscience. You drove me to it.


Remember, it's ONLY A MESSAGE BOARD.

Now go count to ten slowly, inhale deeply, or do whatever you do to calm down. It'll be okay. :)

(Those uniforms are kind of nauseating, though. Sorry.)

3243
03-15-2011, 01:51 AM
Those are nice

http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/89E7D054.jpg


Those are the Floridians' (the early '70s ABA franchise which played in several Florida cities) throwbacks. THey do look cool though.

TennesseeFan
03-15-2011, 01:53 AM
Seriously reminded me of semi pro jerseys
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/6/67/Semipro.jpg
:oldlol:

NoGunzJustSkillz
03-15-2011, 01:54 AM
i like the jerseys they sport now.

TennesseeFan
03-15-2011, 01:55 AM
http://www.shrani.si/f/3x/3m/4QfyMVOU/mia-mia-wade.jpg

DDensity
03-15-2011, 03:05 AM
I thought this was a serious proposal until I scrolled right and saw the alternate jersey. A+++ trolling, would view again.

TonyJones
03-15-2011, 04:09 AM
Man, imagine Bron in that alternate jersey :oldlol:

That jersey is so hideous that its good.


http://www.shrani.si/f/3x/3m/4QfyMVOU/mia-mia-wade.jpg

Now this is sick and should be emailed to Miami's front office immediately.

TennesseeFan
03-16-2011, 06:49 PM
Man, imagine Bron in that alternate jersey :oldlol:

That jersey is so hideous that its good.



Now this is sick and should be emailed to Miami's front office immediately.
:cheers: