When did you lose your virginity?

[DonCorleone]

When I was 12 to my friends 19 year old sister. She was hot blonde and her boyfriend was a football player in high school.

I didn't really know the significance of this at the time but now I do.

[Scholar]

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss75/DonPantalones/bullshit-detector.gif

:oldlol:

[L.Kizzle]

When I was 12 to my friends 19 year old sister. She was hot blonde and her boyfriend was a football player in high school.

I didn't really know the significance of this at the time but now I do.
Sure

[mcrd101]

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss75/DonPantalones/bullshit-detector.gif
:cheers:

am i the only one who also founds it really lame to brag about when you lost your virginity on a message board?

[B-Low]

Prediction: This thread will be filled with truth and modesty

[DonCorleone]

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss75/DonPantalones/bullshit-detector.gif

It's true. You see I live in Dallas. Women here are so easy. It's impossible to not get laid around these parts.

[Gundress]

When I was 12 to my friends 19 year old sister. She was hot blonde and her boyfriend was a football player in high school.

I didn't really know the significance of this at the time but now I do.


You're 12 and lose to 19?......

Damn, you're man.

My first time I beat my meat was at 15.

[Dolphin]

About the same time my parents trusted my brother and I with "taking care" of a family pet.....

[wheyhigh]

It's true. You see I live in Dallas. Women here are so easy. It's impossible to not get laid around these parts.
not if you're riddler :lol

[CelticBaller]

When I was 13 I asked your mom for some sugar and she invited me home so I fvck the living shit out of her. Went to your sister bedroom and raped her and stragnled her. Your dad got home and I stabbed him to death. Took the bodies and buried them in your sandbox.

[Meticode]

I was 17. Senior in high school. Went and spent the night over my friends house for the first time hanging out and stuff, I met his older sister who was a 23 and in college. We got it on and hid our relationship for about 2-3 months then she dumped me. Sex was good though. She was the nicest person, but underneath all that niceness she was a total nymphomaniac.

We had sex in her bedroom while her brother (my friend) was in his room sleeping and her parents were sleeping.

When she was house sitting across the street we had sex in her neighbor's bed and on their dryer while it was running

We had sex in her car in her parents garage.

We had sex in my room while I mom was still wondering around the house doing mom stuff.

We had sex in a changing room at Macy's.

She was a good first girlfriend sexual experience to say the least.

[mcrd101]

When I was 13 I asked your mom for some sugar and she invited me home so I fvck the living shit out of her. Went to your sister bedroom and raped her and stragnled her. Your dad got home and I stabbed him to death. Took the bodies and buried them in your sandbox.

i have a strong suspicion CelticBaller is between the ages of 14-16 and has seen one too many horror movies.

[mlh1981]

I was 20 and she was 18. Both virgins. How often does THAT happen? :lol

[Gundress]

I lost at 17 to my ex-gf, we had first sex in her mother's car at the school parking.

[mcrd101]

I was 20 and she was 18. Both virgins. How often does THAT happen? :lol

represent!

[Hulk Hogan]

I was 17. Senior in high school. Went and spent the night over my friends house for the first time hanging out and stuff, I met his older sister who was a 23 and in college. We got it on and hid our relationship for about 2-3 months then she dumped me. Sex was good though. She was the nicest person, but underneath all that niceness she was a total nymphomaniac.

We had sex in her bedroom while her brother (my friend) was in his room sleeping and her parents were sleeping.

When she was house sitting across the street we had sex in her neighbor's bed and on their dryer while it was running

We had sex in her car in her parents garage.

We had sex in my room while I mom was still wondering around the house doing mom stuff.

We had sex in a changing room at Macy's.

She was a good first girlfriend sexual experience to say the least.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/Bladerskb/download.jpg

[DonCorleone]

You're 12 and lose to 19?......

Damn, you're man.

My first time I beat my meat was at 15.

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.

[1987_Lakers]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.
:wtf:

[Blackisbig]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.




http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1754084/three-s-company-walk-out-o.gif

[DonCorleone]

:wtf:

Yeah. Anything goes where I grew up. You'd be shocked to hear ALL the things that go around in Dallas. Especially in Irving.

[B-Low]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.

shit just got real

[Fatal9]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/16732/845956.jpg

[Gundress]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.


DUCKTALE

[PowerGlove]

DUCKTALE
:roll: :roll: :roll:
THIS.
---------------------------------------------------
We were the same age(20).

[DonCorleone]

shit just got real

In Dallas it is very common to have sexual relations with family members as practice.

Sister/brothers do it as practice before they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

But my sister is 30 years old and married so I practiced with her daughter.

It's not like we go out in the open and say it but it is very common.

[1987_Lakers]

In Dallas it is very common to have sexual relations with family members as practice.

Sister/brothers do it as practice before they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

But my sister is 30 years old and married so I practiced with her daughter.

It's not like we go out in the open and say it but it is very common.
How old is her daughter? 12?

[Fatal9]

In Dallas it is very common to have sexual relations with family members as practice.

Sister/brothers do it as practice before they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

But my sister is 30 years old and married so I practiced with her daughter.

It's not like we go out in the open and say it but it is very common.
WTF. Can someone from Dallas confirm?

[StateProperty]

Now we know how primetime was conceived.

[irondarts]

19

[DonCorleone]

WTF. Can someone from Dallas confirm?

Dude it is done secretly. It's not like we tell everybody. But get in a group of friends. And they tell you their secrets. I have done this with many many people.

I thought I was the only one. But I found out that more people do it. A lot more people than I thought.

[takeittothehoop]

Now we know how primetime was conceived.
Shots fired.....

[1987_Lakers]

She was 13 years old and I was 15.

My sister is 36 NOW but at the time she was 30.



But my sister is 30 years old and married so I practiced with her daughter.


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[DonCorleone]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Yep. Just come around these parts and you will see.

I'm pretty sure at least 1/4 people do it.

That or I just happen to meet a lot of people like me.

[DonCorleone]

90% of the posts in this thread will be lies. If you have a post count higher than 9000 we know you are still a virgin.

You want them to lies because you have not been exposed to these things.
It's alright. I understand where you are coming from.

But these things happened much more often than people know or want to admit.

[DonCorleone]

Na I wasn't postin that as a response to you I don't even know what you said :oldlol:

I was just sayin a lot of times dudes try to lie on their dick cuz they're afraid of feeling left out or lame because they lost their virginity later than others or didn't lose it yet. My point is that it's nothin to lie about

I think it is lame. To lose your virginity after 20 means that you were on ugly person.

[mlh1981]

90% of the posts in this thread will be lies. If you have a post count higher than 9000 we know you are still a virgin.

You caught me.

[mcrd101]

I think it is lame. To lose your virginity after 20 means that you were on ugly person.

or you were doing that for religious reasons or you were "waiting for the right person." Loving sex is WAY better than not

[B-Low]

I think it is lame. To lose your virginity after 20 means that you were on ugly person.

*whew* i just made it. I was 19 and 9 months

[DonCorleone]

*whew* i just made it. I was 19 and 9 months

:applause:

[CelticBaller]

i have a strong suspicion CelticBaller is between the ages of 14-16 and has seen one too many horror movies.
LOL tool if I was 14 don't you think i would've made a believable story?:oldlol:

[DonCorleone]

or you were doing that for religious reasons or you were "waiting for the right person." Loving sex is WAY better than not

I'm a Christian but I still have urges.

[B-Low]

Congrats :cheers:

Thanks. I was almost ugly for a second there

[Meticode]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/Bladerskb/download.jpg
I swear on my daughter's life what I typed is not a lie.

[step_back]

Things to learn from this thread.

1. Dallas Texas is thriving with incestial under age buggery.

2. If your posting count is over 9000 you're a virgin

3. If you loose your virginity when you're 20+ your ugly.


Insidehoops the font of all knowledge:roll:

[DonCorleone]

Thanks. I was almost ugly for a second there

:roll:

[DonCorleone]

Thanks. I was almost ugly for a second there

Oh man I'm still laughing.

:oldlol:

[Jailblazers7]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/16732/845956.jpg

:oldlol:

I'm ****ing dying right now. This thread has been as entertaining as I had hoped.

[mcrd101]

I'm a Christian but I still have urges.

some people take it more literally than others, not saying thats good or bad.

[Colin Cowherd]

What, you think I've actually gotten laid?

[DonCorleone]

Things to learn from this thread.

1. Dallas Texas is thriving with incestial under age buggery.

2. If your posting count is over 9000 you're a virgin

3. If you loose your virginity when you're 20+ your ugly.


Insidehoops the font of all knowledge:roll:

In all honesty incestual relationships are very common here.

[Colin Cowherd]

There are lots of gay cowboys in Texas like primetime and doomsday.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

I was 17. Senior in high school. Went and spent the night over my friends house for the first time hanging out and stuff, I met his older sister who was a 23 and in college. We got it on and hid our relationship for about 2-3 months then she dumped me. Sex was good though. She was the nicest person, but underneath all that niceness she was a total nymphomaniac.

We had sex in her bedroom while her brother (my friend) was in his room sleeping and her parents were sleeping.

When she was house sitting across the street we had sex in her neighbor's bed and on their dryer while it was running

We had sex in her car in her parents garage.

We had sex in my room while I mom was still wondering around the house doing mom stuff.

We had sex in a changing room at Macy's.

She was a good first girlfriend sexual experience to say the least.
:roll: :roll:
a 17 year old having sex with a 23 year old college girl? Yeah right!

[DonCorleone]

:roll: :roll:
a 17 year old having sex with a 23 year old college girl? Yeah right!

Don't underestimate the power of the dick. When a girl wants it she will get it no matter what.

[KingBeasley08]

past summer when i was at a party. no condom but its all good :oldlol:

[DonCorleone]

When I was 14 this 17 year old wanted to f*ck me :confusedshrug:

Not quite a disparity in age as the other example but still...

Girls are so easy today.

:applause:

[DonCorleone]

Right sometimes you feel bad because it's easy...then all that guilt fades away when she lookin up at you with a mouth full :oldlol:

You see last year my friends girlfriend was even after me. Very beautiful African born girl.

But you see I can't break the barrier of friendship. I would hate myself if I did.

[Godzuki]

I'm saving myself for when i get married

[DonCorleone]

I'm saving myself for when i get married

Good for you. Just get married before you're 20 years old or that ugly stick will come after you.

[Maga_1]

At age 17, both virgins and it was in the Valentine's Day !

[DonCorleone]

At age 17, both virgins and it was in the Valentine's Day !

Cool man.

You into spooning too?

[Dolphin]

16. The summer bewteen 10th and 11th grade. Was staying at my buddy's place for a weekend in the city I used to live in and had sex with a girl I went to school with up until gr. 5, the year I moved.

[wheyhigh]

anything goes, except for fcking your boy's girl. hell naw. i'm sorry but i would take a sh!t on you. a chick i was trying to get with went with some dude who was a buddy of mines, he perfeclty knew i wanted that ass, but she ended up liking his loser ass with no job, high school dropout mofo. last night i had a nightmare, that they were both in my house and she was on his lap and i wanted to cry. MYTH WHERE ARE YOU. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

[pauk]

It depends where you live. Dallas is sex land. You can have sex more here than any other city in America. Here in Dallas people routinely have sex with their brother/sister. Hell I had sex with my sisters' daughter.

Sex is abundant here. You have to be deformed in the face to be a virgin around these parts.

Around here people lose their virginity around 13 years old.

http://i42.tinypic.com/33bny1v.jpg

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

i smell bullshiit
http://o0-infinite-0o.com/joey/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/smells-like-bullshit.jpg

[DonCorleone]

i smell bullshiit
http://o0-infinite-0o.com/joey/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/smells-like-bullshit.jpg

http://asset.soup.io/asset/1446/5897_f538.gif

[kentatm]

WTF. Can someone from Dallas confirm?

yea, this dude is a full of shit troll.

pure and simple.

[DonCorleone]

yea, this dude is a full of shit troll.

pure and simple.

No I'm not. Maybe I'm just generalizing all the people from Dallas to be like that but I have met enough people that have done those things and I have done it myself.

You really are naive. These things happen at least 15-20%. I pull that stat out of my azz but I have met enough people to suspect it is common in Dallas.

[kentatm]

No I'm not. Maybe I'm just generalizing all the people from Dallas to be like that but I have met enough people that have done those things and I have done it myself.

You really are naive. These things happen at least 15-20%. I pull that stat out of my azz but I have met enough people to suspect it is common in Dallas.


:roll:

yea right.

get outta here kid.

[DonCorleone]

:roll:

yea right.

get outta here kid.

It does show how naive you are.

These things happen way more often than you think. I've been around enough to know.

[kentatm]

It does show how naive you are.

These things happen way more often than you think. I've been around enough to know.


sure sure.

20% of Dallas people are f-ing their relatives, the average age of losing your V card is 13 and you fall face first into girls b/c its just that easy. :facepalm

I bet you aren't even from Dallas.

[PowerGlove]

No I'm not. Maybe I'm just generalizing all the people from Dallas to be like that but I have met enough people that have done those things and I have done it myself.

You really are naive. These things happen at least 15-20%. I pull that stat out of my azz but I have met enough people to suspect it is common in Dallas.

:roll:

[Mr. Grieves]

Believe it or not, but I broke a 27 year olds virginity. She had a fear of the pain all her life and trusted me enough to do it (plus good timing, she finally had enough of it and picked me). Nice and tight but it wasn't the best as I wasn't allowed to get wild.

[Myth]

Coming up on the 9 year anniversary of my first bone. March 17th, 2002 (easy to remember because it was St. Patty's Day when I was 17)

[Stuckey]

i was 13, it was either in april or march

sunny saturday afternoon

dirty blonde girl

[alenleomessi]

17 and a virgin , truth is girls don't lose their virginity here at young age, u have to be in a relationship for a long time or to find a hooker which is rare
Believe it or not everyone in my class is a virgin

[Stuckey]

17 and a virgin , truth is girls don't lose their virginity here at young age, u have to be in a relationship for a long time or to find a hooker which is rare
Believe it or not everyone in my class is a virgin

i respect that if you are a girl, but no blowjobs handjobs?

[Bucket_Nakedz]

it's the only thing in life where the term "lose" doesn't actually apply...:pimp:

[Premeditated]

bunch of fukkin ducktales and fairytales in this thread.

[Ben Jordan]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/16732/845956.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
shit....hahahaha

[Stuckey]

bunch of fukkin ducktales and fairytales in this thread.

:roll:

dont know where you're from, but in the west girls are looser, sex is a thrilling experience and we're exposed to the idea of it at a very young age, once u start making out you wanna push it further and further

why is it hard to conceive, most ppl answered around age 16 which is pretty normal

even in shanghai the average person loses it at like 16

[ukballer]

18th birthday with my then girlfriend, at my house.

[Stuckey]

18th birthday with my then girlfriend, at my house.

good stuff!!!! hope u lasted more than 5 minutes

[Andrei89]

4 months before i was 17

[Javat_90]

17.

With one of my best friend`s cousin.

Im currently 21 and he still doesnt know, never will.

[VishaltotheG]

Sorry too personal to discuss.

[TennesseeFan]

When I was 7

[mcrd101]

17.

With one of my best friend`s cousin.

Im currently 21 and he still doesnt know, never will.

until now. I'm on to you!

[B-Low]

Sorry too personal to discuss.

"hmmm what's this thread? 'when did you lose your virginity' huh? let's have a look"

*clicks thread*

"strange...seems like they're all in here discussing when they lost their virginity. who'dathunkit?"

*reads more*

"no sir I definitely don't want to discuss this."

*clicks reply to contribute to discussion*

"sorry, too personal to discuss"

*exits thread*

"there we go. Now anyone who was wondering why VisualtotheG hadn't contributed to the discussion yet has their answer."

[VishaltotheG]

"hmmm what's this thread? 'when did you lose your virginity' huh? let's have a look"

*clicks thread*

"strange...seems like they're all in here discussing when they lost their virginity. who'dathunkit?"

*reads more*

"no sir I definitely don't want to discuss this."

*clicks reply to contribute to discussion*

"sorry, too personal to discuss"

*exits thread*

"there we go. Now anyone who was wondering why VisualtotheG hadn't contributed to the discussion yet has their answer."

Pretty much.

[NoName22]

When I was 7

Sorry to hear you were molested as a child.

[step_back]

Once you pop you can't stop.

I was much older when I lost mine. 21 years old.

Guess that makes me ugly :violin:

[DUP]

when i was 16 wont go into any details though lol

[Premeditated]

:roll:

dont know where you're from, but in the west girls are looser, sex is a thrilling experience and we're exposed to the idea of it at a very young age, once u start making out you wanna push it further and further

why is it hard to conceive, most ppl answered around age 16 which is pretty normal

even in shanghai the average person loses it at like 16
breh, I'm from the Bay Area. it has one of the biggest amount of slut whores in America. Its not about the girls being easy, its about the amount of lames in here who I can't picture talking to a female.

[LJJ]

90% of the posts in this thread will be lies. If you have a post count higher than 9000 we know you are still a virgin.

Sheeeeet.


I better stop posting soon. :D

[LA_Showtime]

I lost my virginity when I was 15-years-old to a 17 year old chick. We were both in high school, drunk, and I barely remember any of it. I have no idea if she got hers, because I passed out halfway through and never finished. It wasn't any fun, as I hardly remember it and we barely knew each other. Of course that's not how I re-told the story to my friends. :oldlol:

[Myth]

4 months before i was 17

When it is 4 months before your birthday, you might as well say you were 16. :lol

[Draz]

Honestly? I was 18. I lost it on 1/1/11 & I'm glad I lost it to her, we were both virgins.

[Ol Dirty Bastard]

So the OP was molested at age 12?
Why would he lie about it though?

Most likely it wasn't a "19 year old hot blonde with a boyfriend" but this guy
http://lspaven.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/pervert2.jpg

[B-Low]

Honestly? I was 18. I lost it on 1/1/11 & I'm glad I lost it to her, we were both virgins.

Did you lose it to the biology expert you knocked up?

[Draz]

Did you lose it to the biology expert you knocked up?
No. She's another girl I've been talking to.

[DonCorleone]

So the OP was molested at age 12?
Why would he lie about it though?

Most likely it wasn't a "19 year old hot blonde with a boyfriend" but this guy
http://lspaven.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/pervert2.jpg

:no:

[Scholar]

I think it is lame. To lose your virginity after 20 means that you were on ugly person.

Really? You don't say...
I think having to have sex with a relative might mean you're ugly more than losing your virginity after 20 does.
Anybody disagree?

[DonCorleone]

Really? You don't say...
I think having to have sex with a relative might mean you're ugly more than losing your virginity after 20 does.
Anybody disagree?

No. My niece is hot.

[Scoooter]

I was about 11.

[Timmy D for MVP]

When I was 4. It was with a Brazilian supermodel. AND HER BRAZILIAN SUPERMODEL FRIENDS.

[NuggetsFan]

15. I was sloppy drunk at the fair. Went off to take a piss. Saw my GF's best friend asked her to help me take a leak ended up making out, than kinda went from there. Tried to put a condom on, didn't work. Eventually she got on top, banged for like 5 minutes on the side of a building in the bushes. Was actually pretty awful, remember it hurting when she was riding me and I didn't even finish.

Best part is my gf found out, never left me. Took her V-Card like 3 months later :oldlol: . Dated her for a solid 3 years, and than she left me for another dude. KARMA.

[wheyhigh]

When I was 4. It was with a Brazilian supermodel. AND HER BRAZILIAN SUPERMODEL FRIENDS.
:lol

[Clutch]

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss75/DonPantalones/bullshit-detector.gif
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Harion]

17. lost to a hooker. me and my friends got a hooker each and lost our virginity at the same time. it was a ritual.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/16732/845956.jpg
:lol

[dunksby]

About the same time my parents trusted my brother and I with "taking care" of a family pet.....
:lol :lol

[tomtucker]

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss75/DonPantalones/bullshit-detector.gif
i love this fukking place......:lol .....:cheers:

[pauk]

11-12 first official meat beat "squirt" result

12-13 first kiss

13-14 first close encounter of the 1st kind (super ultra mega kissing + "cheating")

14-15 first close encounter of the 2nd kind (dry ****ing, came in my pants aswell secretly! i got mine doe!! :banana:)

15-16 first close encounter of the 3rd kind (95% naked but then she bailed out leaving me with the biggest boner in human history and i mean SCHWING!! stood up rock hard for maybe a month or two)

16-17 first close encounter of the 4th kind (handjob and fingering but then she bailed out for the 5th kind :banghead:)

17-18 first close encounter of the 5th kind (the whole shazaam!!! http://www.mania.com/forums/images/smilies/SmileyEyebrow.gif lasted maybe 15 seconds doe as i popped soon as i "went in"..........)

18-19 no close encounter of the 6th kind thank god (disease)

19-20 no close encounter of the 7th kind thank god (baby)

20 now.... to be continued...........

[DonCorleone]

11-12 first official meat beat "squirt" result

12-13 first kiss

13-14 first close encounter of the 1st kind (super ultra mega kissing + "cheating")

14-15 first close encounter of the 2nd kind (dry ****ing, came in my pants aswell secretly! i got mine doe!! :banana:)

15-16 first close encounter of the 3rd kind (95% naked but then she bailed out leaving me with the biggest boner in human history and i mean SCHWING!! stood up rock hard for maybe a month or two)

16-17 first close encounter of the 4th kind (handjob and fingering but then she bailed out for the 5th kind :banghead:)

17-18 first close encounter of the 5th kind (the whole shazaam!!! http://www.mania.com/forums/images/smilies/SmileyEyebrow.gif lasted maybe 15 seconds doe as i popped soon as i "went in"..........)

18-19 no close encounter of the 6th kind thank god (disease)

19-20 no close encounter of the 7th kind thank god (baby)

:wtf:

[pauk]

:wtf:

:roll:
seriously! that thing was up almost all the time and i had ZERO CONTROL of it........ it would just go SCHWING in the middle of the classroom while my teacher wanted me to go up and solve a mathematic problem on the board! embarassing!!! :mad:

[DonCorleone]

:roll:
seriously! that thing was up almost all the time and i had ZERO CONTROL of it........ it would just go SCHWING in the middle of the classroom while my teacher wanted me to go up and solve a mathematic problem on the board! embarassing!!! :mad:

I know what you are talking about.:lol

[mcrd101]

11-12 first official meat beat "squirt" result

12-13 first kiss

13-14 first close encounter of the 1st kind (super ultra mega kissing + "cheating")

14-15 first close encounter of the 2nd kind (dry ****ing, came in my pants aswell secretly! i got mine doe!! :banana:)

15-16 first close encounter of the 3rd kind (95% naked but then she bailed out leaving me with the biggest boner in human history and i mean SCHWING!! stood up rock hard for maybe a month or two)

16-17 first close encounter of the 4th kind (handjob and fingering but then she bailed out for the 5th kind :banghead:)

17-18 first close encounter of the 5th kind (the whole shazaam!!! http://www.mania.com/forums/images/smilies/SmileyEyebrow.gif lasted maybe 15 seconds doe as i popped soon as i "went in"..........)

18-19 no close encounter of the 6th kind thank god (disease)

19-20 no close encounter of the 7th kind thank god (baby)

20 now.... to be continued...........
:facepalm

[B-Low]

11-12 first official meat beat "squirt" result

12-13 first kiss

13-14 first close encounter of the 1st kind (super ultra mega kissing + "cheating")

14-15 first close encounter of the 2nd kind (dry ****ing, came in my pants aswell secretly! i got mine doe!! :banana:)

15-16 first close encounter of the 3rd kind (95% naked but then she bailed out leaving me with the biggest boner in human history and i mean SCHWING!! stood up rock hard for maybe a month or two)

16-17 first close encounter of the 4th kind (handjob and fingering but then she bailed out for the 5th kind :banghead:)

17-18 first close encounter of the 5th kind (the whole shazaam!!! http://www.mania.com/forums/images/smilies/SmileyEyebrow.gif lasted maybe 15 seconds doe as i popped soon as i "went in"..........)

18-19 no close encounter of the 6th kind thank god (disease)

19-20 no close encounter of the 7th kind thank god (baby)

20 now.... to be continued...........

OR you could have just said "18" :oldlol:

[ukplayer4]

About the same time my parents trusted my brother and I with "taking care" of a family pet.....



:oldlol: :bowdown:



i was a very late starter 17-18(had a bit of a fear of girls which i attribute to all boys boarding school 8-13) but once i got my career started i was plundering....smashing and splashing my way through piles of meat through my early/mid 20's. amare stoudamire of the pimp game.

[ukplayer4]

In Dallas it is very common to have sexual relations with family members as practice.

Sister/brothers do it as practice before they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

But my sister is 30 years old and married so I practiced with her daughter.

It's not like we go out in the open and say it but it is very common.




WHOA, WAIT.......... thats your own niece.......smashing the blood relatives..... :bowdown: :bowdown: impressive

[Disaprine]

When I was 12 to my friends 19 year old sister. She was hot blonde and her boyfriend was a football player in high school.

I didn't really know the significance of this at the time but now I do.
:roll:

http://files.sharenator.com/cool_story_bro_house_Cool_story_bro_RE_Worlds_most _epic_story_the_beginning-s515x589-103680.jpg

:roll:

[Wile E. Coyote]

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/561/wileecoyotecopy2.jpg

[Sheed]

i didn't lose it; mine was stolen :(