Unprotected sex :/

[Draz]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?

[AirTupac]

You can still impregnate a girl with precum. You're ****ed my friend.

[qrich]

Damn dude, you are screwed. Start saving up them quarters and get a college fund going for the baby.
Really dude, everythings fine.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

post pic of that slut

[AirTupac]

Post a pic of your new baby in 9 months.

[JerrySteakhouse]

Your face on the front of our shirts screaming we miss ya

[Scientist]

? Have her take the mourning after pill idiot. And you go get checked for diseases

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

ChaNge your name to "I'M HAVING A BABY!!" :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Black Joker]

only thing left to do...

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/49/t4xvzs.jpg

[Draz]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

N*gga You 18?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rezznor]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.
:oldlol:
































http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Anna-Nicole-Smith-Pregnant.jpg

[DeuceWallaces]

Stupid idiot

[Styles p]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[BallsOut]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?

From the sound of this post I would think that you were the one that's pregnant. :roll:

[JerrySteakhouse]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.
You should have learned to have sex right. :facepalm

Precummed? REALLY? :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm

[JustinJDW]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/6/128704756679220623.jpg

:oldlol:

[qrich]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.

You are on suicide watch because you think you pre-cummed in a girl who was on her period? There is probably 10 people in all of history that were born when daddy pre-came into mommy on her period, so if this girl is knocked up, go buy some scratchers and hit up a casino.

Seriously, I'd suggest you just chill with tube8 and your hand until you mature up and start being responsible.

[johndeeregreen]

Lots of tough guys on here. As if everyone who is replying has never tripped out about banging some chick without a condom and spent the next month worrying about what might happen, even with the tiniest of odds.

[Scientist]

From the sound of this post I would think that you were the one that's pregnant. :roll:

The dude is actually the one that should be worried. Female has all the power (Abortion vs no abortion).

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

She must be an ugly b!tch if you so scared of gettin her pregnant.

Was she supposed to be a quick-one-time-in-a-while f*ck or is she wifey?

she probably one of those nasty sluts ones:oldlol: :oldlol:

[prodnus]

Please don't tell me you slept with a hooker...

[IcanzIIravor]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.

http://images5.cpcache.com/product/216660465v5_480x480_Front.jpg

[AirTupac]

Stupid idiot

Same word bruh.

[Scientist]

better make sure she bleeds next month one way or the other

[GOBB]

You're cool, dont listen to these jerks. Your precum cant get him pregnant.

[Scientist]

You're cool, dont listen to these jerks. Your precum cant get him pregnant.
R :roll: FL

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/22600/22602/hook_22602_lg.gif

These are pretty useful

j/k bra

[Black Joker]

Lots of tough guys on here. As if everyone who is replying has never tripped out about banging some chick without a condom and spent the next month worrying about what might happen, even with the tiniest of odds.
nope, never been in that situation, keep it wrapped up

[IcanzIIravor]

Lots of tough guys on here. As if everyone who is replying has never tripped out about banging some chick without a condom and spent the next month worrying about what might happen, even with the tiniest of odds.

I've never been at that situation. I'm not spur-o-the-moment when it comes to getting laid, especially with some chick I don't give a damn about. It is funny from the outside watching someone squirm. :D

[JerrySteakhouse]

Lots of tough guys on here. As if everyone who is replying has never tripped out about banging some chick without a condom and spent the next month worrying about what might happen, even with the tiniest of odds.

Still unlikely.... Dude tripping...

[Stuckey]

you're fine, i creampie girls 1 or 2 days after their period

[AirTupac]

In all seriousness, you can get someone pregnant with precum because it contains semen but the chances of that happening are very low.


HOWEVER, she was on her period and the chances quintupled because of the menstrual cycle. You're screwed.

[CelticBaller]

Congrats. Maybe your baby will remind you how much of a dumbass you are

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?
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[Dolphin]

Quick, commit suicide before you find out or else you may find out you got her pregnant and commit suicide.

[GOBB]

I see what you did there

:lol

The price he pays for having funky butt sex and feeling sick to his stomach about it. Kid scrubbing his body in the shower and cant get the @nal smell out of his nostrils. Bad gay experience.

[Draz]

Bro. She's beautiful as hell. She has a high education but dam I'm stuck here worrying like we only talked for 2 weeks and she said she did it cus she's in love with me. I'm so freaking scared. Like ****

[kaiiu]

Congratz my ni99a. You a daddy:applause:

[prodnus]

I see what you did there
Well he did say it smelled like ass :oldlol:

[ukplayer4]

Lots of tough guys on here. As if everyone who is replying has never tripped out about banging some chick without a condom and spent the next month worrying about what might happen, even with the tiniest of odds.



truth.


how the hell has no one suggested the morning after pill yet? you guys are harsh. take her to the chemist, get the ****ing pill you idiot.

its that simple.

[AirTupac]

Bro. She's beautiful as hell. She has a high education but dam I'm stuck here worrying like we only talked for 2 weeks and she said she did it cus she's in love with me. I'm so freaking scared. Like ****

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3254/loluhaveaids.jpg

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Bro. She's beautiful as hell. She has a high education but dam I'm stuck here worrying like we only talked for 2 weeks and she said she did it cus she's in love with me. I'm so freaking scared. Like ****

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
You got yourself a Girl than :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:


Take care of that pu$$y and show us some pics of that GIRL:cheers:

[kaiiu]

dam nbrah you fvcked a b!Tch who pu$$y smell like ass:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[Dolphin]

Have you killed yourself yet?

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3254/loluhaveaids.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[IcanzIIravor]

Bro. She's beautiful as hell. She has a high education but dam I'm stuck here worrying like we only talked for 2 weeks and she said she did it cus she's in love with me. I'm so freaking scared. Like ****

She said guinness and black pepper would prevent pregnancy. I'd question her educational level if in your shoes.

[Loneshot]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?
:roll:

[Draz]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/

[B-Low]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.

Run to internet message board? Check.

Give yourself a longer lasting boner for some bizarre reason? Check.

Create a scientifically-sound Guinness and black pepper concoction? Check.

I dunno Dad seems like you've done everything right so far.

[AirTupac]

She said guinness and black pepper would prevent pregnancy. I'd question her educational level if in your shoes.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I love girls who say stupid shit and pour their period blood all over my bed sheets.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/

Pictures Pleeze :pimp:

[AirTupac]

Run to internet message board? Check.

Give yourself a longer lasting boner for some bizarre reason? Check.

Create a scientifically-sound Guinness and black pepper concoction? Check.

I dunno Dad seems like you've done everything right so far.

You are the KING OF ISH. Seriously tho, you crack me up. :oldlol:

[Lebowsky]

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
You got yourself a Girl than :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:


Take care of that pu$$y and show us some pics of that GIRL:cheers:

Man haven't you ever seen a girl? You're always the first to ask for pictures in every ****ing thread.

[kaiiu]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/
Smoke a blunt in 10 minutes you wont give a fvck. Trust me

[Draz]

She didn't say that her aunt did she's just backing that up. Fuxkkk can any of you virgins tell me if you had sex unprotected and pulled out without her getting pregnant??

[Dolphin]

Run to internet message board? Check.

Give yourself a longer lasting boner for some bizarre reason? Check.

Create a scientifically-sound Guinness and black pepper concoction? Check.

I dunno Dad seems like you've done everything right so far.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

He gave no reason why he would choose viagra to OD on. I bet his pen!s would explode before he died. Brutal. lol

[prodnus]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/
Serious answer: Call a counselling helpline if you are this stressed.

Are you at college? They would have one there.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Man haven't you ever seen a girl? You're always the first to ask for pictures in every ****ing thread.

Dude, this man walks into a thread and is talking bout how he just fu$ked a girl and you expect me not to ask for a pic to see how she looks like?

GOSH.

[GOBB]

She said guinness and black pepper would prevent pregnancy. I'd question her educational level if in your shoes.

He took advantage of a mentally challenged female? Can they get pregnant?

[JustinJDW]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/condom-application.gif


Because apparently, you don't know how to use one. Condoms were invented for a reason bro.

[AirTupac]

She didn't say that her aunt did she's just backing that up. Fuxkkk can any of you virgins tell me if you had sex unprotected and pulled out without her getting pregnant??

So stupidity runs in the family...

Dumbest babies ever.

[qrich]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/

Dude, you are fine. It is possible to get someone pregnant with precum, but is unlikely, and the fact that she was on her period also lowers the chances of pregnancy. If you would have fully came inside her and she wasn't on her period, then you should be worried. If you are this stressed, just get her the morning after pill and it'll insure that there is no baby in her. If anything, you should be more worried about an STD since more bodily fluids were involved with her being on her period.

Oh and from now on, hope you learned your lesson. Always wrap up.



She didn't say that her aunt did she's just backing that up. Fuxkkk can any of you virgins tell me if you had sex unprotected and pulled out without her getting pregnant??

Me and my girl have not been using any sort of protection for a while now and she still isn't pregnant. You are fine.

[IcanzIIravor]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/

Just what do you think we can do? Is this your way of asking for a hit man to make your problem go away?

[kaiiu]

She didn't say that her aunt did she's just backing that up. Fuxkkk can any of you virgins tell me if you had sex unprotected and pulled out without her getting pregnant??
Was this yo first time brah?? :lol

[Scientist]

Man haven't you ever seen a girl? You're always the first to ask for pictures in every ****ing thread.

as if pictures ever hurt anyone, relax

[JerrySteakhouse]

Like if this was someone posting a thread like this honestly I'll help even though I know he's a dumb shit. I can't explain how horrible I feel :/

She likely IS NOT pregnant so stop stressing about it. :facepalm

[kaiiu]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/condom-application.gif


Because apparently, you don't know how to use one. Condoms were invented for a reason bro.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/condom-application.gif


Because apparently, you don't know how to use one. Condoms were invented for a reason bro.
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

i always got a couple of condoms somewhere stash in my bedroom

[wTFaMonkey]

she said she loved you. then had unprotected sex.

:applause:

[Lebowsky]

as if pictures ever hurt anyone, relax
It's starts to get kind of annoying after the third time.

[Draz]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products

[GOBB]

Oh and from now on, hope you learned your lesson. Always wrap up.

Me and my girl have not been using any sort of protection for a while now and she still isn't pregnant. You are fine.

Do you and your girl have sex when she has her period?

[ukplayer4]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.



omg, you are ****ing retarded. did neither of you two genuises think about the morning after pill?

[AirTupac]

It's starts to get kind of annoying after the third time.

It's also annoying when you don't post pics. :pimp:

[qrich]

Do you and your girl have sex when she has her period?

We have.

[B-Low]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products

Well you'll need to do something to support your newborn child. That's a start.

[kaiiu]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products
why u fvck her on her period anywayy:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

shoulda just got some cap and been cool:lol

[IcanzIIravor]

she said she loved you. then had unprotected sex.

:applause:

No doubt she will be giving him a special love that never goes away.

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

Smoke a blunt in 10 minutes you wont give a fvck. Trust me
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
TRUE NIGG@

[GOBB]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products

Before you kill yourself can I have your xbox 360 with games? Leave your mum a note where to send. I'm inboxing my address to you now plus I'll repay her for shipping.

[AirTupac]

Aunt is a moron
Girl is a moron
Girl ****s when she has her period
Girl drips all over the bedsheets
Guy runs to a basketball forum to ask for help
Guy overdoses on Viagara to kill himself
Guy begs God to open up a condom shop


Baby = http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-4/Dumb-Kid.jpg

[GOBB]

We have.

You nasty.

[kaiiu]

Aunt is a moron
Girl is a moron
Girl ****s when she has her period
Girl drips all over the bedsheets
Guy runs to a basketball forum to ask for help
Guy overdoses on Viagara to kill himself
Guy begs God to open up a condom shop


Baby = http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-4/Dumb-Kid.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol: U cold muffukka

[Dolphin]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products

Don't forget the Guinness N' Pepper section....in case of emergencies.

[Draz]

Alright. Thanks. It was just sickening that I said let's do **** no condom she's like no do it in the front I'm like WTF. I'm more worried about her having my kid then my rooster right now. I think I'm the one pregnant I'm about to throw up my stomachs about to give in.

[Gundress]

Simple......YOU TELL THAT B!TCH...THAT BABY AIN"T MINE!

[kaiiu]

So when is she giving birth to this check?
:oldlol: :oldlol: GOOOOOOTTTTTTTAAA NNIII999AA

[ukplayer4]

She said guinness and black pepper would prevent pregnancy. I'd question her educational level if in your shoes.



He took advantage of a mentally challenged female? Can they get pregnant?



:roll: :roll:

[Lebowsky]

It's also annoying when you don't post pics. :pimp:
:oldlol:

[TennesseeFan]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?
:(

[Gundress]

Aunt is a moron
Girl is a moron
Girl ****s when she has her period
Girl drips all over the bedsheets
Guy runs to a basketball forum to ask for help
Guy overdoses on Viagara to kill himself
Guy begs God to open up a condom shop


Baby = http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-4/Dumb-Kid.jpg

:roll: :roll:

[qrich]

You nasty.

Meh, don't really want to go into detail but with how light it is, makes no difference.


Alright. Thanks. It was just sickening that I said let's do **** no condom she's like no do it in the front I'm like WTF. I'm more worried about her having my kid then my rooster right now. I think I'm the one pregnant I'm about to throw up my stomachs about to give in.

Dude, be more worried about an STD over pregnancy. Like I said, I doubt 10 people in all of the world's history were born in this situation.

[ukplayer4]

Alright. Thanks. It was just sickening that I said let's do **** no condom she's like no do it in the front I'm like WTF. I'm more worried about her having my kid then my rooster right now. I think I'm the one pregnant I'm about to throw up my stomachs about to give in.


in these situations its always best to insist on anul

[CelticBaller]

I got class at 6 in the morning. I'm gonna like kill myself with the depression I'm in. God I learned my lesson I really did I think I'm going to open up my own condom store and condom products
You should sart a unprotected Gay sex awareness campaing to warn people about AIDS

[AznTacoLover]

HAHAHAHAH :roll:
okay I got that out, but what else has she said to you?

[B-Low]

Alright. Thanks. It was just sickening that I said let's do **** no condom she's like no do it in the front I'm like WTF. I'm more worried about her having my kid then my rooster right now. I think I'm the one pregnant I'm about to throw up my stomachs about to give in.

Congrats on 1800 posts! :cheers:






oo....bad time?

[JustinJDW]

Ok, to **** a girl on her period is one thing. That's definitely not my thing, but hey, some couples do it. But to **** a girl on her period....without a condom? Why you do dat bruh? :oldlol:

[Scientist]

why u fvck her on her period anywayy:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

shoulda just got some cap and been cool:lol

why u actin doe like?:confusedshrug:

[kaiiu]

in these situations its always best to insist on anul
BETTER TO JUST GET SOME HEAD:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

[IcanzIIravor]

Alright. Thanks. It was just sickening that I said let's do **** no condom she's like no do it in the front I'm like WTF. I'm more worried about her having my kid then my rooster right now. I think I'm the one pregnant I'm about to throw up my stomachs about to give in.

Sad thing is her telling you the guinness tale and you buying it means she is the smart one of the two of you. Time to do some soul searching and improving your education.

[kaiiu]

why u actin doe like?:confusedshrug:
:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

[GOBB]

I wonder if Draz went down on her. They both are dumb so chances are yes. Kid holding his nose like he does when he goes under water. Gross

[ukplayer4]

you better be worried about babies man. plenty of std's tho are not such a problem, loads of them are symptomless.....so your fine there.

[Lebowsky]

I wonder if Draz went down on her. They both are dumb so chances are yes. Kid holding his nose like he does when he goes under water. Gross
Oh man... :roll: :roll:

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

BETTER TO JUST GET SOME HEAD:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

:applause: :applause: :applause:

Yeah esicaplly during her period :facepalm

[ukplayer4]

So choose between having blood on your d!ck.....

and having shit on your d!ck

:oldlol:



ill take some ass residue and no baby.

[Dolphin]

Ok, to **** a girl on her period is one thing. That's definitely not my thing, but hey, some couples do it. But to **** a girl on her period....without a condom? Why you do dat bruh? :oldlol:

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is in my head now......:facepalm

[Draz]

Funny thing is reading each and every comment in here made me want to throw my entire guts out even if I didn't have sex unprotectingly. Now I feel like her being pregnant isn't as bad as these responses :lol. My stomach is seriously about to give in like I'm either goin to throw up or take a huge shit.

It's crazy. Like I said can you suck me off she's like noo fxck me I'm like no condom so we did it but she sucked me anyways so WTF. I would of known this I wouldn't of done Jack.

Oo **** edit: she sucked me while she got done with a period oo godddd I must of been drunk or druggeddddd

[IcanzIIravor]

I wonder if Draz went down on her. They both are dumb so chances are yes. Kid holding his nose like he does when he goes under water. Gross

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That image is greatness :oldlol:

[qrich]

Funny thing is reading each and every comment in here made me want to throw my entire guts out even if I didn't have sex unprotectingly. Now I feel like her being pregnant isn't as bad as these responses :lol. My stomach is seriously about to give in like I'm either goin to throw up or take a huge shit.

It's crazy. Like I said can you suck me off she's like noo fxck me I'm like no condom so we did it but she sucked me anyways so WTF. I would of known this I wouldn't of done Jack.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That's just sick.

[chazzy]

Bloody d!ck, bloody sheets, AND blue balls? Worst night ever

[gts]

you don't even know this chick that well always wear a condom, babies could be the least of your worries.. think babies are expensive try paying for anti aids drugs for the rest of your life and traveling to every aids march trying to drum up support so hopefully they find a cure before you die....

secondly as qrich said the chances of you knocking her up when she's on the rag are slim to none, seriously if she gets pregnant i see romans, king herod and a cross in your unborn childs future

[ukplayer4]

Funny thing is reading each and every comment in here made me want to throw my entire guts out even if I didn't have sex unprotectingly. Now I feel like her being pregnant isn't as bad as these responses :lol. My stomach is seriously about to give in like I'm either goin to throw up or take a huge shit.

It's crazy. Like I said can you suck me off she's like noo fxck me I'm like no condom so we did it but she sucked me anyways so WTF. I would of known this I wouldn't of done Jack.

Oo **** edit: she sucked me while she got done with a period oo godddd I must of been drunk or druggeddddd



perhaps she wants that seed man, be worried.

[IcanzIIravor]

Funny thing is reading each and every comment in here made me want to throw my entire guts out even if I didn't have sex unprotectingly. Now I feel like her being pregnant isn't as bad as these responses :lol. My stomach is seriously about to give in like I'm either goin to throw up or take a huge shit.

It's crazy. Like I said can you suck me off she's like noo fxck me I'm like no condom so we did it but she sucked me anyways so WTF. I would of known this I wouldn't of done Jack.

Oo **** edit: she sucked me while she got done with a period oo godddd I must of been drunk or druggeddddd

She might have an amateur porn background with a lean towards German since she enjoyed lapping up her own bloody juices. You got yourself a winner.

[ukplayer4]

Bloody d!ck, bloody sheets, AND blue balls? Worst night ever



:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ukplayer4]

you don't even know this chick that well always wear a condom, babies could be the least of your worries.. think babies are expensive try paying for anti aids drugs for the rest of your life and traveling to every aids march trying to drum up support so hopefully they find a cure before you die....

secondly as qrich said the chances of you knocking her up when she's on the rag are slim to none, seriously if she gets pregnant i see romans, king herod and a cross in your unborn childs future



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[AznTacoLover]

LOLOLOLOL :roll: this is great

[Dolphin]

Oo **** edit: she sucked me while she got done with a period oo godddd I must of been drunk or druggeddddd

Unless you were spitting out blood through your urethra too, I really don't see how this is relevant. You must still be on drugs.....:facepalm

[Draz]

Omg, I'm sure I don't got an STD. She doesn't have one she got checked. You can't get an STD off of some girls period unless she has an STD to give in the first place. But dammm I learned my lesson. Oo dammmmmmm I feel like I'm about to barf now :/.

[PowerGlove]

Stupid idiot
re

[JustinJDW]

Funny thing is reading each and every comment in here made me want to throw my entire guts out even if I didn't have sex unprotectingly. Now I feel like her being pregnant isn't as bad as these responses :lol. My stomach is seriously about to give in like I'm either goin to throw up or take a huge shit.

It's crazy. Like I said can you suck me off she's like noo fxck me I'm like no condom so we did it but she sucked me anyways so WTF. I would of known this I wouldn't of done Jack.

Oo **** edit: she sucked me while she got done with a period oo godddd I must of been drunk or druggeddddd:eek: :eek: :eek:

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Hulk Hogan]

Draz, nice trolling job you got going here... :oldlol:

[ukplayer4]

so she sucked off your period blood splattered dick but wouldnt give up teh anul?


that must have been confusing as hell, care to expand on the thought process that might have gone into that?

[Loneshot]

you don't even know this chick that well always wear a condom, babies could be the least of your worries.. think babies are expensive try paying for anti aids drugs for the rest of your life and traveling to every aids march trying to drum up support so hopefully they find a cure before you die....

secondly as qrich said the chances of you knocking her up when she's on the rag are slim to none, seriously if she gets pregnant i see romans, king herod and a cross in your unborn childs future
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dolphin]

so she sucked off your period blood splattered dick but wouldnt give up teh anul?


that must have been confusing as hell, care to expand on the thought process that might have gone into that?

Wait, she sucked him off with her blood on his d!ck?

Ya, it's pretty clear by now she had every intention of getting herself prego before hand. B!tch is craaaazzzyyyy.

That's worse than dude's cumming inside girls then eating them out with all the juice oozing out.

[PowerGlove]

I wonder if Draz went down on her. They both are dumb so chances are yes. Kid holding his nose like he does when he goes under water. Gross
:roll:

PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS THREAD!!!

[Loneshot]

Wait, she sucked him off with her blood on his d!ck?

Ya, it's pretty clear by now she had every intention of getting herself prego before hand. B!tch is craaaazzzyyyy.

Or a vampire:confusedshrug:

[IcanzIIravor]

Wait, she sucked him off with her blood on his d!ck?

Ya, it's pretty clear by now she had every intention of getting herself prego before hand. B!tch is craaaazzzyyyy.

That's worse than dude's cumming inside girls then eating them out with all the juice oozing out.

That girl is a super freak. Now I just need to know if after she cleaned him up did they swap some tongue. :lol

[Dolphin]

Or a vampire:confusedshrug:

Vampires don't drink their own blood. Wikipedia. Use it.:facepalm

[Draz]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude

[Dolphin]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude

Give her a break though, she's on her period.

[IcanzIIravor]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude

You should come to us for advice more often. You went from believing her guiness story and acting like a girlie man to [in your head] being assertive and putting her in check. You're going places.

[PowerGlove]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude

Push her down the stairs.

[ukplayer4]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude



thats the spirit son. you may also want to keep slipping regular doses of hormones into her food for good measure. just to be on the safe side.

[qrich]

Like the worst part about this is the fact that she's calm cool and collective about it. She's acting like she's the one who got me pregnant. Lol. She's like naaaa guiness will do the trick. Hell nawhh ***** you better punch yourself in the stomach 30 times a day till I see improvements in your attitude

Buy her cyanide.

[GOBB]

Buy her cyanide.

Why not let her have it. Then we have a rocks paper, scissors tournament to see who can claim the kid on their income tax? Why screw up money. :confusedshrug:

[Dolphin]

Imma try to sleep I got class in the morning at 6. Like she better let her friends take turns walking on her stomach where I'm from we don't do abortions the abortion way we do it the miscariage way where a stranger in a hoodie pushes you down stairs :lol

My buddies at 4chan are gonna e-mail this stuff to your principal.

[Draz]

Lol. I'm joking. I'm so sad I'm restless I can't sleep. Thanks ish you guys really make me more depressed then happy :lol

[Lebowsky]

Imma try to sleep I got class in the morning at 6. Like she better let her friends take turns walking on her stomach where I'm from we don't do abortions the abortion way we do it the miscariage way where a stranger in a hoodie pushes you down stairs :lol

Wtf, you got class at 6 am? It sure isn't sex ed.

[ukplayer4]

this is so relevant i feel, plus the most ive laughed from any stand up comedian in a good while.

corey holcomb, skip to 06.37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsSYtwiOq8

[kaiiu]

Lol. I'm joking. I'm so sad I'm restless I can't sleep. Thanks ish you guys really make me more depressed then happy :lol
:cletus:

[Dolphin]

Lol. I'm joking. I'm so sad I'm restless I can't sleep. Thanks ish you guys really make me more depressed then happy :lol

Ya, just don't make those jokes out loud. Getting expelled for claiming you wanna do harm to mother and unborn baby ain't gonna pay for diapers in the future.:no:

[IcanzIIravor]

Imma try to sleep I got class in the morning at 6. Like she better let her friends take turns walking on her stomach where I'm from we don't do abortions the abortion way we do it the miscariage way where a stranger in a hoodie pushes you down stairs :lol

There are 6 year old kids in the ghetto who would have slapped you upside the head telling them guinness and pepper prevent pregnancy. You're obviously not smart enough to plot something of this nature. Your best bet is to work your way up through McDonald's to head of the drive through and go from there. I'd hate to see you on America's Dumbest Criminals. Your mug shot would be classic, I bet.

[kaiiu]

Girls can't get pregnant if you sex 'em in the wheelbarrow position. It has to do with the way the nulvi rubs up against their ponjori, cutting off blood flow to semen receptors in their abarinthe. Trust me, I speak from experience. Here's a helpful diagram:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5656/positionstandingfwheelb.jpg
:roll: :roll:

[Lebowsky]

Silly rabbit...it's parenting classes :oldlol:
:roll:

[IcanzIIravor]

Girls can't get pregnant if you sex 'em in the wheelbarrow position. It has to do with the way the nulvi rubs up against their ponjori, cutting off blood flow to semen receptors in their abarinthe. Trust me, I speak from experience. Here's a helpful diagram:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5656/positionstandingfwheelb.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dolphin]

Girls can't get pregnant if you sex 'em in the wheelbarrow position. It has to do with the way the nulvi rubs up against their ponjori, cutting off blood flow to semen receptors in their abarinthe. Trust me, I speak from experience. Here's a helpful diagram:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5656/positionstandingfwheelb.jpg

So that's why you don't have any future nba superstar half brothers. lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!:lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[knickmybockers]

this is nothing a swift blow to the gut can't fix.

and lol @ you didn't ***. you probably came within the first minute.

[ukplayer4]

LMAO this guy tryin to say it was all a joke after he gets roasted in a thread in which he was lookin for advice.

:roll: :roll:

Too late to lie now n!gga :oldlol:


hes not saying its all a joke hes just saying he was joking about an assassination attempt if shes pregnant.

[Scientist]

OP is gay doe like

http://i.imgur.com/OeI0R.gif

[Scientist]

Stupid Imageshack...
http://s4.postimage.org/23uuh1sv8/position_standingf_wheelbarrow.jpg

It's a shame such a great beer has to be used in such manner.

[Scholar]

This thread was definitely worth the click! LOL

[Meticode]

You can still impregnate a girl with precum. You're ****ed my friend.
If she was on her period and you only did precum, I'm 95% sure you didn't get her pregnant. Precum doesn't have a lot of semen in it to begin with, and a woman's eggs are only dropping certain days of the month after the period is over to begin with.

[DonCorleone]

http://i.imgur.com/AdL90.gif

[Da KO King]

First, she can get preggers by precum but the chances are VERY low.

Second, if you did it during the heavy part of her cycle even if you did blast off the chances of her getting knocked up are lower because her walls aren't strong enough to hold a fertilized egg.

[Meticode]

http://i.imgur.com/AdL90.gif
That's so wrong! :oldlol:

[Loneshot]

http://i.imgur.com/AdL90.gif
omg :roll:

[Done_And_Done]

Before you kill yourself can I have your xbox 360 with games? Leave your mum a note where to send. I'm inboxing my address to you now plus I'll repay her for shipping.

:roll: :roll:

[lilojmayo]

This thread was definitely worth the click! LOL
:oldlol: at this thread, there is some Charles Manson s** going on in here

[All Net]

http://i.imgur.com/AdL90.gif
:eek:

[JtotheIzzo]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?

If she's bleeding you're in the clear for pregnancy, but all that blood? Damn homey, that is some HIV and Hepatitis shit right there.

[ZGalifianakis]

You're cool, dont listen to these jerks. Your precum cant get him pregnant.
And you think you are cool because you said that ?

[Draz]

I'm up. I'm going to shower and hope I can focus in class.

[YouCallILose]

wow people on this forum are idiots. if she was on her period she can't get pregnant you imbeciles

[alenleomessi]

wow people on this forum are idiots. if she was on her period she can't get pregnant you imbeciles
It is possible

[step_back]

wow people on this forum are idiots. if she was on her period she can't get pregnant you imbeciles

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I bet you have been telling yourself that for years. A Girl CAN get pregnant while on here period. The chances are just not as high.

Draz here is what you should do.

Step 1. Go get a pregnancy test.

Step 2. Go get yourself checked out at the sexual health clinic.

Step 3. Get yourself a box of condoms and always have at least 1 on you at all times.

Step 4. Go get yourself several guinesses, if her pregnancy test comes back negative and so does your check up you can drink for a celebration. If they both come back positive you might as well get a head start on yourself and climb in that bottle son.


P.S Unprotected sex should only occur when you're with a girl who is on birth control and your both clean of STDS. I have had a pregnancy scare with my ex before, there not nice.

[YouCallILose]

the ONLY way a girl can get pregnant on her period is if she has an extremely short cycle, like 1-2 days which is not the case in 99.99% of women.

[All Net]

It is possible

1% chance.

[niko]

Hey, after a year or so they sleep through the night. And after 17 more years you can kick them out. That's not more than 20% of your life, right? no big deal.

[niko]

Oops

[Blackisbig]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/BadDNA/Theme%20Photos/2d351441.gif

[BrentISballin]

Why didn't she just take a morning after pill? I think pre *** getting someone pregnant is a myth also unless you had ejaculated 10 min before you guys had sex and didn't pee or anything in between.

["Jesus"]

:lol @ thread.

[Amare4lyfe]

If she had sex with other people, then you might have a good chance of getting HIV or other STDs.

[FatComputerNerd]

You have AIDS

[Meticode]

wow people on this forum are idiots. if she was on her period she can't get pregnant you imbeciles
Uhhh. Yes you can. It's just very, very unlikely. Not sure if you're serious, or just fishing for comments.

[Meticode]

Why didn't she just take a morning after pill? I think pre *** getting someone pregnant is a myth also unless you had ejaculated 10 min before you guys had sex and didn't pee or anything in between.
It's not a myth, it has sperm in it. Sperm gets women pregnant, it's just very unlikely to happen because it has a much lower sperm count than actual ejaculation semen. It's probably in the 95%+ area at least.

[ukplayer4]

thankyou meticode, people should really try checking facts before they call others out for being idiots, its just double :facepalm. and three times for people that havent realised that most of us were just laying it on heavy because of how worried he was.

[Meticode]

thankyou meticode, people should really try checking facts before they call others out for being idiots, its just double :facepalm. and three times for people that havent realised that most of us were just laying it on heavy because of how worried he was.
I couldn't tell if people were trolling or they simply are ignorant about it.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?
Congratulations buddy! Your going to be a father!:applause:

[Meticode]

Next time us a damn condom from the start of penetration.

[GOBB]

And you think you are cool because you said that ?

I am cool and you are gay. Which is why you are offended by that post.

[Andrei89]

She didn't say that her aunt did she's just backing that up. Fuxkkk can any of you virgins tell me if you had sex unprotected and pulled out without her getting pregnant??


Man i have been fking that way for 5 years now and never got any of them pregnant

Maybe i am sterile...but anyway, il check it out if i ever want kids:lol

Although you probably have aids

[mcrd101]

Uhhh. Yes you can. It's just very, very unlikely. Not sure if you're serious, or just fishing for comments.

add a few "very"s to that. Ive been through a similar situation, and everything ended fine. I did some in depth research, and if I remember right, it was like 5 out of every 100 woman get pregnant from pre-***, so you're probably good.

[Lebowsky]

add a few "very"s to that. Ive been through a similar situation, and everything ended fine. I did some in depth research, and if I remember right, it was like 5 out of every 100 woman get pregnant from pre-***, so you're probably good.
5% is much higher a probability than I'd feel comfortable with in that situation.

[KingBeasley08]

:roll:

[B-Low]

waitwaitwaitwaitwait I just realized who this Draz fella is! The young guy who used to have the shirtless pic of himself as his avatar where it looked like he was f*ckin someone :oldlol:

Maybe we can call that pic the "before" shot now

[PistonsFan#21]

5% is much higher a probability than I'd feel comfortable with in that situation.

5% without counting the fact that she was on her period which decreases the chances even more

[Bano114]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.

She's also the same girl who ****ed you with out protection. I wouldn't take her word for this.:confusedshrug:

[Draz]

I'm so ****ing mad at this girl yo. I'm about to blow my lid. I made the biggest mistake of my life.

[RidonKs]

Quick, commit suicide before you find out or else you may find out you got her pregnant and commit suicide.
:oldlol:

[DonCorleone]

I'm so ****ing mad at this girl yo. I'm about to blow my lid. I made the biggest mistake of my life.

Just marry her. She will suck your dick all day.

I can tell she is that kind of girl.

[Bano114]

I'm so ****ing mad at this girl yo. I'm about to blow my lid. I made the biggest mistake of my life.

Next time remember: Don't be a dummy, *** on her tummy.

[LA_Showtime]

Kick her in the crotch.

[Colin Cowherd]

Jab an icepick in your retina, meatball.

[ILLsmak]

Please please help me. I had unprotected sex and I didn't *** inside of her infact I didn't *** at all. What I know I did was precum. She was on her period. Yes I know ugh god she ****ed up my sheets never **** a girl when she has her period it smelled like ass. Anyways, I'm about to throw up, I'm sick in my stomach and I'm going nuts. Please please tell me what should I do and what can happen if I'm sure I precummed in her but not ***? What can I do?

We gonna act like everyone here hasn't had unprotected sex? You gotta have faith man... lol. It's up to God now.

I'd be more worried about STDs... tbh.

-Smak

[Scientist]

I'm so ****ing mad at this girl yo. I'm about to blow my lid. I made the biggest mistake of my life.

Are you black?

[DeronMillsap]

She said drinking guiness and black pepper would do the trick? **** I'm scared guys stop being immature I'm on a suicide watch ATM I'm
going to like overdose on Viagra.
Just ask her if she was on some kind of birth control pills.

[Done_And_Done]

lol @ a Guinness & black pepper concoction as an organic method of prevention against pregnancy...

Where did you meet this kid, the special olympics?

[wheyhigh]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dasher]

This was some good sh*t.

[irondarts]

A+ Thread. Would read again.

[Hawker]

Go get your dick swabbed dude.

[TennesseeFan]

I spent 3 days helping my 15 year old friend trying to find birth control pills.


Mein freunds, if you're gonna ****, use a condom.

[IcanzIIravor]

I spent 3 days helping my 15 year old friend trying to find birth control pills.


Mein freunds, if you're gonna ****, use a condom.

How old are you?

[Harion]

i haven't been reading and posting on any subforums in ISH aside from the NBA forum. but this thread has encouraged me to visit OTC regularly. shit in here's just so hilarious :lol

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Haha sex!
Your gonna be a father bro, good news for ya.