The good,bad and the ugly.

[The Roxy]

Saw this on another forum ,here's the rules. See if we can do this.

1) Someone posts a GOOD situation, example:

"GOOD: you get straight A's in High School"

2)Then the next person posts a BAD situation, example:

"BAD: But you have to goto a community college"

3)And then the next person posts an UGLY situation, example:

"UGLY: You major in Art"

Lets Start!

[geeWiz15]

good: have a footlong schlocker

[GOBB]

The good?

http://www.nba.com/media/mia_dan_305x350_finals.jpg


The bad?

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nba/images/060628newnbaball.jpg


The ugly?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/StrikSkillz/DSC01143.jpg

[geeWiz15]

well, I was trying to avoid the subject of the other post, but, hell, why not. :roll:

[The Roxy]

Ah you're only suppose to do one, not all three .

[The Roxy]

The good: You win a million dollars

[GOBB]

The bad: You spend it all on different styled letter "P" fitted caps

[RidonKs]

The Ugly: Roxy getting destroyed by GoBB.

[jaydacris]

The ugly: the hats are ugly :(

[Heretik32]

The ugly: bragging in basketball forums about how you had so much money you practically HAVE to spend it on hats.

[VCDrivesAPorscheToWork]

The Good: You Find a Winning Lottery Ticket on the Floor

[MaxFly]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: @ the pictures...

[The Roxy]

It's a message board, me having more money then all of you is getting destroyed? news to me, time to die:rolleyes:, but really that clown has dried out the cap jokes.

[WADE MONEY]

The Good: You Find a Winning Lottery Ticket on the Floor

the bad: your ***** ass girlfriend finds out

[VCDrivesAPorscheToWork]

It's a message board, me having more money then all of you is getting destroyed? news to me, time to die:rolleyes:, but really that clown has dried out the cap jokes.


but the backdrop of that picture shows an apartment. you could just be some middle class working man who cna't afford a house so he decides to deck out of smaller luxuries to feel like he is a big man.

[RidonKs]

How can you tell it's an appartment (not that it isn't)?

[The Roxy]

but the backdrop of that picture shows an apartment. you could just be some middle class working man who cna't afford a house so he decides to deck out of smaller luxuries to feel like he is a big man.
Yeah but you'll never know, stop assuming and i'll stop having to brag people, I hate having to step all over people with how much money i have.

[The Roxy]

How can you tell it's an appartment (not that it isn't)?
It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.

[GOBB]

You also hate having to step over your roomates sleeping in the living room as you manage to get to the bathroom on the other side.

You also hate having to admit the caps are yours and not this "mysterious" roomate like the guy in Half Baked who sleeps on the couch all day. Why else would you sport your roomates hats as an avatar? Guess your hat collection blows?

You also hate the fact some posters realize you having all this money yet sharing an apartment where the most valuable thing is the entertainment system is hilarious. I mean why do you need roomates? You're riich biitch!

:lol:

[GOBB]

It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.

:roll: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Sounds like Mr Drummonds penthouse on Different Strokes!


Here dig yourself a ditch because you're next trip is in a grave!

http://mock-trial.uchicago.edu/archives/ellis/shovel.jpg

[MaxFly]

Roxy, change your screen name and start over son...

[The Roxy]

:roll: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Sounds like Mr Drummonds penthouse on Different Strokes!


http://mock-trial.uchicago.edu/archives/ellis/shovel.jpg
:oldlol: good comparison, but modern:rockon:

[the even bigger black guy]

It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.

yet you hang hats in the living room around that budget plasma

[shafir]

Yeah but you'll never know, stop assuming and i'll stop having to brag people, I hate having to step all over people with how much money i have.

It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.
Yup, which is why you need rommates :violin:

[glidedrxlr22]

I feel like bending all the bills on those hats. Straight bills are a trend that needs to go away....and don't get me started on the hat size stickers.

[GOBB]

Why live in an apartment (sharing with Balky) when you can buy a HOUSE?

[The Roxy]

It's paid for, my roomies= friends and friends of friends. I'm fasinated on how much you guys care about my living conditions. Maybe I should write a book, you clowns would probaly buy it:roll:

[GOBB]

It's paid for, my roomies= friends and friends of friends. I'm fasinated on how much you guys care about my living conditions. Maybe I should write a book, you clowns would probaly buy it:roll:

How many roomies is it?

The photo of the living room suggests its a small place. At BEST two bedroom (if that). Small bathroom (tub and toilet basically are 1 and the same with a nasty stain inside both), kitchen is basically in the living room but when you play pretend its really not. I mean you can fool someone you know. Closet is small so if you hid in it, another person trying couldnt. You dont have a couch rather a fruton that one of your many roomates sleep on.

[glidedrxlr22]

You forgot to hang this one up:

http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/2522590897

[GOBB]

:oldlol:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~ohobaindsl/b3ta/phat-in-hat.jpg

[The Roxy]

Not funny,take a number and try again.:banana:

[JSub]

:oldlol:

Roxy, you've only got 200 posts. If you ever hope to be taken seriously again, its not too late to change your username and never mention your fugly hats again.

[The Roxy]

:oldlol:

Roxy, you've only got 200 posts. If you ever hope to be taken seriously again, its not too late to change your username and never mention your fugly hats again.
Who said they're mine:confusedshrug:

[LakersDynasty]

Why does it say "Est Europe" on your profile when you're from London which IS West Europe. Something is not right here.

[GOBB]

Not funny,take a number and try again.:banana:

My cap rack better than yours...

http://www.stacksandstacks.com/image/80063.jpg

[The Roxy]

Why does it say "Est Europe" on your profile when you're from London which IS West Europe. Something is not right here.
I already said i'm from L.A, used to live in est europe and london.

[GOBB]

I already said i'm from L.A, used to live in est europe and london.

:wtf:

[kumquat]

It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.

Yeh right, London is about as pricey as NY, so you would be paying about $2,000 a week and want to hang your hats up on the wall in it. :oldlol:

[LAZYBOY]

I'm fasinated on how much you guys care about my living conditions.

Quit bragging about nothing and go have some tea and crumpets wanker.

[The Roxy]

Ladies, leave my personal life to me, this thread is totally off topic now:banghead: I've posted here more in two days then i have 3-4 months, why? I kept getting hounded on like a rock star that just showed up in small town USA.

[kumquat]

Ladies, leave my personal life to me, this thread is totally off topic now:banghead: I've posted here more in two days then i have 3-4 months, why? I kept getting hounded on like a rock star that just showed up in small town USA.

Hounded like a rock star :oldlol: More like being pissed on like a toilet.

[rezznor]

nice apartments don't have the front door open up right into the living room, next to the off-brand budget lcd. they open up into a hallway. they have closets where you can hide your ugly hats from the public. why is your budget flat screen on the tv stand? you have money, couldnt afford a proffesional installer to hang it up on the wall? at least hide the wires bud.

london isnt cheap, if you live in a 5 bedroom apt, that **** would be 4-5 grand minimum. if you really live there, tell me how many lions are in front of the London art museum? what major building is next to hyde park?

p.s. didn't i see your entertainment rack at IKEA? you baller you.

[GOBB]

nice apartments don't have the front door open up right into the living room, next to the off-brand budget lcd. they open up into a hallway. they have closets where you can hide your ugly hats from the public. why is your budget flat screen on the tv stand? you have money, couldnt afford a proffesional installer to hang it up on the wall? at least hide the wires bud.

london isnt cheap, if you live in a 5 bedroom apt, that **** would be 4-5 grand minimum. if you really live there, tell me how many lions are in front of the London art museum? what major building is next to hyde park?

:roll:

TheRoxy "I'm from L.A!!! Not London!"

[craigthomasb]

:roll:

downtown london? bit vauge isnt it??

ps. there is no downtown, what area is it in, north, south east west????

[rezznor]

roxy is googling furiously to try to find the answers to my questions.

http://www.fchouse.com/wp-content/Images/NerdAtWork.jpg

[adamcz]

This thread is awesome. Roxy is an instant legend, in the HOF alongside GoRapz, Heliege and Ev08.

[geeWiz15]

Roxy >>> all the other ISH jokes combined. where do I even begin:

1. admits to losing his virginity at age 23 to a hooker in desperation

2. pretends to be a 16 year old asian girl preparing for her driving test, eventually admits he did it "for fun."

3. and now this.

honestly.. this is the stuff of legends.


roxy is googling furiously to try to find the answers to my questions.
you know it.. hey roxy some advice: Google Maps is the best. true dat. double true!

[GOBB]

2. pretends to be a 16 year old asian girl preparing for her driving test, eventually admits he did it "for fun."!

:oldlol:

[craigthomasb]

"roxy comes from london, the best in the land"
"he dont use one finger the whole ****ing hand"
"and its no nay never, no nay never no more"
"shall i flick the ****** no never no more"

[The Roxy]

Roxy >>> all the other ISH jokes combined. where do I even begin:

1. admits to losing his virginity at age 23 to a hooker in desperation

2. pretends to be a 16 year old asian girl preparing for her driving test, eventually admits he did it "for fun."

3. and now this.

honestly.. this is the stuff of legends.


you know it.. hey roxy some advice: Google Maps is the best. true dat. double true!
How do you remember all dat? I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin chicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

[craigthomasb]

How do you remember all dat? I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin cdicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

chalk up another one

[LAZYBOY]

:roll:
bangin cdicks


:oldlol:

[kumquat]

out bangin cdicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

Is this before or after you come home from a hard days work, to watch full house on your christmas assed hdtv with your "girlfriend"

[MaxFly]

Who said they're mine:confusedshrug:

Why would you create an avatar with hats? Haven't you learned?

[MaxFly]

Roxy >>> all the other ISH jokes combined. where do I even begin:

1. admits to losing his virginity at age 23 to a hooker in desperation

2. pretends to be a 16 year old asian girl preparing for her driving test, eventually admits he did it "for fun."

3. and now this.

honestly.. this is the stuff of legends.


you know it.. hey roxy some advice: Google Maps is the best. true dat. double true!

I never knew these things... Wow... :roll: :roll: :roll:

[LAZYBOY]

bangin chicks

Why'd you change it? You know you were bangin cdicks! :roll:

[JSub]

How do you remember all dat? I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin cdicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

How do you mistype "chicks" when the letters "D" and "H" are so far apart on the keyboard? Its obvious what you were really thinking about.

[GOBB]

I still dont understand this...

I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin cdicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

:confusedshrug:

[One of Shemps Kids]

Where did Roxy's thread about his tv and his girlfriend go?

[GOBB]

Where did Roxy's thread about his tv and his girlfriend go?

Off court.

[geeWiz15]

How do you remember all dat? I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin chicks and smokin chronic 24/7.
you were too busy being a lowlife to go out and take your driving test? what kind of pathetic piece of **** ARE you? you're taking the wrong road with your lying. driving is considered COOL. being 24 years old and not having a drivers license is not cool or justifyable anywhere or in any context. a man being nervous about his driving test is even more pathetic because all men are born good drivers unless they're gay or blind.

you already admitted to losing your virginity at age 23 so I highly doubt you were too busy "bangin chicks" when you should have been getting your license with the rest of the human race.

at least Shogon admits to being pathetic. wow.

[VCDrivesAPorscheToWork]

It's a 5 bed, 4 bath in downtown London. Master bed, big bubble bath,bar. Better then your average smuck.


i live in a 3400 sq feet house with 3 floors, 15 beds, 8 baths and a backyard the size of Central Park.


you may ask how do you know I am tellin the truth? how do I know you are telling the truth? meh. if you had so much money, why won't you properly decorate your house a rich man is supposed to and stop buying sports paraphranelia as your main source of decor?

[LAZYBOY]

all men are born good drivers unless they're gay or blind.
:roll:
The "P" on his hats really isn't a P. It's brail for gay, so yes he's gay and blind.

[ElPigto]

:oldlol:

Can someone post the Adamcz picture, the one with the receipt.

[The Roxy]

I still dont understand this...

I said i was an asian 16yr old because who wants to give advice to a 24 yr old guy that never took his road test because hes out bangin cdicks and smokin chronic 24/7.

:confusedshrug:
Basically saying I got rides from all the hotties i knew/smoked with, so i never needed a licence, and then the china girl part can explain itself i guess?? f*** i don't know, off my case sherlock, i wrote about that so long ago, geeWiz15 remembers what i wrote better then i do, must be taking notes.

[LakersDynasty]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3293/realroomxw9.jpg

[EuJazz]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3293/realroomxw9.jpg

LMAO.

[XxNeXuSxX]

:roll: at this thread.

[The Roxy]

you were too busy being a lowlife to go out and take your driving test? what kind of pathetic piece of **** ARE you? you're taking the wrong road with your lying. driving is considered COOL. being 24 years old and not having a drivers license is not cool or justifyable anywhere or in any context. a man being nervous about his driving test is even more pathetic because all men are born good drivers unless they're gay or blind.

you already admitted to losing your virginity at age 23 so I highly doubt you were too busy "bangin chicks" when you should have been getting your license with the rest of the human race.

at least Shogon admits to being pathetic. wow.

Come back to me when you lose you're virginity....................17 yrs later

geeWiz15:" i did it" ...................... with his mother:lol:

[EuJazz]

Come back to me when you lose you're virginity....................17 yrs later

geeWiz15:" i did it" with his mother:lol:


Excuse me, you have Pee on your hat.

[scrotania]

why ya got so many P's on your hats?

[The Roxy]

They're not mine i said , god damn idiots. How many times am i gonna repeat myself.

[ElPigto]

Come back to me when you lose you're virginity....................17 yrs later

geeWiz15:" i did it" ...................... with his mother:lol:

That's weak.

[XxNeXuSxX]

Excuse me, you have Pee on your hat.
:oldlol:

[scrotania]

what's with your infatuation with P'z?

[LakersDynasty]

They're not mine i said , god damn idiots. How many times am i gonna repeat myself.
So your roommates let you wear them whenever you want?

[ElPigto]

They're not mine i said , god damn idiots. How many times am i gonna repeat myself.

You said they were yours idiots. Why do you keep repeating the same crap?

[scrotania]

are you from peterburough?

[XxNeXuSxX]

This is another Heilige thread all over again.

[The Roxy]

You said they were yours idiots. Why do you keep repeating the same crap?
I said I had hats, not those ones though, i feel like i'm talking to a 5 yr old everytime someone says something about the damn hats.

[XxNeXuSxX]

I said I had hats, not those ones though, i feel like i'm talking to a 5 yr old everytime someone says something about the damn hats.
Why do you have 'P' hats in your avatar?

[LakersDynasty]

Why did you lie and say you're from London when you're from L.A?

[scrotania]

Are you from Prague?

[The Roxy]

Why did you lie and say you're from London when you're from L.A?
I already explained, go find.

[ElPigto]

I said I had hats, not those ones though, i feel like i'm talking to a 5 yr old everytime someone says something about the damn hats.

Perhaps you are a 20 year old acting like a 5 year old.

Those are your P-hats, you even made an insult towards those that don't have them. You thought we were so jealous of your collection of P-hats. They are yours. Who the hell lets their roommate put their hat rack in front of their tv. Admit it you took down the rack already because you are scared of what a bunch of posters think about you, freakin idiot.

[LAZYBOY]

Does the P stand for prick?

[XxNeXuSxX]

I already explained, go find.
Why are you ignoring Rezznor's questions? :lol:

[LakersDynasty]

I already explained, go find.
Why do you have your "roommates'" hats in your avatar?

[EuJazz]

i feel like i'm talking to a 5 yr old everytime someone says something about the damn hats.

ProPably Pecause you Put yourPelf in that Pituation.

[scrotania]

Do all those P's really make you larger?

[The Roxy]

Why do you have your "roommates'" hats in your avatar?
Hell of it, i'm really done anwsering dumb questions.

[LAZYBOY]

Does the P mean you take it in the pooper?

[scrotania]

what else do your roomates share with you?

[XxNeXuSxX]

Hell of it, i'm really done anwsering dumb questions.
It's not a dumb question, why would you randomly put a roomy's hats in your avatar? He might be pretty... freaked out if he saw it.

[LakersDynasty]

It's not a dumb question, why would you randomly put a roomy's hats in your avatar? He might be pretty... freaked out if he saw it.
He's not the only person in the world with P hats....Wait, never mind. :hammerhead:

[EuJazz]

No he did NOT just change his avatar.

LMAO.

[XxNeXuSxX]

No he did NOT just change his avatar.

LMAO.
:oldlol:

[rezznor]

o my bad i guess i was wrong. having parliament as your avatar must really prove to all of us that you are from london after all? :roll:

did you find that gif when you were trying to google answers to my questions? come on man, they arent that hard. any londoner would know it. hell, i just vacation there and i know the answers. i'll ask again.

how many lions are in front of the london art museum? and what significant building is next to hyde park?

how about this one. what does the the automatic voice say to you when you are in the underground and a train comes?

[The Roxy]

o my bad i guess i was wrong. having parliament as your avatar must really prove to all of us that you are from london after all? :roll:

did you find that gif when you were trying to google answers to my questions? come on man, they arent that hard. any londoner would know it. hell, i just vacation there and i know the answers. i'll ask again.

how many lions are in front of the london art museum? and what significant building is next to hyde park?

how about this one. what does the the automatic voice say to you when you are in the underground and a train comes?
:confusedshrug: why? who wants to know?

[the even bigger black guy]

lol @ the roxy bumping the thread embarassing him

he just wants attention. what a chachi

[rezznor]

:confusedshrug: why? who wants to know?
i want to know. did a whole day on google reveal the answers yet?

[The Roxy]

lol @ the roxy bumping the thread embarassing him

he just wants attention. what a chachi
I barely ever post here dork, I could careless.

[Kazhakstan Hobby]

The Good: Roxy's Tv
The Bad: His Hats
The Ugly: His Girl.


Oh Snap.

[the even bigger black guy]

Roxy - why do you keep replying?

What does the P stand for on those hats?

[The Roxy]

I'll ask my roomate later.

[LAZYBOY]

"Roxy is soooo rich"
*crowd responds* "How rich is he?"
"He can buy a bunch of P-hats and hang them on his living room wall surrounding his second hand TV sitting on a hotel room service cart in his 1 bedroom loft in downtown Wichita that he shares with 8 of his trailor park rejects."

*crowd boo's and throws rotten fruit that pelts Roxy in the face*

:no:

[rezznor]

I'll ask my roomate later.


why? don't you know the answers?

don't tell me you have never used the tubes in London, or have never been to Hyde park. that's like living in manhatten and never getting on the subway and never going to central park.

[GOBB]

:roll:

[XxNeXuSxX]

So you have no idea what the 'P' hats meant, yet you felt inclined to put them in your avatar... I see...


Wait... No, I don't.

[the even bigger black guy]

it's 4:30am in London. why are you up and posting?

[rezznor]

it's 4:30am in London. why are you up and posting?


yea, don't you have a long day of work tomorrow so you can come home to your christmas'd out tv?

[XxNeXuSxX]

Is your job consisted of buying and reselling hat that have the letter 'p' on them? And if so, why don't you tell us what it stands for? We are all dying in anticipation for your responses.

[Jerm]

:roll:...I need to get back on ISH. Roxy you're a freaking idiot, just get a new username.

[ElPigto]

P-hats, gosh this is classic, I have yet to stop laughing when I read about them. Adamcz mentioning them in his thread was classic.

:oldlol:

[Inspector Rick]

Wow. I dont even know what to say to this. Just pathetic. We have another "Quad Seoson" in the making here fellas. Sit back grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the ride.

[Spike Spiegel]

It's paid for, my roomies= friends and friends of friends. I'm fasinated on how much you guys care about my living conditions. Maybe I should write a book, you clowns would probaly buy it:roll:

And I'm fascinated on how worried you are about how people perceive you on a message board to the point where you must boast about all that you own. Much insecurity, yes?

[hotsizzle]

:roll: :roll: :roll: @ this whole thread

[Spike Spiegel]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3293/realroomxw9.jpg

:bowdown:

[eboloid]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4fvow9t.png

[Spike Spiegel]

LOL

Awesome

[rezznor]

whatever happened to this guy