Would you Fakk Snooki?

[Ass Dan]

Been vacillating hardcore on this one until recently. At first I was like, hmmm, ya know what I just might, then I was like naaahhhhh, then I was like, well maybe a teet fakk, but then I was like, she probably smells like a mixture of puke and Malboro, then I was like, well I could get brains from her and she probably wouldn't need to bend over or get on her knees, but then I was like, uhhh, maybe not, then I was like weeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll maybe?????

But now, NO FAKKIN WAY, not even with JerrySteakhouse's virgin 4.5 incher.

Not interested in the slightest, hoe grew on me the wrong way, and pokin that might make other things grow on me.

[Nancy] just say no [/Reagan]

[Hazard]

If by "fakk" you mean kick her in the face then yes.

[Godzuki]

I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.

[enayes]

she's worth an hour or so

[Ass Dan]

I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.

I like this cat's style. Hate fakkin goin on up in here yo!

[Premeditated]

with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.

[Maniak]

she's worth an hour or so
An hour? She'd have lost like 20-30 pounds if you went at it for an hour.

[Ass Dan]

with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.


Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.:pimp:

[Hazard]

she's worth an hour or so
Even after 3 hours of pounding that trash I still doubt I would c*m... ew

[boozehound]

not even with your dick

[Premeditated]

Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.:pimp:
I know you're trying to go the homosexual route to downplay the fact that you've never marinated your cack in a puzzy, so people can think your so comfortable, but its not going to work dun dun.

[wheyhigh]

I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
exactly. she doesn't get the clue ether from vinny. my nigg@ vinny is only interested in her when hes drunk, but sober, he'll stay away. she needs to look in the mirror, no respectable man wants to hit that dark midget b!tch. ugly as hell, has an array of STD's, very bitchy, etc.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

ehhh I share a lotta the similar thought process with u on this one Azz Dan.

But when you got into the nitty-gritty of her odor I was really turned off. There's something rather charming about her, and frankly I could see myself getting off to pulling her f*ckin hair and disrupting that abomination of a fad they call the Bob, and violating someone more famous than me'self.

But at the end of the day. No.

[IlliniFan]

I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
Yeah, she talks about wanting some ridiculously ripped guy, yet she's 4'9 and probably weighs 140. But yeah, I'd have to be completely hammered.

[L.Kizzle]

So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.

[wheyhigh]

So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.
not everyone has your standards. at least in a sober state.

[boozehound]

So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.
what? Why? She is far less attractive than any chick I have ever been with. Why would I want to smash an oompa-loompa? Cause shes famous? Sorry, doesnt do it for me. Her bod is terrible, shes got an ugly face and shes a self-absorbed vapid ***** with a terrible attitude and worldview. why in the world would anyone but a drunk guido be interested in smashing that day-glo orange bowling ball of a guidette?

[boozehound]

just to be sure, this is who we are talking about right?

http://starjerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Snooki.jpg
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Snooki-Punched-500x282.jpg
http://ultimateoutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/293_ad_Snooki_122909.jpg

I love that the last image is a beauty special and is a shopped and brushed image and shes still ugly as falk.

[wheyhigh]

what? Why? She is far less attractive than any chick I have ever been with. Why would I want to smash an oompa-loompa? Cause shes famous? Sorry, doesnt do it for me. Her bod is terrible, shes got an ugly face and shes a self-absorbed vapid ***** with a terrible attitude and worldview. why in the world would anyone but a drunk guido be interested in smashing that day-glo orange bowling ball of a guidette?
:applause:

couldn't agree more. snooki is an STD.

[Toizumi]

http://news.about-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki-jersey-shore.jpg

:roll: - NO

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Whose Snooki?

[StateProperty]

sure

[Nike_jumpman_23]

I definitely would.

[El Kabong]

I'd take her from behind, but I wouldn't give her the full works. That means no kissing and no going down on her. Just a quick in and out job.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

I'd take her from behind, but I wouldn't give her the full works. That means no kissing and no going down on her. Just a quick in and out job.

Lies.

[leopoldstotch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q

i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol

[StateProperty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q

i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol
Mets fan? okay take it back. no I wouldn't **** her.

[Lebowsky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKXcxKJ58Q

i don't know what happened between this time and now. too bad she went downhill after this video. :lol

I don't see any difference at all, it's the same ugly orange piece of shit.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

Snooki actually looks pretty cute in that video.

That obviously must have been taken before she put on 20-30 pounds around the same time J.S. started being filmed.

[baseketball4life]

no doubt I'd hit that sex is probably wild as fuc*k with her just get some alchy in me or else it'd be hard to get horny for that oompa loompa look alike.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

LoL WTF are you guys talking about?

[Mr. Grieves]

No, I can do better.

[LA_Showtime]

She's famous. Of course I would.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg

[miller-time]

if i can have a month or two to get her into some sort of working order i probably would.

[JtotheIzzo]

http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg


sadly that is a fake, she is much more pear shaped than that, I'd hit that body in the picture for sure.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

That actually isn't a fake.

Believably, Snooki used to be 20-30 pounds thinner than she is/was during the Jersey Shore filming.

And like I say, she's pretty cute when she's thin.

[prodnus]

http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg

Only a homo won't hit that

[boozehound]

well, that young girl is dead and gone, replaced by this monstrosity
http://cdn01.okcdn.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Snooki_Feb12newsne.jpg

[Nike_jumpman_23]

Only a homo won't hit that


Agreed.

[Lakers Legend#32]

No Fat Chicks Ever!

[AirTupac]

That actually isn't a fake.

Believably, Snooki used to be 20-30 pounds thinner than she is/was during the Jersey Shore filming.

And like I say, she's pretty cute when she's thin.

Yeah it isn't fake. She wasn't always a whale of an oompa loompa.

[oh the horror]

http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg



When she was this skinny, yep.



Now? Not so much. She skeeves me out now. Plus her personality just TURNS me off big time.

[Fatal9]

lol no.

http://sunsetentertainmentnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Snooki-South-Park.png

[Whatfoul?]

I would, dam hoe is famous, id get some pics of her getting down n dirty then sell them on...

[rufuspaul]

I would do it but I'd have to have some supplies available to me.

http://www.labsafety.com/images/xl/Lysol-All-Purpose-Cleaner-LSS-_i_S01_61174.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/imagesCA0U02MA.jpg

http://www.accessrx.com/blog/files/media/image/Duct%20Tape%202.jpg

and a pic of her when she looked like this:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/gallery-4007481.jpg

[Whatfoul?]

^^^

:roll:

[Nike_jumpman_23]

Snooki is hot when she weighs 80 pounds.

[Lebowsky]

Am I the only one who can't get over a chick being ****ing ORANGE?

[NY-Knicks]

and a pic of her when she looked like this:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/rufuspaul/gallery-4007481.jpg

What? :eek: She used to be thin? How old was she back then?

[crosso√er]

She has a nasty body; proportion wise.
Her face is cute, I just don't find chubby midgets all the appealing.

So no.

[rufuspaul]

What? :eek: She used to be thin? How old was she back then?

She's sucking in her gut but still she looks f*ckable. I think that pic was just taken 2 years ago.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

How is she orange?

[wheyhigh]

How is she orange?
too much tanning. i laugh when she says GTL...she seems to skip the Gym part because she's very fat.

[NY-Knicks]

She's sucking in her gut but still she looks f*ckable. I think that pic was just taken 2 years ago.

Yeah, she's definitely fckable in that pic.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

too much tanning. i laugh when she says GTL...she seems to skip the Gym part because she's very fat.


She doesn't say GTL, that is what the boys say.

And she is too dark maybe, but not orange.

[Lebowsky]

She doesn't say GTL, that is what the boys say.

And she is too dark maybe, but not orange.
http://news.about-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki-jersey-shore.jpg
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Snooki-Punched-500x282.jpg
http://ultimateoutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/293_ad_Snooki_122909.jpg
http://ctpatriot1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/snooki-naked.jpg

Looks orange to me.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

Looks too dark to me.

But I don't see orange.

[NY-Knicks]

That poof is hideous tho. Everytime she does her hair like that I almost feel bad for the people around her. I would just LOL. :lol

[JustinJDW]

Probably not.

[mcrd101]

Am I the only one who can't get over a chick being ****ing ORANGE?

this! :applause: :applause:

it really annoys me. too many girls overdo tanning. and some girls look better without the tan, even if its a light one.

[Nike_jumpman_23]

this! :applause: :applause:

it really annoys me. too many girls overdo tanning. and some girls look better without the tan, even if its a light one.


There is a difference between being too tan, which Snooki, and being actually orange as a result of a fake tan.

[kentatm]

am I shitfaced drunk or stone cold sober?

[rufuspaul]

am I shitfaced drunk or stone cold sober?

Oh I think you have to go with the former for it even to be a consideration.

[winwin]

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/snooki-totally-looks-like-baby-sinclair.jpg

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2010/02/snooki-nude.jpg

[VishaltotheG]

http://tj.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snooki.jpg

Your welcome

[Hawker]

No standards. Just stories. I'd smash lol

[mlh1981]

Sure, why not. It's not like I'm looking to marry the chick

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Sure, why not. It's not like I'm looking to marry the chick
i'd rather marry and divorce. $$$$$$$$$

[tomtucker]

Matt Kemp crashes into the wall

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=24284143&c_id=mlb

-
not what i expected from that title
.
sadly link is now edited to the right one by mlb.com.........it was snooki at a mets game

[KevinNYC]

I was once in an elevator with her and Pauly D. I hadn't seen the show yet, so I had no idea who they were or why they dressed like that or why they appeared to have a handler with them. I was thinking what the **** is up with this guys hair. It turns out there was a publisher on another floor and they were there to discuss a book deal.

This was NYC in March and Snooki was complaining that she it was too cold. The publicist/handler guy turned to her and said "You only brought shorts? You know we're going to Chicago tomorrow?"

They had first caught my attention in the lobby. They had to show their idea and Snooki starts going "Mal? Why does your id say Mal? That means bad?"

Pauly looks as his ID and says "That's because I'm male. It's for male."

[East_Stone_Ya]

I was once in an elevator with her and Pauly D. I hadn't seen the show yet, so I had no idea who they were or why they dressed like that or why they appeared to have a handler with them. I was thinking what the **** is up with this guys hair. It turns out there was a publisher on another floor and they were there to discuss a book deal.

This was NYC in March and Snooki was complaining that she it was too cold. The publicist/handler guy turned to her and said "You only brought shorts? You know we're going to Chicago tomorrow?"

They had first caught my attention in the lobby. They had to show their idea and Snooki starts going "Mal? Why does your id say Mal? That means bad?"

Pauly looks as his ID and says "That's because I'm male. It's for male."

:roll: