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DRoseOwnsACamry
03-24-2011, 04:04 PM
Who would you rather ****?

JWOWW

http://www.tvgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/jwoww-photo.jpg

http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/Jersey-shore-jwoww-maxim.jpg

http://ropinfool.com/jwoww-butt-panties-on-back-of-motorcycle-bike1.jpg


Kim Kardashian

http://www.assaralaserhairremoval.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kim-kardashian.jpg

http://wishididntknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kim-kardashian-sexy.jpg

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kim-kardashian-ass.jpg

8BeastlyXOIAD
03-24-2011, 04:05 PM
http://*******.se/pics/4217.jpg

Mr. Grieves
03-24-2011, 04:06 PM
This isn't even a contest wtf.

Why didn't you just ask if people like to get prison raped or if they like peanut butter better?

CJ Mustard
03-24-2011, 04:07 PM
:facepalm

DRoseOwnsACamry
03-24-2011, 04:08 PM
Relax people, this was an MTV poll and I wanted to see your opinions

Right here (http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/03/18/jwoww-vs-kim-kardashian-whos-the-sexiest-reality-star-on-tv/)

Jackass18
03-24-2011, 04:09 PM
I'd rather have sex with a ShamWow than Jwoww.

wheyhigh
03-24-2011, 04:09 PM
get in your camry and drive off a fcken cliff.

heyhey
03-24-2011, 04:11 PM
I bet Jwoww is a freak in bed. Kim doesn't do shit but lay there. If ray J couldn't rev the bish up I don't kno if I can.

kaiiu
03-24-2011, 04:15 PM
Jwow for the actual fvck. Kim for the bragging rites. Kim is a dead lay in bed

NY-Knicks
03-24-2011, 04:15 PM
get in your camry and drive off a fcken cliff.

WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :oldlol:


And also, WTF?!?

wTFaMonkey
03-24-2011, 04:18 PM
not even debatable. Kim all the way

crosso√er
03-24-2011, 04:23 PM
Jwow, I seen Kim's sex tape. Not much of a freak; who do I consider better looking though? Kim all day every day. Nicer eyes, lips, nose, face, nice booty; Jwow does have nice fake tits.

I think Jwow is the type of the girl that would like it rough, plus I'd motor boat the shit out of her tits.

rufuspaul
03-24-2011, 04:23 PM
Jwow for the actual fvck. Kim for the bragging rites. Kim is a dead lay in bed

This

Bano114
03-24-2011, 04:27 PM
Jwow actually grew up in the town right next to mine. I dont know if she still lives there but I hear people say that they have seen her around.

Loneshot
03-24-2011, 04:28 PM
Jwoww isn't attractive at all. Now Angelina, she got cakes.

Robens24
03-24-2011, 04:31 PM
Jwow for a one night stand and kim is long term relationship kind of girl for me.

rufuspaul
03-24-2011, 04:33 PM
Jwow for a one night stand and kim is long term relationship kind of girl for me.

Really? You really think you could put up with her prima dona bullshit over the long term? More power to ya.

Kensta
03-24-2011, 04:33 PM
Kim as a dead lay would still be better than JWOW

NY-Knicks
03-24-2011, 04:34 PM
Kim as a dead lay would still be better than JWOW

Probably, yeah.

rufuspaul
03-24-2011, 04:34 PM
Kim as a dead lay would still be better than JWOW

:lol She'd make a nice pillow that's for sure.

NY-Knicks
03-24-2011, 04:34 PM
:lol She'd make a nice pillow that's for sure.
:cheers:

crosso√er
03-24-2011, 04:35 PM
Jwow for a one night stand and kim is long term relationship kind of girl for me.

Jwow seems (from watching jersey shore) like she would probably be a better long-term relationship kind of girl. She does seem pretty faithful and is genuinely a good person. I personally like her personality on the show.

Kim is all about the bragging rights, I think she is really overrated, but Jwow isn't a good match. Her face is below average...

Robens24
03-24-2011, 04:45 PM
Really? You really think you could put up with her prima dona bullshit over the long term? More power to ya.
Well jwow seem kinda like a good girl to be with, so maybe you are right, cause i can't stand drama with a girl.

Godzuki
03-24-2011, 04:55 PM
Jwoww isn't attractive at all. Now Angelina, she got cakes.


:wtf:

thats a bad pic of JWOW OP posted but she can look pretty good sometimes. Angela was just skank nasty. dirty as in uncleansy too. Angela was the only chick more annoying than snookie.

Godzuki
03-24-2011, 04:57 PM
Kim is quality wifie material if you didn't know. She's probably the opposite of what most people who have never seen her personality think. Extremely clean, almost obsessive compulsive clean, very meek and naturally nice girl, doesn't even drink much or party, and is very responsible/professional. Its surprising once you see it.

Jackass18
03-24-2011, 04:57 PM
Jwow seems (from watching jersey shore) like she would probably be a better long-term relationship kind of girl. She does seem pretty faithful and is genuinely a good person. I personally like her personality on the show.

She's a ***** and she's proud of being a *****. That's not relationship material at all. Her quote for the show is "I

crosso√er
03-24-2011, 05:01 PM
[QUOTE=Jackass18]She's a ***** and she's proud of being a *****. That's not relationship material at all. Her quote for the show is "I

JtotheIzzo
03-24-2011, 05:05 PM
http://*******.se/pics/4217.jpg:roll:

NY-Knicks
03-24-2011, 05:17 PM
WTF is wrong with Kim's face on her first picture on the link? She looks like friggin' Michael Jackson.

ukplayer4
03-24-2011, 09:29 PM
jwow is close to perfection for me, probably a 9.5/10, kim= about a 6.5/10.

but then my taste is a little weird as is known.

Gundress
03-24-2011, 09:52 PM
I would put my money on Jwoww better in bed but Kim looks better than Jwoow.

I do think Kim sucks in bed...have you seen her sex-tape?, she ain't doing shit.

Done_And_Done
03-25-2011, 12:46 AM
F*uck providing a witty rationale

Kim > Jwow

Done
& Done

Patrick Chewing
03-25-2011, 01:14 AM
The only thing Jenni has going for her are those massive titties she gave herself. But with Kim you get the total package.

SCREWstonRockets
03-25-2011, 01:35 AM
I bet Jwoww is a freak in bed. Kim doesn't do shit but lay there. If ray J couldn't rev the bish up I don't kno if I can.
WTF is so special about ray j? If ray j can't do it, no one can? :oldlol: someone fill me in on the legend of ray j...

InspiredLebowski
03-25-2011, 01:38 AM
http://www.nba.com/pacers/photos/pacers_bulls_110318_f_%283%29.jpg

JWoww wins

takeittothehoop
03-25-2011, 01:38 AM
Kim Kardashian easily. Jwow ain't half bad though.

-playmaker-
03-25-2011, 01:43 AM
All Kim has to really do is bend over for the most part, some of you are totally overrating the "dead lay" thing...what did you expect her to go super porn star and take deep **** and stuff?

she DID take a shot to the face in the Ray vid...

also, let's not forget who the man is...




I'd take Kim and it isn't even close...

AirTupac
03-25-2011, 01:46 AM
I'd take Kim but JWow is definitely a freak in bed so you can't really go wrong. At first i was like :facepalm but then i was like :confusedshrug:

MayCeltics
03-25-2011, 01:55 AM
I'd take Kim but JWow is definitely a freak in bed so you can't really go wrong. At first i was like :facepalm but then i was like :confusedshrug:

my thoughts exactly. this might sound crazy, Jwoww is less whorish than
Kim. Its debatable at least. :oldlol:

JohnnySic
03-25-2011, 07:00 AM
You people have odd tastes.

Jwoww is attractive. KK is an umpa lumpa.

chrisxuk
03-25-2011, 07:16 AM
http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/kim-kardashian6061.jpg
http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian2.jpg

Mamba
03-25-2011, 07:29 AM
http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/kim-kardashian6061.jpg
http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian2.jpg
if thats an umpa lumpa than ima **** this ***** like im willy wonka

SCREWstonRockets
03-25-2011, 08:59 AM
All Kim has to really do is bend over for the most part, some of you are totally overrating the "dead lay" thing...what did you expect her to go super porn star and take deep **** and stuff?

she DID take a shot to the face in the Ray vid...

also, let's not forget who the man is...




I'd take Kim and it isn't even close...
Exactly. When you're as hit as Kim, you don't have to really do anything but lay there. Plus, we only have ONE sex tape to go off Kim's game. Thats like judging Kobe off one bad game, All these losers must want dogface Jwow to do all the work.

OhNoTimNoSho
03-25-2011, 09:07 AM
if thats an umpa lumpa than ima **** this ***** like im willy wonka
I Loled. Doompadee-doo.

wheyhigh
03-25-2011, 11:30 AM
jwoww has a garbage face. it's hideous. her voice is anoying and tbh, the only thing she has going for her are her fake tits...but even then...i'm not very attracted to fake tits.

Meticode
03-25-2011, 11:50 AM
http://www.nba.com/pacers/photos/pacers_bulls_110318_f_%283%29.jpg

JWoww wins
:roll: @ the couple to the left behind her.

rufuspaul
03-25-2011, 11:54 AM
jwoww has a garbage face. it's hideous. her voice is anoying and tbh, the only thing she has going for her are her fake tits...but even then...i'm not very attracted to fake tits.

Her legs and ass are pretty tight. You'd have to hit it from behind and have some loud music playing. When you're done slap her on the ass and say "now go clean up and make me a sandwich!". Then leave before she gets back.

NY-Knicks
03-25-2011, 11:56 AM
Her legs and ass are pretty tight. You'd have to hit it from behind and have some loud music playing. When you're done slap her on the ass and say "now go clean up and make me a sandwich!". Then leave before she gets back.

Haha. If you hit it from the back Kim has an even bigger advantage.


http://youknowyoucare.com/wp-content/gallery/kimy/kim_kardashian_ass.jpg

rufuspaul
03-25-2011, 11:59 AM
Haha. If you hit it from the back Kim has an even bigger advantage.



http://youknowyoucare.com/wp-content/gallery/kimy/kim_kardashian_ass.jpg

I'd be afraid that compressing her ass would result in a spring-back reaction that would send me flying across the room.:oldlol:

NY-Knicks
03-25-2011, 12:02 PM
I'd be afraid that compressing her ass would result in a spring-back reaction that would send me flying across the room.:oldlol:

Meh, I'm too big too let that happen. It's probably like being hit by a linebacker. :lol Maybe that's why she only dates guys of 200+ pounds.

lilojmayo
03-26-2011, 06:25 AM
Jwoww my girl, she's a boss b&tch, but come on now it is not even close Kim K all the way.

I do say that with concern that she might give a terrible performance like the one in the Ray J video, that was disgraceful how bad she was.