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DaHeezy
03-30-2011, 01:09 AM
Which weapon would you take to the fight, providing that the guy using the alternate has the same amount of weapons combat skill and both weapons are the same length

Aluminum bat
http://www.verdero.com/products/bats/MLB_31_blk_ash_med.jpg

or

Samurai sword
http://bladefinder.com:50000/images/mms/yhst-93703311224345_1959_3019184.jpeg

BrentISballin
03-30-2011, 01:11 AM
Bat , because it takes less skill to use and I would look cooler using it

code green
03-30-2011, 01:17 AM
Bat , because it takes less skill to use and I would look cooler using it

bolded is simply not true

Timmy D for MVP
03-30-2011, 01:33 AM
Wouldn't a Katana tear through a bat in the hands of someone who can wield one?

That said I can't wield one but I'd still take the pointy ass katana.

-playmaker-
03-30-2011, 01:43 AM
sword and it isn't even close...


i'll just stab you...LOL


you can't stab with a bat, you have to swing and hit...

Crystallas
03-30-2011, 01:46 AM
Your opponent grabs the end of your weapon with their bare hands after a swing and miss.... which one do you have?

LT Ice Cream
03-30-2011, 02:04 AM
not sure if serious.
Lets have duel and I'll let you have your bat.

wheyhigh
03-30-2011, 02:18 AM
this is kinda of like that jwow vs kim kardashian thread with the bat being jwoww and kim k being the fine piece that is a katana. someone get that overused kobe gif that says 'op is *******'

lefthook00
03-30-2011, 02:38 AM
I'd rather have a knife over a bat. I would cut someone's arm off if I had a f*cking sword.

irondarts
03-30-2011, 02:57 AM
Samurai Sword.

DaHeezy
03-30-2011, 03:04 AM
this is kinda of like that jwow vs kim kardashian thread with the bat being jwoww and kim k being the fine piece that is a katana. someone get that overused kobe gif that says 'op is *******'


Terrible comparison. The concept of the question is completely different. One is based on opinion, the other on experience. That's like comparing a Mustang to an RX7. You're comparison would be like asking which car is sexier? Mine would be like comparing which is faster? Try again nitwit.

And what does me starting this thread have anything to do with sexual preference? Quoting your post and having a gif that says "idiot" would be more relevant

Riddler
03-30-2011, 03:11 AM
http://blog.rongeorge.com/wp-content/uploads/craftsman-chainsaw-35020.jpg

Riddler
03-30-2011, 03:12 AM
On second thought.... I'd rather have one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AcVSEY2DP0

Scoooter
03-30-2011, 03:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMeooVB3olE&feature=related

I'd take the sword though. You could probably do some serious damage with a well made katana even if you didn't know what the **** you were doing. Although you could probably really hurt yourself too.

BankShot
03-30-2011, 03:15 AM
Honestly I'm a little disappointed this wasn't a link to a hilarious YouTube video.

Mamba
03-30-2011, 03:17 AM
http://blog.rongeorge.com/wp-content/uploads/craftsman-chainsaw-35020.jpg
definitely the best weapon out there.
a group of guys come to your house

you walk out with a knife, they'll be like yeh we can still take him
walk out with a baseball bat, they'll hesitate and be like yeh we'll still try
walk out with a chainsaw. everyone is running away. the guy with a chainsaw > everyone

BankShot
03-30-2011, 03:18 AM
definitely the best weapon out there.
a group of guys come to your house

you walk out with a knife, they'll be like yeh we can still take him
walk out with a baseball bat, they'll hesitate and be like yeh we'll still try
walk out with a chainsaw. everyone is running away. the guy with a chainsaw > everyone

Gun > Chainsaw

kentatm
03-30-2011, 03:36 AM
On second thought.... I'd rather have one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AcVSEY2DP0


:oldlol:

I remember watching that on live TV when it was going down.



As for the op... I can't believe this is even a question. Its the sword every time.

Timmy D for MVP
03-30-2011, 03:51 AM
Gun > Chainsaw

http://www.eons.com/images/members/2011/1/22/3/0/3087475921135875596_610w.jpeg

Checkmate.

zabuza666
03-30-2011, 04:52 AM
Bat without a shadow of a doubt.

Just swing, guy tries to parry and you completely shatter their sword.

Too easy

Nick Young
03-30-2011, 04:58 AM
Wouldn't a Katana tear through a bat in the hands of someone who can wield one?

That said I can't wield one but I'd still take the pointy ass katana.
only a hattori hanzo one probably

Riddler
03-30-2011, 05:28 AM
http://www.eons.com/images/members/2011/1/22/3/0/3087475921135875596_610w.jpeg

Checkmate.




I searched my feelings and realized it is not the coolest weapon... it might be
the most powerful... but not the coolest.

This is the coolest weapon:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_abaJ0xbRju4/R81Frh0ZboI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/i_APYokLpxQ/s320/Hand-Held_Gatling-Gun,%2Bor%2Bmini%2B(USMC).JPG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PPcepFjq5E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDG4sPul8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RbL4PwTDsQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Real Men Wear Green
03-30-2011, 08:05 AM
definitely the best weapon out there.
a group of guys come to your house

you walk out with a knife, they'll be like yeh we can still take him
walk out with a baseball bat, they'll hesitate and be like yeh we'll still try
walk out with a chainsaw. everyone is running away. the guy with a chainsaw > everyone
Have you ever used a chainsaw? I have, and it's not an agile tool. The katana blade is faster, and if the two blades ever parry the katana will get an ugly notch...while the whole bladed chain edge is going to fly off of the saw, possibly into your own face. The chainsaw would cut through flesh more easily upon contact but it's not like the katana can't cut. The saw must be held with two hands the whole time, is unwieldy, and to use it in a fight with an armed opponent you'll have to throw out wild swings in order to have any real attack speed. The sword is the way to go.

Done_And_Done
03-30-2011, 08:29 AM
One by one you all fall down...

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100217112520/gtawiki/images/5/59/Chainsaw_Dildo.jpg

DaHeezy
03-30-2011, 11:30 AM
For most of you saying sword, how many of you ACTUALLY wielded a katana?
It's not as simple and effective as you all are making it out to be. Actually pick one up and try swinging it. It's actually hard to be precise. And a collision with bat would send the sword flying.

Typical ISH. Talking out their ass about a subject they know ziltch about. I can understand picking sword, but to say they can't believe this is even a question? Good chance they've never used a katana.

iamgine
03-30-2011, 12:06 PM
Same length? Not even a contest. Definitely samurai sword. It's lighter plus much more lethal and versatile.

Now, if the length of the sword is 1/2 or 3/4 of the bat, maybe we'll have a contest. I'll still take sword though.

iamgine
03-30-2011, 12:07 PM
For most of you saying sword, how many of you ACTUALLY wielded a katana?
It's not as simple and effective as you all are making it out to be. Actually pick one up and try swinging it. It's actually hard to be precise. And a collision with bat would send the sword flying.

Typical ISH. Talking out their ass about a subject they know ziltch about. I can understand picking sword, but to say they can't believe this is even a question? Good chance they've never used a katana.
:facepalm obvious trolling.

Jailblazers7
03-30-2011, 12:14 PM
For most of you saying sword, how many of you ACTUALLY wielded a katana?
It's not as simple and effective as you all are making it out to be. Actually pick one up and try swinging it. It's actually hard to be precise. And a collision with bat would send the sword flying.

Typical ISH. Talking out their ass about a subject they know ziltch about. I can understand picking sword, but to say they can't believe this is even a question? Good chance they've never used a katana.

Would you rather fight a bear or a lion? And don't talk out of your as unless you've been attacked by both a bear and a lion.

Slam91
03-30-2011, 12:17 PM
this is kinda of like that jwow vs kim kardashian thread with the bat being jwoww and kim k being the fine piece that is a katana. someone get that overused kobe gif that says 'op is *******'

No, Kim Kardashian is so overrated...

But yes, a samurai sword 100 times out of 100, no competition there...

DaHeezy
03-30-2011, 12:25 PM
Would you rather fight a bear or a lion? And don't talk out of your as unless you've been attacked by both a bear and a lion.

A little different since the majority of anyone posed this question wouldn't have the experience of being attacked by both. So this is based soley on opinion. But if I said "easily" one animal, I'm about as ill-informed as any poster I'm refering to in this thread.

By my standpoint, the majority of people who've reponded as "easy" choice with the katana here has probably never used one.

I have used a sword, and though I admit, it would be the more common choice of a person who's not a weapons expert, it's not as "easy" as people are making it out to be. In fact if you don't hold it properly the chances of delivering a deathblow go way down.

There's a reason why police, crime orgs, martial artist refer to bats or bat like weapons as the most effective hand weapon of all-time.

Jailblazers7
03-30-2011, 12:30 PM
The police might be using clubs because they are trying to restrain suspects not kill them with a sword. Just a thought.

And do you crime orgs like the mafia and shit chose a bat over a sword because of its tactical advantage? Not likely.

But the again I'm not a "weapons expert" so I'm not going to waste my time arguing about the difference between a bat and a sword.