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Fatal9
04-07-2011, 10:46 PM
I remember it quite clearly.

The pornstar was Gina Lynn, it was a solo video (thank you link from thehun). Was in 2000 or 2001 when I was 12 or 13. It was in the summer because I remember I went for a run right after. I had seen porn before that (mainly only solo/lesbo stuff) and finally wondered what it would be like to...you know. Scared shitless after I came, thought it was unnatural and caught me by surprise. Researched after to see if it was normal which made me feel better and I then cleaned the carpet under the computer desk. Still felt disgusted, thought I was going to hell, but fapped again later on that week.

Inspired by me coming across the first fap video again. Those were the days.

Meticode
04-07-2011, 10:50 PM
I was 11 or 12, watching Power Rangers. I was laying on my stomach with my elbows on the bed watching TV. I start grinding my bed because the Pink Ranger Kimberly was on the TV. After a minute of grinding I get really tense and it feels good. I look down and I'm like, "Did I just piss myself or what?"

Clippersfan86
04-07-2011, 10:52 PM
I was 11 or 12, watching Power Rangers. I was laughing on my stomach with my elbows on the bed watching TV. I start grinding my bed because the Pink Ranger Kimberly was on the TV. After a minute of grinding I get really tense and it feels good. I look down and I'm like, "Did I just piss myself or what?"

Don't lie man... at 11 you were shooting blanks like the rest of us :lol .

Loneshot
04-07-2011, 10:52 PM
I was 11 or 12, watching Power Rangers. I was laughing on my stomach with my elbows on the bed watching TV. I start grinding my bed because the Pink Ranger Kimberly was on the TV. After a minute of grinding I get really tense and it feels good. I look down and I'm like, "Did I just piss myself or what?"

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/glee/Will%20WTF%20face.png

Meticode
04-07-2011, 10:54 PM
Don't lie man... at 11 you were shooting blanks like the rest of us :lol .
It wasn't blank, it was very small though. I made a little wet spot on the bed sheet.

Clippersfan86
04-07-2011, 10:55 PM
It wasn't blank, it was very small though. I made a little wet spot on the bed sheet.

:eek:. Got my first HJ at 11 from a 14 year old Blonde in my class. I think I was shooting blanks so don't feel bad. Hard to recollect the details.

Whiteness
04-07-2011, 10:55 PM
in the shower

shootin blanks like a boss

rufuspaul
04-07-2011, 10:55 PM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gayest-thread-of-the-day-award-700x460.jpg

Clippersfan86
04-07-2011, 10:56 PM
in the shower

shootin blanks like a boss

:oldlol:

Meticode
04-07-2011, 10:58 PM
:eek:. Got my first HJ at 11 from a 14 year old Blonde in my class. I think I was shooting blanks so don't feel bad. Hard to recollect the details.
I don't feel bad. It's not like I expect me to be shooting loads at 11. :lol I guess when I said I thought I pissed people thought I meant a lot. I meant more like a dribble. I saw it and was like, "WTF is that?" :oldlol:

Meticode
04-07-2011, 10:58 PM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gayest-thread-of-the-day-award-700x460.jpg
Share your story with us rufus.

Lakers Legend#32
04-07-2011, 10:59 PM
It was in the 80's to that original Heather Thomas in a hottub poster.:banana:

Fatal9
04-07-2011, 10:59 PM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gayest-thread-of-the-day-award-700x460.jpg
u mad they didn't have internet porn in your day?

rufuspaul
04-07-2011, 11:01 PM
u mad they didn't have internet porn in your day?

:oldlol:

Well after hearing Meticode's story, no.

Meticode
04-07-2011, 11:02 PM
:oldlol:

Well after hearing Meticode's story, no.
Please ruffy, share with us all.

Hibachi!
04-07-2011, 11:03 PM
can't remember how old I was but it was definitely to a WWE entrance video for stacy kiebler or trish stratus in my N64 WWE video game

Premeditated
04-07-2011, 11:04 PM
when you say fap does it have to be the first time you came or when you first jack off and was shooting blanks.

I first started when I was 9 years young to an Obsession scene(I think it was her).

speaking of her, any of you seen the one with her and that white chick Bobbi Bliss vs Mandingo and Shawn Michaels? Go to tubegalore and type that in. Greatest scene. Damn!! They suck the black off those d1cks.

Meticode
04-07-2011, 11:05 PM
can't remember how old I was but it was definitely to a WWE entrance video for stacy kiebler or trish stratus in my N64 WWE video game
:oldlol:

ballup
04-07-2011, 11:08 PM
Let me sum it up for most of us.

Was watching porn. Watched the ending scene and imitated it. Stuff came out. Then fell asleep half naked. :D

rufuspaul
04-07-2011, 11:08 PM
Please ruffy, share with us all.

1985+MTV

All you need to know.

And don't call me "ruffy".

Harrison_Barnes
04-07-2011, 11:09 PM
Probably was like 14? Don't remember what I was watching though cause it was just some shit on cable. :lol

L.Kizzle
04-07-2011, 11:09 PM
LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.


It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? :lol ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.


Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.


But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."


POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.

El Kabong
04-08-2011, 02:55 AM
Found my step-dads porno stash when I was 13. I was going through the cupboards for some reason and found a VHS tape hidden away at the back. Tape was marked Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. "Holy shit, I love Indiana Jones" I thought to myself as I rushed to the VCR player. But alas, what I was to see was not Indy, rather it was a porno version of Fantasy Island. My curiosity was piqued however, and soon my disappointment in a non Indiana Jones movie was overcome by the growing sensation below my waist. Then I began to do what came naturally to me. Followed by me freaking out because I wasn't quite sure what had happened.

All I can say is thank god I didn't get to the part where the midget had sex because I don't think I could have handled that at 13 years old.

El Kabong
04-08-2011, 03:09 AM
LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.

It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? :lol ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.

Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.

But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."

POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.
Interesting porno incident happened to me involving wrestling. It was around the early 2000's, I used to do Karate on Friday nights, the same night WWF Smackdown aired in Australia. Being a wrestling fan I did not want to miss a single episode, however my step dad hated wrestling, meaning I was unable to tape it as it aired so I was forced to tape the replay which was on at 2am and watch it the next day. So before I go to bed I head into the lounge room where I found my step-dad asleep on the couch. This is not an unusual occurrence, so I think nothing of it. So I set up the VCR, do the normal checks one would want to do before, check the tape is rewound, the timers are all set correctly. They are, fantastic I think to myself and head off to bed.

The next day I awake eagerly and rush to the lounge room to watch WWF Smackdown. Entertaining as usual, however todays episode is especially exciting as we are having a World Title match. Kurt Angle is defending the World Title against The Rock. Good stuff indeed. So after approximately 90 minutes, we reach the main event. We have the usual entrances, Rock comes down first, followed by Kurt Angle. We get to the WWF World Championship graphic when BAM the channel changes and what appears on my screen? A chick getting eaten out by another chick. My emotions are mixed. I'm quite enjoying the scene being played out before me, yet also disappointed as I wanted to see the Rock VS Kurt Angle. However, it is 10am on a Saturday morning and as a 15 year old these are not prime porno watching hours. So I leap up to the VCR and hit eject, and much like Gollum, I hug the tape to my chest and run off to my room to hide it under my bed.

After some investigation it turns out my step-father had ordered the porno channel on the cable TV, unbeknownst to my mother, who would soon later find out when she caught me copying mass amounts of tapes and giving them to my friends. Before the channel was cancelled, my parents went away for the weekend and I managed to achieve a solo personal best (6 times in 1 night), which to this day still stands. That was a pretty good weekend.

wTFaMonkey
04-08-2011, 03:09 AM
LOL, the first time I "discovered" myself, was freakin crazy.


It was around 1999 or 2000 maybe, I was 12 or 13 (is that late for a first fap? :lol ) I was a huge wrestling fan at that time and would go to those may wrestling rumor sites that would always have something about Stone Cold showing up on Nitro or the Rock vs DDP match on a WCW Thunder or something.


Ok, the site had to be Wrestling Pain or something, where they's had like the current chicks like Sable naked (of course you had to click.) Well, I found DDP's wife, Macho Man's chick Gorgeous George and a chick named Kristi Mist. They was butt naked, (and Kristie was engaging in sex acts.) This is the first time I had seen porn, so I quickly clicked off the site and wondered what I had seen.


But, I thought I was disgusted, I actually liked it, so a few days later, I'd find the website and look at some other stuff. Maybe, the next two weeks or so, my family was goin on an all day trip to 6 Flags AstroWorld or something ... perfect time to fake sick. We only had a family computer at that time in the living room, so it was a challenge for me to go to those sites. So I say "I don't feel good, I'm gonna stay home and rest up."


POW, about half a day of greatness once they left, I think y'all can figure out what I did for the rest of the day ... that's when I became a man.

damn dude. giving up six flags for a fap session!?!?

joe
04-08-2011, 03:11 AM
No lie, maybe some of you had similar experience, but I had sex when I was like 8 years old, through maybe age 10. The girl was about the same age. Me and my cousin BOTH used to have sex with her. LOL. She was a real close family friend, her mom hung out with my mom, her sisters hung out with my aunts, etc. Not even just playing doctor either, but literally penetration. Whenever all 3 of us were together, we'd wait until it was safe (no adults potentially coming around) and my cousin and I would alternate banging her. lolll.

It's kind of insane to think about it now.

Dwade305
04-08-2011, 03:18 AM
Unbelievable. My first time was also at a wrestling news website that had some random link were you can see b1tches.

This is some of the weirdest shit and Iam calling a conspiracy.:lol

takeittothehoop
04-08-2011, 03:22 AM
No lie, maybe some of you had similar experience, but I had sex when I was like 8 years old, through maybe age 10. The girl was about the same age. Me and my cousin BOTH used to have sex with her. LOL. She was a real close family friend, her mom hung out with my mom, her sisters hung out with my aunts, etc. Not even just playing doctor either, but literally penetration. Whenever all 3 of us were together, we'd wait until it was safe (no adults potentially coming around) and my cousin and I would alternate banging her. lolll.

It's kind of insane to think about it now.
http://blog.wisefaq.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bullshit-detector.gif

Myth
04-08-2011, 03:36 AM
I remember it like it was yesterday. It was to an internet picture of a shaved ape named Pony.

Lebron23
04-08-2011, 03:46 AM
http://dailybabenews.com/images/brits_turn_up_noses_at_baywatch.jpg

GatorKid117
04-08-2011, 04:00 AM
I don't remember my first fap but I remember my first ejaculation. Close enough I guess.

Forget how old I was, maybe 13 or so but I remember enjoying a nice tight feeling around my guy so I basically tied a blanket around it. Then I'd occasionally tug on it or something but mostly just let it sit there. Looking back I realize how stupid this was but hey, I'm not ashamed! Anyway, one night I guess I got a little excited and I got this weird feeling come over me. It felt good but I also felt like I had to pee really badly. But every move I made it made it worse and I was fighting so hard not to explode! My plan was to calm down and relax and then try to untie the blanket but no luck. Every move I made on the blanket made it worse. I eventually kinda just sputtered out as I tried to stop ejaculating but to no avail. Needless to say, it was a pretty miserable fap.

I will say its funny to think how freaked out I was at the time. I was like, wtf is happening. That feeling shall stay with me forever lol

PHX_Phan
04-08-2011, 04:01 AM
Am I the only one who was 'producing' before double digit age? First time I did it was 7 and by the time I was 8 I stopped shooting blanks. Very little, but enough to make me very confused. :lol

Lucifer
04-08-2011, 05:06 AM
http://dailybabenews.com/images/brits_turn_up_noses_at_baywatch.jpg


Recently it's been this for you right?



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Slam91
04-08-2011, 05:18 AM
I watched porn since I was like 12.. but I didnt fap, First time I came I was lying in my bed and thinking about hot girls in my gym, I was 15 or 16, and I didn't fap, I just came without even touching it, but the next day I started fapping because I was so horny, first fap was to a video of 2 girls playing with a dildo, I have been trying to find that video on the Internet but I haven't found it...would be nice to remenescence. Have been fapping every day since then.

LilBTheBasedGod
04-08-2011, 08:14 AM
I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"

ukplayer4
04-08-2011, 10:50 AM
some awesome responses so far,



I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"



I remember it like it was yesterday. It was to an internet picture of a shaved ape named Pony.



I don't remember my first fap but I remember my first ejaculation. Close enough I guess.

Forget how old I was, maybe 13 or so but I remember enjoying a nice tight feeling around my guy so I basically tied a blanket around it. Then I'd occasionally tug on it or something but mostly just let it sit there. Looking back I realize how stupid this was but hey, I'm not ashamed! Anyway, one night I guess I got a little excited and I got this weird feeling come over me. It felt good but I also felt like I had to pee really badly. But every move I made it made it worse and I was fighting so hard not to explode! My plan was to calm down and relax and then try to untie the blanket but no luck. Every move I made on the blanket made it worse. I eventually kinda just sputtered out as I tried to stop ejaculating but to no avail. Needless to say, it was a pretty miserable fap.

I will say its funny to think how freaked out I was at the time. I was like, wtf is happening. That feeling shall stay with me forever lol


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:





I was 11 or 12, watching Power Rangers. I was laying on my stomach with my elbows on the bed watching TV. I start grinding my bed because the Pink Ranger Kimberly was on the TV. After a minute of grinding I get really tense and it feels good. I look down and I'm like, "Did I just piss myself or what?"


this is remarkably similar to my own experience, i remember being freaked out by liquid and had no idea what had just happened for a while.

Perezident
04-08-2011, 11:04 AM
I know what FAP is related to but what is FAP....

irondarts
04-08-2011, 11:12 AM
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No offense, but i believe him. Why the **** would someone make something like that up? It's just more ****ed up than anything.

LilBTheBasedGod
04-08-2011, 11:15 AM
I was spanking my bare ass with a hairbrush in the diaper position, and I just couldn't hold it in anymore. I was 12 I think, shit got all over my face and clothes and my dads bed, I was like "oh shit, I gotta clean this up". My dad came home and he was like "why the hell are my bed sheets in the washer?"

The sad part about this is that 89% of it is true.

LA_Showtime
04-08-2011, 11:20 AM
Weird. I stopped shooting blanks at 10-years-old. That's when I had my first growth spurt, growing from 4'9 to 5'6. :oldlol: All I remember is that I was watching a girl strip and freaked out when it happened. The smell was AWFUL too.

ALBballer
04-08-2011, 11:22 AM
I was kinda old when I first fapped. Maybe early HS or middle school. I looked at porn but I never really understood the idea of ejaculation. One day I was looking at some porn and i started to get aroused but this time I decided I would touch myself. Well I like the feeling and out of nowhere I came and thought itwas the greatest feeling ever. I went to the bathroom cleaned myself up and I tried to go for round 2 lol. I was naive to say the least...........

LA_Showtime
04-08-2011, 11:31 AM
Forgot to add that my first fap was side to side and not up and down. I don't even know how that worked

"Jesus"
04-08-2011, 11:42 AM
I grinded against the side of a door because it was a nice feeling. Then I felt like I pissed a little everytime. Went to the washroom one time after and realized.



Yes, I humped a motha****ing door. What.



:lol

joe
04-08-2011, 12:50 PM
Haha, funny picture but wtf would i like about that?? my ***** might as well have been my finger at that age, no feeling at all.



This thread.



The first time I can remember was when I was 5 or 6. I was watching either I Dream of Jeanie or Bewitched on Nick at Nite. Moved a bit under the covers, thought it felt good, started touching it.

First porn I saw was scrambled channel 99 in third grade. If you watched long enough the bars would move so you could see the porn, but in a distorted color. I'd wait for my mom to go to work and go to town. The first time I saw oral I thought, "Get the f*ck out?! You're allowed to do that?"

First non scrambled porn I saw was a laserdisc in my dad's porn collection in 6th grade before basketball tryouts. I felt so dirty that I almost puked.

Shot blanks until 7th grade...

haaaa, i used to do that too.

I used to feel guilty as hell after every fap, like someone else mentioned. In the beginning. I thought that I would only have a certain amount of semen. Plus, I was raised Catholic so sex was all sorts of never talked about it.

L.Kizzle
04-08-2011, 01:38 PM
damn dude. giving up six flags for a fap session!?!?
Wasn't just any old FAP, it was my first time.

glidedrxlr22
04-08-2011, 01:40 PM
Any of you shot with distance? :lol

tomtucker
04-08-2011, 05:11 PM
Any of you shot with distance? :lol
i used to...a good 4 feet, now not even half that.....:( ......now i am just sitting around watching peter north videos all day, feeling bad for myself and crying...........:lol

Timmy D for MVP
04-08-2011, 05:40 PM
My cousin was in the other room and the door was wide open so it was risky but I had no idea what exactly I was doing just that it was something good. But she could have walked in on me by taking like 3 steps.

All of the sudden I feel like this thing building so I ran to the bathroom and bam.

Then I had a performance later that night and I had to pee a little more than usual and I remember worrying if all the guys knew cause I had to go a little. :oldlol:

Crown&Coke
04-08-2011, 06:22 PM
I was in th bathroom of my new house and I was probably 13 or so from looking at dirty mags I stole from my cousin.

I used to get boners and tugged on it and moved it around and all that but I never knew that there was a happy ending until one fruitfull afternoon. Yes, I was a slow child..

I was in there working it and boooom, this intense feeling of ooooohhh and aaaahhhh came apon me :eek: . I was kinda shocked and sweaty as hell but I found my new favorite activity that beautiful day.

Legend of Josh
04-08-2011, 09:03 PM
I was out at the mall shopping and buying clothes for the next school year around the end of summer break. So I was in either Belks or Dillards can't remember, trying on jeans. It's somewhat embarrassing, but my family was watertight poor, so my middle school teacher Mrs. Vinesett would take me and buy me new clothes b/c she went to the same church my grandparents (who has already passed away) did. I had known her since I was like 5.

She wasn't all that attractive, well really not good looking at all, but not ugly either. Anywho, I was trying some jeans on in one of the back dressing rooms, and she comes into the dressing room too. She's down on her knees right in front of me huggin' and tuggin' them to see if they fit properly and as she's doing that I'm looking down, down her shirt to be specific.

Needless to say, with all that tuggin' and her rockin' tits jigglin' a bit I caught a raging steef and it poked it's little head out my boxer briefs. Damn thing almost socked her in the chin. She was like "Josh, you naughty little boy." looking up at me with piercing eyes and a sinister grin. I was like "Mrs. Vinesett, meet Lil LOJ, Lil LOJ, Mrs. Vinsett." She giggled and said "take those pants off RIGHT NOW mister.

So I did, and there I was, bright lights big tits and renegade missile attatched to two WMD'z shit was throbbing, regressing, throbbing, regressing - yeah you know the **** I'm talkin' 'bout. She got close to it, and was like "Josh, this must be our little secret." I was like "yeah, no shit." She told me, "I'm going to give what they call a blow... job... I was like go for it so she blew, as in literally blew on my dick and that sumbeech unleashed a mammoth explosion of white volcanic erupting goo all into the air, coming down (pun LOL) big long worm landing splats all over teach's face.

It was at that moment, I realized I was a lion amongst men.

bballer
04-08-2011, 09:15 PM
I was like 10 at my friends house. HE was like dude go in the bathrom, and just tug your ***** over and over. it's really good.

so i did lulz.

GatorKid117
04-08-2011, 09:20 PM
I was out at the mall shopping and buying clothes for the next school year around the end of summer break. So I was in either Belks or Dillards can't remember, trying on jeans. It's somewhat embarrassing, but my family was watertight poor, so my middle school teacher Mrs. Vinesett would take me and buy me new clothes b/c she went to the same church my grandparents (who has already passed away) did. I had known her since I was like 5.

She wasn't all that attractive, well really not good looking at all, but not ugly either. Anywho, I was trying some jeans on in one of the back dressing rooms, and she comes into the dressing room too. She's down on her knees right in front of me huggin' and tuggin' them to see if they fit properly and as she's doing that I'm looking down, down her shirt to be specific.

Needless to say, with all that tuggin' and her rockin' tits jigglin' a bit I caught a raging steef and it poked it's little head out my boxer briefs. Damn thing almost socked her in the chin. She was like "Josh, you naughty little boy." looking up at me with piercing eyes and a sinister grin. I was like "Mrs. Vinesett, meet Lil LOJ, Lil LOJ, Mrs. Vinsett." She giggled and said "take those pants off RIGHT NOW mister.

So I did, and there I was, bright lights big tits and renegade missile attatched to two WMD'z shit was throbbing, regressing, throbbing, regressing - yeah you know the **** I'm talkin' 'bout. She got close to it, and was like "Josh, this must be our little secret." I was like "yeah, no shit." She told me, "I'm going to give what they call a blow... job... I was like go for it so she blew, as in literally blew on my dick and that sumbeech unleashed a mammoth explosion of white volcanic erupting goo all into the air, coming down (pun LOL) big long worm landing splats all over teach's face.

It was at that moment, I realized I was a lion amongst men.

And then you woke up.

Legend of Josh
04-09-2011, 05:07 AM
And then you woke up.

Nugh-ugh, it was for realz.

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:16 PM
my first fap was in the womb

L.Kizzle
06-15-2011, 07:20 PM
my first fap was in the womb
So you had sex with your mom?? Freak.

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:22 PM
So you had sex with your mom?? Freak.
pinche negro que estupido eres. chinga tu madre con tus pendejadas. que sucio piensas.

kaiiu
06-15-2011, 07:23 PM
my toes curled. I was 13

L.Kizzle
06-15-2011, 07:28 PM
pinche negro que estupido eres. chinga tu madre con tus pendejadas. que sucio piensas.
no est

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:35 PM
[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]no est

Mike Tyson
06-15-2011, 07:36 PM
my first fap was in the womb
RG sure has alot of fans:sleeping

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:36 PM
my toes curled. I was 13
my eyelashes fell out.

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:37 PM
RG sure has alot of fans:sleeping
i'm wheyhigh, aka highwhey. i stay low key.

RedBlackAttack
06-15-2011, 07:37 PM
Man... Some of you were late bloomers 11, 12 and even 13? Really?!

I was on that sh!t at a very young age... I'm talking like around 7 or 8. Of course, it was obviously a 'shooting blanks' situation, but I knew what I was doing. Maybe because I had an older brother (three years older) and almost all of my friends were older, I was a little bit ahead of the curve.

I remember when we were really young, though (6-8)... We used to have pr0n mags hidden out in the woods around houses. It was weird. Like, in a hole on a dead tree. Those were my first memories of ever seeing pr0n and getting a funny feeling down there.

Then, shortly after, my bro started getting pr0n VHS tapes. I'd sneak into his room, throw that sh!t on for 30 seconds and get my nut. I remember he had a few Traci Lords vids, who it turned out was underage, but no one knew it at the time and we were all kids, anyway, so it was all good.

The pr0n in the woods, though... :oldlol:

Kids are weird.

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 07:44 PM
Man... Some of you were late bloomers 11, 12 and even 13? Really?!

I was on that sh!t at a very young age... I'm talking like around 7 or 8. Of course, it was obviously a 'shooting blanks' situation, but I knew what I was doing. Maybe because I had an older brother (three years older) and almost all of my friends were older, I was a little bit ahead of the curve.

I remember when we were really young, though (6-8)... We used to have pr0n mags hidden out in the woods around houses. It was weird. Like, in a hole on a dead tree. Those were my first memories of ever seeing pr0n and getting a funny feeling down there.

Then, shortly after, my bro started getting pr0n VHS tapes. I'd sneak into his room, throw that sh!t on for 30 seconds and get my nut. I remember he had a few Traci Lords vids, who it turned out was underage, but no one knew it at the time and we were all kids, anyway, so it was all good.

The pr0n in the woods, though... :oldlol:

Kids are weird.
the feeling is addicting man. before i learned how to fap i use to climb bars at the park, like the long bars that firemen have at the firestation or strippers, with my legs crossed going up rubbing my nut$ack on that mofo, shit felt goood. used to do this at very young age, 5-6. i guess it was like fapping but it was a handless fap.

RedBlackAttack
06-15-2011, 07:50 PM
the feeling is addicting man. before i learned how to fap i use to climb bars at the park, like the long bars that firemen have at the firestation or strippers, with my legs crossed going up rubbing my nut$ack on that mofo, shit felt goood. used to do this at very young age, 5-6. i guess it was like fapping but it was a handless fap.
Oh, yeah... The grinding thing. If that counts as fapping, I was basically doing it even before I can remember... Straight out of the womb.

It is only when society begins to take hold that you realize that this is something that we are supposed to be 'ashamed' about or that it is 'dirty.'

Fact is, it is probably the most natural exercise on the planet.

L.Kizzle
06-15-2011, 07:52 PM
the feeling is addicting man. before i learned how to fap i use to climb bars at the park, like the long bars that firemen have at the firestation or strippers, with my legs crossed going up rubbing my nut$ack on that mofo, shit felt goood. used to do this at very young age, 5-6. i guess it was like fapping but it was a handless fap.
You could have done that on one of those four poles on your bed at night ...

kaiiu
06-15-2011, 08:41 PM
Man... Some of you were late bloomers 11, 12 and even 13? Really?!

I was on that sh!t at a very young age... I'm talking like around 7 or 8. Of course, it was obviously a 'shooting blanks' situation, but I knew what I was doing. Maybe because I had an older brother (three years older) and almost all of my friends were older, I was a little bit ahead of the curve.

I remember when we were really young, though (6-8)... We used to have pr0n mags hidden out in the woods around houses. It was weird. Like, in a hole on a dead tree. Those were my first memories of ever seeing pr0n and getting a funny feeling down there.

Then, shortly after, my bro started getting pr0n VHS tapes. I'd sneak into his room, throw that sh!t on for 30 seconds and get my nut. I remember he had a few Traci Lords vids, who it turned out was underage, but no one knew it at the time and we were all kids, anyway, so it was all good.

The pr0n in the woods, though... :oldlol:

Kids are weird.
I was beating my shit at younger than 13, that just the age I could nut:lol

RocketGreatņess
06-15-2011, 08:45 PM
You could have done that on one of those four poles on your bed at night ...
i did it on doors. sometimes use to place brooms or mops on a corner and do it. mostly doors though. :oldlol:

CelticBaller
06-15-2011, 08:45 PM
when my dad bought this flash light, it was bright and you could've changed the colors!