people who are constantly jacking off

[EleganceD]

damn, am i the only one who gets tired of this? it's like everyone's constantly jacking off nowadays and it's almost impossible to hang out with someone in a one-on-one situation. just yesterday i was hanging out with my roommate (and very close friend) and he had just started watching porn like two days ago and he spent almost the entire time jacking off on his phone.

like we were playing pool and we'd have to pause for him to finish jacking off so he could shoot. and later in the car it was impossible to have any kind of conversation because he was on his phone the entire time. it's cool if you wanna watch porn, but jacking off from like 12 pm to 2 am constantly when you're around someone else is really rude.

i guess i'm just bitching, but it's pretty frustrating. anyone else experience this? :confusedshrug:

[Ass Dan]

Your friends sound like a bunch of WANKERS!:roll: :roll:

[Skywalker]

not sure if SERIOUS

[branslowski]

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[macmac]

Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo

[Whiteness]

almost as bad as people who are constantly huffing

[Stinky Dog]

Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo
Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind :confusedshrug:

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.

[Stuckey]

pretty sure not srs

[CelticBaller]

sounds like some one is traped in the closet!!!!

[macmac]

Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind :confusedshrug:

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.

I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever

[Stinky Dog]

I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever
yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.

[macmac]

yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.

Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling

[Stinky Dog]

Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling
HAHAH bro you jerked off so many times that night. Once your boy came over with the blow I swear we killed that eight ball in like an hour and had the biggest boners. I was worried he was going to be a ****** and totally be a buzzkill but he was all about jacking off on his phone. it was weird i've never been in non one on one session but it turned out to be pretty cool.

[alenleomessi]

get it out of his system... suck him off

[-playmaker-]

get it out of his system... suck him off
:oldlol:

[Legend of Josh]

This is a true story - and rather embarrassing but fu*k it. I was probably about 11 or 12. I was out for the summer on family vacation. It was my me, my younger brother, mom and dad. We were in the Yukon on our way home. Everyone was exhausted from the entire day being spent at the amusement park, water-park, or something can't remember exactly.

However, this I so remember; and truth be told, I really don't want to remember. So everyone was exhausted like like I said. It was beginning to get dark. Mom passed shotgun up in the front beside my dad. Little bro was passed out like a rock and I was laying
down in the back.

I wasn't exactly asleep yet. God, I wish I had been though. At the ripe age of 11 or 12 I was just entering the fappin' stage every teenager goes through - but apparently my dad was on some next level fappin' shit. This crazy sick fu*k was I shit you not in the front fappin' faster than Twista be rappin'. Laying there I could see his right elbow there all chill on the armrest but vibrating and his upper body shaking a bit.

There he was, fappin' like there's no tomorrow looking dead out the windshield driving along like ain't shit going. Imaging what my mom would say or do if she woke up and seen that ridiculous mess. I felt so damn violated being exposed to something so sick and SMH-like - I contemplated rising up like I had been sleeping, but suddenly woke up throwing my arms up in the air like I'm stretching and blurting out loudly "DAD ARE WE THERE YET!?" ... loud enough to wake up my bro and mom so as to teach him a lesson, but then I thought about the safety of my family.

The last thing I wanted to happen would be for me to pop up scramming "SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!" startle the living shit out of him and we go crashing the Yukon into a transfer rig right there on the highway or going off the road hitting a ditch at 80mph turn us over start flippin' going round and round dad's pants pulled down still in the fappin' position.

So I just turned over the way and shoved the pillow tightly over the back of my head.

[-playmaker-]

This is a true story - and rather embarrassing but fu*k it. I was probably about 11 or 12. I was out for the summer on family vacation. It was my me, my younger brother, mom and dad. We were in the Yukon on our way home. Everyone was exhausted from the entire day being spent at the amusement park, water-park, or something can't remember exactly.

However, this I so remember; and truth be told, I really don't want to remember. So everyone was exhausted like like I said. It was beginning to get dark. Mom passed shotgun up in the front beside my dad. Little bro was passed out like a rock and I was laying
down in the back.

I wasn't exactly asleep yet. God, I wish I had been though. At the ripe age of 11 or 12 I was just entering the fappin' stage every teenager goes through - but apparently my dad was on some next level fappin' shit. This crazy sick fu*k was I shit you not in the front fappin' faster than Twista be rappin'. Laying there I could see his right elbow there all chill on the armrest but vibrating and his upper body shaking a bit.

There he was, fappin' like there's no tomorrow looking dead out the windshield driving along like ain't shit going. Imaging what my mom would say or do if she woke up and seen that ridiculous mess. I felt so damn violated being exposed to something so sick and SMH-like - I contemplated rising up like I had been sleeping, but suddenly woke up throwing my arms up in the air like I'm stretching and blurting out loudly "DAD ARE WE THERE YET!?" ... loud enough to wake up my bro and mom so as to teach him a lesson, but then I thought about the safety of my family.

The last thing I wanted to happen would be for me to pop up scramming "SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!" startle the living shit out of him and we go crashing the Yukon into a transfer rig right there on the highway or going off the road hitting a ditch at 80mph turn us over start flippin' going round and round dad's pants pulled down still in the fappin' position.

So I just turned over the way and shoved the pillow tightly over the back of my head.
:oldlol:

:wtf:

:eek:

:oldlol:



wow...

[alenleomessi]

This is a true story - and rather embarrassing but fu*k it. I was probably about 11 or 12. I was out for the summer on family vacation. It was my me, my younger brother, mom and dad. We were in the Yukon on our way home. Everyone was exhausted from the entire day being spent at the amusement park, water-park, or something can't remember exactly.

However, this I so remember; and truth be told, I really don't want to remember. So everyone was exhausted like like I said. It was beginning to get dark. Mom passed shotgun up in the front beside my dad. Little bro was passed out like a rock and I was laying
down in the back.

I wasn't exactly asleep yet. God, I wish I had been though. At the ripe age of 11 or 12 I was just entering the fappin' stage every teenager goes through - but apparently my dad was on some next level fappin' shit. This crazy sick fu*k was I shit you not in the front fappin' faster than Twista be rappin'. Laying there I could see his right elbow there all chill on the armrest but vibrating and his upper body shaking a bit.

There he was, fappin' like there's no tomorrow looking dead out the windshield driving along like ain't shit going. Imaging what my mom would say or do if she woke up and seen that ridiculous mess. I felt so damn violated being exposed to something so sick and SMH-like - I contemplated rising up like I had been sleeping, but suddenly woke up throwing my arms up in the air like I'm stretching and blurting out loudly "DAD ARE WE THERE YET!?" ... loud enough to wake up my bro and mom so as to teach him a lesson, but then I thought about the safety of my family.

The last thing I wanted to happen would be for me to pop up scramming "SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!" startle the living shit out of him and we go crashing the Yukon into a transfer rig right there on the highway or going off the road hitting a ditch at 80mph turn us over start flippin' going round and round dad's pants pulled down still in the fappin' position.

So I just turned over the way and shoved the pillow tightly over the back of my head.
:roll: :oldlol: :roll:

[wheyhigh]

This is a true story - and rather embarrassing but fu*k it. I was probably about 11 or 12. I was out for the summer on family vacation. It was my me, my younger brother, mom and dad. We were in the Yukon on our way home. Everyone was exhausted from the entire day being spent at the amusement park, water-park, or something can't remember exactly.

However, this I so remember; and truth be told, I really don't want to remember. So everyone was exhausted like like I said. It was beginning to get dark. Mom passed shotgun up in the front beside my dad. Little bro was passed out like a rock and I was laying
down in the back.

I wasn't exactly asleep yet. God, I wish I had been though. At the ripe age of 11 or 12 I was just entering the fappin' stage every teenager goes through - but apparently my dad was on some next level fappin' shit. This crazy sick fu*k was I shit you not in the front fappin' faster than Twista be rappin'. Laying there I could see his right elbow there all chill on the armrest but vibrating and his upper body shaking a bit.

There he was, fappin' like there's no tomorrow looking dead out the windshield driving along like ain't shit going. Imaging what my mom would say or do if she woke up and seen that ridiculous mess. I felt so damn violated being exposed to something so sick and SMH-like - I contemplated rising up like I had been sleeping, but suddenly woke up throwing my arms up in the air like I'm stretching and blurting out loudly "DAD ARE WE THERE YET!?" ... loud enough to wake up my bro and mom so as to teach him a lesson, but then I thought about the safety of my family.

The last thing I wanted to happen would be for me to pop up scramming "SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!" startle the living shit out of him and we go crashing the Yukon into a transfer rig right there on the highway or going off the road hitting a ditch at 80mph turn us over start flippin' going round and round dad's pants pulled down still in the fappin' position.

So I just turned over the way and shoved the pillow tightly over the back of my head.
I jacked off at my friends house once while in his. Bed. He was sleeping in another room.

[DixieNourmous]

This Guy....
:milton

[Stinky Dog]

mac mac jacked off in my mouth. i remember it being real salty.

[Stuckey]

wow, what a story

[Lakers Legend#32]

Dude, I jacked it twice just reading this thread.

[EleganceD]

I experience that everyday as a college student. I get used to friends jacking off in front of me because it's not like I can do anything about it.

[Stuckey]

I experience that everyday as a college student. I get used to friends jacking off in front of me because it's not like I can do anything about it.

lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not

[-playmaker-]

lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not
srsly?


god has society really become that desenstized to jerking off that dudes are just casualy jerking off around other guys?

if someone jerks off in front of me they are getting bitched out at minimum...disgusting

that shit should remain behind closed doors or over the face of your loved one...

[Quizno]

damn i hate those people, almost as bad as people who are constantly texting..



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[Stuckey]

srsly?


god has society really become that desenstized to jerking off that dudes are just casualy jerking off around other guys?

if someone jerks off in front of me they are getting bitched out at minimum...disgusting

that shit should remain behind closed doors or over the face of your loved one...

ya , me and my roomie was cool tho, we had a rule, wouldnt be awkward, and there`s two bedrooms

[Legend of Josh]

Dude, I jacked it twice just reading this thread.

Maybe you're unintentionally hinting at a *fresh* never been done before thread idea; of course in relation to what seems to be ISH's # 1 hot button these days.

You mentioned you jacked it (translation: fappin') not only once you started glancing at this bush - but twice. Fair enough, but seems more fitting if it were say the Latina or Asian one, no?

Different folks, different STROKES. If I didn't know any better, I'd venture to guess your average OTC groupie is steadily jerkin' readily squirtin' @ uncontrollable levels.

So... someone create a thread polling the board on a two-part questionnaire:

A) how often on an average day do you averagely fap?
B) to the best of your recollection, what's the most you've fapped in a single day?

:lol

[Sarcastic]

http://i35.tinypic.com/*******.gif

[bagelred]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=219000

[pauk]

http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af299/Fixxer/1237576337_daffy-jerking.gif

[EleganceD]

I jack off about 1000 to 1500 times a month.. its my primary form of communication. However I never jack off if im having a conversation with someone and specifically not if im hanging with friend(s).

If I do it will be limited like if its my wife or work.. but even then, it quickly takes a backseat.

[NoName22]

http://i35.tinypic.com/*******.gif

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

WTF.

HOld that sh!t in jeez.

The Samurais never did it.

I really like salty jizz tho. Tells me that the guy I was lucky enuff to blow is rich enough to consume a good dose of celery. Which is what Peter North consumes 3 bundles of to keep the cumsh0ts going long and strong.

[-playmaker-]

*writes down celery on grocery list

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

*writes down celery on grocery list

Since you have your pen and handy dandy notebook out; here's some other.

Cayenne pepper increases blood-flow thus resulting in bigger erections.
Pineapple and berries help the flavor of semen.
Beef, eggs, any animal flesh, brazil nuts, olive oil, and fish oil increase testosterone levels.
A supplement called L-Arginine is a precursor to NO (Nitric Oxide), which will have your erection long and strong and ready to get that friction on.
Ginseng and gingko biloba are nice for general health.
Vit C and E in conjunction help reduce stress to the body quite fast. Reload your sh!t in fifteen minutes like you waz a teen.

Good luck bro. I hope you get a son one of these days. You are loved and respected by all.

[-playmaker-]

Since you have your pen and handy dandy notebook out; here's some other.

Cayenne pepper increases blood-flow thus resulting in bigger erections.
Pineapple and berries help the flavor of semen.
Beef, eggs, any animal flesh, brazil nuts, olive oil, and fish oil increase testosterone levels.
A supplement called L-Arginine is a precursor to NO (Nitric Oxide), which will have your erection long and strong and ready to get that friction on.
Ginseng and gingko biloba are nice for general health.
Vit C and E in conjunction help reduce stress to the body quite fast. Reload your sh!t in fifteen minutes like you waz a teen.

Good luck bro. I hope you get a son one of these days. You are loved and respected by all.
not sure I want a son I just like spraying...lol

but thank you good sir...you have much knowledge!!!...(seriously)

:applause:

[ihatetimthomas]

lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not

I dont have a problem jacking off in front of a roomie either

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[step_back]

damn, am i the only one who gets tired of this? it's like everyone's constantly jacking off nowadays and it's almost impossible to hang out with someone in a one-on-one situation. just yesterday i was hanging out with my roommate (and very close friend) and he had just started watching porn like two days ago and he spent almost the entire time jacking off on his phone.

like we were playing pool and we'd have to pause for him to finish jacking off so he could shoot. and later in the car it was impossible to have any kind of conversation because he was on his phone the entire time. it's cool if you wanna watch porn, but jacking off from like 12 pm to 2 am constantly when you're around someone else is really rude.

i guess i'm just bitching, but it's pretty frustrating. anyone else experience this? :confusedshrug:

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16900000/Erm-What-penguins-of-madagascar-16992017-525-351.jpg

[vinsane01]

lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not

Woah dude, not cool :lol Im pretty sure the OP is joking.

[Dwade305]

U know when u watch a youtube highlight video of lets sayfor example........Yao Ming...and it has some gay little music in the background,and YOU CAN JUST TELL, the video was made by a Chinese person.


Well...I got that same feeling when i read the op. That a Chinese had wrote it and described his experience. Anyone else got the same vibe??

[heavensdevil]

Lmfao!

[Disaprine]

sounds like some one is traped in the closet!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiuZLQbdTc

[NoName22]

I'm jacking off while reading this thread. True story.

[EleganceD]

I'm jacking off while reading this thread. True story.
:hammerhead: :hammerhead:

[Javat_90]

RocketsGreatness let me guess, you have "this friend" who clearly isnt you, that does this type of stuff all the time, am I right?

[EleganceD]

I hate people that do this, I have a friend that is either jacking off on facebook or jacking off on his phone all day and night it is absolutely ridiculous. I don't hang out with him like I used to because it is all he does now, we were playing golf and we had a group behind us, I teed off then I look at him and he is sitting in the buggy on his phone. I asked him if he was going to hit and he said hold on I need to check us in at the golf course. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm Throughout the course of the game I let 3 groups go in front of us so he could jack off, it was terrible.

[EleganceD]

I jack off a fair amount but it all depends on the circumstances. If i'm doing something fun I usually don't even think about it. If i'm doing something boring like work (or Church) then all of a sudden jacking off becomes a priority.

[Eat Like A Bosh]

How can you tell if somones jacking off?
When they put their hands in their pants?

[Perezident]

I jack off a fair amount but it all depends on the circumstances. If i'm doing something fun I usually don't even think about it. If i'm doing something boring like work (or Church) then all of a sudden jacking off becomes a priority.
LMFAO! I member jacking off at the back of the church bus! It was only like 4 more of us in the bus...

It was packed so we had to lap up and a certain sister in the church had to sit in my lap. She was solid as FKCU!! I kept the feeling in my head and when only 4 of us was left I couldn't take it anymore lol I ... (in spongebob's voice) "Began to FAAP"

[EleganceD]

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