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IamSofaKing
04-25-2011, 03:06 PM
I wanna eat some special brownies before my take off, and if it kicks while im going through customs or security can they say anything to me? I can act normal while im high but my eyes will be red as satan's c0ck.. Can i just say i have allergies or something?

wheyhigh
04-25-2011, 03:09 PM
I wanna eat some special brownies before my take off, and if it kicks while im going through customs or security can they say anything to me? I can act normal while im high but my eyes will be red as satan's c0ck.. Can i just say i have allergies or something?
do it

thatoneblackguy
04-25-2011, 03:09 PM
What are they going to do? Beat the high out of you? *****, if you're high, you're high. Do what ya want.

IamSofaKing
04-25-2011, 03:10 PM
Any idea how long it takes to get through check in, customs and security? Cause brownies take about 1-2 hours to kick in, hopefully ill past through all of that and just chill at my gate as the THC kicks in

SsKSpurs21
04-25-2011, 03:17 PM
you dont go through customs unless its an international flight...if you are flying within the states then you will just go through airport security.

the time it takes to get through security depends on how busy the airport is. i have spend as little as 10 mins in security and ive spend as long as an hour in a security line.

also they wont harrass you if you look high...they may pull you in if they can smell weed on you and check ur bags to see if u are carrying any with you.

kaiiu
04-25-2011, 03:19 PM
if u act normal why u high then u good 2 go.

SsKSpurs21
04-25-2011, 03:22 PM
most of the time, security doesnt give a damn...as long as you get through the detector without it going off they wont take a second look at you.

just make sure you dont smell and visine it up before hand, you should be fine.

knickballer
04-25-2011, 03:23 PM
i wouldn't do it, they could charge you on something..

But it would be pretty exotic. Imagine the plane taking off when your stoned it would be like rollercoaster.

irondarts
04-25-2011, 03:29 PM
If you didn't have any drugs on you, what could they do? I don't think it would be an issue.

CelticBaller
04-25-2011, 03:46 PM
tell us if you talked to jesus later

Eat Like A Bosh
04-25-2011, 03:51 PM
Who gives a crap if you do?

Rake2204
04-25-2011, 03:57 PM
Is there any other way? It's an airplane.

srekaL
04-25-2011, 04:30 PM
No you dont have to worry about anything. If you're eating brownies then you won't smell like weed and if your eyes are blitzed then just say that you're tired. Even if they did suspect something they can't prove that you're high dude :oldlol:. Just dont carry any narcotics in your bags and theres nothing at all to worry about. I've done it plenty of times :cheers:

LJJ
04-25-2011, 05:05 PM
I've done it. :cheers:

But I'm sure they have the right deny you if they suspect you of being intoxicated.

Riddler
04-25-2011, 05:17 PM
I wanna eat some special brownies before my take off, and if it kicks while im going through customs or security can they say anything to me? I can act normal while im high but my eyes will be red as satan's c0ck.. Can i just say i have allergies or something?


If you act "high" enough they will put you in first-class for free.

true story.

emsteez forreal
04-25-2011, 05:24 PM
you can't get in trouble for being high anywhere. as long as you don't have anything illegal on you, you're fine.

craigthomasb
04-25-2011, 05:28 PM
if they suspect your on drugs they can have you arrested when you touch down

Undisputed
04-25-2011, 05:42 PM
No one is going to notice or say anything unless you start acting high or smell like pot. People aren't exactly looking for others that are high at the airport just to bust their balls, you're only on the spot if you put yourself there. Of course you're going to hear "You can be arrested" from some people, but that applies if you're blatantly high anywhere. The more people, the harder it is to notice individuals.

Security is not going to be worried about people who are stoned on the plane, they're looking for weapons/drugs and moving you along as quick as possible. I doubt they hold things up because your eyes are a little red and you look happy.

If you can't control yourself when you're high, then you shouldn't do it. The fact that you have to ask this question makes me think you shouldn't do it, actually.

knickballer
04-25-2011, 08:05 PM
I still don't think it's a good idea... Are you going to catch the correct flight? Are you going to freak out and be paranoid the whole ****ing time? It doesn't sound like a smart idea.

Stinky Dog
04-25-2011, 08:08 PM
You can fly out of SFO or Oakland international with up to a half pound of marijuana if you're a patient (which i am) :pimp:

Lebowsky
04-25-2011, 08:10 PM
You can fly out of SFO or Oakland international with up to a half pound of marijuana if you're a patient (which i am) :pimp:

Maybe, but you may have a big problem at your destination.

Stinky Dog
04-25-2011, 08:15 PM
Maybe, but you may have a big problem at your destination.
Depending on where you land sure but SFO or Oakland aren't in the business of informing wherever you are landing. I've done this successfully on more than one occasion.

Jackass18
04-25-2011, 08:16 PM
They won't do anything unless you act the fool. My eyes were pretty red the last time I got on a plane (due to lack of sleep) and nothing happened.

Lebowsky
04-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Depending on where you land sure but SFO or Oakland aren't in the business of informing wherever you are landing. I've done this successfully on more than one occasion.

If I were you I wouldn't venture doing that if I were flying to Europe, for instance (let alone somewhere like Singapore). Baggage gets sniffed by dogs pretty much everywhere, and those bastards are crazy efficient.

Jailblazers7
04-25-2011, 08:22 PM
They won't do anything unless you act the fool. My eyes were pretty red the last time I got on a plane (due to lack of sleep) and nothing happened.

Yeah, I'm sure those people are used to seeing some pretty haggard people.