View Full Version : Kobe post game Meltdown.......
kaiiu
05-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Yeah you are sleeping, no need for Kobe to have been down 3-0 to Mavs(thru first 3 games), he got better production than any of MJ's second three peat
1996: Kukoc: 13 PPG/42%FG/80%FT/4.6 reb/3.5 ast/.33 blk/.83 stl
Pippen: 15.6 PPG/34%FG/68%FT/8.1 reb/5.3 ast/1.3 blk/2.3 stl
Rodman: 7.5 PPG/48% FG/64% FT/14.6 reb/2.5 ast/0.16 blk/1.3 stl
Total Avg: 12.03 PPG/41%FG/70.6% FT/9.1 reb/3.76 ast/.59 blk/1.47 stl
Total of Prod: 36.1 PPG/27.3 Reb/11.3 ast
1997: Kukoc: 8.0 PPG/40.5 FG%/80% FT/3.1 reb/2.6 ast/0.0 blk/.16 stl
Pippen: 20.0 PPG/42%FG/77.7 FT/8.3 reb/3.5 ast/1.83 blk/1.6 stl
Rodman: 2.3 PPG/25% FG/33% FT/7.6 reb/1.5 ast/.16 blk/0.5 stl
Total Avg: 10.1 PPG/35.8% FG/63.3%FT/6.3 reb/2.5 ast/.66 blk/.75 stl
Total of Prod: 30.3 PPG/19 Rebs/7.6 ast
1998: Kukoc: 15.1 PPG/50% FG/69% FT/4.6 reb/2.6 ast/.66 blk/1.16 stl
Pippen: 15.6 PPG/40.9%FG/83% FT/6.8 reb/4.6 ast/.83 blk/1.6 stl
Rodman: 3.3 PPG/46% FG/66% FT/8.3 reb/1.0 ast/.33 blk/1.16 stl
Total Avg: 11.3 PPG/45.6% FG/72.6 FT/6.56 reb/2.73 ast/.60/1.30 stl
Total of Prod: 34 PPG/19.7 rebs/8.2 ast
Kobe 2011 bananas:
Gasol: 13.3 PPG/42% FG/66% FT/9.6 rebs/3.3 ast/.66 blk/.33 stl
Bynum: 15.6 PPG/57% FG/1.000 FT/9.3 rebs/1.0 ast/.66 blk/.33 stl
Odom: 13.0 PPG/42% FG/77% FT/9.0 rebs/ 2.6 ast/.66 blk/.33 stl
Total Avg: 13.9 PPG/47% FG/81% FT/9.3 rebs/2.3 ast/.66 blk/.33 stl
Total of Prod: 41.9 PPG/27.9 rebs/5.9 ast
Guess Kobe would have carried those teams too???:roll: 32-35 year old MJ winning chips, 32 year old Kobe getting swept with the best front court and highest paid roster in the league.....
Kobe failing to do Work...A Calabis Joint
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr277/Varand/ray_charles.jpg
Calabis
05-12-2011, 12:22 PM
Jordan stans:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/10/33de8e47-d6d6-4d31-ba9a-8aef5d97b2a3.jpg
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/calabis/1304373360_picsay-1304373360.jpg
NE1 sad after the Lakers sweep
Calabis
05-12-2011, 12:26 PM
http://i491.photobucket.com/albums/rr277/Varand/ray_charles.jpg
Here maybe pictures will help
http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh410/francisco_drk/DirkSmash.gif
kaiiu
05-12-2011, 12:28 PM
Here maybe pictures will help
http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh410/francisco_drk/DirkSmash.gif
The Mavs would shit on the 90s:sleeping
ballup
05-12-2011, 12:36 PM
Imagine in 15 years, people will also say that prime Kobe would be a scrub in their league.
Nevaeh
05-12-2011, 12:50 PM
Imagine in 15 years, people will also say that prime Kobe would be a scrub in their league.
With all the Chucking and Missing he's done in his life, they'd be right :lol
sosolid4u09
05-12-2011, 03:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFgNtAh2TsE
LOL:lol :lol :lol :lol
sosolid4u09
05-12-2011, 03:47 PM
no1 biting?
blablabla
05-12-2011, 03:52 PM
kobe face
HorryIsMyMVP
05-12-2011, 03:57 PM
I'm not pointing any fingers but Andrew, Pau, Lamar and my gatorade flavor. :lol . I love this.
Loneshot
05-12-2011, 03:58 PM
:oldlol: hilarious
Mach_3
05-12-2011, 04:02 PM
Lmao this ninja has Kobe's mannerisms down to a T :lol
RUCKER
05-12-2011, 04:05 PM
ROFL.. He blamed the towels..
"Nothing was working. The towels weren't working. The towels weren't absorbing my sweat like they normally do."
LOL
AI3Anthony
05-12-2011, 04:28 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
RoseCity07
05-12-2011, 04:33 PM
That was actually pretty good. Like when he says he's not blaming anyone, then names off guys. Then the whole gatorade thing. Good sh*t.
KOLBCTEW
05-12-2011, 04:34 PM
:roll:
Soothing Layup
05-12-2011, 04:38 PM
So funny, funny thing is, that's exactly how Kobe acts hahahaha.
too funny...
marion706
05-12-2011, 04:47 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :rockon:
sosolid4u09
05-12-2011, 06:07 PM
Ironic though coz kobe gave no excuses in his exit interview.
it was a very calm honest interview and im sure it made laker fans feel a bit more at ease.
People need to remember its ****ING hard to get to 4 finals in a row. Some great teams a lot better than this current laker team couldnt manage it.
We have clearly declined and next year we wont be favourites by any means. but we will be contenders and Mitch will rebuild the proper way.
Im over it now.
Im hoping for a Heat/Mavericks final. I wouldnt mind Dirk or Lebron getting their first rings. They both deserve it.
LA_Showtime
05-12-2011, 06:11 PM
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
"I won't be playing in game 4; black mamba will be playing in game 4.":lol
That guy mimics Kobe's facial expressions to a T.
sportstownusa
05-12-2011, 06:12 PM
Gatorade...Didn't quench my thirst. You cant win games with a dry mamba!!
hahahaha. that was amazing.
LA_Showtime
05-12-2011, 06:12 PM
:oldlol: @ the Kobe face. :roll:
dr8ked
05-13-2011, 01:18 AM
and bynum being shipped out because of kobe's no trade clause in his contract..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8GOGAqw-QQ&feature=player_embedded
at the 4.33 min mark. Bynum obviously wants more shots and kobe is basically saying, if you want a bigger role, go find it somewhere else because i'm not letting that happen.
LA_Showtime
05-13-2011, 01:23 AM
Yup. Maybe that will help the team, though. We'll see.
RazorBaLade
05-13-2011, 01:25 AM
bynum is not better than kobe or gasol tho
LA_Showtime
05-13-2011, 01:28 AM
bynum is not better than kobe or gasol tho
Yeah, but he's proven he's more than capable of handling more offensively. He's going to speak up. It should be really interesting. We haven't had this dynamic since Kobe and Shaq. They won 3 championships, so I'd say it was pretty successful.
Zach Morris
05-13-2011, 01:31 AM
Oh hell naw. Lol. The way he was saying was like
" This is what it is, if you don't like it get the fvck out :) "
Haha I like how he acknowledged that he likes to shoot the ball. :cheers:
Kobe24Clutch
05-13-2011, 01:31 AM
Kobe and Shaq version 2
jb220
05-13-2011, 01:31 AM
he doesnt deserve more touches lol
Hoopz2332
05-13-2011, 01:40 AM
:oldlol:
TheAnchorman
05-13-2011, 01:41 AM
kobe shouldn't have that attitude. Most likely he is going to be the 1st option again next year, but if Bynum elevates his play to an all-star level, who is to say he will pass Gasol as #2? What then? Shouldn't you give Bynum a chance? If another ego-battle happens then at this point I would put the full blame on Kobe since he would have forced another quality center out of L.A.
Hoopz2332
05-13-2011, 01:45 AM
http://www.fetchmyflyingmonkeys.com/blog/images/cupid1.jpeg
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/older-man-using-computer.jpg
dont forget kobe would be facing players like this
:oldlol:
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1946/kobeface.jpg
:roll:
Hoopz2332
05-13-2011, 01:46 AM
MJ WOULD BE NOTHING MORE THAN A POOR MANS TONY ALLEN IF HE PLAYED TODAY:violin:
:facepalm :oldlol:
kaiiu
05-13-2011, 01:52 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Hoopz2332
05-13-2011, 01:53 AM
LMAO! I'm dying at some of the reactions/comments in this thread
What the f*ck is that thing
It looks like a knee with lips
:oldlol: :roll:
:oldlol:
Zach Morris
05-13-2011, 01:55 AM
Wasn't this a blowout by the 3rd quarter though? Wtf.
SavageMode
05-13-2011, 01:55 AM
http://imageshack.us/m/713/6753/photofishinggroup.jpg
:roll: :roll:
Colby Brian
05-13-2011, 01:55 AM
Ahh hell the Kobe injury excuse is back...Kobe has won and lost with the most injuries known to man
its something called father time, hes declined a lot this year alone
Colby Brian
05-13-2011, 01:56 AM
Wasn't this a blowout by the 3rd quarter though? Wtf.
it was actually a blow out by halftime
Zach Morris
05-13-2011, 01:56 AM
http://imageshack.us/m/713/6753/photofishinggroup.jpg
Stan Van Gundy instead of Amare. #iDontGetiT
Zach Morris
05-13-2011, 01:57 AM
it was actually a blow out by halftime
Well, there's your reason OP.
In addition Phil pretty much threw in the towel early in the 4th. . . I think. lol. My memory isn't that good.
LA_Showtime
05-13-2011, 02:00 AM
kobe shouldn't have that attitude. Most likely he is going to be the 1st option again next year, but if Bynum elevates his play to an all-star level, who is to say he will pass Gasol as #2? What then? Shouldn't you give Bynum a chance? If another ego-battle happens then at this point I would put the full blame on Kobe since he would have forced another quality center out of L.A.
This.
LAClipsFan33
05-13-2011, 02:11 AM
Highlight of this interview is when he goes in to Beanie Siegel mode from State Property and tells Andrew Bynum he's going to have to "Get down or f*ckin lay down" lol
LakerGirl72
05-13-2011, 02:21 AM
not a fan of the no trade clause. not saying kobe should be traded, it's just not good for any team imo.
csklmf
05-13-2011, 03:01 AM
KOBE BRYANT:
FG attempt >30 -> ballhog
FG attempt <15 -> quitter, emotional
assist >10 -> rely on teammate, he is nothing
assist <10 -> ballhog, not playing the right way
got no teammates -> Lakers first round out -> kobe=loser
got great teammates -> Lakers win 2 titles -> efforts all by Gasol, kobe can be replaced by anyone like LBJ, Wade, PP, Gino and lakers still got champ -> stacked team
sosolid4u09
05-13-2011, 08:55 AM
the mods on this site are SO STUPID!
why merge my hilarious JOKE kobe interview, with a ****ing serious as hell KOBE 0 FG's in second half thread.
further evidence the mods on this site dont know **** ALL! merging a JOKE thread with a serious thread.
idiots
strike
05-16-2011, 10:06 PM
the mods on this site are SO STUPID!
why merge my hilarious JOKE kobe interview, with a ****ing serious as hell KOBE 0 FG's in second half thread.
further evidence the mods on this site dont know **** ALL! merging a JOKE thread with a serious thread.
idiots
:applause:
Prodigy
05-16-2011, 10:16 PM
Game 6 vs Spurs 03.
Game 5 vs Pistons 04.
Game 7 vs Suns 06.
Game 6 vs Celtics 08.
Game 4 vs Dallas 11.
Lakers get blown the f out in all those elimination games.
Just sayin.
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