The Dallas Mavericks = the new "AMERICA'S TEAM"

[-playmaker-]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!

[DirkNowitzki41]

Mavs in 5.

Lets hope the refs **** off. If we lose, it better be fair. No 30 fts a game shit

[Andrei89]

hehe good one:applause: :applause:

[VishaltotheG]

If you f*ckers lose to Miami AGAIN, someone in Dallas is getting their ass kicked.

[kabalcage]

Go America and go (preemptively) Mavs!

[inclinerator]

go germany! i mean america!

[iggy>]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!
I actually was cheering for the mavs, until u just reminded me that they play in Dallas.

[Mr. Jabbar]

I'm all in for team america, lets hope the Larry O'Brien trophy is not tainted by the cHeat.

[SebasMiamiFan]

Bring it on! I'll be the villain if it means Miami will get their 2nd title.

[Gundress]

YEAH, LET'S GO MAVERICKS

F*CK THE HEAT CHEATING ASS MFER.


DALLAS MAVERICKS

[gleden]

its funny because all of you will probably start calling the mavs soft, and chokers if they lose to the heat. Both teams are great teams, and have tore their opponents in the playoffs, lets see what happens.

[Dolphin]

Ironic since Dirk is actually from the evil empire. lol

[BarberSchool]

I feel so dirty for endorsing this narrative.

[socomberetta]

I was pulling for the Bulls to get to the Finals, but seeing how the Mavs have been tearing apart the competition and their appearance in the Finals are just about guaranteed, it just makes universal/cosmic sense that the Mavericks have to face the team that took the Championship away from them all those years ago.

[asd]

the mavs can't stop wade and james

who's gonna guard them?

kidd, terry and marion?

keep dreaming

[MostHated305]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!


http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6893/indexai.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/indexai.png/)

[EoJ]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png

[Gundress]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6893/indexai.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/indexai.png/)


F*CKING DISGUSTING!

[-playmaker-]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png
:roll:


that is just fantastic

[Doranku]

Ghostface Drillah, we need you. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Mr. Jabbar]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png


:lol

[Alhazred]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png


:lol

[24r2]

time to save the world dirk.

gotta bring those evil monkeys down

http://www.theprogram101.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ape_escape_3_422x317.jpg

[-playmaker-]

America, I give you HOPE:

1.

http://www.nba.com/games/20101127/MIADAL/gameinfo.html

2.

http://www.nba.com/games/20101220/DALMIA/gameinfo.html

[G-Funk]

show me the way!

[MavsPoke]

Is it 13 or 14 straight wins against the Heat for America's Team? Do any of you good America loving gentlemen know how many times straight the good guys have defeated the Heat?

[InspiredLebowski]

"I love Dirk. But I bet my grandfather hated Dirk's grandfather."

[The Judge]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!

Wow, you're a giant nerd.

[G-train]

Both teams are yet to make the finals.

[LurkingFanboy]

As if the Mavs don't have enough pressure than to have all of the collective player haters of the world jumping on the bandwagon to hope they beat the Heat.

I'd rather the world was on the Heat's side frankly.

[-playmaker-]

Both teams are yet to make the finals.
96% on both sides...it is extremely likely

I would wish you good luck, but you don't need luck when you have the refs on your side...

[-playmaker-]

As if the Mavs don't have enough pressure than to have all of the collective player haters of the world jumping on the bandwagon to hope they beat the Heat.

I'd rather the world was on the Heat's side frankly.
the entire teenage world probably is...:confusedshrug:

[OmniStrife]

A German stands above America? Wut...

[stephanieg]

Ironic since Dirk is actually from the evil empire. lol

Dirk isn't American.

[Smoke117]

Mavs in 5.

Lets hope the refs **** off. If we lose, it better be fair. No 30 fts a game shit

That's funny considering how many ft's Dirk has been getting lately and considering that it's basically at it's most impossible to defend Dirk when the refs are calling every little ticky tacky thing and you can't be physical with him. Don't get me wrong, I actually want the Mavs to beat the Heat (if they end up playing), but that still made me chuckle.

[-playmaker-]

That's funny considering how many ft's Dirk has been getting lately and considering that it's basically at it's most impossible to defend Dirk when the refs are calling every little ticky tacky thing and you can't be physical with him. Don't get me wrong, I actually want the Mavs to beat the Heat (if they end up playing), but that still made me chuckle.
he is reffering to the 2006 Mavs/Heat Finals which were rigged...

[shadow]

That's funny considering how many ft's Dirk has been getting lately and considering that it's basically at it's most impossible to defend Dirk when the refs are calling every little ticky tacky thing and you can't be physical with him. Don't get me wrong, I actually want the Mavs to beat the Heat (if they end up playing), but that still made me chuckle.


If I recall Dirk was getting a lot of calls before the 2006 finals too. The refs just switched jerseys after game 2 of the finals.

[kabalcage]

he is reffering to the 2006 Mavs/Heat Finals which were rigged...
This is true. If the Heat win, it would technically be their first championship.

[gleden]

the entire teenage world probably is...:confusedshrug:

there are some, but all the kobe/laker/ teens are on ur side. thats a lot of youngsters

[Micku]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/884030/nwo-miami-heat-o.gif

[-playmaker-]

there are some, but all the kobe/laker/ teens are on ur side. thats a lot of youngsters
yes, probably true...

you know what, it's okay if we have some "heat-haters" rooting for the Mavs...cause that team deserves a little hate I think...



get your hate on haters...:rockon:

[-playmaker-]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/884030/nwo-miami-heat-o.gif
that is awesome

[tomtucker]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!
? Your big star is German, a yugo 3 point shooter, a dirty latin provides the lay ups......Americas team ?.... FUKK NO !




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[vinsane01]

Well ive been rooting for them ever since the spurs lost. So what can say, GO MAVS!

[nashwade]

best player on the team ain't even american

[-playmaker-]

? Your big star is German, a yugo 3 point shooter, a dirty latin provides the lays ups......Americas team ?.... FUKK NO !
AHHH....

but Jason Kidd was born in San Fransico !!!!




SUCK ON THAT SHIT B*TCH!!!!.... :banana:

[Kurosawa0]

I'm leaning towards Miami in 5. Hmm, still need to think about it some more.


...And both teams need to close out their series first.

[Bogus_Sting]

? Your big star is German, a yugo 3 point shooter, a dirty latin provides the lay ups......Americas team ?.... FUKK NO !




.

Its 2011 Bro. The President is black, Islamic and not born her either.

The new America. You don't like it, move to Miami.

[Kurosawa0]

Its 2011 Bro. The President is black, Islamic and not born her either.

Of all the things I've seen on here, that may be the most idiotic yet.

[-playmaker-]

Of all the things I've seen on here, that may be the most idiotic yet.
:no:

it was complete genius

[Kurosawa0]

:no:

it was complete genius

Yeah, you're going to have to explain how pushing lies as truth is "genius."

[-playmaker-]

Yeah, you're going to have to explain how pushing lies as truth is "genius."
why would I need to explain that?...ask any decent lawyer

[NY-Knicks]

PRIME, what the **** man?

[thomaspynchon]

the mavs can't stop wade and james

who's gonna guard them?

kidd, terry and marion?

keep dreaming

marion owns Lefraud, are you crazy? Check out lefraud's stats against dallas.

[NY-Knicks]

marion owns Lefraud, are you crazy? Check out lefraud's stats against dallas.

Stevenson better lock up Wade, or it'll be '06 all over again.

Kidd has been great defensively these Playoffs but Wade has too much explosiveness in his first step. He'll blow right by him.

[KOLBCTEW]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/884030/nwo-miami-heat-o.gif
:applause:

[Lodi Dodi]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png

:roll: :applause: :applause:

[King Lebron LBJ]

Dallas better play Defense in this series otherwise they are in big trouble. Miami will have a far easier time scoring than they have done in this Bulls series.

[bingo123]

You probably dont want support from non Dallas fans. They will rip you guys apart when or should I say when you lose against the Heat. Nobody will give Miami credits and Dallas will be the source of their frustration.

[tomtucker]

AHHH....

but Jason Kidd was born in San Fransico !!!!




SUCK ON THAT SHIT B*TCH!!!!.... :banana:
SUCK ON THAT SHIT B*TCH ??.........San Fransico ?........home of the fukking faags......:banana:

Hey Kobe, what do you think of the Mavs and Kidd :
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insert kobe gif here:
:lol



.

[Riddler]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png




:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Theoo's Daddy]

:oldlol: :oldlol: The Evil empire is fixing to break your hearts. The Championship cruise will not be stopped.

[the_wise_one]

the mavs can't stop david stern

who's gonna stand up to him?

mark cuban?

keep dreaming

FTFY

[Doomsday Dallas]

:oldlol: :oldlol: The Evil empire is fixing to break your hearts. The Championship cruise will not be stopped.


Do I need to remind you that we have Tyson Chandler?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faiCIR9P1Ns

http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/rcs_sidelines/Tyson%20Chandler%20Mavs.jpg

[tomtucker]

Do I need to remind you that we have Tyson Chandler?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faiCIR9P1Ns

http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/rcs_sidelines/Tyson%20Chandler%20Mavs.jpg
This cruiseship has a surprise......... Sir, Tyson Chandler starboard side :
.
http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/SHIP_Battleship_Iowa_Front_Firing_lg.jpg

[Funnyfuka]

i think it s safe to say heat are up to everyone s expectations and proved their goal to be realistic.

[Yung D-Will]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s

[step_back]

i think it s safe to say heat are up to everyone s expectations and proved their goal to be realistic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What ever you do don't complement them! The Heat need to know they will go down as the most hated championship team!

[Yung D-Will]

Lol I don't consider Miami an evil empire of anything like that. But I wan't J-kidd to get his ring:cheers:

[step_back]

Lol I don't consider Miami an evil empire of anything like that. But I wan't J-kidd to get his ring:cheers:

Come on Yung be a team player!:lol

[Rasheed1]

:lol Fans never learn... Setting Dallas up for a big ass fall...

all these haters with their mouths watering to see the Heat lose....

2006 all over again, but this time it might be worse.. lol

I'll have my popcorn ready and I'll be checking to see the fallout from this thread.

:cheers:

[King Lebron LBJ]

Lol I don't consider Miami an evil empire of anything like that. But I wan't J-kidd to get his ring:cheers:

If Miami wins it all Kidd is who I will be sad for.

[lakers_forever]

http://i.imgur.com/RmrGy.png

:applause:

[rodman91]

Normally i would support the team which is gonna beat us but..Dirk & Kidd deserve a ring.

[MavsPoke]

This cruiseship has a surprise......... Sir, Tyson Chandler starboard side :
.
http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/SHIP_Battleship_Iowa_Front_Firing_lg.jpg

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

Go Team America!

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowd own:

[ForeverHeat]

Wow... I guess you guys just never learn. First it was Boston, who were confident of beating us. Then it was the Bulls, who were pretty sure their "amazing" defense and Rose was gonna beat Heat. We relied too much on 3 players they said. We had no bench they said. We weren't clutch they said.

What Im trying to say is, Dallas will have a nightmare if they face the Heat. Dirk wont be able to do what Pierce, Garnett, Allen, Rondo and Rose couldnt.

Championship Cruise :rockon:

[Hawker]

Wow... I guess you guys just never learn. First it was Boston, who were confident of beating us. Then it was the Bulls, who were pretty sure their "amazing" defense and Rose was gonna beat Heat. We relied too much on 3 players they said. We had no bench they said. We weren't clutch they said.

What Im trying to say is, Dallas will have a nightmare if they face the Heat. Dirk wont be able to do what Pierce, Garnett, Allen, Rondo and Rose couldnt.

Championship Cruise :rockon:

It's the same for us dude. Blazers, Lakers and OKC were all supposed to smoke us.

[ErhnamDjinn]

the mavs can't stop wade and james

who's gonna guard them?

kidd, terry and marion?

keep dreaming
no one will stop them one on one, it will be a collective team effort, on the other hand if we do stop those two I hope Bosh, Bibby, Miller and Haslem dont burn us. I believe in the Mavs :cheers:

[InfiniteBaskets]

Someone needs to photoshop Dirk's face in the captain America outfit

[PP34Deuce]

History says that Stern hates when a "Conspiracy" issue comes about regarding officiating.

Lakers used to get away with murder especially against NJ, They face detroit Shaq isnt allowed to run over people, Kobe doesnt get the "wade" calls like the first 2 championships.

I expect with so much potential evidence with the 2006 finals, the refs will not be awarding Wade and Lebron with crazy whistles like people think.

[G.O.A.T]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!


I'm on board. What's more American than a team led by a 7-foot German, has a 5-foot Puerto Rican as well as a Croatian and a Frenchman off the bench and has a Cuban for an owner.

[-playmaker-]

I'm on board. What's more American than a team led by a 7-foot German, has a 5-foot Puerto Rican as well as a Croatian and a Frenchman off the bench and has a Cuban for an owner.
:lol

EXACTLY...America is the great melting pot, just like the Mavs

[-playmaker-]

Someone needs to photoshop Dirk's face in the captain America outfit
If I have time today I will jump on this for sure...

[BlackJoker23]

http://i.imgur.com/HuZbl.jpg

[creepingdeath]

I'm on board. What's more American than a team led by a 7-foot German, has a 5-foot Puerto Rican as well as a Croatian and a Frenchman off the bench and has a Cuban for an owner.
:roll: Best post of the thread.

[Hawker]

:roll: Best post of the thread.

Technically he's a Cuban.

lol

just not the nationality

[CelticBaller]

:rockon:

[jb220]

I think Barea sold me oranges on the street once, he deserves a ring!

[ChandlerParsons]

Wonder if Dirk's ancestors are Nazis :roll: :roll:

I like Dirk, but I don't like Dallas. So....... :(

[creepingdeath]

Wonder if Dirk's ancestors are Nazis :roll: :roll:

I like Dirk, but I don't like Dallas. So....... :(
Wonder if your ancestors are slave owners.. :roll: :roll:


:facepalm

[The Judge]

Technically he's a Cuban.

lol

just not the nationality

Yeah, I think that was the joke.

[DirkNowitzki41]

Wonder if your ancestors are slave owners.. :roll: :roll:


:facepalm

:roll: :roll:

[tomtucker]

I think Barea sold me oranges on the street once, he deserves a ring!
I think he once robbed my home, he already has enough rings.

[Nash]

:lol: Nice way to recruit fans. I personally want to see the best basketball players win. Therefor, Miami.

[DeronMillsap]

I'm still rejoicing over the Lakers sweep as a Laker-hater so I'm hoping Dallas caps it off with a championship. I mean, I wouldn't care about the championship but that'll be good for the Mav fans.

[SebasMiamiFan]

Boston, Chicago, and Dallas were the 3 teams that were the key factors of our season. Boston was the team that haunted us and always beat us (our big brother), we won in 5. Chicago was the team that swept us and created Crygate where the Heat were crying in the locker room and they were the best team in the league, we will beat them in 5 or 6. Now Dallas was the team that destroyed us and Miami had a huge meeting that ultimately turned around the 9-8 team. We have proved that the playoffs are the only thing that matters and we will prove it again.

[joshwake]

go America's Team under German occupation! Actually I don't really care much at this point, since LA already got swept! (and they are signing Brown, this is too good to be true!) But I would like to see Dallas win over Miami. Go Mavs!

[kobesabi]

I disagree, but I'll root for Mavs, OKC, or Bulls to win this year championship.

[ChandlerParsons]

Wonder if your ancestors are slave owners.. :roll: :roll:


:facepalm
Well..
There were black slave owners back then too

[24r2]

Well..
There were black slave owners back then too

wut? :lol

[gilalizard]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6893/indexai.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/indexai.png/)


The douche is strong with these three.

[Bigsmoke]

Lets go Heat

[Foster5k]

Heat in 5.

[creepingdeath]

Well..
There were black slave owners back then too
Yup, so?

[gilalizard]

Basketball metaphor for nerds...

Sauron (Pat Riley) has sent out from Mordor (Miami) his Nazgul/Ringwraiths (dwhistle, teh chosen1, and the boshasaurus) to hunt down the One Ring (championship) and enslave all the good, free people of Middle Earth (a healthy, competitive league not dominated by a stacked team of narcissistic assclowns).

The only thing that protects us is The Fellowship (Mavs), led by Aragorn (Dirk) and a hobbit (Barrea).

[Noble6-AC45]

this is really sad and pathetic bunch of hypocrites

[creepingdeath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adh7BPy8q-g&feature=share

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCAKidv848&feature=related

:oldlol:

[bdreason]

Let"s Go Dallas!!!


For America!!!

[Lebron23]

I disagree, but I'll root for Mavs, OKC, or Bulls to win this year championship.


You are a sore loser.

[G.O.A.T.]

You are a sore loser.

Why?

[Lebron23]

Why?


He was the same guy who said that LeBron needed to leave Cleveland, but after Lebron made his decision he hated LeBron because he finally realize that he's going to win several championships with this squad.


True. If he stays and rebuild it, he can redeem himself. If leaves and rebuild, there always be residual baggage travelling behind him.

From the look of now a day, you need Big 3 or more. Big 2 is not enough. Why Knicks?


Why Knicks? Miami could be better since it already has Wade and championship caliber coach Pat Riley.

[NBASTATMAN]

Join us NBA fans, and we will defeat the evil empire known as the Miami Heat


JOIN US AMERICA!!!....WE STAND FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!





AMERICA...F*CK YEAH!!!


Shit you already beat the evil empire in the Lakers.. Next up is the heatles.. :applause:

[adri41]

How could you not want this guy to win?:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMKdXJu3yEw&feature=player_embedded

Okay, okay...it's just because I adore him. But I honestly don't understand how anyone could dislike the man.

[-playmaker-]

Mavs...bringing the country together...:rockon:


just got back from the game...it was absolutly unreal...greatest sporting event of my life

[DirtySanchez]

Mavs...bringing the country together...:rockon:


just got back from the game...it was absolutly unreal...greatest sporting event of my life

Thank LeBron he is well, well, well, well hated.

Go Mavs!!!

[Gundress]

Mavs...bringing the country together...:rockon:


just got back from the game...it was absolutly unreal...greatest sporting event of my life

did you go by yourself or with friends?


The Heat can't stop this mfer white boy JJ Barea, he's running round like a mouse. I have so much respect for him especially he's a little guy.

[-playmaker-]

did you go by yourself or with friends?


The Heat can't stop this mfer white boy JJ Barea, he's running round like a mouse. I have so much respect for him especially he's a little guy.
freinds of course...Dooms was there

EVERYONE on the Mavs played great...not one player had a bad game

[DCL]

mark cuban is such an ass you really want him to fail if you're american because americans don't like asses.

but he's lucky that there's a even more disliked figure from the other side in lebron, so people are making dallas as "their team."

and this "american" team is lead by a german guy. so all your american great grandfathers who might had fought in WW2 are shaking their heads now. :lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

I think never before fans whos teams were not actually playing the finals were so eager to see one of them win/lose. Go team america!

[The Decision]

:oldlol: :oldlol: The Evil empire is fixing to break your hearts. The Championship cruise will not be stopped.

:roll: :roll:

[joe]

mark cuban is such an ass you really want him to fail if you're american because americans don't like asses.

but he's lucky that there's a even more disliked figure from the other side in lebron, so people are making dallas as "their team."

and this "american" team is lead by a german guy. so all your american great grandfathers who might had fought in WW2 are shaking their heads now. :lol

Most Germans didn't fully understand Hitler's agenda, or the effects it would cause. Plus, it was 70 years ago, and Germany is once again a great country. So I'm fine rooting for Dirk. :pimp:

[-playmaker-]

tonight is our night America...

these f*ckin douche bags are GOING DOWN!!!



and we will celebrate on thier territory...

:banana:

[AlphaWolf24]

SUCK ON THAT SHIT B*TCH ??.........San Fransico ?........home of the fukking faags......:banana:

Hey Kobe, what do you think of the Mavs and Kidd :
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insert kobe gif here:
:lol



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:facepalm ...not anymore...that would belong to Miami:lol




and J Kidd is from Alemeda...a little Island next to Oaktown.

[AlphaWolf24]

mark cuban is such an ass you really want him to fail if you're american because americans don't like asses.

but he's lucky that there's a even more disliked figure from the other side in lebron, so people are making dallas as "their team."

and this "american" team is lead by a german guy. so all your american great grandfathers who might had fought in WW2 are shaking their heads now. :lol


What if you're Native American...does that mean you can never root for anyone?


anyways....this is the stupidest idea ever....go back far enough and someone in your family tree was at war with someone else from every country.