THE Kobe CHRONICLES

[OmniStrife]

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[Batz]

Lol @ the watermark.

[DMAVS41]

:oldlol:
http://i.imgur.com/Hk2Vb.png

[OmniStrife]

Lol @ the watermark.
Well it was for Reddit. :D

[ImmortalD24]

And yet it still doesn't change the fact that your Suns are..


http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

[FourthTenor]

You left out an entire era of the saga..... the one right after he insisted on being "the man" and got repeatedly chased out of the playoffs in the first round by steve nash like a man running from a coyote

[OmniStrife]

And yet it still doesn't change the fact that your Suns are..


http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg
At least I'm not a waggon hopper like you all 90s Bulls fans.. :roll:

[ImmortalD24]

At least I'm not a waggon hopper like you all 90s Bulls fans.. :roll: Eh.. You know full well that most 90's Bulls hoppers either stopped watching bball altogether, the minute Jordan retired for good.. or jumped on the LeBron/ Heat bandwagon (see Bruce Blitz). Nice try though. Your suns are still failures.

[OmniStrife]

Eh.. You know full well that most 90's Bulls hoppers either stopped watching bball altogether, as soon as Jordan retired, or jumped on the LeBron/ Heat bandwagon (see Bruce Blitz). Nice try though. Your suns are still failures.
Yeah, perhaps but they are still my team and I'd still cheer for them, unlike you ungrateful ***** that demand players kicked out or traded at the drop of a brick.
Even though the one who provides enough bricks to build the great wall of China is never called out for it. :facepalm

[Quizno]

true, a 29 ppg playoff scorer was definitely carried by an 19 ppg playoff scorer. an excellent point and a hilarious picture

[OmniStrife]

true, a 29 ppg playoff scorer was definitely carried by an 19 ppg playoff scorer. an excellent point and a hilarious picture
:cheers:

[ImmortalD24]

Yeah, perhaps but they are still my team and I'd still cheer for them, unlike you ungrateful ***** that demand players kicked out or traded at the drop of a brick.
Even though the one who provides enough bricks to build the great wall of China is never called out for it. :facepalm Lets not act like Kobe doesn't have a 30mil contract kicking in.. making him impossible to trade even without his no trade clause under the future cba.


The obsession you have with the Lakers/ Kobe is pretty pathetic. Really. Worry about your own pathetic franchise.

[OmniStrife]

Lets not act like Kobe doesn't have a 30mil contract kicking in.. making him impossible to trade even without his no trade clause under the future cba.


The obsession you have with the Lakers/ Kobe is pretty pathetic. Really. Worry about your own pathetic franchise.
No worries Brah.
Unlike you, last time we saw a sweep, it was us sweepin' :pimp:

[ImmortalD24]

No worries Brah.
Unlike you, last time we saw a sweep, it was us sweepin' :pimp: Huh?

[OmniStrife]

Huh?
4-0 vs. Spurs? :confusedshrug:

[ImmortalD24]

4-0 vs. Spurs? :confusedshrug:And what happened after that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYGBHi7ya0


LOL @ you bragging about a sweep.. your team wasn't even good enough to make the playoffs.

[StacksOnDeck]

OP must be white cause I didn't laugh at all at his post. White humor is the worst.

[OmniStrife]

And what happened after that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYGBHi7ya0


LOL @ you bragging about a sweep.. your team wasn't even good enough to make the playoffs.

If the Suns didn't undergo 2 team-changing mid-season trades and Nash wasn't injured they'd be a sure playoff team seeded somewhere from 5th-8th.



OP must be white cause I didn't laugh at all at his post. White humor is the worst.

Nope man, you ain't laughing cause your anus is still sore from that Deutsche-sausage raping you 4 times...

[ImmortalD24]

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg


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[sagr32]

If the Suns didn't undergo 2 team-changing mid-season trades and Nash wasn't injured they'd be a sure playoff team seeded somewhere from 5th-8th.
And if the Lakers played like they did against those suns these playoffs they'd be in the finals. See how that works

[OmniStrife]

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg


http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg

Two can play this game... :pimp:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w58/oliverr0/OPIS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/cFx7O.jpg


http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5442/michaeljordank.png

[StacksOnDeck]

Just like I suspected, OP is white. There's a reason why funny white comedians are rare.

[OmniStrife]

Just like I suspected, OP is white. There's a reason why funny white comedians are rare.

Sorry Brah, jokes about LeBron's headband are not my style...

Oh and:

http://i.imgur.com/LJYiQ.gif

[Samurai Swoosh]

OP must be white cause I didn't laugh at all at his post. White humor is the worst.
WTF are you talking about?

[StacksOnDeck]

Sorry Brah, jokes about LeBron's headband are not my style...

Oh and:

http://i.imgur.com/LJYiQ.gif

How about not making jokes? :facepalm


WTF are you talking about?

I'll break it down for the slow. OP's post is supposed to be funny. I did not laugh. I figured OP was white due to the horrible joke. I was right. I now understand why I didn't laugh.

[ImmortalD24]

Two can play this game... :pimp:




Damn you are pathetic. lol. 99.9% of NBA fans know Jordan >>> Kobe as a player. Is Jordan a former Suns player? Hiding behind Jordan's legacy isn't going to get you anywhere.. Kobe > any Suns player.. and no Shaq does not count.

You sure are grasping at straws here. :oldlol:

You mad brah?

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg

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[24r2]

give OP the attention he desperately wanted


:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Samurai Swoosh]

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg
Dan Marjele in the back ground looking like "man ... I thought people would stop raping the Suns in the clutch after Jordan retired"

[OmniStrife]

Damn you are pathetic. lol. 99.9% of NBA fans know Jordan >>> Kobe as a player. Is Jordan a former Suns player? Hiding behind Jordan's legacy isn't going to get you anywhere.. Kobe > any Suns player.. and no Shaq does not count.

You sure are grasping at straws here. :oldlol:


This thread had nothing to do with the Suns in the 1st place

http://i.imagehost.org/0617/hhhgggf.jpg

See? I can use whichever player I choose.

U mad?

[Mr. Jabbar]

And yet it still doesn't change the fact that your Suns are..


http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg


ouch :oldlol:

[OmniStrife]

ouch :oldlol:
Not really, be amazed, but I am well aware of it myself, and for quite a while as well.

[ImmortalD24]

Dan Marjele in the back ground looking like "man ... I thought people would stop raping the Suns in the clutch after Jordan retired"Only team to have a parade after losing in the finals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGzth8cCag

:roll::roll::roll::roll:

[OmniStrife]

Only team to have a parade after losing in the finals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGzth8cCag

:roll::roll::roll::roll:
It's nice of you to notice this, considering how busy you probably were celebrating the your team's 3rd championship that year... :lol

[ImmortalD24]

Never once a Bulls fan. I told you this before.. and I'm not the one photoshopping other teams/players accomplishments like it was my own.

Again..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg



http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg


:oldlol:

[STATUTORY]

it's funny cuz Lebron played with Shaq and the black pau gasol, antwan jamison, and didn't get shit

[24r2]

Only team to have a parade after losing in the finals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGzth8cCag

:roll::roll::roll::roll:

parade? serously? these lowlifes :facepalm

[OmniStrife]

http://www.subaonet.com/Files/2009/News/yaolimeng/2K7D815D6233712/17955613.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w58/oliverr0/OPIS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/cFx7O.jpg

[ImmortalD24]

The difference is, the Lakers beat you guys on the way to a title (repeat).. while your pathetic suns lost to the same franchise that you photoshopped in the opening post.


Again..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg



http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg


:oldlol:

[24r2]

http://www.subaonet.com/Files/2009/News/yaolimeng/2K7D815D6233712/17955613.jpg

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w58/oliverr0/OPIS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/cFx7O.jpg

haha ***** where did that get you??

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

[artest 93]

:roll: @ these Laker bandwagon trolls using the LA franchise success as their argument, as if they are better people/fans because the Lakers won.

What would be the difference between these trolls and the OP if he made a new username and declared himself a Laker "fan" right now? The correct answer is nothing, and that's what's funny about it.

Stop thinking that you are an intelligent person with the ability to debate simply because you have a Laker avatar, dumb trolls.

The joke is either funny or it isn't. Move on with your lives. The guy trying to be racist shouldn't really go there. Blacks and Mexicans are easily the easiest to make fun of. In fact, to go there would be wrong. That's how easy it is.

[OmniStrife]

The difference is, the Lakers beat you guys on the way to a title (repeat).. while your pathetic suns lost to the same franchise that you photoshopped in the opening post.


Again..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg



http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg


:oldlol:

It's sad how you bash the Suns Just to avoid the topic! :roll:

[24r2]

:roll: @ these Laker bandwagon trolls using the LA franchise success as their argument, as if they are better people/fans because the Lakers won.

What would be the difference between these trolls and the OP if he made a new username and declared himself a Laker "fan" right now? The correct answer is nothing, and that's what's funny about it.

Stop thinking that you are an intelligent person with the ability to debate simply because you have a Laker avatar, dumb trolls.

The joke is either funny or it isn't. Move on with your lives. The guy trying to become racist shouldn't really go there. Blacks and Mexicans are easily the easiest to make fun of. In fact, to go there would be wrong. That's how easy it is.

did not read lol and u can STFU :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[ImmortalD24]

It's sad how you bash the Suns Just to avoid the topic! :roll:It's sad that you bash on Kobe to avoid your pathetic Suns failures.. and when that fails, bring Jordan like he played for your team, while at the same time calling every Laker fan a 90's bulls fan. You are all over the place with your trolling.



Again..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg


Losing parade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGzth8cCag

http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg


:oldlol:

[OmniStrife]

did not read lol and u can STFU :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

HURR DURR... DIDN'T READ LOL...
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[24r2]

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

HURR DURR... DIDN'T READ LOL...
http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr132/tommywrx/super-retard.jpg

lol ***** dont u post ur pic on this site :oldlol: :oldlol:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

[AlphaWolf24]

http://i.imgur.com/Hk2Vb.png


2/10......expected better.





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[OmniStrife]

http://i.imgur.com/FYy0e.jpg
lol ***** dont u post ur pic on this site :oldlol: :oldlol:

No brah, lemme show it in a way you'd understand...

[ImmortalD24]

Again..

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/20jobit.jpg


Losing parade: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGzth8cCag

http://i54.tinypic.com/11v43zq.jpg


:oldlol:

Alright seriously.. I am done with this sinking ship of a thread. Peace. :pimp:

[24r2]

No brah, lemme show it in a way you'd understand...

i dont mind if u want to join the laker bandwagon but dont u postin ur pic on this site niggah :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnnz35.jpg

[AlphaWolf24]

recap :

OP - "Hey I know......Kobe getting carried by Pau and Shaq, yup that's it"

proceeds to get merked and http://images4.fanpop.com/image/user_images/2384000/AlphaWolf-2384517_187_256.jpg






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[Doctor Rivers]

Couldn't you guys just have emailed these stupid ass images to each other and not clutter up the board?

[LBJDW305]

Am I the only true bloos Heat fan that respects kobe bryant as a player...LOL at Gasol carrying kobe :roll:

[greensmoke21]

are suns fans actually talking shit? :lol
:facepalm

[24r2]

Am I the only true bloos Heat fan that respects kobe bryant as a player...LOL at Gasol carrying kobe :roll:

(join date: may 2011)+(post: 1) = HEAT FAN :oldlol: :oldlol:

[d.bball.guy]

I know you hate him but you have touches of NBA4EVER!:roll::roll::roll:

[LBJDW305]

Oh ok so since I joined the forum recently means I just became a Heat fan?

[Mrofir]

Eh.. You know full well that most 90's Bulls hoppers either stopped watching bball altogether, the minute Jordan retired for good.. or jumped on the LeBron/ Heat bandwagon (see Bruce Blitz). Nice try though. Your suns are still failures.

everyone attention. This is an example of what not to do in life:


"your personal worth is less cause your team didn't win xyz!"


Uh, no. No, no.

You dont get it.

[brownmamba00]

Suns fan talking trash:oldlol:

[Andrei89]

it's funny cuz Lebron played with Shaq and the black pau gasol, antwan jamison, and didn't get shit


is this guy serious?:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Hondo]

recap :

OP - "Hey I know......Kobe getting carried by Pau and Shaq, yup that's it"

proceeds to get merked and http://images4.fanpop.com/image/user_images/2384000/AlphaWolf-2384517_187_256.jpg
next


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[riseagainst]

:roll:

[Akrazotile]

The saga continues

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll: @ these Laker bandwagon trolls using the LA franchise success as their argument, as if they are better people/fans because the Lakers won.

What would be the difference between these trolls and the OP if he made a new username and declared himself a Laker "fan" right now? The correct answer is nothing, and that's what's funny about it.

Stop thinking that you are an intelligent person with the ability to debate simply because you have a Laker avatar, dumb trolls.

The joke is either funny or it isn't. Move on with your lives. The guy trying to be racist shouldn't really go there. Blacks and Mexicans are easily the easiest to make fun of. In fact, to go there would be wrong. That's how easy it is.

This so much lmao..


"OMG WERE LAKER FANS DUDE WERE BETTER THAN YOU"

Take a joke, low life shits.