Shaq is Goat on my Prime List Now

[N0Skillz]

He has finally retired and let me edit my current Prime list to this

1.Shaq
2.Kareem/Jordan
3.Magic
4.Bird

I thought he would do it next year but the Big AARP is now out of the NBA and hopefully going to be apart of TNT.

What do you guys think?

[CelticBaller]

who cares?

[N0Skillz]

who cares?

I care.

Also please don't spam on my topic.

[kaiiu]

Tony Allen doesnt deserve to be on that list

[BlackJoker23]

I care.

Also please don't spam on my topic.
nobody cares about your list, though. thats the thing. your opinion, fine. keep it to yourself or post it in the daily top 10 thread that pops up.

[Papaya Petee]

In before JLaubers 50000 book posts.

[N0Skillz]

Tony Allen doesnt deserve to be on that list

Tony Allen isn't on my list =p.

Extrapolate good sir

[N0Skillz]

nobody cares about your list, though. thats the thing. your opinion, fine. keep it to yourself or post it in the daily top 10 thread that pops up.

Alot of people care about my list.... Just because you don't doesn't mean no one else does. Don't be so self centered all the time. :D

[kaiiu]

Tony Allen isn't on my list =p.

Extrapolate good sir
Yes it is. You just spelled his name wrong. You spelled Tony with M-I-C-H-A-E-L.

[N0Skillz]

Yes it is. You just spelled his name wrong. You spelled Tony with M-I-C-H-A-E-L.


I didn't write Micheal in my post

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[taucesays]

Alot of people care about my list....

No, no they don't. Or at least as much as they care about my list, because yours is garbage.

[asdf1990]

Where is lebron king james?

Lebron> adam morrison aka bird and taller rondo aka magic.

[dirtydez]

he had no skill, his skill was standing his gigantism body under the rim and waiting for a pass so he can drop it in

[N0Skillz]

No, no they don't. Or at least as much as they care about my list, because yours is garbage.

you cared enough to write a complete sentence with correct grammar, which in my book is caring.

http://www.stevenkaylive.com/images/logo/Caring%20Hearts.jpg

[kaiiu]

Where is lebron king james?

Lebron> adam morrison aka bird and taller rondo aka magic.
:roll: :roll:

[N0Skillz]

Where is lebron king james?

Lebron> adam morrison aka bird and taller rondo aka magic.


Lebron will be on my list when he retires, I don't like putting players on any list if they are not retired and done =p.


Just a personal preference xD. But when he is done with his career there is no question that his name will grace my list

[CelticBaller]

Where is lebron king james?

Lebron> adam morrison aka bird and taller rondo aka magic.
damn wtf is this?

80s>90s>>>>>>now

[N0Skillz]

he had no skill, his skill was standing his gigantism body under the rim and waiting for a pass so he can drop it in


I don't think you saw him play often because watching him play was amazing and it was much more then what you are talking about.


You should look up some youtube videos of him and you will see why he demanded triple teams on 90% of his plays.

[kaiiu]

damn wtf is this?

80s>90s>>>>>>now
Name somebody in the 80s that could start over Maya Moore

[N0Skillz]

Name somebody in the 80s that could start over Maya Moore


No one because she plays in the WNBA?

[asdf1990]

damn wtf is this?

80s>90s>>>>>>now

one of the top 2 players in the 80s was white.. tell me the last time a white guy was a top 2 in the league other then the 80s and the early days of basketball...

[CelticBaller]

Name somebody in the 80s that could start over Maya Moore
I only watched tapes my dad had from the 80s but james worthy alone will rename the wnba to jnba

[dirtydez]

I don't think you saw him play often because watching him play was amazing and it was much more then what you are talking about.


You should look up some youtube videos of him and you will see why he demanded triple teams on 90% of his plays.

the shaq was garbage, and i hate how everyone thinks hes some nice fun-going guy, everytime he didn't get his way he turned into a crybaby douche

anyways, he will prbably eat himself to death within the next 5 years

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/shaqpcorn.jpg

[N0Skillz]

one of the top 2 players in the 80s was white.. tell me the last time a white guy was a top 2 in the league other then the 80s and the early days of basketball...


racism at its finest.

[CelticBaller]

one of the top 2 players in the 80s was white.. tell me the last time a white guy was a top 2 in the league other then the 80s..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mK5w6A4eMTw/TPUeRcN9SqI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZF5YHRduYPw/s1600/080312-Steve-Nash.widec.jpg

[asdf1990]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mK5w6A4eMTw/TPUeRcN9SqI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZF5YHRduYPw/s1600/080312-Steve-Nash.widec.jpg

he was never a top 2 player in the league.

[dirtydez]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mK5w6A4eMTw/TPUeRcN9SqI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZF5YHRduYPw/s1600/080312-Steve-Nash.widec.jpg

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/nasthy.gif

[asdf1990]

racism at its finest.

its not racism its fact, white guys aren't top 2 material.

[kaiiu]

I only watched tapes my dad had from the 80s but james worthy alone will rename the wnba to jnba
meh... Worthy should be happy if he was a Thaddeus Young today.:lol

right handed Thaddeus Young on his death bed

[N0Skillz]

the shaq was garbage, and i hate how everyone thinks hes some nice fun-going guy, everytime he didn't get his way he turned into a crybaby douche

anyways, he will prbably eat himself to death within the next 5 years

http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/shaqpcorn.jpg


You are quite a character. You have never seen him play and you predict his death in the next 5 years?

You call him a crybaby douche but you sound more like a crybaby who's had his feelings hurt and now is just on a tantrum.

Next time you post, I am going to ask you to think before you click "Submit Reply"

[CelticBaller]

he was never a top 2 player in the league.
:roll:
so let me guess, dirk also was never a top 2 player ? :oldlol:

[BlackJoker23]

Alot of people care about my list.... Just because you don't doesn't mean no one else does. Don't be so self centered all the time. :D
not self centered....just tired of how much people care about rankings and stuff.

[dirtydez]

You are quite a character. You have never seen him play and you predict his death in the next 5 years?

You call him a crybaby douche but you sound more like a crybaby who's had his feelings hurt and now is just on a tantrum.

Next time you post, I am going to ask you to think before you click "Submit Reply"

boyyy i am from Libya, if i could watch obese men play basketball on american tv as a kid i would have, i watch him the past 8 years and he is booty- i seen his highlights, big whoop he tore down a hoop from his massive obesity

[N0Skillz]

its not racism its fact, white guys aren't top 2 material.

More racism from the troll. I don't like conversations where people put down other races like you are so either stop saying that stuff or leave the topic.

I will report you if you continue with your bs.

[kaiiu]

More racism from the troll. I don't like conversations where people put down other races like you are so either stop saying that stuff or leave the topic.

I will report you if you continue with your bs.
stop being a ***** wit that snitch shit :lol

[Mr. I'm So Rad]

stop being a ***** wit that snitch shit :lol

:roll: :applause: :roll:

[N0Skillz]

boyyy i am from Libya, if i could watch obese men play basketball on american tv as a kid i would have, i watch him the past 8 years and he is booty- i seen his highlights, big whoop he tore down a hoop from his massive obesity

This proves my previous statement about you just talking shit without knowing much about the player. Shaq has been playing for 19 years and you have only seen his last 8 years. 8 years which he was not at his best or close to it. So please go on youtube and watch a few more videos and then maybe you will see the skill he had .

[N0Skillz]

stop being a ***** wit that snitch shit :lol


Someone being black,white,brown,etc has nothing to do with basketball and id rather not see the racist stuff he spews.

I do not know why you are protecting him, do you have some ulterior motive?

[dirtydez]

This proves my previous statement about you just talking shit without knowing much about the player. Shaq has been playing for 19 years and you have only seen his last 8 years. 8 years which he was not at his best or close to it. So please go on youtube and watch a few more videos and then maybe you will see the skill he had .

i dont has to watch, i know it is same as past 8 yaers eexcept he is less fat- he could never shoot, from anywhere, unless its within 6 inch radius of the rim.

[kaiiu]

Someone being black,white,brown,etc has nothing to do with basketball and id rather not see the racist stuff he spews.

I do not know why you are protecting him, do you have some ulterior motive?
:oldlol: im just saying stop snitching.

I aint protectin him. He a Lebrick dickrider but he the coolest one on ISH

[LosBulls]

i dont has to watch, i know it is same as past 8 yaers eexcept he is less fat- he could never shoot, from anywhere, unless its within 6 inch radius of the rim.
Shut the f*ck up go die in as terrorist attack you ****** and get off these boards.

[N0Skillz]

i dont has to watch, i know it is same as past 8 yaers eexcept he is less fat- he could never shoot, from anywhere, unless its within 6 inch radius of the rim.


This post just shows me you have a very limited amount of knowledge about Shaq and just have a grudge with him for some reason.

You have a predisposed disposition about Shaq and it's not something I can convince you otherwise if you don't want to listen to what I have to say.

[BlackJoker23]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2liha4h.jpg

[dirtydez]

Shut the f*ck up go die in as terrorist attack you ****** and get off these boards.

dont get anger at me because you team failed on you
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/upclose-1.png

[CelticBaller]

i dont has to watch, i know it is same as past 8 yaers eexcept he is less fat- he could never shoot, from anywhere, unless its within 6 inch radius of the rim.
theo?

[dirtydez]

This post just shows me you have a very limited amount of knowledge about Shaq and just have a grudge with him for some reason.

You have a predisposed disposition about Shaq and it's not something I can convince you otherwise if you don't want to listen to what I have to say.

no i can admit when a player i hate is good- kobe is good and i hate him

shaq rely completely on his size, he the only player to ever rely only on his size to be successful...he has no skill, his skill is being gigantism freak of nature

[N0Skillz]

:oldlol: im just saying stop snitching.

I aint protectin him. He a Lebrick dickrider but he the coolest one on ISH


I didn't report him I just told him I would if he kept bringing that stuff up.

I'm not White or Black, and personally what he said has no effect on me but, I would not want to disrespect many of the posters who post on this forum because of there skin color

[N0Skillz]

no i can admit when a player i hate is good- kobe is good and i hate him

shaq rely completely on his size, he the only player to ever rely only on his size to be successful...he has no skill, his skill is being gigantism freak of nature


Shaq certainly fell off his last few years with his weight but he did not always rely on his weight. He was incredibly strong and had moves to juke anyone.

http://www.kevinwalshonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Shaq.jpg

I have not seen many centers which could bring the ball up full court for a fast break and out run his wing players and juke out the opponents

[asdf1990]

:roll:
so let me guess, dirk also was never a top 2 player ? :oldlol:

plz tell me a year where dirk or nash were top 2 in the league.

[dirtydez]

Shaq certainly fell off his last few years with his weight but he did not always rely on his weight. He was incredibly strong and had moves to juke anyone.

http://www.kevinwalshonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Shaq.jpg

I have not seen many centers which could bring the ball up full court for a fast break and out run his wing players and juke out the opponents

i heard at one point his max bench press was 185, he is lazy and has no work ethnic

of course his lower body is strong, fat boy deadlift 400 lbs everytime he stands up

[kaiiu]

damn why this ni99a hatin on Shaq :facepalm

[CelticBaller]

plz tell me a year where dirk or nash were top 2 in the league.
04-05, 05-06 Dirk
05-06, 06-07 Steve Nash
you could make an argument that they were the best players in the league back then
not saying they were tho

[dirtydez]

damn why this ni99a hatin on Shaq :facepalm
i never hate, i spit real talk

i aint no fruity in the booty beta boy

[kaiiu]

Dirk or Nash were never top 2. They both have years as top 5 doe.

[CelticBaller]

i never hate, i spit real talk

i aint no fruity in the booty beta boy
:lol

[asdf1990]

04-05, 05-06 Dirk
05-06, 06-07 Steve Nash
you could make an argument that they were the best players in the league in those years
not saying they were tho

KG, Kobe, lebron, duncan, shaq were all better in those years.

[Bigsmoke]

G.O.A.T. when it comes to maxing cheeseburgers right?

[N0Skillz]

i heard at one point his max bench press was 185, he is lazy and has no work ethnic

of course his lower body is strong, fat boy deadlift 400 lbs everytime he stands up

Now I just think you are trolling.

Im pretty sure I've seen it reported several places a few years back that he has benched 450.

[dirtydez]

Now I just think you are trolling.

Im pretty sure I've seen it reported several places a few years back that he has benched 450.

thats what i heard on realgm from Heat fans when he was with the heat, i have no realiable source

and 450 is still terrible, he basically bench presses his weight...terrible

[N0Skillz]

thats what i heard on realgm from Heat fans when he was with the heat, i have no realiable source

and 450 is still terrible, he basically bench presses his weight...terrible


Shaq does not weight 450 pounds and :roll: :roll: :roll: at you thinking benching 450 pounds is terrible.


Its become obvious to me your just trolling.

[Titanball4]

thats what i heard on realgm from Heat fans when he was with the heat, i have no realiable source

and 450 is still terrible, he basically bench presses his weight...terrible

How much do you bench...?

[dirtydez]

Shaq does not weight 450 pounds and :roll: :roll: :roll: at you thinking benching 450 pounds is terrible.


Its become obvious to me your just trolling.

he weigh like 375 and IF he bench 450, that is terrible stat, when you bench double your weight then you start being good

no, i spit real talk, you spit up shaq semen

[dirtydez]

How much do you bench...?

i weigh 165 and 1rm 380 on bench, that is much bettter then shaq

i do straight sets for 3 weeks, then super set for 3 weeks, then pyramid sets for 3 weeks

shaq is lazy like every other one of his people

[DaHeezy]

I care.

Also please don't spam on my topic.

Don't worry about dolts who don't respect other people opinions.

He's not my numero uno, but I can see your case

[DaHeezy]

i weigh 165 and 1rm 380 on bench, that is much bettter then shaq

i do straight sets for 3 weeks, then super set for 3 weeks, then pyramid sets for 3 weeks

shaq is lazy like every other one of his people

Really who gives a shyt? You can out bench press a guy bigger than you? This thread isn't about bench presses. Do you realize the only people that impresses is other doodz? Bench pressing has nothing to do with basketball greatness.

On the other hand if this thread were about testicles, well shyt, you got Shaq! I'm 160 and bench 245, damn you got this bro!

[dirtydez]

Really who gives a shyt? You can out bench press a guy bigger than you? This thread isn't about bench presses. Do you realize the only people that impresses is other doodz? Bench pressing has nothing to do with basketball greatness.

On the other hand if this thread were about testicles, well shyt, you got Shaq! I'm 160 and bench 245, damn you got this bro!

and the only people on the forum are doodz, i am showing them for first time what a alpha male looks like.

[Inactive]

he weigh like 375 and IF he bench 450, that is terrible stat, when you bench double your weight then you start being good

no, i spit real talk, you spit up shaq semenSo you expect Shaq to bench 750? You realize that would've been a world record, when Shaq was a rookie, right?

Strength doesn't scale up perfectly. A person with 150 pounds of lean muscle mass, will not be twice as strong as one with 75 pounds. I can't believe that someone who trains seriously enough, to bench 380, would have failed to learn that.

[DaHeezy]

and the only people on the forum are doodz, i am showing them for first time what a alpha male looks like.

well let's take a tally who impressed with your feats of strength on ISH

dez for prez!

* dez with the double bis *
:eek:

* dez with the quad extensions *
:eek:

* dez with the reverse lats *
:eek:

Yup, I can hear the ISH applause
:sleeping

[N0Skillz]

Don't worry about dolts who don't respect other people opinions.

He's not my numero uno, but I can see your case

Thank you, I appreciate your respect. Only a small majority has come in this thread to hate on me, which doesn't phase me much, but I do appreciate the people who have contributed with their thoughts without trolling.

I would also like to hear your opinion on who you think has the best prime.

[jlauber]

I'm not the biggest Shaq fan here, but even I have him at around #6 or 7 on MY list. And, at his PEAK, he was near the very top. Some of the posters on this topic are complete idiots.

[dirtydez]

well let's take a tally who impressed with your feats of strength on ISH

dez for prez!

* dez with the double bis *
:eek:

* dez with the quad extensions *
:eek:

* dez with the reverse lats *
:eek:

Yup, I can hear the ISH applause
:sleeping


i dont need hand clapping from beta boys, i use girls hands to please me, that how my name is "dirty" dez

[N0Skillz]

i weigh 165 and 1rm 380 on bench, that is much bettter then shaq

i do straight sets for 3 weeks, then super set for 3 weeks, then pyramid sets for 3 weeks

shaq is lazy like every other one of his people

why lie?

[dirtydez]

So you expect Shaq to bench 750? You realize that would've been a world record, when Shaq was a rookie, right?

Strength doesn't scale up perfectly. A person with 150 pounds of lean muscle mass, will not be twice as strong as one with 75 pounds. I can't believe that someone who trains seriously enough, to bench 380, would have failed to learn that.

shaq is weak for his size, that is bottom line, no muscle definition, and any muscle he does have is poor quality- he is like black boys at school, giant bloated muscle but with same strength as smaller compact white boy muscle

i only use Gold Standard protein, Jack3d, and Amphetalean, and i will kill shaq in hand to hand 1 on 1 combat

[dirtydez]

why lie?
not lie, in near future i can providess video proof, i am at work right now

if you wish to become alpha male like me you can private instand message me for all info
workout your fingers inside girls isntead of on keyboard

[N0Skillz]

shaq is weak for his size, that is bottom line, no muscle definition, and any muscle he does have is poor quality- he is like black boys at school, giant bloated muscle but with same strength as smaller compact white boy muscle

i only use Gold Standard protein, Jack3d, and Amphetalean, and i will kill shaq in hand to hand 1 on 1 combat

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You are funny

[DaHeezy]

Thank you, I appreciate your respect. Only a small majority has come in this thread to hate on me, which doesn't phase me much, but I do appreciate the people who have contributed with their thoughts without trolling.

I would also like to hear your opinion on who you think has the best prime.

It has and always will bee Wilt for me. Very hard to contend with what statistics he put up. Although I can see you case for Shaq. Definately the most dominating force ever seen, but I give Wilt the nod for force AND skill.

[N0Skillz]

It has and always will bee Wilt for me. Very hard to contend with what statistics he put up. Although I can see you case for Shaq. Definately the most dominating force ever seen, but I give Wilt the nod for force AND skill.


I should have mentioned that I have 2 lists =p.

One That Includes players that played in the 60's and 70's and one that doesn't xD.

In my list with those players Wilt is right at the top where he belongs

[dirtydez]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You are funny

...

you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

[DaHeezy]

...

you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

Wow, I wish I had your frame! What do you use for a neck tie? A skipping rope?

[N0Skillz]

Wow, I wish I had your frame! What do you use for a neck tie? A skipping rope?


that's mean =p, I didn't want to comment xD

[dirtydez]

Wow, I wish I had your frame! What do you use for a neck tie? A skipping rope?

thats called muscle boy, my abs peak so much your mom like to *********e herself on them, she discharge in her panties soon as i take off my shirt

[N0Skillz]

thats called muscle boy, my abs peak so much your mom like to *********e herself on them, she discharge in her panties soon as i take off my shirt
please stop, when I posted this topic I was not expecting this outcome. I am horrified

[dirtydez]

please stop, when I posted this topic I was not expecting this outcome. I am horrified
you start with obese ugly shaq and you end with angel face God body, me.

[DaHeezy]

thats called muscle boy, my abs peak so much your mom like to *********e herself on them, she discharge in her panties soon as i take off my shirt

You mean mean she shyt her panties because she thought she saw sponge bob square pants surface. She never seen a dude with his head in the middle of his chest before.

[dirtydez]

You mean mean she shyt her panties because she thought she saw sponge bob square pants surface. She never seen a dude with his head in the middle of his chest.
i has my head in the middle of you moms chest boy, make semen pond in her belly buttons

[asdf1990]

Wow, I wish I had your frame! What do you use for a neck tie? A skipping rope?

:lol . \

[dirtydez]

:lol . \
laugh in to my face boy

in my city they call me The Farmer becuase when i fight people i make them paralyze, i make vegetables

[LA_Showtime]

Why don't you have a neck

[dirtydez]

Why don't you have a neck

boyyy i stay gettin girls, i force you little sister to cream in her bootyhole, make her squeeze and sppray it out, like skunk defense mechanism


boyy, you is Kobe disciple
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/mormons.jpg

[N0Skillz]

boyyy i stay gettin girls, i force you little sister to cream in her bootyhole, make her squeeze and sppray it out, like skunk defense mechanism





why would you post your picture up?

You brought their hate on yourself

Im not a mean person so I wont comment

[dirtydez]

why would you post your picture up?

You brought their hate on yourself

Im not a mean person so I wont comment

boyyy when you look like angel in the face like me then you want to be seen

he hate because i am sexy swag, i grate his muffin head on my abs like he is piece of mozerella cheese

i get model contracts offer to me every day of my life

[kaiiu]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
what the **** is that

damn boi you ugly ass ****

[kaiiu]

damn how u wear a v-neck?

[DirkNowitzki41]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

lmaoo

[dirtydez]

what the **** is that

damn boi you ugly ass ****

boyy say to my face and i make you a REAL Heat fan when you parents have to incentrerate you body, they dont care about yuo enough for casket and funeral, they burn you body,put ashes in vase and place you on top of fridge

[kaiiu]

boyy say to my face and i make you a REAL Heat fan when you parents have to incentrerate you body, they dont care about yuo enough for casket and funeral, they burn you body,put ashes in vase and place you on top of fridge
damn I feel bad for u.

How you sip water out the fountain?

How u gone eat ***** once u lose yo virginity?

This ni99a chin touchin his belly button
:oldlol:

[DirkNowitzki41]

damn how u wear a v-neck?

LOOOOOOOOOL

[dirtydez]

damn I feel bad for u.

How you sip water out the fountain?

How u gone eat ***** once u lose yo virginity?

This ni99a chin touchin his belly button
:oldlol:

i dont need water fountain, i drink out you mommas ppussy river!

boyyy i am from libya, i lose virginity when im 7 year old, pistol pop and panty drop

[heyhey]

wuts messed up is thats likely not really dirtydezs photo and hes just trolling us getting that dude mocked for no reason

[kaiiu]

i dont need water fountain, i drink out you mommas ppussy river!

boyyy i am from libya, i lose virginity when im 7 year old, pistol pop and panty drop
:oldlol: this ni99a gotta turn his whole body just to look behind em.
:roll:

[dirtydez]

damn how u wear a v-neck?

real talk i dont need v neck to point down to my goods, you mom know where to find the big dickk boy!! i beat you momma ganoosh up so bad she look like oozing slow seman volcano when im done

[dirtydez]

wuts messed up is thats likely not really dirtydezs photo and hes just trolling us getting that dude mocked for no reason

stay out this boy, you mom hang that mirror up so she watch as dirtydez make her coogie all dirty! Hollisters and Abercrombie and Fitnch have my number on speed dials. try to make me model for them

[N0Skillz]

real talk i dont need v neck to point down to my goods, you mom know where to find the big dickk boy!! i beat you momma ganoosh up so bad she look like oozing slow seman volcano when im done

LMAO

[brownmamba00]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
this can't be real lol.

[dirtydez]

:oldlol: this ni99a gotta turn his whole body just to look behind em.
:roll:
you gotta laugh at you own jokes, copycat girls when they pull you pants down to see you little earthworm jim pp

[kaiiu]

stay out this boy, you mom hang that mirror up so she watch as dirtydez make her coogie all dirty! Hollisters and Abercrombie and Fitnch have my number on speed dials. try to make me model for them
:sleeping this ni99a lame and ugly.

[dirtydez]

this can't be real lol.

it real, i dont photochop no abs on my body, it called hard work and dedication

[CelticBaller]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
mean ass neck

[dirtydez]

:sleeping this ni99a lame and ugly.
hahaaa ahh black boy have no more materials? maybe in 100 year you fully evolve to human- you cant hang with white man brain, you only hang from trees monkey boy
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/mavsfan.png

[Saintsfan1992]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

This cant be life :roll: :roll: :roll:

[asdf1990]

This is one of the funniest threads in a long ass time on ISH.

[knickscity]

This is one of the funniest threads in a long ass time on ISH.
It really is.:lol

Dude with the photo-shopped pic is beyond funny.

[GatorKid117]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D-8zFbmz47g/TYzUmXCpN-I/AAAAAAAAAMI/32QGtLOyzH8/s400/photoshop-abs-fail.jpg

Come at me bro

Its all me. U jelly?

[Eat Like A Bosh]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
Lmao!:roll: :roll: :roll:
What's up with your neck?

[Saintsfan1992]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D-8zFbmz47g/TYzUmXCpN-I/AAAAAAAAAMI/32QGtLOyzH8/s400/photoshop-abs-fail.jpg

Come at me bro

Its all me. U jelly?

/thread :pimp:

[Laimbeer_Rodman]

Classic Andy Kaufman

[zay_24]

This nikka prolly suffocate in a turtle neck:roll:

[AirTupac]

what the **** is that

damn boi you ugly ass ****

What up Kaiiu. Still burning these ******s up eh? hahaha :pimp:

[Celtics 1825]

:sleeping this ni99a lame and ugly.

Why u got a Wade avvy bro? Lost a bet? And location "WE DA BESS"? More bandwagoners?

[knickscity]

This nikka prolly suffocate in a turtle neck:roll:
Doubt he could wear one.

A "V-neck" would like a turtle neck on him.

[zay_24]

Doubt he could wear one.

A "V-neck" would like a turtle neck on him.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[KingBeasley08]

Wow, I wish I had your frame! What do you use for a neck tie? A skipping rope?
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
epic thread :oldlol:

[Brickz187]

LMAOOOOOOO this thread is golden

[N0Skillz]

My thread has been violated :cry: :cry: :cry:

[FourthTenor]

and hopefully going to be apart of TNT.




Please dont let this happen.

Unless its just an occasional studio appearance where they can just make fun of him.

[dirtydez]

Doubt he could wear one.

A "V-neck" would like a turtle neck on him.

boyy why you attacks me like that?turtle neck, boy you mom attack my dick like a snapping turtle

hand to hand combat with me boy, in my city police know when somebody combat with me to count it as assisted suicide, boy i have you star on new First 48 episode

[Maga_1]

Congrats DirtyDez you are now a celebrity in OTC of ISH

[Clippersfan86]

:roll: :roll: :lol

[N0Skillz]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg





http://indieblvd.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/338cbeb8-2126-4bc4-84e5-12db69289d84.gif

[brownmamba00]

it real, i dont photochop no abs on my body, it called hard work and dedication
lol

[knickscity]

boyy why you attacks me like that?turtle neck, boy you mom attack my dick like a snapping turtle


man you are hilarious!!!!:roll: :roll: :roll:

BTW, you do know a snapping turtle take very SMALL bites.:lol :lol :lol

[BEAST Griffin]

1-3 are Lakers. Bias detected.

[AI3Anthony]

It's hilarious how tough this guy is trying to act LMAO. #1 he isn't even that big, seriously doesn't look that strong. #2 WHERE THE **** IS YOUR NECK????

[dirtydez]

It's hilarious how tough this guy is trying to act LMAO. #1 he isn't even that big, seriously doesn't look that strong. #2 WHERE THE **** IS YOUR NECK????

hahha boyyy you brave behind you internet screen

say this to my face and you going to go against what you hero allen iverson does, you going to have to practice, practice to walk again

[taucesays]

I didn't think it was possible for this thread to become more of a joke than after post #1. I was wrong.

[DKLaker]

He has finally retired and let me edit my current Prime list to this

1.Shaq
2.Kareem/Jordan
3.Magic
4.Bird

I thought he would do it next year but the Big AARP is now out of the NBA and hopefully going to be apart of TNT.

What do you guys think?

Shaq is the only guy on this list who was a HUGE liability in game closing situations.........Or did you forget the "Hack-a-Shaq" strategy????
This often forced the ball out of his hands and thankfully into Kobe, Horry, Fisher hands, guys who could actually knock down shots....and free throws.
Often Shaq wouldn't even want the ball for fear of choking free throws.
The rest of the guys on the list had no such problem.
It's all about closing and getting it done.......use this season as an example......ask Chicago, OKC, even the Heat how important is it to CLOSE a game. Not saying in any way that Shaq wasn't dominant or great.....but that kind of liability drops him.

[Duncan21formvp]

He has finally retired and let me edit my current Prime list to this

1.Shaq
2.Kareem/Jordan
3.Magic
4.Bird

I thought he would do it next year but the Big AARP is now out of the NBA and hopefully going to be apart of TNT.

What do you guys think?

I disagree. If his prime were as good as MJ and Kareem's then he would have won more than 1 league mvp. And missing too many games yearly will not give him that.

[alenleomessi]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq146/XxFirtSoundOfTheFuturexX/GIFs/geezus-1.gif

[N0Skillz]

Shaq is the only guy on this list who was a HUGE liability in game closing situations.........Or did you forget the "Hack-a-Shaq" strategy????
This often forced the ball out of his hands and thankfully into Kobe, Horry, Fisher hands, guys who could actually knock down shots....and free throws.
Often Shaq wouldn't even want the ball for fear of choking free throws.
The rest of the guys on the list had no such problem.
It's all about closing and getting it done.......use this season as an example......ask Chicago, OKC, even the Heat how important is it to CLOSE a game. Not saying in any way that Shaq wasn't dominant or great.....but that kind of liability drops him.

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

at Shaq ever being a huge Liability at end game situations..

Hack a Shaq was a joke play that was barely ever used and only publicized because of its stupidity.

Also he was a center and most coaches would not want their CENTER to be taking FT's for a game no matter who they were. Also those other players did not receive half the triple teams that shaq received because he was so dominate.

[The-Legend-24]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade
:roll: What the fvck?.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Mr. I'm So Rad]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade

:roll: The f*ck is dude's neck?! Holy shit I almost cried reading the responses to this picture

[RRR3]

You are quite a character. You have never seen him play and you predict his death in the next 5 years?

You call him a crybaby douche but you sound more like a crybaby who's had his feelings hurt and now is just on a tantrum.

Next time you post, I am going to ask you to think before you click "Submit Reply"
LOL that fan in the background looks like Scalabrine!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[BlueandGold]

Just read this from "post dumbest things thread" and just had to add in my 2 cents, which are mostly statistics:

Wilts prime: 50ppg
Jordan's prime: 37ppg, 40ppg in a Finals series

>>>>

Shaq's prime: 30+ppg/13+rpg, 35+ppg in Finals series.

I would have even thrown in Wilt's rebounding numbers but eh

[Dictator]

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you wouldnt dare laugh to my facehttp://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n524/macazoe010/buff-1.jpg


and if you did i would send a roundhouse to you head, have you rolling on ground like dwyane wade


:roll: :lol :oldlol:

[davidkimchi]

Shaq is top 10 for me