View Full Version : What's your bball movie all-star team?
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:40 PM
PG:
Downtown Funky Stuff Malone
http://frontofficenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/clarence-withers.png
SG:
Lewis Scott [Celtic Pride]
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYyMTA2NjA3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTM1MDU3._V1._ SX475_SY302_.jpg
SF:
Shep [Above the Rim]
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fn6bjde13_c/SrrAQDJDHoI/AAAAAAAAADM/UsQRM7fY9IQ/s200/ts.jpg
PF:
Saleh [the Air Up There]
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/110228/Favorite_Basketball_Movies/basketball-movies-theairupthere14.jpg
C:
Neon [Blue Chips]
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/stump-the-tromp/assets_c/2011/02/Neon%20Shaq-thumb-572xauto-322107.jpg
6th man
Billy Hoyle [WMCJ]
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljc25lUT3K1qi6frjo1_400.jpg
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:41 PM
No documentaries or movies based on real stories ALLOWED
L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 08:51 PM
http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0018/6E/05/6E05F9B57D607B89EC440E_Large.jpg
Cornbread is easily the best
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 08:53 PM
Teen Wolf - Win in the end mofo
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/teenwolf%20slam%20dunk%20werewolf.jpg
TrueGreenFan
06-28-2011, 08:53 PM
PG- Q from Love and Bball
SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth
SF- #23 on black team from above the rim
PF- Big African kid from Coach Carter
C-Shaq in Blue Chips
6th man- Sidney or Billy Hoyle
BRabbiT
06-28-2011, 08:56 PM
6th man
http://mimg.ugo.com/201010/63672/cuts/sixth-man_480_poster.jpg
Antoine/Kadeem Hardison
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:57 PM
PG- Q from Love and Bball
SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth
SF- #23 on black team from above the rim
PF- Big African kid from Coach Carter
C-Shaq in Blue Chips
6th man- Sidney or Billy Hoyle
Movies based on real stories don't count.
L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 08:57 PM
No documentaries or movies based on real stories ALLOWED
Semi-Pro was based on the ABA, Andre gotta go.
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:59 PM
Semi-Pro was based on the ABA, Andre gotta go.
You serious? :oldlol: Fictional team pal. F*ck outta here.
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
So far I'm working with Teen Wolf at the one as my hybrid point guard and his Airness from Space Jam at the 2...
http://www.soleredemption.com/pics/2006/04/MikeSpaceJam.jpg
L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
You serious? :oldlol: Fictional team pal. F*ck outta here.
Real teams in the movie, real leagues (ABA ad NBA) now you, GTFO!
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
Real teams in the movie, real leagues (ABA ad NBA) now you, GTFO!
Nah I'm all set.
L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:06 PM
Nah I'm all set.
But you do know it's about the real life ABA/NBA merger right? He shouldn't be included by your rules.
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:07 PM
Cancel that...
Teen wolf can play shooting guard and Mj can take the 3 spot cause I've just scouted Air Bud to run the point.
Harry'est backcourt in the league son!
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/disney/airbud/AirBud2.jpg
tpols
06-28-2011, 09:07 PM
PG- Snipes from White Man Cant Jump
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Wesley-Snipes-White-Men-Cant-Jump.4.jpg
SG-The girl from Space Jam that stuffs the shit out of Barkley 'Be gone wannabe.. be gone':oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1lbtd9uU
SF-Air Bud
http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2006/02/airbud.jpg
PF-Jackie Moon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fepqainiFww/TC0dL3k4DBI/AAAAAAAAaBg/i0fa4EXkgqM/s1600/ferrell,%2Bwill09.jpg
C-Chief from Cuckoo's Nest[I know it wasn't a basketball movie but that guy was huge]
http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/cuckoo/cuckoo17.jpg
6th Man- Timo Cruz
http://img.search.com/thumb/8/84/RickGonzalez.jpg/220px-RickGonzalez.jpg
L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:09 PM
Bernard King from fast beak.
No love for Juwanna Mann.
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:10 PM
But you do know it's about the real life ABA/NBA merger right? He shouldn't be included by your rules.
I said real story, not real league. If I did say that, literally 98% of the players listed so far wouldn't be eligible. NBA players? Nope...NCAA? Nope, high school sports? Nope.
The one I bolded is based on A REAL PERSON who actually LIVES today. Why are you being so selective? Why haven't you included the players listed who were portrayed as playing in the NBA or the NCAA?
I hate to break this to you, but the Flint Michigan Tropics were not a real team, and Downtown Funky Stuff Malone was not a real person.
That was supposed to be a fun thread, you c*cksucker.
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:13 PM
PG- Snipes from White Man Cant Jump
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Wesley-Snipes-White-Men-Cant-Jump.4.jpg
SG-The girl from Space Jam that stuffs the shit out of Barkley 'Be gone wannabe.. be gone':oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1lbtd9uU
SF-Air Bud
http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2006/02/airbud.jpg
PF-Jackie Moon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fepqainiFww/TC0dL3k4DBI/AAAAAAAAaBg/i0fa4EXkgqM/s1600/ferrell,%2Bwill09.jpg
C-Chief from Cuckoo's Nest[I know it wasn't a basketball movie but that guy was huge]
http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/cuckoo/cuckoo17.jpg
6th Man- Timo Cruz
http://img.search.com/thumb/8/84/RickGonzalez.jpg/220px-RickGonzalez.jpg
Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now
tpols
06-28-2011, 09:15 PM
Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now
Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.:oldlol:
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
As a special weapon to strike anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KIUjUfcloLE/TaWfgRN12gI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GnEjClQmAUk/s1600/american-history-x%2Bed%2Bnorton.jpg
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm liking the obscure players. Chief and Norton = boss
tpols
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
As a special weapon to striker anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KIUjUfcloLE/TaWfgRN12gI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GnEjClQmAUk/s1600/american-history-x%2Bed%2Bnorton.jpg
Nice:bowdown: Forgot about him.
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:17 PM
Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.:oldlol:
Keep telling yourself that coach. Keep telling yourself that
lol
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:19 PM
In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sandy-lyle.jpg
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:21 PM
i have a highly complex team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsAqmDqU5E)
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:23 PM
With my sleeper pick at the power forward position... The (Still haven't decided on a team name yet) are very pleased to select from the Red Hook district in New York... Precious
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldvdekDUtw1qfgyn7o1_500.jpg
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:30 PM
In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sandy-lyle.jpg
Nice...
I'm liking the off season wheelin and dealin transactions. Excellent choice for your team name as well...
Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:31 PM
Gotta hunt me down a solid Center now...
Hmmmmmph
Fuhqueue
06-28-2011, 10:48 PM
Anyone looking to fill out their bench could do MUCH worse than drafting young Will Smith. He's a true all-rounder who can handle the ball, score, defend, and is the focus of Bel Air Academy's "Pass it to Will" offense.
He impressed greatly in workouts, even in scrimmage with Hall of Famers:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Gifs/FreshPrinceownsIsiahThomas.gif
And if you are looking for sharpshooting bench guys, consider Coop and Remer from the Milwaukee Beers.
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/baseketball-still-img.jpg
I'm not going to lie, they aren't the greatest athletes, but they will wet any open look they get. Unless their defender has conceived of a uniquely disgusting way to put them off their stroke.
dwight20-20
06-28-2011, 10:53 PM
a draft would be interesting. but there might not be enough players.
Fuhqueue
06-28-2011, 10:56 PM
Also I saw a documentary about an aviation catastrophe once, and something about the copilot made me feel like he could have been a decent center. Murdock I think his name was.
Keith
06-28-2011, 11:04 PM
Common at the 2 and Latifah on the bench.
http://newsblaze.com/pix/2010/0509/pix/queen.230.jpg
pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 11:20 PM
Anyone looking to fill out their bench could do MUCH worse than drafting young Will Smith. He's a true all-rounder who can handle the ball, score, defend, and is the focus of Bel Air Academy's "Pass it to Will" offense.
He impressed greatly in workouts, even in scrimmage with Hall of Famers:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Gifs/FreshPrinceownsIsiahThomas.gif
And if you are looking for sharpshooting bench guys, consider Coop and Remer from the Milwaukee Beers.
http://www.firstshowing.net/img/baseketball-still-img.jpg
I'm not going to lie, they aren't the greatest athletes, but they will wet any open look they get. Unless their defender has conceived of a uniquely disgusting way to put them off their stroke.
Nicely done :oldlol:
Joshumitsu
06-28-2011, 11:26 PM
Lil Bow Wow from Like Mike
Stuckey
06-29-2011, 01:07 AM
PG: common
SG: jesus shuttlesworth
SF: wesley snipes
PF: spacejam monster
C: fat guy from american history x
bench:
that lil kid from Fresh
Omar Epps
bow wow
more spacejam monsters
bugs bunny
sanaa lathan cause shes hot
Styles p
06-29-2011, 01:34 AM
pg: denzel in he got game i mean he could always just kill someone from a push.
http://sneakermestupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/he-got-game_l.jpg
sg: ernest from slam dunk ernest
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514CWEHMRGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
sf: cam'ron in killa season :oldlol:
http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cambballgn2.jpg
cant think of a pf or a center
Lamar Doom
06-29-2011, 01:42 AM
PG - Billy Hoyle
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50555_82154840972_4772806_n.jpg
SG - Jimmy from Hoosiers
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare9/hoosiers/hoosiers_new-subsample.jpg
SF - Jesus Shuttlesworth
http://shotsaroundthewatercooler.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/he-got-game.jpg
PF - Moses Guthrie (Fish that saved Pittsburg)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MCBNSn1DlAU/SUqgFRiUWrI/AAAAAAAABsA/EtGjMCWYako/s400/DrJ.jpg
C - Bill Murray
http://img.youtube.com/vi/xgvMksY8--s/0.jpg
6th man - Jim Carrol (leo) from Basketball Diaries (f*ck you if this breaks your rules)
http://blog.muchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/basketball-diaries.jpg
coaching staff?
Head coach - Ken Reeves
http://savagethrust.com/savage/eBay/whiteShadowPost.jpg
Assistant coach - Mr. Cooper
http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00040591/hangin-with-mr-cooper.jpg
Meticode
06-29-2011, 02:22 AM
My point guard:
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_Like_Mike/2002_like_mike_010.jpg
LosBulls
06-29-2011, 03:05 AM
Juwanna Mann
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7875/juwanna.png
FourthTenor
06-29-2011, 03:20 AM
SF - http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/smcable.jpg
alenleomessi
06-29-2011, 04:49 AM
Karl the giant - Big Fish
http://johnaugust.com/Assets/mcgrory.jpg
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/bf_033McGregorMcGrory.jpg
dab0yech0
06-29-2011, 06:48 AM
no love for larry johnson I see
My squad
Pg - scott mcknight (common from just wright)
Sg- jesus shuttlesworth
Sf - grandmama from family matters
Pf- orange monstar
C - shaq from blue chips
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