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pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:40 PM
PG:

Downtown Funky Stuff Malone

http://frontofficenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/clarence-withers.png

SG:

Lewis Scott [Celtic Pride]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYyMTA2NjA3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTM1MDU3._V1._ SX475_SY302_.jpg

SF:

Shep [Above the Rim]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fn6bjde13_c/SrrAQDJDHoI/AAAAAAAAADM/UsQRM7fY9IQ/s200/ts.jpg

PF:

Saleh [the Air Up There]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/110228/Favorite_Basketball_Movies/basketball-movies-theairupthere14.jpg

C:

Neon [Blue Chips]

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/stump-the-tromp/assets_c/2011/02/Neon%20Shaq-thumb-572xauto-322107.jpg

6th man

Billy Hoyle [WMCJ]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljc25lUT3K1qi6frjo1_400.jpg

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:41 PM
No documentaries or movies based on real stories ALLOWED

L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 08:51 PM
http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0018/6E/05/6E05F9B57D607B89EC440E_Large.jpg

Cornbread is easily the best

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 08:53 PM
Teen Wolf - Win in the end mofo


http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/teenwolf%20slam%20dunk%20werewolf.jpg

TrueGreenFan
06-28-2011, 08:53 PM
PG- Q from Love and Bball
SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth
SF- #23 on black team from above the rim
PF- Big African kid from Coach Carter
C-Shaq in Blue Chips

6th man- Sidney or Billy Hoyle

BRabbiT
06-28-2011, 08:56 PM
6th man

http://mimg.ugo.com/201010/63672/cuts/sixth-man_480_poster.jpg

Antoine/Kadeem Hardison

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:57 PM
PG- Q from Love and Bball
SG- Jesus Shuttlesworth
SF- #23 on black team from above the rim
PF- Big African kid from Coach Carter
C-Shaq in Blue Chips

6th man- Sidney or Billy Hoyle

Movies based on real stories don't count.

L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 08:57 PM
No documentaries or movies based on real stories ALLOWED
Semi-Pro was based on the ABA, Andre gotta go.

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 08:59 PM
Semi-Pro was based on the ABA, Andre gotta go.

You serious? :oldlol: Fictional team pal. F*ck outta here.

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
So far I'm working with Teen Wolf at the one as my hybrid point guard and his Airness from Space Jam at the 2...

http://www.soleredemption.com/pics/2006/04/MikeSpaceJam.jpg

L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
You serious? :oldlol: Fictional team pal. F*ck outta here.
Real teams in the movie, real leagues (ABA ad NBA) now you, GTFO!

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:02 PM
Real teams in the movie, real leagues (ABA ad NBA) now you, GTFO!

Nah I'm all set.

L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:06 PM
Nah I'm all set.
But you do know it's about the real life ABA/NBA merger right? He shouldn't be included by your rules.

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:07 PM
Cancel that...

Teen wolf can play shooting guard and Mj can take the 3 spot cause I've just scouted Air Bud to run the point.

Harry'est backcourt in the league son!

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/disney/airbud/AirBud2.jpg

tpols
06-28-2011, 09:07 PM
PG- Snipes from White Man Cant Jump
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Wesley-Snipes-White-Men-Cant-Jump.4.jpg

SG-The girl from Space Jam that stuffs the shit out of Barkley 'Be gone wannabe.. be gone':oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1lbtd9uU

SF-Air Bud
http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2006/02/airbud.jpg


PF-Jackie Moon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fepqainiFww/TC0dL3k4DBI/AAAAAAAAaBg/i0fa4EXkgqM/s1600/ferrell,%2Bwill09.jpg


C-Chief from Cuckoo's Nest[I know it wasn't a basketball movie but that guy was huge]
http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/cuckoo/cuckoo17.jpg


6th Man- Timo Cruz
http://img.search.com/thumb/8/84/RickGonzalez.jpg/220px-RickGonzalez.jpg

L.Kizzle
06-28-2011, 09:09 PM
Bernard King from fast beak.
No love for Juwanna Mann.

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:10 PM
But you do know it's about the real life ABA/NBA merger right? He shouldn't be included by your rules.

I said real story, not real league. If I did say that, literally 98% of the players listed so far wouldn't be eligible. NBA players? Nope...NCAA? Nope, high school sports? Nope.

The one I bolded is based on A REAL PERSON who actually LIVES today. Why are you being so selective? Why haven't you included the players listed who were portrayed as playing in the NBA or the NCAA?

I hate to break this to you, but the Flint Michigan Tropics were not a real team, and Downtown Funky Stuff Malone was not a real person.

That was supposed to be a fun thread, you c*cksucker.

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:13 PM
PG- Snipes from White Man Cant Jump
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Wesley-Snipes-White-Men-Cant-Jump.4.jpg

SG-The girl from Space Jam that stuffs the shit out of Barkley 'Be gone wannabe.. be gone':oldlol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iv1lbtd9uU

SF-Air Bud
http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2006/02/airbud.jpg


PF-Jackie Moon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fepqainiFww/TC0dL3k4DBI/AAAAAAAAaBg/i0fa4EXkgqM/s1600/ferrell,%2Bwill09.jpg


C-Chief from Cuckoo's Nest[I know it wasn't a basketball movie but that guy was huge]
http://www.littlereview.com/goddesslouise/art/cuckoo/cuckoo17.jpg


6th Man- Timo Cruz
http://img.search.com/thumb/8/84/RickGonzalez.jpg/220px-RickGonzalez.jpg

Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now

tpols
06-28-2011, 09:15 PM
Take your greasy paws off my point guard. And how you gunna station him at the samll forward spot. How do you expect Bud to defend Lebrons and Pippens of the league??? Common now
Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.:oldlol:

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
As a special weapon to strike anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KIUjUfcloLE/TaWfgRN12gI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GnEjClQmAUk/s1600/american-history-x%2Bed%2Bnorton.jpg

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm liking the obscure players. Chief and Norton = boss

tpols
06-28-2011, 09:16 PM
As a special weapon to striker anger in the opposition, I'm taking Edward Norton from American History X as my controversial 6th man... F*UCK YALL

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KIUjUfcloLE/TaWfgRN12gI/AAAAAAAAAIA/GnEjClQmAUk/s1600/american-history-x%2Bed%2Bnorton.jpg
Nice:bowdown: Forgot about him.

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:17 PM
Air Bud isn't a good ball handler bro.. He's best used as a shooter and finisher with his patented nose tip ins. He's got the hops and speed to guard lebron too.:oldlol:

Keep telling yourself that coach. Keep telling yourself that

lol

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:19 PM
In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sandy-lyle.jpg

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 09:21 PM
i have a highly complex team (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsAqmDqU5E)

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:23 PM
With my sleeper pick at the power forward position... The (Still haven't decided on a team name yet) are very pleased to select from the Red Hook district in New York... Precious

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldvdekDUtw1qfgyn7o1_500.jpg

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:30 PM
In a controversial move never seen before in the ISH league all-stars, the New Hampshire Serial Rapists cut Billy Hoyle and sign Sandy "raindrop" Lyle

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sandy-lyle.jpg

Nice...

I'm liking the off season wheelin and dealin transactions. Excellent choice for your team name as well...

Done_And_Done
06-28-2011, 09:31 PM
Gotta hunt me down a solid Center now...

Hmmmmmph

Fuhqueue
06-28-2011, 10:48 PM
Anyone looking to fill out their bench could do MUCH worse than drafting young Will Smith. He's a true all-rounder who can handle the ball, score, defend, and is the focus of Bel Air Academy's "Pass it to Will" offense.

He impressed greatly in workouts, even in scrimmage with Hall of Famers:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Gifs/FreshPrinceownsIsiahThomas.gif

And if you are looking for sharpshooting bench guys, consider Coop and Remer from the Milwaukee Beers.

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/baseketball-still-img.jpg

I'm not going to lie, they aren't the greatest athletes, but they will wet any open look they get. Unless their defender has conceived of a uniquely disgusting way to put them off their stroke.

dwight20-20
06-28-2011, 10:53 PM
a draft would be interesting. but there might not be enough players.

Fuhqueue
06-28-2011, 10:56 PM
Also I saw a documentary about an aviation catastrophe once, and something about the copilot made me feel like he could have been a decent center. Murdock I think his name was.

Keith
06-28-2011, 11:04 PM
Common at the 2 and Latifah on the bench.

http://newsblaze.com/pix/2010/0509/pix/queen.230.jpg

pete's montreux
06-28-2011, 11:20 PM
Anyone looking to fill out their bench could do MUCH worse than drafting young Will Smith. He's a true all-rounder who can handle the ball, score, defend, and is the focus of Bel Air Academy's "Pass it to Will" offense.

He impressed greatly in workouts, even in scrimmage with Hall of Famers:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20NBA%20Gifs/FreshPrinceownsIsiahThomas.gif

And if you are looking for sharpshooting bench guys, consider Coop and Remer from the Milwaukee Beers.

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/baseketball-still-img.jpg

I'm not going to lie, they aren't the greatest athletes, but they will wet any open look they get. Unless their defender has conceived of a uniquely disgusting way to put them off their stroke.

Nicely done :oldlol:

Joshumitsu
06-28-2011, 11:26 PM
Lil Bow Wow from Like Mike

Stuckey
06-29-2011, 01:07 AM
PG: common

SG: jesus shuttlesworth

SF: wesley snipes

PF: spacejam monster

C: fat guy from american history x

bench:

that lil kid from Fresh
Omar Epps
bow wow
more spacejam monsters
bugs bunny
sanaa lathan cause shes hot

Styles p
06-29-2011, 01:34 AM
pg: denzel in he got game i mean he could always just kill someone from a push.
http://sneakermestupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/he-got-game_l.jpg

sg: ernest from slam dunk ernest
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514CWEHMRGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

sf: cam'ron in killa season :oldlol:
http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cambballgn2.jpg

cant think of a pf or a center

Lamar Doom
06-29-2011, 01:42 AM
PG - Billy Hoyle

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50555_82154840972_4772806_n.jpg

SG - Jimmy from Hoosiers

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare9/hoosiers/hoosiers_new-subsample.jpg

SF - Jesus Shuttlesworth

http://shotsaroundthewatercooler.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/he-got-game.jpg

PF - Moses Guthrie (Fish that saved Pittsburg)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MCBNSn1DlAU/SUqgFRiUWrI/AAAAAAAABsA/EtGjMCWYako/s400/DrJ.jpg

C - Bill Murray

http://img.youtube.com/vi/xgvMksY8--s/0.jpg

6th man - Jim Carrol (leo) from Basketball Diaries (f*ck you if this breaks your rules)

http://blog.muchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/basketball-diaries.jpg


coaching staff?

Head coach - Ken Reeves

http://savagethrust.com/savage/eBay/whiteShadowPost.jpg

Assistant coach - Mr. Cooper

http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00040591/hangin-with-mr-cooper.jpg

Meticode
06-29-2011, 02:22 AM
My point guard:

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_Like_Mike/2002_like_mike_010.jpg

LosBulls
06-29-2011, 03:05 AM
Juwanna Mann

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7875/juwanna.png

FourthTenor
06-29-2011, 03:20 AM
SF - http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/smcable.jpg

alenleomessi
06-29-2011, 04:49 AM
Karl the giant - Big Fish

http://johnaugust.com/Assets/mcgrory.jpg

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/bf_033McGregorMcGrory.jpg

dab0yech0
06-29-2011, 06:48 AM
no love for larry johnson I see

My squad
Pg - scott mcknight (common from just wright)
Sg- jesus shuttlesworth
Sf - grandmama from family matters
Pf- orange monstar
C - shaq from blue chips