Joe Johnson's Truck

[asdf1990]

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/12/123bfa6b752ff2e4af55d4d8c11c5818/everyone_look_at_joe_johnsons_giant_truck.jpg

since nothing else to talk about.

[Kensta]

Rims too small. Need some 30's

[marion706]

:pimp:

[xoneatom]

but the color is yuck

[The Macho Man]

so wack

[The Macho Man]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm122/DiggerFan/MachoMan.jpg

Now thats a truck

[LAClipsFan33]

So garbage

[DuMa]

glad to see joe johnson is spending his max money wisely

[KenneBell]

One of my good friends has done a Challenger for him and is currently restoring a Chevelle for him. The Chevy is going to be extrememly badass. The Challenger was cool too.

http://www.injectedengineering.com/inc/phpThumb/phpThumb.php?w=250&h=188&zc=c&src=http://www.injectedengineering.com/image796.jpg

[DStebb716]

Lol at all the ISH posters that drive station wagons and mini vans hating on this bitching truck.

[LAClipsFan33]

Lol at all the ISH posters that drive station wagons and mini vans hating on this bitching truck.

I like my ride better...lol at station wagon

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8484/17579618218313148861513.jpg

[L.Kizzle]

For real nigha.

Chris Rock: They Spinnin Nigha They Spinnin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZYryyA28go)

[FourthTenor]

Lol at all the ISH posters that drive station wagons and mini vans hating on this bitching truck.


most posters dont have the money to buy a stylish, tasteful car or truck.

whats joe johnsons excuse?

[Rake2204]

Also, Chris Andersen apparently drives an armored truck:

http://www.fearthebeard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/birdmantruck2.jpg

[LAClipsFan33]

Also, Chris Andersen apparently drives an armored truck:

http://www.fearthebeard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/birdmantruck2.jpg

All black looks a lot better, but these trucks to me are too much bulk

[The Macho Man]

Also, Chris Andersen apparently drives an armored truck:

http://www.fearthebeard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/birdmantruck2.jpg

Not suprising, Birdman wack as hell. Disappointed with JJ though

[LAClipsFan33]

If I had that Joe Johnson money I'd be pushing something like this...

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1006/hamannbentleycontinentar.jpg

Custom Bentley GT

Joe's swag is real low

[L.Kizzle]

If I had that Joe Johnson money I'd be pushing something like this...

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1006/hamannbentleycontinentar.jpg

Custom Bentley GT

Joe's swag is real low
He live in ATL, he probably got that truck to fit the whole roster from Magic City and Club 112 in his ride, lol.

[LAClipsFan33]

He live in ATL, he probably got that truck to fit the whole roster from Magic City and Club 112 in his ride, lol.

If that's the case...then I apologize to Joe.

His swag is through the roof :oldlol:

[L.Kizzle]

If that's the case...then I apologize to Joe.

His swag is through the roof :oldlol:
In his ride right now!

POW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BM9BCnCk7M)

[LAClipsFan33]

In his ride right now!

POW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BM9BCnCk7M)

If Joe has a truck full of these fine titties and swollen cakes in that ugly truck his swag in on 100 thousand trillion lol

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

I like my ride better...lol at station wagon

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8484/17579618218313148861513.jpg
ROFL @ this guy taking a picture of somebody's ride behind bushes and pretending its his own :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Heavincent]

Ugly color. If it was was black or white I would love it.

[LAClipsFan33]

ROFL @ this guy taking a picture of somebody's ride behind bushes and pretending its his own :oldlol: :oldlol:

That's my car. I'm actually at the entrance of the tint shop (plants decorate the front) because I had just got those stripes put on. Believe it, don't believe it. Whatever...

I'm not one of the little high school kids on here. I'm 28 years old and a courier for FedEx. I can afford the car

[Sicknote]

I like my ride better...lol at station wagon

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8484/17579618218313148861513.jpg


Usually I hate side stripes but you pulled it off nicely.

[LAClipsFan33]

Usually I hate side stripes but you pulled it off nicely.

Thanks man. I searched for a while to find those stripes. A lot of them looked cheesy

[TylerOO]

ROFL @ this guy taking a picture of somebody's ride behind bushes and pretending its his own :oldlol: :oldlol:

Nice fcking avatar *****! :cheers:

[purplch0de]

Rims too small. Need some 30's

wtf... get the **** out of here, function > form

[OmniStrife]

glad to see joe johnson is spending his max money wisely
Just my thoughts...

120,000,000$ and he gets a butt ugly truck? really?

[ekzistenz]

If he was going to get a truck he should have splashed out and gotten one of these.

http://estb.msn.com/i/9E/F043329699CB9E2FE97A952B7FD9B.jpg

[Bigsmoke]

waste of money

[asdf1990]

waste of money

joe is indeed a waste of the hawks money.

[bluechox2]

how long till hes broke?

[jlip]

Ummmm...You all do realize that this is most likely not JJ's only vehicle, right? Being a multi- millionaire many times over he probably has at least 3 or 4. This is more than likely something he bought and souped up hoping to impress some of his friends and some gold digging females. Also, let's be real. When impressing some people, especially gold digging women, it's not the actual beauty of the car that you're trying to sell. It's the fact that you have enough money to purchase something that expensive that you're marketing.

[28renyoy]

Lol at all the ISH posters that drive station wagons and mini vans hating on this bitching truck.

the truck looks like a piece of shit

and i drive this

http://www.autospies.com/images/users/5nizza/031320071956106201.jpg

[All Net]

Why would you want a car that big?

[DuMa]

If he was going to get a truck he should have splashed out and gotten one of these.

http://estb.msn.com/i/9E/F043329699CB9E2FE97A952B7FD9B.jpg


ftw. although it aint complete unless u have the accompanying lion on ur hood

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Paramount-Marauder-safari.jpg

[The Macho Man]

Ummmm...You all do realize that this is most likely not JJ's only vehicle, right? Being a multi- millionaire many times over he probably has at least 3 or 4. This is more than likely something he bought and souped up hoping to impress some of his friends and some gold digging females. Also, let's be real. When impressing some people, especially gold digging women, it's not the actual beauty of the car that you're trying to sell. It's the fact that you have enough money to purchase something that expensive that you're marketing.


Maybe I'm mistaken because I don't have money but why would you want to impress gold diggin women. Wouldn't they be the type you would want to keep far away from you and your money. I do understand the buying something expensive as a statement of wealth but you can buy something expensive and tasteful. JJ just got some bad taste.

[ATL_Bball_King]

Maybe I'm mistaken because I don't have money but why would you want to impress gold diggin women. Wouldn't they be the type you would want to keep far away from you and your money. I do understand the buying something expensive as a statement of wealth but you can buy something expensive and tasteful. JJ just got some bad taste.


U r mistaken...U obviously get the gold diggen woman to have sex and other things with you (sometimes multiple girls at a time) and then toss there gold diggin ass to the curb when you are finished with them... duh :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

^^must not be male

[Droid101]

the truck looks like a piece of shit

and i drive this

http://www.autospies.com/images/users/5nizza/031320071956106201.jpg
Which is why you posted a stock photo of one?

You even troll car threads, weirdo.

[KenneBell]

Ummmm...You all do realize that this is most likely not JJ's only vehicle, right
I already posted up another car of his on the first page. :oldlol:

[Jimmy2k8]

Lol at all the ISH posters that drive station wagons and mini vans hating on this bitching truck.
What do you have against station wagons and mini vans?

[scm5]

All black looks a lot better, but these trucks to me are too much bulk

Chris Anderson is like 6'11. I'm sure he feels more comfortable in a larger truck.

[Clutch]

the truck looks like a piece of shit

and i drive this

http://www.autospies.com/images/users/5nizza/031320071956106201.jpg
Don't lie.

YOU DRIVE THIS:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YwK33fZCfaE/SjROTbTWQmI/AAAAAAAADz8/Wp2gfIgr21I/s400/BabyCarBL.jpg

[28renyoy]

Which is why you posted a stock photo of one?

You even troll car threads, weirdo.

you people are imbeciles. here are the keys to my previous 2 cars

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8274/keysv.jpg

[jlip]

Ummmm...You all do realize that this is most likely not JJ's only vehicle, right? Being a multi- millionaire many times over he probably has at least 3 or 4. This is more than likely something he bought and souped up hoping to impress some of his friends and some gold digging females. Also, let's be real. When impressing some people, especially gold digging women, it's not the actual beauty of the car that you're trying to sell. It's the fact that you have enough money to purchase something that expensive that you're marketing.


Maybe I'm mistaken because I don't have money but why would you want to impress gold diggin women. Wouldn't they be the type you would want to keep far away from you and your money. I do understand the buying something expensive as a statement of wealth but you can buy something expensive and tasteful. JJ just got some bad taste.



U r mistaken...U obviously get the gold diggen woman to have sex and other things with you (sometimes multiple girls at a time) and then toss there gold diggin ass to the curb when you are finished with them... duh :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

^^must not be male

^This^
The gold digging women I'm speaking of are the hot, fine, sexy women whom would never pay you any attention if you were an average "Joe" (no pun intended) on the street working in a warehouse. Those types of women are after some money, a little fame, and sometimes hoping to get pregnant so that can get boatloads of child support money. As mentioned in the quoted post above, as men despite the knowledge of this, we are so often governed by our sex drive, and not necessarily by rational thinking. Our sex drive causes us to try and impress hot women even if they are gold diggers. Then after many of us have gotten what we want from them, then they are pretty much dropped for the next set of gold diggers.

[hon]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dNEIosvpo1I/0.jpg

http://motoren.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/2011-kia-optima.jpg


Or, be like Griffin and roll hard in a Kia Optima...

No troll, it's a good looking car...

[chains5000]

Reminded me of this:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2007/08/mcmillan_darius_car.jpg
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2007/08/hood_darius_car.jpg

[dajadeed]

Yeah, I don't think Joe Johnson is gonna be driving that big ass truck around NYC now.

And that red one he would buy... if he got traded to Baghdad.

[wally_world]

:biggums:

[Rake2204]

Greg Oden's custom truck:

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4001/4657471938_f138f1213a.jpg

[shallehalle]

ftw. although it aint complete unless u have the accompanying lion on ur hood

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Paramount-Marauder-safari.jpg
I wonder if there are hybrid versions

[upside24]

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/12/123bfa6b752ff2e4af55d4d8c11c5818/everyone_look_at_joe_johnsons_giant_truck.jpg

since nothing else to talk about.
Almost as ridiculous as his contract.

[shallehalle]

Greg Oden's custom truck:

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4001/4657471938_f138f1213a.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[CavaliersFTW]

the truck looks like a piece of shit

and i drive this

http://www.autospies.com/images/users/5nizza/031320071956106201.jpg
stock photo with a watermark? :facepalm :roll:

*EDIT* and European plates too :roll:

[upside24]

Reminded me of this:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2007/08/mcmillan_darius_car.jpg
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2007/08/hood_darius_car.jpg
Nice donk.

[CavaliersFTW]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Nh2KJGBDd5M/TjtOlXrsB_I/AAAAAAAACjY/drnqQC53FCg/s800/IMG_4442.JPG

That's my car with the bike rack on it. Rolled off the assembly line when I was in third grade, enough miles to circumnavigate the globe 8 times, a few more miles on it and it will have driven the distance of the moon. Narrowly dodged being crushed by a tree. Years have passed between an oil change. Recently began to leave a trail of gasoline behind it on the road (which is badass) and it leaves oil slicks in parking lots so that I know where I've been before. Check engine light won't turn off which gives the cockpit a cool aftermarket red glow when driving at night. Can Joe Johnson say any of that about his p***y *ss truck? Didn't think so :pimp:

*EDIT* Power steering reservoir get's low and starts to hum every few days which makes the car sound supercharged :rockon: - unlike Joe Johnsons slow *ss truck

[Burgz V2]

gotta spend all that unearned, unworthy money somewhere :lol